Hype Deathmatch: Round 1 Match 9: jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4175/crouchingjaguarrsmallqq5.gif

10. Wilhelm vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

[Kyalesyin]

This one is a no-brainer

[Erzengel]

Note since I'm doing this on a weekend. This will last 3 days instead of 2 days.

[StorminNorman]

Man, Brutal did really go all out on these banners this time.

[Mee]

:not voting:


p.s. nice banner for this one. :up:

[Cmill216]

jag's a Mac user. He wins.

[04nbod]

i'm surprised supercrotch didn't make the banner
lee :up:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Whoo, Lee's winning.

[jaguarr]

LOFL! That banner is hilarious, BRUTAL! :up:

jag

[Mr. Thing]

Jag, for sure.

[04nbod]

this is going to be a close one

[Noir]

Jag.

[ComicChick]

i voted for jag

[Clobberin' Time]

Hmm, Cockney musician or bloody Yank musician?

[ShadowBoxing]

I stand by jag.

[The Amazing Lee]

Jesus, what do I have to do to get more results.

Anyone need anything cleaned ;)


FOR **** SAKE. VOTE ME. I SHALL GIVE YOU FREEDOM.



:dry:

[The Amazing Lee]

Jesus christ that banner is awesome. Though I must say that isn't that accurate.
























I wouuld have pooped a little bit as well. :up:

[The Amazing Lee]

how the f**k did comicchick04 vote 3 times. :confused:

[Mee]

Girl power.

[Fran]

Lee, you're awesome, dude, but I kinda owe it to jag for all the broken hype/promises/etc. :csad:

[The Amazing Lee]

:/

Whoever wins. I lose. :csad:

[Fran]

I feel torn. If jag hadn't brought forth all the evidence against me, I honestly wouldn't have voted.

[Mee]

I didn't want to choose, but just to help keep it close I'll vote Lee. :yay:

[The Amazing Lee]

lol. I'd rather you from your heart rather than you're kindness. :/

[Mee]

I'd rather vote both of you.

[Fran]

Leave Mee alone! :cmad:

[nosebleed.]

Jag :up:

[DBella]

Jag, because he has fine taste in cars. And he has a gnarly tattoo. :up:

Good luck, Lee! This could be a close one because Lee has quite a few fans here.

[Fran]

Nice one, Bella! :cmad:

[DBella]

Nice one, Bella! :cmad:
What? :confused:

[Fran]

Jeez, you vote for the winner, not the underdog! God! :cmad:

[X-Chick]

jag no doubt. He actually contributes to threads rather than just spamming them up and he doesn't create a ton of useless threads. :o

[DBella]

Jeez, you vote for the winner, not the underdog! God! :cmad:
I don't consider Lee the underdog. Don't underestimate him. I think he's a pretty decent poster and well-liked here.

[StorminNorman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/lastoneIswear.gif

Lee's Crotch is Super.

[The Amazing Lee]

lol.

I can't be bothered with the hype anymore.

I quit.

AGAIN!

[The Amazing Lee]

Bye. (for good this time...I think)

[black_dust]

Bye. (for good this time...I think)

You`ll be back:word:

[DBella]

Bye. (for good this time...I think)
Why are you leaving for good? I hope not.

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll vote The Amazing Lee.

[THE WIDDLER]

I did not vote Lee

[Sanjay Luka]

LSP for Lee!

jag

[JP]

Who the hell is this Lee character?

[Master Chief]

jag, because he has a hot wife.
If Lee were married this would have been tough.
:dry:

[Kritish]

Lee isn't sober enough to even stand a chance against Jag in a fight. :woot:
Not to mention that Jag doesn't have erectile disfunction...

[Tangled Web]

I'm a big Lee fan.

[jaguarr]

lol.

I can't be bothered with the hype anymore.

I quit.

AGAIN!

Bye. (for good this time...I think)

:huh:

:csad:

jag

[Mr Sparkle]

this was a tough call, but the vote goes for the more experienced, older, more refined, least likely to threaten us with leaving, user.

[Halcohol]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4175/crouchingjaguarrsmallqq5.gif

ROFL :D

Lee is cool and good for a laugh, but jag is entertaining as well... tough call. I think I'm gonna have to go with Lee. However, my vote is conditional in that if I vote for Lee, the next time he leaves, he better actually do it. :oldrazz:

[ComicChick]

i think this is the closest one i've seen so far

[Colossal Spoons]

I like both you gentlemen but I gotta roll w/ jag.

[Cmill216]

i think this is the closest one i've seen so far

Mee/Darthphere was a tie.

[black_dust]

Its a fix anyway ComicChick04 voting 3 times!

[Sofa]

Its a fix anyway ComicChick04 voting 3 times!
How the hell?

[Mee]

I don't think her vote really counted for 3, it's just a glitch. Same thing happened with TW in one of the other matches.

[Sofa]

Fine.

[Darren Daring]

Jaguarr! More than meets the eye!

[Iceman]

I like both you gentlemen but I gotta roll w/ jag.Same.

Jag is Master of all Things but I don't want to vote against Lee http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5936/smallenglandtd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us) :csad: unless it gets really close.

[jaguarr]

I don't vote for quitters! :cmad:

jag

[Flexo]

I didn't know who to vote for, so I constructed two poems based on the song, "I've Got a Fang."

Old man Jag was walking around
His head exploded like a atom bomb.

Vs.

Glistening British triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato whiskey juice.

And... I still don't know who to vote for.

[Mee]

jag is American
Freedom for all!

Lee is a drunk
Pukes in a stall!

-fin

[CConn]

I don't consider Lee the underdog. Don't underestimate him. I think he's a pretty decent poster and well-liked here.
Yet he's losing. Yeah, fran estimated it just fine. :up:

[Lunar_Wolf]

Jag. His tattoos rule and his wisdom on working out amazes me.

[BRUTAL]

jag is American
Freedom for all!

Lee is a drunk
Pukes in a stall!

-fin

... Beautiful... :csad:

[Assassin]

Sorry, I cant vote, Jag is teh coolest, but Lee is an LSP bro, so i'm not voting.

[THE WIDDLER]

Yet he's losing. Yeah, fran estimated it just fine. :up:

Oh he's an estimating bastard he is

[Fran]

:heart:

[CConn]

fran, go stick it to the man.

[THE WIDDLER]

...ew

[CConn]

So you got it too. :(

[Fran]

...Uh, no thanks. :)

[THE WIDDLER]

So you got it too. :(

I "get" everything



....damn

[AndThePickles]

Man, I love both of them, but I'm going with jag. Sorry Lee :csad: I :heart: you!

[Fran]

Surrrrrrre...

[CConn]

If AndThePickles really didn't like pickles much at all, would it be ironic or just stupid?

[AndThePickles]

If AndThePickles really didn't like pickles much at all, would it be ironic or just stupid?

True story: I actually hate pickles.

My username is from a Dane Cook joke.....the BK drive thru one.

[Fran]

True story: I actually hate pickles.

My username is from a Dane Cook joke.....the BK drive thru one.

AndTheKetchup :huh: :o

[CConn]

True story: I actually hate pickles.

My username is from a Dane Cook joke.....the BK drive thru one.
So I can pretty much pencil in one vote for irony, eh?

[AndThePickles]

So I can pretty much pencil in one vote for irony, eh?

:up:

[CConn]

Just don't ruin my fantasies and tell me Colossal Spoons isn't really a giant spoon with an angry black man's face. :(

[Flexo]

Just don't ruin my fantasies and tell me Colossal Spoons isn't really a giant spoon with an angry black man's face. :(

You... you don't mean...

Oh, by the sparkling streets of Manitowoc!

http://www.hrspatients.org/patients/signs_symptoms/fainting/images/feeling_faint.jpg

[Colossal Spoons]

If only...

[Warhammer]

jag, because I don't remember ever talking to Lee.

[Erzengel]

I've made these too good. This like what the 5th one I've abstained from? :csad:

[DBella]

Yet he's losing. Yeah, fran estimated it just fine. :up:
It's still pretty close, I'd say. He has better chance than the other match, the one between Wilhelm and TMOB because TMOB is mostly AWOL.

[CConn]

I only abstain from the polls were I don't like either of the contestants. Like Wilhelm and TMOB.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I've voted, but I must say both of these dudes are cool with me.

[Duende Verde]

Could have voted for any of these two excellent posters, I wish Lee good luck in his future endeavors...:csad:

[redmarvel]

ughh... how do you choose :wow: Sorry jag, I guess the cat's out of the bag, I'm into Amazing things ;)

[jaguarr]

You words sting like rock salt rubbed into a fresh shotgun wound, redmarvel. :(

jag

[BRUTAL]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4175/crouchingjaguarrsmallqq5.gif

The "jag" signature picture at the end kills me every time...

[redmarvel]

You words sting like rock salt rubbed into a fresh shotgun wound, redmarvel. :(

jag

:o sorry, they were supposed to sting like a whip across the back of your buttocks ;)

[Erzengel]

jaguarr moves on.

[TEDDY]

I'm going with Jag. Even though the whole putting your name in every post is a lil weird.

TEDDY!!!

:ninja:

[jaguarr]

My thanks to all of you who allowed me to slip past Lee in this "Loser Leaves Town Match" with your generous votes. Lee, you'll be missed. Come back when you sober up.

jag

[Lunar_Wolf]

I'm going with Jag. Even though the whole putting your name in every post is a lil weird.

TEDDY!!!

:ninja:

Teddy for president!!!!!!

[TEDDY]

Teddy for president!!!!!!

Thanks for the support. When my campaign begins in '08, you will not be forgotten.

[kainedamo]

I'd vote Jag, but all ability to vote has been taken away by some evil vote taking governmental system or something. The reason I'd vote him is 'cause he succsesfully made me cry a few days ago :( Which in an odd way deserves my respect.

[Erzengel]

These polls have a well usually a 2 day window. Just because I don't want some Johnny Come Latelys to bump these and vote 2 months from now.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The reason I'd vote him is 'cause he succsesfully made me cry a few days ago.
LOL
Nice, jag.
You're in the Club Vicki now.

[jaguarr]

I'd vote Jag, but all ability to vote has been taken away by some evil vote taking governmental system or something. The reason I'd vote him is 'cause he succsesfully made me cry a few days ago :( Which in an odd way deserves my respect.

I was feeling onry that day, so you picked a bad day to try and pick a fight with me. Mess with the bull, get the horns. Sorry, dude. :word:

jag

[kainedamo]

Club Vicki = people that have made me cry :(

Vicki is the leader :(

[BRUTAL]

I was feeling onry that day, so you picked a bad day to try and pick a fight with me. Mess with the bull, get the horns. Sorry, dude. :word:

jag

Mess with the jag, get the claws? :huh:

[jaguarr]

Mess with the jag, get the claws? :huh:

I considered that analogy, briefly, but thought it might be a bit too hokey. :o

jag

[jaguarr]

:cmad:

jag

[jaguarr]

:ninja:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Club Vicki = people that have made me cry :(

Vicki is the leader :(

yeah that was...the idea behind, the joke.

[Tangled Web]

Club Vicki = people that have made me cry :(

Vicki is the leader :(

hahahahah

how sad. :)

[Superman79]

damn...missed the vote while on break...:(

[Iceman]

I think I owe Jag 2 votes in the next round :O



Lee :(