Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 6: DBella vs. Calvin

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

Round 2
1. AndthePickles vs. X-Chick
2. JLBats vs. Abaddon
3. Mee vs. Farmerfran
4. Lighting Strykes vs. Dog Lips
5. Darthphere vs. Master Chief
6. DBella vs. Calvin
http://www.catskillcomics.com/davidbeck/huntress.JPG

vs.
http://calvinandhobbes.michaelgoonan.net/Images/calvin2.gif


7. Kyalesyin vs. Tzarinna
8. Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt
9. CConn vs. Jaguarr
10. Darren Daring vs. Kipobe
11. CMill216 vs. Superman79
12. Blind_Fury vs. Kainedamo vs. J Alba’s Lover

[Fran]

Bella.

[Kaboom]

i hear bella is hot and likes the seahawks. thats enough for me.

[Kyalesyin]

Bella. We have something in common.

[DOG LIPS]

Bella. We have something in common.

Boobies?

[Prognosticator]

That HAWT Huntress pic is enough for me! :up: :wow:

[Fran]

Boobies?

:up:

[Mee]

Calvin seems cool, but I know Bella better. Plus she gave me a petname. :heart:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Boobies?Ew, that'd be sick if they shared common boobies, like Siamese twins joined at the boobies. :(

[Cmill216]

Bella

[Fran]

i hear bella likes the seahawks. thats enough for me.

Her only fault. :csad:

[Lightning Strykez!]

My dear, sweeter than honey Bella. Obviously. :up:

[jaguarr]

Ew, that'd be sick if they shared common boobies, like Siamese twins joined at the boobies. :(

I'm gonna need pics of that before I make a final ruling.

I vote for DZilla! :up:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

4 nipples, hidden away from sunlight forever. :(

[Fran]

Coming soon to Lifetime.

[Superman79]

Bella
The sweet, sultry, beautiful queen of my heart ;) :p

[DOG LIPS]

Poor Calvin. He has already met his fate at the sexy hands of the delicious destroyer. R.I.P.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Calvin used to be the sultry Queen of my Heart, until Imus got fired. :huh:
Strange, how life is.

[jaguarr]

Calvin used to be the sultry Queen of my Heart, until Imus got fired. :huh:
Strange, how life is.

Don't worry, Wil. He's still a sultry queen and nobody can take that away from him, even if he's not in your heart anymore. RIP Imus.

jag

[Mee]

It's a struggle, adjusting to this post-Imus world. :csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

Bella cause she's HAWT ans Smexy!:yay:

[Ahura Mazda]

Bella because I like her

[X-Chick]

Calvin. he's like one of the best posters ever but he'll lose because he's not a girl. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

Bella's Deathmatches usually end up as a landslide...

[X-Chick]

i :heart: you, cal. :csad:

[redmarvel]

DBella - she's almost as crazy as I am. ;)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She's Stealth-Crazy.

[Immortalfire]

Bella forever!

[dpm07]

Bella has a certain elegance and dignity that is very proper.

I vote her.

[AndThePickles]

DBella, of course! :heart:

[DBella]

I'm gonna need pics of that before I make a final ruling.

I vote for DZilla! :up:

jag
Pics of attached boobies? That can be arranged.

Btw, if I'm DZilla, does that make Calvin 'CaMothra'? I kill bugs for fun and eat them for snacks.

Her only fault. :csad:
My faults are what makes me perfect. When are you going to learn, frannie? :csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Bella has a certain elegance and dignity that is very proper.

I vote her.
I would put your face through a wall.

[Cmill216]

Damn, this is a mauling.

[jaguarr]

Pics of attached boobies? That can be arranged.

Yessss....pander for the popular vote. Pannnnnderrrrr! Mmmmmmm!


Btw, if I'm DZilla, does that make Calvin 'CaMothra'? I kill bugs for fun and eat them for snacks.


No it makes him Tokyo. He'll be left in shambles and ruins when you are through with him but still alive, yet his fully warranted fear of you will somehow lead him to regard you as his protector, ultimately. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome only with more radioactive breath.

jag

[DBella]

Bella cause she's HAWT ans Smexy!:yay:

I'm smart and funny too, dammit! :mad:

At least that's what I keep telling myself.

