Darth and Leaguer...

[The Leaguer]

Haha, Trop always knows best.

[Assassin]

wow all attack at once, Asshat sticks together, pun intended ;) :up:

[Eros]

wow all attack at once, Asshat sticks together, pun intended ;) :up:


don't worry man.

[Darthphere]

wow all attack at once, Asshat sticks together, pun intended ;) :up:

Thats a horrible pun.

[Hush]

Is it wrong that i dont get that pun?

[Doc Destruction]

Hey, getting back to the original reason for the thread...

Batgirl is back to normal.

[sethcohen]

im still waiting for johns to pull the old switcheroo...

[Assassin]

Is it wrong that i dont get that pun?

go read my post one page ago.

[PWN3R]

My whole goal in life is to be considered for ASSHAT status. One day. On that day, then my life will have meaning.

[Assassin]

You are a follower, you must be a leader in life.

[PWN3R]

You are a follower, you must be a leader in life.

Typical noob. You're non-ASSHAT thinking has rendered you with no meaning in life.

[Spike_x1]

If you're not accepted into ASSHAT, then you can't have ASSDOO-RAG either.

[hippie_hunter]

My whole goal in life is to be considered for ASSHAT status. One day. On that day, then my life will have meaning.

Don't we all wish that :csad:

[The Leaguer]

Perhaps ASSHAT should consider forming a training program, a farm team, so to speak. There is quite a bit of potential that is going un-harvested.

[hippie_hunter]

Perhaps ASSHAT should consider forming a training program, a farm team, so to speak. There is quite a bit of potential that is going un-harvested.

Oh take me in as your apprentice oh great ones!

http://www.covers.com/images/emoticons/an_worship.gif

[PWN3R]

Perhaps ASSHAT should consider forming a training program, a farm team, so to speak. There is quite a bit of potential that is going un-harvested.


Training programs where we learn all the different ways to hate on Hal, all the different ways to hate on Hal in different languages, and then we could touch ourselves to Morrison pictures mayhaps?

[UK_Stu]

My whole goal in life is to be considered for ASSHAT status. One day. On that day, then my life will have meaning.

please tell me this is sarcasm...

[Darthphere]

Perhaps ASSHAT should consider forming a training program, a farm team, so to speak. There is quite a bit of potential that is going un-harvested.

We must speak with the elders.

[Mee]

Corp.

[sethcohen]

im already darths apprentice... my hate and anger hath fueled many a pwning

[hippy fascist]

do you get a diploma at the end of the apprenticeship and if so is it recognised by any official bodies?

[sethcohen]

its played pretty close to the vest what you get upon graduation to ASSHAT status... i suspect they brand you...

[hippy fascist]

who doesn't want to have property of darth and leaguer seared onto the flesh of their buttocks? :o

[sethcohen]

i think each member of ASSHAT has their own special brand... that way once the trainee has reached ASSHAT status you can tell who trained him...

[Anubis]

Mines gonna be a picture of me humping a baby seal.

[Assassin]

At the end of "training", they "Finish" on your back, what ever mark "it" leaves, the pattern is the tattoo'd on your ass

[Tropico]

This is the idea Assassin proposed from his experience when he was initiated in his HS "wrestling team" but it is no way, shape or form endorsed or even considered by ASSHAT.

[Anubis]

Our standards are much higher than that and don't' require unnecessary anal leakage.

[Assassin]

you guys are liers, thats why i wouldnt join, when Roger told me to pull down my pants I ran home. Ya'll a bunch of 'moes.

[Hush]

I would be honored to be accepted into the ASSHAT school of learning, if such a school comes into fruition.

[TheCorpulent1]

The ways of ASSHAT are learned on the streets, sucka.

[Spike_x1]

Their best hope is ASSDOO-RAG. Just like me. :csad::up:

[TheCorpulent1]

Yep. It's like the ASSHAT Cub Scouts.

[Doc Destruction]

ASSHAT members must also be arrogant. This is different from ego.

Ego = when you think your crap doesn't stink.

Arrogant = when you KNOW your crap doesn't stink.

[The Leaguer]

Then perhaps it would be more appropriate if we took someone on as our apprenti. Corp already seems to have Spike and I guess Phere has sethcohen.

[TheCorpulent1]

I just told Spike he could be an ASSDO-RAG to get him off my back, actually.

[The Leaguer]

And we're reminded why you're a member in the first place.

[Doc Destruction]

I should take on gildea just to piss him off.

[TheCorpulent1]

And we're reminded why you're a member in the first place.
Member and co-founder, friend.

And by "friend" I mean "dick."

[Darthphere]

Sethcohen is able and willing, but he must pass the trials first. He must pwn a mod.

[Harlekin]

Let's not give out ASSHAT membership too lightly, fellows.

[Darthphere]

Let's not give out ASSHAT membership too lightly, fellows.

Oh we're not, see what we do is let them think were allowing them in, and then pull the rug out from under them at the last minute, classic ASSHAT.

[Harlekin]

Oh we're not, see what we do is let them think were allowing them in, and then pull the rug out from under them at the last minute, classic ASSHAT.
So I should go out and get some newbie's hope up?

Awesome.

[Doc Destruction]

Don't advertise the ruse! Sheesh!

[TheCorpulent1]

Hopeful newbs will still flock to us, even if they know deep down they're gonna get screwed. We're that amazing.

[Spike_x1]

I just told Spike he could be an ASSDO-RAG to get him off my back, actually.You know you liked it.

[TheCorpulent1]

I never said otherwise, but there comes a time when enough is enough. :(

[Spike_x1]

Since when do you listen to the doctor's recommendations?

[TheCorpulent1]

I listen to Dr. Anal Discharge whenever he comes a-calling. :o

[Grizzly Mac&Cheese]

ASSHAT appretices lol

[sethcohen]

pwn a mod eh? i wonder how many points ill receive for that infraction once i do so...

[Tropico]

ASSHAT appretices lol

Spelling errors are funny?:confused::dry:

[sethcohen]

there's no room for spelling errors in ASSHAT! punctuation, maybe... but not spelling...

[Doc Destruction]

I listen to Dr. Anal Discharge whenever he comes a-calling. :o

I believe we got our doctorates at the same University.

I PWN U.

[Tropico]

This one goes out to corp. And Leag, too, if you haven't seen it.:D:up:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/DDude/Cassreturn.jpg

[Grizzly Mac&Cheese]

Spelling errors are funny?:confused::dry:

Whoops *shrug*

[TheCorpulent1]

This one goes out to corp. And Leag, too, if you haven't seen it.:D:up:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/DDude/Cassreturn.jpg
What, that Batgirl's still out of character? :confused:

[The Leaguer]

As if Johns could actually fix her.

[Assassin]

Why dont you invite Comicboy? atleast he likes what you do to your members.

[Tropico]

And Assassin continues to speak from experience.;):up:

[Darthphere]

Assassin is so homophobic, it makes me wonder if he's hiding something...

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, he's hiding his penis. From women. 'Cause he likes to have hot monkey sex with men. :o

[Assassin]

No, I have monkey sex with Monkeyz, frickin R-Tard.

[hippy fascist]

No, I have monkey sex with Monkeyz, frickin R-Tard.

male monkeys?

He has a picture of him getting a hug from the guy who play the flash :o

[Assassin]

I also have a picture of me getting a hug from kimberly the pink ranger when I was 9, whats your point?

[hippy fascist]

that you like the man love :confused:

[Assassin]

Um yea because no one has ever had a celebertys arm on their shoulder in a pic before huh?

Why would I attack asshat for the raping of their apprentices if I enjoy manlove? Get a life hippy.

[hippy fascist]

Um yea because no one has ever had a celebertys arm on their shoulder in a pic before huh?

Why would I attack asshat for the raping of their apprentices if I enjoy manlove? Get a life hippy.

feelings :yay:

[hippy fascist]

nothing more than feelings :yay:

[hippy fascist]

hoping to forget my :yay:

[hippy fascist]

feelings of hate :yay:

[hippy fascist]

SHAZAM!

http://www.kevinwolf.com/images/village-people.jpg

[Assassin]

wow, you're an idiot. Quit trying so hard to impress Roger and the gang, you know this internet stuff isnt real, and it doesnt matter what some one on a message board thinks of you right? I'm messing with them they mess back, what the **** do you have to do with it?

[The Leaguer]

Jesus, get a tissue, ass-ass.

[Assassin]

get a life ass-ass lover

[jaydawg]

Ah, pointless message board smack talk. Nothing like it at 1:30 in the morning.

[hippy fascist]

wow, you're an idiot. Quit trying so hard to impress Roger and the gang, you know this internet stuff isnt real, and it doesnt matter what some one on a message board thinks of you right?

If it doesn't matter why are you whining like a little ***** about my comments :o

I don't care what other people think of me. The reason I was mocking you was not to impress anyone but rather it's fun because this is obviously a major issue for you. Thing is, I like women, so if someone calls me gay I generally just laugh about it. Your reaction suggests suppressed guilt and/or that you are hiding something :heart:


I'm messing with them they mess back, what the **** do you have to do with it?

Nothing, but when I see a bullseye this big I just can't help but take aim ;)

[The Leaguer]

It's pretty ridiulcous how much Ass-ass loves the penis.

[Tropico]

Where does he want it? ass-ass-IN.

[Darthphere]

Oh snap!

[Assassin]

If it doesn't matter why are you whining like a little ***** about my comments :o

I don't care what other people think of me. The reason I was mocking you was not to impress anyone but rather it's fun because this is obviously a major issue for you. Thing is, I like women, so if someone calls me gay I generally just laugh about it. Your reaction suggests suppressed guilt and/or that you are hiding something :heart:




Nothing, but when I see a bullseye this big I just can't help but take aim ;)

Um..read the last page, leaguer, trop and roger made gay jokes towards me, i ignored all of them and went for you becuase you've been following me here and LSP and attacking me. So **** off.

[Doc Destruction]

Yeah, or else what? :p

Give up feelings for Lent, you'll enjoy things around here much better.

[hippy fascist]

Um..read the last page, leaguer, trop and roger made gay jokes towards me, i ignored all of them and went for you becuase you've been following me here and LSP and attacking me. So **** off.

i make two or three jokes and that's following and attacking you?

awwwww diddums

:heart:

[Darthphere]

Assassin can dish it out, but he can't take it. Similarly to he can catch, but he can't pitch.

[hippy fascist]

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l135/sketchy601/BabyScaredByTunnel.gif

[yenaled]

That's pretty ****ing evil. The baby turns into a skull half way through.

[Assassin]

Assassin can dish it out, but he can't take it. Similarly to he can catch, but he can't pitch.

Quit being an ass ass hater, you know very well what I mean, you're just mad that you ran out of zingers against me. :heart:

Hippy, I neve rmade a comment to you, you bash me here and on lsp for no reason, looks like I have a homo stalker. :csad:

[Tropico]

Hippy stalks homos?:confused:

[Assassin]

hippy is the homo, dumb dumb.

[hippy fascist]

damn! you discovered my secret :(

[Assassin]

I'm a homo too, a homosapien...wakka wakka wakka

:dry:
sorry

[hippy fascist]

http://sjwest03.googlepages.com/muppet.jpg

HAWT!

[Assassin]

are we getting along..

:(

[hippy fascist]

are we getting along..

:(

of course not you ****! :cmad:

[Assassin]

cool
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/GreenLantern2815/1csnonove8.gif

[hippy fascist]

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r154/hippy_fascist/smilies/wank2.gif

[TheCorpulent1]

His hand is a different green from his face. He must've been wacking it for a long, long time...

[Tropico]

Maybe it's Assassin's hand?:confused:

[Assassin]

I only wack off Tropicsexuals, not homo hippys, you know that trop.

[Tropico]

I don't knoooooow, you're all over the place in this thread I think you're a trysexual.

[Assassin]

sounds fun, what is it?

[sethcohen]

means youll try anything

[Tropico]

Yup.

[Assassin]

Anything that doesnt involve my assass or another penis

[Banshee]

Not really having anything to do with whats going on in here, but I was wondering if anyone could PM me to help me out with something. I'm not sure if I can get banned for talking about it here, but I'm trying to figure out how to download some stuff... I figured this is a community looking thread in the comics section so I know someone out there can help me out with torrents. Help would be appreciated.

[The Leaguer]

Anything that doesnt involve my assass or another penis

You're not fooling anyone.

[Tropico]

Wow, Banshee just made this thread look like we're a bunch of delinquents.:(

[Grizzly Mac&Cheese]

Anything that doesnt involve my assass or another penis

Interesting *rubs chin*

[The Leaguer]

Anyone catch that "Clor" reference in Catwoman this week?

[Assassin]

ppl read catwoman?

[Assassin]

You're not fooling anyone.

you're the exception big man :heart:

:dry: :csad:

[The Leaguer]

ppl read catwoman?

It's been pretty good One Year Later.

[PWN3R]

I forgot how awesome this thread is.

[Tropico]

Yeah, bring it back so the n00bs know who theys gotsa respect-ah!

[The Leaguer]

ASSHAT's where it's at. Reckanize.

[Darthphere]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9013/votedarthns9.jpg

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=272918

Do it!

[Tropico]

Is that an egg?

[Darthphere]

Mr. Potatohead or whatever.

[Tropico]

Ah, I thought you had suddenly become the Asshat's Egg Fu.

[The Leaguer]

Did anyone read the latest Shadowpact? Zauriel was written like such a tool. Other than him Hal Jordan-ing Blue Devil, he followed everyone else around like a damn puppy. Why can't any writer actually read the first few years of his existence and figure out how to write him properly?

[Spike_x1]

Welcome to the world I experience constantly nowadays with Superman rogues. :csad::down

[The Leaguer]

This is more important.

[Eros]

Did anyone read the latest Shadowpact? Zauriel was written like such a tool. Other than him Hal Jordan-ing Blue Devil, he followed everyone else around like a damn puppy. Why can't any writer actually read the first few years of his existence and figure out how to write him properly?

Thier is no way to write him properly, he ends up sucking everytime, hence why hes a c-lister.

[The Leaguer]

Thier is no way to write him properly, he ends up sucking everytime, hence why hes a c-lister.

Next time start your sentence with a word that's spelled correctly and maybe I'll pretend what you have to say is worth my time.

[Spike_x1]

This is more important.There, there. It'll be alright. :csad: :heart:

[The Leaguer]

Not until Willingham wises the f*** up.

[Eros]

Next time start your sentence with a word that's spelled correctly and maybe I'll pretend what you have to say is worth my time.

He.... sucks..... badly....and.....will....always...suck.:yay:

[The Leaguer]

Sorry, I decided not to pretend what you have to say is worth my time.

[Eros]

Sorry, I decided not to pretend what you have to say is worth my time.


No problem, just makeing sure I put out how much angel boy sucks.:yay:

[The Leaguer]

I tried to pretend that time, but I made it to "makeing" and gave up.

[Eros]

I tried to pretend that time, but I made it to "makeing" and gave up.

I thought you stopped pretending 2 posts ago?:huh:

[The Leaguer]

I tried to pretend that time

Apparently your reading comprehension is as bad as your spelling.

[Eros]

Apparently your reading comprehension is as bad as your spelling.


"Sorry, I decided not to pretend what you have to say is worth my time."

thats what you said man, I hope your not off the wagon again.

[The Leaguer]

"You're."

[Eros]

"You're."

You're what? :huh:

[The Leaguer]

A better speller than you are.

[shapeshifter]

leaguer your still around? i have not seen you name around much.

[Eros]

A better speller than you are.


You're also a necrophiliac if I remember correctly dude.:yay:

[The Leaguer]

Okay. :confused:

[shapeshifter]

You're also a necrophiliac if I remember correctly dude.:yay:

how did we go from spelling to necrophelia?

[Eros]

how did we go from spelling to necrophelia?


Oh I just remembered how Leaguer went on on about he he likes have sex with dead people awhile back. Its one of those things you hear, and it always sticks in your head, I guess it came out just now.

[shapeshifter]

huh. i'm going over there now

[The Leaguer]

Oh I just remembered how Leaguer went on on about he he likes have sex with dead people awhile back. Its one of those things you hear, and it always sticks in your head, I guess it came out just now.

At least I have the guts to do it and not just sit around thinking about other people doing it.

[Eros]

At least I have the guts to do it and not just sit around thinking about other people doing it.


good for you man, make sure you put the bodies back in their graves after you "finish up"....you wild animal you.:word:

[Mee]

Happy Birthday Leaguer. :heart:

Your Frank Miller signed copies of All Star Batman 1-5 are in the mail. :up:

[The Leaguer]

Why thank you, it's exactly what I wanted.

[yenaled]

Sinestro Corps coming out on your birthday?

That's just horrible. :(

[TheCorpulent1]

Or kismet. Leaguer will become the world's biggest Hal Jordan fan after reading the Sinestro Corps Special. Mark my words.

[The Leaguer]

It came out the day after.

F*** Hal.

[The Leaguer]

Just a reminder, in case anyone hasn't seen this (http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=119919), make sure you go in and vote for the Morrison-era League (Connor Hawke, Zauriel, Aztek and Prometheus).

I think we can all agree that we need those toys.

[TheCorpulent1]

I'd love a Connor Hawke toy.

Edit: Voted. They're winning by a pretty good margin. :up:

[The Leaguer]

They'd probably be the first toys in a long time I had any interest in buying.

And yes they are, the competition never had a chance.

[TheCorpulent1]

But who could resist a Geo-Force toy?

[The Leaguer]

Me. I could.

[TheCorpulent1]

Heartless bastard. He's the king of Markovia. The KING! Of! MARKOVIA!

[Darthphere]

Markovia is like the Luxembourg of the DCU.

[TheCorpulent1]

So what does that make the DCU's Luxembourg?

[Darthphere]

So what does that make the DCU's Luxembourg?

Meaningless.

[TheCorpulent1]

Ouch. :(

[Darthphere]

It's the same in the real world too. So they shouldn't feel bad.

[TheCorpulent1]

But Wikipedia says it lies on the cultural divide between Romance Europe and Germanic Europe, which makes them trilingual and stuff. That's gotta be kind of important.

[Darthphere]

But Wikipedia says it lies on the cultural divide between Romance Europe and Germanic Europe, which makes them trilingual and stuff. That's gotta be kind of important.

Not really. I mean it's the tail end of the word "BeNeLux.":csad:

[TheCorpulent1]

That's true. No one really cares about Belgium or the Netherlands, either, which means coming in last even to them is particularly sad. :o

[Darthphere]

That's true. No one really cares about Belgium or the Netherlands, either, which means coming in last even to them is particularly sad. :o

Bingo.

[TheCorpulent1]

Why does Luxembourg even exist?

[Darthphere]

To remind us why we're better.

[TheCorpulent1]

Of course.

[Harlekin]

That's true. No one really cares about Belgium or the Netherlands, either, which means coming in last even to them is particularly sad. :o
I hate you.

[Darthphere]

Oh snaps!

[TheCorpulent1]

I hate you.
You should really move to a better country, man. Like Belgium. :)

[Anubis]

I never cared for their waffles.

[sethcohen]

but thats all they have going for them

[TheCorpulent1]

All waffles are okay by me.

[hippy fascist]

bump

[BrianWilly]

Why, in God's name?

[hippy fascist]

it made sense at the time :huh:

[The Leaguer]

This is exactly what the Hype needed.

[Darthphere]

Yay!

[Spike_x1]

I need a tissue.

[Darthphere]

It's ok. We're here.

[The Leaguer]

And we will never die.

[hippy fascist]

this thread reeks of win :up:

[WompuM]

reeks of something.

[Mee]

I sniff this thread to get high.

[Kitsune]

You should really move to a better country, man. Like Belgium. :)

Belgium is my safety word.

[Spike_x1]

If I could get this thread in pill form, my poop would surely smell ever so sweet.

[Darthphere]

I just read this whole thread, amazing.