Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 11: CConn vs. Kritish

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/2687/angrycouplebattlert1.gif

12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

[Kevin]

Are we supposed to vote on who we hate? I hate no one.:huh:

[Hades]

I'd totally rape them both.

man this is a hard one.

[Kaboom]

cconn has a commanding lead at the moment

[jaguarr]

Well, they both crack me up pretty hard, but....Cconn voted for my opponent in my race and I just can't let that pass. :down

jag

[Halcohol]

I actually voted for Kritish... I feel nauseous. :cmad:

[Kyalesyin]

Kritish... of the two of them, he has smart moments.

[Erzengel]

Has Kritish ever posted his pic? Because Brutal will need ideas. Anyone?

[X-Chick]

Crap, this is the hardest one so far. I like them both about the same. :csad:

[Cmill216]

Anyone?

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/6068/200pxcranky08va5.jpg

[DBella]

This is an easy one for me: CConn, of course!

[Fran]

CConn clinched it a few days ago.

[Erzengel]

http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/6068/200pxcranky08va5.jpg
I pictured him younger.

C'mon folks, Kritish or Lord Siva. Or a myspace page would be helpful.

[X-Chick]

I'll vote for Kritish since fran voted for CCon. That'll make our votes cancel each other out. :up:

[Erzengel]

I like X-Chick's voting logic when she's uncertain.

[DBella]

X-Chick should vote for Celldog in the other match since he didn't get any. Yet. :csad:

[X-Chick]

But I hate him and I like Matt. :o

If I'm undecided, I vote so that my vote doesn't really count. Like in you and zer00's. I only voted for him because I knew he'd never win but I didn't want him to go without having votes. :o

[DBella]

Very logical. I wish I have good logic like that. :up:

[Lightning Strykez!]

CConn...FTW! :mad::up:

[Erzengel]

LS can you fix Kritish's name in the poll? Or is that beyond your abilities?

[Lightning Strykez!]

LS can you fix Kritish's name in the poll? Or is that beyond your abilities?

LOL I think it's within my grasp. It's fixed bro.

[Fran]

I'll vote for Kritish since fran voted for CCon. That'll make our votes cancel each other out. :up:

I don't get it...

[Halcohol]

LOL I think it's within my grasp. It's fixed bro.
*gasp* The sheer magnificence of it all... such power...

It's like the Ark of the Covenant, without all that nasty face-melting business.

[Erzengel]

LOL I think it's within my grasp. It's fixed bro.
Thanks. It was bothering me. :up:

[Lightning Strykez!]

*gasp* The sheer magnificence of it all... such power...

It's like the Ark of the Covenant, without all that nasty face-melting business.

http://www.thelookmachine.com/weblog/picturea.jpg

Heh.

:csad:

[Halcohol]

:dry:

:ghost:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well, they both crack me up pretty hard, but....Cconn voted for my opponent in my race and I just can't let that pass. :down

jagYeah, oddly, I've always admired CConn from afar and just recently he's been extra vocal about hating my guts. :huh:

I have no idea what sparked this just now, or what there even is to hate about me, unless you're a backwards fundamentalist douche with bad taste, but seeing as how I like both, it makes it much easier to decide in favour of Kritish here today.

It's nice to finally be able to VOTE in one.

[BRUTAL]

Graphics be delayed until I get some pictures... :csad:

[CConn]

Kritish... of the two of them, he has smart moments.Is this because of my absence in political threads? I burned out on that kind of pointless argument a long while ago. It's too ugly most of the time. I get plenty of opportunities to debate in the on-topic forums.
Yeah, oddly, I've always admired CConn from afar and just recently he's been extra vocal about hating my guts. :huh:

I have no idea what sparked this just now, or what there even is to hate about me, unless you're a backwards fundamentalist douche with bad taste, but seeing as how I like both, it makes it much easier to decide in favour of Kritish here today.

It's nice to finally be able to VOTE in one.Yeah, I'm sorry about that Wilhelm. It was unfair of me to direct that dislike at you. You didn't deserve it, and I shouldn't have made it look like I disliked you, I shouldn't have been vocal about it at all. I apologize.

[Mee]

Has Kritish ever posted his pic? Because Brutal will need ideas. Anyone?
He used to have a Nazi woman in his avvy. When he was Lord Siva.

BRUTAL, Hitler in a dress. Go! :up:

[BRUTAL]

He used to have a Nazi woman in his avvy. When he was Lord Siva.

BRUTAL, Hitler in a dress. Go! :up:

You know... I kinda like it... I'm off!

[BRUTAL]

CConn COULD have made this easier if all of his pictures didn't make him look like a rapist...

[JP]

CConn

[Mee]

Rapist + crossdressing Hitler = GOLD!

[CConn]

CConn COULD have made this easier if all of his pictures didn't make him look like a rapist...
Have you seen the one with me petting a small puppy?

[BRUTAL]

Have you seen the one with me petting a small puppy?

Which makes you look like a pedophile looking to lure in children? ... yes...

[CConn]

Which makes you look like a pedophile looking to lure in children? ... yes...
If only I could take pictures like you Brutal; covered in blood and claw marks.

[redmarvel]

I think everything's funnier when Dolphins are mentioned.

Unless they're dead Dolphins.

What's not to love? ;)

[Hunter Rider]

Cconn

[Speedball]

AGGH!
Umm...
AGGH!!!
I can't pick.
Umm...
AGGH!!!

[BRUTAL]

If only I could f**k like you Brutal; covered in blood and claw marks.

When you're older... you might...

[CConn]

"If only I could take f**k like you"?

What does that mean and when did I become Asian? :(

[Erzengel]

You know... I kinda like it... I'm off!
I searched the entire internet. Okay just google, myspace and SHH. I found some dude named Kritish but I don't think it was him. :down

[BRUTAL]

"If only I could take f**k like you"?

What does that mean and when did I become Asian? :(
Fixed...

You were up next after Ronny... :huh:

I searched the entire internet. Okay just google, myspace and SHH. I found some dude named Kritish but I don't think it was him. :down

It's ok, I went with the Hitler in a dress thing... it works...

[Erzengel]

Hmm...who to choose? I think CConn dislikes me because I made a comment about the gamma lounge, then again I try to call out Kritish on his attention whorienish whenever I can. :huh:

[NewYorkSpider]

I vote CConn

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hmm...who to choose? I think CConn dislikes me because I made a comment about the gamma lounge, then again I try to call out Kritish on his attention whorienish whenever I can. :huh:

I was blown away one day. CConn was talking to YOU like YOU were a b****.
An' I was like, "No...NO!....YOU are the b****, CConn. YOU." :huh:
But I guess CConn travels in the dorkier inner circles of the Hype 'cause I don't know anything about him except his name and that he's loved.

I always assumed he was just in the oldish guard of cool people that can't be dismissed and who all seem to have an unspoken respect for one another, till suddenly I see him coming at you, and then ME? :huh:
And I'm thinking, "Oh, I guess he's a actually a tard."
But in a sea of Taiwarriors and blind_furies, he's not a tard, so it's all very confusing to me.


There seems to be this "type", who never talks to you, you just silently co-exist, and then if you happen to hold a different opinion on one subject they hold dear, they'll overhear it and now you're written off as an "ass****" or an "idiot" forever after.

Like for years I just see Matt around, and he seems to be smart and to have correct political opinions. Cool.
But then one day he says that none of the Beatles had the individual talent to become successful on their own, and that's such a preposterously stupid and wrong-headed thing to say that now I have something to tag him with.

Oh, Matt...the idiot who thinks PAUL McCARTNEY wouldn't ever've been able to get signed and write a lot of hit songs without John, George and Ringo by his side...

So I see Matt and think "idiot", but in reality he's not an idiot and I'm sure he was just distracted or had low blood sugar that day, when he said that stupid thing. *shrug*

[Erzengel]

I don't know how to eloquently respond to this post without it sounding redundant but he apologized to me, so I can say it's water under the bridge or whatever.

[BRUTAL]

Imageshack is SLOOOW today... like Hype-Slow :wow:... :csad:

[Lobo]

CConn

[CConn]

I was blown away one day. CConn was talking to YOU like YOU were a b****.
An' I was like, "No...NO!....YOU are the b****, CConn. YOU." :huh:
But I guess CConn travels in the dorkier inner circles of the Hype 'cause I don't know anything about him except his name and that he's loved.

I always assumed he was just in the oldish guard of cool people that can't be dismissed and who all seem to have an unspoken respect for one another, till suddenly I see him coming at you, and then ME? :huh:
And I'm thinking, "Oh, I guess he's a actually a tard."
But in a sea of Taiwarriors and blind_furies, he's not a tard, so it's all very confusing to me.


There seems to be this "type", who never talks to you, you just silently co-exist, and then if you happen to hold a different opinion on one subject they hold dear, they'll overhear it and now you're written off as an "ass****" or an "idiot" forever after.

Like for years I just see Matt around, and he seems to be smart and to have correct political opinions. Cool.
But then one day he says that none of the Beatles had the individual talent to become successful on their own, and that's such a preposterously stupid and wrong-headed thing to say that now I have something to tag him with.

Oh, Matt...the idiot who thinks PAUL McCARTNEY wouldn't ever've been able to get signed and write a lot of hit songs without John, George and Ringo by his side...

So I see Matt and think "idiot", but in reality he's not an idiot and I'm sure he was just distracted or had low blood sugar that day, when he said that stupid thing. *shrug*As I told Erz in a PM, my temper has been shorter more recently than it should be, and caused me to act like I should and normally wouldn't. Honestly, I'm kinda shocked you ever thought I was cool to begin with. You always seemed to be to be the type of guy who really doesn't like anyone. And I guess I kinda got fed up with that, and lost my head a bit. As I said, it was a mistake, and I'm sorry for it.

[Darthphere]

Who the **** would vote for Kritish, seriously?

[BRUTAL]

Oh yeah and...

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/2687/angrycouplebattlert1.gif

[CConn]

Who the **** would vote for Kritish, seriously?
That is the best post in this thread. Kudos.

[CConn]

Oh yeah and...

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/2687/angrycouplebattlert1.gif
I'm the dude, awesome.

[BRUTAL]

Well Hitler being in the dress was the gag so... I had no choice... :csad:

[BRUTAL]

To be honest I was going to make it two women but you'd be surprised how many inappropriate pictures come up when you Google "angry dykes"... :csad:

[DBella]

OMG, Brute!!! That 'banner' almost made me pee in my pants!!! Hahaha! But anyway, I am glad I picked the handsome one of the two. I hate Hitler coz ... coz... he's responsible for all the typos I have made and continues to make. Darn Hitler!! :mad:

Okay... now I really need to go pee.

PS. Best tag and 'poster' so far. :up:

[CConn]

To be honest I was going to make it two women but you'd be surprised how many inappropriate pictures come up when you Google "angry dykes"... :csad:
Oh, I've searched it before.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

As I told Erz in a PM, my temper has been shorter more recently than it should be, and caused me to act like I should and normally wouldn't. Honestly, I'm kinda shocked you ever thought I was cool to begin with. You always seemed to be to be the type of guy who really doesn't like anyone. And I guess I kinda got fed up with that, and lost my head a bit. As I said, it was a mistake, and I'm sorry for it.

Nothing like a Deathmatch to improve communication and foster a sense of harmony and good-natured fellowship.

And, heh, as usual, nice banner, BRUTHOLE.
Too bad you expended all that gorgeous Medusa-swatting effort on my nothing-battle.

But I like that shot of the angry couple in bed together haha
The frustration and hurt is palpable.

[BRUTAL]

Oh, I've searched it before.

How come you only search for the angry ones? :(

[BRUTAL]

And, heh, as usual, nice banner, BRUTHOLE.
Too bad you expended all that gorgeous Medusa-swatting effort on my nothing-battle.

But I like that shot of the angry couple in bed together haha
The frustration and hurt is palpable.

The Medusa thing was Erz's idea... trust me, you next battle WILL feature an inverted strobing white tiger...

[Erzengel]

Speaking of ideas.

Match 13, Tai, GR and Kaindamo all have posted their pics.

Match 14, I was thinking of that skit from SNL....BF and GAH, 2 wild and crazy guys......

[BRUTAL]

Speaking of ideas.

Match 13, Tai, GR and Kaindamo all have posted their pics.

Match 14, I was thinking of that skit from SNL....BF and GAH, 2 wild and crazy guys......

I trust you'll provide me with these pictures? :huh:

[Erzengel]

Well BF and GAH never posted pics but I will get you the first one.

[BRUTAL]

AttaErz...

[Outsiderzedge]

CConn. No contest.

[Outsiderzedge]

BTW, who the **** is Kritish?

[BRUTAL]

I should have deemed this the "Who the f**k is Kritish Battle"

[Mee]

OMG, Brute!!! That 'banner' almost made me pee in my pants!!! Hahaha! But anyway, I am glad I picked the handsome one of the two. I hate Hitler coz ... coz... he's responsible for all the typos I have made and continues to make. Darn Hitler!! :mad:

Okay... now I really need to go pee.

PS. Best tag and 'poster' so far. :up:
I helped.:cmad: :csad:

[Frisbe Wallace]

As I told Erz in a PM, my temper has been shorter more recently than it should be, and caused me to act like I should and normally wouldn't. Honestly, I'm kinda shocked you ever thought I was cool to begin with. You always seemed to be to be the type of guy who really doesn't like anyone. And I guess I kinda got fed up with that, and lost my head a bit. As I said, it was a mistake, and I'm sorry for it.

You're not sorry I know it

[CConn]

You're not sorry I know it
Not after Wilhelm acted like a 12yo after I did my best to be civil, no.

[Frisbe Wallace]

Not after Wilhelm acted like a 12yo after I did my best to be civil, no.
Someone is being a negative nancy today

[BRUTAL]

I helped.:cmad: :csad:

... barely...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Not after Wilhelm acted like a 12yo after I did my best to be civil, no.I'll act my age when I'm on the Hype from now on.

*creak*


*squint*


*look at prostate with tube-camera*

*no unusual growths...celebrate with extra Equal on bran flakes*

*get hair plugs*

[Kritish]

Glad to see that I have fans, but it wasn't an avatar of a Nazi woman, it was an avatar of Lucy Pinder in a Russian outfit. :o

[Kritish]

FYI, I have no pictures of myself anywhere on the internet. Mostly due to my lack of a camera or picture phone. That and I see no need for a picture...
If you can post a picture of a Jaguar for Jag you can post something for me. :yay:

[Superman79]

CConn!!!!!

[Abaddon]

Someone is being a negative nancy today

hahaha, this is the only post that made me "lol":o :csad:

[Tangled Web]

Cconn :up:

Kritish :down

[Tangled Web]

Cconn :up:

Kritish :down

[Mee]

Glad to see that I have fans, but it wasn't an avatar of a Nazi woman, it was an avatar of Lucy Pinder in a Russian outfit. :o
Russian, Nazi, freedom haters are all the same. :o

[jaguarr]

If you can post a picture of a Jaguar for Jag you can post something for me. :yay:

Okay, I'll play along, since you referenced me. It's a pretty easy connection to associate a jaguar with me, since that's basically my NAME. Could you please show me a picture of a Kritish?

jag

[Erzengel]

http://www.myspace.com/53999915

[jaguarr]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=53999915

" Kritish has 2 friends."

:hyper:

jag

[Canadian Rider]

Rush album cover anyone?

That is why you got my vote ...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"I like things that rock. Especially Bon Jovi."

[Mee]

...:csad:

[Calvin]

For some reason I mix up Ccon and Jourgamond (sp?), so I always think he's a racist. However, Kritish has always been an idiot, and now he's an idiot that's been trying really really really hard to be cool and snarky.

[Fran]

" Kritish has 2 friends."

:hyper:

jag

*1

Tom doesn't count.

[Erzengel]

For some reason I mix up Ccon and Jourgamond (sp?), so I always think he's a racist. However, Kritish has always been an idiot, and now he's an idiot that's been trying really really really hard to be cool and snarky.
I thought I was the only one who noticed or at least commented on it. :o

[Calvin]

I thought I was the only one who noticed or at least commented on it. :o
On which observation?

[Erzengel]

The latter.

[Calvin]

Right on, my negro.

[Fran]

CConn is joking for the most part on the racism.

I'm not so sure that Jourmugand is...

[BRUTAL]

If you can post a picture of a Jaguar for Jag you can post something for me. :yay:

... and I did, I posted a psychotic vegetarian painter... what?

[Showtime]

CConn

[Iceman]

CConn



Kritish is completely underrated though - he's not a total waste of space :up:

[BRUTAL]

No... he is...

[Tangled Web]

For some reason I mix up Ccon and Jourgamond (sp?), so I always think he's a racist. However, Kritish has always been an idiot, and now he's an idiot that's been trying really really really hard to be cool and snarky.

That pretty much sums it up.

He's always going in threads saying the same dumbass comments in attempts to come off as controversial and cool. When no one pays attention to him he'll continue preaching to an empty audience.

[Kevin]

Kritish is ok.

[GoldenAgeHero]

time for my match!!!

[CConn]

I'm not happy with my margin of victory.

[Mee]

You could bribe a mod to make it bigger.

[WorthyStevens]

http://www.myspace.com/53999915

Any friend of Tom's gets no vote from me. :csad:

[Erzengel]

time for my match!!!
Loser Leaves SHH Battle. :up:

[heypapajinx]

CCon.
DOY!!
EVERYONE knows that Kritish makes me so angry i'm forced to tazer blind puppies.:cmad:

[Erzengel]

CConn moves on.

[Mee]

No wai!! :wow: