Worst SM4 Plotlines

[Doomriderr666]

This thread is dedicated for your ideas on the worst plotlines for the fourth movie.

Here is mine:
The movie starts off with Peter being in some way responsible for the death of Aunt May and Mary Jane, and he goes into a state of depression and soul searching until he finds God. After serving for years as a preacher his religious days are ended when confronted by Demogoblin who is sent from Hell to end Peter. In order to help Peter stop Demogoblin, Gwen Stacy, (who survives at the end of the third movie) dons the Black Cat costume and helps Peter. Venom then is resurrected from the dead and joins the fray, but not after spawning Carnage who is justly portrayed by Danny Bonaduce (Partrige family). Venom kidnaps JJJ and Spiderman and Black Cat comes to the rescue and a battle ensues. But Venom realizes he is a Lethal Protector and joins Spidey and Black Cat in order to stop Carnage. Finally JJJ, still angry at Peter for stealing his son's fiancee, creates Scorpion. In the end everyone dies except for Black Cat and Bruce Campbell who becomes Mysterio. They are left to battle Symbiote Scorpion in SM-5. (The symbiote suit joins with Scorpion at the end of the movie). The film will be directed by Bryan Singer.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Bryan Singer is a great director, there is no way that he would make a movie like that.

now say MCG would.
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but for my bad plot for spider-man 4-

Spider-man is killed but is not alowed to cross over he is insted given new powers and life by the spidergods. but his return has damaged Death and so the dead start to rise and they are lead by none other then his dear Uncle Ben. its a good thing that he has the new powers but he still needs help witch comes in the form of a clone army from oscorp.

[Spider-Kurt!]

MJ dies in Spider-Man 3 and now Peter Parker is dating Gwen Stacy. Norman Osborn's healing factor not only brings him back from the dead but also works as an afrodesiac on women. Gwen screws Norman and then gives birth to twins that grow up 20 years in a week. Spider-Man now has to deal with the Green Goblin's return, his twin assassians and a DNA test!:csad:

[matthooper]

My bad Spider-Man plot would involve Spider-Man leaving the world he swore to protect for 5 years, then returns without any consequences. He discovers he has a kid who throws musical instruments at bad guys. Then the bad guy screams "Wrooooong" and everyone thinks it's clever. Then no action at all for the final 1 hour and a half.

oh wait, oops.


Bryan Singer is a great director, there is no way that he would make a movie like that.


Now that's funny. The word great is used way to much.

[Spider-Kurt!]

Spider-Man battles a father figure turned enemy again. This time, an old man with simular spider-like powers named Eziekiel. He tells Peter that his powers come from magic rather than science. After that, 'Ziek tries to feed Peter to a big 'ol spider. Spidey dies, gets better and comes back with more powers than ever only to get his ass kicked by every B list villian and every Marvel superhero that doesn't have their own franchise yet.

[Hafssól]

Spider-Man 4

It is revealed that Spider-Man was the actual killer of Mr. Ben, Uncle. Peter Parker shoots himself but Gwen intervenes and dies instead. Aunt May fuses with the symbiont from SM3 and Jameson finds a goblin stash.

[Spider-Kurt!]

Doc Ock returns and uses Peter Parker's DNA to create clones of Peter Parker-a female version, an eight-legged version, a baby version,an old man version,an African-American version, an Asian version, a Hispanic version, a midget version, a handi-capped version, an obese version,a kung-fu grip version, a deep sea battle armored version, a glow-in-the-dark version,a missle launching stinger version and an 80's rock star version.

Oh yeah, Electro is revealed to be the real killer of Uncle Ben.

[Hafssól]

I'd actually go see that version =D

[Spider-Kurt!]

Come to think of it...me too!LOL

[Hafssól]

Troubled adolescent, Peter Parker, receives a disturbing vision that the world will end in 28 days. With the help of various characters, including a 6 foot spider called Frank, he slowly discovers the mysterious physical and metaphysical laws that govern his life and that will lead up to the destruction of the universe.

[Spider-Kurt!]

Spidey's world will (yawn) never be the same after this! After finding out that the Jester and Jack O Lantern were the real killers of Uncle Ben, Spider-Man seeks advise from a father figure turned enemy in Iron Man.After trimming Tony Stark's pubic hair,Peter Parker sneaks into the Avenger's mansion to reclaim his testicles that Stark had been using as paper weights for months.

[GoldGoblin]

Anything symbiote related would be the worst plotline for SM4.

[Hafssól]

Andrew Lloyd Webber's Spider-Man 4.

[NinjaTurtleFan]

Joel Schumacher's Spider-Man 4. Nuff said.

[Spider-Kurt!]

Spider-Man's world will (zzz) never be the same as he finds out his parents have seemingly returned from the grave only to be killed by Typeface... who is revealed to be Uncle Ben's real killer...and marries Aunt May...who's actually an actress...that dies!

[spidey-game-fan]

The vulture being the main bad guy in s-m4 wuld be the worst ever. He is such a bad villian and everytime i see that someone has suggested it. Also kraven would be bad. In fairness there are not many good villians left to use.

[lordofthenerds]

New York's biggest threat, Venom, is finally dead and the city seems to be at peace. But when Peter finds out that Sandman was just a disguised symbiote all along he goes to Symbiotic Planet in his Spider Star Cruiser (made for him by John Jameson) to kill off all the symbiotes. On Symbiotic Planet he is arranged to marry an evil symbiote princess, but is saved by MJ, who became Silver Sable before she left Earth.

After planting a nuclear bomb on the planet they leave. Little do they know that two symbiote creatures escaped onto his Spider Star Curiser. Once the ship gets back on Earth the two symbiote creatures attach themsleves to the two people he loves most, Aunt May and MJ. Thirsty for blood Aunt Carnage eats MJ Carnage and Peter becomes suicidal. He goes to the old belltower church and prays too God for Aunt Carnage to be killed and it turns out that the old symbiote is actually still alive. It attaches itself to Peter. Now he has the powers he needs to kill Aunt Carnage who is thirsty for more blood. A final battle takes place where Peter is victorious by ripping Aunt Carnage's eyeballs out.

I was bored. :csad:

[ledfloyd92]

Spidey's world will (yawn) never be the same after this! After finding out that the Jester and Jack O Lantern were the real killers of Uncle Ben, Spider-Man seeks advise from a father figure turned enemy in Iron Man.After trimming Tony Stark's pubic hair,Peter Parker sneaks into the Avenger's mansion to reclaim his testicles that Stark had been using as paper weights for months.

A story straight out of the comics. Except for that last sentence.

[vampireslayer97]

New York's biggest threat, Venom, is finally dead and the city seems to be at peace. But when Peter finds out that Sandman was just a disguised symbiote all along he goes to Symbiotic Planet in his Spider Star Cruiser (made for him by John Jameson) to kill off all the symbiotes. On Symbiotic Planet he is arranged to marry an evil symbiote princess, but is saved by MJ, who became Silver Sable before she left Earth.

After planting a nuclear bomb on the planet they leave. Little do they know that two symbiote creatures escaped onto his Spider Star Curiser. Once the ship gets back on Earth the two symbiote creatures attach themsleves to the two people he loves most, Aunt May and MJ. Thirsty for blood Aunt Carnage eats MJ Carnage and Peter becomes suicidal. He goes to the old belltower church and prays too God for Aunt Carnage to be killed and it turns out that the old symbiote is actually still alive. It attaches itself to Peter. Now he has the powers he needs to kill Aunt Carnage who is thirsty for more blood. A final battle takes place where Peter is victorious by ripping Aunt Carnage's eyeballs out.

I was bored. :csad:

Now that was funny as hell lol.

[Brendan]

Spider-Man does battle with three of his greatest opponents yet, Kangaroo, White Rabbit, and Spot! When they successfully kill Spider-Man, he finds himself in hell doing battle with the likes of Dracula, Hitler, Steve Irwin, Marlon Brando, and Elvis. With the help of the deceased spirits of Einstein and Johnny Cash, Spider-Man manages to escape the underworld. Mary Jane magically finds herself pregnant and the baby punches his way out of her stomach, killing her, and that baby rapidly grows into Peter Parker.

A naked Peter does battle with Spot, White Rabbit, and Kangaroo with the use of his new spider egg laying powers, throwing the eggs at them and covering them with a gross gooey liquid which makes them want to immediately want to go home and take a shower. As they all each take showers, this gives Peter a chance to defeat them when they least expect it. Parker then mourns the death of MJ and hooks up with Gwen and has sex with her.

Final scene reveals that Gwen is really Chameleon! Meaning that Peter had sex with a man! Spider-Man 5 will explore Peter coming to grips with being a homosexual and a superhero messiah.

[Brendan]

I have the best plot and no one even bothers to comment on it yet. Hmmph!

[Redwoods Wolf]

Spider-Man finds out he's actually a totemic hybrid of spider and man and is forced to fight his newfound mentor who is kind of like him except not really.

Oh, this was worst Spidey MOVIE plots....my bad...

[Hafssól]

Rob Schneider is....A SPIDER MAN!

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Peter has left MJ after walking in on her, Mr. Ditokivich, and the horrendous Man-Wolf. Luckily, Gwen came in for the rebound. Meanwhile, the symbiote makes its way to non other than...H.R. Pufnstuf. Peter accidentally bucks Gwen out a window on their honeymoon, so sad.

Moonlit hijinx and shennanigans ensue as Spidey and Pufnstuf take on the Man-Wolf in...Spider-Man 4

[lordofthenerds]

Spider-Man does battle with three of his greatest opponents yet, Kangaroo, White Rabbit, and Spot! When they successfully kill Spider-Man, he finds himself in hell doing battle with the likes of Dracula, Hitler, Steve Irwin, Marlon Brando, and Elvis. With the help of the deceased spirits of Einstein and Johnny Cash, Spider-Man manages to escape the underworld. Mary Jane magically finds herself pregnant and the baby punches his way out of her stomach, killing her, and that baby rapidly grows into Peter Parker.

A naked Peter does battle with Spot, White Rabbit, and Kangaroo with the use of his new spider egg laying powers, throwing the eggs at them and covering them with a gross gooey liquid which makes them want to immediately want to go home and take a shower. As they all each take showers, this gives Peter a chance to defeat them when they least expect it. Parker then mourns the death of MJ and hooks up with Gwen and has sex with her.

Final scene reveals that Gwen is really Chameleon! Meaning that Peter had sex with a man! Spider-Man 5 will explore Peter coming to grips with being a homosexual and a superhero messiah.
LMAO! Genius. :up:

[Nebins]

Peter is now 76 years old and the whole movie is one 2 and a half hour shot of him trying to pass stool.

[doomreaper X]

Spider-Man's world will (zzz) never be the same as he finds out his parents have seemingly returned from the grave only to be killed by Typeface... who is revealed to be Uncle Ben's real killer...and marries Aunt May...who's actually an actress...that dies!


Who the hell is Typeface? Sounds like a Microsoft Word font.

[doomreaper X]

Spiderman flies into space with the help of...um...the [B]Silver Surfer[B], and meets Invader Zim and Dib in the Tallest's Ship. They all go back to Earth and eat nachos. Then Kraven appears demanding nachos, but the Human Torch comes out of nowhere (complete with original cartoon theme song) and fries him to death. Johnny then makes french fries for everyone, using potatoes stolen from the Punisher, who barges in screaming bloody murder. He calms down and plays poker with all of them. Then all of them excpet Spiderman are killed by the Demogoblin, who then is pulled into hell by Ghost Rider's chain. Spiderman then gets drunk and goes home to MJ and Gwen, where they all enjoy a night of passion. Later, Spidey gets a call from Jameson, who then gives away the two main villains of SM5 by giving Parker a card depicting a clown and an octopus. Spidey then swings off ino the night, but not before crashing into a billboard like in the first movie.

Fin. :woot:

[lordofthenerds]

My new version:

Before Credit Scene Reveals:
-MJ is really a transvestite man.
-Harry, Gwen, Eddie Brock, Captain Stacy, JJJ, Hoffman, Robbie, Doctor Conners, Sandman, Chris Tucker, and Cyclops all died unbuilt and insignificant deaths.
-Aunt May became Aunt Carnage.

Peter is in mourning because pretty much all the characters in the last movie are dead or were lazily thrown out of the franchise so he decides to go into rehab to recover from his depression and face the fact he was banging a transvestite. Also, he battles Aunt Carnage with a lust for vengeance (as it turns out Aunt May was the real killer of Ben since she wanted a free toaster to build into an advanced lazer-beam mechanism) and he tears her evil symbiotic heart out in a church. After destroying his so-called "Aunt" it turns out she wasn't really his Aunt after all, she never really married Uncle Ben. The person who married them wasn't a priest, only a disguised symbiote! Plus, she really was a man all along!!!

Peter then returns to rehab and joins a group therapy circle (including former foes such as Leapfrog, Stiltman, and Britney Spears) where he copes with the truth that he was a victim of a false relationship. Then, an astonishing revelation occurs, Doc Ock never really drowned, he was just waiting after several months for the time to strike when Peter was struggling with depression and an unintended homosexuality. Ock is about to attack the rehab center but due to Molina's conflicting scheduling and production errors, he has to die and the production team comes up with the excuse that he pathetically dies from a heart attack once he gets back on land due to being so out of shape.

A new villain called nuclear Carnage also appears after Peter hurled Aunt May into space and she hit a surge of cosmic-nuclear energy!!! And the movie ends with thousands of new symbiote villains reflected in his eye piece!!!


:dry:

[Spiderine]

Anything involving The Enforcers, Mindworm, Kangaroo, Living Brain, Meteor Man, Gibbon, and will o the wisp.