I know why my aunt is insane now

[Dew k. Mosi]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?

[Cobblepot]

Pull it of the wall.
Put your foot IN it!
Throw it out of the window, into your aunts Sedan...

Otherwise buy some earplugs or turn up the volume.

[Dew k. Mosi]

1. I can't reach it.
2. That would hurt my foot.
3. She doesn't drive.
4. The earplugs hurt my ears.
5. What about when I try to sleep?

[blind_fury]

You'll get used to it. Give it another 10 months. :up:

[Assassin]

Ban it

[ComicChick]

depending on what kind of clock

stuff cotton behind the pendulum
take out the batteries
glue the ticker one down

will any of these help

[Dew k. Mosi]

no, because they all sound like they will ruin the clock and it belongs to my aunt.

Why must clocks tick? And why does the tick get louder when they get older? I only like digital clocks.

[heypapajinx]

is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth.

[Ghostvirus]

Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect.

Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such.

[Assassin]

Ban your aunt

[Dew k. Mosi]

is it one of those cool cat clocks that have the eyes and tail that goes back and forth.
No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.

Kill your aunt. It is well known that once a person dies. You stop the pendulum on all clocks to show respect.

Plus she probably left you the house in her will. So like two birds one stone, & such.

She is leaving everything to PETA. She says that none of us ever helped her when she was alive, we shouldn't expect her to help us when she's dead.

[Dew k. Mosi]

Ban your aunt

The banning joke wasn't funny the first ten times you made it, remains just as unfunny the time eleven.

YOu are trying too hard to get your friends at that other site to think you are cool.

[Assassin]

Thats ****ed up.

[Assassin]

The banning joke wasn't funny the first ten times you made it, remains just as unfunny the time eleven.

YOu are trying too hard to get your friends at that other site to think you are cool.

I only said it twice, you cant count.

And I take back feeling sorry that your aunt isnt leaving you anything. :cmad:

[jimmy]

Simple: turn it into a self-winding clock.

[Dew k. Mosi]

How do I do that?

[jimmy]

Take it to a watch shop and have them do it for you. I don't know how much it'll cost, though.

[heypapajinx]

No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.
i HOPE that was meant to be a joke
those clocks are terrifying.
i remember back in the COOL days when they used to sell them in the grocery stores for like $5.
now you have to go to "specialty" stores and pay a lame ass $35 just to be creeped out by the time!!!!:cmad:

[Dew k. Mosi]

Oh boo.

It's the second hand that ticks. I feel like Captain Hook, man!

[November Rain]

occupy yourself with other activities, you only hear a clock ticking when you have nothing to do.

some people...

[heypapajinx]

oooOOOOO!
draw me a comic called The Maddening of the Clock and the foe can be the tick of the clock which slowly drives a young girl insane and she becomes evil and malicious and thus does more eviler and eviler things!!!!
DO IT!
DOOOOO ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[Dew k. Mosi]

But I don't draw :(

[heypapajinx]

But I don't draw :(
i said do it.:cmad:

[Assassin]

The young girl could also have a cameo as an extra in SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!

[Cobblepot]

1. I can't reach it. (Use a stick)
2. That would hurt my foot. (Use a brick)
3. She doesn't drive. (neigbours perhaps)
4. The earplugs hurt my ears. (earmuffs?)
5. What about when I try to sleep? (Never try to sleep with an insane person near you!)


...:o

[Dew k. Mosi]

If I don't sleep then I will be insane too:(

Well, insaner

[Cobblepot]

We'll you could always put up in a tent in the yard.

[Dew k. Mosi]

I live in an apartment

[Kevin Roegele]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?

Smash it. Smash everything.

[Dew k. Mosi]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9104/splashcopynd8.jpg

[Iceman]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?Talk to it in a soothing voice till it slips into a deep sleep.

[Kyalesyin]

Would she notice if you replaced it with a silent one?

[JustABill]

Barter it off on E-Bay, then tell her the sweater theif struck again...

[PhePhe112]

get a ladder or step stool. take it down when you are in the area of the clock. put it back up when your not.

[Canadian Rider]

Is the face covered by a dome or anything?

If it is, leave a chair or stool where you can find it at night, take it down, put it in a pillow and put it across the room. You probably (??) won't hear it then when you sleep.

Don't do the earplugs. You won't hear the sweater thief when he comes in to get your liver ...

[Lurk]

Why haven't you replaced it? Your "ordeal" seems fairly straightforward.

[Lackey]

just stop the clock :dry:

[The Lizard]

Move out.

[Lackey]

You could also hide the clock and say that the same bum that stole her shoes stole the clock. :yay:

[USMC]

If you always complain about her and she's crazy and is leaving all her crap to animals, why the hell do you even live with her?

:huh:

I've never understood that whole thing about adults living with there parents or gaurdians.

[Canadian Rider]

You could also hide the clock and say that the same bum that stole her shoes stole the clock. :yay:

We have a winner! Ding Ding ding!

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o212/BigDog5652004/johnnyb1.jpg

[Ben Urich]

just stop the clock :dry:

Stop. The clock. Can't stop the clock. :word:

[Dew k. Mosi]

If you always complain about her and she's crazy and is leaving all her crap to animals, why the hell do you even live with her?

:huh:

I've never understood that whole thing about adults living with there parents or gaurdians.

she's neither my parent, nor my guardian. She's my roommate. We don't share food, or money, or any support. If I don't live with her 1. neither of us can afford to live in this nice area and 2. it'll be weeks before anyone finds her after she dies. Besides I have complained about her ONCE. This thread is complaining about a CLOCK. Get your facts straight before you decide to bash me.

[passerby]

....after reading this the only thing I can hear is the ticking of the grandfather clock next to me....thanks.

[Dew k. Mosi]

It's contagious

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Humans should not be victimized by mechanical devices.
They were created to serve us, not to erode our sanity.
You have to take charge of inanimate objects.
Like when my ashtray is just out of reach, and my ashes fall on my bedsheets...I don't like that, so I grab the ashtray and bring it closer.

[passerby]

It's not on the wall so I'm gonna put it in a different room.

[Canadian Rider]

Hey Dew. I just remembered that we have a clock at my in-laws cottage. We stop it at night and start it up again in the morning. You should see if you can do that ...

[Canadian Rider]

Humans should not be victimized by mechanical devices.
They were created to serve us, not to erode our sanity.
You have to take charge of inanimate objects.
Like when my ashtray is just out of reach, and my ashes fall on my bedsheets...I don't like that, so I grab the ashtray and bring it closer.

Better the ashes than the cigarette! :wow:

Heavens to mergatroid man ... you don't want to be the subject of much discussion here on the hype when you are the victim of a house fire and everyone gets out and people say ...

"If only Spiderman could have saved him!":woot:

[Dew k. Mosi]

I don't know how to stop it. I think I need to just start putting on some sleepy time music from the music channels at the end of the tv guide. They have this one that is like all new age flutes and bird songs. I could probably handle that.

[Strange]

Can't you just take out the batteries? Your aunt probably never pays attention to the time, when she is asleep just take out the batteries. And if she notices then just tell her that the batteries must be dead and you don't have the kind it takes to replace them and infact the stores don't sell that type of battery any more and everyone would be better off if you just got a new clock perferably one that does not make sound.

[Lurk]

Seriously, why haven't you removed or replaced it?? I think you enjoy the drama.

[Lackey]

I don't know how to stop it. I think I need to just start putting on some sleepy time music from the music channels at the end of the tv guide. They have this one that is like all new age flutes and bird songs. I could probably handle that.

that kind of music will turn you into a hippie

[ROOR]

No, that would be awesome. It's a regular older round clock.



She is leaving everything to PETA. She says that none of us ever helped her when she was alive, we shouldn't expect her to help us when she's dead.


I'm confused why you just can't break the clock then, I mean you talk about her like she's kind of old, and I mean, even if it's worth something she's just going to leave the damn thing to PETA ANYWAYS, so why not break it?

[Dew k. Mosi]

because it is hers, and you just don't destroy things that don't belong to you. the reason it is in the living room (where I sleep) is that she knows the time when she is going to work or cooking (since the living room and kitchen are attached)

[The Female Torch]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?
Throw it out the window to see time fly...









lol jk :p

[Dew k. Mosi]

An update on the crazy aunt's clock

She will take the battery out of it because it bothers me so much, but she will leave it on the wall because "I am used to how it looks."

WHY CAN'T SHE JUST TAKE IT IN HER ROOM THEN?????

[JustABill]

Why complain? I mean she is taking the battery out of it for you at night.

Better than nothing really.

[Dew k. Mosi]

I know, I just don't understand. I mean, it makes no sense to have a nonfunctioning clock

[JustABill]

Oh? She's taking it out at all times? Well, then yeah. That's just stupid to still keep it in the room. :o

[Ahura Mazda]

I know, I just don't understand. I mean, it makes no sense to have a nonfunctioning clock

Well if she views it as decoration, then it makes as much sense as having a painting on the wall.

[Kaleb]

Mosi definatly has the best stories about her family on here

[Dew k. Mosi]

I have the weirdest family, I guess

[Wilhelm-Scream]

no :dry:
Mine's too weird for the Hype.

[jaguarr]

<Spin Doctors>What time is it!?........Four-thirty?</Spin Doctors>

jag

[Kaleb]

mine is kinda wierd , I mean they (parents )are both cheating on each other ,they know they each other is cheating on them , but they dont seem to care, but they go to public funtions (work ,related, school, meetings) holding hands together

[Wilhelm-Scream]

each using a load of Purell

[Kaleb]

lol, and get this the guy who my aunt having an affair with is living with us in the same house as my uncle.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

God, what are you in, an Italian art film from the late 60's?

[Kaleb]

My family is Italian if u must know:(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Knew it.
Amoral Italian ****s.:up: