Be afraid....Sen. Brownback joins presidential field

[comicgirl]

Banks on conservative credentials to single him out of the field
TOPEKA, Kan. - Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan., began a long-shot bid for president on Saturday, hoping his reputation as a favorite son of the religious right can help him outdistance better known rivals.

"My family and I are taking the first steps on the yellow brick road to the White House," Brownback said, returning to his home state to declare his intention to seek his party's nomination in 2008.

The two-term senator said he will fight to renew the nation's cultural values and pledged to focus on rebuilding families.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16723107/

Cultural values and rebuilding familes. Hmmm..... could that mean no single parent or gay familes, cracking down the immortality of the internet and "alternative" versions of creation?

This guy scares me to death. Plus, he looks like Skeletor without the cool costume
http://www.artdl.com/Posts/skeletor.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/US/08/14/brownback.commentary/vert.brownback.gi.jpg

[Abaddon]

lol, I thought you were using some sort of racial epithet in the thread title.:o

[comicgirl]

lol, I thought you were using some sort of racial epithet in the thread title.:o
LMAO!! No, I'm not that savvy:cwink: Seriously, this guy is a looney. Do you think people from Kansas get tired of their state being linked with conservative wackos?

[Speedball]

lol...Brownback...

[comicgirl]

lol...Brownback...Yeah, lets see Rush, Hannity and their ilk talk about his name:whatever:

[Kritish]

I'm moving to another country if he wins. :dry:

[Abaddon]

completely off-topic, but Bill O'reilly is an absolute dick.

carry on.:doom:

[mightiest_mortal]

AWWWWwww i wanted Arnie as president... as the Demolotion man prophecies fortold.

[Kritish]

AWWWWwww i wanted Arnie as president... as the Demolotion man prophecies fortold.

Can I move to your country if this douche wins mm?:o

[mightiest_mortal]

Can I move to your country if this douche wins mm?:o

Go for it, you might even get free benefits and a free house if your lucky.:up:

[comicgirl]

completely off-topic, but Bill O'reilly is an absolute dick.

carry on.:doom:can I get an amen? He's so in love with himself it's sickening. As Living Colour so famously said - The Cult of Personality.
http://members.lycos.nl/avalonroxy/hpbimg/living%20colour.jpg

If we can have an alll black heavy metal group, why not a black president?

[Badger]

Well Kansas is the only state that is required to teach Creationism.

Look at the top of the Page :wow: (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Creationism)

[muertevilla]

sniff sniff....i smell a brownback mountain joke comin soon...

[comicgirl]

Well Kansas is the only state that is required to teach Creationism.

Look at the top of the Page :wow: (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Creationism)not anymore.

Kansas voters have ousted two radical conservative school board members who opposed teaching evolution in schools.

The result of the 1 August election guarantees that the Kansas state school board will be transformed in January 2007 from one that mainly opposes the teaching of evolution to one that has majority support for it.



http://www.newscientist.com/channel/opinion/dn9665.html

[Badger]

Well thats good. The fact that that happened, speaks to how someone like Brownback gets elected to anything. Kansas is a very conservative state, except around the Kansas City area.

[jaguarr]

"The Yellow Brick Road To The Whitehouse"? Does this mean he's wearing ruby slippers? :huh:

jag

[Badger]

"The Yellow Brick Road To The Whitehouse"? Does this mean he's wearing ruby slippers? :huh:

jag

I hope he slips on 'The Yellow Brick Road' and break a hip.
I find it funny that someone who is clearly not a fan of homosexuals quoted Dorothy.

[heypapajinx]

i don't know if it will help him.
personally i think he should have changed his name to Sam *******.
at least then he would have been assure 110% of the Mexican vote.:up:
which we all know is like 95% of the country
(este chiste hecho en mexico)

[Shifty]

I hope he slips on 'The Yellow Brick Road' and break a hip.
I find it funny that someone who is clearly not a fan of homosexuals quoted Dorothy.

Dr.Tobias Funke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-R5nMvR_7A) can be his running mate.

[Matt Murdock]

can I get an amen? He's so in love with himself it's sickening. As Living Colour so famously said - The Cult of Personality.
http://members.lycos.nl/avalonroxy/hpbimg/living%20colour.jpg

If we can have an alll black heavy metal group, why not a black president?

Seriously, O'Reilly needs to get a grip. He says he's in the no spin zone, but the spin he puts on everything is "this is right because I'm saying it. And if i'm saying it, its in the no spin zone, which means there's no spin. but whatever it is, its right."

poorly written, i know, but i think its understandable.

[muertevilla]

i don't know if it will help him.
personally i think he should have changed his name to Sam *******.
at least then he would have been assure 110% of the Mexican vote.:up:
which we all know is like 95% of the country
(este chiste hecho en mexico)
mexicans dont work. we are to busy making babies and taking all the white man's jobs. thats why there are so many homeless honkys..like Frankenstein...him and his gettin hit by a car ways...

[heypapajinx]

mexicans dont work. we are to busy making babies and taking all the white man's jobs. thats why there are so many homeless honkys..like Frankenstein...him and his gettin hit by a car ways...
you've been hanging around Richard too much.:cmad:

WE DON'T DIE! WE MULTIPLY!!

[muertevilla]

you've been hanging around Richard too much.:cmad:

WE DON'T DIE! WE MULTIPLY!!

i want to learn how to fart in the furnace damnit! excuse me for caring about the warmth of the people at the hotel!!!:cmad:

[heypapajinx]

i want to learn how to fart in the furnace damnit! excuse me for caring about the warmth of the people at the hotel!!!:cmad:
ghahahahahahahahaahaaaaaghaha!!
i ALMOST forgot about that phenomenon!!!
of which you still must illustrate a picture of to satisfy my comedic hunger.:o

[C.F. Kane]

Not gonna win. He's too conservative to reach across party lines. And since the Dems took Congress, bipartisanship is back in vogue.


BTW, I think we'd all enjoy Sen. Brownback and His Amazing Talking Embryos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2jt1txD1o4)

[Chris B]

I can see him as a candidate for Vice President. Especially alongside Rudy Guiliani.

[C.F. Kane]

^ What?

Guliani is gay-friendly and a supporter of stem-cell research. Brownback is fanatically opposed to both.

[SentinelMind]

The odd couple :)

[Chris B]

^ What?

Guliani is gay-friendly and a supporter of stem-cell research. Brownback is fanatically opposed to both.

It's called ticket balancing. Were Rudy Guiliani to become the Republican nominee for President, he would need a conservative running mate to prevent a third party rush to a conservative candidate running on a different ticket. Sam Brownback would pacify the conservative wing of the Republican party as the Vice Presidential candidate.

[Badger]

It’s also called political suicide. Yes, you need a balanced ticket, but they are about as polar opposites as you can get in the same party

[Chris B]

It’s also called political suicide. Yes, you need a balanced ticket, but they are about as polar opposites as you can get in the same party

But the case remains that Guiliani would likely need a conservative running mate.

[comicgirl]

But the case remains that Guiliani would likely need a conservative running mate.unfortunately, yes.....:cmad:

[muertevilla]

ghahahahahahahahaahaaaaaghaha!!
i ALMOST forgot about that phenomenon!!!
of which you still must illustrate a picture of to satisfy my comedic hunger.:o
im workin on it :woot:

[Kritish]

Well Kansas is the only state that is required to teach Creationism.

Look at the top of the Page :wow: (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Creationism)

Yet another reason why Kansas sucks.