Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 1 Match 15: Tangled Web vs. J Alba's Lover

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1963/cyberlovebattlev2qg6.gif

16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

*Thanks to Brutal for doing the graphics for these Deathmatches.*

[Calvin]

F'king creepy.

[Erzengel]

This is my favorite graphic by Brutal so far. :up:

[Immortalfire]

I'm creeped out already.

[Canadian Rider]

I voted TW. He makes me laugh.

[kainedamo]

Is that kid the kid with the photo holding a diploma or something in the SHH photo album?

If so, he's got my vote. That picture is ****ing classic. He looks so smug with himself.

[Kevin]

I like them both, but my vote is going for Webster. He's funny as hell.

[Erzengel]

I voted for JAL.

[Kevin]

I didn't know you could vote. Well, I need to stop assuming.

[Erzengel]

Of course I could vote. In fact my vote should be worth at least 5 of the regular votes.

[Kevin]

So then JAL is winning. You heard him guys. JAL is winning.

[jaguarr]

Ya know, JAL's actually shown quite a bit of growth this past year. He's still got a loooong way to go, but I like to give positive reinforcement to that kind of behavior. I'll join Erz and vote for JAL as well.

jag

[Calvin]

I'm gonna wait for JAL to make posts containing at least ten sentences over the course of this poll. If he can make it ten sentences without making a spelling or grammar mistake, he's got my vote.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

TW - a Sick Freak
JAL - I can't say what he is or I'll probably get in trouble

I prefer Sick Freaks to *insert personal attack/insult here*.
TW wins.

I'd also like to say, in my book, if you can't spell and have only a partially-functioning grammar bone in your body...that's okay. Some people didn't get a good education and it's not always their fault.

BUT, If I correct you on a simple thing, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you continually, defiantly go forward using the wrong word or spelling.....then you can't freaking complain when people call you a moron/idiot/retard...'cause that's one of the basic ways we try to avoid being labeled a moron/idiot/retard....by trying to improve and by doing things the right way after someone's taught us the right way.

If you've been putting the left shoe on the right foot, and the right shoe on the left foot, and then coming home with aching feet, and then I say, "Say, you know what? The reason your feet hurt is because you have your shoes on the wrong feet! :)"
And then I show you how to fit your right shoe to your right foot and your left shoe to your left foot, and I even write a big "R" on the right shoe with an indelible marker, as well as a big "L" on the left shoe, and then you come home crying 'cause your feet hurt....'cause you went out walking around all day with the left shoe on your right foot and the right shoe on your left foot....? Then yeah, you're an idiot.

[Mee]

For old time's sake. :yay:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/chart-1.jpg

[Erzengel]

JAL hates when I ask questions about his posts. I don't get that if he says something like "I hate ___________!" and I respond with "Why do you hate that?", he get's all pissed off at me asking "Why do I always have to that?".

Yet he seems to bait people with his posts, whether subconsciously. But in the end, as funny as the cyber chat initiated by TW. TW still initiated it and it's a long way to go for a joke. :csad:

[Calvin]

TW - a Sick Freak
JAL - I can't say what he is or I'll probably get in trouble

I prefer Sick Freaks to *insert personal attack/insult here*.
TW wins.

I'd also like to say, in my book, if you can't spell and have only a partially-functioning grammar bone in your body...that's okay. Some people didn't get a good education and it's not always their fault.

BUT, If I correct you on a simple thing, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you continually, defiantly go forward using the wrong word or spelling.....then you can't freaking complain when people call you a moron/idiot/retard...'cause that's one of the basic ways we try to avoid being labeled a moron/idiot/retard....by trying to improve and by doing things the right way after someone's taught us the right way.
I've given him that same speech at least 7 times.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

JAL hates when I ask questions about his posts. I don't get that if he says something like "I hate ___________!" and I respond with "Why do you hate that?", he get's all pissed off at me asking "Why do I always have to that?".

