Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 3 - Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4540/battleofemojimacs7.gif

4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5. Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. Comicboy vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

[GoldenAgeHero]

i don't see any graphics..

[Colossal Spoons]

I only see Kaleb and LV posting around here frequently. Hades sometimes.

I'm gonna need some persuading :o

[Canadian Rider]

LV's avvy is annoying somehow ... too much jumping.

That said, who are the others? Vote not cast yet people ...

[Erzengel]

i don't see any graphics..
Awaiting on the graphics from Brutal.

:up:

[Kaleb]

Awaiting on the graphics from Brutal.

:up:

sweet

[Kevin]

I voted for hades as The Emo because he makes me Lol when I'm sad. I swear, he says the oddish things, but he's pretty kool for that.

EDIT: Oddest, not Oddish. *sigh*
EDIT 2: Omg! Oddish is a pokemon... what the hell was I thinking?:csad:

[yenaled]

LV's avvie makes me laugh.

[jaguarr]

It was a three-way between Kaleb, JLBats and Hades (yeah, that thought made me wretch, too). LV wasn't even a factor. I flipped a coin. JLBats won. So go the spoils to the victor.

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i don't see any graphics..Keep it real by popping in immediately with critiques and questions like, "Where's the poll?" :up:

Hades is the Paul McCartney but JLB is the John Lennon.
Kaleb is the George Harrison and LV is a "convincing if you're on 2 buttons of peyote" Ringo Starr look-alike starring in "Beatlemania!", the west's premiere Beatles tribute band, for THREE big nights at the Emerald Queen caSINO!

[Erzengel]

I expect the black ladies of the Hype to vote for Kaleb. :up:

Fullfill his chocolate fantasies.

[Fran]

I like to bold certain words that don't make any sense, really.

But I'll vote JLBats.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"Well, I guess...yeah, I have this one fantasy. I can't believe I'm telling you this, but....I'm :o in this like competetion thing, like a contest?...and there are all these Black women...and they all......vote for me."

[Fran]

That's hawt! :eek::up:

[Kaleb]

First of all I just want to say that its an honour to be allowed to participate in such a presitigous event, and and more of an honour to be up agaisnt such stiff compititon, I have admired all of them for their work they have done on the hype in the past.

[Cmill216]

I honestly have no idea who to vote for here. Someone convince me they're worthy of my 1 vote.

[Erzengel]

First of all I just want to say that its an honour to be allowed to participate in such a presitigous event, and and more of an honour to be up agaisnt such stiff compititon, I have admired all of them for their work they have done on the hype in the past.

Ugh....I hate this *shake hands* before a match crap.

As much as I respected Tuki, jag, SB, DL or Twy, they were the enemies. And enemies deserve no mercy. Bastards. :cmad: I mean...worthy adversaries. :heart:

[Kaleb]

no honestly I never even expected to be in this event, so I really dont mind, this is the first time i have even been in one of these type of events on the hype, so I must say i am greatfull to be included .

[Duende Verde]

Awaiting on the graphics from Brutal.

:up:

Meanwhile you can use this one.:woot:

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/emo_jima.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

no honestly I never even expected to be in this event, so I really dont mind, this is the first time i have even been in one of these type of events on the hype, so I must say i am greatfull to be included .
This could open up a lot of doors for you.

[Kyalesyin]

LV- any guy willing to stab me twice gets my vote.

[Erzengel]

This could open up a lot of doors for you.

Elite Poster.

Veteran.

Moderator.

Administrator.

Owner.

The world is Kaleb's oyster now.

Seize it!!!

[Kyalesyin]

Oysters are vile

[BRUTAL]

Emos are vile...

[Kyalesyin]

Emo kids want to be oysters, because the oyster is more tragic than they are

[redmarvel]

Hades... because I like "hot" stuff and you don't get much hotter'n H E double hockey sticks. ;)

[BRUTAL]

And also...

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4540/battleofemojimacs7.gif

[Lord Valumart]

yay...i'm included:yay:

[Erzengel]

And also...

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4540/battleofemojimacs7.gif
Great job Brutal. :up:

[Mee]

I was told once I'm like JLBats, but not as jaded/emo. I voted for him. :not jaded:

[BRUTAL]

I was going to go for Hades on this one but recently LV has been so Emo he's damn near female...

[jimmy]

I'm going with Hades.

[zer00]

Hades

so he won't rape me

much

[NewYorkSpider]

And also...

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4540/battleofemojimacs7.gif

Thats perfect!:up: Great job. I'll Vote JLBats

[Cmill216]

I have absolutely no idea who to vote for. :confused:

[Kaleb]

vote for hades :up:

[Darren Daring]

Don't!

[StorminNorman]

Vote for JLBats, dammit :cmad:

[zer00]

Vote for JLBats, dammit :cmad:

raped

[StorminNorman]

Its not rape if I want it :down

[zer00]

he doesn't rape you physically

he rapes you mentally

didn't you ever see Space Mutiny?

[BRUTAL]

I saw Space Truckers with Dennis Hopper... similar?

[StorminNorman]

he doesn't rape you physically

he rapes you mentally

didn't you ever see Space Mutiny?

Yes, and I would prefer a Hades mind rape than watching it ever again.

[zer00]

Oh come, it had one of the most awesome continuity errors ever!

[Kaleb]

Elite Poster.

Veteran.

Moderator.

Administrator.

Owner.

The world is Kaleb's oyster now.

Seize it!!! I really want to just be a veteran.:csad:

[Erzengel]

Well you gotta train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins Brotha!!

[Darren Daring]

Er, darling, who are teh elite posters?:heart:

[BRUTAL]

Well you gotta train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins Brotha!!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/xmusicxisxlovex/hulkamania.jpg

:o

[StorminNorman]

Oh come, it had one of the most awesome continuity errors ever!

The one thing that saved it in my eyes was the nice eye candy.

http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/superhero/rebbrown/rebbrown20.jpg

Sexy :huh:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/xmusicxisxlovex/hulkamania.jpg

:o

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Wilhelm-Scream/Bathogan.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/sombrero.gif

[04nbod]

like i was going to vote for anyone but LV!
Hades would be my second choice though.I haven't heard of this JLBats person.

[Abaddon]

I have no memory of JL ever being emo.:huh:

[Hades]

I have no memory of JL ever being emo.:huh:Indeed.

[Abaddon]

I guess that's why he's winning, in spite of his absence.

[Mee]

He's been dubbed "jaded" I believe. Not quite emo.

[Tangled Web]

I'm a big JLBats fan, but I voted for Hades. You know, because he's here.

[Cmill216]

I'd rather see a competitve battle rather than another first round blowout.

So with that....Hades.

[Kaleb]

quick Question , um since when am I emo ?, I really dont think been flirty with black girls counts :o , i might be wrong though.

[Erzengel]

Don't question my matches. :cmad:

[Kaleb]

No I wouldnt dare,like i said before Its an honour to be included,and I will support the victor of this round thru the whole tournament.

[The Amazing Lee]

Man this is a f**king hard one. I like all of these posters. GARG!

:cmad:

I cannot decide at this very moment.

[Hades]

So is this who's the biggest "emo" or is it a popularity thing

i also feel used for being put into this thing without being asked first :tear:

[The Amazing Lee]

I've gone with JLbats based on his Hype presence. His posts are ALWAYS gold. As much as I respect the other posters... JLbats is just...sexy. :up:

[Erzengel]

So is this who's the biggest "emo" or is it a popularity thing

i also feel used for being put into this thing without being asked first :tear:
Why don't you do a video blog about it?

"But did Erz ask if I wanted to be put in his deathmatches? No. He doesn't understand what's it's like to have razorblades cuting your heart or feel the blanket of sorrow that envelops me on a daily basis. I see the kids outside playing but they are just f'ing conformists marching to the beat of facist drummer." :csad:

[Kaleb]

Goodluck Hades ,Lord Valumart and JLBats :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Goodluck Hades ,Lord Valumart and JLBats :up:
Will you cool it with that s***? :cmad:

[Fran]

Hype Deathmatch 3: Anybody but COMICBOY

[Kevin]

I actually agree with that

[Fran]

Just jokin', actually Norman is editing my posts with blasphemy now.

He betrayed me!

[Kaleb]

Will you cool it with that s***? :cmad:

I only wish that one day I can get up to veteren status like you.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I only wish that one day I can get up to veteren status like you.
Well you'll never even get near the same planet as veteran status with all this positivity and magnanimous, good-natured civility! :cmad:

[BRUTAL]

ew... I stepped in some of Wil's modesty... :down

[Matt]

Oh god, they all suck so much...but I will vote Kaleb because I believe he is a fellow Steelers fan.

[Erzengel]

Well you'll never even get near the same planet as veteran status with all this positivity and magnanimous, good-natured civility! :cmad:
C'mon Wil, you can be Kaleb's big brother. Teach him the ways of the Vet.

http://missions.oru.edu/pls/portal30/dynmgr.ORU_Dynamic.showspecialpic?id=friend&sort=6

[Kaleb]

Oh god, they all suck so much...but I will vote Kaleb because I believe he is a fellow Steelers fan.

um actually Matt , Im actually a Raven fan ( Im sorry ) , but I really do enjoy your posts and your reading about your political views and im an avid 24 and prison break fan.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

C'mon Wil, you can be Kaleb's big brother. Teach him the ways of the Vet.

http://missions.oru.edu/pls/portal30/dynmgr.ORU_Dynamic.showspecialpic?id=friend&sort=6

I was thinking more like a pet that I swat with a magazine whenever it does...anything.
Chained up in the backyard all winter long...his only food, the pine cones that bounce off of his head...

[Kaleb]

master?

[Fran]

:ugh:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

wrong site

[Fran]

:crap:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There actually is an adorable crap smiley, but I've seen people get banned for posting poos. :huh:

[Fran]

Maybe I should post the Venom pictures I got ahold of :o:up:

[Iceman]

LV, remember.. base jumping will cure any problem.

[heypapajinx]

good lord!
i seriously can't get over how amazing these thread graphics are!
fantastic job!
and Hades. you know i want to have your underage illegitimate prison love child so you get my vote
:up:

[Erzengel]

JLBats narrowly beats Sledgehammer. JLBats advances.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's going to be a dark time in the old dead grass field tonight for the boy who's never smiled.

[Mr Sparkle]

"sledgehammer"

LOL.

[Hades]

Hey, it was the only thing I could find to throw.

http://www.fantasymagazine.it/imgbank/ARTICOLI/thor_kirby.jpg

[Kaleb]

congrats JLBats on the victory :up:

[Mee]

Start the new matches already. :cmad:

[Erzengel]

Tomorrow so it can go at least through a weekday. I don't like doing them over the weekend. I think fewer people are on.

[Mee]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/doc.jpg

"Oh don't throw your logic in my face! :cmad: "