Man Cuts Off His Own "Organ"

[Showtime]

A MAN has cut off his own penis with a large knife in front of diners at a busy London restuarant.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21611704-912,00.html?from=public_rss

Witness Stuart McMahon, who was eating at Zizzi in the Strand with his girlfriend on Sunday, told the Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Police said a man in his 30s was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was stable today.

[Abaddon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Morcilla_cocida.jpg/250px-Morcilla_cocida.jpg

[Showtime]

Cutting off your own penis definately takes balls...

[gap5ewl]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[MaskedManJRK]

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No words...no words can possibly f**kin' DESCRIBE...

:dry:

[vibeke_T]

this is messed up

[Halcohol]

Obviously a great day in the world of news.

[StorminNorman]

Abaddon's pic makes this thread winner :up:

[Lex Luthor]

Definately something you dont see, nor would want to see everyday.

[FRUITY]

An angel just got her wings.:yay: :up:

♥

[superbiatch]

thats all kinds of nasty.

[the a1ant]

Wow. :o

[Halcohol]

An angel just got her wings.:yay: :up:

♥
Bwaha :up:

I imagine now this can can actually give someone the gift of a dick in a box.

[FRUITY]

Bwaha :up:

I imagine now this can can actually give someone the gift of a dick in a box.
I hope it comes with the receipt. :o

♥

[Halcohol]

I hope it comes with the receipt. :o

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Hopefully, but there's no guarantees. I brought sexy back and all I got was store credit.

[Vilya]

:eek: ....

[Kyalesyin]

I can only imagine what that guy must have been high on, since I'm out of my mind on codine, ibuprofen and morphine and it still hurts when I poke my bellybutton.

[ck51100]

This Guy 1, Van Gogh 0

[logansoldcigar]

according to the news over here, they werent able to save his knob.

so whatever made the guy so desperate he cut off his own John Thomas, he now has to face up to life as a eunoch.

[K...]

Hahaha, greatness.

[Kyalesyin]

I still wanna know what that guy was high on and who supplied it to him.

[newavengers12]

A MAN has cut off his own penis with a large knife in front of diners at a busy London restuarant.

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,21611704-912,00.html?from=public_rss

Witness Stuart McMahon, who was eating at Zizzi in the Strand with his girlfriend on Sunday, told the Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. "Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Police said a man in his 30s was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was stable today.

This is sick man..... not good for the world.... :dry:

[ck51100]

Do they make an ouchless band aid big enough for something like that?

[Kyalesyin]

This is sick man..... not good for the world.... :dry:

Are you kidding? If this guy hasn't had kids yet then he's effectively removed himself from the gene pool. This can only be good for the world. Someone give the guy a darwin award!

[ck51100]

This is sick man..... not good for the world.... :dry:

That depends on how you look at it. On its face I'd say yeah, but on the plus side at least this guy is going to be able to procreate :dry:

[ck51100]

Are you kidding? If this guy hasn't had kids yet then he's effectively removed himself from the gene pool. This can only be good for the world. Someone give the guy a darwin award!

That depends on how you look at it. On its face I'd say yeah, but on the plus side at least this guy is going to be able to procreate :dry:

Great minds think alike?

[newavengers12]

That depends on how you look at it. On its face I'd say yeah, but on the plus side at least this guy is going to be able to procreate :dry:

I meant as a collective.... this damage even more the worlds mentally illed imaged.... :csad:

[MaskedManJRK]

I meant as a collective.... this damage even more the worlds mentally illed imaged.... :csad:

Not to mention the crowd he threw his wang at. I mean, the guy who had a limp, bleeding dick just slam into his face is going to be F**KED UP for the rest of his life. :csad:

[Showtime]

Isn't this a romp into the psychological world.

[ck51100]

Not to mention the crowd he threw his wang at.

"Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight."

[MaskedManJRK]

"Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :woot:

Kudos, sir. :up:

[ck51100]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :woot:

Kudos, sir. :up:

Why, thank you sir. I do appreciate it.