Yet he seems to bait people with his posts, whether subconsciously. But in the end, as funny as the cyber chat initiated by TW. TW still initiated it and it's a long way to go for a joke. :csad:
Yep, okay. You're right. I hate when you ask me questions post about. You don't get why I say something I hate and gets all pissed off at you.
Fine.
Yep...I seem to bair people with my pots whether subconsciously.
And I said DO NOT ****ING TALK ABOUT TW CYBER WITH ME OR i'LL GET A MOD IN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cmill216]

JAL gets my vote.

Tangled Web's Peter Sarsgaard fetish bothers me.

[Mee]

i'LL GET A MOD IN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
JAL is Nelly!

[Fran]

For old time's sake. :yay:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/chart-1.jpg

LOL, the "Yo! I'm bi!" is the funniest part.

I voted JAL. I'm not sure why.

[Super Kal]

definitely JAL

[Fran]

He's actually kinda lightened up BIG TIME over the past couple of weeks, so yeah, I voted for him.

[kainedamo]

TW cybered with JAL? What thread?

[Mee]

TW cybered with JAL? What thread?
It was over AIM or something.

I'm sure someone more creepy than I has the transcript.

[Colossal Spoons]

TW cybered with JAL? What thread?

How did you miss that!?




Anyway, I voted for JAL. I dunno whether it's the fact that he's not posting as frequently as before or if he really has matured and become less creepy; but I find the guy quite tolerable these days. Now if he'd lose the Alba fixation and get himself a nice Jewish girl...

[Fran]

Didn't he pretend he was Toven?

[PWN3R]

Tangled Web. He always gets my ytmnd references.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

JAL is Nelly!Ew, I don't like "I'll get a mod in herre." and "So take off all your clothes." together at all. :(

[Mee]

Tied 6-6 makes me think:

Was the GAH/Kain/Tai match ever tied 6-6-6 ? That would've been groovy.

[Colossal Spoons]

Tai only got 2 pity votes

[Fran]

Anyone that talks of Nelly will be shot in the kneecaps.

:)

[Mee]

Ew, I don't like "I'll get a mod in herre." and "So take off all your clothes." together at all. :(
You'd like it if the mod was Daisy.:o

But she's not a mod, so....you'll have to settle for DOG LIPS. Rawr.

[04nbod]

this will take some thinking time hmmm...

[Colossal Spoons]

Anyone that talks of Nelly will be shot in the kneecaps.

:)

"I was like, good gracious! Ass is bodacious!"

[Cmill216]

"I was like, good gracious! Ass is bodacious!"

For those who wonder why his ass ain't brought up in the hip hop thread....Exhibit A. :o

[AndThePickles]

Jal

[Colossal Spoons]

For those who wonder why his ass ain't brought up in the hip hop thread....Exhibit A. :o


Hahaha.



I like E.I. :o

[Kevin]

Hahaha.



I like E.I. :o
What's poppin' tonight.(:huh:Don't even know if that's the words.:o)

Nah, Nelly is one of the few "Rap artists" I can listen to on a weekly basis.

[AndThePickles]

His songs are so damn catchy :csad:

[Colossal Spoons]

If you ever drop down and get your eagle on, we're through :o



Hahaha

[jaguarr]

There would be something poetic about JAL beating his cyber-molester, TW, in this Death Match.

jag

[Cmill216]

Nah, Nelly is one of the few "Rap artists" I can listen to on a weekly basis.

I would suggest killing yourself, but you're already dead to me. :O

[Colossal Spoons]

There would be something poetic about JAL beating his cyber-molester, TW, in this Death Match.

jag


The winner of this match is definately Moistress Supreme :o

[Kevin]

I would suggest killing yourself, but you're already dead to me. :O
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j89/RobinBlue_photos/006.gif

[Prognosticator]

For old time's sake. :yay:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/chart-1.jpg

LMFAO!! :up: Love This!

[Prognosticator]

JAL rules! He's become a more patient person in recent months, :up:

[TEDDY]

Teddy!!!

[Mee]

BRUTAL's banner would be perfection if Chris Hanson's face flashed in the background.

[Kevin]

Teddy!!!
:mad: Goddammit...

[Erzengel]

BRUTAL's banner would be perfection if Chris Hanson's face flashed in the background.
Brutal's graphic is perfect the way it is. :cmad:

[Mee]

Brutal's graphic is perfect the way it is. :cmad:
Also, who is making the banner for the match that BRUTAL is in? HMM? :cmad:

[kainedamo]

I want to know what all this talk of cyber is about.

[Erzengel]

Um....Brutal. I don't care if he's biased. It's worth it for the fine graphics he provides.

[Mee]

I want to know what all this talk of cyber is about.
Your level of interest in it is creepy. By the way.

[BRUTAL]

BRUTAL's banner would be perfection if Chris Hanson's face flashed in the background.

:whatever: ugh...

... be right back...

[BRUTAL]

Also, who is making the banner for the match that BRUTAL is in? HMM? :cmad:

Um....Brutal. I don't care if he's biased. It's worth it for the fine graphics he provides.

I am actually stumped as for what to do with my match...

[kainedamo]

Your level of interest in it is creepy. By the way.

Just show me the thread... please... with suger on top.... ugh!!

[Erzengel]

It only exists in PMs. It's not allowed to be reposted as per Dew.

[Colossal Spoons]

and I deleted it :(

[TEDDY]

:mad: Goddammit...


I prefer TEDDY. :yay:

[BRUTAL]

Mee is going to try and take credit for this but here it is... the Cyber-Love Battle 2.0

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1963/cyberlovebattlev2qg6.gif

[Lightning Strykez!]

JAL is like, one of the most improved posters here in my opinion. So he gets my vote.

BTW: the winking eyes are...disgusting things. :csad:

[redmarvel]

I had a tough time with this one. I ended up voting JAL... he tends to be more fun.

[jaguarr]

Haha! Love the new gif with Chris Hanson popping up. He should wink, too. :D

jag

[AndThePickles]

and I deleted it :(

Me too :csad:

[StorminNorman]

JAL was molested by a 15 year old boy - I don't know if that makes him better than said 15 year old boy, but it makes me feel enough pity to vote for him.

[kainedamo]

Well... whoever has it, send it this way please :)

[The Apatow Crew]

That banners not cool. i don't look like that now.

Why am i the one winking?

[StorminNorman]

That banners not cool. i don't look like that now.

Why am i the one winking?

Stop Resisting Your Love!:cmad:

[Erzengel]

That banners not cool. i don't look like that now.

Why am i the one winking?
Both of you are winking.

[kainedamo]

That banners not cool. i don't look like that now.

Why am i the one winking?

LOL. You're both winking.

[Mee]

Mee is going to try and take credit for this but here it is... the Cyber-Love Battle 2.0

Only partial. :heart: :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

Both of you are winking.Well i didn't see that so i'm sorry.:yay:

[Prognosticator]

Looks like this one'll go down to the wire.

[Fran]

Could someone forward that convo if they have it?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, I love how Chris appears in a shockwave super pulsar nova.
It's a graphic representation of the terrorized adrenaline rush they must get when they see him walk in and say, "Hi......why don't ya take a seat?"

[BRUTAL]

Hahaha, I love how Chris appears in a shockwave super pulsar nova.
It's a graphic representation of the terrorized adrenaline rush they must get when they see him walk in and say, "Hi......why don't ya take a seat?"

I didn't think anyone would see the contrast change as anything but fading to white but you picked up on it Wil... kudos.

I was going to make him say his signature line, but the picture kind of speaks it all by itself...

[kainedamo]

I'd like the cyber convo too please.

[Superman79]

Gotta go with TW. He was pretty involved with the college football thread and he hates USC...what more could you ask for??

[Fran]

I feel a mixed emotion of laughing and vomiting after seeing the convo.

[Erzengel]

I just came to hang out.

Why did you bring condoms?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I feel a mixed emotion of laughing and vomiting after seeing the convo.I was on vacation or something and missed it.
Holly sent it to me with a bunch of "LOL!"'s but it made me sad and yes, nauseated.
But that's why TW is such a brilliant transgressive artist.

