Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 2 - Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1560/pseudovixenbattlexp9.gif

3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5. Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. Comicboy vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm vs. TheManofBat
11. CConn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

[Halcohol]

Aw, man. It's gotta be public? Damn.

I need to think on this one.

[Kaleb]

crap

[Colossal Spoons]

These match-ups were very well picked :up:

[DOG LIPS]

8. Zer00 vs. DBella


Ha ha ha. Riiigght.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ha, suh-WeeT match-ups.:up:
I can't even vote on this one. That's how good they are.

And thanks for throwin' me that softball, pal.
Holly would've made it jag vs. Wilhelm right from the start.

[jaguarr]

Who the hell is jaguaar? :huh:

At any rate, these are tough match-ups. This one's hard because both ladies are saucy, smart, sexy and kinky as hell. How could I possibly choose? :(

jag

[Canadian Rider]

I voted for Kaz. She and I joined around the same time. While Red certainly spices up every thread :ghost: Dammit!, Kaz brings some piss and vinegar ... as well as getting everyone hot, boys and girls alike :)

Cat fight!

[Colossal Spoons]

Jag said saucy :D

[Erzengel]

Ha, suh-WeeT match-ups.:up:
I can't even vote on this one. That's how good they are.

And thanks for throwin' me that softball, pal.
Holly would've made it jag vs. Wilhelm right from the start.
Yeah I know. I need the excitement to carry on in the next few rounds.

Some of these are really tough. You vote for Marvel and I'll vote for Kyal or vice versa. :up:

Who the hell is jaguaar? :huh:

At any rate, these are tough match-ups. This one's hard because both ladies are saucy, smart, sexy and kinky as hell. How could I possibly choose? :(

jag
I'm pretty proud of these matchups. Except for the last one...it's almost filler.

[Colossal Spoons]

^I look forward to the last one a lot actually. It'll provide bragging rights among the lower ranks.

[GoldenAgeHero]

Blind_Fury va GoldenAgeHero....:(

[Canadian Rider]

What does the final winner get? Banned? :)

[The Spawn]

Marvel.

And I was wondering why Jag had two a's...?

[Erzengel]

What does the final winner get? Banned? :)

These coupons I got in the mail. :up:

[Darthphere]

My vote goes to the female woman hater.

[Erzengel]

Ronny Shade?

[Fran]

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5. Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. Comicboy vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm vs. TheManofBat
11. CConn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. EntertheMadness vs. Asteroid Man

These are my projected outcomes.

Darthphere can get the whole comic forum to vote for him, and Norman has quite a following in the Batman boards, so those two are definitely tough ones.

[Darthphere]

I'm not even campaigning or anything this time around. I want to lose.

[Fran]

The Kaleb/LV/JL Bats/Hades one will be interesting.

[Erzengel]

Sure you do.

Darthphere's internal narrative: Mee's and Ronny Shades's combined votes won't even touch mine. Suckers. :o

[Erzengel]

The Kaleb/LV/JL Bats/Hades one will be interesting.

Ah yes....the Battle of the Emos.

[Darthphere]

Sure you do.

Darthphere's internal narrative: Mee's and Ronny Shades's combined votes won't even touch mine. Suckers. :o

:up:


I cant believe you're doing this to the Outsiders.:csad:

[Erzengel]

How else can I determine a leader?

[Darthphere]

How else can I determine a leader?

Mee has ADD, Ronny is never here, see I'm the leader.


I'm freakin' Red Arrow, I'm almost JLA!:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ah yes....the Battle of the Emos.

If I was D.Verde I'd now present a pic of the monument to the Battle of Emo Jima.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/1-ij.jpg

[Erzengel]

Mee has ADD, Ronny is never here, see I'm the leader.


I'm freakin' Red Arrow, I'm almost JLA!:csad:
Just cause you're accepted doesn't mean your evaluation stops.

[Spoon Tang]

Mmmmm....no matter who loses, we win. :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Whenever I see Spoon Tang I hear it in my head like "Slow Ride....bOw bOw Beh beh, behbehbeh, take it EA-zAy bOw bOw beh beh".

[Mee]

Mee has ADD, Ronny is never here, see I'm the leader.


I'm freakin' Red Arrow, I'm almost JLA!:csad:
Your face has ADD.:cmad:

[Darthphere]

Your face has ADD.:cmad:

Sometimes.

[Erzengel]

That's it Mee...let the hate flow through you.

[Mee]

Anyway, I figure maybe I can at least crush Ronny. That's good enough for me.

[Kyalesyin]

I voted for Kaz, simply because I like her more...

[jaguarr]

Whenever I see Spoon Tang I hear it in my head like "Slow Ride....bOw bOw Beh beh, behbehbeh, take it EA-zAy bOw bOw beh beh".

When I see Spoon Tang I hear Chris Cornell going "Feel the rhythm with your hands, steal the rhythm while you can, spoon tang."

jag

[Darthphere]

When I see Spoon Tang I hear Chris Cornell going "Feel the rhythm with your hands, steal the rhythm while you can, spoon tang."

jag

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[Erzengel]

I voted for Kaz, simply because I like her more...
It's things like this which help me learn how to spell poster's names.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Haha, All my friends are IndiANZ spoon tang

[Kyalesyin]

It's things like this which help me learn how to spell poster's names.

Its easy to spell! I've been able to spell my name my entire life. Even so, I bet you can't pronounce it.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's things like this which help me learn how to spell poster's names.
I can always remember how to spell her name 'cause of my old girlfriend who destroyed me by going to Yale.

K-she's attending-YALE-now I'm-SYIN'

Cheez, yes, but an eminently functional mnemonic device.

[Erzengel]

Its easy to spell! I've been able to spell my name my entire life. Even so, I bet you can't pronounce it.

*Says Kyalesyin*

See I can say it. :up:

[jaguarr]

I always imagined that Kaz's name is pronounced kind of like a fat guy with a mouth full of crackers trying to say "Kind of lesbian": Ky-a-lez-ee-yin. :hyper:

jag

[Erzengel]

Props to Brutal again for another one.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1560/pseudovixenbattlexp9.gif

And way to prove yourself a bunch of geeks, paying more attention to the mod battle than the one with the sexy ladies in it?

[BRUTAL]

ghey... :cool:

[Mee]

I think most people are finding it hard to choose on this one. I just picked red cause I know her better.

[jaguarr]

It was a really tough decision, but I'm going to give Kaz the edge on this one because I have to give her props for embracing her sexuality so openly and beautifully, everyone else be damned. Some of my best friends are lesbians of this type of brazen candor and I find it admirable. :up:

jag

[04nbod]

i pick red marvel because she is wonderful at giving advice to us losers.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It was a really tough decision, but I'm going to give Kaz the edge on this one because I have to give her props for embracing her sexuality so openly and beautifully, everyone else be damned. Some of my best friends are lesbians of this type of brazen candor and I find it admirable. :up:

jag

Yeah, if only Red Marvel could openly embrace her sexuality.
:huh:

[Mee]

Yeah, if only Red Marvel could openly embrace her sexuality.
:huh:
Jag is intimidated by her flirtations. :csad:

[jaguarr]

Yeah, if only Red Marvel could openly embrace her sexuality.
:huh:

I'm not saying she hasn't. I think she's pretty comfortable with her sexuality and is open about it, actually. But Kaz has had to fight bigotry and stereotypes as not only a lesbian, and not only a lesbian who's into the leather scene, but a lesbian who is married to another woman. That takes a lot of courage to own like she has. Red's also in touch with her kink, but she's also married to a man and therefore hasn't had to face the adversity Kaz has. That's the difference. They're both wonderful ladies and it was difficult to choose between them, so I had to find an obscure reason to do so. :gottalovethelesbiansshrug:

jag

[jaguarr]

Jag is intimidated by her flirtations. :csad:

I haven't been intimidated by anything of a sexual nature since I was twelve years old, Padwan. :ninja:

jag

[Mee]

I haven't been intimidated by anything of a sexual nature since I was twelve years old, Padwan. :ninja:

jag
What about the gif of Lee's super undies? :o

[jaguarr]

What about the gif of Lee's super undies? :o

So, you're saying that you view the gif of Lee's super undies as being sexual, then?

jag

[BRUTAL]

plead the 5th jag!

[Mee]

Amazing how your mind would jump to that conclusion, no?

[jaguarr]

Amazing how your mind would jump to that conclusion, no?

You're the one that thought of it at all. How telling. No, Lee's Superman Undie clad crotch does not strike me as being sexual. Maybe to some, but not to me. I personally think it's hilarious because it makes so many people cringe. It's humorous; nothing more, nothing less.

jag

[Duende Verde]

If I was D.Verde I'd now present a pic of the monument to the Battle of Emo Jima.

And since I'm Duende Verde here's a pic of the Monument to the Battle of Emo Jima
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/emo_jima.jpg

[DOG LIPS]

Get out of the closet, you whores. :cmad:

















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/lastoneIswear.gif

[DOG LIPS]

And since I'm Duende Verde here's a pic of the Monument to the Battle of Emo Jima
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/emo_jima.jpg

You sir, are a King. :up:

[jaguarr]

LOL! :D

jag

[squeekness]

I voted for Kyalesyin because I don't know who the other guy is (no offense). :)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So, you're saying that you view the gif of Lee's super undies as being sexual, then?
There is no other option.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/LLSP.jpg

[BRUTAL]

I voted for Kyalesyin because I don't know who the other guy is (no offense). :)
LMAO!
: pee :
:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You sir, are a King. :up:He's a Mega-Power-Zord.

[jaguarr]

There is no other option.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/LLSP.jpg


He looks like he needs his diaper changed in that rendition.

jag

[Mee]

There is no other option.



Indeed. :csad:


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/trap.jpg

[Kevin]

Get out of the closet, you whores. :cmad:

















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/lastoneIswear.gif
Ahh, the super crotch. It just never fails to amaze me.:)

[squeekness]

LMAO!
: pee :
:csad:I am guessing Red Marvel doesn't post much in the X boards. I am not sure I've seen him post once....

[BRUTAL]

I am guessing Red Marvel doesn't post much in the X boards. I am not sure I've seen him post once....

red's a CHICK

[Mee]

And since I'm Duende Verde here's a pic of the Monument to the Battle of Emo Jima
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/emo_jima.jpg
:woot: :up:

[DOG LIPS]

Ugh. Too much Lee crotch in this thread. Need to clear the minds. :csad:























http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/Schwarzenegger_Beach.jpg

[Kevin]

My EyES! O god no! DL, I thought you were kool?:(

[The Apatow Crew]

These are my projected outcomes.

Darthphere can get the whole comic forum to vote for him, and Norman has quite a following in the Batman boards, so those two are definitely tough ones.You have me losing to Tangled Web?:ninja: :dry:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You've already lost to TW.

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll vote Red Marvel.

[jimmy]

You've already lost to TW.

Cold blooded.

[Kyalesyin]

I can always remember how to spell her name 'cause of my old girlfriend who destroyed me by going to Yale.

K-she's attending-YALE-now I'm-SYIN'

Cheez, yes, but an eminently functional mnemonic device.

Thats cute. I may have to remember that should I ever forget how to spell my name.

I always imagined that Kaz's name is pronounced kind of like a fat guy with a mouth full of crackers trying to say "Kind of lesbian": Ky-a-lez-ee-yin. :hyper:

jag

So off its not funny I'm afraid... Three sylables. Kyal-es-yin -> short, short, long.

[jimmy]

Kaz FTW!!!!!!! :trans:

[Kyalesyin]

I love you too buddy.

Hey, when I get to 20 votes, I'll post a pic to celebrate...

[AndThePickles]

Red Marvel seems pretty awesome, but I know Kaz much better. She's a sweetie :heart:

[Kyalesyin]

I'm a sweetie? Awww. I thought I normally came across as a *****...

[AndThePickles]

I'm a sweetie? Awww. I thought I normally came across as a *****...

Haha not to me!

[Kyalesyin]

Haha not to me!

Well, you're one person I've managed not to offend!!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Got a lot of love for Kyalesyin's posts, but I also appreciate what Red Marvel brings to the table. Great match-up.

[Mr Sparkle]

die is cast.

[Kyalesyin]

This is looking good for me....

[redmarvel]

I voted for Kyalesyin because I don't know who the other guy is (no offense). :)

:whatever: I couldn't let this one slide... since you obviously haven't been paying attention, this "guy" is a GAL!!! :oldrazz:

[redmarvel]

First off I'ld like to say a thank you to the folks who made such wild and wonderful comments:

Halcohol: "I need to think on this one."

Wilhelm-Scream: "I can't even vote on this one. That's how good they are."

jaguarr: "This one's hard because both ladies are saucy, smart, sexy and kinky as hell. How could I possibly choose?" :heart:
"Red's also in touch with her kink"

Canadian Rider: "While Red certainly spices up every thread" :D (and we know you like it spicy, but apparently "Piss & Vinegar" appeal to you more ;) )

Erzengel: "Some of these are really tough. You vote for Marvel and I'll vote for Kyal or vice versa."

farmerfran - for projecting me as the winner (though he may have been wrong)

Spoon Tang: "Mmmmm....no matter who loses, we win"
04nbod: "... because she is wonderful ..." :up:

AndThePickles: "Red Marvel seems pretty awesome"

Lightning Strykez: "I also appreciate what Red Marvel brings to the table. Great match-up." (shhh... you're not supposed to tell ;) )


And thanks for the votes from:

The Spawn
Mee
NewYorkSpider
etc.

It doesn't really matter if I win or not, it's just great that my wierdness is truly appreciated.

[kypade]

I don't know who the Kyalsyin person is.

[kane9321]

gotta go with kaz on this

she's my lesbian crush...thats all for now:)

[Ahura Mazda]

I voted for red but I will be honest to say it was a flip of the coin here as both seem to me to be very interesting additions to this board.

[Goddessreicho]

gotta go with kaz on this

she's my lesbian crush...thats all for now:)
Ditto! If I were a lesbian, she'd be the first person I'd turn too. She makes me laugh that's great to cuddle to. :ninja:

[Fran]

Kaz is cool (good times raggin' on Tai), but red marvel says something sexual in every one of her posts, either obvious or subtle. That's hot. :up:

[Kyalesyin]

Its nice to know that I'm the 'if I was' crush. Thats actually really flattering y'know...

[BRUTAL]

Its nice to know that I'm the 'if I was' crush. Thats actually really flattering y'know...

Well see, I'd bang ya, but you know... I bear weiner... :o

[Kyalesyin]

Well see, I'd bang ya, but you know... I bear weiner... :o

You never know. You could be 'that guy'

I highly doubt it, but you never know.

[Fran]

"I bear weiner" LOL.

[BRUTAL]

You never know. You could be 'that guy'

I highly doubt it, but you never know.

:hoperection:

[Kyalesyin]

:hoperection:

*telekinetic grope*

[Fran]

:up:

[BRUTAL]

I am officially a lesbian :woot:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I bear weiner... :oThat'd make a good T-Shirt.
With the :o on there too.

[Colossal Spoons]

I remember when I was a lesbian :dry:

[Fran]

We've got to get Duende on that, stat!

[Kyalesyin]

Most men are lesbians. Including me.

[jaguarr]

I :heart: bear weiner... :o


Wait...what? :huh:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wait...what? :huh:

jag

took swig of coffee, read that, now have nice coffee stain right on front of shirt.
Thanks much.:up:

[BRUTAL]

If only bears were jags eh buddy?

... :csad:

[jaguarr]

If only bears were jags eh buddy?

... :csad:

Ummm, yeah....not really, but thanks for thinking of me. :dry:

jag

[BRUTAL]

Ummm, yeah....not really, but thanks for thinking of me. :dry:

jag

Always do... in the "alone" times :wow::csad::dry:

[Kyalesyin]

Now if Jag was a chick... I'd hit that.

[jaguarr]

Always do... in the "alone" times :wow::csad::dry:

On the bright side, TEDDY is going to be overjoyed. :up:


Now if Jag was a chick... I'd hit that.

:D

jag

[TEDDY]

You rang?

[Kyalesyin]

How the **** do you do that you psycopathic little bear? How do you always know when someone says your name?!

[BRUTAL]

The sad f**k searches for his name constantly...

:JAL:

[Colossal Spoons]

Seriously!

[The Spawn]

Its not just the weirdness I appreciate....

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well see, I'd bang ya, but you know... I bear weiner... :o
Sorry, I got busy at work and on top of that it's impossible to draw cute, tubby cartoon line variation with a mouse in Paint but here's how I see the shirt only with a bigger banner.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/weinerbear.jpg

[redmarvel]

Now if Jag was a chick... I'd hit that.

:woot: Let me be the first to congratulate you Kyalesyin, looks like you're about to win. :yay: :heart:

[Kyalesyin]

:woot: Let me be the first to congratulate you Kyalesyin, looks like you're about to win. :yay: :heart:

Oh, thanks... I'd forgotten about this.

How the heck did I come out with more votes? Do I talk too much or something?

[redmarvel]

:D Naaah, I just haven't figured out how to do you "telekinetic grope" yet... once I do, look out ;)

[Kyalesyin]

:D Naaah, I just haven't figured out how to do you "telekinetic grope" yet... once I do, look out ;)

*gropes Redmarvel*

[redmarvel]

:D *speechless*

[Canadian Rider]

:ghost: ... I pop in to see how the voting is going right in time for groping ... :)

[Kyalesyin]

*innocent whistle*

[Canadian Rider]

Now that I am not buying!

Oh and Kaz ... congrats on the 3000+ ... more of your avvy to intrigue us all :)

[Kyalesyin]

Thanks! I use the same avvy everywhere. I was pretty happy when I finally got to use her properly.

[The Amazing Lee]

Red Marvel :up:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Congratulations on your win Kyalesyin. :up: And much love to Red Marvel as well.

[Kyalesyin]

w00t! I won.

Do I get a badge or something?

[Canadian Rider]

You now go to round 2.

:)

[Kyalesyin]

Do I get a badge after that one as well?

[Erzengel]

Congrats Kyalesyin.

You advance to the next round.

:) :up:

[Kyalesyin]

I really can't wait to see who I'm up against in the next round. Part of me hopes that Tai will make it through to round two just so I can go up against him and flatten him. /personal vendetta

[Erzengel]

Shadowboxing already called that.

But I can be easily persuaded out of that.

[Kyalesyin]

Hmmm... Shadowboxing will beat me any day if the week if I beat Tai. He'll also beat Tai if I wind up against someone else. Damnit, going out in the second round would so suck.

[Iceman]

Close but Kyalesyin gets (would have got) my vote.