Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 12: Matt vs. Celldog aka Memphis Slim

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)

13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

[Halcohol]

I don't know Celldog AT ALL... but I've gotten into a debate or two with Matt and his avatar makes me laugh. I'll vote for Matt.

[DOG LIPS]

I kid you not, dammit! :cmad:

[04nbod]

i vote matt out of pure respect for his harry potter knowledge:up:

[jaguarr]

WHOOOO!!!!! GOOOOOOOO CELLDAWG!!! WHOOOOOO!

:ninja:

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Celldog got this one, son.

[Kyalesyin]

Matt- simply to avoid voting for celldog.

[X-Chick]

Matt, 'cause he's awesome. :o

[Fran]

Matt, because who in their right mind would vote for celldog??? :huh:

[DBella]

Bill Clinton. Uhh... I mean, Matt.

[Ben Urich]

I voted for celldog.
... I kid you.

[Cmill216]

because who in their right mind would vote for celldog??? :huh:

byrd_man would.

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9540/lmaoqx8.gif

[Byrd Man]

byrd_man would.

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9540/lmaoqx8.gif

What can I say? I always go for the underdog. So if that makes me insane, then lock me up dammit.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Why do I have the distinct feeling that this one is gonna be a mauling? :csad:

[Prognosticator]

Matt may win the popular vote, but we all know Celldog/Slim wins the electoral in the end!

[Sofa]

Matt rocks the socks. mh hmm.

[redmarvel]

Matt - because I've got a thing for DD.

[CConn]

Matt. He's less racist-y.

[Hunter Rider]

Matt,I kid you Not

[Duende Verde]

I would vote for Memphis Slim just to see him lose against jaguarr or Mr Sparkle in a future match, but chances of that are "slim".

Get it?
Slim...
Because he uses the name Memphis Slim...
:o:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

These aren't Deathmatches...they're Blow-Outs.

[bored]

Consolation for Celldog:

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/sports/070205/s020541A.jpg


Remember that? Didn't it make you happy? Just think of that again, and it will lessen the sting.

[yenaled]

Hahaha, why is Celldog in this thing.

[Matt]

Thanks for the support everyone! It touches me in ways that I usually reserve for my wife and Darthphere. I was going to vote for Celldog, out of pity...but then I realized...its Celldog. I just couldn't do it :csad:

At anyrate, I have been saving this for today's Deathmatch. I think it is fitting

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r62/stref2001/Capdeath.png

and since you are all waiting for it...

I KID YOU NOT!

[NewYorkSpider]

I vote Matt

[Wilhelm-Scream]

heh, "Steve, NOOOOOooo!" lol

[Matt]

heh, "Steve, NOOOOOooo!" lol

Wilhelm voted for me....:wow: :huh: :csad: :yay: :woot:

And what happened then...?
Well...in Hype-ville they say
That the Matt's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he...

...HE HIMSELF...!
The Matt carved the roast beast!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well, I have a lot of respect for Matt and I was going to vote for him. But...well, this is a butchering. I can't bear to see this poor guy thrown under the Matt Bus.

So I'm going to cast my vote for Memphis Sleeky Slim. Not because he's black and passionate--but because 3 votes are better than 2.

[Matt]

Lightning, before you do that...know this! Celldog bashed The Fantastic Four!

[Erzengel]

I bashed the FF. :huh:

[Memphis Slim]

What a surprise! :woot: You guys are so thoughtful! I didn't even know this was going on! So since you went to all this trouble, I cast a vote for me. :yay:

Wow....I am indeed touched that you think of me all the time. :yay: You can't get me out of your heads.

My name is Slim......not celldog. But I'm through with that.


It actually feels good to lose a "popularity" contest on this board. Because if I had won, that would mean that I would be compromising my beliefs. Libs rule these forums. That ain't gonna happen.:up: There's an old piece that says, "Beware when all men speak well of you."

I must be doing something right.

Believe me when I say that I am truly glad to not win on the Hype Board. :woot: Thank you for voting against me. Peace...

[Lightning Strykez!]

Lightning, before you do that...know this! Celldog bashed The Fantastic Four!

WHAT!??!

:cmad:

If he bashed the characters I'm retracting my vote (and yes it's within my grasp).

If he bashed the movie I don't give a **** because the movie was ****.

[jaguarr]

WHAT!??!

:cmad:

If he bashed the characters I'm retracting my vote (and yes it's within my grasp).

If he bashed the movie I don't give a **** because the movie was ****.

I believe his exact words were "Sue Storm is nothing but a cheap whore who would bend over and open up the Hershey Highway for a pair of cubic zirconia earrings!". But I could be wrong. :ninja:

jag

[Matt]

WHAT!??!

:cmad:

If he bashed the characters I'm retracting my vote (and yes it's within my grasp).

If he bashed the movie I don't give a **** because the movie was ****.

Yep! He said they are a bunch of good for nothing, liberal media, wastes of paper!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wilhelm voted for me....:wow: :huh: :csad: :yay: :woot:

And what happened then...?
Well...in Hype-ville they say
That the Matt's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he...

...HE HIMSELF...!
The Matt carved the roast beast!


Don't whizz with yer load too hard. You're up against Celldog.

[Lightning Strykez!]

@ Jag and Matt:

Whateth isith this blasphemy you speaketh!? :mad:

[BRUTAL]

This "political battle" is... riveting... :dry:

[CConn]

Yep! He said they are a bunch of good for nothing, liberal media, wastes of paper!
Pfft, everyone who read Civil War knows Reed is Tony Stark's Joseph Goebbels.

[Matt]

@ Jag and Matt:

Whateth isith this blasphemy you speaketh!? :mad:

I wish I knew...Celldog's words, not mine.

[Matt]

Don't whizz with yer load too hard. You're up against Celldog.

Can I have a hug?

[Colossal Spoons]

Matt FTW!

Surprising, I know :D

[BRUTAL]

Do... do I even make a graphic for this one? :(

[WTFimVENOM]

Memphis Slim is a nazi, so I vote Matt

[hippie_hunter]

I vote Matt. I really like talking politics with him.

Celldog is just an idiot :o

[Erzengel]

Do... do I even make a graphic for this one? :(
12 matches in, and you already to lax on your responsibilites. :huh:

Yes, it's obvious Matt is going to win this but his victory will be bittersweet without a graphic. But, I'm fine with you not making one, I am. You don't have to apologize to me. However, you have to apologize to Matt who's probably crying like a little girl in the corner. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

12 matches in, and you already to lax on your responsibilites. :huh:

Yes, it's obvious Matt is going to win this but his victory will be bittersweet without a graphic. But, I'm fine with you not making one, I am. You don't have to apologize to me. However, you have to apologize to Matt who's probably crying like a little girl in the corner. :csad:

I'm making one, I'm making one... but which one is the donkey?

[Erzengel]

Well Celldog is more "conservative" so that would make him the elephant which would make Matt an ass. :up:

[BRUTAL]

Oops... ok... gimmie a sec

[Wilhelm-Scream]

However, you have to apologize to Matt who's probably crying like a little girl in the corner. :csad:

C'mere, Matt.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/1-bear.jpg

[Memphis Slim]

Well Celldog is more "conservative" so that would make him the elephant which would make Matt an ass. :up:


HA! :woot:

[Memphis Slim]

KEEP THE VOTES COMING!! I WANT TO LOSE BY THE LARGEST MARGIN POSSIBLE!! PLEEEEEEEEEEZ!!! :woot:

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[BRUTAL]

C'mere, Matt.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/1-bear.jpg

Adorable... :dry:

Oh and...

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/638/politicalbattleow6.gif

... meh :dry:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

very CNN, 1987

[BRUTAL]

Yeah nobody cared much about that either...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

On my big tiger one we need kettle drums and a low D on the synthesizer, like the awesome "War in Iraq" logos they did!

[jaguarr]

It would have been better if the jackass kicked the elephant in the face and made it explode.

jag

[BRUTAL]

It would have been better if the jackass kicked the elephant in the face and made it explode.

jag

That would require effort... effort on a Blowout battle like this seems pointless...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The craft is the reward.
It's the journey, not the destination.

[BRUTAL]

The craft is the reward.
It's the journey, not the destination.

Yeah f**k that, I like the praise...

[jaguarr]

Yeah f**k that, I like the praise...

The graphics for this battle suck ass. There's your praise. :hyper:

jag

[BRUTAL]

The graphics for this battle sucks ass. There's your praise. :hyper:

jag

And within your statement lies the reason... :o

[jaguarr]

And within your statement lies the reason... :o

Sorry. It's just such a letdown after the ones you did for Wil and I's deathmatches. You're better than this. :(

jag

[BRUTAL]

Sorry. It's just such a letdown after the ones you did for Wil and I's deathmatches. You're better than this. :(

jag

Well what do you do with one guy no one seems to give a s**t about and another guy who everyone seems to like? I already made a Blowout Battle Graphic and frankly, Memphis_Slim is a f**king moron in my opinion, so why would I waste my time on a nothing landslide victory? I'd rather be working on the next batch of graphics to make them as good as they can be.

If you guys aren't appreciating the quality of work here I have a simple solution that would ensure no further disappointments... :woot:

[jaguarr]

You're better than this, BRUTHOLE. :(

jag

[BRUTAL]

Alright then, problem solved...

[Tangled Web]

I vote Matt. Memphis Dog is probably on of the dumbest posters we have on here.

[Cmill216]

Sheesh. Matt got a free ride to the second round with this one.

[nosebleed.]

The graphics are adequate. Move on to the next round and let's see some BOOBIES!

[BRUTAL]

The graphics are adequate. Move on to the next round and let's see some BOOBIES!

Dude, the next 2 rounds are all guys... :dry:

[Erzengel]

Oh the comic relief of the next 2.

*chuckles*

[Cmill216]

Erz, will the second round matchups be organized like the first rounders (posters grouped by relative quality or traits) or will you be taking the daily pairings (like the winner of Match 11 vs. the winner of Match 12)?

[nosebleed.]

Dude, the next 2 rounds are all guys... :dry:

oh...well...random boobage works also.

[Erzengel]

The former as much as possible.

[Tangled Web]

Matt has the easiest first round match.

[Erzengel]

No I think JAL does.

[BRUTAL]

No I think JAL does.

I'm thinking the simplicity of that graphic may cause the public to b***h... It still makes me laugh though...

[Erzengel]

The public can go f'k themselves. :up:

[BRUTAL]

Now I know why our team works so well...

[Matt]

Adorable... :dry:

Oh and...

http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/638/politicalbattleow6.gif

... meh :dry:

I LOVE IT! YOU SHOULD SO SELL THAT FOR DECISION 2008!

[BRUTAL]

... whoa... didn't expect that...

[Matt]

Oh, and thanks to everyone for keeping the votes coming :up:

As to the people who voted against me...LS had his reasons...and the only other ones I know is Kaine (who declared his love/obsession for Vicki over MSN so he doesn't count), Prognosticator is understandable. Afterall, Celldog will win the electoral vote...maybe you'll get an appointment out of this :cwink:. Lensherr...why has thou forsaken me!?!?!

[Superman79]

I had to give celldog the pity vote...he's soo far behind.

Though gotta say I always enjoy the insightful discussion Matt brings to the table...i kid you not ;)

[heypapajinx]

Matt.
because his name rhymes with hat... and cat... and shat...

[Kyalesyin]

Kinda funny that Celldog is happy about losing.

[Erzengel]

Well these things are suppose to be fun, but I think at least bothers some of the people here whether they admit it or not.

[Erzengel]

Matt moves on.

[Fran]

Why the hell did
byrd_man, Dr. Victor Lehnsherr, Frisbe Wallace, kainedamo, Lightning Strykez, Memphis Slim, Prognosticator, Superman79
all vote for celldog? :huh:

[Memphis Slim]

Kinda funny that Celldog is happy about losing.

My name is Slim. sigh........:dry:

There are some things worth losing. This just means that I've held to my principles and cats don't like it. I'm cool wit' dat! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif I mean, when you can't get people to see the wrong in burning an effigy of a soldier...man I don't want to be liked by people like that. :yay:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Why the hell did
byrd_man, Dr. Victor Lehnsherr, Frisbe Wallace, kainedamo, Lightning Strykez, Memphis Slim, Prognosticator, Superman79
all vote for celldog? :huh:

To make the competition more lively. :hyper:

Besides, I kid you not: I do like some of the points Memphis makes, and I knew that Matt would take this one anyway (he is the forum's politically iconic poster and no one's gonna take that from him). :up:

[Fran]

Celldog called me an idiot yesterday.

Pot, meet the kettle. :o

[Matt]

Thanks for the support everyone. :up:

[Fran]

Matt is love. :)

[Matt]

My name is Slim. sigh........:dry:


Dude, come on...the entire "I'm not Celldog" thing was funny at first...but your posts are exactly alike, you bold certain sentences just like he did, and YOUR IP ADDRESS MATCHES HIS! Why lie about something so stupid?


There are some things worth losing. This just means that I've held to my principles and cats don't like it. I'm cool wit' dat! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif I mean, when you can't get people to see the wrong in burning an effigy of a soldier...man I don't want to be liked by people like that. :yay:

Thats really nice of you. "I'm so above you, I don't want to be liked by you worthless scum". StorminNorman and I disagree politically and I still like him and as far as I know, vice versa. If you really believe that your political views make you somehow superior, then you really need to grow up and get the hell over yourself.

[Erzengel]

I voted for Matt even though he's not black. :o

[Matt]

I voted for Matt even though he's not black. :o

I may be white on the outside, but my heart is black as coal :cwink:

[Mr Sparkle]

My name is Slim. sigh........:dry:

There are some things worth losing. This just means that I've held to my principles and cats don't like it. I'm cool wit' dat! http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif I mean, when you can't get people to see the wrong in burning an effigy of a soldier...man I don't want to be liked by people like that. :yay:

LOL, Celldog is awesome. defeat is victory, Ignorance is strength a better example of the current US admin. I could not dream to create.

[Superman79]

Why the hell did
byrd_man, Dr. Victor Lehnsherr, Frisbe Wallace, kainedamo, Lightning Strykez, Memphis Slim, Prognosticator, Superman79
all vote for celldog? :huh:


As previously stated, I voted out of sympathy...I hate to see anyone get shut out 100%