[Fran]

I mean, wow... :csad:

[Erzengel]

Transgressive or transgendered?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I just came to hang out.

Why did you bring condoms?I really saw one:
"Well I always carry some, just in...case."
"a whole BOX of 'em?!?"
lol

[The Apatow Crew]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

[The Apatow Crew]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

[Erzengel]

I seen like 3.

The one where the guy takes off all his clothes and then Hansen comes in.

And the guy who appears in 2 seperate stings.

I heard Chris Hansen on O&A Radio Show and it was interesting, they asked him if there was ever a female predator and he said no. It's always men because of the anonymity of it. Female predators tend to go after boys/girls that they know.

[Erzengel]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!
I voted for you. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

I wish I could have contributed to this crying...

Alas, this is the only time I have ever been anything other than indifferent about being on JALs ignore list... :dry:

[kainedamo]

The To Catch A Predator where a guy brings ROPE and ductape with him is kinda creepy. It's like, jesus! Did this guy intend to kidnap, kill even??

[Colossal Spoons]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!


Don't regress to your old ways! You're doing well. Just brush your shoulders off and be easy :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Have you no damn respect for nobody?No. They have no damn respect for somebody.
Also, I return to the Hype 'cause of all the entertaining, smart, cool, funny and nice people here.
If it's "A-Hole Central", why would you continually come back to "A-Hole Central" every day?

[Fran]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

Dude, you were doing so good... :csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

relapse

[Fran]

If it's "A-Hole Central", why would you continually come back to "A-Hole Central" every day?

He declined an invitation to The Val Kilmer Association of America. :(

[Mee]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!
I can never tell when you're joking. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

He declined an invitation to The Val Kilmer Association of America. :(

So? So did I...

[Fran]

Oh, that's nice. :huh:

Besides, they didn't really mean it for JAL. He wouldn't know what to do, since there are no real "mods" there.

[Kyalesyin]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

Awww. Isn't it so cute when it tantrums?

[BRUTAL]

Awww. Isn't it so cute when it tantrums?

http://www.zirkel.com/blogimg/2005/son-tantrum.gif

[Iceman]

TWeb contributes notably to Hype glories with several memorable threads :up: updating the internets on his,.. err.. slow sexual development.. but the Hype wouldn't be the same animal without the one and only JAL. :yay: :csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

He declined an invitation to The Val Kilmer Association of America. :(Oh no i didn't. I'm on there.

[Fran]

DJay?

[Superman79]

I feel a mixed emotion of laughing and vomiting after seeing the convo.

ok, i know I'm late getting in on this and I'm gonna regret asking, but what convo???:huh:

[Prognosticator]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

JAL is awesome! :up:

**George W. Bush impression**

"He's a 'shoots from the hip' kinda guy...heh"

[Fran]

Speaking of good ole' Dubya...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_JOlfeQzpE

[NewYorkSpider]

How come the graphic at the top isn't working?:huh:

[BRUTAL]

The hell are you talking about?

[Tangled Web]

JAL gets my vote.

Tangled Web's Peter Sarsgaard fetish bothers me.
Heh. I was just explaining to someone how he was on my list for Eddie Brock.

TW - a Sick Freak
JAL - I can't say what he is or I'll probably get in trouble

I prefer Sick Freaks to *insert personal attack/insult here*.
TW wins.

I'd also like to say, in my book, if you can't spell and have only a partially-functioning grammar bone in your body...that's okay. Some people didn't get a good education and it's not always their fault.

BUT, If I correct you on a simple thing, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you ignore it, and I correct you on the same thing again, and you continually, defiantly go forward using the wrong word or spelling.....then you can't freaking complain when people call you a moron/idiot/retard...'cause that's one of the basic ways we try to avoid being labeled a moron/idiot/retard....by trying to improve and by doing things the right way after someone's taught us the right way.

If you've been putting the left shoe on the right foot, and the right shoe on the left foot, and then coming home with aching feet, and then I say, "Say, you know what? The reason your feet hurt is because you have your shoes on the wrong feet! :)"
And then I show you how to fit your right shoe to your right foot and your left shoe to your left foot, and I even write a big "R" on the right shoe with an indelible marker, as well as a big "L" on the left shoe, and then you come home crying 'cause your feet hurt....'cause you went out walking around all day with the left shoe on your right foot and the right shoe on your left foot....? Then yeah, you're an idiot.

Well, it looks like I have Wilhelm's vote. So technically I'm the winner here. :up:


It also looks like you guys made JAL relapse. I didn't even have to do anything.


Sometimes it doesn't take any effort or awareness to destroy JAL. Just ask Natalie Portman and Cash Warren. They did a number on his egg shell mind.

[NewYorkSpider]

The hell are you talking about?

The thing that you make for these matches isn't working for me. It just shows the code.:huh:

[Tangled Web]

Superman, if you really want to know PM me and I'll explain.

Oh and props to BRUTAL for the excellent abiet creepy banner. I speak for myself when I say it's an erection killer.

[BRUTAL]

The thing that you make for these matches isn't working for me. It just shows the code.:huh:

I fail to see an issue...

[BRUTAL]

Oh and props to BRUTAL for the excellent abiet creepy banner. I speak for myself when I say it's an erection killer.
:dry:

Never address me again.

[fangrl06]

Superman, if you really want to know PM me and I'll explain.

Oh and props to BRUTAL for the excellent abiet creepy banner. I speak for myself when I say it's an erection killer.
Hmmm...I don't know if I should vote for you, TW...you keep bashing my team:csad:

[Tangled Web]

Hmmm...I don't know if I should vote for you, TW...you keep bashing my team:csad:

ha! There's no need to bash your team anymore.

PAC-10 solidarity. I pulled for you guys in the NCAA's.

[StorminNorman]

Heh. I was just explaining to someone how he was on my list for Eddie Brock.



Well, it looks like I have Wilhelm's vote. So technically I'm the winner here. :up:


It also looks like you guys made JAL relapse. I didn't even have to do anything.


Sometimes it doesn't take any effort or awareness to destroy JAL. Just ask Natalie Portman and Cash Warren. They did a number on his egg shell mind.

So you don't mind that Wilhelm described you as a "sick freak" and only preferred you over JAL.

[Showtime]

So you don't mind that Wilhelm described you as a "sick freak" and only preferred you over JAL.

Is it wrong that the first several times I saw your avatar I thought it was a coffee mug painted to look like a cow and filled with coffee? :csad:

[Tangled Web]

So you don't mind that Wilhelm described you as a "sick freak" and only preferred you over JAL.

I'm fine with it. Many "sick freaks" live long and healthy lives. :csad:

[Blackmouf2002]

Voted for Rev. JAL.

[Noir]

I vote JAL, TW is an assbag.

[Tangled Web]

Oh gee, NOIR voted against me. Doesn't that give me points?

[BRUTAL]

Oh gee, NOIR voted against me. Doesn't that give me points?

Yeah... you're trying to act like you're "better" than someone? A guy who admittedly tried to suck himself off... :dry:

[Tangled Web]

That's not true.

I was just trying to get a gummy bear for Pete's sake! :eek:


:dry:

[BRUTAL]

That's it... stick with that story... :whatever:

[Frico]

I voted for JAL

And have no ****in idea why. :(

[Cmill216]

And have no ****in idea why. :(

He doesn't perform autofellatio?

[Fran]

Oh snap!!!1! :eek:

[Tangled Web]

He would if he could.

I can but I don't.

With great power comes great responsibility. No pun intended.

[Tangled Web]

Voted for Rev. JAL.

Your sad sig nullifies your vote. :csad:

[Frico]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!

Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

Aw....You were doin good before you snapped again :csad:

[Master Chief]

I voted JAL, because he's never been like,

"Let's hold hands!"

:dry:

[Kritish]

TW's more likely to become a sireal rapist. So I'm going with JAL.

[Tangled Web]

Be lucky JAL is in a small town.

[Tangled Web]

I voted JAL, because he's never been like,

"Let's hold hands!"

:dry:

I thought you were a girl. :csad:

[Fran]

She is.

[Master Chief]

I thought you were a girl. :csad:

Even so, hand holding is something that happens when THE WOMAN slips her hand into THE MAN'S. It's just not right. Not. Right. BLYYAAAAAAH, I VOMIT ON YOU!

[Tangled Web]

Well there you go.

[Darth Elektra]

I enjoy both alot but me and JAL are buds. :woot:

We go way back.... JAL, remember the 'I dream of Jeannie' thread?

[Master Chief]

It's alll goooood booooyyyeeeee.

[The Apatow Crew]

I enjoy both alot but me and JAL are buds. :woot:

We go way back.... JAL, remember the 'I dream of Jeannie' thread?
Yeah i remember that thread good times. good times.

[Tangled Web]

So now Superman is in on it.

[Assassin]

JAL, why, becaue TW is..whatever, see all of my LSP posts about TW.

[Darth Elektra]

This one is for Tweb!

Go BRUINS.

[Halcohol]

Is it wrong that the first several times I saw your avatar I thought it was a coffee mug painted to look like a cow and filled with coffee? :csad:

THANK YOU... good to know it's not just me.

I'm voting for JAL because if he left, people would miss him.

[Erzengel]

And JAL is winning. :o

The molestee becomes the molester.

[StorminNorman]

THANK YOU... good to know it's not just me.


The amount of people that have not read the Watchmen saddens me :(

[BRUTAL]

And JAL is winning. :o

The molestee becomes the molester.

Beautiful...

[AndThePickles]

Is it wrong that the first several times I saw your avatar I thought it was a coffee mug painted to look like a cow and filled with coffee? :csad:

That's not what it is? :csad:

[Lunar_Wolf]

JAL. His posting of JA pics always leave my eyes wide open:wow:

[StorminNorman]

I am amazed JAL may pull this through - especially after his tirade earlier in this thread :(

[BRUTAL]

Sometimes in the Deathmatch, the "Winner" is the loser.

[jaguarr]

I smell a JAL vs. blind_fury match in the future.

jag

[BRUTAL]

What does it smell like?

[Erzengel]

Desperation?

[jaguarr]

What does it smell like?

Three-day old Thai food served in a dirty bedpan from an old folks' home. :(

jag

[BloodyWolverine]

I voted J Alba's Lover because he is cool but we don't always agree.

[Blackmouf2002]

Your sad sig nullifies your vote. :csad:

Thanks eggman.:whatever: Would have voted for you but I don't know you.

[Darth Elektra]

I am amazed JAL may pull this through - especially after his tirade earlier in this thread :(

What page?

[Tangled Web]

Thanks eggman.:whatever: Would have voted for you but I don't know you.

Wow. You obviously don't get my custom title.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_am_the_Walrus

Read up kid.

Yeah, I'm glad I don't have your vote. You worship that **** hack Alba.

[Darth Elektra]

Yeah, I'm glad I don't have your vote. You worship that **** hack Alba.

:down :down.

No reason to call her a ****.

[Fran]

I smell a JAL vs. blind_fury match in the future.

jag
:wow::wow::wow:
http://www.musicweb.uk.net/film/2000/Nov00/Clash_of_the_Titans.jpg
:dry::csad::dry:

[Duende Verde]

:down :down.

No reason to call her a ****.

That's just your inner JAL talking.http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/freak.gif

[Kritish]

I could see TW telling Natalie Portman to put the lotion on her skin...

[Kritish]

That's just your inner JAL talking.http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/freak.gif

Why is that JAL smilie purple? :confused:

[Duende Verde]

Man, this quote is like the Hype equivalent of "My Mom Thinks I'm Cool".

I voted J Alba's Lover because he is cool

[Frico]

What page?

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!
Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

:csad:

[Fran]

Shut up Luke_Cage!!! Your an A-Hole!!! central!!!!

[Cmill216]

You damn peoople disgust me! Have you no damn respect for nobody?!
Of course not why would you?! This place is A-Hole central!

For some reason, every time I read that I picture a drunk Atticus Finch.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9233/gregorypeckmockingbirdhj6.jpg

[Duende Verde]

Why is that JAL smilie purple? :confused:

It's pink, like the mascot of a certain berry flavored cereal.

[Tangled Web]

Franken JAL.

hahah

I miss Equint. :csad:

[Tangled Web]

I don't have the Franken JAL manip. But I have the Yellow JALstard. Whoever made this is a genious.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/bleedtrueblue/jallowbastarduc1.jpg

[Fran]

Spoiler material!!

Someone said, "It basically manipped itself!" lol.

[Frico]

Shut up Luke_Cage!!! Your an A-Hole!!! central!!!!


Have you no damn respect for nobody fran?!?!?

You peoople disgust me!!!! Central!!1!!

[Duende Verde]

Spoiler material!!

Someone said, "It basically manipped itself!" lol.

That spoiler basically blew my mind!:wow:

That reminds me, TW can blow himself.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/TW-yoga.gif

[The Apatow Crew]

Why is that JAL smilie purple? :confused:Because he thinks i look like Frankenberry.

[BRUTAL]

I don't have the Franken JAL manip. But I have the Yellow JALstard. Whoever made this is a genious.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w181/bleedtrueblue/jallowbastarduc1.jpg

Spoiler material!!

Someone said, "It basically manipped itself!" lol.

I'm blushing... :)

[Fran]

Bravo, my friend. :up:

[Tangled Web]

I won't deny it. I do have that ability. It's not my fault. I didn't choose the ability.

[Blackmouf2002]

Wow. You obviously don't get my custom title.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_am_the_Walrus

Read up kid.

Yeah, I'm glad I don't have your vote. You worship that **** hack Alba.

Hell ya I do. Who do you think is attractive? BTW, I don't listen or know much about the beetles.

[Fran]

"You sure you wanna know?"

[Tangled Web]

Hell ya I do. Who do you think is attractive? BTW, I don't listen or know much about the beetles.

Well, just so you know I find women attractive for more than superficial looks. Obviously I like Natalie Portman because unlike Alba she
1) can act
2) has been in better movies
3)works for art rather than money
4) is smart
5) Isn't overrated
6) Doesn't act superior
7) Isn't Jessica Alba (a *****)

I also think Scarlett Johanson, Penelope Cruz, Alicia Keyes, Alisson Hannigan, ect... are all much more attractive than Alba.

[Blackmouf2002]

I won't deny it. I do have that ability. It's not my fault. I didn't choose the ability.

Wow that's disturbing....

[The Apatow Crew]

Wow that's disturbing....Yeah i know. But just ignore TW everyone else does.

[Blackmouf2002]

Well, just so you know I find women attractive for more than superficial looks. Obviously I like Natalie Portman because unlike Alba she
1) can act
2) has been in better movies
3)works for art rather than money
4) is smart
5) Isn't overrated
6) Doesn't act superior
7) Isn't Jessica Alba (a *****)

I also think Scarlett Johanson, Penelope Cruz, Alicia Keyes, Alisson Hannigan, ect... are all much more attractive than Alba.

I agree with you for alicia keys. I don't get all deep into it but but to me abla is fine (off of looks) As for the other...

[Halcohol]

That spoiler basically blew my mind!:wow:

That reminds me, TW can blow himself.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/TW-yoga.gif
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! Very nice!

[Tangled Web]

Yeah i know. But just ignore TW everyone else does.

:whatever:

"your a-hole central!"

[Tangled Web]

Yeah i know. But just ignore TW everyone else does.

:whatever:

"your a-hole central!"

[Frico]

:whatever:

"your a-hole central!"

Lawl!

[Erzengel]

JAL gets revenge on his attacker and advances.