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Warhammer
02-25-2007, 08:45 PM
Ok, My friend and I had this huge debate over who is better looking.

My friend claims Jessica Alba is better than Jessica Biel. He says that she has a tighter body, a way better face, as a better ass (:whatever:), and runs laps around Jessica Biel. I want to knock some sense into this guy. I mean, seriously...

I think that Jessica Biel is way better than Alba. Jessica Alba is overrated. She doesn't even have a nice body like Jessica Biel. Biel has the best ass in Hollywood. She has a pretty face. She is very defined, which is very sexy. I like Jessica Alba, but come on, she is clearly outmatched.

Please Hype.
Tell me.
Who is truly better?

Jessica Alba

VS.

Jessica Biel

:hyper:

the a1ant
02-25-2007, 08:47 PM
I like Alba, but I think Biel always looks good. Makeup or none, and her attitude and how she acts is attractive. :up:

Crooklyn
02-25-2007, 08:49 PM
When it comes to face AND body, I honestly don't see how anyone can say Alba. Although I do have my qualms about Biel faking her "big ass" during award ceremonies, she still tops this.

SuperFerret
02-25-2007, 08:49 PM
Alba's got the better smile, thus she wins it for me.

Darthphere
02-25-2007, 08:52 PM
Biel. Easily.

MaskedManJRK
02-25-2007, 08:52 PM
Gotta give it to Beil.

But this thread is worthless without PICTURES.

Sun_Down
02-25-2007, 08:53 PM
Biel

the a1ant
02-25-2007, 08:54 PM
When it comes to face AND body, I honestly don't see how anyone can say Alba. Although I do have my qualms about Biel faking her "big ass" during award ceremonies, she still tops this.

Is her ass not real? I'm a fan of her shapely, shapely...:o

NewYorkSpider
02-25-2007, 08:55 PM
Jessica Biel

Crooklyn
02-25-2007, 08:57 PM
Is her ass not real? I'm a fan of her shapely, shapely...:o
It's real, but I think she's wearing some padding under those dresses, that or she's sticking it out on purpose. It's still nice, but it's not nearly as big as you see it during the red carpet. You can see it if you compare her candid shots with those of the ceremonies.

Erzengel
02-25-2007, 08:59 PM
Alba back in Dark Angel days, I would have voted for her. Now she's too skinny and blonde for my tastes. Biel by default.

Dangerous
02-25-2007, 09:01 PM
Both are lame.

souloffire
02-25-2007, 09:01 PM
This would make one great scissor fight.

Fran
02-25-2007, 09:04 PM
WITHOUT A QUESTION, Jessica Biel.

Abaddon
02-25-2007, 09:06 PM
I liked Alba's face better, but Biel is overall more attractive.

Mister J
02-25-2007, 09:07 PM
Alba iz t3h suxxorz! LoLZ!!1!

:dry:

I'm serious

Crooklyn
02-25-2007, 09:08 PM
Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us? :o :up:

terry78
02-25-2007, 09:08 PM
http://www.jessica-biel.at/images/main.jpg
http://www.mc.edu/campus/users/brumfiel/Jessica%20Biel%203.jpg
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/256966~Jessica-Biel-Posters.jpg
http://www.caradisiac.com/media/images/le_mag/mag291/jessica-biel-big.jpg
I have to question why people don't think she could pull off Wonder Woman. She's cute, but her face is chiseled enough to look regal enough.

http://celebridiot.com/gossip/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/jessica_biel_tongue.gif
I just like this picture of her that floats around the net. And yes her tongue has been confirmed to be that long. I envy the next pretty boy she fellatios. :o

jaydawg
02-25-2007, 09:10 PM
I know I am. Biel is better in every single aspect. Alba at her finest cant compete with Biel in just about anything, particularly how she looked in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Damn, she looked so hot in that.

enterthemadness
02-25-2007, 09:12 PM
Biel for the damn win.

Kritish
02-25-2007, 09:15 PM
I have a feeling that Biel is winning due to anti-Jal sentiments. Biel is damn fine but I doubt people think Alba is that ugly.

Warhammer
02-25-2007, 09:15 PM
Both are lame.

Your dad's lame.

Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us? :o :up:

He is pro. banned?
So that's why he hasn't been around.

Hell hath no fury when he comes to this thread after his ban is over.

Mister J
02-25-2007, 09:16 PM
Anyone else enjoying the fact that JAL is banned for the moment, and probably screaming at the screen right now, knowing he can't respond to any of us? :o :up:
The cessation on Alba spam is rather enjoyable. :o
I know I am. Biel is better in every single aspect. Alba at her finest cant compete with Biel in just about anything, particularly how she looked in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Damn, she looked so hot in that.
Lord, yes. :up:

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1152/jessicabiel7la0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kritish
02-25-2007, 09:18 PM
I call bull **** on this poll though, I find it hard to believe that that few of people picked Alba. Don't have the actress for the sins of the poster.

Crooklyn
02-25-2007, 09:18 PM
I have a feeling that Biel is winning due to anti-Jal sentiments. Biel is damn fine but I doubt people think Alba is that ugly.
It's not about anyone being ugly, just which you think looks better. :huh:

Kritish
02-25-2007, 09:21 PM
It's not about anyone being ugly, just which you think looks better. :huh:

It just find it odd that only eighteen percent of the posters picked the Alba. Whatever.

Crooklyn
02-25-2007, 09:24 PM
It just find it odd that only eighteen percent of the posters picked the Alba. Whatever.
What can we say, Biel got a bangin' body. Alba is just average compared to her. :o

nosebleed.
02-25-2007, 09:25 PM
The Alba...fosho.

jimmy
02-25-2007, 09:29 PM
Biel FTW. Seriously, her body is like WHABAM!

terry78
02-25-2007, 09:33 PM
http://crispixlover.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/jbiel3.jpg

What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside of that trunk?

I'm gon' get you, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. :heart:

Tangled Web
02-25-2007, 09:33 PM
Biel, no question.

Erzengel
02-25-2007, 09:34 PM
It just find it odd that only eighteen percent of the posters picked the Alba. Whatever.
Blame it on over exposure?

Fact is even with roles in FF and Sin City, she's hasn't fully been embraced by the comic book community which is most of this site.

Dodger
02-25-2007, 09:40 PM
Alba for some reason lost alot of weight....big dummy head. So I'm going with biel she still has those curves. omg...that body! :eek:

Fran
02-25-2007, 09:52 PM
I used to not mind Alba.

Until I posted on here and encountered JAL.

:csad:

terry78
02-25-2007, 09:53 PM
Biel's ass also doubles as a coffee table, fyi. The girl is versatile.

Crooklyn
02-25-2007, 09:55 PM
Would you stop it? You're living a lie. :down :o

nosebleed.
02-25-2007, 10:02 PM
This era of The Alba's figure is my fave:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/bM2322-JessicaAlbaIdleHands-4.jpg

theShape
02-25-2007, 10:05 PM
I think we need people to post more pictures so we can decide....

Mister J
02-25-2007, 10:08 PM
I think we need people to post more pictures so we can decide....
As good of an idea as that is, the evil moderators of yor would just merge this into the Hotties thread if it got too pervasive...and that, for all intents and purposes, would kill this lovely discussion on how badly Alba sucks.

Spade
02-25-2007, 10:16 PM
Hmm...I hate both, but if I had to pick one I'd say Alba. People overrate her by loads in terms of her body (which I don't think is worth half the merit), but Biel is a touch too burresque for my tastes.

nosebleed.
02-25-2007, 11:17 PM
The Alba seems so much more flexible...that's kudos enough for me.

StorminNorman
02-25-2007, 11:23 PM
Alba is hot, though I have never been blown away by her.

Biel is just incredible.

Dodger
02-25-2007, 11:36 PM
The Alba seems so much more flexible...that's kudos enough for me.

Dude, biel works out like a man. Have you her legs? she's built like the she-hulk, she so dam flexible I bet.

In fact, biel for she hulk!

jimmy
02-25-2007, 11:45 PM
Alba used to be niiiiiiice back during her Idle Hands days.

GoldenAgeHero
02-25-2007, 11:47 PM
biel

Speedball
02-25-2007, 11:48 PM
Biel.
I'm so tired of Alba. I'll never get tired of Biel.

GoldenAgeHero
02-25-2007, 11:49 PM
http://crispixlover.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/jbiel3.jpg

What you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside of that trunk?

I'm gon' get you, get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump. :heart:


damn,i want to plow that ass!

Reptile
02-25-2007, 11:50 PM
I have a bad felling that JAL is gonna show up

jimmy
02-25-2007, 11:51 PM
He's on probation. :trans:

Tangled Web
02-25-2007, 11:54 PM
Biel has a wonderful ass.

jimmy
02-25-2007, 11:54 PM
Calm down, little bro.

nosebleed.
02-26-2007, 12:01 AM
Dude, biel works out like a man. Have you her legs? she's built like the she-hulk, she so dam flexible I bet.

In fact, biel for she hulk!

Men who work out aren't that incredibly flexible. And when I picture She-Hulk I don't picture flexible. I picture a chick that could snap your neck with her thighs...if you don't have skills.

Kritish
02-26-2007, 12:04 AM
You guys do know that JAL's coming back this tuesday? :ninja:

Reptile
02-26-2007, 12:10 AM
oh god

jimmy
02-26-2007, 12:12 AM
We'll just forget about this thread.

Catman
02-26-2007, 12:35 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/into_the_blue/jessica_alba/intotheblue5.jpghttp://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/elizabethtown/jessica_biel/elizabethtown3.jpg

Cmill216
02-26-2007, 12:37 AM
Jessica Biel.

Close thread.

Catman
02-26-2007, 12:39 AM
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/creepsgirl/jessica%20alba/Jessica20Alba20Mercedes20Benz20Polo.jpghttp://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/willworldwide/4578db27.jpg

Crooklyn
02-26-2007, 12:42 AM
You sure do suck at comparing similar pictures... :o

Road Warrior
02-26-2007, 12:45 AM
I see it this way. Jessica Alba has the better face and Biel has the better body.

Catman
02-26-2007, 12:48 AM
You sure do suck at comparing similar pictures... :o

Who says I'm posting similar pictures?! I'm just giving both ladies equal time. They're both hot despite what everyone says. People just hate JAL so they hate on Alba as well. I've been here 5 yrs and the Alba-hating didn't start till JAL showed up.

Darth Elektra
02-26-2007, 01:16 AM
Alba.

Road Warrior
02-26-2007, 01:22 AM
My favorite Jessica Alba picture:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e329/MC03/Jessica%20Alba/JessicaAlba4_betterquality.jpg

Catman
02-26-2007, 01:30 AM
That was during her Dark Angel days, I believe. Its when she looked her best.

Nathan
02-26-2007, 01:32 AM
Biel. :up:

cryptic name
02-26-2007, 01:55 AM
Biel Dammit

The Riddler
02-26-2007, 01:58 AM
i don't wanna choose!

nosebleed.
02-26-2007, 02:12 AM
The Alba does not have a single bad pic on the internet. I've searched. Even when she's picking her wedgie and getting sand out of her crack on the beach she's hawt. Can you say the same for Biel?

Hades
02-26-2007, 03:44 AM
Alba.

Biel's face is so blah looking to me.

Kevin
02-26-2007, 03:47 AM
Biel. I grew up watching 7th heaven.:( And Alba's overrated.

Warhammer
02-27-2007, 05:32 AM
Doesn't JAL come back today?

Well, here is the thread, dammit.
Let's see what you have to say.

Hades
02-27-2007, 05:41 AM
Doesn't JAL come back today?

Well, here is the thread, dammit.
Let's see what you have to say.I get the feeling he finally decided to drown himself in his backyard.

3dman27
02-27-2007, 06:01 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/into_the_blue/jessica_alba/intotheblue5.jpghttp://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/elizabethtown/jessica_biel/elizabethtown3.jpg

who'd you like theese two fighting over you gentlemen?:ninja:

Asteroid-Man
02-27-2007, 06:10 AM
um...I'll take em both!

Warhammer
05-29-2007, 05:12 PM
BUMP, because this thread still has some juice.

http://www.jessica-biel.net/gallery/events/blade_sydney/bpsyd06.jpg

Kaboom
05-29-2007, 05:16 PM
biel looks like she could beat the living daylights out of you. thats enough for me.

The Chairman
05-29-2007, 05:22 PM
I honestly find both overrated.

DV8
05-29-2007, 05:26 PM
this is by no means an 'easy' match, I would say . . . I remember a poll of these two once, and I narrowly decided in favor of Biel . . . but that was after MUCH debate . . . and I would say one of the deciding factors was indeed due to the Alba's "played-out-ed-ness"

Jolie_Desastre
05-29-2007, 05:30 PM
this kind of reminds me of my old jessica thread, except there were three jessica's. simpson lost big time, it was like biel 50s,alba 40s, and simpson 17 something

Warhammer
05-29-2007, 05:32 PM
I guess this other Jessica thread was before my time, eh?
And I thought my thread was fresh shyit.

:csad:

Jolie_Desastre
05-29-2007, 05:34 PM
I guess this other Jessica thread was before my time, eh?
And I thought my thread was fresh shyit.

:csad:

nah trust me this works better. simpson lost by a landslide in my other one. biel and alba were so close.

Lazlo Panaflex
05-29-2007, 05:35 PM
Both are hot but I prefer Jessica Alba, those plump lips and tanned skin get me going.

Everytime I look at her se me paran los huevos.

DV8
05-29-2007, 05:43 PM
this kind of reminds me of my old jessica thread, except there were three jessica's. simpson lost big time, it was like biel 50s,alba 40s, and simpson 17 something

THAT'S the poll I was talking about! I forgot Simpson was involved in that . . . poor Jessica Simpson's ass LOL! :csad: :word:

The Apatow Crew
05-29-2007, 05:52 PM
Who bumped this thread?:huh:

Wilhelm-Scream
05-29-2007, 05:55 PM
Who bumped this thread?:huh:If you ever wonder that, you can look back and you'll see where there's a post that says it was posted February 2nd, and then the very next post says it was posted today, and you'll have your answer.

Or, in a case like this, you can see on the previous page where Whorewammer said "BUMP", 'cause it was he who bumped it.

The Apatow Crew
05-29-2007, 05:57 PM
I was asking why did they bump it? It's a almost 4 month old thread.

Everyone likes Biel end of story.

If you wanna opost biel pics go to the hottie thread.

Wilhelm-Scream
05-29-2007, 05:58 PM
No. You asked "WHO" bumped it.

KenK
05-29-2007, 07:10 PM
Alba's great and all, but Biel has. . . ."The Biel"!! Hers is an ass all beckys should aspire to have!

terry78
05-29-2007, 07:24 PM
I'm going to see that Chuck and Larry solely for the scene where she's changing clothes and her ass does that jiggle.

PhePhe112
05-29-2007, 07:26 PM
Alba, Biel has a weird nose. :)

(and no, i'm not knit picking....just if i had to choose.)

not enough Alba pics here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/PhePhe112/itb_wallpaper_sam1280x1024_b.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/PhePhe112/jessica_alba_4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/PhePhe112/jessica_alba_42.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/PhePhe112/jessica_alba_52.jpg

(and for the record i did not make any of these wallpapers, found 'em on google.)

Badger
05-29-2007, 07:41 PM
JAL, how's the sour grapes? Tasty?

Super Kal
05-29-2007, 07:47 PM
you kidding me?

Neither...

Natalie Portman is WAY hotter than those two put together.

Asteroid-Man
05-29-2007, 07:51 PM
Alba

Rezzo
05-29-2007, 07:59 PM
Jessica Alba is looking too skinny these days someone needs to give her something to eat and Biel looks more well rounded so Biel easily

TwilightPro101
05-29-2007, 08:35 PM
Alba.

TwilightPro101
05-29-2007, 08:36 PM
This era of The Alba's figure is my fave:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/bM2322-JessicaAlbaIdleHands-4.jpg

Enough said.

Kid Wicked
05-29-2007, 08:36 PM
Jessica Alba > Jessica Biel

Fact

CaptainAmerica
05-29-2007, 08:50 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/smartrc/Hot%20Chicks/Jessica%20Biel/biel_4_274x328.jpg Nuff said.

Dodger
05-29-2007, 08:54 PM
Alba cause she is part Hispanic. :up:

Darth Elektra
05-29-2007, 08:56 PM
Alba.

Badger
05-29-2007, 08:58 PM
http://www.celebrity9.com/img/jessica-biel/wallpapers/jessica-biel-23.jpg

Incrediblejeff
05-29-2007, 08:59 PM
The Alba of course,Eventhough Biel is cute also.

Darth Elektra
05-29-2007, 09:02 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/JALover/ddmscansjalbagqapr2005cov9ck.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/JALover/ddmscansjalbagqapr20050022yr.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/JALover/ddmscansjalbagqapr2005004a5qe.jpg

Spider-Bite
05-29-2007, 09:06 PM
You guys don't know anything about hot. This is hot.













http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070529/070520_lohan_vlrg_10a.widec.jpg

Hunter Rider
05-29-2007, 09:10 PM
they are both pretty girls and Alba has that exotic look but Biel just edges it overall for me

KenK
05-29-2007, 09:15 PM
Alba cause she is part Hispanic. :up:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Not the part that counts!!

terry78
05-29-2007, 09:24 PM
^That cinches it. Biel is part black.

Super Kal
05-29-2007, 10:05 PM
You guys don't know anything about hot. This is hot.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070529/070520_lohan_vlrg_10a.widec.jpg

:huh:

you want hot?... look no further...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH-E/254630.jpg

Spider-Bite
05-29-2007, 10:12 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Not the part that counts!!


Is that biel or alba?

Because Alba has a very nice ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv7_zqDO-3c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=&mode=related&v=yxY9jtD8D7A

terry78
05-29-2007, 10:20 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Not the part that counts!!

I love when that first ass cheek on the left does that little jump.:heart:

KenK
05-29-2007, 10:30 PM
I love when that first ass cheek on the left does that little jump.:heart:

Dammit, it's like you're reading my mind!!:woot:

Badger
05-29-2007, 10:34 PM
That Biel gif is hypnotic. :woot:

:ninja:

Mister J
05-29-2007, 10:39 PM
Is that biel or alba?

That Alba gif is hypnotic. :woot:
That's all Biel.
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6355/drjessicabiel01xg2tg8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DOG LIPS
05-29-2007, 10:42 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif


:eek::eek:
:eek::eek:

Badger
05-29-2007, 10:53 PM
That's all Biel.
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6355/drjessicabiel01xg2tg8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Well, that just makes it that much better. :heart:

Poetic Chaos
05-29-2007, 10:55 PM
That scientific study didn't lie. Face > Body thus Alba > Biel

Kritish
05-29-2007, 10:58 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/JALover/ddmscansjalbagqapr20050022yr.jpg



How can you say no to this? :csad:

Spider-Bite
05-29-2007, 11:30 PM
Okay I went into a trance looking at Biel's bouncing ass cheek. Somebody snap your fingers and wake me up.

Nokio
05-29-2007, 11:47 PM
Alba has my vote.

MaskedManJRK
05-29-2007, 11:53 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Not the part that counts!!

...:wow:...

Booty...hypnotic...!

Darthphere
05-30-2007, 12:03 AM
How can you say no to this? :csad:

Because we're saying yes to this:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Kritish
05-30-2007, 12:07 AM
Because we're saying yes to this:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Yeah, I'll admit I've stared at that for a couple of minuites myself too.

Badger
05-30-2007, 12:22 AM
Yeah, I'll admit I've stared at that for a couple of minuites myself too.

How exactly does that compare to a minute? :woot:

Pickle-El
05-30-2007, 01:29 AM
Biel....Alba has lost too much weight recently. I prefer her with at least 10 more lbs.

Biel has worked hard for what she has....that pooper is off the charts. (especially when you consider she's a white guuuuuuuurl) :eek:

Jager X
05-30-2007, 03:17 AM
here's how i see it, beil's body is far superior to alba's. but alba's face is superior to beil's.
when looking at biel i find myself trying to figure out what is it about her face that's putting me off. no matter how much her body turns me on (ALOT btw), i end up looking at her face which i find so weird looking for some reason. so, based on this alone, i chose alba because of her overall beauty-although sometimes i'm sick as hell of alba and her overexposion.

Vilya
05-30-2007, 04:37 AM
Jessica Alba has more talent.

echostation
05-30-2007, 04:58 AM
Biel is more talented and has a far far more athletic strong body

MrSinisterX3
05-30-2007, 05:22 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/SinisterX3/sincityalba20hjdp0.gif

ALBA

Casius--J
05-30-2007, 07:23 AM
I think Alba is better looking but Biel has a better body.

For me i'd have to vote alba she has a nice face and body where as biel has a sexi body and ok face.

The Kid
05-30-2007, 07:33 AM
Jessica Alba has more talent.

ha ha ha

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 07:36 AM
You people are still talking about this huh?

you should call this thread hotties. 2.0 instead thats what it is.

Canadian Rider
05-30-2007, 07:40 AM
Biel is more attractive, facially and physically. Alba is oddly proportioned and isn't that special looking.

Also Biel can act somewhat, while Alba can't act at all.

So Biel for my vote ... FTW!

The Kid
05-30-2007, 07:42 AM
Lohan's better than both of them

Canadian Rider
05-30-2007, 07:42 AM
Ugh. Uhm. No.

The Kid
05-30-2007, 07:46 AM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/hound.jpghttp://www.chrisabraham.com/lindsayLohanOld.jpg

Go gettem tiger!

Lightning Strykez!
05-30-2007, 07:50 AM
Voting for Jessica.

I mean, Alba. But she REALLY needs to put on more weight--I am not feeling this skinny version at all.

Biel has an awesome physique (the Badonga-donk is fantastic) but her face is crude to me. Body weight can be changed but a face cannot. :dry: Therefore Alba is the hottest for me, she can *become* whatever she wants and still retain her phineness.

redmarvel
05-30-2007, 07:50 AM
Jessica Alba - just for Dark Angel

(I wasn't impressed with her as a blonde in FF)

What has Biel done in the way of T.V. / movies?

Canadian Rider
05-30-2007, 07:51 AM
Biel was on 7th heaven, but she has done several movies. The one the impressed me was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She has been in some others. Alba just bores me ... she was terrible in FF ... oy.

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 07:54 AM
Biel was on 7th heaven, but she has done several movies. The one the impressed me was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She has been in some others. Alba just bores me ... she was terrible in FF ... oy.This means war then!

No more Eva Mendes pics for you anymore.

redmarvel
05-30-2007, 07:57 AM
Biel was on 7th heaven, but she has done several movies. The one the impressed me was Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She has been in some others. Alba just bores me ... she was terrible in FF ... oy.

Never got into the show 7th Heaven... (I'm an SF&F or Mystery fan). Don't watch horrors.

I will agree that Alba was awful in FF - but I blame that on the script they gave her and the director.

Milkman95
05-30-2007, 07:58 AM
I had to go Biel just because Alba is losing too much weight, just like Cal said.

I would have gone with Alba if it were a few years ago when she still had some tone to her, but not now.

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 08:01 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/01-1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/02.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/03.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/04.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/05.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/06.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/07.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 08:02 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/gq20june20scanaw8.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/JessAlba1.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/JessAlba2.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/JessAlba3.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/Fantastic_Four_2_Melbourne_Cinem-2.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/Fantastic_Four_2_Melbourne_Cinem-3.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/Fantastic_Four_2_Melbourne_Cinem-4.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 08:04 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/006.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/007.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/009.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/002.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/004.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/005.jpg

hippy fascist
05-30-2007, 08:07 AM
Lol, you actually care enough about a message board hotties contest to campaign on behalf of this woman you've never met, who would probably find you majorly creepy...

You REALLY need to get laid sometime :o

Milkman95
05-30-2007, 08:13 AM
^Yup, Alba has lost too much weight which makes her head look like a tennis ball on a toothpick.

The Kid
05-30-2007, 08:13 AM
Yeah, I liked the plump juicy dark angel alba better.

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/d/d3/Darkangel2.jpg

She was so cool back then. what happened?

Milkman95
05-30-2007, 08:17 AM
^Exactly, she was at her best in Dark Angel..

Golgo-13
05-30-2007, 08:23 AM
The perfect woman = Alba's face on Biels body.

The Kid
05-30-2007, 08:25 AM
Dark Angel made high school tolerable.

Super Kal
05-30-2007, 08:50 AM
lol, I was wondering when JAL would show up

TNC9852002
05-30-2007, 08:52 AM
Biel is a butterface...Her face is incredibly meh. Alba is much easier on the eyes when it comes to the face.

It's very close in my book. I'd say that Biel's body makes up for her facial flaws and vice versa with Alba. So, I'll say this is a draw.

-TNC

Kaboom
05-30-2007, 08:59 AM
Biel is a butterface...Her face is incredibly meh. Alba is much easier on the eyes when it comes to the face.

It's very close in my book. I'd say that Biel's body makes up for her facial flaws and vice versa with Alba. So, I'll say this is a draw.

-TNC
you bite your tongue!

biel's face is awesome.

ever see her in the pool scene in summer catch?

grawr!

hippy fascist
05-30-2007, 08:59 AM
lol, I was wondering when JAL would show up

Wherever people are not kissing albas ass...

...That's where he'll be

Throwing a hissy fit like a little girl on a sugar rush:o

KenK
05-30-2007, 09:04 AM
I think Biel just has a very strong jawline that offsets her femininity. She's still got great lips and eyes, in my opinion.

terry78
05-30-2007, 09:05 AM
Biel has a somewhat muscular face, more or less...cheekbones and all. You can tell she keeps in shape. Which is why I still think with some makeup and costume work she could do Wonder Woman. She bulked up a little more she'd be on it. Basically that's how most comic artists draw females, with strong features..only Angelina Jolie comes close to looking like a live action Jim Lee picture.

KenK
05-30-2007, 09:12 AM
Biel has a somewhat muscular face, more or less...cheekbones and all. You can tell she keeps in shape. Which is why I still think with some makeup and costume work she could do Wonder Woman. She bulked up a little more she'd be on it. Basically that's how most comic artists draw females, with strong features..only Angelina Jolie comes close to looking like a live action Jim Lee picture.

I definitely agree on the Jolie comment. Everything detail of her face matches with Lee's drawing style. It's frightening.

On the subject of my former #1 favorite becky (Biel's since bumped her down to #2), anyone else think she could stand to put on a little weight? Fifteen, maybe twenty pounds at the most?

redmarvel
05-30-2007, 11:06 AM
For the Dark Angel fans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_-1QaQo3Gg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9B6G8Eq9Fg

Eros
05-30-2007, 11:10 AM
I cannot choose one over the other, your asking people to choose between water or oxygen here.

Jolie_Desastre
05-30-2007, 11:13 AM
the second season was pretty cool, it got a lil weird though towards the end of it

KenK
05-30-2007, 11:24 AM
I cannot choose one over the other, your asking people to choose between water or oxygen here.

You'll die quicker depending on which one you're deprived of.

Eros
05-30-2007, 11:26 AM
You'll die quicker depending on which one you're deprived of.


a slow death, or a quick death, either way you die.

Jager X
05-30-2007, 11:31 AM
Voting for Jessica.

I mean, Alba. But she REALLY needs to put on more weight--I am not feeling this skinny version at all.

Biel has an awesome physique (the Badonga-donk is fantastic) but her face is crude to me. Body weight can be changed but a face cannot. :dry: Therefore Alba is the hottest for me, she can *become* whatever she wants and still retain her phineness.

lmao. her face is crude:woot:

terry78
05-30-2007, 11:35 AM
http://img1.jurko.net/wall/paper/jessica_biel_1.jpg

Biel still has nicer eyes than Alba.

DX
05-30-2007, 11:54 AM
Jessica Alba (1 vote)

M.E.H.Z.E.B
05-30-2007, 11:56 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/ultyone/Biel.gif

Not the part that counts!!

Biel. Coz, I'm an ass-man. :hyper:

TwilightPro101
05-30-2007, 01:38 PM
Since Jessica Alba isn't getting any gif love:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba281io1fg6gl.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba272cn2jl6ih.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba265nc5wy4lm.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba257hb0mt5bq.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba231hq4mw4oi.gif

Warhammer
05-30-2007, 02:06 PM
Jessica Alba has more talent.

...ha, ha, ha.

Lohan's better than both of them

...HA, HA, HA.

^Yup, Alba has lost too much weight which makes her head look like a tennis ball on a toothpick.

Hahaha. :D (Seriously, this time)

Yeah, I liked the plump juicy dark angel alba better.

http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/d/d3/Darkangel2.jpg

She was so cool back then. what happened?

:up: :up:

The Kid
05-30-2007, 03:17 PM
Biel. Coz, I'm an ass-man. :hyper:

I don't think you're an ass.

Superman4ever
05-30-2007, 04:40 PM
I don't think you're an ass.

LOL:woot:

Right now I'm on a Alba high so...

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7529/alba135ep1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Superman4ever
05-30-2007, 04:45 PM
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4559/alba85et7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mister J
05-30-2007, 04:49 PM
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9352/jessicabiel4ty3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6456/jessicabiel019dz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Golgo-13
05-30-2007, 05:04 PM
Alba may be cute in the 'little girl sense' but she just seems too sweet. She seems like one of those chicks that'll make you wait for marriage to do the do with.

Biel on the otherhand looks very womanly. She looks like she'll tie you to the bed, screaming "whos d**k is this'... :up: and that's why i voted for her. :up:

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 05:10 PM
I see nothing's changed in the 9 hours since i've been in here.

Hunter Rider
05-30-2007, 05:12 PM
Biel on the otherhand looks very womanly. She looks like she'll tie you to the bed, screaming "whos d**k is this'... :up: and that's why i voted for her. :up:

LMAO:woot:

I see nothing's changed in the 9 hours since i've been in here.

Eh ?:huh: Jess A added 23 votes since last night

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 05:14 PM
Eh ?:huh: Jess A added 23 votes since last nightReally looks like i'm doign my job then.

Jack Rabbit
05-30-2007, 05:27 PM
Lesse. They're both pretty terrible actresses, as far as I'm concerned...but Alba's been in better movies...and is far more attractive. I can't believe Biel is winning this.:huh:

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 05:29 PM
Lesse. They're both pretty terrible actresses, as far as I'm concerned...but Alba's been in better movies...and is far more attractive. I can't believe Biel is winning this.:huh:It's just to try and make me mad. That's all it is.

Darthphere
05-30-2007, 05:30 PM
Lesse. They're both pretty terrible actresses, as far as I'm concerned...but Alba's been in better movies...and is far more attractive. I can't believe Biel is winning this.:huh:

We have these things called opinions. A lot of us have different ones.

It's just to try and make me mad. That's all it is.

Stop being delusional.:whatever:

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 05:32 PM
Stop being delusional.:whatever:Who says i am.

It's all about me! me! me! me! me!


:woot: :yay:

batdude
05-30-2007, 06:09 PM
This is a tough one. Jessica Alba is hotter, but Jessica Biel has the best butt known to man.

Jack Rabbit
05-30-2007, 06:13 PM
We have these things called opinions. A lot of us have different ones.


Really? Tell me more.

And in my opinion, Alba would win.:wow:

The Kid
05-30-2007, 06:14 PM
LOL:woot:

Right now I'm on a Alba high so...

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/7529/alba135ep1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Quoted for booty.

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 06:14 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag287.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag288.jpg
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag290.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag291.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag292.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/879jessalba4hf.jpg

WorthyStevens
05-30-2007, 06:15 PM
Biel by far.

Alba is eeexxxxxtttrrreeemmmeeeeelllyyyyy overrated.

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 06:18 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag280.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag282.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag274.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/WZ166_SUE_STORM_5.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/newf4-32.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/newf4-19.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/newf4-18.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 06:19 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag293.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag279.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag277.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag276.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag275.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag273.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag2854it.jpg

Golgo-13
05-30-2007, 06:20 PM
http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/jessib/JessicaBielE_Cohen_11612090.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 06:22 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag240.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag239.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag237.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag224.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag222.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag221.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/mag262.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 06:23 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem011.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem010.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem009.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem007.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem003.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem002.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem001.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-30-2007, 06:33 PM
Okay one last thing for now.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/GQ00.gif

Speedball
05-30-2007, 07:06 PM
My vote is for Jessica Tandy. :o

Showtime
05-30-2007, 08:20 PM
Biel all the way for me.

Super Kal
05-30-2007, 08:23 PM
if only there was a portman option...

TwilightPro101
05-30-2007, 09:04 PM
Since Jessica Alba isn't getting any gif love:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba281io1fg6gl.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba272cn2jl6ih.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba265nc5wy4lm.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba257hb0mt5bq.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba/chicksjessicaalba231hq4mw4oi.gif

Reason enough.

terry78
05-30-2007, 09:14 PM
Dude, you're gonna have to chill with all these big ass pics. My computer is slow as a mother****er. :cmad:

MrSinisterX3
05-30-2007, 09:20 PM
alba alba alba, too me she gets way more love on tv too.

TwilightPro101
05-30-2007, 09:42 PM
Just isn't the same without the Dark Angel on TV anymore. I do agree, but she's become a heavy hitter in the box office department.

rodhulk
05-30-2007, 10:59 PM
I don't know, I like both. Perhaps Alba. But I just don't know.

TwilightPro101
05-30-2007, 11:14 PM
Alba's always topping my list thanks to DARK ANGEL and SIN CITY.

Sloth7d
05-30-2007, 11:21 PM
I like both, but if I held Jessica Alba in my hands I'd feel so inferior I might break up with her. Shes gorgeous and SEEMS like a good person, practically a sweet heart.
Jessica Biel I could date without feeling inferior or being blown away by her looks and personality to the point I'd break up with her.

Frico
05-30-2007, 11:27 PM
Biel for me. All ****in way. :up:

Aside from having such a great ass, which I imagine doin' all sorts of things too (:ninja:), she's gotta be one of the most beautiful women out there today.

Plus I just saw a preview for her new flick with Adam Sandler called "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry". Jesus, it was pure hotness :heart:

TwilightPro101
05-30-2007, 11:28 PM
Their both hot!

Casius--J
05-31-2007, 03:25 AM
Ummm just how many pix of alba do you have JAL????:huh:

TwilightPro101
05-31-2007, 03:48 AM
I'm betting on just about everyone of them and honestly don't blame him for collecting them like that. She's a goddess.

M.E.H.Z.E.B
05-31-2007, 04:07 AM
I don't think you're an ass.

That's always good to know. :hyper:

TwilightPro101
05-31-2007, 04:14 AM
Come on. More pics here people:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Biel/jessicabiel4.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Biel/jessicabiel20what20a20pair2120.jpg

TwilightPro101
05-31-2007, 04:23 AM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/sinsity22ASS.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/jessica_alba_151824g.jpg

Drakon
05-31-2007, 04:59 AM
Four things:

1) I just can't find Alba that hot anymore, and it took me forever, but I think I figured out why. She's too "cute". I'd be sitting at home after a date with her, and thinking "Dude. I just made it to second base with someone's sister" instead of "Damn right she's hot". Biel has more of that "sexy" vibe, to me.

2) PLEASE keep that Natalie Portman crap out of here. Nobody wants to see that here. Hence "JESSICA" being in the thread title.

3) Anyone who says Jessica Biel is unattractive either needs glasses, or was dropped down a flight of stairs into a cave made of lead paint chips and they had to eat their way out. She's fit, yes, but not overly muscular. I mean, yeah, she's got muscles, but she's not Joanie Laurer, or anything. If you don't find her attrative, that's fine. But to say she's unattrative is just plain ignorance.

4) Stop using the word "overrated". It's so overrated. :cmad:

Golgo-13
05-31-2007, 07:48 AM
This maybe a little inappropriate for some but i'm in my 30's and all this talk about Biel on here yesterday , gave me my first wetdream i've had since i was a teenager.....

....now that's power Ms.Biel! :up:

Drakon
05-31-2007, 07:52 AM
Shouldn't you be cleaning your sheets or something?

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:57 AM
Ummm just how many pix of alba do you have JAL????:huh:I don't know how many do you think i have?:woot: :yay:

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 08:03 AM
LOOK AT THESE PICS OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.tv-community.de/news-berichte-fotos-t1526,start,1925.html

there from parade magazine. Its from this coming Sundays Issue.

Jager X
05-31-2007, 09:29 AM
the only reason i voted alba was because of the face. if we were comparing bodies then i would have voted for biel a long time ago. i still can't figure out what's so unsettling about biel's face when i look at photos of her but she's still sexy though, in a nicole sheridan kind of way.

Casius--J
05-31-2007, 09:29 AM
I don't know how many do you think i have?:woot: :yay:

Lol as some1 said, all of them!:cwink:

Jolie_Desastre
05-31-2007, 10:49 AM
cool parade interview jal

Apollo
05-31-2007, 11:00 AM
Jessica Biel, Jessica alba reminds me to much of my sister

Kebab gud
05-31-2007, 11:08 AM
Jessica Biel, Jessica alba reminds me to much of my sister

picture or she's not real!

I'm a Biel man myself.. i find alba hot as hell.. but Biel seems smarter.. and I have a thing for smart chicks.. hot and smart chicks..

TwilightPro101
05-31-2007, 01:08 PM
LOOK AT THESE PICS OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.tv-community.de/news-berichte-fotos-t1526,start,1925.html

there from parade magazine. Its from this coming Sundays Issue.

Now, that rocks!

ShadowBoxing
05-31-2007, 03:50 PM
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jessica2.jpg
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jessica.jpg
http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/jessica_biel_bikini_pictures_padd_4593b3221176b-t.jpg
http://theburningbra.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg

ShadowBoxing
05-31-2007, 03:53 PM
http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Biel/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg
http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Biel/jessica-biel-bikini-1.jpg
http://theblemish.com/images/2006/12/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg
http://imnotobsessed.com/image/jes_beil_bikini_hat5.jpg

TwilightPro101
05-31-2007, 03:54 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/69c9.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/32c1.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/4b59.jpg

Orko Is King
05-31-2007, 03:56 PM
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jessica2.jpg
http://hollywood.outsidethebeltway.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jessica.jpg
http://www.superphotospace.com/images/thumb/jessica_biel_bikini_pictures_padd_4593b3221176b-t.jpg
http://theburningbra.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jessica-biel-bikini.jpg

I like a girl that can beat the livin **** outta me.

Halcohol
05-31-2007, 04:10 PM
Jessica Alba, but I have a thing for brunettes :D

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 04:48 PM
cool parade interview jalYes indeed it is.

shigsy2003
05-31-2007, 05:00 PM
Jessica Alba, easily. She is far more attractive...well for me this is like comparing Jean Grey to the Hulk as I don't find Biel attractive at all. (No offense meant to those that do).

theShape
05-31-2007, 05:05 PM
I've posted in this thread before, but now that it's back...Biel.

Plus, I think Biel would be a better **** anyway. :up:

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:08 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/D.gif
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/m_f8e5fac2959a19247eaa506aaa1d86c8.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/2rc0bc1.gif

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/e59d.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/jessica-alba-3.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/jessica-alba-mexico.jpg

bulok
05-31-2007, 05:13 PM
Biel's nose job bothers me

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:13 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag001.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag002.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag003.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag004.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag005.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag006.jpg

KenK
05-31-2007, 05:13 PM
Damn, Diddy was SOOO peekin'!!

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:14 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag007.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag008.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag009.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag010.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag011.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/parademag012.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:22 PM
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070522/jessica%20biel%20uk%20may%2017/bielbanner.jpgSexy X.:o :woot: :yay:

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:24 PM
http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/6821/jessicaalbacborrow01cy7.th.jpg (http://img483.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbacborrow01cy7.jpg) http://img153.imagevenue.com/loc908/th_26536_003_122_908lo.jpg (http://img153.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=26536_003_122_908lo.jpg) http://img157.imagevenue.com/loc881/th_26553_002_122_881lo.jpg (http://img157.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=26553_002_122_881lo.jpg)




http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/Parade01_122_556lo.jpg

Mister J
05-31-2007, 05:30 PM
Good Lord, Ms. Biel :wow: :up:

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:33 PM
http://img107.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-26780/loc220/66084_orig_Jessica_Biel_booty_122_220lo.jpg
BAM

http://img133.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-5982/loc42/66080_jessica_biel_booty02_122_42lo.jpg

Perfectly shaped :woot: with all the curves in the right spots :woot:She's sticking it out. If BK/Crooklyn were here he'd same the same thing. she arches her back so it sticks out.

The Kid
05-31-2007, 05:36 PM
http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/spongebob_1.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 05:43 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/jalbapeoplemag091rn.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/jalbapeoplemag087oy.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/jalbapeoplemag08b4do.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/01JessicaAlba354.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/01JessicaAlba231.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/01JessicaAlba318.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4ukprem007.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:13 PM
i can do this forever. I don't know about you people.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album83/jessica-alba-bs050701.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album81/jessica-alba-05200701.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album81/jessica-alba-05200702.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album81/jessica-alba-05200703.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album81/jessica-alba-05200708.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album81/jessica-alba-05200709.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album81/jessica-alba-05200710.jpg

Sloth7d
05-31-2007, 07:13 PM
So this is basically a battle of the powers of the Ass V.S. the powers of the face. Which one do men prefer? Or atleast thats how these pics and comments portray it.:ninja:

terry78
05-31-2007, 07:15 PM
^You don't need to see her face if you're in the right position. :o

Sloth7d
05-31-2007, 07:17 PM
Nor do you need to see her body if your in the right position. Yeah think about that.:yay:

Sloth7d
05-31-2007, 07:20 PM
But you can always see the body :oldrazz:
But with that face doing(censored-censored-censored)do you need to? Think about it.:cwink:

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:21 PM
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7197/intotheblue01gf7.gif
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9286/invisiblewomaninbraandpmk6.gif
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2087/idlehandsgifoy7.gif
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/6017/idlehandsgif02sl1.gif

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:22 PM
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/769/20089do4.gif-

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:31 PM
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/020gc.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/034sp.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/050ax.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/t_rosario_dawson--jessica_alba.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/941b.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/ricohete/Jessica%20Alba%202/jessica-alba-3.jpg

The Last Meatbag
05-31-2007, 07:34 PM
Biel seems more mature and like less of a dip****.

Plus she doesn't suck as Sue Storm.

SWAT
05-31-2007, 07:34 PM
If there was a shot in hell, I ever could choose between the two. I'd pick Alba.

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:38 PM
Shes thinking of me in these here.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc027.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc026.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc024.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc025.jpg

Here shes like wat you say? Don't make me cut you.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc021.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc020.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4pc022.jpg

The Apatow Crew
05-31-2007, 07:40 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/darkangel017.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/JessicaAlba.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/sincity071nm.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/oscars4.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/oscars2.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/f4seprem001.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/itb077.jpg