Calvin. he's like one of the best posters ever but he'll lose because he's not a girl. :csad:
Good posts are over-rated. Stupid random ones are so under-appreciated. :csad:

Btw, there've been many male winners. In fact, I believe previous winners have mostly been males.

[Outsiderzedge]

For as "cool" as Calvin tries to be, DBella is that much cooler for not even having to try.

Fake and flashy or geniune and beautiful... hmm...

Dbella. No contest.

[DBella]

For as "cool" as Calvin tries to be, DBella is that much cooler for not even having to try.

Dbella. No contest.
Just between you and me...

I practice in front of my mirror everyday to master the art of 'cool' but end up steaming up my mirror instead. :csad:

[JStorm]

Booooo!

[DBella]

Booooo!
Darn it, Stormy! You scared the crap outta me! Where the heck have you been? And a belated happy birthday greeting to you.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

For as "cool" as Calvin tries to be, DBella is that much cooler for not even having to try.

Fake and flashy or geniune and beautiful... hmm...

Dbella. No contest.Calvin is not "fake and flashy".
:whatever:

[JStorm]

Darn it, Stormy! You scared the crap outta me! Where the heck have you been? And a belated happy birthday greeting to you.

Scared you? How?

Oh.. and you have a few days to either give me a birthday phone call or card. This will be the first year you haven't done either.

Get to it; or I vote for Calvin!

[BRUTAL]

Calvin is not "fake and flashy".
:whatever:

No... he's just lame.

[AndThePickles]

I hope I don't have to go against Bella next round :csad:

[DBella]

Scared you? How?

Oh.. and you have a few days to either give me a birthday phone call or card. This will be the first year you haven't done either.

Get to it; or I vote for Calvin!
I was gonna make you a birthday thread but Joe beat me to it. Blame him!

I thought you didn't want to hear from me anymore. :mad: :(

[DBella]

I hope I don't have to go against Bella next round :csad:
I hope I don't have to go against you. But if I do and you win, I won't throw tantrums. :) :heart:

[JStorm]

I was gonna make you a birthday thread but Joe beat me to it. Blame him!

I thought you didn't want to hear from me anymore. :mad: :(


Do what you like, girl. I gotta run.

And I will stick to my word. Calvin will get my vote.

And don't blame Joe. He's just a better friend than you.

[AndThePickles]

I hope I don't have to go against you. But if I do and you win, I won't throw tantrums. :) :heart:

Hahaha me win against you, that's funny. :woot:

[jaguarr]

Joe caught feelings.

jag

[DBella]

Do what you like, girl. I gotta run.

And I will stick to my word. Calvin will get my vote.

And don't blame Joe. He's just a better friend than you.
Okay.

And the Joe thing was a joke. He's a great guy.

[JStorm]

Joe caught feelings.

jag

:D

Okay.

And the Joe thing was a joke. He's a great guy.

So was that. Geex, Bel; lighten up.

Ok.. out for real.

Love you too! ;)

[DBella]

Yessss....pander for the popular vote. Pannnnnderrrrr! Mmmmmmm!
You sound like a ssssssnake.


No it makes him Tokyo. He'll be left in shambles and ruins when you are through with him but still alive, yet his fully warranted fear of you will somehow lead him to regard you as his protector, ultimately. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome only with more radioactive breath.

jag
Correction: Garlic breath.

[DBella]

So was that. Geex, Bel; lighten up.

Ok.. out for real.

Love you too! ;)
You b*****d! I always knew you're one! :mad: :heart:

[ShadowBoxing]

Eanie...meanie...minie...

[AndThePickles]

MO! (Bella!)

[Fran]

Bella is mo bettah.

[Tangled Web]

My vote is for Calvin.

[Bruce Wayne]

The beauty.

Booze is bad for you. :up:
If someone you know and love catches you drinking it. : o

[DBella]

Are Bruce Wayne and Master Bruce the same person?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

MO! (Bella!)I thought Calvin was the "Mo". :huh:
And Bella's the "Meenie".

[Erzengel]

I don't know but I'm subtracting both votes just in case.

You know, can't be too careful with these deathmatches.

:up:

[Calvin]

Even I was tempted to vote with my penis on this one. But instead I voted for my penis.

[JStorm]

You b*****d! I always knew you're one! :mad: :heart:

You cuss me and expect a vote?

Calvin just got that much cooler!

I accept Visa and Mastercard. ;)

[Lightning Strykez!]

Wow. This is like...a bludgeoning.

[Calvin]

I'd have maybe stood a chance before my hiatus.

[X-Chick]

Looks like Cal can join me, fran and DL in the loser's circle. We'll have a huge party. :up:

[BRUTAL]

I'd have maybe stood a chance before my hiatus.

Doubtful.

[jaguarr]

Even I was tempted to vote with my penis on this one. But instead I voted for my penis.

After this match, I bet Bella will be nice and let you visit your penis once in awhile since she'll be keeping it in a box on her mantle.

jag

[Calvin]

After this match, I bet Bella will be nice and let you visit your penis once in awhile since she'll be keeping it in a box on her mantle.

jag

I'm assuming that by "box in her mantle," you mean "vagina."

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Who the hell defeated all the females in the previous Death Matches? :huh:

Well, regardless, this time it will be Lightning Strykez!, thanks to a bunch of hayseeds I've never even heard of.
The Death Matches are dead to me. :aloof:

[Calvin]

I think the first deathmatch came during the summer, when the majority of posters here were less depraved.

[DarthRekal]

I LOVE DBella .. but Calvins MAH dude and Dbella doesnt need anymore votes..sorry D

[DBella]

I LOVE DBella .. but Calvins MAH dude and Dbella doesnt need anymore votes..sorry D
This feels like the timeS when the Lakers repeatedly kick the Sonics' ass. :(

It's okay DR, I feel like voting for Cal's penis myself but I will try to fight the temptation. Love you too.

[DarthRekal]

This feels like the timeS when the Lakers repeatedly kick the Sonics' ass. :(

It's okay DR, I feel like voting for Cal's penis myself but I will try to fight the temptation. Love you too.
:woot:

sorry if it makes ya feel better.... Your football team is better than ours :oldrazz:

[jaguarr]

I'm assuming that by "box in her mantle," you mean "vagina."

I was thinking more along the lines of a nice hardwood cigar humidor, but whatever tickles your pickle.

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well, regardless, this time it will be Lightning Strykez!, thanks to a bunch of hayseeds I've never even heard of.


SHUTTIE!!!! :cmad::cmad::cmad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

SHUTTIE!!!! :cmad::cmad::cmad:
Shuttie WHUTTIE?
DOG LIPS is an unbeatable juggernaut.

[DOG LIPS]

Shuttie WHUTTIE?
DOG LIPS is an unbeatable juggernaut.
Obviously not. :csad:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Obviously not. :csad:

There, there...:csad: Are we still friends?

Circle YES or NO.

[jaguarr]

Shuttie? WTF? :huh:

jag

[Halcohol]

Shuttie? WTF? :huh:

jag
I think it's British. :confused:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Shuttie? WTF? :huh:

jag


I think it's British.

Actually it's Ghettoese for "Shut yo mouf bwah!"

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Now the Death Match is about how many boards you frequent, not how mighty you are.
'Cause no one is on Community more than me. I'm almost on 40 hours a freaking week.
So,

LS-Voters I've never even freaking heard of (not even including people I've heard of but who are never in Community (like "Carp Man"))


BoBByJoMo
CapBeerCino
ck51100
danoyse
Downhere
Electrix
Fantastic-Boy
Goddessreicho
Grog
Hellmistress
highguard
Hotaru
IncredibleJeff
KenK
Loganbabe
Maestro83
Milkman 95
Nell2ThaIzzay
Onlooker
Psionic Force
ROOR
Spidey Lover 10
Storm Within
Storm22
surfergirl
venom628
XMENfreaq
yenaled
BB



DL-Voters I've never even freaking heard of


Docta
Specter313



There is no possible way I can win 'cause I don't care about Spider-Man or the X-Men or Ghost Rider or Iron Man or the morons who made Galactus a big cloud and The Thing a puny lump of stretchy rubber.
It's a sad, sour chapter in Death Match history. :o

[DOG LIPS]

There, there...:csad: Are we still friends?

Circle YES or NO.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/dogs.jpg

"We coo."

[Erzengel]

Now the Death Match is about how many boards you frequent, not how mighty you are.
'Cause no one is on Community more than me. I'm almost on 40 hours a freaking week.
So,

LS-Voters I've never even freaking heard of (not even including people I've heard of but who are never in Community (like "Carp Man"))

BoBByJoMo
CapBeerCino
ck51100
danoyse
Downhere
Electrix
Fantastic-Boy
Goddessreicho
Grog
Hellmistress
highguard
Hotaru
IncredibleJeff
KenK
Loganbabe
Maestro83
Milkman 95
Nell2ThaIzzay
Onlooker
Psionic Force
ROOR
Spidey Lover 10
Storm Within
Storm22
surfergirl
venom628
XMENfreaq
yenaled
BB

DL-Voters I've never even freaking heard of

Docta
Specter313

There is no possible way I can win 'cause I don't care about Spider-Man or the X-Men or Ghost Rider or Iron Man or the morons who made Galactus a big cloud and The Thing a puny lump of stretchy rubber.
It's a sad, sour chapter in Death Match history. :o
Most of those usernames make me uncomfortable just by the very sight of them.

Here's an idea, if you have to work more than 5 minutes trying to get a username because all the good ones are taken, maybe you should just go back to the drawing board.

Can't there be a program in place that disqualifies usernames based on lameness?

[X-Chick]

BoBByJoMo
CapBeerCino
ck51100
danoyse
Downhere
Electrix
Fantastic-Boy
Goddessreicho
Grog
Hellmistress
highguard
Hotaru
IncredibleJeff
KenK
Loganbabe
Maestro83
Milkman 95
Nell2ThaIzzay
Onlooker
Psionic Force
ROOR
Spidey Lover 10
Storm Within
Storm22
surfergirl
venom628
XMENfreaq
yenaled
BB



DL-Voters I've never even freaking heard of


Docta
Specter313



Yep, no clue who those people are. That was my point a week ago that LS's panties all in bunch. :o

[Lightning Strykez!]

There is no possible way I can win 'cause I don't care about Spider-Man or the X-Men or Ghost Rider or Iron Man or the morons who made Galactus a big cloud and The Thing a puny lump of stretchy rubber.
It's a sad, sour chapter in Death Match history. :o

Hmmm. *scratches goatee*

Well, the joint is called Superhero Hype after all. Sounds like you might need to get out more. :csad:

[Halcohol]

Actually it's Ghettoese for "Shut yo mouf bwah!"
That explains it. I'm only on week 3 of Ebonics... Just $24.95 and I'll finally be able to find out who this 'brah' character is. :oldrazz:

[jaguarr]

Now the Death Match is about how many boards you frequent, not how mighty you are.
'Cause no one is on Community more than me. I'm almost on 40 hours a freaking week.
So,

LS-Voters I've never even freaking heard of (not even including people I've heard of but who are never in Community (like "Carp Man"))

BoBByJoMo
CapBeerCino
ck51100
danoyse
Downhere
Electrix
Fantastic-Boy
Goddessreicho
Grog
Hellmistress
highguard
Hotaru
IncredibleJeff
KenK
Loganbabe
Maestro83
Milkman 95
Nell2ThaIzzay
Onlooker
Psionic Force
ROOR
Spidey Lover 10
Storm Within
Storm22
surfergirl
venom628
XMENfreaq
yenaled
BB

DL-Voters I've never even freaking heard of

Docta
Specter313

There is no possible way I can win 'cause I don't care about Spider-Man or the X-Men or Ghost Rider or Iron Man or the morons who made Galactus a big cloud and The Thing a puny lump of stretchy rubber.
It's a sad, sour chapter in Death Match history. :o

I recognize quite a few of those usernames, and many of them pop into Community every now and again, actually. *somearemoreanonymousthanothersshrug*

If the CINO forums hadn't been disbanded and it's denizens flung to the farthest corners of the galaxy, I would win every single death match, every single time. It's true.

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yep, no clue who those people are.

But that's my point: you guys don't need to know who they are. They need to know who I am...because it's...my match.

And I don't wear panties! Real men wear thongs! :cmad:



That explains it. I'm only on week 3 of Ebonics... Just $24.95 and I'll finally be able to find out who this 'brah' character is.

There will be a quiz! :hyper:


If the CINO forums hadn't been disbanded and it's denizens flung to the farthest corners of the galaxy, I would win every single death match, every single time. It's true.

*sigh* The day we closed the CINO board gates was probably the saddest chapter in our modern Hype era. Great battles were fought on those grounds...much carnage was ripped. *crosses heart*

[jaguarr]

And I don't wear panties! Real men wear thongs! :cmad:



Ugh. You may not be a Scientologist and you may not abuse your power as much as we tease you about, but you DO wear butt floss and that ain't right, Captain Bananahammock.

http://www.bojon.com/buzz/images/banana/yammock.jpg

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hmmm. *scratches goatee*

Well, the joint is called Superhero Hype after all. Sounds like you might need to get out more. :csad:

Not at all. I like to talk about mass shootings, the supposed veracity of the Bible, capital punishment, hilarious losers pining for sex, music, Human-Faced Satan Cat, Orko, etc. with people who come from a comicbooky perspective.

As you know I only came here to learn about the F4 movie, but now there's nothing new when I check it out. *shrug*

[jaguarr]

B
*sigh* The day we closed the CINO board gates was probably the saddest chapter in our modern Hype era. Great battles were fought on those grounds...much carnage was ripped. *crosses heart*


Word. *pours out a bit of his forty on the ground in remembrance of those who have fallen*

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Word. *pours out a bit of his forty on the ground in remembrance of those who have fallen*

jag

CINO poster: $12

Buying CINO on DVD: $20

Catching feelings over CINO: Priceless

[X-Chick]

But that's my point: you guys don't need to know who they are. They need to know who I am...because it's...my match.

And I don't wear panties! Real men wear thongs! :cmad:


It was DL's match too and they probably didn't know anything about him. So for all they know, he could be much more awesome than you. :o :huh: :yay:

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/fatdog.jpg
X-Chick wants me.

[jaguarr]

CINO poster: $12

Buying CINO on DVD: $20

Catching feelings over CINO: Priceless

CINO was a crime against nature! :cmad:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Catching feelings over CINO: Priceless
Ha, truth

[X-Chick]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/fatdog.jpg
X-Chick wants me.

i'm just questioning the validity of his argument. consider it practice for my future profession. :o

[DOG LIPS]

CINO was a crime against nature! :cmad:

jag

Like your face! :cmad:


dog

[Lightning Strykez!]

Not at all. I like to talk about mass shootings, the supposed veracity of the Bible, capital punishment, hilarious losers pining for sex, music, Human-Faced Satan Cat, Orko, etc. with people who come from a comicbooky perspective.


If you recall, it was I who erected Off-Topic threads in some of those boards so people could discuss those same topics (as you've noted above) without having to leave the confines of their respective "home boards". Check out the content of those threads. You'll find they are chockful of people who possess that same perspective. They just don't share it here, that's all.

That's why I was somewhat dissapointed when someone questioned the "quality" of the posters voting.I mean, what the hell? I guess it's feasible for a poster to expend 8,000 posts soley on a subject like Dr. Doom, but I know those people--and their interests are just as varied as people's here. The thing is, you guys don't know them (and won't read their posts to get a feel for them like I have to everyday) and so the stereotypes gush forth. lol :oldrazz:

Ugh. You may not be a Scientologist and you may not abuse your power as much as we tease you about, but you DO wear butt floss and that ain't right, Captain Bananahammock.

It's more right than Skid Lip's commando choices. :o

[jaguarr]

Like your face! :cmad:


dog

You mad, nikka! :cmad:

jag

[Halcohol]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/fatdog.jpg
X-Chick wants me.
http://www.sgtowns.com/journal/dailypics/2005_10_10b.jpg

So does this one. Add a can of Coke for only $1!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

CINO was a crime against nature! :cmad:

jagI suppose people wanted Carrie Anne Moss.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/1-cw.jpg

[jaguarr]

I suppose people wanted Carrie Anne Moss.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/1-cw.jpg

People wanted Catwoman, not CINO.

jag

[Morg]

Bella, natch :)

[Morg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/fatdog.jpg
X-Chick wants me.

ack, diet time DL :oldrazz:

[Lightning Strykez!]

It was DL's match too and they probably didn't know anything about him.

No offense, but you're making a lot of assumptions here. The truth is DL patrols the same boards I do and we both lost support because we were neutralizing eachother's votes due to the fact that we are cool with the same peeps here. Many just decided to sit that Match out.

It happens. *shrugs*



So for all they know, he could be much more awesome than you. :o :huh: :yay:

Dog Lips is more awesome than me. But we seriously should stop gassing his head up--it's not good for his heart condition.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Word. *pours out a bit of his forty on the ground in remembrance of those who have fallen*

jag

That's a waste of tasty beverages!!!! :cmad: I could've drank that. :whatever:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Dog Lips is more awesome than me. But we seriously should stop gassing his head up--it's not good for his heart condition.

The gas is not making it to the head!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/fatdog.jpg

[DOG LIPS]

ack, diet time DL :oldrazz:

Never!:cmad:

[jaguarr]

The bloat is killing DL. :(

jag

[DOG LIPS]

The bloat is killing DL. :(

jag

Peep the title, son! :cmad:


dog

[Superman79]

poor guy...looks like he ate a steak wrapped in bacon and followed it with a 6-pack of shaken up rootbeer....:(

[jaguarr]

Accepting that you have a problem is the first step, BLOAT LIPS. Help us help you. *calls A&E's "Intervention" show and gives them DL's name and address*

jag

[StorminNorman]

I would of voted for Calvin if this was a few months ago, but then he took the hiatus :(

[Morg]

Never!:cmad:

You need to lay off the trolls, too fattening :ninja:

[Lightning Strykez!]

A fattened dog to that level of bloatfulness surely must qualify as animal cruelty, no?

I mean, look at him--he's totally on swole. If there was housefire and his masters had to run for their lives, he wouldn't be able to follow. :csad:

Fat ass.

[jaguarr]

A fattened dog to that level of bloatfulness surely must qualify as animal cruelty, no?

I mean, look at him--he's totally on swole. If there was housefire and his masters had to run for their lives, he wouldn't be able to follow. :csad:

Fat ass.

He must be on dat 'dere Celltech. :D

jag

[X-Chick]

No offense, but you're making a lot of assumptions here. The truth is DL patrols the same boards I do and we both lost support because we were neutralizing eachother's votes due to the fact that we are cool with the same peeps here. Many just decided to sit that Match out.

It happens. *shrugs*

Stop acting like I have a personal vendetta against you and like this is a big deal. I'm really just arguing for the sake of arguing. :huh:

Oh and nobody says "peeps" anymore, fyi. :o :yay:


Dog Lips is more awesome than me. But we seriously should stop gassing his head up--it's not good for his heart condition.

:heart:

[Ronny Shade]

I would of voted for Calvin if this was a few months ago, but then he took the hiatus :(

you have no honor!

[mrvlknight21]

Despite the fact that she is very slow to email me back, she is a UFC fan....hmm, but she thinks that Batman is the BEST!? WTF!? I dont know..Im torn...wait, who is she up against?

ok, Bella.

[Erzengel]

Despite the fact that she is very slow to email me back, she is a UFC fan....hmm, but she thinks that Batman is the BEST!? WTF!? I dont know..Im torn...wait, who is she up against?

ok, Bella.

I know you are there DBella. I can see you in front of the computer.
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1219/peepingtompeepingfn9.jpg

[Calvin]

I haven't been reading most of this thread, so I just now realized Lightening Strykez beat Dog Lips? Since when does anyone respect this guy enough to vote for him? Am I mixing him up with another mod?

[Erzengel]

If you see who votes for him, it's a lot of names with X-Men, FF in it. The forums he mostly posts in.

He's like Gil Gunderson on the Simpsons. He's a big wig in Scottsdale, like those other forums.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Gil.jpg

[X-Chick]

I haven't been reading most of this thread, so I just now realized Lightening Strykez beat Dog Lips? Since when does anyone respect this guy enough to vote for him? Am I mixing him up with another mod?

Maybe with the fire guy? :huh:

[mrvlknight21]

I know you are there DBella. I can see you in front of the computer.
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1219/peepingtompeepingfn9.jpg

LOL!:oldrazz:
http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~gdurand/kip.jpg

Youre just mad because I have been chatting with hot babes online all day.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Am I mixing him up with another mod?

Now, now. No mixing me up with Morg. :p

[JStorm]

LOL!:oldrazz:
http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~gdurand/kip.jpg

Youre just mad because I have been chatting with hot babes online all day.

You've become a hypester! :eek:

[Calvin]

Maybe with the fire guy? :huh:
Who's the fire guy?

[DBella]

Since Cal voted for his penis, I will vote for my pegina. Maybe.

*prepares cigar box for Cal to put on mantle*

[DBella]

Who's the fire guy?
I think she meant Immortalfire.

[Calvin]

I didn't even realize he was a mod.

[DBella]

He's in red. I think he mods the Spider-Man boards.
You sure have been gone for too long.

[DBella]

You cuss me and expect a vote?

Calvin just got that much cooler!

I accept Visa and Mastercard. ;)
I do not carry a Visa or Mastercard with me but I do carry a Knuckle-sandwich. How about if I pay you with that. :o

[Hunter Rider]

Bella:up:

[Lobo]

Big Sis

[Showtime]

Wow. Cal is a cool cat despite these polls.

[fangrl06]

Bella. She seems hot.:heart: :ninja::p

[Fran]

She is :up:

[Calvin]

If I really wanted to win these contests, I'd choose a feminine name and not be disagreeable towards anyone.

[fangrl06]

If I really wanted to win these contests, I'd choose a feminine name and not be disagreeable towards anyone.
Uhh, please don't.

[Erzengel]

If I really wanted to win these contests, I'd choose a feminine name and not be disagreeable towards anyone.

Heh.

Calvina. :up:

[Calvin]

Heh.

Calvina. :up:

That's the route that poster named Tzar took when he wanted people to like him more.

[X-Chick]

If I really wanted to win these contests, I'd choose a feminine name and not be disagreeable towards anyone.

But then I wouldn't like you. :csad:

[Calvin]

Don't worry, if I really wanted to win these contests that badly, I'd kill myself.

[CConn]

Hahahaha. Oh, Calvin sucks.

[Calvin]

Ccon, still holding grudges from the first deathmatch apparently, considering that I've pretty much never posted in the same thread as him other than that. I love the effect I have on people :up:

[CConn]

We were in a Deathmatch together? :confused:

I said you suck cause it was random and I couldn't think of anything else, not because I have an anti-hardon over you. :down

[Calvin]

We were in a Deathmatch together? :confused:

I said you suck cause it was random and I couldn't think of anything else, not because I have an anti-hardon over you. :down
Can you at least humor me?

[DBella]

If I really wanted to win these contests, I'd choose a feminine name and not be disagreeable towards anyone.
I'm too timid to be disagreeable. I am only disagreeable when I am having my period but when that time comes, I'm usually too pissed off to even log on. Timid...see?

[Calvin]

I know, I'm not slighting you for it, I'm just saying that seems to be the profile for people who do well with these things these days.

[Super Kal]

my vote goes to DBella. :up:

[DBella]

I know, I'm not slighting you for it, I'm just saying that seems to be the profile for people who do well with these things these days.
I didn't think you were slighting me, Cal. Even if you were, it doesn't bother me. I don't know, Kip does very well in these matches... does the description you made fit his profile?

[Malice]

Calvin will just use the Transmogrifier and create hundreds of Calvins...How could Bella win against those odds?

[GunBlade]

Calvin's got that dark twist.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Calvin baked me a cake once. :yay:

he ate it :csad:

stupid Calvin :csad:

[Morg]

Calvin will just use the Transmogrifier and create hundreds of Calvins...How could Bella win against those odds?

Easy, threaten the clones with the cooties :ninja: Calvin hates the cooties :woot:

[Calvin]

Ha, Malice! I win the moral victory.

[X-Chick]

Ha, Malice! I win the moral victory.

I knew he was awesome. :up:

[Calvin]

Also, I can't believe Drak didn't vote for a fellow alcoholic.

[Abaddon]

I want to shove Calvin into a blender.

[Calvin]

That's a term of endearment and you know it.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Also, I can't believe Drak didn't vote for a fellow alcoholic.

Maybe it's because you've been neglecting your alcoholism.

[DBella]

There's morality involved in this match? Darn it!

[Abaddon]

That's a term of endearment and you know it.

of course. it's all figurative. the blender is one of love and friendship.:o

[X-Chick]

Maybe it's because you've been neglecting your alcoholism.

srsly, you need to drink more. i've whipped your as in drinking this week. :o

[Calvin]

I drank a whole bottle of vodka monday night, and tuesday, even though I wasn't on, I drank probably three bottles worth of wine at my buddy's place in Jersey, and to be fair, I'm getting ready to move :down

[Outsiderzedge]

Calvin looks like a dork. A dork trying to be cool.

Atleast, that's the impression I get from every picture I see of him.

[Calvin]

B**ch please.

[JStorm]

I do not carry a Visa or Mastercard with me but I do carry a Knuckle-sandwich. How about if I pay you with that. :o

In grade school, a punch is a good thing.

Does this mean we's goin' the steady?

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I think I'm drinking tonight and I'll out drink ya *****es. That goes for XC, Calvin, and whoever else thinks they're badass. :cmad:

[Calvin]

I'll be drinking with my buddies tonight most likely, so I'll have to sit this one out.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I could go to a bar but that would mean I'd have to get back from the bar.

[Calvin]

That's actually been my biggest concern about moving to Atlanta. The subway pisses me off here, but damned if it isn't great for that.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

You'll be riding MARTA. :o

[Calvin]

God I'm gonna hate saying that.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

It's alright, just act like MARTA is a European girl.

It's like United's "Ted". "Yea, I just took a ride on Ted, it was pretty smooth."

[Calvin]

I'm gonna ride that nappy headed ho MARTA all night long.

[Colossal Spoons]

I missed this whole round :(

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I'm gonna ride that nappy headed ho MARTA all night long.

You tell her, Don! :cmad:

[Calvin]

Well, it didn't end up as much of a blow-out as it started to be.

[Erzengel]

Bella advances. New matches won't start til Monday, since SHH will be down again this weekend.

[Mee]

I wanna make a special edition deathmatch.

Everyone in this vs. Erz.

:mad: :up:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Bella advances. New matches won't start til Monday, since SHH will be down again this weekend.

Seems like lately we're down more than up...but it'll be worth it in the end. Is anyone migrating to CS?

[DBella]

I feel like such a failure. I can't even manage to get a B grade.
Wait a sec... this is not school and I am not being graded. Phew!

Congrats to Calvin for being such a good sport. :up:

[DOG LIPS]

Bella needed to feed, and Calvin fell victim. R.I.P.

Congrats Bell. :heart:

[Calvin]

I feel like such a failure. I can't even manage to get a B grade.
Wait a sec... this is not school and I am not being graded. Phew!

Congrats to Calvin for being such a good sport. :up:
I was shouting obscenities at you on the inside :up:

[DBella]

I was shouting obscenities at you on the inside :up:
Really? That makes me so happy. :up:

To everyone:
Thanks for your votes... for Calvin and for me. If not for your participation, there'd be no deathmatch. Grazie mille.