Hype Deathmatches 3: Civil War (Who's Side Are You On?) Preliminary Thread

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 3 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: ?? players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

Let's see who has made the cut so far:

Abaddon
Amazing Lee
AndthePickles
Asteroid-Man
Blind Fury
Brutal
Calvin
Canadian Rider
CConn
Celldog
Cmill216
Colossal Spoons
Comicboy
Darren Daring
Darthphere
DBella
Duende Verde
Enterthemadness
Farmerfran
Flexo
GoldenAgeHero
GhostRider87
Hades
Heypapajinx
Hunter Rider
Immortalfire
J Alba's Lover
Jaguarr
JLBats
Kainedamo
Kaleb
Kipobe
Kritish
Kyalesyin
Lackey
Lightning Strykez
Master Chief
Matt
Mee
Mr. Credible
Mr. Sparkle
Red Marvel
Ronny Shade
ShadowBoxing
Sofa
StorminNormin
Taiwarriorz21
Tangled Web
Terry78
TheManofBat
Tzarinna
Venom Drool
Wilhelm-Scream
Won '08
X-Chick
Zer00

Okay, I may still add to this list. Some of the matches will have 3 or more opponents.

I will divide them up after I'm confident I added everyone deserving to the list.

The first 2 matches will start on Monday.

[Mee]

And so it begins.

[Matt]

I'd like to nominate Memphis Slim!

[Erzengel]

He's there under Celldog.

[BRUTAL]

Top secret picture of ERZ...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/ShangTsungMKSM.jpg/225px-ShangTsungMKSM.jpg

:csad:

[Matt]

He's there under Celldog.

Ah. Touche! Can I have him?

[Erzengel]

I'm working on the vs. now.

[BRUTAL]

I am pretty sure most people on that list hate me for one reason or another... I smell defeat on the horizon...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I am pretty sure most people on that list hate me for one reason or another... I smell defeat on the horizon...
300-style defeat with honor can be more delicious than trouncing everyone in your path like I always do. :csad:

[Mee]

Pride cometh before a fall. :cmad:

[Erzengel]

I can't believe I lost the finale to Dog Lips. :csad:

[Kaleb]

oh very nice :dry:

[BRUTAL]

300-style defeat with honor can be more delicious than trouncing everyone in your path like I always do. :csad:

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/2531/2531.jpg

[Erzengel]

I think I need like 4 more people. So keep those nominations coming in.

[Mee]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/aquaman.jpg

[jaguarr]

I am pretty sure most people on that list hate me for one reason or another... I smell defeat on the horizon...

You'd be surprised. I thought the same thing in the last round of deathmatches and I went pretty damn far without even participating or pandering for votes. Hell, I didn't even vote myself.

jag

[Erzengel]

You'd be surprised. I thought the same thing in the last round of deathmatches and I went pretty damn far without even participating or pandering for votes. Hell, I didn't even vote myself.

jag
That didn't stop you from bringing in the haterz league against me. :cmad:

[dpm07]

I'm looking forward to observing the Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War. It's long overdue. I can hear the Mortal Kombat music playing in my head even now...

[jaguarr]

That didn't stop you from bringing in the haterz league against me. :cmad:

You forced my hand on that one. Don't catch feelings. :o You still won, I believe, because I remained steadfast in my pledge to not vote at all. Crybaby.

jag

[BRUTAL]

I'm looking forward to observing the Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War. It's long overdue. I can hear the Mortal Kombat music playing in my head even now...

Top secret picture of ERZ...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/ShangTsungMKSM.jpg/225px-ShangTsungMKSM.jpg

:csad:

... :o

[BRUTAL]

Erz, let me know if you want some graphics done for this thing... I'm down pro-bono

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can't believe I lost the finale to Dog Lips. :csad:You'd slaughter him today, he's bogged down with all that mod-stink, and sits aloof in his tower. :csad:

[Calvin]

There was a second deathmatch?

[Erzengel]

Okay I got 52 posters in 24 matches. I think I'm all set. I will leave this thread open just in case I might have forgotton anyone.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There was a second deathmatch?Holly did one and then aborted it while you were traipsing around in a Bohemian fantasy world with your Baudelaire and Camus.

[kainedamo]

What, has my popularity fallen since I've been gone??

ShadowBoxing for the ultimate win, I say. From what I hear, he's built like a brick **** house. Though I've never seen any proof.

[Calvin]

How homo-erotic of you, KD.

[Matt]

What, has my popularity fallen since I've been gone??


Once you stopped stalking Vicki you just became so much less interesting.

[kainedamo]

I'm going to have to do something drastic to win you all back over!!

[Calvin]

Suicide for the win!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm going to have to do something drastic to win you all back over!!My best suggestion...procure a clip of the Dakota Fanning rape scene and have yourself expertly CG'd into it as the perpetrator, then post it under the title, "Hottest.Video.EvAr!:eek:"

That will get the cogs turning again.

[Won '08]

What the hell is this?

[Erzengel]

A glorified popularity contest that's real purpose is to provide me with entertainment between the hours of 8-5 Mon through Fri.

[BRUTAL]

Working at work IS for losers

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just won't do it. :casualface:

[Mee]

:nakedFriday'sface:

[kainedamo]

My best suggestion...procure a clip of the Dakota Fanning rape scene and have yourself expertly CG'd into it as the perpetrator, then post it under the title, "Hottest.Video.EvAr!:eek:"

That will get the cogs turning again.

You know, I'm reading that, and I'm trying to wonder if that would be against the law or not.

You know, I think legally I could probably get away with that!

[BRUTAL]

Co-Worker: Hey can you help me put the water jug on the dispenser...
Me: :wilhelm:
Co-Worker: I-Is that a "No"?
Me: :intensewilhelm:
Co-Worker: I am uncomfortable...
Me: :wilhelmfap:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think legally I could probably get away with that!
Nope.

[BRUTAL]

Aw let him have his "fun" Wil...

[jaguarr]

You know, I think legally I could probably get away with that!

I'm sure you could, too, even though I'm not a lawyer. Do it! :up:

jag

[Mr Sparkle]

:intensewilhelm: LMAO

[Cmill216]

*prays he gets a winnable first round matchup because people who get knocked out of the first round suck ass and he really doesn't want to suck ass so that's why he's praying for a winnable first round matchup so he won't have to suck ass and stuff so yeah care bears*

[Erzengel]

I'm done with the matchups. Let's just say I tried really hard to match people up in this 1st round by popularity.

Some people have harder jobs because they are going against up to 2 people at the same time.

[Erzengel]

I'm sure you could, too, even though I'm not a lawyer. Do it! :up:

jag
I'm not a lawyer but I pretend to be one at the bars and I say he should go for it.

[ShadowBoxing]

Nope.
I'll vote for Kaine if it somehow involves him going to Prison. He'll get a girlfriend there real fast...or become one, it's definitely one or the two.

[Kritish]

Is this a deathmatch like in who would win in a real fight? Or just who people think's cooler?

[ShadowBoxing]

Is this a deathmatch like in who would win in a real fight? Or just who people think's cooler?
It's suppose to be who would win in a real fight. But it always ends up a popularity contest.

[Cmill216]

Is this a deathmatch like in who would win in a real fight? Or just who people think's cooler?

....

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4. To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

[Da Docta]

Shouldn't this be Hype Deathmatch IV?
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234467

And *whose :o

EDIT- ahh, a continuation. :o

[Darren Daring]

BBTOE goddamnit!

[NewYorkSpider]

I didn't make the list.:csad:

[Darren Daring]

Psssh, Duh. You're not a supercool winenr like me.

But one day, son. You keep training, keep at it, you can make the list. Hell, I'll make it my mission.

[TEDDY]

Where's TEDDY?

[Cmill216]

I didn't make the list.:csad:

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3150/s1912dd8.jpg

[Darren Daring]

****ing up Survivor, get lost.

[NewYorkSpider]

Oh Well. I will let everybody kill themselves. Then I will rule the Hype. :evillaugh:

[Darren Daring]

Ugh. Nevermind.

[Cmill216]

I really hope I draw farmerfran in the first round.

Then I can have the pleasure of saying I once competed against Fran Drescher's cousin.

[StorminNorman]

I am amazed that I made this list :up:

[TEDDY]

I'm amazed I didn't :down:

[Darren Daring]

Well, Somebody has to go in the first round:arrogantdick:

[Kevin]

Aww crap.

[heypapajinx]

WHERE'S HADES!?!?
i wanted to show him once and for all that i was better than him.
or at least more coherent!:cmad:
that guy is the ULTIMATE space cadet.

[Kyalesyin]

So, when do we find out who we're up against?

[heypapajinx]

So, when do we find out who we're up against?
1st battle goes down on Monday

[Drakon]

Wait. Toven shaved her head?!

[Fran]

Whoa. Cool. :up:

[Fran]

I really hope I draw farmerfran in the first round.

Then I can have the pleasure of saying I once competed against Fran Drescher's cousin.

You know, that joke was kinda funny about 3 months ago. :huh:

[Darren Daring]

And now it's funny again. It's cyclical, baby!

[Warhammer]

This looks interesting.

[Warhammer]

I didn't make the list.:csad:

Shyit, you ain't the only one.
I don't hang out in the Community as much as others, but my general respect is far overdue....

[Darthphere]

Oh god, help me.

[GoldenAgeHero]

hmm im in this match. hmmm

[Cmill216]

You know, that joke was kinda funny about 3 months ago. :huh:

And so were GR87 jokes, until he nearly won the pool and the Titans actually DID prove us all wrong. But that sure as hell hasn't stopped you, now has it....Fran Drescher's cousin? ;) :up:

[Kritish]

But it always ends up a popularity contest.

But I wanted to use my beserker rage. :(

[Erzengel]

You are lucky I'm not in this.

A beserker rage is no match for formidable math skills.

[Drakon]

Erz, I'd beat you silly. And if not, I'd change my character sheet so that I could.

[Fran]

And so were GR87 jokes, until he nearly won the pool and the Titans actually DID prove us all wrong. But that sure as hell hasn't stopped you, now has it....Fran Drescher's cousin? ;) :up:

I forgot about that :csad::up:

But yeah, she says hi to everyone on here. :o

[Kritish]

I want to fight! :cmad:

[Cmill216]

But yeah, she says hi to everyone on here. :o

What's she like at family reunions?

[Speedball]

So...How does this work and how do I get involved?

[Fran]

What's she like at family reunions?

Picture her in "The Nanny," but in real-life. :csad:

So...How does this work and how do I get involved?

You don't go to it... it goes to you.

[Erzengel]

So...How does this work and how do I get involved?
Read my first post.

I basically picked most of the well known "active" posters, ones with high post counts, along with mods, "trolls" etc.

[Erzengel]

Erz, I'd beat you silly. And if not, I'd change my character sheet so that I could.

You couldn't handle my "differential equations of doom" sneak attack or my derivative fighting style. :o

[Kaleb]

do I have a choice if I want to participate or not?

[Erzengel]

No.

[Drakon]

You couldn't handle my "differential equations of doom" sneak attack or my derivative fighting style. :o

I can edit polls. I win.

http://www.dickdynamite.com/forum/images/smiles/DD-Ninja.gif

[Iceman]

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is allowedNot sure why this is allowed but I'm more than happy to abuse it. :huh: :yay:

[Erzengel]

Ugh. I should have read Toven's rules before I posted them.

Revised Rule: Multiple voting is not allowed and it's up to me to decide. So if I don't recognize your username and you've been here for like 2 years with 15 posts, I'm going to discount that vote. Same thing with people who happen to join and vote on the same day.

[Iceman]

:up:

[Mee]

I like the one username thing. Yes.

[SacredGod~108]

Replace "Won'08" With me. I'm taking his place. *ahem*

[Da Docta]

Ugh. I should have read Toven's rules before I posted them.

Revised Rule: Multiple voting is not allowed and it's up to me to decide. So if I don't recognize your username and you've been here for like 2 years with 15 posts, I'm going to discount that vote. Same thing with people who happen to join and vote on the same day.
Where the fun in that?

[Warhammer]

Replace "Won'08" With me. I'm taking his place. *ahem*

...and I'll replace you. :o

[Fran]

Banned :o

[SapphirePrima]

Dang, we never finished the last one.:(

[Abaddon]

when the hell I sign up for this?:huh:

[SapphirePrima]

when the hell I sign up for this?:huh:
he picks who plays:ninja:

[Erzengel]

he picks who plays:ninja:

Top secret picture of ERZ...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ea/ShangTsungMKSM.jpg/225px-ShangTsungMKSM.jpg

:D :up:

[jaguarr]

Replace "Won'08" With me. I'm taking his place. *ahem*

Why don't you ever pick a screen name and stay with it? :huh:

jag

[Erzengel]

I don't like typing more letters than I have to. :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Everybody but me is goin' down! :cmad:

[jaguarr]

Everybody but me is goin' down! :cmad:

*insert obvious "...on your girlfriend" joke*

:hyper:

jag

[AndThePickles]

Everybody but me is goin' down! :cmad:

Pssh, don't you mean ME? :o

[Colossal Spoons]

*insert obvious "...on your girlfriend" joke*

:hyper:

jag

Whatever, as long as I win SHH Deathmatch. That' all that matters in life. :cmad::o

Pssh, don't you mean ME? :o

Last time I checked, you weren't me so......you're goin down.

[AndThePickles]

Last time I checked, you weren't me so......you're goin down.

Actually, if it's me v.s. you....you have a heap more posts than me so....:csad: *discouraged*

[jaguarr]

Whatever, as long as I win SHH Deathmatch. That' all that matters in life. :cmad::o


You need some serious help with your priorities, dude. :dry:

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

Actually, if it's me v.s. you....you have a heap more posts than me so....:csad: *discouraged*

Post count has nothing to do with it. It's more about me being genetically more awesome than you....cuz I'm a man.

Y chromosomes FTW!

[Colossal Spoons]

You need some serious help with your priorities, dude. :dry:

jag


I'll help your dude, priorities! :cmad:

[jaguarr]

I'll help your dude, priorities! :cmad:

<Ron Burgandy>That...doesn't even...make sense?</Ron Burgandy> Did you hit your head snowboarding? :huh:

jag

[AndThePickles]

You need some serious help with your priorities, dude. :dry:

jag

School him jag! :cmad:

Post count has nothing to do with it. It's more about me being genetically more awesome than you....cuz I'm a man.

Y chromosomes FTW!

No way, I am definitely genetically better than you.....people will vote for me because I'm a sexy woman :o Except for the sexists who will vote for you because they want a man to win. :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

<Ron Burgandy>That...doesn't even...make sense?</Ron Burgandy> Did you hit your head snowboarding? :huh:

jag

Heh, all jokes aside. I did take one pretty bad spill and may have rattled my medulla :(

School him jag! :cmad:


No way, I am definitely genetically better than you.....people will vote for me because I'm a sexy woman :o Except for the sexists who will vote for you because they want a man to win. :cmad:

School him? You're so corny. And men > women. It's science.

[Cmill216]

If it came down to a Spoons/Pickles match up, I don't know who'd I vote for.


.......**** it. Pickles would get the vote. Why? Because she's a woman.

And yes, I'm well aware of the weakness of that rationale. But you know what? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.

....wait, what....

[Arkady Rossovich]

Damn,why doesn`t anyone put me into these popularity contests?

[AndThePickles]

School him? You're so corny.
Corny? At least I can think and type properly! :cmad:

And men > women. It's science.

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.

[Colossal Spoons]

If it came down to a Spoons/Pickles match up, I don't know who'd I vote for.


.......**** it. Pickles would get the vote. Why? Because she's a woman.

And yes, I'm well aware of the weakness of that rationale. But you know what? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.

....wait, what....

Ok negro, I got my eyes on you. All 3!

[AndThePickles]

If it came down to a Spoons/Pickles match up, I don't know who'd I vote for.


.......**** it. Pickles would get the vote. Why? Because she's a woman.

And yes, I'm well aware of the weakness of that rationale. But you know what? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.

....wait, what....

Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true :heart:

[Cmill216]

Ok negro, I got my eyes on you. All 3!

Mutant! :wow: :cmad:

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/6230/mra2gw3.jpg

[Colossal Spoons]

Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true :heart:


How am I supposed to respect you now? I should make it rain on you...

[AndThePickles]

How am I supposed to respect you now? I should make it rain on you...

I have the power to make people's wildest dreams come true...that should deserve lots of respect! :cmad:

[Darthphere]

My god in heaven.

[Cmill216]

Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true :heart:

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4962/einblushta2.gif

"Gosh. What should I do? If I tell her how I feel, I might get my head busted in. But if I don't, I'll live in a dark, painful world of regret and loneliness. **** this, I'm gonna go masturbate to some Bulma pictures."

[Darthphere]

If I win this (which I wont) my ego would explode, so please, make me win/lose.

[Fran]

Between Pickles and Spoons...

Pickles.

[AndThePickles]

Between Pickles and Spoons...

Pickles.

Yay! :woot::heart:

[Master Chief]

Vote for me and your wildest dreams will come true :heart:

I dream of a world where any wound, any sickness can be healed. Make it happen please. :csad: Anyway this would be a cooler competition if there were actually battling. I'm going to multiple vote just to be an *******.

[Fran]

Banned. :meow:

[Master Chief]

You've posted that so many times it hurts, F. Physically.

[Fran]

The :meow: constitutes a joke, my friend.

I voted for you in the girl/bi battle.

[Master Chief]

There's a fine line between a joke and a catchphrase. You're slowly erasing the line and it's giving me an ulcer. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/LilBrother/Smilies/3597.gif

[Lightning Strykez!]

Whoa...I just noticed I made the list...:eek:

[heypapajinx]

who won?

[Assassin]

I wanna fight :(

[Kevin]

I wanna fight :(
...Don't see why. I hate that I'm apart of this.

[The Amazing Lee]

Vote for me...and I may not rape you.

[Erzengel]

...Don't see why. I hate that I'm apart of this.
http://images.parenthood.com/baby-cry.jpg

[The Amazing Lee]

http://images.parenthood.com/baby-cry.jpg

Anakin?

http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00090/Hayden_Christensen_s_90688o.jpg

[Kevin]

http://images.parenthood.com/baby-cry.jpg
:) Well, I do.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Between Pickles and Spoons...

Pickles.Everybody knows it goes bro's before ho's.

[Fran]

Well............................

I'll review this once they face each other in a deathmatch round.

[AndThePickles]

Everybody knows it goes bro's before ho's.

Well since I'm not a ho, that rule doesn't work :o I can't think of a cool rhyming way to say "beautiful, intelligent women before men" but that's the way it should be! :cmad::cmad::cmad:

In conclusion, I really hope I don't have to do battle with my boyfriend :csad:

[The Amazing Lee]

Well since I'm not a ho, that rule doesn't work :o I can't think of a cool rhyming way to say "beautiful, intelligent women before men" but that's the way it should be! :cmad::cmad::cmad:

In conclusion, I really hope I don't have to do battle with my boyfriend :csad:

Gals before males? :huh:

[Colossal Spoons]

Gals before pals

[Abaddon]

chicks before d*cks.

[Duende Verde]

Vote for me...and I may not rape you.


You can't be trusted!:cmad:

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/Lee-Rapist-Search.jpg

[The Amazing Lee]

What's so funny in that picture...is just the suit and no prescense of neck. :up:

Although the hat tops it off. :cmad:

[The Amazing Lee]

chicks before d*cks.

Boobs before dudes. :up:

[Kyalesyin]

Boobs before dudes. :up:

I could work with this one.

[AndThePickles]

Hahaha thanks for helpin me out there everyone. Good phrases :up:

[The Amazing Lee]

Flange before man? :confused:

[Assassin]

http://images.parenthood.com/baby-cry.jpg

Make me a special guest ref in the GAH match pleeeeease.