Annoying sayings

[PyroChamber]

What are some things that people say to you, or in general, that annoy the hell out of you?

[Erzengel]

If it's not one thing, it's another.

[November Rain]

i've got this issue with this girl....


...and i text her....


....wants to be friends....


....sob....


...what should i do?

[Master Chief]

"Takes one to know one."

But it's kind of cool because I get to say, "Kthx for furthering the point I was trying to make. :up:"

[wiegeabo]

"These ones" and "Those ones"

It drives me NUTS!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"I'd just like to pick your brain."


sIck!

[Fran]

That's hot.

Ugh..

[Lunar_Wolf]

When I'm working(In the cinema) And people say ''Can I have a drink and popcorn'' and I'm saying to myself in my head ''Well what ****ing drink and sizes you ****ing ****face!'' I get it a lot. Can't people just say ''Can I have the medium coke and popcorn or Large Coke and Popcorn''.

[Dope Nose]

when people use the word 'son' as a derogatory term.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When I'm working(In the cinema) And people say ''Can I have a drink and popcorn'' and I'm saying to myself in my head ''Well what ****ing drink and sizes you ****ing ****face!'' I get it a lot. Can't people just say ''Can I have the medium coke and popcorn or Large Coke and Popcorn''.

I worked at a movie theater once in my youth, and I can attest to the fact that going to see movies reduces ordinarily normal people to retards.

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there. :dry:
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?:eek:"


"Guess what happened THEN!:eek:"

"WHaT?!?:eek:"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"

:dry:
so lame

[Fran]

You're so insightful.

[Knives122]

"Pow, right in the kisser"....

[Master Chief]

I worked at a movie theater once in my youth, and I can attest to the fact that going to see movies reduces ordinarily normal people to retards.

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there. :dry:
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?:eek:"


"Guess what happened THEN!:eek:"

"WHaT?!?:eek:"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"

:dry:
so lame

lol, I love actually guessing. It's fun. :yay:

[BRUTAL]

Scrumtrulescent

[04nbod]

same difference

how can it be the same yet different.
unless the differences are the same- and its never used that way:cmad:

[Fran]

Scrumtrulescent

Aww :csad:

[Dope Nose]

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there. :dry:
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?:eek:"


"Guess what happened THEN!:eek:"

"WHaT?!?:eek:"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"

:dry:
so lame

so basically you hate rhetorical questions.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, I love actually guessing. It's fun. :yay:Dude...guess what the c00lest part of my bus story was!

[Master Chief]

Dude...guess what the c00lest part of my bus story was!

A morbidly obese woman tried to get on and the bus tipped over? :huh:

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

Anything. The moment someone opens their mouth, I'm getting ready to be annoyed.

[black_dust]

"At the end of the day right...."

Or!

People who say "Yeah?" at the end of everything "Just put that over there yeah?" "We need this ordering yeah?"

Dumb boss

[Ben Urich]

"I'm not gonna lie, but...." :cmad:

"These ones" and "Those ones"

It drives me NUTS!

Yeah, that pisses me off. :cmad:

I worked at a movie theater once in my youth, and I can attest to the fact that going to see movies reduces ordinarily normal people to retards.

As humans, we're conditioned to say the dumbest things, and we're not even conscious of it.

I was talking to this chick on the phone yesterday, telling her a story about something that happened to me on the bus.

So I tell part of the story, and then say, "And guess what the C00lest part was!"

She wasn't there. :dry:
There is no way she could even guess.
So why did I ask her to guess.

I didn't really WANT her to start guessing as to what the c00lest part was.
If she HAD started guessing, it would've been really annoying, 'cause she had no idea what the c00lest part was.
That's why I was telling her this story, 'cause it was something new, that she hadn't experienced, that I was trying to relate to her.

So why did I ask her to guess?


Just to hear her say "What?!?:eek:"


"Guess what happened THEN!:eek:"

"WHaT?!?:eek:"


But, if she didn't say "WhAt?!?".....I would've just sat there, puzzled by her silence.

So, When we say, "Guess what blahblahblah !"
We're literally just hoping to hear the other person say "What?!?"

:dry:
so lame

I never understood why that's typically written as "Guess what?" It's not a question. It's an imperative statement. "Guess 'what.'" It's a command.

[Dope Nose]

Scrumtrulescent

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7056/katehudson271qe.jpg

[huskerwebhead]

"not judging, just saying"

I actually say that alot. It drives tons of people crazy.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A morbidly obese woman tried to get on and the bus tipped over? :huh:No. That was the saddest part. :csad:
The c00lest part was, I was sitting on the right side, and an ultra-fine ambidexterous Phoenician super model whore (with NO STD's! and breasts like bean bag chairs, that shot lasers out of 'em) was sitting on the left side, and when the bus tipped over on it's right side, the supermodel whore went flying and landed on my face!
Also, she was a virgin! I was a her first.
She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek the third! Which is rated R

[Fran]

She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek third! Which is rated R

That's why I'm waiting for the Unrated DVD :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I never understood why that's typically written as "Guess what?" It's not a question. It's an imperative statement. "Guess 'what.'" It's a command.heh, I know.
Three times while typing that I had to stop myself from hitting the ?

[redmarvel]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

:huh: What's the point of having it if you can't eat it?

[PyroChamber]

"It's ya boy/girl..."

Everytime I hear someone on TV say that I just want to throw something at the TV.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

:huh: What's the point of having it if you can't eat it?There's uranium in it so you can't eat it or your teeth will fall out.

[JustABill]

"No offense, but....."

[Ben Urich]

"No offense, but....."

There are times when that's okay, but some people use it as a shield of sorts. They think prefacing their rude comment with "No offense, but..." automatically protects them from the ire of the person they're talking to. Morons.

[Master Chief]

No. That was the saddest part. :csad:
The c00lest part was, I was sitting on the right side, and an ultra-fine ambidexterous Phoenician super model whore (with NO STD's! and breasts like bean bag chairs, that shot lasers out of 'em) was sitting on the left side, and when the bus tipped over on it's right side, the supermodel whore went flying and landed on my face!
Also, she was a virgin! I was a her first.
She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek the third! Which is rated R

Holy cockles. :csad:

[Lunar_Wolf]

Some people in Ireland(don't know if other folk around the world day it) But some people say ''Do you know what I mean like'' or ''Thats crazy like'' and they add like to every sentance. WTF...Like? Like what?:huh:

[04nbod]

Some people in Ireland(don't know if other folk around the world day it) But some people say ''Do you know what I mean like'' or ''Thats crazy like'' and they add like to every sentance. WTF...Like? Like what?:huh:

are they descended from the scouser:oldrazz:

[JustABill]

Not necessarily an annoying saying, but an action with a saying...when someone reaches over your food to point at an object and says ''Are you gonna eat that?!" :cmad:

[BRUTAL]

I used to know a guy who said, "You know what I mean?" after everything he said. I hit him in the mouth.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** retard idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.:up:

[Ben Urich]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** retard idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

Yeah, didn't Tuki get one of those for his cockface Aniston thing?

[Mr Sparkle]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

:huh: What's the point of having it if you can't eat it?

the other I swear I was thinking about this while waiting in traffic.
the most sense I could make of it is that once you EAT it, you cannot HAVE it anymore.

so I guess they mean "keep":huh:

[Fran]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p71/lugwit/up.gif

[Lunar_Wolf]

I used to know a guy who said, "You know what I mean?" after everything he said. I hit him in the mouth.

Chirst I hate when people say that! But here it's ''You know what I mean like''.

[Dope Nose]

the other I swear I was thinking about this while waiting in traffic.
the most sense I could make of it is that once you EAT it, you cannot HAVE it anymore.

so I guess they mean "keep":huh:

actually that's exactly right. the original phrase "Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" first appeared in a book of proverbs by John Heywood in 1546.

[Erzengel]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** retard idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.:up:

I sometimes do see the mods sitting in a ciricle with Wizard Hats.

[Angry Sentinel]

No. That was the saddest part. :csad:
The c00lest part was, I was sitting on the right side, and an ultra-fine ambidexterous Phoenician super model whore (with NO STD's! and breasts like bean bag chairs, that shot lasers out of 'em) was sitting on the left side, and when the bus tipped over on it's right side, the supermodel whore went flying and landed on my face!
Also, she was a virgin! I was a her first.
She gave me a deep tissue massage, and tickets to a sneak preview of Shrek the third! Which is rated R There's no way on this planet ANYone would guess this. :woot:


Point made.

[Lord Valumart]

when you as a question and their all like "wouldn;t you like to know?" ...yes, cause you asked...

and then these people at my work, my god you think kids are stupid? teachers are WAY worse...i got sent up to help this PE teacher in a compuing class cause he couldn;t get the computer to work. so i turns on the monitor and switch the thing so it displays on themonitor and not the OHP, he says to me "what was wrong with it then?" i felt like slapping him...and he's got ESP or whatever it is...:whatever:

[CyberFaust]

I used to know a guy who said, "You know what I mean?" after everything he said. I hit him in the mouth.
:up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

so i turns on the monitor and switch the thing so it displays on themonitor and not the OHP,

So I turns on the monituh, shee? And I puts the kibosh on it, shee?

[The Amazing Lee]

There are never annoying sayings, just annoying people. :up:

[Sun_Down]

"Yeah it is" said in a disagreeing tone when agreeing with a statement. As in...

Person A : This movie is really good.
Person B : [/disagreeing tone] Yeah it is! [disagreeing tone]

Cut it out!

[redmarvel]

actually that's exactly right. the original phrase "Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?" first appeared in a book of proverbs by John Heywood in 1546.

but what the heck is the point of "keeping" cake? Wouldn't it go bad? I assume that after a while even fruit cake goes bad...

[ComicChick]

i find it highly annoying when someone can't finish a sentence without saying "like" or "um" at least twice. are our vocabularies that limited?

[Kyalesyin]

People who have a severe case of 'Well its a bit like this'

Totally unnecessary sentence right there. Normally used while thye try and think of something to say.

[Fran]

When people say "dude" in every sentence, especially more than once.

[CyberFaust]

dude, sweet :D

i hate "life is like a box of....." die bastard die!!!

[Ben Urich]

"May or may not have." - Stop it. :cmad:

"Due to the fact that..." - What's wrong with just saying "because"? :whatever:

"In order to..." - You can use "to" and the meaning isn't lost.

Economy of words for the win. :up:

[Master Chief]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** retard idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.:up:

How many points do you have? lol, I have 3. They're cool. :huh:

i find it highly annoying when someone can't finish a sentence without saying "like" or "um" at least twice. are our vocabularies that limited?

I get a kick out of it. Sometimes I count off the number of times they stall with "um" during a presentation, highest ever was like, around 30.

[ComicChick]

its not necessarily an annoying saying, but i hate watching movies with someone, and we've both never seen it, yet the person is constantly asking "what's he/she doing? where they going? etc, etc."

i always say "let's find out together shall we?" and they usually get mad and don't ask anything for a while

[kytrigger]

when you've lost somethign and someone says:

"It's always in the last place you look."

No ****, I stop looking for it after I find it.

[Master Chief]

when you've lost somethign and someone says:

"It's always in the last place you look."

No ****, I stop looking for it after I find it.

That's why I say, "It's always in the last place you think to look."

Then they go to chime in with that smart logic.

And I'm like, "Hah, betch!"

It's awesome though 'cause I set it up, and I keep whatever it is.

[Dorian Gray]

"Bling Bling" I hate when people (especially adults) describe thier expensive lifestyle with that phrase.

People who use "like" after ever other word

[Kaleb]

when some brits say ''innit'' at the end of every sentence . arghh it just grinds my gears

[Hades]

i find it highly annoying when someone can't finish a sentence without saying "like" or "um" at least twice. are our vocabularies that limited?
I pause and say "um" all the time:dry:

it's not that my vocab is limited, I just think carefully about how I'm going to express my thoughts with words.

[Jerry]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** retard idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.:up:

This post is dumb.

[ComicChick]

I pause and say "um" all the time:dry:

it's not that my vocab is limited, I just think carefully about how I'm going to express my thoughts with words.

thats fine, but i know some ppl who say um a billion times to build up suspense or something. they annoy me when they do that

[WompuM]

Dank Gank and What? (stone cold steve austin style)

[Colossal Spoons]

Willynilly. Cuz nobody seems to know what it really means and they use it as a synonym for "haphazardly"

[Halcohol]

Willynilly. Cuz nobody seems to know what it really means and they use it as a synonym for "haphazardly"
I prefer "higgeldy-piggeldy" in any event.

[Master Chief]

Willynilly. Cuz nobody seems to know what it really means and they use it as a synonym for "haphazardly"


"You can't just go riding the bus willynilly!"

"Don't call me willynilly."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

:up:

[Colossal Spoons]

Here's an annoying one:
"You have received an infraction at The Superhero Hype! Boards."

That's right folks!
You can call me an immature ass**** retard idiot pervert bastard jerk of a clueless arrogant twit all you want, 'cause I'll never...NEVER be a big enough baby to report it, 'cause
IT'S. JUST. WORDS. ON. THE. INTERNET.
But rest assured, if I call Tom Cruise dumb?, cool. If I call Rob Liefeld dumb?, awesome, but if I call a person's post dumb, I will get punished. Fear not.

We just have to learn to respect other people's beliefs.
Like, people who believe Dick Cheney is really a Lizard Man from the fourth dimension in a disguise?
We all need to RESPECT that.:up:

Somebody caught feelings from something Willyboy said :down:

[Fran]

Jerry caught feelings :csad::down

[Colossal Spoons]

I prefer "higgeldy-piggeldy" in any event.

Like Mr.Bone from Doug.

[Hush]

I hate when people say "I hope THEY make, this really ridiculous idea that will never come to fruition." or "Yeah, THEY made it that way so that...." Who the **** is THEY!

[Halcohol]

I hate when people say "I hope THEY make, this really ridiculous idea that will never come to fruition." or "Yeah, THEY made it that way so that...." Who the **** is THEY!
They, or "them", are the Men in Black.

Pay some damn attention. :cool:

[Pirateking]

If you pick up a pen, a plate, a piece of cotton wool and some idiot says...

"Careful! You'll have somebody's eye out with that."

[Lunar_Wolf]

People that called everything Gay. ''Thats so gay''.

[Colossal Spoons]

People that called everything Gay. ''Thats so gay''.

One of my biggest peeves. Like there aren't enough adjectives in the dictionary.

[unstoppable]

People that called everything Gay. ''Thats so gay''.
I do that a lot



I hate it when ppl say to me "you should think before you talk"

I DO!!! IF IT OFFENDS YOU THEN TO BAD!!!!!!!!

[Colossal Spoons]

I do that a lot



I hate it when ppl say to me "you should think before you talk"

I DO!!! IF IT OFFENDS YOU THEN TO BAD!!!!!!!!

That's really sad.

[Da Docta]

I do that a lot



I hate it when ppl say to me "you should think before you talk"

I DO!!! IF IT OFFENDS YOU THEN TO BAD!!!!!!!!

lolz

[unstoppable]

That's really sad.
your sad:o

[Fran]

your sad:o

Great comeback, 2007 Poster of the Year :up:

[Colossal Spoons]

your sad:o

You're spellign is sad :o

[unstoppable]

You're spellign is sad :o

so what I have a spellin problem
big whoop wanna fight about it:woot:

[Colossal Spoons]

so what I have a spellin problem
big whoop wanna fight about it:woot:

Nah, I actually am sad though that people(not just you) just say what they want w/ no regard for who they offend.


Et tu Brutus?

[Lunar_Wolf]

What have I started? :wow:

[Colossal Spoons]

What have I started? :wow:

Heh, nothing. I just REALLY agree with you.

[unstoppable]

Nah, I actually am sad though that people(not just you) just say what they want w/ no regard for who they offend.


Et tu Brutus?
I believe strongly in they saying

truth will prevail

[unstoppable]

What have I started? :wow:

the Metalocalypse has begun

[Mr Sparkle]

I believe strongly in they saying

truth will prevail

yes...hopefully, since sense and grammar have been slain long ago.

[Colossal Spoons]

yes...hopefully, since sense and grammar have been slain long ago.

JAL killed them

[Hades]

the Metalocalypse has begunYou're so hardcore and tough, dude. l:cmad:

your masculine pig drenched stench must fend off all the fhfhgdd
and the dfhdhfhf cause that's how manly it is.

[unstoppable]

You're so hardcore and tough, dude. l:cmad:

your masculine pig drenched stench must fend off all the fhfhgdd
and the dfhdhfhf cause that's how manly it is.
I was referring to the show on Adult Swim :huh:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dethklok2.jpg

[Hades]

yes...hopefully, since sense and grammar have been slain long ago.Being bad at spelling is an art, dude.
Don't DIissSs it!:cmad:

:hernia:

[Hades]

I was referring to the show on Adult Swim :huh:




I was referring to my penis.

[unstoppable]

I was referring to my penis.

okie day

[Honey Vibe]

"How do I look in these?" "In these?" "Okay, now in these?"

*blows own head off

[Fledermaus]

"I approve this message." Of course you approve, you bastard, you're in the f**king ad.

[ComicChick]

the word "myspace" really irritates me now.

i can't go a day without hearing someone talking about myspace.

i mean i have one, but i've had it for a while and i rarely update. my bg has been the same over a year, the info's still the same. i dont feel the need to take random pics and change my song and background every single day!

[Colossal Spoons]

^Some peopel do get a bit carried away.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I've only ever heard English people say this but "well" before anything, "well bad", "well good", etc, is obnoxious.

[WompuM]

that's well f'd up

[Ash J. Williams]

your mom

[DareDemon]

"I basically/I pretty much"

I hate this. It's usually followed by a black-and-white thing, not something you can half do.

"This character is raped to death! They're raping him! To death! raperaperaperaperape!"

Why does everyone say this? It's like one or two people said it *coughMrParkerandbakerboy* and then everyone loved it. It irritates me so much. I'm one of the biggest comic nerds I know and I want them to chill out.

And anything with Myspace. I can't help but laugh when I here people yelling at each other in hallways because "YOU TOOK ME OFF YOUR TOP 8 OMGOMGOMG!"

[Badger]

I've only ever heard English people say this but "well" before anything, "well bad", "well good", etc, is obnoxious.

well Okay. :csad:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

well Okay. :csad:

It's fine if it's something like "well, ok". I mean if it's like "that's WELL bad".

[AndThePickles]

What are some things that people say to you, or in general, that annoy the hell out of you?

When people call things "gay."

[El ASESINO]

I hate when people mix spanish and english
For example
Open la puerta
Why can't they say
Open the door

[ComicChick]

I hate when people mix spanish and english
For example
Open la puerta
Why can't they say
Open the door

i hate going to mexican restaurants with people who dont know a drop of spanish and try to order with accents and say a couple words in spanish.

some friends and i go to a local mexican restaurant every so often and know some people who work there. one time a "first timer" came with us and tried to speak spanish when ordering. the waiter went on to say a whole bunch of stuff to her and she was like :huh:

the waiter, who we know said he does that to people all the time

[Carcharodon]

I took four years of Japanese and am still afraid to say anything in Japanese when I'm at my favorite Japanese restaurant.

Yes, I know I just used the word, "Japanese," three times in a single sentence. So what?

[ComicChick]

i get annoyed when people speak computer lingo in real life.

like when people actually say "lol, omg, and the like"

[Kyalesyin]

When people call things "gay."

I started throwing things at people in my classes who do that. If I wasn't such a poor shot they might have learned something by now. Annoys the flying **** outta me.

[Buttman]

When people call things "gay."
I started throwing things at people in my classes who do that. If I wasn't such a poor shot they might have learned something by now. Annoys the flying **** outta me.
Why quote that for that statement? :huh:

[Kyalesyin]

Why quote that for that statement? :huh:

Because otherwise, who the hell would know which post I was refering to?

[Buttman]

Because otherwise, who the hell would know which post I was refering to?
I mean, why quote "I hate people who call things 'gay" when you're talking about something completely different? :huh:

[Kyalesyin]

I mean, why quote "I hate people who call things 'gay" when you're talking about something completely different? :huh:

Can you read? I was quoting the post because I also hate it when people use that term. To the extent that I waste good paper by throwing balls of it at them for saying it. Normally, I miss. Make more sense now?

[Buttman]

Can you read? I was quoting the post because I also hate it when people use that term. To the extent that I waste good paper by throwing balls of it at them for saying it. Normally, I miss. Make more sense now?
It wasn't too clear, but yes, the haze has been lifted. :cwink:

[Kyalesyin]

It wasn't too clear, but yes, the haze has been lifted. :cwink:

My pro-gay agression gets quite legendary.

[Buttman]

My pro-gay agression gets quite legendary.
Shocking.

[comicgirl]

When people say " Ya know what I'm sayin'"?....................I have to restrain myself:cmad:

[britrogue]

Bless his little cotton socks. Talk about prejudice against other materials

[DBella]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this one yet or not but I hate this saying:

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Well... why the heck not?! If I have a cake in front of me, I'm gonna eat it, dammit! :cmad:

[Franklin Richards]

I'm really hating

"Whatev."

GRRRRR! :cmad:


:doom: :doom: :doom:

[PyroChamber]

"that's so gangsta"
"they're just jealous" (usually said by a female)
"Pimpin"

[Erzengel]

"Not even for $500.00." :csad:

[redmarvel]

its not necessarily an annoying saying, but i hate watching movies with someone, and we've both never seen it, yet the person is constantly asking "what's he/she doing? where they going? etc, etc."

i always say "let's find out together shall we?" and they usually get mad and don't ask anything for a while

It's more annoying to watch a film with someone who HAS seen it that doesn't know how not to "over-anticipate" the scenes...

"Watch this next bit,"... (as if I haven't been watching)

"Oh, this scene is important"...

"Wait until you see this"... (nope, I'm gonna get up and leave)

and so on

[Lunar_Wolf]

What gets on my tits is when people talk during a movie non-stop. :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

its not necessarily an annoying saying, but i hate watching movies with someone, and we've both never seen it, yet the person is constantly asking "what's he/she doing? where they going? etc, etc."

Totally.
I don't know which is worse.
When they're asking questions about the most obvious things because they're stupid and/or not paying attention
Or when they ask you about things we aren't SUPPOSED to know.

A mysterious pair of hands in black leather gloves cuts the phone chord in the mansion. Now they won't be able to call for help if something happens!:eek:
And the person goes, "WHO did that? Who would cut the chord?!? It's only just the 12 people in the mansion. Who would've cut the chord? Is someone else in the mansion with them?!? Or was it one of THEM?!?"

JEsus! There's a...reason, we could only see the hands.
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO DID IT YET!
Shut Up and watch for clues!

[DBella]

What gets on my tits is when people talk during a movie non-stop. :o
"Get with the program!"
:o :)

What I meant was... what you just described, that's not an "annoying saying" unless the conversation during the movie involve "annoying sayings".

[Scar Predator]

Just a few I hate:

"Cool Beans."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a cow."
"You go girl."

And maybe the most annoying: "I'm gonna put somethin' on you that Ajax won't take off."

[DBella]

Just a few I hate:

"Cool Beans."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a cow."
"You go girl."

And maybe the most annoying: "I'm gonna put somethin' on you that Ajax won't take off."
That TOTALLY annoys me.

[wiegeabo]

J
And maybe the most annoying: "I'm gonna put somethin' on you that Ajax won't take off."

I have never heard that before. And I count myself among the fortunate.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"Cool Beans."That is Sick.
Who made that up?
Why would anyone say that?

[Mr Sparkle]

I hate when people mix spanish and english
For example
Open la puerta
Why can't they say
Open the door

El ASESINO wrote this.

El ASESINO whose custom title is "singing the blues" wrote this.


El ASESINO when people mix Spanish & English. :dry::dry::dry::dry:

[Lunar_Wolf]

Cool Beans????? Beans are cool now?:csad:

[Lunar_Wolf]

When people here say ''Go on the kid'' :cmad:

[wiegeabo]

When people say "late" instead of later when there hanging up the phone.

Just say "later" dammit! Or, crazy idea, how about saying "bye"?

[Dorian Gray]

"Datz" the mispronunciation of "That's"
Zat again mispronunciation of "That"


People who end a sentence with "ya know". My father is guilty of this.
"Sweet"
****ing-A
"Datz my girl"

[redmarvel]

"That's Sick"... when it's actually good / great.

[Mr Sparkle]

I like all "sayings" I find them humorous and they color people's conversations.
seriously. I don't know what I would do If I was unable to use the word "dude"

dude, that would be like...depressing :(

[Dorian Gray]

Whats' funny about this thread is that we type out nicely, well written posts here on the hype(sometimes). I'm sure we've used at least half of these words or phrases at some point in life when speaking to someone without realizing it.:cwink:

[Bastila]

When people say one of the two.

''These things are sent to try us or Test us''

I just hate it, its like oh so someone getting there leg ripped off happen to test them.

Or someone dieing was sent to try you.
It just bugs me, my aunt says it and its like please shut up.

[Hotwire]

I work in sales. It kills me when my customer tells me I'm such a good salesman, and then doesn't buy anything.:huh: :huh:

[Hotwire]

George Carlin did an entire bit on things like this. Really great stuff!

[wiegeabo]

George Carlin did an entire bit on things like this. Really great stuff!

Carlin: "Legally drunk. Well, if it's legal, what's the ****ing problem? Leave my friend alone, officer. He's 'legally' drunk!"

[ComicChick]

When people say "late" instead of later when there hanging up the phone.

Just say "later" dammit! Or, crazy idea, how about saying "bye"?

my brother says that. aggravates me.

i also hate when people say "one" when saying goodbye.

one what :huh:

[wiegeabo]

my brother says that. aggravates me.

i also hate when people say "one" when saying goodbye.

one what :huh:

I have never heard anyone say that. And I'm glad.

What the hell does it even mean?

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

What gets on my tits
ok, thanks, that's another one

for some reason, I also don't like when someone says that something is "neat"

[heypapajinx]

my mom always used to say "tell me who your friends are and i'll tell you who you are" in Spanish.
ARRRRGH!!
that saying pisses me off sooo much!:cmad:

[Kaleb]

''its always in the last place you look''

[Fried Gold]

"Cool Beans."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a cow."
"You go girl."Who says any of those? Do you hang out with retards?

[heypapajinx]

Who says any of those? Do you hang out with retards?
you're just jealous YOUR friends dont say these things

[Fried Gold]

you're just jealous YOUR friends dont say these thingshttp://www.users.freenetname.co.uk/~dogzilla/nonsite/emoticon.gif

[JustABill]

Hey! I say Cool Beans! I'm offended!

No, not really. :o

[04nbod]

i'm gonna start saying cool beans now just to annoy people

[heypapajinx]

http://www.users.freenetname.co.uk/~dogzilla/nonsite/emoticon.gif
that is like the most depressing thing i have ever seen.
LET'S GET DRUNK!

[JustABill]

http://www.users.freenetname.co.uk/~dogzilla/nonsite/emoticon.gif
That thing is hypnotizing. -stares at it for hours-

[heypapajinx]

That thing is hypnotizing. -stares at it for hours-
^^haha
5 mintutes after posting.... hours.:woot:

[britrogue]

I feel bad. I say Cool Beans

[Fried Gold]

I feel bad. I say Cool Beanshttp://secretunicornsforum.com/forum/images/smiles/The_Most_Special_Agent.jpg

[britrogue]

lmao

[Retro]

You're on notice.
GOD I HATE THAT DAMN PHRASE!!!!

[Halcohol]

You're on notice.
GOD I HATE THAT DAMN PHRASE!!!!
Every time someone says that to me, I always think to myself "Man, Notice is one damn lucky girl."

[WorthyStevens]

"Drinking kills brain cells."

[Kritish]

"You should use a condum"

[DarthRekal]

"I just wanna be friends":cmad:

[Kritish]

"No means no!" :cmad:

[Lunar_Wolf]

"I just wanna be friends":cmad:

Thats the ****ing worst:cmad:

[heypapajinx]

"you're going to regret that tatoo when you're 80."
seriously... how many people live to be 80 anyways?!?
and when i AM 80, they'll be dead, so what do they care?

[Lunar_Wolf]

"you're going to regret that tatoo when you're 80."
seriously... how many people live to be 80 anyways?!?
and when i AM 80, they'll be dead, so what do they care?

Or when people say it will look ugly when your old...When I'm old I won't give a dam about my look. Most of my bodily functions will be useless anyways, and who cares if the tat is ugly by then, it's not like I'll be trying to pull women in.

[heypapajinx]

Or when people say it will look ugly when your old...When I'm old I won't give a dam about my look. Most of my bodily functions will be useless anyways, and who cares if the tat is ugly by then, it's not like I'll be trying to pull women in.
haha!
yeah!
like who cares about your ink looking ugly when you're old?!
like thats going to detract from your attractiveness more than the diarreah that leaked out of your diaper sliding down your leg.:whatever:

[britrogue]

More (Insert whatever here) than you can shake a stick at.


Why would you shake a stick at anything anyway?

[heypapajinx]

Why would you shake a stick at anything anyway?
to scare away the rabid dogs of course.:o

[ComicChick]

"new and improved"

how can something be new and improved?

[Mr Sparkle]

I remembered this today.
" In my heart of hearts" :dry:
that's just :dry:
not only does it imply this person has several hearts, but that those hearts are subordinate to ANOTHER heart.

again :dry: