So I told a girl I was bi to see her reaction

[Tangled Web]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

[Fried Gold]

Are you bi?

[Dew k. Mosi]

And if so, can we see pictures?


(Well,someone was going to say it! :mad:)

[Tangled Web]

No I'm not bi.

Pictures of what? :confused:

[Bi-Polar Bear]

Maybe she she thinks bisexuals are just kidding themselves.:o

[Assassin]

This thread is so gay, i mean bi :rolleyes:

[Fried Gold]

No I'm not bi.Then aren't you a bit of a cock for lying to her?

[imdaly]

She probably thought you were making fun of her...y'know...cause she's bi.

[jaydawg]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

Why the hell did you say that to begin with?

[Tangled Web]

Then aren't you a bit of a cock for lying to her?
Ah well, I'm just gauging reaction.

She probably thought you were making fun of her...y'know...cause she's bi.
I don't think she's bi but that would be interesting to say the least.

[Bi-Polar Bear]

I once told a girl I was vegan. She said I that was so gay. Then she hung up:cmad:

I was that close in to getting into her pants.:csad:

[Fried Gold]

I once told a girl I was vegan. She said I that was so gay.She would be correct.

[Kira]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

:up:

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2298/whiteninjaqw8.gif

[Bi-Polar Bear]

She would be correct.

but you can't eat raw veggies without the butt sex...

then it just wouldn't be the same:csad:

[jimmy]

You and your crazy adventures, Tangled Web.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

What a Tangled Web we weve when we practice to decive.

[JustABill]

Quit obviously she was a) either homophobic or b) homophobic.

No other option here.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

How can some one be homophobic? that would mean that they had a fear or gays. But i have never seen anyone that afarid of something just go out looking for that thing and kick its ass.

[jimmy]

She was just annoyed.

I mean, I think you'd be annoyed if you had Tangled Web hitting you up on your phone, going on and on about how he digs the chode.

[Bi-Polar Bear]

How can some one be homophobic? that would mean that they had a fear or gays. But i have never seen anyone that afarid of something just go out looking for that thing and kick its ass.

Many people react aggressively toward things they fear and don't understand. It's human nature.

[The Amazing Lee]

YoU GREEDY F**KER! :cmad:

[Kevin]

I told a girl I was Bi once... she didn't believe me either.:confused: In fact, she said "Kevin, You're gay." I was so pissed she had said that.

[The Amazing Lee]

you are gay aren't you?

[Kevin]

But she was my girlfriend at the time.:o

[jimmy]

You had a girlfriend?

Hahaha. . . Oh, man.

[Kevin]

:mad: Of course I had a girlfriend. I was trying to lie to myself.:p.:)

[jimmy]

Shhhh, you might give TW ideas now.

[Kevin]

So messed up.

[jimmy]

I kid, I kid.

[Kevin]

And that's why it was funny.

[Hades]

Lying for no reason is fun.

[arachnid-guy]

TW......never a dull moment, is there?

[Hades]

Tangled Web's future scares me.

[Kaleb]

Why the hell is she upset?,I mean she should be begging u now to clean out her bat cave.:o

[Kyalesyin]

Damnit that is so funny. Its bad enough when guys claim to be loaded, or supersmart, or disabled to get into your pants. She'd probably heard it all before and decided you'd gone one step to far.

[redmarvel]

hmmm... you decided to play games with someone's head and you're surprised that they don't want to talk to you anymore?

You may not be BI you may not even be SEXUAL but you're certainly not very realistic.

IF you actually like this girl, you owe her an apology. Good luck explaining your thinking to her though, because it doesn't sound like you did much of it before you came up with this nonsense.

[Fran]

SMH at this thread. This is just disturbing.

[Erzengel]

Sometimes I openly weep for the future of the Hype. :csad:

[Fran]

I really am getting scared once TW hits age 18. :csad:

[hey yo its sean]

You know how I know you're gay? You tell girls you're hitting on that you like to dip your whick in guys' ***holes.

[GoldenAgeHero]

Lamo Comicboy And His Adventures. Tangled Web And Comicboy Should Hook Up!

[Kevin]

Lamo Comicboy And His Adventures. Tangled Web And Comicboy Should Hook Up!
Nah, TW is cool. Wouldn't wanna mess up his life. My middle name is danger... That, or Suzie.:huh:

[Fried Gold]

Its bad enough when guys claim to be.. ..disabled to get into your pantsLOL

[mightiest_mortal]

Nah, TW is cool. Wouldn't wanna mess up his life. My middle name is danger... That, or Suzie.:huh:
Danger Suzie.... could be your new nickname lol

[Kevin]

Danger Suzie.... could be your new nickname lol
Danger Suzie/Suzie Danger, we should put in a vote!:ninja:

[Colossal Spoons]

TW, wtf is wrong with you? :o

[Turtle-Man]

TW, wtf is wrong with you? :o

No-correcto, my large, spoony friend. The question should be: TW, wtf is right about you? :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

TW, are you able to explain what your fascination with dishonesty regarding your own gender and sexuality is?

Everyone plays pranks, but they don't usually center around one specific topic, like "you being a girl, cybering with a dude", or "you "disclosing" your bisexulaity for "no reason" to a girl, OR, you telling us that you lied to the girl, while actually lying to us.

Why is it such a big part of your schtick?
It seems to me as if you're really a confused teen and you're subconsciously or consciously generating all of this talk about your sexuality in an attempt to sort of "feel it out" to see how people will except you if you're gay, or bisexual.

Plus, I've already seen you welcome illegal sexual "harrassment" from COMICBOY, stating that "It's cool, I'm flexible."

So either you were also lying to him, or you're lying now when you say you were just effing with the chick.


In closing, I don't PM Kyalesyin and say, "Hi, Guess what! I'm straight!"
and then a while later PM her again and say "I'm STiiIIIill Straight!"
That's bizarre behaviour, so of course the girl was annoyed. :huh:

[hey yo its sean]

Soylent Green... is PEOPLE!!!

[Lord Valumart]

never tell your gf that you're bi...never tell anyone you're bi...just let it burn inside you until it eats away at you and you cut yourself at night....

i don't do that.....:dry:

[Colossal Spoons]

Soylent Green... is PEOPLE!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Wilhelm-Scream]

never tell your gf that you're bi...never tell anyone you're bi...just let it burn inside you until it eats away at you and you cut yourself at night....

i don't do that.....

Everybody can tell, dude.

[Lord Valumart]

Everybody can tell, dude.

tell what?

[Colossal Spoons]

TW, are you able to explain what your fascination with dishonesty regarding your own gender and sexuality is?

Everyone plays pranks, but they don't usually center around one specific topic, like "you being a girl, cybering with a dude", or "you "disclosing" your bisexulaity for "no reason" to a girl, OR, you telling us that you lied to the girl, while actually lying to us.

Why is it such a big part of your schtick?
It seems to me as if you're really a confused teen and you're subconsciously or consciously generating all of this talk about your sexuality in an attempt to sort of "feel it out" to see how people will except you if you're gay, or bisexual.

Plus, I've already seen you welcome illegal sexual "harrassment" from COMICBOY, stating that "It's cool, I'm flexible."

So either you were also lying to him, or you're lying now when you say you were just effing with the chick.


In closing, I don't PM Kyalesyin and say, "Hi, Guess what! I'm straight!"
and then a while later PM her again and say "I'm STiiIIIill Straight!"
That's bizarre behaviour, so of course the girl was annoyed. :huh:

The whole post was brilliant and insightful but I bolded the part that warrants the most attention.

[hey yo its sean]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was watching the trailer for that the other day, and how the "twist" was even a "twist" is beyond me. They pretty much tell you what Soylent Green is, right then and there.

[Turtle-Man]

Everybody can tell, dude.

You can tell from behind a lifeless computer monitor? :dry:




... OMG! You're like Prof X! You've got psycho powers! :hyper:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah, heh, "Feelin' it out".

[Kevin]

The whole post was brilliant and insightful but I bolded the part that warrants the most attention.
It's always a possibility, but you never know with the internet. For all we know, he's just telling us stories.

[Turtle-Man]

I was watching the trailer for that the other day, and how the "twist" was even a "twist" is beyond me. They pretty much tell you what Soylent Green is, right then and there.

What? Soy-enriched greens? They made a movie about that? :wow:

Edit: Haha, I just searched Wikipedia, and it turns out it's actually about food. :dry:

[Colossal Spoons]

It's always a possibility, but you never know with the internet. For all we know, he's just telling us stories.


His name is Tangled Web. Nobody ever pays that any attention. He's pretty much told us that he's lying about everything the day he registered here.

[Turtle-Man]

His name is Tangled Web. Nobody ever pays that any attention. He's pretty much told us that he's lying about everything the day he registered here.

What if his "lying" is just being used to protect the greatest cover up in human history? That everything he's been saying... is the truth? :ninja:

[Kevin]

His name is Tangled Web. Nobody ever pays that any attention. He's pretty much told us that he's lying about everything the day he registered here.
Yet, I always believe there could be a grain of truth in the things he's said, and what others have said. I'll tell you one thing, He's a strange kid. (if he's even a kid.:ninja:) He even freaked me out a few times.

[hey yo its sean]

What if his "lying" is just being used to protect the greatest cover up in human history? That everything he's been saying... is the truth? :ninja:

What is the secret of Tangled Web? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C91zk2Q2fR0)

[Colossal Spoons]

What if his "lying" is just being used to protect the greatest cover up in human history? That everything he's been saying... is the truth? :ninja:

Ah, the old double fakey no whammies? That trick is reserved for JAL who's actually an accomplished English professor with uncanny grammar sent her to **** with us.

Yet, I always believe there could be a grain of truth in the things he's said, and what others have said. I'll tell you one thing, He's a strange kid. (if he's even a kid.:ninja:) He even freaked me out a few times.

Freaked out comic boy? Congrats TW




btw...I'm a tranny :o

[Kevin]

Ah, the old double fakey no whammies? That trick is reserved for JAL who's actually an accomplished English professor with uncanny grammar sent her to **** with us.



Freaked out comic boy? Congrats TW




btw...I'm a tranny :o
:eek:lol! It's too early to be laughing, man!:)

[Darthphere]

Tangled Web is heading towards an intervention.

[Colossal Spoons]

Totally. Everybody think of an embarassing TW story and we'll wait for him to get back from school/work/the corner

[Darthphere]

I mean, the kid is clearly damaged. Dry Hump at the Disco was the beginning...

[Mr Sparkle]

I still want to know what exactly was TW hoping to accomplish with this.
there has to be an objective.

[Colossal Spoons]

I mean, the kid is clearly damaged. Dry Hump at the Disco was the beginning...

But that's a story I could get behind.



pun

[Darthphere]

I still want to know what exactly was TW hoping to accomplish with this.
there has to be an objective.

Hoping for a threesome with another dude?:huh:

But that's a story I could get behind.



pun

It fit like a cupholder.:csad:

[Mr Sparkle]

poor thangled web, this thread is going to be hell on his self esteem.
he's going to need an ego boost.
where's JAL? I'll bet he can make TW feel desired again.

[Crooklyn]

poor thangled web, this thread is going to be hell on his self esteem.
he's going to need an ego boost.
where's JAL? I'll bet he can make TW feel desired again.
This is clearly a popularity contest between him and JAL to see who can get the most attention. Notice how he left the first post vague as hell...and let US fill in the blanks, henceforth starting a rampaging discussion? Genius. You're all fools. :o :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

poor thangled web, this thread is going to be hell on his self esteem.
he's going to need an ego boost.
where's JAL? I'll bet he can make TW feel desired again.


The word "moistress" will forever be etched in my brain.

[Darthphere]

Tangled Web vs JAL is a historic rivalry of loserism.

[Erzengel]

Totally. Everybody think of an embarassing TW story and we'll wait for him to get back from school/work/the corner

1. Dry Hump at the Concert
2. Cyber Romance with JAL
3. I love 8th Graders
4. I told girl I was bi.
5.
6.

Those are the only ones that come to mind.

[Mr Sparkle]

I'd be inclined to agree with you.
if it wasn't for "I accidentally filled out a gay application"
because you can't make that **** up.

[Darthphere]

I'd be inclined to agree with you.
if it wasn't for "I accidentally filled out a gay application"
because you can't make that **** up.

Snap, I forgot that one.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Every time he turns around he bumps into GAY.

[Colossal Spoons]

I always questioned whether homosexuals started to "soul search" at a young age or if on their 18th birthday they just blurt out "I like people the same sex as me!"



Question. Answered.

[Kevin]

I still haven't seen the "Gay app" or "Cyber with a lover" threads yet.

[Colossal Spoons]

I still have seen "The gay app" or Cyber with a lover" yet.

:gasp:

anybody have that transcript saved!?

[Erzengel]

I always questioned whether homosexuals started to "soul search" at a young age or if on their 18th birthday they just blurt out "I like people the same sex as me!"



Question. Answered.
I heard on the radio today that a lot of gays think straight men are 3 drinks away from being gay. I was like keep hoping there guys. :wow:

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll be getting 2 VERY strong drinks at bars from now on.

[Arkady Rossovich]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

You should not really lie about such things.

[Mr Sparkle]

the TW cyber with JAL was cringe inducing.
I seriously didn't laugh as much as suppress my instinct to throw up.

[Darthphere]

TW is on a road that will lead him to great disappointment.

[Kevin]

You should not really lie about such things.
But we don't know if he's lying about lying.:ninja:

[Colossal Spoons]

the TW cyber with JAL was cringe inducing.
I seriously didn't laugh as much as suppress my instinct to throw up.

Where's Moistress Gluon when you need her?

TW is on a road that will lead him to great disappointment.

Or pleasure :ninja:

[StorminNorman]

TW is on a road that will lead him to great disappointment.

You're a fortune cookie?

[Darthphere]

You're a fortune cookie?

I'm delcious.

[hey yo its sean]

Ah, Tangled Web..

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/157/47063.jpg

[squeekness]

I still want to know what exactly was TW hoping to accomplish with this.
there has to be an objective.
Whatever it was, I am sure he'll be pleased to see he got about four pages worth out of it. :p

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm delcious.

D to the E to the LICIOUS.


sorry, I heard TW singing this a few days ago :O

[Fran]

This thread is getting incredibly disturbing.

[Colossal Spoons]

This thread is getting incredibly disturbing.

Be thankful you've reached the end :huh:

[Fran]

I'm really scared about the next TW thread.

[Kevin]

Whatever it was, I am sure he'll be pleased to see he got about four pages worth out of it. :p
You and Crooklyn are right. There's no way in hell that someone would put themselves out there (With the questionable topics He/she/they bring up) unless they want attention.

[Deadpool187]

****

[Erzengel]

I'm really scared about the next TW thread.

Tangled Web's Next Thread: "I Made Out With a Guy. Joke's on Him. I'm Not Gay."

[squeekness]

I'm really scared about the next TW thread.Are you not entertained? :p

[Fran]

Does TW want to put himself further into the category that holds JAL, GAH, b_f, etc. :huh:

[Darthphere]

He already is.

[Colossal Spoons]

Tangled Web's Next Thread: "I Made Out With a Guy. Joke's on Him. I'm Not Gay."

Hahahahaha

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This thread is getting incredibly disturbing.
Let's take it ALL the way!



http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/deliv01.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/comic_tot6.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/damoro6.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/zanti.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/Gay-CaveMen.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/slow20dance.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/sally-field.jpg

[Fran]

Tangled Web's Next Thread: "I Made Out With a Guy. Joke's on Him. I'm Not Gay."

LOL. "So I made out with a guy jokingly..."

Are you not entertained? :p

I am, but I mean, this kid scares me.

[Colossal Spoons]

He already is.

Wait, would you really rank him w/ those guys? I've had many decent convos w/ TW.

[Fran]

He already is.

I said further into the category. He's already there.

[Erzengel]

I already put him at that table long ago while everyone still thought he was alright. I saw something more sinister and what further punishment than to have to sit at the same table as JAL.

[Fran]

Let's take it ALL the way!

I don't feel so good. I might have to call into work :csad::o

[Kevin]

Tangled Web's Next Thread: "I Made Out With a Guy. Joke's on Him. I'm Not Gay."
O dear lord no. :eek:

[Erzengel]

Let's take it ALL the way!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/slow20dance.jpg


That's NOFX's (L.A.) personal pic. No cross use of pics. :csad:

[Darthphere]

TW should start making crazy threads. "When I say SHAZAM I turn into a superhero!"

[Kevin]

Is that Sally Field?

[Fran]

TW should start making crazy threads. "When I say SHAZAM I turn into a superhero!"

I thought DHATD was a crazy thread. Stupid, but crazy.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That's NOFX's (L.A.) personal pic. No cross use of pics. :csad:
but ain't nothin' disturbin' like a NOFX Pimp'n'Ho PAWty.

[Fran]

That's NOFX's (L.A.) personal pic. No cross use of pics. :csad:

but ain't nothin' disturbin' like a NOFX Pimp'n'Ho PAWty.

I played him on Xbox Live one time... don't remind me of him :csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I played him on Xbox Live one time... don't remind me of him :csad:Why?
Still a little tender after he pwned U w/ hiz l33t Azn skillz? :(

[Colossal Spoons]

teh suxxorz

[Darthphere]

1337 sauce!

[AndThePickles]

Does TW want to put himself further into the category that holds JAL, GAH, b_f, etc. :huh:

His idols :heart: :huh:

[Fran]

Why?
Still a little tender after he pwned U w/ hiz l33t Azn skillz? :(

No, I owned him in "Gears of War." Curbstomped and chainsawed him a couple times. He does sound black, but he looks Asian. :huh:

[Colossal Spoons]

No, I owned him in "Gears of War." Curbstomped and chainsawed him a couple times. He does sound black, but he looks Asian. :huh:

Farmerracist

[Erzengel]

No, I owned him in "Gears of War." Curbstomped and chainsawed him a couple times. He does sound black, but he looks Asian. :huh:

http://www.lumiere.net.nz/reader/media/images/log_jinatsupajam.jpg

Don't mess with him, he looks tough. :csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I know *****s, but what do they call the Asian kids who talk like Homey G dawg Rappers? :huh:

[Fran]

Farmerracist

Shaddup :cmad::heart::cmad:

http://www.lumiere.net.nz/reader/media/images/log_jinatsupajam.jpg

Don't mess with him, he looks tough. :csad:

He was talking trash to me, tellin' me he was "Pimpin' out on da streets b14tch," but I wonder how he has time to do that, since I always see him online on XBL :huh: Must be hard out there for a fake-pimp.

[Fran]

I know *****s, but what do they call the Asian kids who talk like Homey G dawg Rappers? :huh:

Blasians.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

c00

[Darthphere]

Blackanese.

[Mr Sparkle]

Tangled Web's Next Thread: "I Made Out With a Guy. Joke's on Him. I'm Not Gay."

"I accidentally got filled out like a gay application" :dry:

[redmarvel]

:wow: I think I've figured this out....

TW is NOT a GUY!!! "He" is actually a lesbian female or a hermaphrodite trying to push our buttons. :oldrazz:

[squeekness]

Six pages and counting! :up: :D

[Colossal Spoons]

I know *****s, but what do they call the Asian kids who talk like Homey G dawg Rappers? :huh:

Blackie Chans?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Blackie Chans?Sweeter.


Anyway, I think it's funny how the Hype is Bizarro.
For "the world", it's the super-hot, glamorous, wealthy celebrity chick f***-ups who generate an inordinate ammount of talktalktalk.

Here it's the super-ugly/plain, frumpy/non-descript, poverty-stricken to middle class nobody dude f***-ups that do it. :huh:

[mightiest_mortal]

just let it burn inside you until it eats away at you and you cut yourself at night....

i don't do that.....:dry:
EMO!

[Lord Valumart]

EMO!

oh shush you

*slaps in camp manner*

[Crooklyn]

Blasians.

Blackanese.
They're called CHIGGAS you fools. :o

[Colossal Spoons]

They're called CHIGGAS you fools. :o

http://entweb.clemson.edu/cuentres/eiis/factshot/images/chiggers.jpg

[Crooklyn]

http://entweb.clemson.edu/cuentres/eiis/factshot/images/chiggers.jpg
That's with an E-R man. That ain't 'real'. :down :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That bug's throwin' signs. :eek:

[The Chairman]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

Why the **** did you want her to think you were bi?

[kytrigger]

Wait a minute. TW, is the girl you wanted to "gauge the reaction of" the 8th grader again? God I hope it's not, but deep down I think it is.

[Colossal Spoons]

That bug's throwin' signs. :eek:

Chigga please

[Won '08]

Most females aren't too cool with the idea of a Man putting his key into the no-no hole of another male...or vice versa.

[Lord Valumart]

Most females aren't too cool with the idea of a Man putting his key into the no-no hole of another male...or vice versa.

a few guys aren;t to keen on the idea either....:dry:

[Kevin]

a few guys aren;t to keen on the idea either....:dry:
LIES!:cmad:

[Lord Valumart]

LIES!:cmad:

......yes:csad:

[Darthphere]

People will write songs about TW one day.

[The Chairman]

People will write songs about TW one day.

At the rate of TW is going, the song "Lola" will probably perfectly describe his first sexual experience.

"So last night, I totally got it off with this chick, but it turned out she was a guy! And yet I didn't care..."

[Kyalesyin]

Blind_fury has been slacking on the threads lately. This makes up for it.

[Fran]

She was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

[Machx72]

All I know is that I wanna keep my hoo-haa away from any other man's brownhole.

[mightiest_mortal]

She was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

deep

[Fran]

deep

You don't have to tell me, my man. :up:

[Immortalfire]

Why :huh:

[Duende Verde]

I'd be inclined to agree with you.
if it wasn't for "I accidentally filled out a gay application"
because you can't make that **** up.

I remember that.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/application.gif

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha! It just hit me...who TW reminds me of.
When he gets older and jaded...searching for bigger thrills.
Can't you see him as that scrawny/creepy-looking dude who said that he was the one who killed Jon Benet Ramsey? Hahaha

[Fran]

LMAO @ Duende's manip. :up:

[Immortalfire]

I remember that.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/application.gif I remember that!

[Darthphere]

So I told this guy I wanted to put my penis in his glory hole, just to see his reaction...

[squeekness]

Clearly TW has waaayyy too much time on his hands. :p

[Tangled Web]

I'll adress a few issues now that I'm back.

Why did I do it? I don't know. It was really early in the morning and I wanted to see what she said. Yes, she is that 8th grade girl as someone pointed out. Don't get the wrong idea, I broke it off with her weeks ago. I told her I was bi so maybe she wouldn't feel so bad about it. That was definittley an underlying reason.

As Wilhelm said earlier, I think subconsciously I am "feeling out" (heh) to see what it is like if I actually was bi sexual. I don't think I could be. The idea of getting anal is too much for me.

I really need help. I don't know why I do these stupid things. I think it's because I didn't get a lot of attention as a child so I bottled things up, and now I just need someone to tell.

I think an intervention would be best Darth.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Talk to your parents instead of scores of strangers from around the world who'll never meet you (hopefully). :csad:

[Darthphere]

I'll adress a few issues now that I'm back.

Why did I do it? I don't know. It was really early in the morning and I wanted to see what she said. Yes, she is that 8th grade girl as someone pointed out. Don't get the wrong idea, I broke it off with her weeks ago. I told her I was bi so maybe she wouldn't feel so bad about it. That was definittley an underlying reason.

As Wilhelm said earlier, I think subconsciously I am "feeling out" (heh) to see what it is like if I actually was bi sexual. I don't think I could be. The idea of getting anal is too much for me.

I really need help. I don't know why I do these stupid things. I think it's because I didn't get a lot of attention as a child so I bottled things up, and now I just need someone to tell.

I think an intervention would be best Darth.

Erz and I will set up a time and date.:up:

[The Chairman]

I'll adress a few issues now that I'm back.

Why did I do it? I don't know. It was really early in the morning and I wanted to see what she said. Yes, she is that 8th grade girl as someone pointed out. Don't get the wrong idea, I broke it off with her weeks ago. I told her I was bi so maybe she wouldn't feel so bad about it. That was definittley an underlying reason.

As Wilhelm said earlier, I think subconsciously I am "feeling out" (heh) to see what it is like if I actually was bi sexual. I don't think I could be. The idea of getting anal is too much for me.

I really need help. I don't know why I do these stupid things. I think it's because I didn't get a lot of attention as a child so I bottled things up, and now I just need someone to tell.

I think an intervention would be best Darth.

And I thought I had problems.

[Tangled Web]

Talk to your parents instead of scores of strangers from around the world who'll never meet you (hopefully). :csad:

That won't do any good. I've never been able to talk to my mom about things.

My dad occasionally hints that he thinks I'm gay. I love my Dad a lot, but it bothers me a bit because he really has no idea. I don't tell my parents about stuff with girls. It's just such a drag.

You guys are more open minded anyway.

[Mr Sparkle]

yeah, Bull**** :down
unless you're really dumb why would you think we'd do anything BUT ridicule you.
NO!
FAIL!
Bad TW stop trying to get attention!

[Tangled Web]

I don't know.

:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You can't ASK for your own intervention! :rolleyes:
It has to be like a surprise party....you get home from work, walk in exhausted, 25 people are sitting in a semi circle in your front room looking at you with the "We need to have a talk." face.

[Erzengel]

Erz and I will set up a time and date.:up:

Remember I'm bad cop this time.

[Machx72]

Well, if you wanna solve the problem entirely...

Go out for a healthy round of public-****ing.

That'll get you arrested for being a heterosexual, and probably prove your orientation.

[Darthphere]

Remember I'm bad cop this time.

Damn....

[Machx72]

^^^Just make sure it's not a dude you boink in public.

[kytrigger]

I'll adress a few issues now that I'm back.

Why did I do it? I don't know. It was really early in the morning and I wanted to see what she said. Yes, she is that 8th grade girl as someone pointed out. Don't get the wrong idea, I broke it off with her weeks ago. I told her I was bi so maybe she wouldn't feel so bad about it. That was definittley an underlying reason. So she wouldn't feel bad about it? Dude, she drove you to create an imaginary girlfriend just to try and make her jealous. You didn't do it to make her feel better. You did it because you are desperate to get attention form her and thought that somethign as extreme as "I'm bi" would do it.

As Wilhelm said earlier, I think subconsciously I am "feeling out" (heh) to see what it is like if I actually was bi sexual. I don't think I could be. The idea of getting anal is too much for me. It also sounds like you are tryin to find a place to fit in, which is actualyl quite normal, so don't beat yourself up over it. A lot of teens your age don't feel like they "fit" so they try and branch out to different areas to see if they "fit" into those parts of life as well. Some try and do different sports or hobbys or music, but some also start to question sexual orientation as well.

I really need help. I don't know why I do these stupid things. I think it's because I didn't get a lot of attention as a child so I bottled things up, and now I just need someone to tell. what you need to decide is if you saying you're bisexual is because you really feel you might be, or just some "extreme" line to get attention. To me, it sounds like you just want attention form this girl and are doing anythign you can to get it, but I don't really know you that well, so I could be wrong.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

That won't do any good. I've never been able to talk to my mom about things.

My dad occasionally hints that he thinks I'm gay. I love my Dad a lot, but it bothers me a bit because he really has no idea. I don't tell my parents about stuff with girls. It's just such a drag.

You guys are more open minded anyway.

Just ask your Mom and Dad to sit down...silently walk over to the family stereo, press "play"...turn up the volume...sit down next to them, and listen to this with them:

Hey Dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according
To plan?
Do you think I’m wasting
My time doing things I
Wanna do?
But it hurts when you
Disapprove all along


And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t pretend that
I’m alright
And you can’t change me


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect


I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be
My hero?
All the days
You spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don’t
Care anymore


And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t stand another fight
And nothing’ alright


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect

[Erzengel]

That won't do any good. I've never been able to talk to my mom about things.

My dad occasionally hints that he thinks I'm gay. I love my Dad a lot, but it bothers me a bit because he really has no idea. I don't tell my parents about stuff with girls. It's just such a drag.

You guys are more open minded anyway.
I think it will be the greatest father's day present the day you bring a girl home to quell any thoughts he might have. Otherwise, he will keep referring to you as his "fairy of a son" to the people at his office.

[The Chairman]

That won't do any good. I've never been able to talk to my mom about things.

My dad occasionally hints that he thinks I'm gay. I love my Dad a lot, but it bothers me a bit because he really has no idea. I don't tell my parents about stuff with girls. It's just such a drag.

You guys are more open minded anyway.

I've been through similar experiences with my folks. My dad doesn't hink I'm gay (though he doesn't like the fact that I'm a supporter of gay marriage despite my Catholic heritage, and did once ask me if I was gay), but thee have been many issuies where I just had a hard time talking to them about stuff.

Talk to a school guidance counselor or something.

[Kevin]

I'll adress a few issues now that I'm back.

Why did I do it? I don't know. It was really early in the morning and I wanted to see what she said. Yes, she is that 8th grade girl as someone pointed out. Don't get the wrong idea, I broke it off with her weeks ago. I told her I was bi so maybe she wouldn't feel so bad about it. That was definittley an underlying reason.

As Wilhelm said earlier, I think subconsciously I am "feeling out" (heh) to see what it is like if I actually was bi sexual. I don't think I could be. The idea of getting anal is too much for me.

I really need help. I don't know why I do these stupid things. I think it's because I didn't get a lot of attention as a child so I bottled things up, and now I just need someone to tell.

I think an intervention would be best Darth.
...LMMFBAO! Wow. That's some story man. ha! You need help. I still think (hope) you're lying and you're like the coolest/most popular kid in, well, ever. Otherwise, I'd feel bad.

[squeekness]

Why are you talking to 8th grade girls like that? Because if you are the same age, you couldn't possibly know what your orientation is for certain just yet, I would think. You'd be way too young. Way too young to be thinking about sex in any fashion, that's for damn sure.

[Kevin]

Just ask your Mom and Dad to sit down...silently walk over to the family stereo, press "play"...turn up the volume...sit down next to them, and listen to this with them:

Hey Dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according
To plan?
Do you think I’m wasting
My time doing things I
Wanna do?
But it hurts when you
Disapprove all along


And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t pretend that
I’m alright
And you can’t change me


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect


I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be
My hero?
All the days
You spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don’t
Care anymore


And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I’m never gonna be good
Enough for you
I can’t stand another fight
And nothing’ alright


‘Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect
Now it’s just too late
And we can’t go back
I’m sorry
I can’t be Perfect

LOL. So messed up with that simple plan song. :up::woot:

[Tangled Web]

what you need to decide is if you saying you're bisexual is because you really feel you might be, or just some "extreme" line to get attention. To me, it sounds like you just want attention form this girl and are doing anythign you can to get it, but I don't really know you that well, so I could be wrong.
I said it because I wanted to get attention while mixing things up with her. I thought it might be kind of a chuckle too.

[Erzengel]

Just ask your Mom and Dad to sit down...silently walk over to the family stereo, press "play"...turn up the volume...sit down next to them, and listen to this with them:

Hey Dad look at me .....
.....I can’t be Perfect


He should put that in a boom box and hold it over his head in the middle of his living room while his dad and mom are sitting on the couch.

[Kevin]

He should put that in a boom box and hold it over his head in the middle of his living room while his dad and mom are sitting on the couch.
You know, they may be jaw-dropped if that were to happen.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There we go.

[Tangled Web]

I think it will be the greatest father's day present the day you bring a girl home to quell any thoughts he might have. Otherwise, he will keep referring to you as his "fairy of a son" to the people at his office.
That sounds like a good idea. I'm sure he'd be ok with that. I just can't let my mom know so I'd tell him not to tell her.

...LMMFBAO! Wow. That's some story man. ha! You need help. I still think (hope) you're lying and you're like the coolest/most popular kid in, well, ever. Otherwise, I'd feel bad.

I guess I get along alright at school. I really just vent and let stuff out over here.

[kytrigger]

I said it because I wanted to get attention while mixing things up with her. I thought it might be kind of a chuckle too.
Then you need to just let the girl go. You had ruined almost any chance you had with her a while ago, and telling her you're bi pretty much sealed that away. Honestly, it would be best if you just stopped talking to her completely. I mean you have no chance of dating her now, and she can't be that close a friend if you are willing to lie to her about being bi just for a chuckle. Cut off all ties with her. It'll also be interesting to see if everyone in your school now thinks you are bi.

[Erzengel]

I think you should bang that 8th grader and when the cops come to your house to drag you away, turn to your dad and say, "Are you happy now? I'm not gay!!! I'm not gay!!! Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?!? Hahahaha."

[Kevin]

Then you need to just let the girl go. You had ruined almost any chance you had with her a while ago, and telling her you're bi pretty much sealed that away. Honestly, it would be best if you just stopped talking to her completely. I mean you have no chance of dating her now, and she can't be that close a friend if you are willing to lie to her about being bi just for a chuckle. Cut off all ties with her. It'll also be interesting to see if everyone in your school now thinks you are bi.
That's one of his next threads. "So everyone at school thinks I'm bi. I got Beat on and Hit on.:csad:"

[Tangled Web]

Then you need to just let the girl go. You had ruined almost any chance you had with her a while ago, and telling her you're bi pretty much sealed that away. Honestly, it would be best if you just stopped talking to her completely. I mean you have no chance of dating her now, and she can't be that close a friend if you are willing to lie to her about being bi just for a chuckle. Cut off all ties with her. It'll also be interesting to see if everyone in your school now thinks you are bi.
I guess I'm just a sick puppy.

There's no way everyone in school would think I'm bi.
1) She doesn't go to my school
2) We have a rediculously large school. No one ever knows everything unless we're talking about one of the cheerleaders taking a topless pic. Well, even then the lower classmen have no idea.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think you should bang that 8th grader and when the cops come to your house to drag you away, turn to your dad and say, "Are you happy now? I'm not gay!!! I'm not gay!!! Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?!? Hahahaha."
LOL....Lifetime Thread

[bulok]

I think you should bang that 8th grader and when the cops come to your house to drag you away, turn to your dad and say, "Are you happy now? I'm not gay!!! I'm not gay!!! Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?!? Hahahaha."

It's wrong that this made me laugh.

[Tangled Web]

I think you should bang that 8th grader and when the cops come to your house to drag you away, turn to your dad and say, "Are you happy now? I'm not gay!!! I'm not gay!!! Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?!? Hahahaha."

LOL. That was good. I think the maniacal talk would hurt me in court.

So I'd just say it to him after I beat the rap. :cwink:

[Bi-Polar Bear]

Wow... 8 pages.

how many bi jokes can you make? There must be a limit.:(:o

[jaguarr]

:dry:

jag

[squeekness]

*noticed how her lecture on 8th graders being too young to be thinking about sex speech was completely ignored* :(

[Tangled Web]

*noticed how her lecture on 8th graders being too young to be thinking about sex speech was completely ignored* :(

I'm not in the 8th grade. So I should be immune to your speech.

[Lord Valumart]

*noticed how her lecture on 8th graders being too young to be thinking about sex speech was completely ignored* :(

how old are 8th graders:huh: i'm working with a brittish system here.....

[Tangled Web]

how old are 8th graders:huh: i'm working with a brittish system here.....

That particular 8th Grader is 14.

[Sarge 2.0]

Oh man, this thread...this ****ing thread...

I'm convinced that TW is smarter than all of us and is just creating these perfectly crafted threads as a blank canvas on which the Hypesters will collectively paint a masterpiece of intarwebs comedy.

[Lord Valumart]

That particular 8th Grader is 14.

14 is old enough

most of scotland is lossing their virginity at 12 these days:csad:

[jaguarr]

*noticed how her lecture on 8th graders being too young to be thinking about sex speech was completely ignored* :(

Eight graders think and talk about sex. A lot. It's a fact. I have a niece in the 8th grade and she's absolutely obsessed with boys and her mom's overheard some rather adult conversations out of her when she's been on the phone. My brother-in-law and his wife have had to sit her down and really talk to her about sex in a very frank and open way, which I've gotta hand it to them was a big step on their part because they're horrifyingly religious so it was not easy for them to do. My niece was open enough with them to paint a pretty disturbing picture of just how obsessed her age group is with the subject of sex.

jag

[Crooklyn]

Eight graders think and talk about sex. A lot. It's a fact. I have a niece in the 8th grade and she's absolutely obsessed with boys and her mom's overheard some rather adult conversations out of her when she's been on the phone. My brother-in-law and his wife have had to sit her down and really talk to her about sex in a very frank and open way, which I've gotta hand it to them was a big step on their part because they're horrifyingly religious so it was not easy for them to do. My niece was open enough with them to paint a pretty disturbing picture of just how obsessed her age group is with the subject of sex.

jag
Sweet. :up:

[squeekness]

Eight graders think and talk about sex. A lot. It's a fact. I have a niece in the 8th grade and she's absolutely obsessed with boys and her mom's overheard some rather adult conversations out of her when she's been on the phone. My brother-in-law and his wife have had to sit her down and really talk to her about sex in a very frank and open way, which I've gotta hand it to them was a big step on their part because they're horrifyingly religious so it was not easy for them to do. My niece was open enough with them to paint a pretty disturbing picture of just how obsessed her age group is with the subject of sex.

jagThat really is kinda sad. I understand about the hormones racing and all that, but dang, a pregnancy that young would sure put an end to a person's dreams of the future. :(

[jaguarr]

That really is kinda sad. I understand about the hormones racing and all that, but dang, a pregnancy that young would sure put an end to a person's dreams of the future. :(

I think what's changed is the attitudes about sex and the knowledge around it in today's youth as opposed to when I was a kid. I mean, I can remember being obsessed with sex at that age, but there was a certain innocence that went with it during that time period as well. Swiping your dad's Penthouse was racy. Now kids are giving each other oral at that age. I will say that the level of knowledge most of these kids have about sex and how to be safe and protect themselves is pretty astounding. It would be impressive if it weren't so alarming, really.

jag

[AndThePickles]

I think what's changed is the attitudes about sex and the knowledge around it in today's youth as opposed to when I was a kid. I mean, I can remember being obsessed with sex at that age, but there was a certain innocence that went with it during that time period as well. Swiping your dad's Penthouse was racy. Now kids are giving each other oral at that age. I will say that the level of knowledge most of these kids have about sex and how to be safe and protect themselves is pretty astounding. It would be impressive if it weren't so alarming, really.

jag

It is pretty damn amazing how things have changed so quickly. Even when I was in middle school I can remember everyone whispering to each other and asking what "69" meant, etc. Now kids are experiencing 69 firsthand :csad: I don't think I even knew what a penis looked like at that age.

[squeekness]

I think what's changed is the attitudes about sex and the knowledge around it in today's youth as opposed to when I was a kid. I mean, I can remember being obsessed with sex at that age, but there was a certain innocence that went with it during that time period as well. Swiping your dad's Penthouse was racy. Now kids are giving each other oral at that age. I will say that the level of knowledge most of these kids have about sex and how to be safe and protect themselves is pretty astounding. It would be impressive if it weren't so alarming, really.

jagI agree. Granted I am older than most of you, but 8th grade was all about getting a kiss if you were lucky. We didn't go around announcing we were gay or bi or actualy practiced anything. We all sorta understood that the harder stuff would come later. Now, if kids are getting into sex now so young, I really do wonder if sex will mean less to them, like it's a stupid toy that suddenly bites you in the ass because you didn't treat it with respect.

[jaguarr]

I agree. Granted I am older than most of you, but 8th grade was all about getting a kiss if you were lucky. We didn't go around announcing we were gay or bi or actualy practiced anything. We all sorta understood that the harder stuff would come later. Now, if kids are getting into sex now so young, I really do wonder if sex will mean less to them, like it's a stupid toy that suddenly bites you in the ass because you didn't treat it with respect.

Toys that suddenly bite you in the ass because you didn't treat them with respect are decidedly adult toys. :p

And, yeah, I'm older than most of the posters here as well, so I know what you're saying.

jag

[The Apocalypse]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

Maybe she didn't care and thought you were annoying calling her up saying that??

[CyberFaust]

....a stupid toy that suddenly bites you in the ass because you didn't treat it with respect

yeah, was taht supossed to be that funny, was it intended? :woot:

[squeekness]

Maybe she didn't care and thought you were annoying calling her up saying that??I think maybe she was just smart enough to know she was being toyed with and wasn't going to waste her time with anyone who wasn't going to be honest with her. I know I wouldn't.

[Tangled Web]

Maybe she didn't care and thought you were annoying calling her up saying that??

She already said she was annoyed with me before that. Usually when I call I'm able to smoothe things out.

[squeekness]

yeah, was taht supossed to be that funny, was it intended? :woot:
I realized just how it could be taken right after I hit the "send" button. :p I rarely do anything genuinely funny on purpose. I don't have the knack.

[Lord Valumart]

I think maybe she was just smart enough to know she was being toyed with and wasn't going to waste her time with anyone who wasn't going to be honest with her. I know I wouldn't.

so thats why you left:csad:

[squeekness]

so thats why you left:csad:No matter where I go, LV, I would never leave you. :heart: :D

[Lord Valumart]

No matter where I go, LV, I would never leave you. :heart: :D

huza!!:woot:

[squeekness]

huza!!:woot:LOL. :D

[Lord Valumart]

LOL. :D

squeek loves me....she wants to hug me....and kiss me....squeek wants to marry me:oldrazz: :oldrazz:

[squeekness]

*squeek is already married, but she loves LV anyway* :D

[Darthphere]

Lord Emomart has ruined this thread.

[Lord Valumart]

*squeek is already married, but she loves LV anyway* :D
yay:woot:
Lord Emomart has ruined this thread.

it was ruined along time ago:csad:

[squeekness]

I daresay it hasn't been on track for some time. :D

[Wilhelm-Scream]

squeek loves me....she wants to hug me....and kiss me....squeek wants to marry me:oldrazz: :oldrazz:
cool post

Btw, it was squeekness that ruined it with all the creepy/serious talk about youth sexuality, forcing jag to pry her eyes open to the horrible realities of the present day. :(

[Lord Valumart]

cool post

what?:huh: :wow: :huh:

[PWN3R]

All I need to contribute to this thread is this:

:dry:

[squeekness]

cool post

Btw, it was squeekness that ruined it with all the creepy/serious talk about youth sexuality, forcing jag to pry her eyes open to the horrible realities of the present day. :(Sad but true. I guess I want all kids to be safe and free from trouble. It comes from being a mom.

[Tangled Web]

Sad but true. I guess I want all kids to be safe and free from trouble. It comes from being a mom.

That gives it a different perspective I suppose. But beware; the second sexual revolution is upon us. Maybe not, i have no idea.

[squeekness]

That gives it a different perspective I suppose. But beware; the second sexual revolution is upon us. Maybe not, i have no idea.If this new revolution means the spread of disease and unwanted babies, then I don't see this as a good thing. :( Revolution is supposed to bring positive change. Discussion of sex is fine, but the going out and doing it so young is not.

[Tangled Web]

If this new revolution means the spread of disease and unwanted babies, then I don't see this as a good thing. :( Revolution is supposed to bring positive change. Discussion of sex is fine, but the going out and doing it so young is not.

I'll agree with you there.

[SWAT]

You idiot... :dry:

[Colossal Spoons]

It also sounds like you are tryin to find a place to fit in, which is actualyl quite normal, so don't beat yourself up over it. A lot of teens your age don't feel like they "fit" so they try and branch out to different areas to see if they "fit" into those parts of life as well. Some try and do different sports or hobbys or music, but some also start to question sexual orientation as well.


Yeah TW, get the important things out of the way first. Figure out if you like men, then try out for the football team or collect rocks.

[squeekness]

^^ lol. :D

[Colossal Spoons]

He should put that in a boom box and hold it over his head in the middle of his living room while his dad and mom are sitting on the couch.

I think you should bang that 8th grader and when the cops come to your house to drag you away, turn to your dad and say, "Are you happy now? I'm not gay!!! I'm not gay!!! Who's laughing now huh? Who's laughing now?!? Hahahaha."


Hahaha. Erz, you're one crazy mofo

[Master Chief]

CS has the wisdom of a 6 or 7000 year old man.

As for TW's sexual orientation.

I don't think it exists.

Where's Mee to update the chart? :huh:

[AndThePickles]

I think TW told the girl he was bi to "test the waters" for when he does openly admit his sexual orientation.

[Mee]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/chart-1.jpg

[Lord Valumart]

wait....he had cyber with JAL:wow:

[Colossal Spoons]

CS has the wisdom of a 6 or 7000 year old man.

As for TW's sexual orientation.

I don't think it exists.

Where's Mee to update the chart? :huh:

I've been reincarnated about 20 times now. One time, I was a gay guy so I know what I'm talking about :up:

[AndThePickles]

"Yo! I'm bi!"
Hahahaha

wait....he had cyber with JAL:wow:

How did you miss the moistress?!

[AndThePickles]

I've been reincarnated about 20 times now. One time, I was a gay guy so I know what I'm talking about :up:

I knew you liked it up the pooper. :o

[Lord Valumart]

How did you miss the moistress?!

i tend to ignore TW and JAL....

[Master Chief]

He pretended to be Toven.
It was a gas, Billy Joe!

I've been reincarnated about 20 times now. One time, I was a gay guy so I know what I'm talking about :up:

You should start wearing orange and proclaim yourself the "Urban Monk".
lol. Permission to carry a bamboo stick around the city.
Poke people out on the freeway when they cut you off.
HIIIYAAH!! :up:

[Colossal Spoons]

I knew you liked it up the pooper. :o

Very past tense :o

You should start wearing orange and proclaim yourself the "Urban Monk".
lol. Permission to carry a bamboo stick around the city.
Poke people out on the freeway when they cut you off.
HIIIYAAH!! :up:

Monks are peaceful, my avatar suggests the opposite about me.

[Kritish]

and she didn't believe me so I insisted that I was. She stopped responding to me and when I called her she said she was annoyed with me and hung up.

:huh: What the hell is that about?

Maybe she doesn't want to date someone that pounds ass?

[Kritish]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/chart-1.jpg


HAHAHAHA!!!

I laughed myself ****less. :up: But yeah, TW pounds ass.

[Master Chief]

Very past tense :o



Monks are peaceful, my avatar suggests the opposite about me.

Urban monk brah.
They are urban.
I associate urban with emotion.
A rainbow of emotion.
:huh:

[Kritish]

TW, are you able to explain what your fascination with dishonesty regarding your own gender and sexuality is?

Everyone plays pranks, but they don't usually center around one specific topic, like "you being a girl, cybering with a dude", or "you "disclosing" your bisexulaity for "no reason" to a girl, OR, you telling us that you lied to the girl, while actually lying to us.

Why is it such a big part of your schtick?
It seems to me as if you're really a confused teen and you're subconsciously or consciously generating all of this talk about your sexuality in an attempt to sort of "feel it out" to see how people will except you if you're gay, or bisexual.

Plus, I've already seen you welcome illegal sexual "harrassment" from COMICBOY, stating that "It's cool, I'm flexible."

So either you were also lying to him, or you're lying now when you say you were just effing with the chick.


In closing, I don't PM Kyalesyin and say, "Hi, Guess what! I'm straight!"
and then a while later PM her again and say "I'm STiiIIIill Straight!"
That's bizarre behaviour, so of course the girl was annoyed. :huh:

Hahaha!!

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Urban monk brah.
They are urban.
I associate urban with emotion.
A rainbow of emotion.
:huh:
An emotional rainbow?:huh:
http://www.dachshundsdressedforshow.com/carebears-rainbows.JPG

[Buford The Sly]

This is one of the craziest threads...

[Kritish]

You realize TW that we're never going to let you live this down? You just pulled a blind_fury.

[AndThePickles]

An emotional rainbow?:huh:
http://www.dachshundsdressedforshow.com/carebears-rainbows.JPG

Or http://www.therainbowbabies.com/i/The_REAL_Rainbow_Babies.jpg

:huh: