Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[DOG LIPS]

And one of them would go to Dog Lips. :rolleyes:



Pfft. You had to give out sexual favors in 17 other forums just to beat me. :whatever::cmad:

[BRUTAL]

Whatever the outcome is, I hope Matt is happy because TheComicbookKid just made a very powerful enemy this day. :o

DOG LIPS?

[Lightning Strykez!]

Pfft. You had to give out sexual favors in 17 other forums just to beat me. :whatever::cmad:

Dogga please. :o Don't knock my attention whoredom. You're just sore because no one would accept sexual favors from your big-furred ass!

[BRUTAL]

Dogga please. :o Don't knock my attention whoredom. You're just mad because no one would accept sexual favors from your big-furred ass.

OHHHHH No he Di-in't!

[DOG LIPS]

DOG LIPS?

Damn right. I'm just looking for any reason to ban that scum. :cmad:

[Erzengel]

DOG LIPS?
I said powerful, not whizzing in his pants when excited!!! :cmad:

[Darthphere]

Look, lets just do this. I win this round, lets move on.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Let's hug it out bruh...

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg

Let there be peace amongst us.

[Erzengel]

Why does it have to be a white tiger?

Racist. :cmad:

[jaguarr]

Tigers are notorious pick-pockets, so check your wallet!

jag

[BRUTAL]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg

Let there be peace amongst us.

*saves*

Wil, if you make it to the end... I have something to work with...

[Lightning Strykez!]

Why does it have to be a white tiger?

Racist. :cmad:

Actually it's an Oreo Tiger: Half Neegra and half Wegro...just like me. :)

[Matt]

So I'm stuck in a bit of a quandry.

On one hand, Matt and I are men of principles.

Matt's principle, that he sticks up for TCBK or else forfeits.

My principle, that I should stick with my decision based on the preset rules that I have established.

If I concede, it's anarchy for all. :huh:

I disagree with the anarchy. It is reversing a bad call. But alas, I've presented my points and I will let it rest there as it is your decision to make.

[Matt]

MATT YOU LITTLE GIRL, YOU CAN'T FORFEIT 'CAUSE I ALREADY SAID YOU SHOULD WIN!
IF YOU FORFEIT THEN I'LL FORFEIT! I WILL FORFEIT THE **** OUT OF YOU!
:cmad:


lol

You wish. Your forfeit is a forfeit because you know you were beaten. My forfeit is one of protest. My forfeit owns your forfeit.

[Mee]

We must take this before the council!


http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/council.jpg

[Darthphere]

You cannot wield it! None of us can.

Tis a gift.

Mellon.

PO-TA-TOE!

Quayle vs Murphy Brown.

[Erzengel]

This can't go for the council because of members of the council are involved.

Taxing this is.

[Darthphere]

I guess the Teen Titans must decide after all.

[Darren Daring]

Hey, I beat Duende, righteous.

[Mee]

But Ronny is M.I.A. :huh: :csad:

[Darthphere]

We must search for a new Titan.

[Mee]

To the Batcave! And the table covered in random pictures!

[Erzengel]

I'm working on it ladies.

[Mee]

Cool beans.


Ladies.

[Erzengel]

We must search for a new Titan.
I'd let you host the tryouts. :up:

[Darthphere]

I'd let you host the tryouts. :up:

Hmmm, I think I will.

[Movies205]

You know what would be funny is if Erz just made a thread with the name "Mat" instead of "Matt"... REmatch between the fictional "Mat" and Wilhelm who will win!

[Mee]

Yeah...

That'd be hi-larious!! :wow:

[Abaddon]

I don't see anyone can get satisfaction out of this when you don't even get to beat anybody up.

[Matt]

Any decision?

[Erzengel]

Going to be a while, checking on some things. Check back monday. :up:

[Movies205]

Going to be a while, checking on some things. Check back monday. :up:

Pssst.... Erz you should sign up for Hype Clue, all the cool kids are joining!

[Erzengel]

Sorry Movies, I've been part of the last 6 Survivors. You look like you have a bunch of semi-newbs, that might be more fun for you.

[Movies205]

Sorry Movies, I've been part of the last 6 Survivors. You look like you have a bunch of semi-newbs, that might be more fun for you.

Remember... Who gave you your start :cmad: Plus this is not survivor, this is a new game :cmad:

[Fran]

Semi-newbs... like me? :o

[hippy fascist]

Pssst.... Erz you should sign up for Hype Clue, all the cool kids are joining!

Pssst...movies205, there's these things called girls. If you leave the house you might be able to find one and pay them enough money (hope you've got deep pockets :o) to touch your penis

[Matt]

Because it has nothing to do with community. For example what if wilhelm goes away for a month. One of your voters might decide to come back to the hype for that month only and therefore be prevented from experiencing the full glory that is wilhelm.

If you have posters who have been here month after month then they have at least had THE OPPORTUNITY to experience both posters

that kind of logic removes all responsibility from the competitor in this game. If they do not know Wilhelm it is because Wilhelm has chosen not to go to those forums.

[hippy fascist]

that kind of logic removes all responsibility from the competitor in this game. If they do not know Wilhelm it is because Wilhelm has chosen not to go to those forums.

Has nothing to do with specific boards otherwise this would be community only.

another example, if a poster's only been here 6 months would you ask a person who hasn't posted in a year to comment on them?

[Matt]

Has nothing to do with specific boards otherwise this would be community only.

another example, if a poster's only been here 6 months would you ask a person who hasn't posted in a year to comment on them?

If the poster is familiar with the other poster, yes. It doesn't matter if they only know one. This is a popularity contest. It is who you know. Not who you and your opponent knows. I've never interacted with passerby, the deadite, or vilya. Should their votes be disqualified because of that?

Lets liken this to politics again. If someone is running for President, and they have only had their citizenship for 3 months, should their vote be denied? Or what if they intentionally went out of their way to familiarize themselves with only one candidate...should they not count?

Your system comes off as elitist and unfair. Regardless of how long they have been here, they are active members of the Hype and therefore are entitled to their vote.

[Outsiderzedge]

Matt and Wilhelm-Scream should both post pictures of their back and whomever has more acne on it moves on to the next round. :cool:

[Erzengel]

Remember... Who gave you your start :cmad: Plus this is not survivor, this is a new game :cmad:
I've become to big for my britches. I'm a Superstar now, I can go where I want. :o
Semi-newbs... like me? :o
Exactly. :heart:

[Matt]

Decision!

[Immortalfire]

Matt and Wilhelm-Scream should both post pictures of their back and whomever has more acne on it moves on to the next round. :cool:

Ugh :csad:

[Erzengel]

Decision!
Waiting on word from someone. Paitence Matthew. I hope you aren't planning your weekend around my decision. :csad:

[Matt]

Waiting on word from someone. Paitence Matthew. I hope you aren't planning your weekend around my decision. :csad:

It just so happens I was :cmad: :cwink:

But comeon, who are you waiting from? Let us in on it.

[Erzengel]

Who I am waiting for is inconsequential.

Listen Matt, it's not in my nature to be mysterious...







...but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.

[Matt]

siiiigh...fine.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Matt





It's official




You are a dweeb. :(:up:
Matt clearly has acne on his back and should advance.

Erz, you've got to get on the ball. If he doesn't find out for sure that I lost soon, it'll be too late to cancel the caterers.

[jaguarr]

Good God....are you people still carrying on about this? The sheer amount of manhours wasted on whining about this is astounding. It's...just...the...internet....

jag

[Kyalesyin]

If only one of you'd had the sense to post nudes, and get a rabid fanboy to spam everyone with them until they voted for you. Then the winner would be clear.

[Movies205]

Jag, psssttt- I don't know if you realize this but there just having some fun, there something fun in busting the balls of a host to hold out that slight glimmer of hope you could win, it's perhaps more fun than the actual game itself... However it so ridiculously annoying for a host... Toven was a master at this game :(

[Matt]

Jag, psssttt- I don't know if you realize this but there just having some fun, there something fun in busting the balls of a host to hold out that slight glimmer of hope you could win, it's perhaps more fun than the actual game itself... However it so ridiculously annoying for a host... Toven was a master at this game :(

It really is the best part of the game, and I think I've damn well earned it after hosting the last Survivor game. :cmad:

Jewhob made my life a living hell over a call I made in Erz's favor...so he pretty much has to take any *****ing I give to him and respond with "Thank you sir may I have another!?!?" :cwink:

[jaguarr]

You guys call it busting the host's balls, I call it being whiny *****es. Toe-may-toe...toe-mah-toe.

jag

[Matt]

You guys call it busting the host's balls, I call it being whiny *****es. Toe-may-toe...toe-mah-toe.

jag

Erz knows me well enough to not take anything I say seriously. I'd assume Wil does as well. It is just part of the game.

[Erzengel]

Erz, you've got to get on the ball. If he doesn't find out for sure that I lost soon, it'll be too late to cancel the caterers.
I already got Matt's invitation to his victory party. He's hired a magician, a pony and that Titanic inflatable that you can slide down.

[jaguarr]

Which is why I told Erz to stand by his initial judgment call of both you and Wil progressing and move on. ;) But I think your complaining is being taken far more seriously than it deserves to be.

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

Matt and Wil just may pass Superman79 and SB in terms of "lesser known voter controversy".

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Matt and Wil just may pass Superman79 and SB in terms of "lesser known voter controversy".Yeah. That was awesome when X-Chick said, "This is lame how suddenly you're disqualifying votes." and people said, "No he's not! He's done it in other matches." and she goes, "Yeah but those others weren't "important" matches."

LOL, X-Chick thinks it's "important" that I lose, lol.

[Colossal Spoons]

So X-Chick doesn't consider Shadowboxing, Superman79, Cmill, Terry, and I to be important.

I was gonna sing a pretty song at her wedding too :down:

[Mee]

So...does this make Matt the Dubya to Wilhelm's Gore or what? :huh:

[Erzengel]

Official Hype Deathmatch Annoucement

After talking with some of our esteemed mods, I have decided that I will allow TheComicbookKid's vote to count making the vote 37 to 38 Matt.

Of course I have decided to discount Hoban's vote based on the same discussion with a mod, making it 37 to 37.

Both Wil and Matt will continue.

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!

[BRUTAL]

So...does this make Matt the Dubya to Wilhelm's Gore or what? :huh:

That's offensive... for both.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

So X-Chick doesn't consider Shadowboxing, Superman79, Cmill, Terry, and I to be important.

I was gonna sing a pretty song at her wedding too :down:These fans of one of my old bands asked me to play the Wedding March on electric guitar, like Queen did in Flash Gordon, at their wedding.
Sounds cool.......but it wasn't. Quite embarrassing. :(

Maybe do a Bryan McKnight song.

[jaguarr]

Official Hype Deathmatch Annoucement

After talking with some of our esteemed mods, I have decided that I will allow TheComicbookKid's vote to count making the vote 37 to 38 Matt.

Of course I have decided to discount Hoban's vote based on the same discussion with a mod, making it 37 to 37.

Both Wil and Matt will continue.

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!

:up:

jag

[Mee]

Official Hype Deathmatch Annoucement

After talking with some of our esteemed mods, I have decided that I will allow TheComicbookKid's vote to count making the vote 37 to 38 Matt.

Of course I have decided to discount Hoban's vote based on the same discussion with a mod, making it 37 to 37.

Both Wil and Matt will continue.

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/Jake-/gumbel.jpg


"Solid."

[BRUTAL]

Official Hype Deathmatch Annoucement

After talking with some of our esteemed mods, I have decided that I will allow TheComicbookKid's vote to count making the vote 37 to 38 Matt.

Of course I have decided to discount Hoban's vote based on the same discussion with a mod, making it 37 to 37.

Both Wil and Matt will continue.

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!

http://www.vigilantemultimedia.net/GIFs/Voter-Reg.gif

http://www.vigilantemultimedia.net/Misc/Civil War.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!You just soured Matt's century. :(

[X-Chick]

Yeah. That was awesome when X-Chick said, "This is lame how suddenly you're disqualifying votes." and people said, "No he's not! He's done it in other matches." and she goes, "Yeah but those others weren't "important" matches."

LOL, X-Chick thinks it's "important" that I lose, lol.

lol. after i vote, i dont check the deathmatch threads anymore. i really dont care who wins or loses. :whatever:

So X-Chick doesn't consider Shadowboxing, Superman79, Cmill, Terry, and I to be important.

I was gonna sing a pretty song at her wedding too :down:

its funny how people can read my mind now.

[Colossal Spoons]

its funny how people can read my mind now.

Hakuna Matata buddy. I'll still sing at your wedding :heart:

[hippie_hunter]

So...does this make Matt the Dubya to Wilhelm's Gore or what? :huh:

No, because Gore won the popular vote and still lost

It's more like Matt is Dubya and Wilhelm is Kerry. Dubya won the popular vote, but people are sore losers thus still saying "He's not my President" or something like that.

[jaguarr]

Hakuna Matata buddy. I'll still sing at your wedding :heart:

I vote you sing "Tiny Bubbles" at her wedding. Then I'll bust in for the encore with a rousing rendition of "Pride And Joy" by Stevie Ray Vaughn. Then we'll get drunk on champagne and do The Alligator on the dance floor during the slow dances so as to maximize the inappropriateness. :up:

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

I vote you sing "Tiny Bubbles" at her wedding. Then I'll bust in for the encore with a rousing rendition of "Pride And Joy" by Stevie Ray Vaughn. Then we'll get drunk on champagne and do The Alligator on the dance floor during the slow dances so as to maximize the inappropriateness. :up:

jag

Hot damn! I was gonna do "Candle In The Wind" since I do a mean Elton impression but your idea sounds like more fun :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You know I even said I wouldn't vote for him because a lot of times he comes off as a whiny *****.......then I go and ****ing vote for him......:dry:


Whatever...Whoa, this is insane. :huh:

I think if this Match has taught us anything, it's that Wilhelm "Lol, Give it to Matt. He obviously wanted it way more than I did." Scream is not a whiny b**** and that Matt "Let's debate semantics and ethics and procedure regarding the Death Matches for 5 pages and huwwy UP and tell me if Wilhelm lost and if he didn't I forfeit 'cause it's imperative that only I win not both of us" is a "Whiny Little B****."

Then X-Chick says she never checks back after she votes and doesn't care who wins or loses.........except she did check back.....to say:
That seems like crap, especially how its suddenly just in this match that votes get disqualified. :down
and
That match was unimportant so I paid no attention to it. I've been known to post less than once a day, or once a month even, maybe you should disqualify my votes too. :cmad:
and, on Erz writing a phonebook of detailed rules for Death Matches, she says:
Probably should have to avoid junk like this. :o

Hahaha, I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. You people are Hi-LARious. Thank you. lol

[kainedamo]

Wilhelm, why do you fail? Your Father would be a very disappointed man.

[Movies205]

This is what happens when Wilhelm-Scream became the establishment... He was way cooler when he was a rebel, then he became an icon, and starting peddling his merchandise to the kids... He no longer could be his once magnificent snappy self, now he's become a water down version of hte orignal... Poor Poor Poor Wilhelm... The Wilhelm I remember, partially from a made-up biography that's really a rip off of Pete the Magic Dragon, would of blown fire on POWder-man than trying to explain himself :cmad:

[Matt]

Official Hype Deathmatch Annoucement

After talking with some of our esteemed mods, I have decided that I will allow TheComicbookKid's vote to count making the vote 37 to 38 Matt.

Of course I have decided to discount Hoban's vote based on the same discussion with a mod, making it 37 to 37.

Both Wil and Matt will continue.

Hahahhahahahaha!!!!

I don't really know who Hoban is, so I accept this decision and thank Erz for not dicking CBK who really is a nice guy :up:

[Matt]

So...does this make Matt the Dubya to Wilhelm's Gore or what? :huh:

No, I think it would be the other way around as I won the popular vote. You know, its actually sort of like the SNL skit where Gore and Bush decided to share the presidency since we both advanced.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I AM A HUMAN BEING!
*pops Vicodin*

[Matt]

By the way Erz, will it be me vs Wilhelm again next round or will we have new opponents?

[Movies205]

I AM A HUMAN BEING!
*pops Vicodin*

Shut up freak and get back to the circus, I got chillin to put through college!:cmad:

Snort that ****, that's what the hardcore mofos do

[Erzengel]

I don't really know who Hoban is, so I accept this decision and thank Erz for not dicking CBK who really is a nice guy :up:
Hope he doesn't come to community. I'm going to make him wish he never joined SHH. :heart:

[Erzengel]

By the way Erz, will it be me vs Wilhelm again next round or will we have new opponents?
I'll split you up. Maybe Wil will face Abaddon and you'll face LS. :huh:

[BRUTAL]

I'll split you up. Maybe Wil will face Abaddon and you'll face LS. :huh:

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

[Matt]

I'll split you up. Maybe Wil will face Abaddon and you'll face LS. :huh:

I should get the easier opponent like Abaddon....afterall, I technically did win.

[Matt]

Or, better yet, give us the rematch with a third party.

[Erzengel]

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.
Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I should get the easier opponent like Abaddon....afterall, I technically did win.Isn't it the other way around? You won, but then technically you didn't?

[Iceman]

Too late, but Wilhelm.

[BRUTAL]

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.
:whatever:

Look it up oh Host of Hosts

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

Wilhelm called me brilliant... I wept.

[Calvin]

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

I've been complaining about this stuff since the first round of the first deathmatch.

[DV8]

this is bull****! Wilhelm should have won hands down :mad:

(sorry I didn't vote, dude :O)

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Thank you DV8. We never talk anymore.

[BRUTAL]

Get a room :o

[Lightning Strykez!]

If only one of you'd had the sense to post nudes, and get a rabid fanboy to spam everyone with them until they voted for you. Then the winner would be clear.

LMAO!

That manuever works for a svelte nymph like you but it'd backfire on us (actually I did post some half-naked shots a few weeks ago here, but not for the match). See, considering the vast majority of the Hype populace is male and homophobic...well...you get the point. ;)

[Lightning Strykez!]

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

Quite a few people campaigned in both of these rounds--more than Abbadon, Matt and myself (and I didn't even push hard in the last one at all just to avoid all of this BS later). Kaz is up in the mix now, as well as Superman79 and Cmill. So...yeah. I think this whole issue is just getting really tired. lol

Whoring up votes was a staple in the past deathmatches--and they extended far beyond Community's borders even then. So it's kinda...how shall I say it--tacky--that's suddenly a major issue now.


Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

http://www.wiltshirecds.nhs.uk/NoSmokingDay/baby%20crying.jpg

Oh please. Translation: "I want better odds!"

[Wilhelm-Scream]

:whatever:
No it's not. I've lost in every Death Match and did so cheerfully...even voting for my opponent in some cases. You people don't get it.

It's two different views of what makes a Death Match fun.
I never said campaigning is cheating. I've said 50 times, "Give it to Matt, because if it's Hype-Wide instead of a Community thing, I D.E.S.E.R.V.E. to lose, 'cause I never frequent other forums."

Why can't you read and comprehend th^t?

I had fun in the the Death Matches because it was all peers, communicative peers, who ended up voting. That was the source of all the humor and good-natured ribbing.

Losing to votes from Duende Verde, or Dew K. Mosi, or Kipobe, or Erzengel was entertaining. Losing to a faceless, silent person you'll never, ever converse with is not.
I don't understand why that sounds unreasonable to you. :huh:

I didn't even complain about it, but the Death Matches are now a different sport. It used to be about the reputation you'd cultivated over time. Now it's a more immediate "How well do you reach out to the masses and how prolific and well-travelled are you." contest.

That's fine, but it's like having guys in wheelchairs compete against the NBA. It's a different sport that I can't compete in.....and all that translates into is, I'm not going to waste my time making funny pictures specifically for a match. :huh:
What's the big deal?


P.S. Even my "Matt is a Baby" pics kick your "Wilhelm is a Baby" pics.


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Jill%20Greenberg/jill3.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Jill%20Greenberg/jill1.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Jill%20Greenberg/jill6.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Jill%20Greenberg/jill7.jpg

[Lightning Strykez!]

What's the big deal?


I guess I share similiar sentiments. This is my first Deathmatch but I have not enjoyed it much at all. Whatever thrill that came from "whoring up votes" in previous matches has somehow eluded me--perhaps it's due to this constant third-degree treatment that has permeated this series. One cannot enjoy his/her victory if they're gonna be branded by their peers.

It's petty. :down



P.S. Even my "Matt is a Baby" pics kick your "Wilhelm is a Baby" pics.


They do not. My baby looks human. Your's look emo and disturbed! :cmad:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Jill%20Greenberg/jill1.jpg

I mean, what the hell is that? He/She/It reminds me of those dolls my cousin used to have--the ones who's eyes always pop open when you sit them up. I hate that ****. :down

[Erzengel]

This is my first Deathmatch but I have not enjoyed it much at all.
I don't know why but this cracks me up.

Not as described. :csad:

LOL

[DV8]

Thank you DV8. We never talk anymore.

It's not you, Wilhelm . . . it's ME :( I've been going through a lot of :trans: lately . . . *sniffle* I'm just sad that Ronny Shade :word: isn't around anymore!!! And every post on these bOARDS REMINDS ME OF HIS ABSENCE!!! WHY!!!??!!??!? WHY!!!?!?!?!? WHY DID THEY HAVE TO TAKE HIM AWAAAAAY!?!?!?!?!


*runs away sobbing/drooling*

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I mean, what the hell is that? He/She/It reminds me of those dolls my cousin used to have--the ones who's eyes always pop open when you sit them up. I hate that ****. :downThat one reminds me of Dew for some reason.

[Lightning Strykez!]

That one reminds me of Dew for some reason.

I told her what you said. Repent now...while there's still time. :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.


The campaigners must be differentiated from the mass PMers...who deserve their own deathmatch :up:

[Kyalesyin]

The campaigners must be differentiated from the mass PMers...who deserve their own deathmatch :up:

So, wait, where would I come in, since I got someone else to mass PM for me?

[Lightning Strykez!]

So, wait, where would I come in, since I got someone else to mass PM for me?

Exactly...thank you! I too would like the answer to that question. :o

I think you guys are splitting hairs here and overcomplicating what should be a very simple process.

[jaguarr]

I agree, LS, it's a very simple process. Everyone else is disqualified for campaigning except for me because I actually haven't done any at all in any of my matches. So...I win! Whoooo! I'd like to thank the Academy...


jag

[Colossal Spoons]

So, wait, where would I come in, since I got someone else to mass PM for me?

You're a campaigner by my rules :o

Exactly...thank you! I too would like the answer to that question. :o

I think you guys are splitting hairs here and overcomplicating what should be a very simple process.

You know what, chocolate face? How about I split your hairs? :cmad:

I agree, LS, it's a very simple process. Everyone else is disqualified for campaigning except for me because I actually haven't done any at all in any of my matches. So...I win! Whoooo! I'd like to thank the Academy...


jag

Psh, you only won because all of Cconn's supporters have been banned :ninja:

[jaguarr]

Psh, you only won because all of Cconn's supporters have been banned :ninja:

I've been wondering how the three of them have been getting on since they were exiled. :dry:

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha. Quite nicely actually. They've set up camp a few boards down the street. :up:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought jag pulled in a squad of unknowns from the knot tying forums to beat Erz. :huh:

[jaguarr]

I thought jag pulled in a squad of unknowns from the knot tying forums to beat Erz. :huh:

Dude...that was like...two deathmatch tournaments ago. Let it go. Let the healing begin.

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

I thought jag pulled in a squad of unknowns from the knot tying forums to beat Erz. :huh:

Hahahahaha

Hey! they have just as much clout here as you do, sir :o

[jaguarr]

Maybe I'm the reason Erz hates people from other forums voting so much? :D

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

You know what, chocolate face? How about I split your hairs? :cmad:

Such violence. I don't subscribe to black-on-black crime ('sides, I'm more of a caramel, lightskinedededed face anyway. They would've let me in the House). :o



Psh, you only won because all of Cconn's supporters have been banned :ninja:

Basically. :up:

I agree, LS, it's a very simple process. Everyone else is disqualified for campaigning except for me because I actually haven't done any at all in any of my matches.

Well of course you didn't campaign fool. You were too busy hitting people with garbage cans you VIOLENT ASS! :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

Things jag is ultimately responsible for:

1. The Bush admin
2. El nino
3. Erz's undying hatred for unknown voters

Good job buttsandwich! :cmad:

[Kyalesyin]

This thread is very entertaining

[Colossal Spoons]

Such violence. I don't subscribe to black-on-black crime ('sides, I'm more of a caramel, lightskinedededed face anyway. They would've let me in the House). :o

I'm lighter than you, so I'd get to fetch his newspaper. I win :huh:

[jaguarr]

Hey...whoa, whoa, whoa.....the Bush Admin is NOT on me. I tried to STOP that ****. :cmad: *hits Colossal Spoons with a trash can*

jag

[Kyalesyin]

Any trashcan action coming my way? Its kinda funny, jag wasn't even in this match and he manages to hijack the thread.

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey...whoa, whoa, whoa.....the Bush Admin is NOT on me. I tried to STOP that ****. :cmad: *hits Colossal Spoons with a trash can*

jag

Now, are these regular trash cans or WWE tinfoil ones?

Kerry FTL

[Mee]

The knot tying forums were never the same after jag came! :mad: :down

[jaguarr]

http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/7829-1/dumpster.jpg

jag

[DOG LIPS]

Any trashcan action coming my way?

Are you black? :csad:

[Kyalesyin]

Are you black? :csad:

I just cleaned my oven....

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Any trashcan action coming my way? Its kinda funny, jag wasn't even in this match and he manages to hijack the thread.
This is the drunken congregation in the parking lot after the management pulled the plug on the show.

[Kyalesyin]

This is the drunken congregation in the parking lot after the management pulled the plug on the show.

Best place to meet people

[Lightning Strykez!]

I'm lighter than you, so I'd get to fetch his newspaper. I win :huh:

You may be a shade lighter, but I'm prettier. Therefore you get to lay down on your stomach so he can warm his feet on yer ass. I, on the other hand, get to be a playmate for his son.

So I win.

I just cleaned my oven....

http://www.jimandellen.org/ellen/DVDykeontheroof.jpghttp://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/5/55/JulieAndrews.jpg

I guess you can be down then...but you're stretching it.

[jaguarr]

Look....ONE of you better go get my paper and then help my son finish building his tree fort or there will be hell to pay! :cmad:

:oldrazz:

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

Hey...whoa, whoa, whoa.....the Bush Admin is NOT on me. I tried to STOP that ****. :cmad: *hits Colossal Spoons with a trash can*

jag

No, that wasn't your fault.

We all know Halle Berry is responsible for that. :csad:

[jaguarr]

Between CINO, Gothika and the Bush Administration, Halle Berry hasn't had a very good millenium.

jag

[Fran]

So I'm too lazy to read the last few pages, but is the argument over the post count/join date validity still going on, or is it over? :huh:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Look....ONE of you better go get my paper and then help my son finish building his tree fort or there will be hell to pay! :cmad:

:oldrazz:

jag


Look here Wegro: You gave up your rights to have us fetch you anything once you married Helen's ass.

http://www.hotbovine.com/images/willisfinal2.JPG

So you are down with the swirl. Get yer own damn papuh son! :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

Look....ONE of you better go get my paper and then help my son finish building his tree fort or there will be hell to pay! :cmad:

:oldrazz:

jag


Well LS is the pretty one AND I heard your son was light in the loafers. I think I'll get the paper :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Between CINO, Gothika and the Bush Administration, Halle Berry hasn't had a very good millenium.

jag

Yeah, but there was that scene from Monster's Ball. :up::up:

[Mee]

So I'm too lazy to read the last few pages, but is the argument over the post count/join date validity still going on, or is it over? :huh:
It's over. Result is a tie, they both move on.

[Erzengel]

Things jag is ultimately responsible for:

1. The Bush admin
2. El nino
3. Erz's undying hatred for unknown voters

Good job buttsandwich! :cmad:
Specifically TheComicBookKid. :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

Never heard of 'em.

[BRUTAL]

... I'm still laughing about "chocolate face"...

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well LS is the pretty one AND I heard your son was light in the loafers. I think I'll get the paper :o

I ain't that pretty!!!!! :csad:

[jaguarr]

Look here Wegro: You gave up your rights to have us fetch you anything once you married Helen's ass.

http://www.hotbovine.com/images/willisfinal2.JPG

So you are down with the swirl. Get yer own damn papuh son! :cmad:

I'm workin' on it! :cmad:

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

I ain't that pretty!!!!! :csad:

I've seen your hair :o

[jaguarr]

Yeah, but there was that scene from Monster's Ball. :up::up:

That's like...the pinnacle of her career, too.

Specifically TheComicBookKid. :cmad:

Look, I can't apologize enough for that. I'll shoot him myself if it will make you feel any better. Now if someone could just point him out to me. I'd hate to shoot Spider-Man309483029823098 by mistake.

jag

[BRUTAL]

I ain't that pretty!!!!! :csad:

You signature LIES! :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

That's like...the pinnacle of her career, too.

jag

Ugh, and it involved that smelly old man Thornton :down: Why couldn't Heath Ledger have been the one to bang her?

[jaguarr]

You signature LIES! :cmad:

Your signature is insensitive to people in wheel chairs, you heartless bastard! :cmad:

jag

[Erzengel]

That's like...the pinnacle of her career, too.



Look, I can't apologize enough for that. I'll shoot him myself if it will make you feel any better. Now if someone could just point him out to me. I'd hate to shoot Spider-Man309483029823098 by mistake.

jag
Hey, I'm quite okay with "acceptable" losses. One less person with an unoriginal name.. :up:

[jaguarr]

Ugh, and it involved that smelly old man Thornton :down: Why couldn't Heath Ledger have been the one to bang her?

That's the kind of stank that never washes off, too. Ever.

jag

[BRUTAL]

Your signature is insensitive to people in wheel chairs, you heartless bastard! :cmad:

jag

[Taiwarriorz]Wheelchairs are for women and gheys! :cmad: [/Taiwarrioz]

[jaguarr]

Hahaha! Where the hell is that guy, anyway? He went on spring break and never returned. Maybe his travel mates killed him.

jag

[Kyalesyin]

I was wondering about Tai as well... wouldn't be surprised if he started running his mouth in the wrong place and someone just upped and shot him...

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahaha! Where the hell is that guy, anyway? He went on spring break and never returned. Maybe his travel mates killed him.

jag


There was a Strongest Man competition in Panama City, FL that week. I heard that after squatting 1790lbs, the government kidnapped him and now he's in Area 51.

True story :up:

[Kyalesyin]

There was a Strongest Man competition in Panama City, FL that week. I heard that after squatting 1790lbs, the government kidnapped him and now he's in Area 51.

True story :up:

Did you call his manicurist, his dentist and his nose-hair trimming technician to confirm this?

[BRUTAL]

[Taiwarrioz]Where y'all got 'dem Aay-lee-yuns?![/Taiwarriorz]

[Kyalesyin]

I miss all the fake Tai posts...

[jaguarr]

I miss all the fake Tai posts...

I really don't. They were funny for the first three or four times and then Shadowboxing became to lost in the character and we had a hard time bringing him back.

jag

[Kyalesyin]

I really don't. They were funny for the first three or four times and then Shadowboxing became to lost in the character and we had a hard time bringing him back.

jag

What did you use to bring him back in the end?

[Colossal Spoons]

Women

[jaguarr]

What did you use to bring him back in the end?

Spoons, Erz and I had spent days without sleep, trying to deprogram him using images of Cyclops from X-Men books and films. Erz got frustrated and wanted to start hitting him with a bag of Valencia Oranges, but we were concerned that it would only reinforce the FauxTaiwarriorz personality that had become dominant. Then I had the idea to play on the racist tendencies of the personality, so we had Spoons just hug him and say "I love you, man!". It got a little scary, there, for a bit. The FauxTai personality reacted violently and was enraged, fighting against the ropes we'd bound him with. He finally broke, though, long enough for Shadow's normal personality to take control and push the FauxTai out of his body. It was a very emotional time. I only fear that the FauxTai Demon is out there, unchecked, and may be looking for another host. *looks suspiciously at BRUTAL*

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I really don't. They were funny for the first three or four times and then Shadowboxing became to lost in the character and we had a hard time bringing him back.

jag
Truly it became creepy like the has-been ventriloquist who putters around the house arguing with his dummy.

p.s. It's Feaux Tai Demon

[Colossal Spoons]

I did catch Brutal playing Bass Fisher Pro on his XBox the other day...

*rubs chin* :ninja:

[Kyalesyin]

Spoons, Erz and I had spent days without sleep, trying to deprogram him using images of Cyclops from X-Men books and films. Erz got frustrated and wanted to start hitting him with a bag of Valencia Oranges, but we were concerned that it would only reinforce the FauxTaiwarriorz personality that had become dominant. Then I had the idea to play on the racist tendencies of the personality, so we had Spoons just hug him and say "I love you, man!". It got a little scary, there, for a bit. The FauxTai personality reacted violently and was enraged, fighting against the ropes we'd bound him with. He finally broke, though, long enough for Shadow's normal personality to take control and push the FauxTai out of his body. It was a very emotional time. I only fear that the FauxTai Demon is out there, unchecked, and may be looking for another host. *looks suspiciously at BRUTAL*

jag

Damnit you bastard. I just pulled my stitches again. Thats too bloody funny.

[Kyalesyin]

I did catch Brutal playing Bass Fisher Pro on his XBox the other day...

*rubs chin* :ninja:

Any signs of a die-hard urge to shoot ducks?

[BRUTAL]

*looks suspiciously at BRUTAL*

jag

Put down your trash can. Unlike SB I've already BEEN a good ol' boy. It's not something I usually talk about but there is no way I am reverting

[jaguarr]

Put down your trash can. Unlike SB I've already BEEN a good ol' boy. It's not something I usually talk about but there is no way I am reverting

Let's hope not for your sake. Otherwise Spoons is gonna have to hug you until you cry.

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

Any signs of a die-hard urge to shoot ducks?

No. Thankfully, Brutal's g/f is a duck enthusiast and she gave him an ultimatum: "My poontang or the ducks!"

He's yet to get back to her :(

[jaguarr]

"My poontang or the ducks". Ahhhhahahahahahaaaa! :D

jag

[Kyalesyin]

No. Thankfully, Brutal's g/f is a duck enthusiast and she gave him an ultimatum: "My poontang or the ducks!"

He's yet to get back to her :(

Damnit, I liked those stitches! Thats sig worthy.

[Colossal Spoons]

Stitches are overrated anyway :o

[Kyalesyin]

But they're holding my insides in!

[Colossal Spoons]

Where's your skin!?

[Abaddon]

I think you should match up Abaddon, LS, and Matt and have a campaigning battle.

Wil should face the winner of the Brodie/Kip match.

Did Abaddon campaign? I didn't think he did.

that's because I didn't.:huh:

[BRUTAL]

... those sum*****in' ducks have it comin' though... :csad:

[Kyalesyin]

Where's your skin!?

Being held closed by the stitches. My appendix went. They had to operate.

[Lightning Strykez!]

I've seen your hair :o

:dry: You saw my fro? Okay. Good point. But I still don't want to be playmates with Jag's gay son. The loafer lightness changes everything.



You signature LIES!

Does not. :o Seeing Scarlett O'hara fall down those stairs in Gone With The Wind made me chuckle...and gave me inspiration.

[BRUTAL]

Does not. :o

Touche "chocolate face"

[Immortalfire]

Matt wins!

[Kyalesyin]

Matt wins!

Uhhh.... just no.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Touche "chocolate face"

:cmad: I'm. Not. Chocolate.

I embrace my El Debargeness dammnit.


Matt wins!

No he didn't. Not really. :whatever:

[Immortalfire]

No he didn't. Not really. :whatever:

Pardon me for not following this every second, and seeing the exact moment of victory.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Pardon me for not following this every second, and seeing the exact moment of victory

Trust me, you were better off NOT following it. It was...ugly. But basically, Matt is a WINO--Winner In Name Only. We all are. :o

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I embrace my El Debargeness dammnit.That's rare......to the beat of the rhythm of the night.

Also, Matt is a Wino, lol.

[BRUTAL]

That's rare......to the beat of the rhythm of the night.

Also, Matt is a Wino, lol.

It's pronounced: wee-noh

[Wilhelm-Scream]

pronounced "WHINE-O". :huh:

[Immortalfire]

I'm gonna hire a wino..

[Lightning Strykez!]

It's pronounced: wee-noh

No, WS has it right. He's referring to Matt's much-touted other habit: Overindulgence in tasty beverages!!!!

[BRUTAL]

No, WS has it right. He's referring to Matt's much-touted other habit: Overindulgence in tasty beverages!!!!

Ah I been down that road already :csad:

[Maze]

Tooo late to vote :o :woot:

sorryy matt :cwink:

well let's say that the vote would still be going , Wilhelm-Scream i don't really know you so i'm going to be unfair there :o :woot: i vote for matt, even if he can be a pain in the ass lol , he is a pretty cool fellow in my book :yay:

[Maze]

Ps: congratulation Buddy :cwink: