The man who laughs: The Joker thread

[darknight7]

I would, I've said that before, but the only thing that has bothered me are the odds of painting yourself white andyou so happen to get bleached white

Maybe he is painted white when he falls in...and it burns the paint into his skin:)

--dk7

[Lunar_Wolf]

Glad to hear Heath is enjoying the role.

[dark_b]

this is the first video from heath talking about the joker right?

[Crook]

Technically it's his second. He did mention it briefly on Access Hollywood a few months back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[dark_b]

Technically it's his second. He did mention it briefly on Access Hollywood a few months back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiUyeah i got owned :o

:woot:

[Farren]

Then, here something for you who comes from France, a small interview
of a few seconds where we can see Heath Ledger speaking about the Joker, It's A W E S O M E !


http://www.allocine.fr/video/laminute/

P.S. : It is towards the end...

Nice vid!

"He has no empathy, he's a sociopath, psychotic, mass murdering clown."

[Farren]

nevermind

[Cowleen]

Then, here something for you who comes from France, a small interview
of a few seconds where we can see Heath Ledger speaking about the Joker, It's A W E S O M E !


http://www.allocine.fr/video/laminute/

P.S. : It is towards the end...Someone! Alert BubbaGump! THere are SOCKS!!!!

[BubbaGump]

Someone! Alert BubbaGump! THere are SOCKS!!!!

Was it gut-feeling that I opened this thread directly after that post?

As for the socks, I've seen the full-size picture of it, but never in motion. :wow: :oldrazz:

[Saves The Day]

:)

--dk7


Oooohhhh Meeeeeeee Meeeeeeeeeeeee

[jimmy]

WHOA! This dude looks EXACTLY like the Joker!

http://uk.castingcallpro.com/portfolioraw/17/87481.jpg

[CaptainClown]

its like he is staring into my soul

[jimmy]

It's like he's Kirkalicious.

[WhatA.Tool]

WHOA! This dude looks EXACTLY like the Joker!

http://uk.castingcallpro.com/portfolioraw/17/87481.jpg

can this be..can such a man exist ..walking among man !!!:wow:

[ultimatefan]

Here´s a really cool statement from Ledger on playing Joker - he seems pretty enthusiastic about it:

http://batman-on-film.com/TDK_heath-ledger-talks-joker_9-16-07.html

[regwec]

That was posted here earlier in the week.

[ultimatefan]

That was posted here earlier in the week.

I missed it, sorry.

[Rorschach II]

For all of you saying that The Joker is going to be painted-on THEN bleached white: you're crazy. The odds are slim to none of that happening. It's wishful (and naive) thinking. Either the Joker will be bleached or not.

[The Dark Guybrush]

yeah. it's totally naive of you guys to be throwing ideas out there, in a forum that was made for that very purpose. HOW DARE YOU!!

[Starbird]

*snickers and giggles*

[Untilteld]

Technically it's his second. He did mention it briefly on Access Hollywood a few months back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

lol dammit

*applauds*

[Killing Joke926]

Technically it's his second. He did mention it briefly on Access Hollywood a few months back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

DAMN IT, I'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED!!!!:cmad: But I do love the song though, I can remember listing to it when I was a kid; back in the day of good Saturday morning cartoons like BatMan TAS and Life with Louie.:woot:

[Shoemeister]

WHOA! This dude looks EXACTLY like the Joker!

http://uk.castingcallpro.com/portfolioraw/17/87481.jpg

*cough*KIRKALICIOUS*cough*

[jimmy]

RIP Kirk thread. :(

[Shoemeister]

4 realz

[Luchastyle]

lasted a lot longer than anyone could have expected

[jimmy]

There's only so much Kirkaliciousness a single thread can take before it gets trashed.

[Luchastyle]

yeah. and i think this one has hit that point. =D

[jimmy]

And so it goes. RIP Man Who Laughs thread. :(:up:

[Luchastyle]

heh. i just meant that the kirk discussion needs to die =D

[BubbaGump]

Technically it's his second. He did mention it briefly on Access Hollywood a few months back:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

You've just confirmed the Trust No One theory in my Gullibility Guide. :up:

However, even veteran Hypesters can lure you into a false sense of trust and post a Rick Roll. Trust no one, dammit!

[Luchastyle]

heh. i didn't click that one, assuming it was nothing new. glad i didn't. a good old (2 month old) fashioned rick rolling. by gar it's been awhile

[Tempest19]

Awesome interview clip, yep- he's got it. We will finally get the live action Joker brought to screen. Best Joker to date- Mark Hammil. Ledger gets anywhere close to that, we'll finally see the clown prince of crime in all of his horrific glory. :up:

[SpiderB]

Anybody remember this scene from 10 Things I Hate About You? Shows a bit of Ledger's clownish side (toward the end, especially). Definitely gives me hope about his performance in TDK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWV7LWyTFQM

[sv2]

Anybody remember this scene from 10 Things I Hate About You? Shows a bit of Ledger's clownish side (toward the end, especially). Definitely gives me hope about his performance in TDK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWV7LWyTFQM

Yes, watch this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ddfGv4E1I) though, much better :woot:

[Tempest19]

Yeah, take away the singing and just look at movements and facial expressions- I can see the Joker. Lol. Especially this shot:

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5402/jokergrinsnh0.jpg

For some reason, to me, you make Ledger look like the Joker- his grin would be GREAT!

[Goran]

Anybody remember this scene from 10 Things I Hate About You? Shows a bit of Ledger's clownish side (toward the end, especially). Definitely gives me hope about his performance in TDK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWV7LWyTFQM

Oh my gosh look at 1:55.......... looks like he has white skin and a big joker-grin in that shot while he's running away from the cops.

:D

made a screenshot
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/kokigoran/Dark%20Knight/jokershot.jpg

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Oh my gosh look at 1:55.......... looks like he has white skin and a big joker-grin in that shot while he's running away from the cops.

:D

made a screenshot
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e288/kokigoran/Dark%20Knight/jokershot.jpg

ZOMG IS TEH PERMAWHITE! :wow:

[Tempest19]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5402/jokergrinsnh0.jpg



Can someone manip the joker makeup on this?

[TheCaptain]

!! Now I'm excited again.

[TheLongestDay]

third ever post...hope you like the manip

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/JOKERLEDGER.jpg

[CaptainClown]

great manip, extremely ffreaky

[Yurka]

Ive always said the best manips of heath would come from that movie, the hair is already there and he plays a somewhat crazy student.

[fcrowelle06]

I really want to see this movie's Joker, so badly, like we all do, he just has to knock Mark Hamill from my mind, damn you Mark Hamill for being so good

[TheLongestDay]

Hamill is my fave so far (especially in Batman Beyond:Return of the Joker) but I have a feeling Heath will totally blow peoples minds as the new Mr.J

[CaptainClown]

Ya, ROTJ is one of Hamills best works and when I mean ROTJ I mean return of the jedi

as for Return of the Joker that was THE JOKER. One of my favorite lines is "if its a whoopin your a wanting" I say that all the time but nobody gets it.

[Wedge A.]

Ya, ROTJ is one of Hamills best works and when I mean ROTJ I mean return of the jedi

as for Return of the Joker that was THE JOKER. One of my favorite lines is "if its a whoopin your a wanting" I say that all the time but nobody gets it.

I think he did better in The Empire Strikes Back.

[CaptainClown]

I dunno the part that got me in return of the jedi was when Vader was smack talkign him and he just screams "never!" the music and that just sends chills up my spine but to each his or her own.

[darknight7]

third ever post...hope you like the manip

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/JOKERLEDGER.jpg
"STARTING TONIGHT...people will die..."

--dk7

[CaptainClown]

its like that panel in the killing joke when he is talking to Batman over the mic

[TheLongestDay]

I dunno the part that got me in return of the jedi was when Vader was smack talkign him and he just screams "never!" the music and that just sends chills up my spine but to each his or her own.

Ah so its not just me then...especially when he cuts of Vaders arm and sees the electronics and then looks at his own false/droid hand...man i get a tear just thinkin about it

[CaptainClown]

ya that whole end scene was just WOW even as a kid and now I still feel the same way

[TheLongestDay]

although i still cant explain why i always wanted a scene after the end credits rolled of the emporer climbing back up that shaft cackling to himself...

[CaptainClown]

wouldn't matter Death star blew up =) he probably did though. I read in some book I forget that there are clones of him, so he might come back for 7 8 9

[TheLongestDay]

yeh dunno how far we are allowed to deviate from the thread topic here but the story continued in "Dark Empire" where the blue flash you see fly out of the death star shaft is actually the emporers wraith,which then enters a young cloned body of himself and he returns and makes Luke his apprentice (who is faking his fall to the dark side) but the clone body starts to degenerate so he tries to take the body of Leias unborn child hehe weird

[CaptainClown]

ooo I have to reread my star war stories again but ya back on topic Return of the Joker = The Joker, I tell everyone this when Return of the Joker comes up but my favorite part is after Terry is laughing at him and he is just yelling at him "whos laughing now!"

[TheLongestDay]

yeh! one of my fave bits is in the flashback when hes shown bats the movie of the Robin torture and gloating that he knows his secrets "and like the kid who peeked at his christmas presents i am a trifle dissapointed...beneath all the stern and batarings your just a little boy CRYING for mommy and daddy!"

[darknight7]

Ah so its not just me then...especially when he cuts of Vaders arm and sees the electronics and then looks at his own false/droid hand...man i get a tear just thinkin about it

SOrry to barge in on the Jedi convo...

But I absolutely LOOOOVE!!!!

The scene in Return of the Jedi, right at the end.
When The Emperor is zapping Luke, and Luke is begging Vader to help him.

Than Vader picks up the Emperor and the music escalates...

That seen gives me chills and makes my face tingle. I love that scene, so powerful.

You see Vaders skeleton flash threw his mask, and Luke is in shock that he is helping him...:wow:

(Don't know if you guys mentioned this already, I didn't check out what you said except for what was on this page)

--dk7

[CaptainClown]

ya, I remember not expecting what they did to Tim though, I remember going oh hell, this is an evil cartoon. Especialy when Tim started laughing and then when he began crying but couldn't stop smiling.

[darknight7]

Ya, ROTJ is one of Hamills best works and when I mean ROTJ I mean return of the jedi

as for Return of the Joker that was THE JOKER. One of my favorite lines is "if its a whoopin your a wanting" I say that all the time but nobody gets it.

I love how they throw the "PAPA SPANK" line in there from the old school orginal Batman comics:)

--dk7

[CaptainClown]

SOrry to barge in on the Jedi convo...

But I absolutely LOOOOVE!!!!

The scene in Return of the Jedi, right at the end.
When The Emperor is zapping Luke, and Luke is begging Vader to help him.

Than Vader picks up the Emperor and the music escalates...

That seen gives me chills and makes my face tingle. I love that scene, so powerful.

You see Vaders skeleton flash threw his mask, and Luke is in shock that he is helping him...:wow:

(Don't know if you guys mentioned this already, I didn't check out what you said except for what was on this page)

--dk7
ya you pretty much covered it =) The music makes that scene the best

[darknight7]

:)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iSeYxzSqLkE&mode=related&search=
Okay, I'm down now...back on topic

--dk7

[darknight7]

Terry is driving in the Batmobile and he is talking to Bruce threw the Bat Computer.

And Joker pops on the screen and starts bustin his chops,
Than before he signs off he says..."PAPA SPAAANK!"

haha, cracks me up:)

--dk7

[Cory]

i really hope joker finds out batmans identity, somewhat early on.... i enjoyed the riddlers mindgames with batman in Batman Forever, and would love to see Joker do something to that sort, just not as corny lol...

[Bat-Mite]

Terry is driving in the Batmobile and he is talking to Bruce threw the Bat Computer.

And Joker pops on the screen and starts bustin his chops,
Than before he signs off he says..."PAPA SPAAANK!"

haha, cracks me up:)

--dk7That line had me giggling as well. I always laughed at the first Catwoman comic when Batman said that to Catwoman because it was such a funny line, and then when Joker said it in that movie, I totally wasn't expecting it and it cracked me up big time.

[CaptainClown]

I hope he doesn't find batmans identity just because it first would be like Spiderman and also he could easily expose him.

[TheLongestDay]

T

And Joker pops on the screen and starts bustin his chops,
Than before he signs off he says..."PAPA SPAAANK!"

haha, cracks me up:)

--dk7

haha totally-he has so many good lines in that movie,i hope Ledgers got some gooduns too!

Its the bit where he turns from normal manic joker voice to that growl "imputent little brat! Who do you think youre talking to!"

[TheLongestDay]

The scene in Return of the Jedi, right at the end.
When The Emperor is zapping Luke, and Luke is begging Vader to help him.



--dk7

sorry to take it back off topic again but did you notice they had Dooku take out Anakin with the force lightning in Attack of the clones-makes that whole scene in Jedi so much more emotional when Vader is watching Luke get zapped,he knows EXACTLY what that feels like!

[Cory]

sorry to take it back off topic again but did you notice they had Dooku take out Anakin with the force lightning in Attack of the clones-makes that whole scene in Jedi so much more emotional when Vader is watching Luke get zapped,he knows EXACTLY what that feels like!

yea i doubt lucas thought of that. or well...thought of anything that had to do with the original trilogy.

[darknight7]

sorry to take it back off topic again but did you notice they had Dooku take out Anakin with the force lightning in Attack of the clones-makes that whole scene in Jedi so much more emotional when Vader is watching Luke get zapped,he knows EXACTLY what that feels like!

Holy crap!!!
I never made that connection because, well..I was younger when I saw Attack of the clones, so it just didn't click.

But you saying that makes sense.

Vader is watching, and it's almost like he is think: "God, that feels like **** -ha, I would know" *than saves Luke's ass* lol

--dk7

[CaptainClown]

ew don't bring up the new ones....ugh if you do PAPA SPANK!..thats going to be my new user title

[TheLongestDay]

yeh definately,just helps his decision to come back to the light side of the force knowing how much physical pain Lukes in.

and again back on topic:did anyone ever read Batman:images,which was a take on Bats and Mr.J's first meeting?

[Tempest19]

third ever post...hope you like the manip

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/JOKERLEDGER.jpg

Awesome. :woot:

[TheLongestDay]

ew don't bring up the new ones....ugh if you do PAPA SPANK!..thats going to be my new user title

haha first day as a member on the boards and i am witness to the birth of a new saying...

...perhaps it may even render "owned" obsolete?

[Tempest19]

Took the Joker manip just one step further:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4341/jokercz9.jpg

[TheLongestDay]

awesome!

[CaptainClown]

haha first day as a member on the boards and i am witness to the birth of a new saying...

...perhaps it may even render "owned" obsolete?

Course, and no Papa spanks leads to owned. The threat is PAPA SPANK! then you say whatever and then end it with OWNED JOKER STYLE!

[TheLongestDay]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

PAPA SPAAAANK!

[Cory]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

PAPA SPAAAANK!

GREATEST. POST. EVER.

[Luchastyle]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

PAPA SPAAAANK!
hmm..yes. yes indeed.

[CristoTheSecond]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

PAPA SPAAAANK!

TheLongestDay, you will go down in history as the quickest member to gain the full and unbridled respect of every Batfan on this forum.

[Tempest19]

Lmaol.

[TheLongestDay]

hahahahaha!

[darknight7]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

PAPA SPAAAANK!

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOSH!!!

Did you MAKE THAT???

of find it??

--dk7

[darknight7]

PS: You just made the history books...

--dk7

[TheLongestDay]

found it a while ago-cant for the life of me remember where!

[Luchastyle]

i like ivy with the booty. it good.

[darknight7]

http://collarpurple.com/art/

--dk7

[darknight7]

That's the site there, it's all about ass slapping...:confused:

--dk7

[TheLongestDay]

hmmmm...did i go there?...uhh....i can explain lol

[jimmy]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

No man can resist.

[Watson]

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

PAPA SPAAAANK!

I'm revolted but I can't turn away.

Also the bruising on the bum...very detailed for a gif hahaha.

[Luchastyle]

That's the site there, it's all about ass slapping...:confused:

--dk7
weird. but i guess there's a site for everything. even 3d animated ass slaps

[darknight7]

hmmmm...did i go there?...uhh....i can explain lol

Hahaha, you know what.
You come across weird stuff on the net all the time.

All you had to have done was type in BATMAN on google, and that could have came up.

Don't sweat it:)

--dk7

[TheLongestDay]

lol,actually to tell you the truth i think i found it on myspace-but now i cant get off that spanking site!

[CaptainClown]

you so were waiting to use this.... such as I was waiting for like this to come along so I could do this



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x250/captain_ClownhaHa/CrySpideyCry.gif
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

Spider-man: MJ why??! (sobb)

[Luchastyle]

i got something i'm cookin up. gotta wait until there's some coveted footage. it will replace the rickroll....well for batman threads it will

[Savage]

Ya, ROTJ is one of Hamills best works and when I mean ROTJ I mean return of the jedi

as for Return of the Joker that was THE JOKER. One of my favorite lines is "if its a whoopin your a wanting" I say that all the time but nobody gets it.

Sorry to burst in on the thread but I just had a good laugh because I do the exact same thing. :woot:

That and I wanted to subscribe.

[Darkness Falls]

I posted this in another thread

The End Of flass
-------------------------------------------------------------
Flass walks into a alleyway, he is eating
he keeps walking when he sees someone in the darkness

The man in the darkness giggles

Flass: What's your deal crackhead

He continues to giggle

Flass: come into the light where i can see you

He steps into of to reveal the joker

Flass drops his food

Flass: What the $^&W

Flass runs
The joker pulls out a knife and throws it
It nails flass in the left leg
The joker walks over to flass who is moaning from the pain
he pulls out a joker card with a razor sharp blade around the card
and slits flass's throat

he drags flass back into the shadows

the screen is black we hear the jokers laugh while the relflective light on the knife going in all directions ( Much like in From Hell)

then the next morning gcpd find Flass in a pool of blood with Several "Ha's cut into him and a joker card
__________________________________________________ _________

Or somthing like that

maybe a little extreme (or cheesy)
but i like it

[Luchastyle]

it's not bad. i mean, he needs to brutally murder somebody. and it has to be someone we kind of know. so why not flass?

[Watson]

you so were waiting to use this.... such as I was waiting for like this to come along so I could do this



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x250/captain_ClownhaHa/CrySpideyCry.gif
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

Spider-man: MJ why??! (sobb)

:wow:

LOL!!!

[CaptainClown]

Sorry to burst in on the thread but I just had a good laugh because I do the exact same thing. :woot:

That and I wanted to subscribe.

do what? Say its a whoopin your wantin?

[Savage]

Pretty much. Usually during videogames or anything competitive...Or just because I like the way it sounds.

[CaptainClown]

ya I love how it sounds, I say that during video games and usually my friends tellme to shut up.

[The Dark Guybrush]

stan lee looks creepy

[Luchastyle]

he looks like a 70s porn star.

[Spade]

Da-yum. Ivy's got the booty going on and everything there. :wow:

[Nepenthes]

I love that gif :D

except it's the wrong way around

[CaptainClown]

ivy spanking you??

[The Redux 714]

ivy spanking you??

You'd love it, and you know it. It's like having tantric sex with Catwoman; Would you honestly deny that?

[CaptainClown]

...really? really?

all I have to say is Papa SPANK!.... and i will leave it at that.

[bullets]

i dont know about this . i dont want heath ledgar channeling jack nicholsons performance

[Lunar_Wolf]

i dont know about this . i dont want heath ledgar channeling jack nicholsons performance

I'm sure Heath will bring his own falvor to the character.

[The Redux 714]

i dont know about this . i dont want heath ledgar channeling jack nicholsons performance

Everything we've been hearing is that this Joker is gonna be more sadistic and "evil" compared to Nicholson's. Yes, there are going to be commonalities, but that is inheirent with territory.

Don't forget about the Wizard-World screening:

Joker walking down a street, firing a machine gun and bystanders, frowning and looking scary.

[Savage]

he looks like a 70s porn star.

He is a creepy 70s porn star. There's a reason Stan's the man. :o :up:

[VENOMisHERE]

:wow:

LOL!!!bad posion bad bad bad girl lol.....

[Lunar_Wolf]

c8ddfGv4E1I&mode

This made me laugh.

H1Fdv10HJMs&mode

Never saw this.

[darknight7]

you so were waiting to use this.... such as I was waiting for like this to come along so I could do this



http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x250/captain_ClownhaHa/CrySpideyCry.gif
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i51/thelongestday_photos/batman-spanking.gif

Spider-man: MJ why??! (sobb)
That is WAYYY TOO FUNNY

--dk7

[CaptainClown]

Batman spanks the competition.

[LegendaryCaleb]

c8ddfGv4E1I&mode

This made me laugh.

H1Fdv10HJMs&mode

Never saw this.
that first video is freakin hilarious

[Lunar_Wolf]

that first video is freakin hilarious

The run is priceless.

[Karea07]

voted maroni cause dawes would be too predictable.

[jtfaria]

I posted this in another thread

The End Of flass
-------------------------------------------------------------
Flass walks into a alleyway, he is eating
he keeps walking when he sees someone in the darkness

The man in the darkness giggles

Flass: What's your deal crackhead

He continues to giggle

Flass: come into the light where i can see you

He steps into of to reveal the joker

Flass drops his food

Flass: What the $^&W

Flass runs
The joker pulls out a knife and throws it
It nails flass in the left leg
The joker walks over to flass who is moaning from the pain
he pulls out a joker card with a razor sharp blade around the card
and slits flass's throat

he drags flass back into the shadows

the screen is black we hear the jokers laugh while the relflective light on the knife going in all directions ( Much like in From Hell)

then the next morning gcpd find Flass in a pool of blood with Several "Ha's cut into him and a joker card
__________________________________________________ _________

Or somthing like that

maybe a little extreme (or cheesy)
but i like it

This, of course, is completely unbelievable. Flass would NEVER drop his food.

[CaptainClown]

it could always drop off his chin...

[jtfaria]

Batman spanks the competition.

Parker could never give her what she really needed. Now she be happy.

[smatt584]

So, is anyone else excited about how the Batman Confidential run is mirroring TDK?

[1981]

So, is anyone else excited about how the Batman Confidential run is mirroring TDK?

Hell no. Maybe if the artwork was better, but I still enjoy the traditional Joker origin. This reminds me of when Marvel brought back the black suit in the comics for Spidey 3.

[CaptainClown]

kind of, as I stated in another thread I didn't care for how batman did it to tell Joker that it isn't over between them

[smatt584]

Yeah, there are a few kinks i don't like, but if they do something remotely similar in TDK i'll be more than happy.

[Gianakin_]

I'm very open to new ideas, so far I like what I've heard, so yes, I am happy.

[ActuallyRobin]

I'm very open to new ideas, so far I like what I've heard, so yes, I am happy.

different can be good, and the changes Nolan has made to differentiate his vision of Batman from others have been spot on, so I'm pretty confident he'll do well with TDK.

[Stotch]

I had a dream last night.....Heath was on it. Actually, he was the Joker. But he wasn't wearing the make-up. I think we were roomates o.O

It wasn't much, really. We just sat on the couch watching Tv and the Pizza guy came and Joker stabbed him to death and we ate Pizza while watching some black and white movie. Then he had to go take a crap and that's when i woke up.

[Savage]

That's a premise for a tv show right there.

[Stotch]

"The Joker n' Me!"

[TheLongestDay]

you know what? I think thats the first time in my life ive ever imagined what Joker taking a crap would look like...but i guess everyone has to at somepoint in the day...

[Watson]

"The Joker n' Me!"

New to ABC this fall!

[Shoemeister]

It wasn't much, really. We just sat on the couch watching Tv and the Pizza guy came and Joker stabbed him to death and we ate Pizza while watching some black and white movie. Then he had to go take a crap and that's when i woke up.

This just totally made my f**king day.

[TheCaptain]

Was it perma-brown?

[TheBatman072]

Goddamn. News really is slow that we're talking about some guy's dream Joker's crap.

[Stotch]

I don't know, I wasn't in the bathroom with him :P

*Add* I remember a new part of my dream!! It was before the Pizza guy came. I was sitting in front of him and he did something, i forgot what, that made him LAUGH. It was more a more quiet laugh, but i can remember it clearly now...not too hard to describe, really: He basically laughed under his breath and it reminded me of that growling from The Grudge. It was kinda like a really slow laugh, too, "Haaaah, haaah, haaah, haaaaah..." I can also see him looking at me and putting his head down a little and when he smiled his scars grew longer. And the room had low light and a blue'ish tone to it.THEN the pizza guy showed up(He didnt even knock. he just showed up at the front door cause it was open).

[Savage]

Creepy. Gotta love those crazy nonsensical dreams.

[COMPO]

you know, I'd like to see taht scene from Dark Victory were Joker is on the side of teh building as a window cleaner and gets a machine gun out and starts firing at the mob.

[Bat-Mite]

you know, I'd like to see taht scene from Dark Victory were Joker is on the side of teh building as a window cleaner and gets a machine gun out and starts firing at the mob.That was an awesome scene. Then again, everything from those comics was awesome. I'd like to see that as well.

[ifoundthejoker]

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[Cory]

muahahahahahahahaha....oh no....:o

[Mr. Thing]

You're a bit late, I'm afraid.

[donk70]

HOLY CRAP I FOUND THE JOKER!



It was on an ad I saw for the blog I Watch Stuff. Holy jesus!
That's been around for about a month now. You might wanna delete the pic cuz posting the leaked pics is a banable offense around here.

[Orko Is King]

That's been around for about a month now. You might wanna delete the pic cuz posting the leaked pics is a banable offense around here.

I saw it as an ad at the bottum of these very boards.

[Hunter Rider]

Ive just deleted the pic, i'm gonna see what the status on these things is now, they are everywhere.

[The Redux 714]

Ive just deleted the pic, i'm gonna see what the status on these things is now, they are everywhere.

Please do get back and let us know, just because of that.

[Mr. Socko]

I've seen that pic as an ad on this site.


Jett has one of the leaked pics as an ad on his site too... lol


I find it strange that WB only harassed the Hype about the pictures.

[jimmy]

It's one big conspiracy. :ninja:

[Luchastyle]

:ninja:it's several small conspiracies:ninja:

[itsthebatman]

It's one big conspiracy. :ninja:
The guys behind this... they shot JFK and RFK, they're hiding a big alien ship at Area 51, and they have the cure for cancer locked in their safe.
Gits.

[CaptainClown]

you forgot the creation of aids and the introduction of crack to inner city kids.

[Luchastyle]

9/11

[itsthebatman]

you forgot the creation of aids and the introduction of crack to inner city kids.
And they knew about the Peal Harbour attacks... but still let them happen.

[CaptainClown]

and Joel Schumacher directing Batman

[Luchastyle]

and that time i got in trouble in 6th grade. that was such bullsh-t

[jimmy]

And who framed Roger Rabbit.

[Luchastyle]

the assassination of mayor mccheese. everyone knows it wasn't the hamburglar. officer big mac set him up. it's all part of the bigger picture.

[CaptainClown]

the framing of OJ both times...right well this recent time. He did it the first time

[Luchastyle]

funny thing about that, cuz i'm one of those conspiracy people, and the first OJ trial may have been a conspiracy. that one is a little known supposed conspiracy. i don't necessarily believe in all conspiracy theories, but i am open to the possibility. the government does some f-cked up sh-t.

[itsthebatman]

funny thing about that, cuz i'm one of those conspiracy people, and the first OJ trial may have been a conspiracy. that one is a little known supposed conspiracy. i don't necessarily believe in all conspiracy theories, but i am open to the possibility. the government does some f-cked up sh-t.
WTF? Could you expand on this?

[Luchastyle]

sure. take it with a grain of salt though. it's not like anything close to a fact, but it makes enough sense.
basically, by the early 90s OJ had pretty much fallen off the map, even his crappy acting career was washed up. and he runs with a bad crowd. coke dealers. and there is evidence to support that the government brings drugs in to the country in order to fund black ops. so OJ was helping push some coke for his friends. and for some reason or another, maybe the government was involved, or maybe they were mad about people moving in on their business, they approached OJ.

see, in the early 90s there was f-cked up stuff going on. but they shadow government has an agenda. and part of their grand plan was to push the 24 hour news agenda. and at the time, create more racial tension. the rodney king beating and all that. so why not have a murder trial. i mean, OJ may or may not have murdered her. but in this scenario, he was involved either way. but he was assured he would get off. everyone involved in this thing was a character. it seems like a bad movie. cochran, ito, kato, everyone. so the glove defense was a joke, the high speed chase was a joke. everything. there was supposed to be mounting evidence against OJ that made it obvious that he was guilty. yet, make it also appear obvious that the cops may have been racist. not only does this create a further racial divide, it also keeps people watching the news 24 hours day. this was one of the very first big news stories. and this gave birth to the 24 hour news networks.

and according to this theory, that was the plan.

but again, you don't have to believe this. but if you believe things like this, it makes a lot of sense. but i'm not saying it's true. but it could be possible. it DID all seem like a poorly written movie.

[itsthebatman]

Yeah.... or he could just have (allegedly) killed them, and got away with it due to a stupid jury.

[Luchastyle]

well he did get away with it. and the jury was stupid. and that goes whether or not there was government involvement.

[CaptainClown]

There are so many possibilites we would never know

[Luchastyle]

nope. plus, it's easy to come up with reasons for things after the fact. like i said, i'm not saying i believe that. but it's still an interesting idea. that's how i feel about a lot of conspiracies, i don't necessarily think they are true, but it's crazy that they really COULD be. the government COULD get away with anything. but that doesn't always mean that they do.

[CaptainClown]

oh ya I forgot, faking the moon landing; I am pretty sure thats a possibility.

[Luchastyle]

yeah. i think that's pretty easy to fake. although >.> i know of another crazy moon theory. involves there being an alien base built in a crater on the moon. but i'm a guy who believes in aliens and their presence on earth 100%...but that's just me =D

[CaptainClown]

I never heard that one, I just believe that there is a high possibility that they faked the moon landing.

[itsthebatman]

yeah. i think that's pretty easy to fake. although >.> i know of another crazy moon theory. involves there being an alien base built in a crater on the moon. but i'm a guy who believes in aliens and their presence on earth 100%...but that's just me =D
What about the theory of relativity? E=mc2? Doesn't that pose a problem?

[Luchastyle]

capricorn one is a cool old movie about faking the mars landing. it's not a GREAT movie. but it's pretty entertaining. and heh, as a coincidence, OJ simpson is in it.

[Luchastyle]

What about the theory of relativity? E=mc2? Doesn't that pose a problem?
what do you mean? you mean making space travel impossible?

[itsthebatman]

what do you mean? you mean making space travel impossible?
Aye, that travelling faster than the speed of light is not possible, which obviously would pose a problem for interplanetary travel.

[Luchastyle]

Aye, that travelling faster than the speed of light is not possible, which obviously would pose a problem for interplanetary travel.
yeah, but since we don't know if they exist for sure, we don't know how they travel. chances are they don't just move really fast. likely they would jump. basically utilizing worm holes or some sort of teleportation. i don't know. no evidence to explain how it is they travel really.

[CaptainClown]

You could technically do interplanetary space travel it just would be generations of people living on a ship for years.

[Luchastyle]

OR they could have been here for millions of years. well before humans. and now they just stay in the shadows, manipulating the governments and religions of the world.

or they could not exist. but i think they do.

[Luchastyle]

You could technically do interplanetary space travel it just would be generations of people living on a ship for years.
yeah. it's been done on star trek.

[itsthebatman]

You could technically do interplanetary space travel it just would be generations of people living on a ship for years.
I hope those ships have nintendo, otherwise it's be boring.

[CaptainClown]

course, you would introduce the systems slowly.

[Luchastyle]

atari, then two hundred million years later, nintendo, two hundred million years later, snes and genesis, etc etc.

[itsthebatman]

course, you would introduce the systems slowly.
Start off with a SNES with Street Fighter 2, then upgrade to an N64, then with the third generation, a GameCube.

[Luchastyle]

Start off with a SNES with Street Fighter 2, then upgrade to an N64, then with the third generation, a GameCube.
i'm glad you left ps and xbox out of there. i am nintendo through and through. i like it old school. sidescrolling games are still pretty much my favorite kind of games.

[PiousAugustus]

This Joker will be bad. What's the point? An Oscar winner like Jack Nicholson vs. Brokerback-overrated-Mountain Ledger?

[Luchastyle]

This Joker will be bad. What's the point? An Oscar winner like Jack Nicholson vs. Brokerback-overrated-Mountain Ledger?
ledger is also an oscar winner.

[CaptainClown]

yup he is going to be awful :whatever: especially brokeback mountain I mean that go no nominations

[PiousAugustus]

ledger is also an oscar winner.

No he isn't. He's a poser and come July 18th everyone will like Nicholson's performance more. I can't wait.

[CaptainClown]

what if I love it? can i come to your house and TP it?

[PiousAugustus]

What's with the attitude? Can't I express my opinion?

[The Redux 714]

What's with the attitude? Can't I express my opinion?

This is SHH!. Opinionated expressions are the worst thing you can post.

[CaptainClown]

Well you can express your opinion and I am expressing mine Can't I express my opinion?

[PiousAugustus]

Why do I even post on this board? It's basically the No Burton Fans board.

[Luchastyle]

i thought nicholson's performance was meh. i think ledger's will be pretty great.

[Gianakin_]

This Joker will be bad. What's the point? An Oscar winner like Jack Nicholson vs. Brokerback-overrated-Mountain Ledger?

Dude, the guy is 28. You know how close he's flirting with an Oscar winning right now and how many years he still has in front of him?
Plus, wouldn't it be as easy for anyone to go "a young Oscar nominee Heath Ledger vs. As-overrated-Good as it Gets Nicholson"? Yeah, it would be, but I don't think I'll go there.
Third, watch the film and then judge.
Finally, nobody is forcing you to like one OR the other. That thinking narrows down your possibilities of enjoying a Bat-film. But, in the end, it will be you who won't enjoy it, so no harm done for me or others who think likewise.

[Swordmaster]

Why do I even post on this board? It's basically the No Burton Fans board.
...You're joking, right?

There are many posts in the Misc. Bat-Films Section that praise Burton's films. But since this is, you know, The Dark Knight board, people are bound to praise the Nolan films. Becuase some people like them. Others don't. That's what we call opinion. And what is opinion, SmarterChild?

SmarterChild (9:40:51 PM): 1. A belief or conclusion held with confidence but not substantiated by positive knowledge or proof.

Thank you.

[CaptainClown]

I think Nicholson is a fine actor but you Pious declared your opinion in a very bias narrow minded statement. If you said something like I have a feeling Heaths performance is going to be mediocre, I also feel Nicholson did an amazing performance which would be hard to top" I would be like ok but you are coming off that you are going to be right so ya Captain Clown shows no mercy

[PiousAugustus]

Batman Begins was grossly overrated. I went over to the BB boards at IMDB and everyone was bashing B89. It's so unfair. Nolan just isn't good enough and Dark Knight will just be okay and nothing more.

[Batgort]

Batman Begins was grossly overrated. I went over to the BB boards at IMDB and everyone was bashing B89. It's so unfair. Nolan just isn't good enough and Dark Knight will just be okay and nothing more.

WRONG!!!

[PiousAugustus]

In your opinion.

[Gianakin_]

Batman Begins was grossly overrated. I went over to the BB boards at IMDB and everyone was bashing B89. It's so unfair. Nolan just isn't good enough and Dark Knight will just be okay and nothing more.

All these in your opinion, right? Or are you posting stuff like this because some people bashed B89 and you feel you need to get back at them by going to the other extreme side?

[CaptainClown]

Again, I feel like your Burton defending his film. People prefer Nolan's Batman cry us a river.

[PiousAugustus]

I always compare Batman Begins to the great B89.

Bale: Nothing special compared to Keaton's subtle performance. "It's not who I am underneath, but what I doooooooooo"

Neason: Slept through the role.

Caine: A well respected actor, but his role as Alfred was used for exposition and he had too much screentime.

Oldman: A joke of a Gordon, used for comedy relief.

[CaptainClown]

Ya again your opinion.

[PiousAugustus]

That's correct.

[Gianakin_]

Well, great. Like you said: Why do you bother posting on a board about a movie that you don't like? For example I hate Transformers, so I won't waste my time bashing it in the TF forum.

[The Redux 714]

Why do I even post on this board? It's basically the No Burton Fans board.

I love Burton's run on Batman. But, there is this thing called being open-minded, and postings such harsh criticisms like, "No he isn't. He's a poser and come July 18th everyone will like Nicholson's performance more. I can't wait." is a bit extreme, seeing as how hardely anyone as even seen final footage of the film.

Be as opinionated as you want, and embrass Burton's films to your hearts continent. But remember, this is a Batman board about Nolan's films. If you can't handle it, and all you're gonna do is trash it before you've even seen it, then please do leave.

There's gonna be things people don't like about Nolan's films, and that is to be expected. You can't please everyone. But, even though I like Burton's films just fine, I can pick apart every aspect of Nicholson's Joker and tell you what Burton did wrong. But I won't. Why? Because I'm open-minded about it, just like Nolan's films.

[Gianakin_]

I love Burton's run on Batman. But, there is this thing called being open-minded, and postings such harsh criticisms like, "No he isn't. He's a poser and come July 18th everyone will like Nicholson's performance more. I can't wait." is a bit extreme, seeing as how hardely anyone as even seen final footage of the film.

Be as opinionated as you want, and embrass Burton's films to your hearts continent. But remember, this is a Batman board about Nolan's films. If you can't handle it, and all you're gonna do is trash it before you've even seen it, then please do leave.

There's gonna be things people don't like about Nolan's films, and that is to be expected. You can't please everyone. But, even though I like Burton's films just fine, I can pick apart every aspect of Nicholson's Joker and tell you what Burton did wrong. But I won't. Why? Because I'm open-minded about it, just like Nolan's films.

Excellent post.

[CaptainClown]

Then why do you declare it like fact, you need to figure out a way to make your opinion stop sounding like an attack. You are going to keep getting negative response against your opinions because of how you write it.

[CaptainClown]

I love Burton's run on Batman. But, there is this thing called being open-minded, and postings such harsh criticisms like, "No he isn't. He's a poser and come July 18th everyone will like Nicholson's performance more. I can't wait." is a bit extreme, seeing as how hardely anyone as even seen final footage of the film.

Be as opinionated as you want, and embrass Burton's films to your hearts continent. But remember, this is a Batman board about Nolan's films. If you can't handle it, and all you're gonna do is trash it before you've even seen it, then please do leave.

There's gonna be things people don't like about Nolan's films, and that is to be expected. You can't please everyone. But, even though I like Burton's films just fine, I can pick apart every aspect of Nicholson's Joker and tell you what Burton did wrong. But I won't. Why? Because I'm open-minded about it, just like Nolan's films.
:up: Captainclown approves

[Hunter Rider]

PiousAugustus, your posts have nothing to do with this topic, if you have no interest in non Burton batman movies then we have a section here for you.

[The Redux 714]

:up: Captainclown approves
Thank you, CaptainClown.

[PiousAugustus]

Actually, I'm half hoping that Dark Knight is great and everyone won't be quite as divided this time.

[Hunter Rider]

There goes SN number 15.

[The Joker]

There goes SN number 15.

Number 15? :wow:

Who was he originally?

[The Redux 714]

Excellent post.
Oh, sorry Gianakin, I didn't see your reply, Thank You as well.

I know it's a slim chance we'll find out, but who was that guy?

[Hunter Rider]

Number 15? :wow:

Who was he originally?

Most of the SN's were pretty short lived, the only 2 i recognized were "Begins sucked" and "Dfens"

[CaptainClown]

It was Tim Burton posing on SHH

[Green Goblin 1964]

There goes SN number 15.HAHA! Nice job!:woot: This is why I come to SHH :ninja::oldrazz:

[LegendaryCaleb]

It was Tim Burton posing on SHH
bahaha

[fcrowelle06]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7SSdvXAXbQ

umm have you guys seen this, the laugh at the ends pretty darn good, just saying...

[Green Goblin 1964]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7SSdvXAXbQ

umm have you guys seen this, the laugh at the ends pretty darn good, just saying...
The real question is....who HASN'T seen this? :oldrazz::yay:


It is awesome though. Hamil is and always will be the BEST Joker ever created...

[CaptainClown]

best voice actor Joker. I don't know if he could perform it, the fact he is short doesn't help

[fcrowelle06]

I agree, awesome laugh, just effing AWESOME

[fcrowelle06]

meh, Joker's always been shorter than Batman

[Green Goblin 1964]

meh, Joker's always been shorter:huh:

[CaptainClown]

You mean joker has always been short?

[fcrowelle06]

no, he's always been shorter than Batman, I mean

[Luchastyle]

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[CaptainClown]

Ya, Joker is typically shown taller then Batman I believe.

[Luchastyle]

he seems tall. i mean he's lanky. he MIGHT be shorter than batman though. i don't know.

[fcrowelle06]

Are u sure?, hmmm maybe I'm just not thinking hard enough on it, but in B:TAS he was definetly shorter, in most of the comics THe Man WHo Laughs,(shorter) and even in some comics now, he's shorter....well in Batman: Hush he wasn't but the only good thing about that was the Batman/Joker fight and the revelation of the Riddler at the end, so I don't really count that

[CaptainClown]

it is possible but hamil is like 5'6? He isn't very tall and not exactly very lanky

[fcrowelle06]

Yeah the Joker's lanky, which makes him skinny and tall, but I don't think he's ever been taller than Batman in a vast majority

[Luchastyle]

he doesn't have the look. his voice and affliction are great. but it probably wouldn't have worked in a movie.

[fcrowelle06]

yeah, but as actors, most of them can commit to dropping or gaining weight for roles, I don't see him as an exception, he'd jump up for joy to do it

[CaptainClown]

There really is no side comparison so ya he might not be taller then Batman but being much shorter then him is just awkward visually.

[Luchastyle]

get a 5 8 batman

[Mister J]

Technically, Joker's 6'5, as opposed to Batman being 6'2, but you hardly ever see them fully standing straight up in comparison to one another. Added to that, artists/different media vary in their depictions. If you wanted to stretch it, you could say that Bruce is a bit taller in the suit.

[Luchastyle]

he would be 6 5 with the ears =D but seriously, joker is 6 5? that's pretty huge.

[Mister J]

6'5 192 lbs. He's just tall and lanky.

[Luchastyle]

yeah. you got that in some kind of batman book where it has a profile of all the villains?

[Mister J]

DC Encyclopedia. :hyper:

Though, I've also seen it referenced in places like Secret Files (in the back of the Justice issues) and those mini-bios that were in 52.

[Luchastyle]

that's cool =D

[Mr. Socko]

yeah. you got that in some kind of batman book where it has a profile of all the villains?


Yeah, it's listed in the DC encyclopedia but honestly just differs between artists. You could say that it's just the default height and weight for The Joker.

Anyway, a 6'5 Joker could work on film. I honestly didn't even notice Liam was 6'5 in Begins. He just seemed a bit taller but I'd say thats because the cast was generally on the taller side than shorter.

[Luchastyle]

yeah. begins had a tall cast. how tall is heath? i don't feel like looking on imdb

[Mr. Socko]

Heath is listed as 6'1.

If Joker has any scenes with Bruce Wayne, I suspect Joker will appear taller but because of the ears, Batman will seem taller when they face off.

[Luchastyle]

yeah. i could see that. and he should have a scene with wayne when he crashes the penthouse party.

[CaptainClown]

I don't think they would ever be that close standing tall to each other, so there really would be no room to compare. Unless they have Joker in a police line up or getting his mug shot taken