Jessica Biel acknowledges Maria Menounos booty!

[Road Warrior]

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2815302

:wow:

[Crooklyn]

Bah....that was equivalent to a pat on the back. :down :o

[Halcohol]

Bah....that was equivalent to a pat on the back. :down :o
I'd be more than happy to give Maria Menounos a pat on the back.

[Road Warrior]

I'd be more than happy to give Maria Menounos a pat on the back.

Same here! ;)

[Crooklyn]

You guys can settle for "happy", I'm striving for "oh f**k yes, that's what I'm talking about!"

:o :up:

[heypapajinx]

i can't believe Jessica Biel has been dubbed the hottest toosh in hollywood!?!?
Britney gets no love.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/britney.jpg
she is CLEARLY the queen.:o
Tsssss...... hawt.

[Road Warrior]

^ Britney Spears?! Are you nuts?

[Halcohol]

^ Britney Spears?! Are you nuts?
:rolleyes:

she is CLEARLY the queen. :o
Tsssss...... hawt.

:D

[Road Warrior]

:rolleyes:

Britney is nasty white trash now! :cmad: But, I guess he was being sarcastic! :)

[heypapajinx]

that's right.
i am nuts.
nuts about Britney.
she has clearly worked hard on to get an ass like that.

Body By Twinkie

[Road Warrior]

Body By Twinkie

:woot: Funny cause my body is also by Twinkie. :o :(

[heypapajinx]

:woot: Funny cause my body is also by Twinkie. :o :(
haha!
i want one of these sooooo bad!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/playstation-tee-shirt.jpg
then I could be voted best bod in hollywood.:o

[Road Warrior]

haha!
i want one of these sooooo bad!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/playstation-tee-shirt.jpg
then I could be voted best bod in hollywood.:o

I'm not a gamer, so I would need a different t-shirt. :o

[rdh007]

I enjoyed it.

[Road Warrior]

I enjoyed it.

Most of us did. :yay:

[Catman]

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2815302

:wow:

I had a dream like that once. ;)

[Showtime]

Believe it or not I went to high school with Maria, in Medford MA. She was a very shy and sweet girl a year above me. Far different then what you see now.

[Manic]

"Oh my god, Becky!"

I can see why Jessica would be tempted to feel up on that ass, heterosexuality be damned. Maria has one of the most underrated booties in Hollywood.

[Warhammer]

Jessica Biel has the hottest ass in Hollywood.
I'd just love to rub her down, tear it up, and gently put my...

..........I'm done. :D

Maria.
I'd just tear that ass up all day.

They are both hawt secks. :wow: :wow:

[jimmy]

There is a god.

[Sun_Down]

Ain't nuthin' wrong with that :up:

[Catman]

Believe it or not I went to high school with Maria, in Medford MA. She was a very shy and sweet girl a year above me. Far different then what you see now.

And, you didn't f--k that? I lost all respect for you.

[DOG LIPS]

And, you didn't f--k that? I lost all respect for you.

Dude, he said they went to high school together, not that she acknowledged his existence.

[muertevilla]

haha!
i want one of these sooooo bad!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/playstation-tee-shirt.jpg
then I could be voted best bod in hollywood.:o

i think this one suits you better...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/stillbornmarc/fat-and-proud.gif

o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o much love muh sistah....much love

[Catman]

Dude, he said they went to high school together, not that she acknowledged his existence.

She's hot, dude. He should have walked up to her and said, "can I help carry your books?" :cmad:

I'm just giving the guy a hard time. ;)

[The Female Torch]

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2815302

:wow:
And we care about this why?

[DOG LIPS]

Because Biel is the hottest booty in the universe, and she slaps another golden booty and it jiggles oh so nice.

[The Female Torch]

Because Biel is the hottest booty in the universe, and she slaps another golden booty and it jiggles oh so nice.
The only NICE thing I will say about her is.......her dog i adorable, Chris bought it of course...and her dress was pretty...THAT'S ALL :cmad:

[Showtime]

And, you didn't f--k that? I lost all respect for you.

We talked in studies or what not but only because we are both Greek. Her father wouldn't let her out of her house.

[SoulManX]

Because Biel is the hottest booty in the universe, and she slaps another golden booty and it jiggles oh so nice.

