Inappropriate Songs to "Get Freaky" To

[Lighthouse]

Some of my buddies at work somehow got into a conversation about songs people listen to during sex(Barry White Marvin Gaye etc, etc..), and then we thought about songs that would be really unusual. Nothing disturbing or anything like Nirvana's "Rape Me" but ones that are laugh out loud ludicrous. Here's a list we came up with

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat theme
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
John Williams - Imperial March
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Devo - Whip It (we debated this one for awhile)

I was wondering what anyone else could think of.

[Manic]

"Self Destruction" by the Stop The Violence All-Stars (KRS-1, Stetsasonic, Kool Moe Dee, MC Lyte, Just-Ice, Doug E. Fresh, Heavy D, Public Enemy)

"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" by Jermaine Stewart

"Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles

[Killgore]

Dragonforce - Through The Fire And Flames
Rage Against the Machine - Guerrilla Radio
Metallica - Master of Puppets

[Tangled Web]

Creep - Radiohead

[Killgore]

Creep - Radiohead

Good one. Exit Song and Fake Plastic Trees are good ones though.

[ComicChick]

ymca- village people

^^^definite mood killer

[blind_fury]

Rape Me - Nirvana

[Lighthouse]

I can actually see someone getting off to Creep.

[Killgore]

Blister in the Sun - Violent Femms
Anything by They Might Be Giants

[Crooklyn]

Haha, one of my favorite skits actually discusses this. You should all see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuw0SEHCkfs

Hilarity. :up:

[CConn]

Porno and Snuff Films - The Lawrence Arms

[Lighthouse]

"Three is Company" theme song.

[Maxwell Smart]

Frank Zappa - Peaches En Regalia
Elton John - Bennie and the Jets
Dr. Hook - Cover of the Rolling Stone
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River
Black Sabbath - War Pigs
America - A Horse With No Name
Allman Brothers Band - In Memory Of Elizabeth Reed
Kenny Rogers & The First Edition - Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In
The Turtles - So Happy Together
Will Ferrell - Afternoon Delight

Sufficiently strange, I hope. :up:

[Lighthouse]

System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song.

Actually, pretty much any System of a Down song.

EDIT: Sorry, I mentioned this before I saw the Pablo Fransisco clip.

[Kritish]

Dirty Woman - Black Sabbath

[Manic]

"We Are the Champions" by Queen

[Tangled Web]

I don't know why you didn't come - Alisha Keyes
Closer - Nine Inch Nails (actually, on second thought...)
Smack my ***** up - Prodigy

[blind_fury]

everybody hurts - REM

[Kritish]

everybody hurts - REM

Everytime that blind_fury posts I think of "Dirty Woman" because it's a song about hookers.

[Lighthouse]

Anything by the Spice Girls.

[Danger Mouse]

Amazing Grace

[Lighthouse]

"We Are the Champions" by Queen

I think Bohemian Rhapsody would be funnier.

Amazing Grace

We actually talked about this one at work. Jingle Bells and Bing Crosby Christmas songs were also brought up.

[SoulManX]

Our House-Maddness

Nikki- Prince

Dr. Feelgood- Motley Crue

She Believes In Me- Kenny Rogers

Turning Japanese- The Vapors

Pump up the jam- Technotronic

[Maxwell Smart]

Pablo Francisco is the man. :D

My old sig was a quote from him: "One Star Wars fan, one jar of vaseline, coming this summer...but not with a woman"

[ComicChick]

we are family- sister sledge :dry:

[CConn]

System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song.

Actually, pretty much any System of a Down song.

EDIT: Sorry, I mentioned this before I saw the Pablo Fransisco clip.
Cigaro would work pretty well for John Holmes.

[blind_fury]

if God was one of us - Joan Osbourne

[Lighthouse]

Monty Python - The Camelot Song

[Danger Mouse]

Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe

[Lighthouse]

Smashmouth - All Star

[Danger Mouse]

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

[Manic]

Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
Winner.

[Lighthouse]

Winner.

Agreed. Thats a tough one to beat. Maybe one of his polka songs.

[Tobiaswins]

Mighty mouse theme song???:dry:

But serously, FAT LIP "sum 41",

I can't see getting down to that one.

[blind_fury]

Agreed. Thats a tough one to beat. Maybe one of his polka songs.


what about Amish Paradise?

[blind_fury]

We Shall Overcome?

[Lighthouse]

what about Amish Paradise?

Thats a good one, but its got a hip hop beat in it so its a little more do-able than "Fat".

[The Joker]

anything by GG Allin
Last Caress by Misfits (on second though, anything by them, especially Saturday Night as well)
I Ran (So Far Away)- A Flock Of Seagulls
My Way- Frank Sinatra
Bodies- The Sex Pistols
Bodies- Drowning Pool

[Bi-Polar Bear]

Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head- Gorillaz

I don't know about you, but Dennis Hopper's voice doesn't exactly get me in the mood.:dry:

[Lighthouse]

Guitar vs. Banjo song from Deliverance.

[Hades]

why does it hurt when I pee

[Lighthouse]

Rammstein - Du Hast

[The Joker]

Rammstein - Du Hast

this is even better if it's the english version :o

[Lighthouse]

this is even better if it's the english version :o

Really? I actually think going at it in the German version would be funnier.

[Lighthouse]

Here's one thats inappropriate, yet somehow seems perfect for sex.

Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra

[The Joker]

Really? I actually think going at it in the German version would be funnier.

I think it depends on whether you know what the lyrics mean in german or not...f**king a chick while a guy with a thick german accent yells "You hate me!" over and over again seems too perfect...

[ComicChick]

dancing queen- abba

well, pretty much any abba song

[Manic]

dancing queen- abba

well, pretty much any abba song
Especially "Fernando", but only if your name isn't Fernando.

[Lighthouse]

Olivia Newton John - Xanadu

[Spider-Who?]

I cant believe no one has mentioned "A Lap Dance is so Much Better (when the stripper is crying) by Bloodhound Gang.

That and, "Your P*ssy Is Glued To A Building On Fire" by John Frusciante.

And "Yummy Down On This" by BHG as well.

[Danger Mouse]

Lonely Goatherd - Sound of Music Soundtrack

[Master Chief]

Closer - Nine Inch Nails (actually, on second thought...)
Smack my ***** up - Prodigy

Dood.

Those are awesome to get freaky to.

I'd say "Artifact" by DJ Shadow but that is awesome to get freaky to as well.

Mayhaps... uh.

"How to disappear completely" by Radiohead.

lol.

[Manic]

Lonely Goatherd - Sound of Music Soundtrack
Ironically, "Do Re Mi" makes for an excellent climax. :woot:

[Danger Mouse]

Ironically, "Do Re Mi" makes for an excellent climax. :woot:

:up:

[ComicChick]

Ironically, "Do Re Mi" makes for an excellent climax. :woot:

you beat me to it, except i was gonna say "My Favorite Things"

[WompuM]

Hearts on Fire- Survivor

[The Joker]

TLC- Scrubs

[ScottyBBadd]

The Theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

[Danger Mouse]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

[Lighthouse]

Cramps - Surfin' Bird

[Bi-Polar Bear]

The theme from Jaws.
The theme from Sesame Street.
I'm all bloody inside- Liam Lynch.

[Spider-Who?]

"Alice's Restaurant"

[Lighthouse]

The theme from Jaws.
The theme from Sesame Street.
I'm all bloody inside- Liam Lynch.

Theres a lot of different TV and movie themes that would be great.

Theme from the A-Team
Theme from He-Man & and the Masters of the Universe
Theme from Transformers
Theme from Thundercats
Theme from M.A.S.H.
It could go on forever.

[Bi-Polar Bear]

Theres a lot of different TV and movie themes that would be great.

Theme from the A-Team
Theme from He-Man & and the Masters of the Universe
Theme from Transformers
Theme from Thundercats
Theme from M.A.S.H.
It could go on forever.

Imagine trying to perform, then the theme from the Addams Family plays out of no where.

(If you're a Sandman fan you'll get it.):csad: :wow: :o

[fu manchu]

Any song sung by this guy:


http://www.williamhung.net/photos/CDCovers/9.jpg

[Bi-Polar Bear]

Any song sung by this guy:


http://www.williamhung.net/photos/CDCovers/9.jpg

Might as well put your boner in a guillotine.

[Lighthouse]

Any song sung by this guy:


http://www.williamhung.net/photos/CDCovers/9.jpg

I kinda want to try with William Hung just for pure morbid curiosity to see if it can be done.

[Fanticon]

I always liked Electric Relaxation by A Tribe Called Quest.

[Kyalesyin]

Placebo- Pure morning

Funny story- my wife and I [long before we got married or had even started dating] had managed to snag a weekend alone together. We were just sitting, talking, and we got onto the subject of sex. As I said something along the lines of 'It'd be really weird to sleep with you. You're my best friend' that damn song started playing. She had an athsma attack laughing. A few weeks later we started dating.

[Memphis Slim]

Some of my buddies at work somehow got into a conversation about songs people listen to during sex(Barry White Marvin Gaye etc, etc..), and then we thought about songs that would be really unusual. Nothing disturbing or anything like Nirvana's "Rape Me" but ones that are laugh out loud ludicrous. Here's a list we came up with

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat theme
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
John Williams - Imperial March
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Devo - Whip It (we debated this one for awhile)

I was wondering what anyone else could think of.



Star Spangled Banner
The Munsters theme song

[AssMan]

"Who let the dogs out"

[Colossal Spoons]

Smack my ***** up - Prodigy

That would be awesome

[Mal'Akai]

Any songs your child listens to on a regular basis.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

[JStorm]

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out

Technically...

[Mr Sparkle]

kinky...:dry:

[Fledermaus]

Amazing Grace

[Ben Urich]

Closer - Nine Inch Nails (actually, on second thought...)


I thought this thread was about songs not to get freaky to. :huh::o

[Immortalfire]

"Who Were You Thinking Of", Texas Tornados

Who were you thinking of
When we were making love
Last night?

Was it a good looking stranger
Or a close friend of mine?

You didn't want to quit
When we were into it
Last night

Who were you thinking of
When we were loving last night?

Who were you thinking of
When I was making love
To you?

Put a smile on your face
I hadn't seen for a while

You got more out of it
Than I put into it
Last night

Who were you thinking of
When we were loving last night?

Who were you thinking of
When we were making love
Last night?

Was it a good looking stranger
Or a close friend of mine?

You didn't want to quit
When we were into it
Last night

So who were you thinking of
When we were loving last night?

[AndThePickles]

Smack my ***** up - Prodigy

That would actually be really awesome, I love that song haha.

[C.F. Kane]

**** the Police
Our God is an Awesome God
The Brandenburg Concertos
Octopus' Garden
Anything Weird Al Yankovic
John Phillip Sousa (although it might be fun to try)

[Batman2k7]

Weird Al Yankovic, white & nerdy

just kiddin

how about
no i cant think of anything

[Mayor_McCheese]

You raise me up

[fangrl06]

The Hamster dance:csad:

[Captain_Death]

The SpongeBob theme.

[Speedball]

The Power Rangers Theme song :ninja:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Amazing Grace
LOL, no way. Romantic.

[Mal'Akai]

Die, Die, My Darling

This might give her the wrong idea about you.

[Mal'Akai]

The Power Rangers Theme song :ninja:
But what if the people getting freaky are huge Power Rangers geeks??

[Tangled Web]

I thought this thread was about songs not to get freaky to. :huh::o

Hence the "on second thought"

Serioulsy:
The Superman theme
the Star Wars theme
actually, pretty much all sci-fi/comic theme music wouldn't be appropriate.

[Fran]

Cowboys From Hell - Pantera.

[The Chairman]

Let It Be - The Beatles
Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles
The Star Spagled Banner - Traditional
Every Breath You Take - The Police
Let's Get Drunk And Screw - Jimmy Buffett
My Sweet Lord - George Harrison
Love Bites - Def Leppard
Helter Skelter - The Beatles
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Candle In The Wind - Elton John

[Tangled Web]

Let It Be - The Beatle**** The Road Jack - Ray Charles
The Star Spagled Banner - Traditional
Every Breath You Take - The Police
Let's Get Drunk And Screw - Jimmy Buffett
My Sweet Lord - George Harrison
Love Bites - Def Leppard
Helter Skelter - The Beatles
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Candle In The Wind - Elton John

That song is beautiful. It might go well with like tender sex.

[The Chairman]

Edit

[The Chairman]

That song is beautiful. It might go well with like tender sex.

Yeah, I guess. Frank Vincet had a book in which he listed The Top 5 Worst Love Making Songs. It was awesome.

[Lighthouse]

Aqua - Barbie Girl

[ComicChick]

i hate everything about you- three days grace

[WorthyStevens]

Old MacDonald Had a Farm

[Clouseau]

'Sweet Transvestite' or 'The Time-Warp' - from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
'Jailhouse Rock' or 'Hound Dog' - Elvis Presley
the theme song from The Smurfs
'Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth' - Ray Stevens (come to think of it, just about any Ray Stevens song except 'Everything Is Beautiful)

[Orko Is King]

Any GG Allin song.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins performed by Leonard Nimoy

[Mal'Akai]

Hence the "on second thought"

Serioulsy:
The Superman theme
the Star Wars theme
actually, pretty much all sci-fi/comic theme music wouldn't be appropriate.
But then how will the Star Wars geeks reproduce??

Believe it or not, they do from time-to-time. I even met a couple who named their son Aniken.

[Kyalesyin]

i hate everything about you- three days grace

Actually that depends... you can hate some people, but somehow find them really sexy. I had that problem with a girl a while back. Hated her guts. Somehow, wanted to **** her anyway.

[C.F. Kane]

Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka
-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah
-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka
-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah
-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka
-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah
-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah...

[Immortalfire]

The Hamster dance:csad: http://www.webhamster.com/

"You're make me so hot, 'fire."


:whatever: :woot:

[ScottyBBadd]

Love Bites - Def Leppard

I have "goten it on" to this song.

[JustABill]

Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka
-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah
-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka
-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah
-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka
-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah
-Oogah-chaka-oogah-oogah...
Actuallllyyyyy......

I can't stop this feeling deep inside of me could be really kinky to hear right on the edge of climax.

Then again that just might be one of my weird bizzare Bill moments coming out.

[Fried Gold]

Nothing disturbing or anything like Nirvana's "Rape Me" but ones that are laugh out loud ludicrous. Here's a list we came up with

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat theme
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
John Williams - Imperial March
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Devo - Whip It (we debated this one for awhile)Ironically, Rape Me by Nirvana is the only 'inappropriate' song you've mentioned.

[JustABill]

So you are telling me you want to hear ''MORTAL KOMBAT!" just as your beginning intercourse with a woman?

That just cracks me up. :D

[Asteroid-Man]

The Pokemon theme!!! :D

[heypapajinx]

i'm giong to go ahead and say that i would be pretty insulted if someone put Little Red Corvette by Prince on while doing me or right after doing me.
don't get me wrong, i LOVE the song, but it would mean that he basically thought i was a whore.:o

[Fried Gold]

So you are telling me you want to hear ''MORTAL KOMBAT!" just as your beginning intercourse with a woman?

That just cracks me up. :DNo, but I'm usually concentrating on y'know, having a nice time and not on what happens to be playing on the radio. If something funny starts playing, we'll just laugh it off, and not stare at each other going "OH MY!!11 HOW INAPPROPRIATE!!11!!"

[JustABill]

I'm sorry no matter how hard I'm concentrating I would not be able to keep a straight face or my concentration if that song or Darth Vader's Imperial March came on, dude.

It'd be like total mood killer.

[heypapajinx]

if someone put the Mortal Kombat theme music on while we were getting down i would totally love it... til the part when the announcer guy starts saying talking... just look at these lyrics!
they're hilarious!!!
Test your might, Test your might,
Test your might, Test your might.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(Excellent)
EXCELLENT!
Kano, Liu Kang, Rayden, Johnny Cage,
Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
Kano, Liu Kang, Rayden, Johnny Cage,
Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
(Excellent)
FIGHT!
Test your might, Test your might.
Kano, Liu Kang, Rayden, Johnny Cage,
Scorpiom Sub-Zero, Sonya.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
FIGHT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
then i would probably fall off the kitchen table laughing

[jimmy]

then i would probably fall off the kitchen table laughing

That means you'd want to do it on the table, first.

That's kinky.

[JustABill]

if someone put the Mortal Kombat theme music on while we were getting down i would totally love it... til the part when the announcer guy starts saying talking... just look at these lyrics!
they're hilarious!!!

then i would probably fall off the kitchen table laughing
It's also the way he shouts Mortal Kombat. It's just this...god...I couldn't imagine sex to that. I just crack up thinking about it is all I know.

[Fried Gold]

That means you'd want to do it on the table, first.

That's kinky.To the sexually repressed.

[heypapajinx]

That means you'd want to do it on the table, first.

That's kinky.
i bet you've never wanted to be kitchen table so bad in your LIFE!:oldrazz:
It's also the way he shouts Mortal Kombat. It's just this...god...I couldn't imagine sex to that. I just crack up thinking about it is all I know.
i KNOW!!! i would be laughing so hard i would probably pee. and then he would think i was into that sort of thing and tell all his friends and i would be so shamed as being known as "golden showers" that we would have to stop dating immediately and i would have to avert my gaze whenever i akwardly run into one of his friends at the grocery store.
To the sexually repressed.
:up:

[JustABill]

Golden showers. :dry:

[jimmy]

i bet you've never wanted to be kitchen table so bad in your LIFE!:oldrazz:


I guess the same goes for you now. :oldrazz:

[heypapajinx]

Golden showers. :dry:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2974618597110753995
:cwink:

[jimmy]

"R. Kelly's Doo-Doo butter" LAWL.

[C.F. Kane]

God forbid I ever meet someone that would get aroused by that song.

[Clouseau]

The Ballad of Jed Clampet

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Some of my buddies at work somehow got into a conversation about songs people listen to during sex(Barry White Marvin Gaye etc, etc..), and then we thought about songs that would be really unusual. Nothing disturbing or anything like Nirvana's "Rape Me" but ones that are laugh out loud ludicrous. Here's a list we came up with

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat theme
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
John Williams - Imperial March
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Devo - Whip It (we debated this one for awhile)

I was wondering what anyone else could think of.

I did nothing but laugh at this post ...MOrtal Kombat? Mr Roboto? WHip It? I'm trying those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

hmm... I can't think of any others

[redmarvel]

Amazing Grace

Wouldn't ANY religous song qualify? Can you imagine doing it to:

"All Things Bright and Beautiful"
"Jesus Loves the Little Children"
"It's a Small World After All"
"He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" :oldrazz: (well, okay, maybe)
"Running Over, Running Over, My Cup is Full and Running Over"
"Micheal Row the Boat Ashore"

[Sensi]

"Itsy Bitsy Spider"

[redmarvel]

Almost any children's song:

"London Bridge is Falling Down"
"I Love You, You Love Me" (Barney's Theme)
"Ring around the Rosie"
"Down by the Bay"

etc.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

The Might Morphin' Power Rangers theme song
The Rocky theme
Any of the Lord of the Rings songs (Enya, Annie Lennox, etc)
The Super Mario theme playing in the background in midi

[Clouseau]

The Rocky theme
no way! that'd be a great one to use! :woot:

now the Rocky and Bullwinkle theme, that would be the weird one!

[Tyrinus]

Weird Al - One More Minute

Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (aahh..)

So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex (oohh..)
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you (dippity dippity doo)

That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yah)
Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

[Clouseau]

Wouldn't ANY religous song qualify? Can you imagine doing it to:

"All Things Bright and Beautiful"
"Jesus Loves the Little Children"
"It's a Small World After All"
"He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" :oldrazz: (well, okay, maybe)
"Running Over, Running Over, My Cup is Full and Running Over"
"Micheal Row the Boat Ashore"
It's a Small World After All is a religious song???

[Addendum]

Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty of Infidelity by Type O Negative

[ScottyBBadd]

The Theme form Hawaii Five-O. Cool; theme though.

[redmarvel]

Manic Depression by Jimi Hendrix

[redmarvel]

It's a Small World After All is a religious song???

Some churches like to play it for little kids to show how you're supposed to love you neighbour and that we're really all the same.

[mrvlknight21]

What about the Sopranos theme song?

[The Chairman]

How Could This Happen To Me - Simple Plan.

The idea of emo sex scares me.

[WrestlingRocks]

Any Christmas song.
Any Weird Al song.
Any Gospel and/or Religious song.
Lose It by Eminem
Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division

BTW, hello everyone :yay:

[redmarvel]

Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

The Star Wars Theme
Harry Potter Theme
Jaws Theme
He's a Pirate - Hans Zimmer
Set Me Free - Velvet Revolver
That crappy song eith that crappy video with the crappy hairstyles and the crappy acting

[Lighthouse]

I had this conversation with a friend of mine again today, so I thought I'd bump this thread. Any new ones?

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

If God Was One Of Us...?

And for the holiday spirit, it's inappropriate to get freaky to...

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" by Fred Astaire

[Lighthouse]

Europe - The Final Countdown.....though I'm sure Gob Bluth would do it, and has done it many times.

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Europe - The Final Countdown.....though I'm sure Gob Bluth would do it, and has done it many times.

:oldrazz: :up:

[knowsbleed]

Snoop Dogg - It Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)

[Lighthouse]

Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain

[K.B.]

The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

[Ace of Knaves]

The LazyTown theme.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme

Why so Serious

The Bart man

[Bunker]

Requiem for a Dream.

Epic secks.

[KenK]

"Can I Smell Yo Dick"

[Knightsaber Priss]

Anything by Katy Perry?

[knowsbleed]

"Can I Smell Yo Dick"

Stop asking me that! :csad:

[Anti-Moderator]

The happy birthday song....















....when you add "dear grandma" to it.

[Spidey Rules 2]

Yes, Happy Birthday would be one, so would the National Anthem and "I love you" by Barney.

[Troy_Parker]

"Can I Smell Yo Dick"

I'm not gonna lie, i guffawed and "teehee'd" like a little girl, :csad:

[rizzo51]

i don't know about music, but once the tv was on and it happened to be an eppisode of Law and Order SVU.

[Asteroid-Man]

Macoraina, Soulja Boii, YMCA, Who let the dogs out and any other annoying and overplayed song.

[ShadowBoxing]

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat theme

I want to listen to this so bad during sex.

[ShadowBoxing]

"Let me clear my throat" - DJ Kool

[Majic Walrus]

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

[jaguarr]

"I Wish You'd Die" by Betty Blowtorch would make for a pretty awkward moment of coitus.

jag

[knowsbleed]

"I Wish You'd Die" by Betty Blowtorch would make for a pretty awkward moment of coitus.

jag

Says you[/gettingreadytocoitus]

[rizzo51]

that song "fish heads" might be kinda awkward for that as well

[jaguarr]

that song "fish heads" might be kinda awkward for that as well

No, that one's kind of hawt! :o

jag

[The Chairman]

Ol' Man River
The Brady Bunch Theme
Behind Blue Eyes - The Who

[Golgo-13]

"I'm too sexy for my shirt" Right said Fred.

[Carcharodon]

"If You're Happy and You Know It"

[Lighthouse]

I want to listen to this so bad during sex.

Whats funny is that is pretty much what started the original conversation I had with friends at work. After discussing the most common ones, we thought what could be the absolute worst, and the Mortal Kombat theme was, and still is, the best one we can think of(although Rock Me Amadeus was a close second, followed by the Final Countdown).

Someone should try it, and tell everyone how it went....with details.

[Doomed Hero Rising]

anything by Raffy

[BlackLantern]

Christmas music...any christmas music

[Immortalfire]

"If You're Happy and You Know It"

LoL

[Sawyer]

"oh baby you,
You got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend,
oh baby you, you got what I need but you say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend"

Just the thought of hearing Biz Markie's retarded sounding voice in my head is enough to turn me off.

Also, "Father Figure" by George Michael. It's just so inappropriate.

[Sawyer]

Anything by Katy Perry?

I dunno... I think I could get off to "I kissed a girl". :dry:

[BlackLantern]

the soundtrack to Rocky Horror

[Spider-Who?]

"If You're Into It" by Flight of the Conchords.

Its a first a sweet and goofy song about a newly joined couple....but then the man starts asking if it'd be cool if her male roommate joined them....with food...

[rabidweasl]

the soundtrack to Rocky Horror


No, I could definitely imagine someone getting freaky to some of the songs on there.

[BlackLantern]

and those are the type of people that should not be having sex, for fear of procreation

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

the lumberjack song

[The Chairman]

"We Are The World."

[Darkness Falls]

Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

[AxlsAppetite]

The Monster Mash, Main Action TDK Song

[darkseid26]

Tequila - the champs

[Go Web Go!]

Tarzan Boy - Baltimora
Dur Dur D'etre Bebe! - Jordy
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

[The Professor]

Radiohead's "Fitter Happier"

Thom Yorke gave a funny interview where he went on a tangent freaking out about people talking about banging to "Paranoid Android."

[BlackLantern]

Tarzan Boy - Baltimora
Dur Dur D'etre Bebe! - Jordy
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

if you're doing it to that song, you better be doing some crazy, crazy ****

[Hobgoblin]

Smack My ***** Up, Prodigy

[Darknightnomis]

'It's a small world after all' _ The Disney Company

[BlackLantern]

Any song by Tiny Tim (the guy with the ukelele)

[Darknightnomis]

He ain't Heavy...He's my BROTHER - the Hollies

[Johann Krauss]

Eminem - cleanin out the closet

[Lighthouse]

I'm happy to see this thread alive and well. :up:

[Knightsaber Priss]

Would anyone consider the Techno Hamster Dance an inappropriate song to get freaky to?

[KenK]

Would anyone consider the Techno Hamster Dance an inappropriate song to get freaky to?

Hilariously so!!! :woot:

[Captain_BluTac]

I had a guy over once, I had a gnarls Barkley CD playing in the background and everything was going great (really great) until a song called necrophillia came one... we both pretended we couldn't hear it and carried on, but in my head all I could think was "next song, next song!".

[MaskedManJRK]

This reminds me of a comic from xkcd:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/important_life_lesson.png

Nikki- Prince

I can argue that one. :o

The LazyTown theme.

Unless, of course, you're talking about the remix:

(language = probably NSFW. Don't say I didn't warn ya.)

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the soundtrack to Rocky Horror

Depends on a few things. You can if you're either:

A) A theater geek
B) A cross-dresser
C) A cross-dressing theater geek

[BlackLantern]

'Rocky Horror' should just go away

[MaskedManJRK]

'Rocky Horror' should just go away

I haven't seen it yet, but from what I've seen, it's just a fun, slightly-crappy movie with a cult following where they make fun of it's crappyness. The theater showings for it sound fun. :woot:

[greenrage36]

Sussudio by Phil Collins. Thanks to American Psycho, if I heard that while gettin' busy I'd be expecting an axe or power-drill to be showing up in no time flat! Ouch!:wow:

[greenrage36]

'Rocky Horror' should just go away

Maybe they should just take the 'time warp' and get on outta dodge!

Ba Dump Crash! :woot:
:bh:

[Zephyr Alexian]

The theme song for the X-men Saturday morning cartoon, John Williams Superman theme, and Simon and Garfunkel's 'Sounds of Silence'.

[Darkness Falls]

i don't know zephyr.... the x-men theme is pretty badass :)

[Jake Cassidy]

'Cry Little Sister' - Charlie Sexton

'Daddy, Brother, Lover, Little Boy' - Mr. Big

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

The Little Drummer Boy?

"Come, they told me"

BUNG!

[Max J Power]

Saw this on FMyLife once.:

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML