Britney Spears, Kevin Federline Agree on Custody – For Now

[The Female Torch]

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have agreed upon a custody arrangement for their two sons – at least for the month of January, according to legal documents obtained by PEOPLE.

Spears, 25, will have custody of Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, 4 months, most of the time, but Federline, 28, will be allowed to see the boys three times a week for four hours between Jan. 12 and 31 at Spears's residence.

Both parties agreed that the only people allowed at the visitation will be Spears, Federline, a nanny, Spears's personal assistant and household staff.

Meanwhile, Spears is permitted to take the children to Miami from Jan. 5 to 11. She has agreed to keep Federline apprised of her location while in the city.

The arrangement only applies for the month of January, as TMZ.com reported Friday.

Spears filed for divorce (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1556096,00.html) on Nov. 7, seeking sole custody of the children; in documents filed the next day, Federline also asked for sole custody (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1556996,00.html).
:whatever:

[Tangled Web]

Ugh, who cares?

[Fran]

I thought you wanted their children to be born with defects :huh:

[Abaddon]

Female Torch?

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Tangled Web]

I thought you wanted their children to be born with defects :huh:

That's horrible. How can someone wish that on another person?

[Abaddon]

I meant that for TW. I remember her hateful words.:o

[Fran]

That's horrible. How can someone wish that on another person?

Oh wait, it was for Chad Murray something-dude. But it was FT wanting his child with some woman to be born with birth defects.

That's what makes her the female JAL.

[Tangled Web]

Oh wait, it was for Chad Murray something-dude. But it was FT wanting his child with some woman to be born with birth defects.

That's what makes her the female JAL.

That's horrbile. That might be worse than JAL. Atleast JAL isn't hateful.

Oh, except that time when he said he'd fight me and Equint. :o
And some of the anti-Portman stuff he said was pretty mean. :o

:ninja: :hyper:

[Fran]

LOL :trans:

She was all like, "Don't ever adress me again," what funny stuff.

She thinks she's just awesome :dry:

[CConn]

I'm riveted by this. Truly riveted.

Keep me posted.

[JLBats]

I don't know why, but I always read Female Torch's name as

Female Crotch!

:dry:

[Fran]

:dry:

[Tangled Web]

I don't know why, but I always read Female Torch's name as

Female Crotch!

:dry:


hahaah. Irony.

[Fran]

LMAO :up:

[JLBats]

:dry:

hahaah. Irony.

It's cool though, because she's all repressed and stuff, I'm sure she's gonna burst one day with all the explosive force of a pressurized spRING:up:

[Fran]

That or she'll be banned.

[JLBats]

That or she'll be banned.

I meant in terms of debauchery:down:huh:

The world doesn't begin and end on the Internet, you know.

[Fran]

Wait... no. It does. I think.

:dry:

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't think either should have custody of the kids. She uses them as airbags, he just doesn't give a **** and probably won't be able to support them in a year - at least, not until he crawls back to his rich ex-wife and get some money by calling her fat ass beautiful. Poor boys.

[Mr. Thing]

FT's the most entertaining poster here, for all the wrong reasons.

[Tangled Web]

Debauchery. Is Tiajuana really the debauchery capital of the world?

[Fran]

We should ask Mr Sparkle.

[JLBats]

Debauchery. Is Tiajuana really the debauchery capital of the world?

If you pick me up some tequila and impressionable youth, my basement will become the debauchery capital of the world:up:

:dry:

[Tangled Web]

If you pick me up some tequila and impressionable youth, my basement will become the debauchery capital of the world:up:

:dry:

**** yeah, and you're in Canda, eh? So we can get some of those Degrassi girls. Yeah...

[The Original Bamfer]

Golly gee, how I love Community.

[Eros]

:whatever:


you must like this story since you felt the need to make a thread about it.

[JLBats]

**** yeah, and you're in Canda, eh? So we can get some of those Degrassi girls. Yeah...

HAHAHA.

Yeah, man, those Degrassi girls just WANDER FREE here.

Just pull out a tranq gun and wait on your front porch and one is sure to wander up eventually!

[Fran]

She wishes bad things for them, Eros.

[Tangled Web]

HAHAHA.

Yeah, man, those Degrassi girls just WANDER FREE here.

Just pull out a tranq gun and wait on your front porch and one is sure to wander up eventually!

Be careful. Jimmy is gun shy now.

[JLBats]

Be careful. Jimmy is gun shy now.

Oh, um... right.

I actually hate that show and refuse to watch it, so don't get all specific on me:down

[Tangled Web]

Oh, um... right.

I actually hate that show and refuse to watch it, so don't get all specific on me:down

That show is ****ing hlarious. It's better than half the stuff on American TV.

[JLBats]

That show is ****ing hlarious. It's better than half the stuff on American TV.

Me and my friend like to make fun of the overall lameness of the show, and its tendency to preach to the retarded crowd:down

For a really accurate portrayal of high school on TV, and one that's INTENTIONALLY hilarious, check out Freaks and Geeks.

[Tangled Web]

Freaks and Geeks was good. Too bad they cancelled it. :(

[The Female Torch]

you must like this story since you felt the need to make a thread about it.
I find the story humorous, I don't find the people replying to it humorous, they'd be okay if someone else posted it :o

[Fran]

Don't address me again.

[JLBats]

Freaks and Geeks was good. Too bad they cancelled it. :(

If by "good", you mean "mind blowingly orgasmic".

[Tangled Web]

I find the story humorous, I don't find the people replying to it humorous, they'd be okay if someone else posted it :o

You have a horrible sense of humour.

[Fran]

She has NO sense of humor.