:up:

[heypapajinx]

i think this one suits you better...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/stillbornmarc/fat-and-proud.gif

o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o much love muh sistah....much love
why you gotta hate.
you know all i've ever wanted is my very own Twinkie Easy Bake Oven!:csad:
that way i could inject those bad boys with whatever i want.
jello pudding.
shaving cream
fresh hampster meat

[Catman]

We talked in studies or what not but only because we are both Greek. Her father wouldn't let her out of her house.

:eek:

Dude, I would have f--ked her! Even if her father didn't let her out the house I would have figured out a way.

[muertevilla]

why you gotta hate.
you know all i've ever wanted is my very own Twinkie Easy Bake Oven!:csad:
that way i could inject those bad boys with whatever i want.
jello pudding.
shaving cream
fresh hampster meat
AND PB&J'S! AND CREME BRULET! AND TOMATO PASTE!

[heypapajinx]

AND PB&J'S! AND CREME BRULET! AND TOMATO PASTE!
and Japanese girls used panties!
and mothers milk!
and cel phone batteries!!!:heart:

[Halcohol]

We talked in studies or what not but only because we are both Greek. Her father wouldn't let her out of her house.
If my daughter looked like Maria Menounos, I wouldn't let her out of the house either.

[Catman]

If my daughter looked like Maria Menounos, I wouldn't let her out of the house either.

lol :D

Well, anyway, the video is also on YouTube now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0cSyYgia8Q

[muertevilla]

and Japanese girls used panties!
and mothers milk!
and cel phone batteries!!!:heart:

AND TOILET PASTE! AND LEG HAIR! AND CHACHO'S CREVICE CHEESE! oh god...i just gagged and got that sour taste at the back of my jaw...you know..that feeling right before you puke...

[Mr Sparkle]

thank you people for forever ruining Twinkies for me.
seriously...thanks :up:

[Catman]

^ You're welcome. :)

[heypapajinx]

AND TOILET PASTE! AND LEG HAIR! AND CHACHO'S CREVICE CHEESE! oh god...i just gagged and got that sour taste at the back of my jaw...you know..that feeling right before you puke...
*pukes in trash can*
wait.. hold on...
*dry heaves*
i think there's more in there.
thank you people for forever ruining Twinkies for me.
seriously...thanks :up:
:up:
don't you worry your pretty little head.
if you just double deep fry it it tastes fantastic all over again.:woot:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/twink.jpg

[Catman]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/twink.jpg

This thread needs some good pictures to balance things out!

http://www.digitalhit.com/academy/76/acad76-4.jpg
http://jbiel.com/images/jessica_biel8.jpg

[heypapajinx]

i'm sorry, but that girl looks like a twinkie or two could do her some good.

[Crooklyn]

i'm sorry, but that girl looks like a twinkie or two could do her some good.
http://www.imagecrack.com/publicimages/tn_2006762041472431_jessica_biel_bikini_red_big.jp g

:huh:

[heypapajinx]

:huh:
:huh:
all i'm seeing is this one. and see looks really skinny there.
http://jbiel.com/images/jessica_biel8.jpg

[Crooklyn]

Oh that was a few years back. I never did like her back then. :o

Now though. God, what a turnaround. :up:

[Road Warrior]

We talked in studies or what not but only because we are both Greek. Her father wouldn't let her out of her house.

You knew this:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Menounos.jpg

and never did anything? :dry:

[Crooklyn]

She may have been one of those reserved, quite types, that never really truly realize their beauty until later on. I've met a few of those. :o

[heypapajinx]

Oh that was a few years back. I never did like her back then. :o

Now though. God, what a turnaround. :up:
seriously.
i think womens with a little mean on them, at least some damned muscle definition is much more attractive than the anorexic look.
i just can't believe that she is now considered the best butt in hollywood when there are girls like Salma running around!!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/salma1.jpg
:wow:

[Catman]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Menounos.jpg

I wanna see a yearbook picture! We must compare & contrast!

She may have been one of those reserved, quite types, that never really truly realize their beauty until later on. I've met a few of those. :o

I hate those! :cmad:

[Catman]

seriously.
i think womens with a little mean on them, at least some damned muscle definition is much more attractive than the anorexic look.
i just can't believe that she is now considered the best butt in hollywood when there are girls like Salma running around!!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e109/heypapajinx/salma1.jpg
:wow:

Salma is more famous for her boobs!


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Salma%20Hayek/SalmaHayek.jpg

[Crooklyn]

If you devote your time to them though...the payoff is superb. Or so I've heard. :(

I wasn't the type to "believe" in the whole "ugly duckling turns into beautiful swan" theory. :D

[Catman]

If you devote your time to them though...the payoff is superb. Or so I've heard. :(

I wasn't the type to "believe" in the whole "ugly duckling turns into beautiful swan" theory. :D

Same here! I never wasted my time with the ugly girls in high school and college. Most stayed ugly but there was one or two who got hot! :ninja:

[Crooklyn]

Same here! I never wasted my time with the ugly girls in high school and college. Most stayed ugly but there was one or two who got hot! :ninja:
Who knew a pair of contacts, shorter skirt, and a whole new hairstyle could do wonders. :o

[Catman]

Who knew a pair of contacts, shorter skirt, and a whole new hairstyle could do wonders. :o

Um...I don't know. The ones I'm talking about lost weight. There was also a girl I knew in high school who was ALWAYS hot but no one knew cause she came to school in some ugly winnie the pooh sweaters! :cmad: One day I went to the beach with a few friends and someone invited her. Man, when I saw her in a bikini my mouth dropped wide open. I had no idea she had a great body under that ugly ass sweater.

[Crooklyn]

Dude...a sweater? Lawl. :o

[Catman]

Dude...a sweater? Lawl. :o

Her excuse was that she had a job and worked all night. So, she woke up late everyday and left the house with that ugly ass sweater. And, I believed her cause she always looked like crap. She never wore make-up and her hair looked like crap. She literally rolled out of bed and came to school.

[heypapajinx]

Salma is more famous for her boobs!
she should be famous for EVERYTHING.:o

[Catman]

she should be famous for EVERYTHING.:o

Her boobs over-shadow everything else.

[heypapajinx]

Her boobs over-shadow everything else.
that is true.
they eclipse all that they encounter.

[muertevilla]

if i were salma's boyfriend i would try and knock her up right away

[Catman]

if i were salma's boyfriend i would try and knock her up right away

Salma is probably a easy f--k. She's 40 and not interested in marriage at all. The woman is a swinger. So, if you were dating Salma you'll probably hit that on the first date.

[muertevilla]

Salma is probably a easy f--k. She's 40 and not interested in marriage at all. The woman is a swinger. So, if you were dating Salma you'll probably hit that on the first date.

awwwww yeah

[Road Warrior]

Salma is probably a easy f--k. She's 40 and not interested in marriage at all. The woman is a swinger. So, if you were dating Salma you'll probably hit that on the first date.

awwwww yeah

Madonna was the biggest **** in Hollywood since Marilyn Monroe and she's married with two kids and an adoptive one. And, Angelina Jolie is another whore who has settled down. So, what does that say about Salma Hayek? :o

[heypapajinx]

Salma is probably a easy f--k. She's 40 and not interested in marriage at all. The woman is a swinger. So, if you were dating Salma you'll probably hit that on the first date.
that is actually not true.
she and Edward Norton broke up because he wasn't ready to "settle down" and she wanted a family.
Norton is truly a stupid man.

[Catman]

that is actually not true.
she and Edward Norton broke up because he wasn't ready to "settle down" and she wanted a family.
Norton is truly a stupid man.

wow! Norton f--ked up! Well, anyway, I don't see Salma looking for another mate. Who has she dated since breaking up with Norton? :huh: Penelope Cruz? ;)

[Catman]

Not much info on Miss Hayek.


"Hayek dated fellow actor Edward Norton for four years, between 1999 and 2003, and then Josh Lucas from 2003 until 2004."
-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salma_Hayek#Personal_life

Measurements: 36C-25-37 (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)
Dated Edward Norton [1999-2003]
Dated Josh Lucas [August 2003 - July 2004].
-- http://imdb.com/name/nm0000161/bio

[heypapajinx]

wow! Norton f--ked up! Well, anyway, I don't see Salma looking for another mate. Who has she dated since breaking up with Norton? :huh: Penelope Cruz? ;)
maybe everyone thinks she's too hot and is afraid to ask her out.
kind of like in grade school, where everyone gets asked to the dance except the hottest girl because none of the guys think that she will say yes.

[SLVRSR4]

There was a link to that!! As for the grade school discussion I know quite a bit of girls that are really shy and good looking. And was with some of them for awhile.

[Dope Nose]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5236/mariamenounos15ak.jpg

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5623/maria20menounos3ob.jpg

[Kaleb]

I dont even know who this woman is :(

[Manic]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5236/mariamenounos15ak.jpg

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5623/maria20menounos3ob.jpg
Dance! Too much booty in the pants.
Dance! Too much booty in the pants.
Dance! Too much booty in the pants.

[Catman]

kind of like in grade school, where everyone gets asked to the dance except the hottest girl because none of the guys think that she will say yes.

I don't know what school you went to, my friend. The hottest girl always had someone. Not every guy is a p---y.

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5236/mariamenounos15ak.jpg

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5623/maria20menounos3ob.jpg

That's hot! :yay:

I dont even know who this woman is :(

Maria Menounos. Reporter for Access Hollywood.

[fu manchu]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc300/fumanchu2007/maria-menounos-09220803.jpg

maria's booty :heart:

[Rando]

celeb forum?

[Alucard]

I don't know what school you went to, my friend. The hottest girl always had someone. Not every guy is a p---y.



That's hot! :yay:



Maria Menounos. Reporter for Access Hollywood.

In my case the girl almost always is dating someone or is a ****.

Btw, I don't think Norton is an idiot, but I do think it's stupid for anyone to break off a relationship because the other doesn't want to tie the knot just yet.


http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_biel_butt.jpg

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER! :hehe:

[Two-Face]

It would be better if she bent over....

[Alucard]

Yeah, if we were both nude and she was right in front of me.

[Milu]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc300/fumanchu2007/maria-menounos-09220803.jpg

I wanna be friends with that.

[KenK]

Game recongnize game, that's all there is to it!

[ShadowBoxing]

My cousin looks like Maria.

[Sawyer]

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5236/mariamenounos15ak.jpg

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5623/maria20menounos3ob.jpg

Yes, please. :D:up:

[Two-Face]

Biel has a better ass.

[Sawyer]

Biel has a better ass.

But Menounos has a cuter face.

[Two-Face]

But Menounos has a cuter face.

Face don't qualify for me, it's about the ass.:o

[Sawyer]

Face don't qualify for me, it's about the ass.:o

So, essentially, a woman could like the elephant man, but so long as she has an ass that wont quit, you're good to go?

[Two-Face]

If she looked like Biel.

[Sawyer]

If she looked like Biel.

Ahh... I see.

[Two-Face]

I like your avvy LSM

[Sawyer]

I like your avvy LSM

Thank you, sir. Yours is pretty awesome as well. In a different way, obviously.

[Two-Face]

Mine changed now.

[Sawyer]

Mine changed now.

I see that now.

[Double Down]

There are rumors that Jessica Biel is a lesbian.

Exhibit A:

http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_hr_15209457/4da5/__hr_/1d3d.jpg?grgbC7IBPpXeuy_0

Exhibit B:

http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_15209457/4da5/__sr_/d647.jpg?grIrC7IBn26mN2to

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0710/jessica-biel-ass-grab-02.jpg

I'm just saying.

[Two-Face]

Question mark or red xs proofs Biel is a lesbian?

[Valerie_f4]

i agree^^^

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Is that Maria girl the one from the 1st Fantastic Four movie?

[Raiden]

Is that Maria girl the one from the 1st Fantastic Four movie?

Yes, she's also from Entertainment Tonight.

[AllThingsComic]

Yes, she's also from Entertainment Tonight.

As well as Derek Jeter victim number 127.

[Double Down]

Exhibit A (take 2)

http://today.ccopinion.com/images/uploads/2006/09/jessica-biel-kiss-girl.jpg

[Double Down]

Exhibit B (take 2)

http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/10/jessica-biel-butt-grab-0.jpg
Jessica Biel was at the Packers game last week, getting her butt grabbed by a friend.

[Double Down]

Question mark or red xs proofs Biel is a lesbian?

1. I said there are rumors, not proof. I have no idea what she is.

2. Obviously, there was a problem with the pictues.

But you are hilarious. I thought "proofs" instead of proves was good for a laugh.

[ShadowBoxing]

http://www.avocreative.org/eos/focus/mashka_double.jpg
http://www.givememyremote.com/uploaded_images/maria-menounos-scrubs-705652.jpg
http://www.derekhail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/maria-menounos-blake-lively-bikini-4.jpg

[ShadowBoxing]

edit lag

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Exhibit B (take 2)

http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/10/jessica-biel-butt-grab-0.jpg
Jessica Biel was at the Packers game last week, getting her butt grabbed by a friend.

This picture needs to LOAD!!!!!!!!, Put it back on again please!

[ShadowBoxing]

I really like Maria on "The Today's Show".