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Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:05 AM
so my dad today is like before i spend 150 on a drug test, i need to know do you smoke, and im like uhhhh ummmm kinda, and hes like WHUDA YOU MEAN KINDA!!!! and im like fine yes.

well now my mom knows too, and there planning on telling my whole family :dry:
so im like zomg no.

but im trying to convince them smoking weed is not as bad as they once thought, i told them i have a beeter chance of getting hit by a car or by lighting than dying from smoking.

i also old them weed is only illigal in the states because governmeant cant tax it, or use it as a cash crop.


so plese help me explain to them and convince them to get off my back and let me do what i think is ok.

X-Chick
04-24-2007, 09:10 AM
How old are you?

Matt
04-24-2007, 09:12 AM
Why were they going to drug test you?

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 09:12 AM
Aren't you the same kid who can't hold down a job?

So they have a son who smokes up all the time, and doesn't work?

And you want us to come up with more reasons for you to lay on your ass?

:huh:

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:13 AM
Yeah, Erz, it's that same kid.

Dude, get a ****ing job. You're what, 15-16? You could be a paperboy, or work at McDonald's or something. You're wasting away your money buying all that pot. Not to mention your brain.

Prognosticator
04-24-2007, 09:15 AM
is this the same kid who would go smoke it up after school at a friend's house EVERY DAY, and then laugh at us people who work for a living???

if it is, you need intervention, kid.

terry78
04-24-2007, 09:16 AM
See, normally, if you were a grown man, we'd be on your side. But seeing as how your parents still pay the bills and more or less support your ass...no. Just no.

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:17 AM
And learn proper grammar while you're at it. Good Lord.

X-Chick
04-24-2007, 09:18 AM
See, normally, if you were a grown man, we'd be on your side. But seeing as how your parents still pay the bills and more or less support your ass...no. Just no.

Yeah, if you're an adult, do what you want. If you're still a kid living with your parents, you gotta listen to them and its well within their rights to be concerned about their child using drugs. Seriously, listen to yourself.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:21 AM
yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress. and it also helps me think alot, i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.


anyways they still need a litte more convincing.

ck51100
04-24-2007, 09:21 AM
This one is laughable. Seriously, get a job, get out on your own, then you can do what you want. Living at home with your parents, their house and their rules.

Matt
04-24-2007, 09:23 AM
A lazy pothead who can't even spell gymnastics in a job where he has to supervise children? Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it takes for Iceman to make the news?

demento
04-24-2007, 09:24 AM
Damn, I thought this was going to be a 'coming out' thread. :csad:

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 09:25 AM
yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress. and it also helps me think alot, i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.


anyways they still need a litte more convincing.

Kid. You are 16 living under your parents' roof. It ain't a democracy. You do what they tell you and you won't be able to convince them, that it's harmless unless they are doing it themselves.

:huh: :whatever:

X-Chick
04-24-2007, 09:26 AM
A lazy pothead who can't even spell gymnastics in a job where he has to supervise children? Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it takes for Iceman to make the news?

I'm going for under 3 months. :o

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:29 AM
A lazy pothead who can't even spell gymnastics in a job where he has to supervise children? Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it takes for Iceman to make the news?

May God help us all.

I'm shooting for two weeks.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:30 AM
well no need to bash me for ****ty grammer and bad spelling, i dont feel like going over evry possible thing i spell wrong, i ****in hate grammer geeks who constantly annoy over some one elses flaw. theres alot of people out there who arnt good at spelling.

i say **** it, there are worse things to worry about than spelling, get off my case.

any way my parents dont really buy me anything, i do side jobs and make my own money to buy the things i want, the only thing they ever buy me is food and cloths.

my mom always wants to buy me new cloths but im fine with what i currently have, there still fairly new.

ck51100
04-24-2007, 09:31 AM
A lazy pothead who can't even spell gymnastics in a job where he has to supervise children? Anyone want to start a betting pool on how long it takes for Iceman to make the news?

If he makes it through the interview? I'd say 84 days.

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:32 AM
I only said one thing, kid.

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 09:33 AM
You f'ing stupid kid.

"They only pay for your food and clothes."

How about that heat in the winter, or cool in the summer, electricity for your tv and the roof over your head. I'm guessing they pay for your cable internet as well as for your cable tv.

But I'm guessing besides that, you pay for everything else. :whatever:

And it's GRAMMAR!!!

X-Chick
04-24-2007, 09:34 AM
well no need to bash me for ****ty grammer and bad spelling, i dont feel like going over evry possible thing i spell wrong, i ****in hate grammer geeks who constantly annoy over some one elses flaw. theres alot of people out there who arnt good at spelling.

i say **** it, there are worse things to worry about than spelling, get off my case.

any way my parents dont really buy me anything, i do side jobs and make my own money to buy the things i want, the only thing they ever buy me is food and cloths.

my mom always wants to buy me new cloths but im fine with what i currently have, there still fairly new.

Without food, clothes, and shelter, you would die. Do you have any idea how much food, electricity, mortage, and all that costs? Probably more than you'll ever make. :whatever:

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:36 AM
and i hate the whole, you live under my roof your gonna do what your told.

i have as much rights and freedom as my parents, the only constraints are the laws, you must be 18 or must be 21 to either move out, or consume alcohol.

screw age restrictions, being a certain age dose not make any difference in my judgments.

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 09:36 AM
ahh well stupid is as stupid does

ck51100
04-24-2007, 09:36 AM
well no need to bash me for ****ty grammer and bad spelling, i dont feel like going over evry possible thing i spell wrong, i ****in hate grammer geeks who constantly annoy over some one elses flaw. theres alot of people out there who arnt good at spelling.

i say **** it, there are worse things to worry about than spelling, get off my case.

any way my parents dont really buy me anything, i do side jobs and make my own money to buy the things i want, the only thing they ever buy me is food and cloths.

my mom always wants to buy me new cloths but im fine with what i currently have, there still fairly new.

Ice, seriously here is a point that I think you are missing. It is illegal. I am not going to argue the whole "pot should be leagal" stuff. That isn't the point. The point is that it is illegal. If you get caught with it and busted for possession who is going to pay for that? Now I know that do jobs on the side and this job at Gymboree or where ever the heck you are interviewing at is coming, but honestly dude legal troubles are expensive. I just think that if you are living under your parents roof you don't need to be putting them in that spot to have to bail you out of trouble. And before you go with the "I do it in moderation, I'm not going to get caught" argument, does anyone actually mean to get caught? This is an argument you aren't going to win. Just give up and wait until you go off to college. There is a time and a place for everything...it's called college.

Prognosticator
04-24-2007, 09:38 AM
yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyways they still need a litte more convincing.

LMAO!!! :(

black_dust
04-24-2007, 09:38 AM
Smoking all that pot made you retarded, your parents were right you should stop smoking it :)

thedeadite
04-24-2007, 09:39 AM
living with parents...under 18....doing drugs.... doesn't really matter what drug it is..not many parents are EVER going to be cool with that combination.

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:40 AM
This thread is like a car crash.

You don't want to look, but you can't HELP but look!

ck51100
04-24-2007, 09:40 AM
i have as much rights and freedom as my parents, the only constraints are the laws, you must be 18 or must be 21 to either move out, or consume alcohol.

No you don't. You start paying for all you own stuff....where you live, what you wear, what you eat, the electricity that runs your comp, the water that you flush down the toilet then you have the same "rights" as your parents. As of now you are still just a kid. When you turn 18, move out, register to vote, then talk to me about it. Until then act your age and stop pitching a fit like a spoiled 4 year old.

SWAT
04-24-2007, 09:40 AM
i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.



You know why... CAUSE YOUR HIGH! Anythings better when your high!

Movies205
04-24-2007, 09:41 AM
Weed isn't evil, I mean it's definately a gateway drug, but even then it depends on the person. The problem with weed is that like all types of drugs, you do end up building a tolerance to it, so you end up having to buy more and more, and you end up wanting to be high all the time so what starts out being $10 here and there, ends up consuming most of your money. For example, let's say you get this job, what's going happen to that paycheck is it's going go all towards weed, and the point of having a job in the first place will have been useless. You'll tell yourself things like, "Well I don't have anything else good to spend my money on" to make yourself feel better, but in the end you'll have join the lovely group of potheads. Trust me I've seen it happen too many times with too many fans. I'm not going bull****, and say I don't take a puff from time to time... However, Weed is something to do every once in a great while... So taking in account what's been said of your character, Kid take your parents advice and stay away from the stuff... Plus... When you get to the point of buying crappy **** just so you can have more... you know you suck :(

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 09:41 AM
and i hate the whole, you live under my roof your gonna do what your told.

i have as much rights and freedom as my parents, the only constraints are the laws, you must be 18 or must be 21 to either move out, or consume alcohol.

screw age restrictions, being a certain age dose not make any difference in my judgments.
You are so ungrateful.

Then move out.

Pack your bags, and find some nice place to live where you can smoke week and play your ps3 all day and just rake in the big money you are going to get from the "jjymnastics" place.

Movies205
04-24-2007, 09:44 AM
Another thing... WHat is it with kids and thinking there parents are stupid? I mean so many of my friends in Highschool honestly thought there parents were completely clueless to their smoking habits... Also... If you were cool, you'd never smoke anywhere near or around your house... Also eye-drops would probably be a good thing to invest in... Also that AXE body spray is a pretty dead give-away :(

black_dust
04-24-2007, 09:47 AM
Another thing... WHat is it with kids and thinking there parents are stupid? I mean so many of my friends in Highschool honestly thought there parents were completely clueless to their smoking habits... Also... If you were cool, you'd never smoke anywhere near or around your house... Also eye-drops would probably be a good thing to invest in... Also that AXE body spray is a pretty dead give-away :(

Most kids will think "my parents wont know what it smells like anyway" in all honesty they will and could have tried it at least once in their life. Half of em think the drug was invented back in the 90s or something :whatever:

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:47 AM
Without food, clothes, and shelter, you would die. Do you have any idea how much food, electricity, mortage, and all that costs? Probably more than you'll ever make. :whatever:

the mortgage is already paid off, food comes cheap for us as most of it "falls off a truck" or comes from one of my dads many hookups, as do some of my clothes.

my dad is one of three bosses at this mortgage company, he makes a nice amount of money.


also if i were to move out it would be at one of my own apartments that i currently own with my dad, we own fife 2 family houses, and two 3+ family houses, and a small apartment complex.

im set, i can choose any one of them to live at, most likely it would be the Atlantic beach house. rent is cheap, and i own it, id take care of the tenants and collect their rent.


im set for life, but im still gonna get a decent job so i can buy food, and such as im only gonna live off my parents for 1-2 more years, i need to start my own family in a few years, maybe when im at least in my late 20's.

Kaleb
04-24-2007, 09:48 AM
you really are an inspiration to all those children :dry:

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:48 AM
Putting YOU in charge of keeping tabs of the tenants' rent pay is scary. :dry:

Movies205
04-24-2007, 09:49 AM
Most kids will think "my parents wont know what it smells like anyway" in all honesty they will and could have tried it at least once in their life. Half of em think the drug was invented back in the 90s or something :whatever:

It's because there pot heads... Yo to the kiddies who smoke weed everyday, go a week without doing it... You'll notice a difference, you'll become a lot sharper... I don't know I never really got that entranced by weed... If anything it's cool to do every now and then, but I'd never pay for the stuff... Plus here's a tip for the kids... It's way better as an add-on ;)

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 09:49 AM
HILARIOUS........my parents are mad that i am a child and smoke pot....on top of that, i can't spell or use proper punctuation.....and its not funny that you guys are making fun of me...you are sopposed to support us potheads....i go home and cry now.

ck51100
04-24-2007, 09:50 AM
im set for life

None of which you have actually earned....

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 09:50 AM
the mortgage is already paid off, food comes cheap for us as most of it "falls off a truck" or comes from one of my dads many hookups, as do some of my clothes.

my dad is one of three bosses at this mortgage company, he makes a nice amount of money.


also if i were to move out it would be at one of my own apartments that i currently own with my dad, we own fife 2 family houses, and two 3+ family houses, and a small apartment complex.

im set, i can choose any one of them to live at, most likely it would be the Atlantic beach house. rent is cheap, and i own it, id take care of the tenants and collect their rent.


im set for life, but im still gonna get a decent job so i can buy food, and such as im only gonna live off my parents for 1-2 more years, i need to start my own family in a few years, maybe when im at least in my late 20's.
You currently own? You mean the ones your father put in your name probably for tax reasons.

It's hysterical that you don't like the whole "I live under their roof" rule but you are more than willing to accept everything they give you.

You are a hypocrite.

thedeadite
04-24-2007, 09:53 AM
i had 2 choices when my mom caught me smoking weed at 16...i could either 1) not EVER smoke again (or atleast get caught doing it) or 2) get kicked out of the house....no trying to convince them it's ok. also, i was grounded for 3 weeks, and that meant no tv, no telephone, no video games, no guitar, no music no anything but books (no comics mind you), homework and the company of my mom and stepdad (as long as they weren't doing one of the things i wasn't allowed to do).

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:54 AM
You are so ungrateful.

Then move out.

Pack your bags, and find some nice place to live where you can smoke week and play your ps3 all day and just rake in the big money you are going to get from the "jjymnastics" place.


im far from ungrateful, i appreciate every little thing they do for me. im not planning to move out till im at least 18 - 19 at the oldest.

im a very independent person, i barely look for my parents when i need anything.

and to the other kid or w.e, i wasnt *****ing when i wrote about the laws and such, its the truth. i should have equal rights as any adult, age shouldnt make any differences.

Movies205
04-24-2007, 09:54 AM
im set for life, but im still gonna get a decent job so i can buy food, and such as im only gonna live off my parents for 1-2 more years, i need to start my own family in a few years, maybe when im at least in my late 20's.

z0mg... Seriously... I feel bad for rich parents, I went to a catholic school where it was like 9-10 grand a year to go to every year. So most of the kids were really well off, my family by no means "in the money", however they felt it was a good idea I should go. So pretty much everyone was a pot head because it was a bunch of dumbass free-loaders, who feel that they have it SO BAD!! and the man is out to **** over everyone, while there daddies make 100gs a year. Let me paint a picture for you kid... This is what's going happen... Your going smoke lots of weed, your going stop doing anything productive, except hanging around your loser friends, talking about the big day when you get your shot as a musician. Then one day your going wake up and all your friends, who actually didn't spend all their time smoking weed, went on and made something of themselves, while you and your other cronies, are fat ass middle age men still smoking weed, being pathetic as ever :cmad: !! err... kids like you make me sick!

Movies205
04-24-2007, 09:56 AM
im far from ungrateful, i appreciate every little thing they do for me. im not planning to move out till im at least 18 - 19 at the oldest.

im a very independent person, i barely look for my parents when i need anything.

and to the other kid or w.e, i wasnt *****ing when i wrote about the laws and such, its the truth. i should have equal rights as any adult, age shouldnt make any differences.

You're not independent... God... Your like a friend of mine... Of course he isn't such a dick about it. But he operates on the same principles you do and what you know he's a major pot head, who smokes every day... He thinks he's independent because he's living at college, yet his parents pay for everything and he gets money off a rich uncle. Yeah he doesn't ask for anything from his parents but that because they PROVIDE everything for him!

Calvin
04-24-2007, 09:57 AM
yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress. and it also helps me think alot, i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.


anyways they still need a litte more convincing.
This post has left me with a facial twitch.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 09:57 AM
You currently own? You mean the ones your father put in your name probably for tax reasons.

It's hysterical that you don't like the whole "I live under their roof" rule but you are more than willing to accept everything they give you.

You are a hypocrite.

actually my dad didnt sign my name, on the ones i own i had to spend my own 10,000 on each houses deal, and i had to sign my name, to make it leagal they needed my signature.

also im not a hypocrite, i may not like abiding by their rules but i still respect and apreciate all they do.

terry78
04-24-2007, 09:57 AM
When you have more money than you know what to do with, that's when the drugs and alcohol start to **** up your life. If you live paycheck to paycheck, you can't afford it.

elgaz
04-24-2007, 09:58 AM
anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress.

I loved this bit.

Seriously dude, you're 16 coming 17? You have no idea what stress is yet.

Wait until you get older and have to meet deadlines in your job, pay off a mortgage, pay for your car, bring up a family, keep a home and keep it well, develop all the illnesses that come with age, and all the other fun things that life throws at you when you hit your twenties, thirties and forties

Face it : at the moment you live at home, you have virtually no bills, and you're obviously free to smoke weed, play guitar and generally doss around. You don't know the meaning of the word 'stress' yet, so if you need weed for all this pressure you're under now, you'll probably need Heroin for the harder stuff that comes later.

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 09:58 AM
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

now someone get pissed off and throw a chair at the pot head

Movies205
04-24-2007, 09:58 AM
This post has left me with a facial twitch.

Read on Calvin... It only gets worse... God... this kid's going be such an a-hole when he's an adult... One of those people who looks down on other less fortchunate, because he's a SELF-MADE man... a regular Mr. Bounderby :cmad:

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 10:00 AM
im far from ungrateful, i appreciate every little thing they do for me. im not planning to move out till im at least 18 - 19 at the oldest.

im a very independent person, i barely look for my parents when i need anything.

and to the other kid or w.e, i wasnt *****ing when i wrote about the laws and such, its the truth. i should have equal rights as any adult, age shouldnt make any differences.
If you appreciate everything they do, then you'd abide by their rules.

And again, they pay for electricity, cable, internet, gas, water, sewer and property taxes. So you do look to them for A LOT.

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:01 AM
the mortgage is already paid off, food comes cheap for us as most of it "falls off a truck" or comes from one of my dads many hookups, as do some of my clothes.

my dad is one of three bosses at this mortgage company, he makes a nice amount of money.


also if i were to move out it would be at one of my own apartments that i currently own with my dad, we own fife 2 family houses, and two 3+ family houses, and a small apartment complex.

im set, i can choose any one of them to live at, most likely it would be the Atlantic beach house. rent is cheap, and i own it, id take care of the tenants and collect their rent.


im set for life, but im still gonna get a decent job so i can buy food, and such as im only gonna live off my parents for 1-2 more years, i need to start my own family in a few years, maybe when im at least in my late 20's.
You do realize that the expression "it fell off of a truck" means it was stolen don't you? So....you are bragging about being a thief.

According to you....your dad will "let" you move into one of the houses he owns when you get older....then why are you complaining about what he does now....DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW NICE THAT IS (IF TRUE).....

You are going to move into the "Atlantic beach house" AND collect rent from the people living in it....tell me how are you going to do this?

You are going to start a family in "A FEW YEARS"....when in your LATE 20's....if you are 16 NOW.....a FEW years from now will put you at 20....the LATE 20's is a lot longer off.


TEENAGERS ARE FUNNY....I LIKE READING THEIR POSTS.:woot: :woot:

SolidSnakeMGS
04-24-2007, 10:01 AM
and to the other kid or w.e, i wasnt *****ing when i wrote about the laws and such, its the truth. i should have equal rights as any adult, age shouldnt make any differences.

Well, you don't. As long as you are under your parents roof, you are under their rule. Either you do what they say, or get out. Simple as that.

In othe words, its called the "age of majority".

The Age of majority is the threshold of adulthood as it is conceptualised in law. It is the chronological moment when children legally assume majority control over their persons and their actions and decisions, thereby terminating the legal control and legal responsibilities of their parents over and for them.

Although it is a state-determined age, most of the time it is indeed 18 years of age.

Want to put your laughable notion of freedom to test? Call the cops when your parents won't let you do something. See what happens.

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 10:03 AM
Well the Misfit table was lacking with the departure of Maxwell Smart, I think Ice-Man will be a welcome addition.

black_dust
04-24-2007, 10:03 AM
I think your parents would be proud of us :up: Many wise people here

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 10:04 AM
i'm giving odds 5-1 that his parents are brother and sister, pot doesnt make you this ****ed up

elgaz
04-24-2007, 10:04 AM
and to the other kid or w.e, i wasnt *****ing when i wrote about the laws and such, its the truth. i should have equal rights as any adult, age shouldnt make any differences.

That's fine, go tell the victims of paedophiles :whatever::whatever::whatever::whatever::whatever: :whatever:

The law is like this for a reason. Despite what you may think, children and adolescents are generally not considered mature enough or experienced enough to make life decisions and act in a responsible manner all the time. This is why they have diminished rights when it comes to making certain choices, because you can bet your last dollar that most kids will make the choice which appeals to them rather than the one which is the most sensible.

Hence, you decided to smoke pot and talk about 'almost' having a job (hey, I 'almost' won the lottery) ................ rather than not smoking pot and actually getting a job.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:10 AM
z0mg... Seriously... I feel bad for rich parents, I went to a catholic school where it was like 9-10 grand a year to go to every year. So most of the kids were really well off, my family by no means "in the money", however they felt it was a good idea I should go. So pretty much everyone was a pot head because it was a bunch of dumbass free-loaders, who feel that they have it SO BAD!! and the man is out to **** over everyone, while there daddies make 100gs a year. Let me paint a picture for you kid... This is what's going happen... Your going smoke lots of weed, your going stop doing anything productive, except hanging around your loser friends, talking about the big day when you get your shot as a musician. Then one day your going wake up and all your friends, who actually didn't spend all their time smoking weed, went on and made something of themselves, while you and your other cronies, are fat ass middle age men still smoking weed, being pathetic as ever :cmad: !! err... kids like you make me sick!
1. were not rich, were wealthy, my dad works his ass off providing for his family, i got 2 sisters too.

2. catholic school blows, and the whole religion too, im athiest. i don't belive in anything, i look at the science behind life. no im not scientoligist loon.

3. yes my friends smoke and they have not as great of lives, but there very respectful people, who work hard, and go to school. and none of them are losers.

4. im still gonna smoke, but im not gonna give up things i love doing, alot of you only belive what you see in movies, ooh potheads and stoners are lazy people who mooch off of their family and friends, well let me tell you, i do not accept money from either. i give, i don't take.

5. i may get fat old and bald, but my views on life and my personality will be the same, im a nice kid, a respcetful kid, i help people, i help my friends, i help my friends parents. i spent 3 hours in the hot sun helping my friend rake leaves for his mom and dad, so he can go out for the day. it would have taken him all day if i hadn't of suggested id help him.


im the most generous 16 year old you'd ever know. how many people do you know who always put money in charity buckets, or give out their cloths and old toys to the homeless and less fortunate.

right now half my closet is empty cuz yesterday i went to the local church and dropped off some of my things.


i may be a pothead but im nothing like spicholli from fast times.

Immortalfire
04-24-2007, 10:12 AM
With every post he makes, I thank God I don't smoke.

DorkyFresh
04-24-2007, 10:13 AM
Ice-man....you said you respect your parents' rules and authority yet you're asking us how to convince them to let you smoke weed while you're living in their house? kinda hypocritical don't you think? at any rate...you're living in their house so you have to obey their rules. until you're out on your own you should respect their want for you not to smoke in their house.

oh yeah...coming here and bragging that your family is well off and that you don't have to worry about earning your own job or apt isn't exactly sympathetic.

SolidSnakeMGS
04-24-2007, 10:13 AM
Actually, the youngest age of majority in the US is 18, some places its actually 21!

Apollo
04-24-2007, 10:16 AM
2. catholic school blows, and the whole religion too, im athiest. i don't belive in anything, i look at the science behind life. no im not scientoligist loon.



scientology really has nothing to do with sciene. Its just another dumb religion with stupid storys... you know battlefield earth...its somthing like that....:dry:

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 10:18 AM
He's a regular Bruce Wayne, the pinacle of adulthood at the tender age of 16 with all the wisdom, life experience, etc. :whatever:

ck51100
04-24-2007, 10:18 AM
This thread is making me laugh so....my sides hurt :D

SolidSnakeMGS
04-24-2007, 10:20 AM
im athiest. i don't belive in anything,

Actually, if you're an athiest, you BELIEVE in the lack of existence of god. Read more, smoke less. :woot:

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:21 AM
i'm giving odds 5-1 that his parents are brother and sister, pot doesnt make you this ****ed up

im sorry we dont live in the mountains, my parents are completly different people, not realated in any way. well they are now cuz there married.

and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.

venom628
04-24-2007, 10:21 AM
With every post he makes, I thank God I don't smoke.


lol

Sofa
04-24-2007, 10:22 AM
Oh whatever. He's a 16 year old typically convinced hes right and were all wrong. Let him be, hell learn in time.

Mister J
04-24-2007, 10:23 AM
and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7497/lolzw9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Sofa
04-24-2007, 10:26 AM
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7497/lolzw9.gif (http://imageshack.us)
mh hmm. ;)

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:26 AM
1. i dont belive in god, i already said that.

2. i said i dont belive in scientology, they belive we decended from ****in aliens, i dont belive that.

3. i dont smoke in my house. i do it descretly outside away from them, at a friends house.

4. and to the comment made by ezen w.e, am i not aloud to be generous and give to people?

jaguarr
04-24-2007, 10:27 AM
:rolleyes:

jag

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:28 AM
1. were not rich, were wealthy, my dad works his ass off providing for his family, i got 2 sisters too.

2. catholic school blows, and the whole religion too, im athiest. i don't belive in anything, i look at the science behind life. no im not scientoligist loon.

3. yes my friends smoke and they have not as great of lives, but there very respectful people, who work hard, and go to school. and none of them are losers.

4. im still gonna smoke, but im not gonna give up things i love doing, alot of you only belive what you see in movies, ooh potheads and stoners are lazy people who mooch off of their family and friends, well let me tell you, i do not accept money from either. i give, i don't take.

5. i may get fat old and bald, but my views on life and my personality will be the same, im a nice kid, a respcetful kid, i help people, i help my friends, i help my friends parents. i spent 3 hours in the hot sun helping my friend rake leaves for his mom and dad, so he can go out for the day. it would have taken him all day if i hadn't of suggested id help him.


im the most generous 16 year old you'd ever know. how many people do you know who always put money in charity buckets, or give out their cloths and old toys to the homeless and less fortunate.

right now half my closet is empty cuz yesterday i went to the local church and dropped off some of my things.


i may be a pothead but im nothing like spicholli from fast times.
It's WE'RE....NOT WERE.

And....acording to you....YOUR DAD works his butt off to support the family.....I guess stealing things off of trucks is hard work huh?

You say you are "respectful"....but you disrepect a religion and everyone who follows it by saying it blows....you disrespect the beliefs of people who follow scientology by calling them loons....

.......you're a funny feller.:woot:

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:28 AM
fine laugh it up at my dad being in the mob. idc

all my friends know, there **** scared of him, but i tell them not to be.

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:30 AM
im sorry we dont live in the mountains, my parents are completly different people, not realated in any way. well they are now cuz there married.

and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.
So....you are a crooked backstabbing thief with no respect for anyone or anything except satisfying your own needs.....

Mister J
04-24-2007, 10:30 AM
fine laugh it up at my dad being in the mob. idc

all my friends know, there **** scared of him, but i tell them not to be.
Please, please stop. It's too early for all this. http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7497/lolzw9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 10:31 AM
im sorry we dont live in the mountains, my parents are completly different people, not realated in any way. well they are now cuz there married.

and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.

seriously you drank paint as a child didn't you.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:33 AM
god is the whole topic about bashing on a 16 year old, you can all go **** yourselfs.

im just lookin for people to give facts that smoking is not as bad as they think, not to get a ****in lecture on me and my upcoming years of adulthood.

Immortalfire
04-24-2007, 10:33 AM
My lungs.. about to explode, please stop http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/7497/lolzw9.gif

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:33 AM
fine laugh it up at my dad being in the mob. idc

all my friends know, there **** scared of him, but i tell them not to be.

And people ask me what's so much fun about posting at the Hype....:woot: :woot:

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:34 AM
seriously you drank paint as a child didn't you.


yes loads of it :whatever:

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 10:35 AM
Why would we give you help so you can continue being a somewhat of a "trust fund" kid?

Most of us hope your parents will get pissed and cut you off. :up:

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:35 AM
god is the whole topic about bashing on a 16 year old, you can all go **** yourselfs.

im just lookin for people to give facts that smoking is not as bad as they think, not to get a ****in lecture on me and my upcoming years of adulthood.

It's......YOURSELVES.

This is your brain....this is your brain on pot.:hyper:

Mister J
04-24-2007, 10:36 AM
god is the whole topic about bashing on a 16 year old, you can all go **** yourselfs.
He's gonna have us all whacked! :eek:
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3687/omgjd2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

But if his life is like the Sopranos, maybe he has a sister that looks like Meadow. She could whack me. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1781/grinrq8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Then again, what if she has calloused hands? :confused:
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3687/omgjd2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

DorkyFresh
04-24-2007, 10:37 AM
This is your brain....this is your brain on pot.:hyper:

i've always said that the problems that people have while smoking pot were problems BEFORE they started...

...case in point, i can spell just fine and i've had my fair share of the "green stupid".

elgaz
04-24-2007, 10:38 AM
so which one looks more like your dad?

http://www.celebritiesfans.com/Pic/robertdeniro.jpg http://newserver.wunh.org/pics/djotw/Bruce%20Pingree_marlonbrando_godfather.png http://www.iflipflop.com/uploaded_images/tonysoprano-766896.jpg

Immortalfire
04-24-2007, 10:38 AM
The Truth About Ice-man..tonight at 9 on Lifetime.

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 10:39 AM
yes loads of it :whatever:


then that explains a lot


seriously though your coming across as a sad moronic pathetic little spoilt rich kid, who thinks that he should get his way no matter what. pull your head out of your ass and join everyone else in the real world. if you respect your parents as much as you say you do then you should have no problem doing as they ask, no matter what ****ing age you are.

DorkyFresh
04-24-2007, 10:40 AM
you guys are wrong...



...haven't we learned from Seung-Hui Cho? hehe

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:40 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

thedeadite
04-24-2007, 10:41 AM
you know..every once in awhile i entertain the thought of quitting the hype, considering i don't really post that often, but then a thread like this comes along and i realize exactly why i'm here. thank you ice-man! this thread is making my whole day!

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 10:42 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.
Easy there Sonny. Don't want any accidents at the toll booth.

thedeadite
04-24-2007, 10:42 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.


oh man...i repeat....this thread is making my day!

Mister J
04-24-2007, 10:42 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4240/biglaughck5.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:43 AM
well your welcome, i live to entertain.

Sofa
04-24-2007, 10:43 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.
Sure, threatening everyone is really gonna make them anna be nice to you.

elgaz
04-24-2007, 10:44 AM
i have no problem killing anyone.

LMAO

You're a joke.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:45 AM
i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

Sofa
04-24-2007, 10:46 AM
i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.
Ohboy.

elgaz
04-24-2007, 10:47 AM
i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

LOL so now you're trying to convince us all how tough you are? Wow ........... it takes a big man to shoot someone in the head.

99% of me finds you irritatingly funny because you take yourself SO seriously whilst the rest of us (mostly older people) can spot your kind coming from a mile away.

The other 1% of me just finds it unfunny that you come out with a statement like this after everything that's just happened at Virginia tech.

thedeadite
04-24-2007, 10:48 AM
people that say they'd have no problem looking someone in the eye and shooting/killing them make me laugh....have you ever actually saw someone get shot, in the face/head in particular...if you havn't don't make such rediculous claims.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:48 AM
what you never thought about killing someone in the heat of the moment?

drag their cold corpse down to the docks tie a concrete slab and drop him in.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 10:48 AM
Still appropriate.

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/2439/internettoughguymaglv5.jpg

black_dust
04-24-2007, 10:48 AM
i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

Your not making your self look any better you know :whatever:

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:49 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Make another comment like that....and I will be forced to give you 10 to 20 toughguy. You can be stoopit...but don't be stupid.

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:49 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Make another comment like that....and I will be forced to give you 10 to 20 toughguy. You can be stoopit...but don't be stupid.

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 10:49 AM
hes got the peronality of robert de niro and the looks of tony soprano.
and dont ever say that about my sister again.


i have no problem killing anyone.

Make another comment like that....and I will be forced to give you 10 to 20 toughguy. You can be stoopit...but don't be stupid.

redmarvel
04-24-2007, 10:50 AM
This thread is like a car crash.

You don't want to look, but you can't HELP but look!

:csad: Agreed... here's a kid who is ruining his future and doesn't even realize it.

1. His dad was prepared to drug test him... that means the drugs are obviously affecting his abilities to do things. (Otherwise why did his dad even suspect).

2. He wants to get a job but doesn't think spelling and grammar are important. News flash, if you can't spell properly on the job application form they probably will hire the person who CAN. Practice makes perfect and a message board is a GREAT place to get a lot of practice in.

3. He doesn't think age matters, but doesn't seem to realize that if he commits a crime his parents will be held responsible to a certain degree.

(I won't go into the rest, because other folk have already covered it)

Frankly, I wouldn't hire this guy to babysit a six year old. Never mind watching a whole pool full of kids.

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 10:51 AM
i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.
Would you be riding a unicorn while doing it and have a magical sword as well?

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:53 AM
people that say they'd have no problem looking someone in the eye and shooting/killing them make me laugh....have you ever actually saw someone get shot, in the face/head in particular...if you havn't don't make such rediculous claims.


actually i have witnessed such things, last summer a burger king employee pulled a knife on a co worker and sliced his neck, he didnt die tho cuz luckilt the cops were already there and shot the empoyee.

the cops were there cuz they were called by some girl who got her braclet stolen from the worker and she saw him do it. than the worker got off with a summens, and he got pissed off and pulled a hostage.

ahh exiting thing to wach.


pepole left and right were fleeing as me and my friends were enjoying our meal and a free show.

it sucked too at the same time cuz we were the only witnesses left and we had to fill out those dam reports.

BRUTAL
04-24-2007, 10:56 AM
A triple Mod Warning... :wow:

You're in for it now kiddo...

elgaz
04-24-2007, 10:56 AM
Hmm, suddenly you've gone from "I'm a nice guy, really, I do charity" ...................... to ..................... I'm a typical Keyboard warrior who finds it entertaining to watch someone get knifed.

Sort yourself out

Mister J
04-24-2007, 10:56 AM
what you never thought about killing someone in the heat of the moment?

drag their cold corpse down to the docks tie a concrete slab and drop him in.
OK, now you're playing it up too much. It was funnier when the references were just casual. Like this...
and yes i know the term "fell of a truck", were italian, my dad is lets say well known.

you ever see the sopranos. its basically my life.
Now that's just gold. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1690/loljz8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

black_dust
04-24-2007, 10:57 AM
actually i have witnessed such things, last summer a burger king employee pulled a knife on a co worker and sliced his neck, he didnt die tho cuz luckilt the cops were already there and shot the empoyee.

the cops were there cuz they were called by some girl who got her braclet stolen from the worker and she saw him do it. than the worker got off with a summens, and he got pissed off and pulled a hostage.

ahh exiting thing to wach.


pepole left and right were fleeing as me and my friends were enjoying our meal and a free show.

it sucked too at the same time cuz we were the only witnesses left and we had to fill out those dam reports.
Did someone cut off your finger you type like ****.

Anyway cops wouldn't shoot a person with only a knife....

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 10:59 AM
:csad: Agreed... here's a kid who is ruining his future and doesn't even realize it.

1. His dad was prepared to drug test him... that means the drugs are obviously affecting his abilities to do things. (Otherwise why did his dad even suspect).

....because my friends dad is friends with my dad, and he decided to drug test my friend, and my dad wanted to do the same.

2. He wants to get a job but doesn't think spelling and grammar are important. News flash, if you can't spell properly on the job application form they probably will hire the person who CAN. Practice makes perfect and a message board is a GREAT place to get a lot of practice in.

....i never said it wasnt important i said i dont care to go over and check every little thing.

3. He doesn't think age matters, but doesn't seem to realize that if he commits a crime his parents will be held responsible to a certain degree.

(I won't go into the rest, because other folk have already covered it)

Frankly, I wouldn't hire this guy to babysit a six year old. Never mind watching a whole pool full of kids.

....im not bad with kids, i like kids, i grew up waching my younger sister, and my little cousins. im not babysitting im just keeping an eye on them.

im very responsible with my friends daughter, im always the one to cath her if hes doing something bad, and i stop her from doing it, cutest lil thing you will ever see.

BRUTAL
04-24-2007, 11:00 AM
actually i have witnessed such things, last summer a burger king employee pulled a knife on a co worker and sliced his neck, he didnt die tho cuz luckilt the cops were already there and shot the empoyee.

the cops were there cuz they were called by some girl who got her braclet stolen from the worker and she saw him do it. than the worker got off with a summens, and he got pissed off and pulled a hostage.

ahh exiting thing to wach.


pepole left and right were fleeing as me and my friends were enjoying our meal and a free show.

it sucked too at the same time cuz we were the only witnesses left and we had to fill out those dam reports.

Dude... read books.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:02 AM
This is really something special. It's great enough when some e-boy runs with a martial arts fantasy, but I think this is really the first time I've seen someone bold enough to run with a Sopranos fantasy. Actually, I don't doubt that his dad is like Robert DeNiro, though it's 99.999% likely it's the Meet the Fockers version.

Fran
04-24-2007, 11:02 AM
My head hurts looking at this thread. :csad:

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 11:03 AM
i hate reading, it hurts my eyes, the print is too small.

and i dont like my glasses.


and i am a nice respectuful guy, i still find some things funny to see even if it is bad.

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 11:06 AM
This is really something special. It's great enough when some e-boy runs with a martial arts fantasy, but I think this is really the first time I've seen someone bold enough to run with a Sopranos fantasy. Actually, I don't doubt that his dad is like Robert DeNiro, though it's 99.999% likely it's the Meet the Fockers version.

Did I ever tell you how my home world was doomed and my parents sent me in a small starship to Earth?

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:06 AM
Surely those be glasses made for a' stabbin' :up:

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:07 AM
Did I ever tell you how my home world was doomed and my parents sent me in a small starship to Earth?

I swear on Krypslexia you didn't, Erz-El.

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 11:11 AM
This kid reminds me of a story my friend once told me, he was 19 or so at the time taking a girl to junior or senior prom, sitting at a table with a bunch of tough guys and relayed this story to me:

Tough Kid: So yeah, then this kid whipped out this gun and pointed at me. Then I took out my chain and told him, he better shoot me before I use my chain on him.

My friend: Please, if anyone pulled a gun on you, you'd probably sh't your pants.

redmarvel
04-24-2007, 11:12 AM
ok... we've given him the best advice we could about why he should listen to his parents... now let's help him sort out his arguments for doing pot...

Pros vs Cons

If I do pot at home:
- it will make the house smell different and maybe my parents will enjoy the smell.
- if I accidently set the house on fire my parents will no longer have to feed and clothe me and if my parents have decent insurance they will be able to get the house replaced / remodeled

If I do pot at someone elses house:
- I won't get caught, and if I do I won't tell anyone who I am or where I live. so my parents won't receive any nasty phone calls about the behaviour of their child and won't have to pay my bail

If I do pot out in public:
- I won't get caught, and if I do I won't tell etc...

If I do pot:
- My bad grades can be blamed on the pot instead of my lack of intelligence and lack of effort
- I won't have to work, because I'll smell like pot and people with any sense will know better than to hire me, so my parents can count on me staying at home and doing household chores

(anything else you can think of folks?)

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 11:12 AM
wasnt that superman?


oh and the whole italian fantasy you think i have, is far from fantasy, it sucks that my dads involved, i mean yea i get free ****, like my tvs and such but if he ever commits a murder, which he would (hes insane sometimes) wed have to run.

id hate to go into hiding, this just happend to my uncle (not my real uncle), his wife brought people over who she thought were friends, and they ratted them out cuz hes highly involved, there moving someware by the next 2 weeks, they just spent about a million on there current house, another mill more for renovations, and now there moving.

my dads best friend rigatoni has been in jail for 6 months now for soposedly comiting murders and chraged with theft, they didnt find the evidance to fully incarcerate him yet, i hope he gets out soon, hes a really great guy.

dont trust anyone. theyll turn on you.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:13 AM
This kid reminds me of a story my friend once told me, he was 19 or so at the time taking a girl to junior or senior prom and relayed this story to me:

Tough Kid: So yeah, then this kid whipped out this gun and pointed at me. Then I took out my chain and told him, he better shoot me before I use my chain on him.

My friend: Please, if anyone pulled a gun on you, you'd probably sh't your pants.
This kid reminds me of any number of posters who've reminded me of stories like that. But with 50% more mafia!

hippie_hunter
04-24-2007, 11:14 AM
well no need to bash me for ****ty grammer and bad spelling, i dont feel like going over evry possible thing i spell wrong, i ****in hate grammer geeks who constantly annoy over some one elses flaw. theres alot of people out there who arnt good at spelling.

There's a difference between a grammar nazi and someone complaining about your grammar.

It really blows dude.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:17 AM
my dads best friend rigatoni
Surely he must know the famous mobsters Bobby Bruschetta, Antonio Antipasti, and Nicky ai Quattro Formaggi. I was as surprised as any that ol' Nicky Q turned out to be nothing but a rat bastard in the end.

Fran
04-24-2007, 11:19 AM
There's a difference between a grammar nazi and someone complaining about your grammar.

It really blows dude.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k287/lforlucas/tmyk.jpg

thedeadite
04-24-2007, 11:19 AM
if you're dad is really in the mob, isn't it quite a bad idea to go and tell people on an internet message board? i mean really, it's not that hard to track an ip. and you talk about other people "ratting" you out.

ck51100
04-24-2007, 11:20 AM
my dads best friend rigatoni has been in jail for 6 months now for soposedly comiting murders and chraged with theft, they didnt find the evidance to fully incarcerate him yet, i hope he gets out soon, hes a really great guy.



That is so weird....my Dad was friends with his brother Beefaroni! :dry:

black_dust
04-24-2007, 11:21 AM
my dads best friend rigatoni has been in jail for 6 months now for soposedly comiting murders and chraged with theft

rigatoni? Thats a type of pasta, can you be in the Mafia if you are named after food?

PhotoJones
04-24-2007, 11:22 AM
This thread made my day. :up:

I love the kids that say, "My parents only pay for food and clothes."

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 11:23 AM
Now I'm starvin'.

Fran
04-24-2007, 11:25 AM
hey guyz iv got the munchies so im gona go grabe some fod. later.

Skullbearer
04-24-2007, 11:25 AM
Do we all remember the recent Joker picture fiasco? I am leaning to suspect that is person also is pulling our collective chain.

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 11:25 AM
wasnt that superman?


oh and the whole italian fantasy you think i have, is far from fantasy, it sucks that my dads involved, i mean yea i get free ****, like my tvs and such but if he ever commits a murder, which he would (hes insane sometimes) wed have to run.

id hate to go into hiding, this just happend to my uncle (not my real uncle), his wife brought people over who she thought were friends, and they ratted them out cuz hes highly involved, there moving someware by the next 2 weeks, they just spent about a million on there current house, another mill more for renovations, and now there moving.

my dads best friend rigatoni has been in jail for 6 months now for soposedly comiting murders and chraged with theft, they didnt find the evidance to fully incarcerate him yet, i hope he gets out soon, hes a really great guy.

dont trust anyone. theyll turn on you.

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/LOL-Doggie.jpg

ck51100
04-24-2007, 11:26 AM
Man, this thread make me misty eyed for the days of spiderfreddie.




Lets relive the magic shall we?
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/member.php?u=36

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 11:27 AM
its his nickname, he owns a resteraunt called rigatonis.

hence rigatoni.

and who cares cops cant do anything without solid evidance for all they no my telling you was complet bs, you may never know.

also im pcing out, ill take all you advice and think it all over wile im smokin a j.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:27 AM
Do we all remember the recent Joker picture fiasco? I am leaning to suspect that is person also is pulling our collective chain.

Wow, you're a quick one!!!

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 11:27 AM
rigatoni? Thats a type of pasta, can you be in the Mafia if you are named after food?

My Kentucky mafia name is MASHED TATERS AND GRAVY.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:28 AM
Edit - What the s**t? I know I didn't double post. Surely the mafia had a hand in this.

jaguarr
04-24-2007, 11:29 AM
wasnt that superman?


oh and the whole italian fantasy you think i have, is far from fantasy, it sucks that my dads involved, i mean yea i get free ****, like my tvs and such but if he ever commits a murder, which he would (hes insane sometimes) wed have to run.

id hate to go into hiding, this just happend to my uncle (not my real uncle), his wife brought people over who she thought were friends, and they ratted them out cuz hes highly involved, there moving someware by the next 2 weeks, they just spent about a million on there current house, another mill more for renovations, and now there moving.

my dads best friend rigatoni has been in jail for 6 months now for soposedly comiting murders and chraged with theft, they didnt find the evidance to fully incarcerate him yet, i hope he gets out soon, hes a really great guy.

dont trust anyone. theyll turn on you.

I'm sure Mirko would have no problem turning over your IP address to the FBI so that this testimony could be used against your dad in court. Congrats, kid. You just got your dad convicted. :up:

jag

Skullbearer
04-24-2007, 11:30 AM
Edit.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:31 AM
.... and Skullbearer just became about as funny as Ice-Man.

Fran
04-24-2007, 11:31 AM
As much as I wish he were telling the truth, this is fake. :csad:

Skullbearer
04-24-2007, 11:33 AM
.... and Skullbearer just became about as funny as Ice-Man.

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt ... plus I actually know of teens that think like this, so its not far fetched for me. Sheesh. :whatever:

jaguarr
04-24-2007, 11:34 AM
As much as I wish he were telling the truth, this is fake. :csad:

Ya think? :dry:

jag

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:36 AM
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt ... plus I actually know of teens that think like this, so its not far fetched for me. Sheesh. :whatever:
No s**t, we all know teens like this, hence why EVERY poster in this thread has been ragging on his fronting for the last three or four pages, before you coming in to enlighten us with your two, not one, posts saying "hey... you know.. I think this guy might be... *gasp*... faking!"

C. Lee
04-24-2007, 11:40 AM
You mean he's NOT REALLY A MADE MAN?:wow: :wow:

Damn....my trust in the internet is shot.:csad:

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:41 AM
You mean he's NOT REALLY A MADE MAN?:wow: :wow:

Damn....my trust in the internet is shot.:csad:

Well, I'm still not sure, I say we hire Skullbearer to do some investigation.

Skullbearer
04-24-2007, 11:44 AM
Ah, its people like you Calvin that make me love the Hype so much. :up:

Fledermaus
04-24-2007, 11:46 AM
I haven't read this whole thread, but from what I could glean from the first and last page, this kid Ice-man is worried about getting popped for a drug test from his dad who is in the mafia, and his uncle rigatoni is going to rat his dad out?

Bravo man, bravo. Awesome.

Immortalfire
04-24-2007, 11:46 AM
I'm having a hard time giving this guy a classification. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/guides/guide-posting-on.php

???

Duende Verde
04-24-2007, 11:48 AM
You need to convince your parents smoking pot is not as bad as they think it is?

Here's an idea:

Get a camcorder, tape yourself smoking a fatty in front of your parents while you explain to them why pot is so great. After that, ask them to follow you with the camcorder all day while you do your usual stuff, specially when you're shredding you guitar "like nobody's business".

Tell them to keep the video in a safe place for a few days, watch it together as a family when you're not high, that'll show them.:up:

Calvin
04-24-2007, 11:49 AM
Ah, its people like you Calvin that make me love the Hype so much. :up:

We couldn't exist without geniuses like you.

Fledermaus
04-24-2007, 11:54 AM
You need to convince your parents smoking pot is not as bad as they think it is?

Here's an idea:

Get a camcorder, tape yourself smoking a fatty in front of your parents while you explain to them why pot is so great. After that, ask them to follow you with the camcorder all day while you do your usual stuff, specially when you're shredding you guitar "like nobody's business".

Tell them to keep the video in a safe place for a few days, watch it together as a family when you're not high, that'll show them.:up:


You should do that, but substitute LSD for a fatty and let the family togetherness ensue.

ElectroFlare
04-24-2007, 11:58 AM
I never laughed harder after reading this thread...i hate kids that act like that lol...

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 12:14 PM
Did I ever tell you how my home world was doomed and my parents sent me in a small starship to Earth?

wow dood really thats like my magic sword that allows me to transformer into a well tanned better built version of myself with a few magic words:woot:

Movies205
04-24-2007, 12:14 PM
Couple of comments:
1. were not rich, were wealthy, my dad works his ass off providing for his family, i got 2 sisters too.

1. What is rich? Pray do tell what makes someone rich? Also the fact that your dad works his ass of, has nothing to do with you, you can't use your dad's noble attributes as somekind of reflection of your dad, if anything it makes you more dispictable.

2. catholic school blows, and the whole religion too, im athiest. i don't belive in anything, i look at the science behind life. no im not scientoligist loon.

2. I can understand poor grammar on a message board. Often times I write as if I'm speaking. You comprehension is sorely lacking, this is a huge problem, you seem to have trouble reading and understanding long paragraphs. Since what exactly does your comment about catholic schools have to do with anything? The purpose of my referencing my high school was to illustrate how I went to school with a lot of kids that came from "wealthy" families. Also your disrespect toward athiests is appalling, it's not that they don't believe in anything, they don't believe in God. This is what leads many people on the religious side to seriously misunderstand athiests, as people without morals. A nililist is someone who doesn't believe in anything. Again this is what I mean by comprehension, you seem to have the vocabulary, but quite frankly no idea what any of it means or how to put it together.

3. yes my friends smoke and they have not as great of lives, but there very respectful people, who work hard, and go to school. and none of them are losers.

3. Again with the comprehension, this has nothing to do with my post, if anything it proves my point. My point simply was that there are always the potheads of the group, who absolutely do nothing but smoke pot, while others go on and make lives for themselves. It's as William K. Vanderbilt said, "Inherited wealth is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality."

4. im still gonna smoke, but im not gonna give up things i love doing, alot of you only belive what you see in movies, ooh potheads and stoners are lazy people who mooch off of their family and friends, well let me tell you, i do not accept money from either. i give, i don't take.

4. Have you read anything I've said, it's obvious that I'm familiar with weed culture. Many of my friends did it in highschool and many of my friends now do it in college. Pot does have a negative effect on people, if they let it control their lives. You essentially do become a couch potato, who literally is inept at living.

5. i may get fat old and bald, but my views on life and my personality will be the same, im a nice kid, a respcetful kid, i help people, i help my friends, i help my friends parents. i spent 3 hours in the hot sun helping my friend rake leaves for his mom and dad, so he can go out for the day. it would have taken him all day if i hadn't of suggested id help him.

im the most generous 16 year old you'd ever know. how many people do you know who always put money in charity buckets, or give out their cloths and old toys to the homeless and less fortunate.

right now half my closet is empty cuz yesterday i went to the local church and dropped off some of my things.


i may be a pothead but im nothing like spicholli from fast times.


5. The real question is if you are indeed so nice why is it so hard for us to see it? Words are indeed a powerful thing, they allow us at indivuals to see into a man's soul, actions mean little, it is the motivation behind them that means everything. If a rich person gives millions for taxes, sure it's nice, however how nice is it when you find out, they did it to save a ton of money off taxes? And also something to ponder about, think about how it's quite a great deal easier for you to be charitable than someone else? Tell me are you a better person than say the single mother who struggles to raise a child on minimum wage simply because you gave more to charity?

"And He looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the treasury, and He saw also a certain poor widow putting in two mites. So He said, “Truly I say to you that this poor widow has put in more than all; for all these out of their abundance have put in offerings for God,[a] but she out of her poverty put in all the livelihood that she had.” (Luke 21:1-4)

I post this for two reasons, the first is so perhaps you can glean some insight from it and two hopefully to enlighten your ignorant mind about religion. People who believe in religion aren't stupid, however, I believe in Jesus Teachings because there illuminating in how to live one's life. I don't believe because he did some magic tricks.

So in conclusion, if one has to cite good deeds to prove he is a good person perhaps one should look inward to see if there's a problem with him/herself.

Movies205
04-24-2007, 12:16 PM
wow dood really thats like my magic sword that allows me to transformer into a well tanned better built version of myself with a few magic words:woot:

SHAZAM!

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 12:28 PM
yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress. and it also helps me think alot, i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.


anyways they still need a litte more convincing.

You are a nightmare. :dry:


You sound like an idiot. Learn grammar. Learn to spell. Learn to type. It doesn't matter if you really are smart. On this planet we have to interact with others and you will be written off as a lazy, stoner idiot if you can't learn to properly express yourself.
If you "almost have a job" then....GET the job. :huh:
I highly doubt that your parents are "warming up to the idea of you smoking marijuana in moderation".
You are not playing better while stoned. The drug impairs your senses and makes it sound better to you. What you should do is work to get the point where you're really shredding that axe while sober, without being dependent on a drug.

Kyalesyin
04-24-2007, 12:39 PM
With every post he makes, I thank God I don't smoke.

Me too... although with every post he makes, I pull more stitches.

you know..every once in awhile i entertain the thought of quitting the hype, considering i don't really post that often, but then a thread like this comes along and i realize exactly why i'm here. thank you ice-man! this thread is making my whole day!

I know how you feel. I'm thinking the same way.

i didnt make any threats, i just said i dont have a problem with killing someone, if they ****ed with me and deserved to be shot dead, id look em right in the eyes and aim for the head, quick kill.

in and out.

:dry:

*Yawns*



I'm sure Mirko would have no problem turning over your IP address to the FBI so that this testimony could be used against your dad in court. Congrats, kid. You just got your dad convicted. :up:

jag

I can only imagine the thread that would spawn...

You are a nightmare. :dry:

You sound like an idiot. Learn grammar. Learn to spell. Learn to type. It doesn't matter if you really are smart. On this planet we have to interact with others and you will be written off as a lazy, stoner idiot if you can't learn to properly express yourself.
If you "almost have a job" then....GET the job. :huh:
I highly doubt that your parents are "warming up to the idea of you smoking marijuana in moderation".
You are not playing better while stoned. The drug impairs your senses and makes it sound better to you. What you should do is work to get the point where you're really shredding that axe while sober, without being dependent on a drug.

And Wilhelm gets the gold. This thread is genius.

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 12:52 PM
SHAZAM!

i was thinking more by the power of grayskull but what ever works for ya:woot:

DorkyFresh
04-24-2007, 01:01 PM
You are not playing better while stoned. The drug impairs your senses and makes it sound better to you.[/LIST]

pot DOES heighten creativity. i have many drawings and sketches that make me think "damn, i wish i could draw like that when i'm sober".

i'm not gonna argue that he lays guitar any better though, hehe

redmarvel
04-24-2007, 01:02 PM
You need to convince your parents smoking pot is not as bad as they think it is?

Here's an idea:

Get a camcorder, tape yourself smoking a fatty in front of your parents while you explain to them why pot is so great. After that, ask them to follow you with the camcorder all day while you do your usual stuff, specially when you're shredding you guitar "like nobody's business".

Tell them to keep the video in a safe place for a few days, watch it together as a family when you're not high, that'll show them.:up:

:up: Great idea. I would substitute a good friend who isn't toking. Have the friend film it all and hand the tape to the parents.

the_ultimate_evil
04-24-2007, 01:04 PM
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/248795/family_guy_peter_and_lois_singing/

sums up the whole better or worse thing :)

Mr. Wooden Alligator
04-24-2007, 01:16 PM
D.A.R.E. to say NO to drugs! :D

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 01:46 PM
pot DOES heighten creativity. i have many drawings and sketches that make me think "damn, i wish i could draw like that when i'm sober".

i'm not gonna argue that he lays guitar any better though, hehe

Yes, drugs heighten creativity because they remove your inhibitions and tendency to overthink.
You can achieve that freedom of mind while sober and therefore retain the technical prowess and sound artistic judgement in the "editing phase" that comes with sobriety.

Mr Sparkle
04-24-2007, 01:50 PM
Ah, its people like you Calvin that make me love the Hype so much. :up:

skullbear is back!
WOOOOOO SKULLBEAR!!!!!!

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 01:54 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Skull-Rocks400x361.jpg

PLAS
04-24-2007, 01:59 PM
I've read the whole thread and lemme tell you something

this poor guy made me change my sig

Calvin
04-24-2007, 02:00 PM
That looks about right.

I'm just wondering what he meant about the "in and out" part. The bullet would go in and out? Or is he referring to the eventual postmortem rape?

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 02:01 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/Skull-Rocks400x361.jpg
Good thing you save these pics.

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 02:04 PM
I'm just wondering what he meant about the "in and out" part. The bullet would go in and out? Or is he referring to the eventual postmortem rape?
It's the agenda for the night

- Quick Kill

- bit o' the old "In'n'Out"

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 02:07 PM
Good thing you save these pics.No joke, I finally got around to weeding out the photobucket only last week. That one gave me pause and I decided I'd need it again some day.
Thank God I went with my gut.

jaguarr
04-24-2007, 02:08 PM
:eek: ....you....you made PLAS change his sig!? You...you horrible monster! :cmad:

jag

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 02:11 PM
No joke, I finally got around to weeding out the photobucket only last week. That one gave me pause and I decided I'd need it again some day.
Thank God I went with my gut.
Now if you can link me to the last time you used it, that'll be aces.

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 02:11 PM
I'm happy 'cause it was an oddly uninspiring Wilhelm Quote.

Skullbearer
04-24-2007, 02:15 PM
So good to be remembered. :oldrazz: Makes my heart leap with happiness ... Too bad the rest of you do not have hearts. :whatever:

Mr Sparkle
04-24-2007, 02:16 PM
LOL Erzengel is posting from his Den in the 50's

"that would be aces! gee willikers it would!"

DorkyFresh
04-24-2007, 02:18 PM
You can achieve that freedom of mind while sober and therefore retain the technical prowess and sound artistic judgement in the "editing phase" that comes with sobriety.

you should rephrase that to "ONE can achieve" because i, personally, can't normally draw half the stuff i do when i'm under the influence and i've already tried to unlock that potential w/out the help of weed. hell, i've even tried duplicating a sketch i did while i was stoned w/out the help of weed and it ended up looking like sh**.....and that was a year after i did the sketch.

Erzengel
04-24-2007, 02:19 PM
LOL Erzengel is posting from his Den in the 50's

"that would be aces! gee willikers it would!"

Keep it up you weisenheimer. :cmad:

Actually, I wish it was the 50's, greased back hair, able to hit your woman and no woman's lib. *sigh*

amazingfantasy15
04-24-2007, 02:20 PM
This thread is great, so Ice-Man is a mob kid, who has no problems killing people, has been involved in a hostage situation and saw it as dinner theater, but is a real nice guy, that gives to charity and looks after children. He owns a few houses that he's had to put a down payment of $100,000 on, yet doesn't have a job. Is 16 and in a few years, when he's in his late 20's plans on starting his family on his cushy gymboree salary, living in his Atlantic beach house. However, right now is very worried about convincing his mob boss dad that he should be allowed to smoke pot. I think you should just let dear old dad know all the good you've done and the plans you have and he should have no problems letting you smoke. You could also threaten to turn in Uncle Rigatoni, Mostacolli and Lasagna if he still have problems with it.

Calvin
04-24-2007, 02:23 PM
I got punched in the face by a friend of a friend when I was visiting the friend in italy, for saying that I thought Chef Boyardee was just as good as real italian food. True story.

PLAS
04-24-2007, 02:43 PM
I'm happy 'cause it was an oddly uninspiring Wilhelm Quote.
everything you says inspires me:heart: :meow: :star: :p :D

Wilhelm-Scream
04-24-2007, 02:51 PM
My wee-wee got bent. :(

FaT_tONle
04-24-2007, 02:52 PM
god is the whole topic about bashing on a 16 year old, you can all go **** yourselfs.

im just lookin for people to give facts that smoking is not as bad as they think, not to get a ****in lecture on me and my upcoming years of adulthood.

You will learn your place in time young grasshopper (who is the poster that always says that)....

Motown Marvel
04-24-2007, 03:05 PM
hey ice-man, last night when i was "talking" with your sister, she told me everything you said is a lie. in fact, she says your family is french, not italian.

oh, and by the way, tell your sister it wouldn't hurt for her to drop a few pounds....and use less teeth next time.

WTFimVENOM
04-24-2007, 03:12 PM
I really cant take pitty on this kid, Im 16 and I do smoke weed but I have enough self control to do it on breaks only, and enough respect for my parents to keep it out of school, work, and basicly everything. Kids who are caught by there parents usually do so by their own actions, if you are reckless and casual about smoking then you probably will get ****ed, and if smoking keeps you from work or school then your parents deserve to kick your ass.....

Speedball
04-24-2007, 03:12 PM
When I opened this, I expected it to be about him coming out.
But no...It's about lameass pot or marijuana or whatever it's called. I don't know drugs.

SuperFerret
04-24-2007, 03:36 PM
He's gonna have us all whacked! :eek:
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3687/omgjd2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

But if his life is like the Sopranos, maybe he has a sister that looks like Meadow. She could whack me. http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1781/grinrq8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Then again, what if she has calloused hands? :confused:
http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/3687/omgjd2.gif (http://imageshack.us)

hey ice-man, last night when i was "talking" with your sister, she told me everything you said is a lie. in fact, she says your family is french, not italian.

oh, and by the way, tell your sister it wouldn't hurt for her to drop a few pounds....and use less teeth next time.

I'll agree that this kid definitely has alot too learn about reality and responsibility, but this type of crap is just making you look like *******s and isn't needed at all. If you want to bash someone, fine, but leave Ice-Man's sister out of this, and focus on him.

Motown Marvel
04-24-2007, 03:50 PM
^^he probably doesnt even have a sister.....or, not least since she turned on the family and became an FBI informant.

Prognosticator
04-24-2007, 03:53 PM
the kid hasn't even replied in over a page?? :huh: ...you guys aren't teaching him a lesson anymore! he's already getting high again! :woot:

the_joker
04-24-2007, 04:38 PM
I really cant take pitty on this kid, Im 16 and I do smoke weed but I have enough self control to do it on breaks only, and enough respect for my parents to keep it out of school, work, and basicly everything. Kids who are caught by there parents usually do so by their own actions, if you are reckless and casual about smoking then you probably will get ****ed, and if smoking keeps you from work or school then your parents deserve to kick your ass.....

Every break? Wow, you show some real constraints. /sarcasm

But seriously if you're going to smoke cannabis, it's advisable to smoke it occasionally rather than regularly. But then, who am I to tell you what to do? It's your life.

As for the person who is on the anti-cannabis crusade and said something about cannabis being the "gateway drug", that's incorrect. The reason people who smoke cannabis sometimes go onto harder drugs is because as cannabis is illegal, users have to find a way to acquire cannabis which would involve mixing with drug dealers who probably deals in hard drugs and thus the prophecy is fulfilled. Personally I think people should be able to smoke cannabis if that's what their heart desires, afterall tobacco and alcohol (both which are known to have a higher abuse potential than many hard drugs) are legal. But that's another debate altogether.

Btw, I am in no way advocating that ice man should or shouldn't be smoking cannabis, I shall remain apathetic to his plight, just wanted to clear up some facts.

Deep Thinkin'!
04-24-2007, 04:55 PM
so my dad today is like before i spend 150 on a drug test, i need to know do you smoke, and im like uhhhh ummmm kinda, and hes like WHUDA YOU MEAN KINDA!!!! and im like fine yes.

well now my mom knows too, and there planning on telling my whole family :dry:
so im like zomg no.

"zomg no" lol


but im trying to convince them smoking weed is not as bad as they once thought, i told them i have a beeter chance of getting hit by a car or by lighting than dying from smoking.


:dry:



i also old them weed is only illigal in the states because governmeant cant tax it, or use it as a cash crop.

But can you back that up? You can say anything, but just saying it doesn't mean it's true.


so plese help me explain to them and convince them to get off my back and let me do what i think is ok.

Sure honey, we'll help you go against your parents, and help them understand that smoking "illigal" stuff is good... and to top it off, that it's ok to even do it when your under aged.

I'm sorry honey, but I just laughed... :csad: ... very hard.

While I'm all for being "a rebel", and you have somewhat of a right to do what you please, you're still a kid.... and by looking at your English skills, still very young. (I know I shouldn't be one to critique you because mine are horrible as well) But I'll go on a head and be another parent for you.

Yeah, pot doesn't quite hurt you now, but in the long run it'll hurt you. Just talk to my grandfather... wait crap, ya can't, because he's freaking 6 feet under! :cmad: Just from moderately smoking.

Then again, it is up to you if you want to screw yourself over. :dry:

Immortalfire
04-24-2007, 04:59 PM
This thread is great, so Ice-Man is a mob kid, who has no problems killing people, has been involved in a hostage situation and saw it as dinner theater, but is a real nice guy, that gives to charity and looks after children. He owns a few houses that he's had to put a down payment of $100,000 on, yet doesn't have a job. Is 16 and in a few years, when he's in his late 20's plans on starting his family on his cushy gymboree salary, living in his Atlantic beach house. However, right now is very worried about convincing his mob boss dad that he should be allowed to smoke pot. I think you should just let dear old dad know all the good you've done and the plans you have and he should have no problems letting you smoke. You could also threaten to turn in Uncle Rigatoni, Mostacolli and Lasagna if he still have problems with it.

But he rakes leaves for his friend's parents!

Boom
04-24-2007, 05:18 PM
Funniest.Thread.Ever.

Grim Goblin
04-24-2007, 05:21 PM
But he rakes leaves for his friend's parents!

Don't you know that's just mob talk for "They grow the stuff and I drop by to get some" :cwink: .

No wait, that would be subtle. I'm giving this kid way too much credit... :dry:

Grim Goblin
04-24-2007, 05:30 PM
double post

Trainwreck2100
04-24-2007, 05:47 PM
so my dad today is like before i spend 150 on a drug test, i need to know do you smoke, and im like uhhhh ummmm kinda, and hes like WHUDA YOU MEAN KINDA!!!! and im like fine yes.



Drug tests don't cost $150 these days. You can get one cheap at your local pharmacy.

sassycat
04-24-2007, 06:07 PM
This thread makes me smile :)

Sloth7d
04-24-2007, 06:29 PM
HILARIOUS........my parents are mad that i am a child and smoke pot....on top of that, i can't spell or use proper punctuation.....and its not funny that you guys are making fun of me...you are sopposed to support us potheads....i go home and cry now.
You win the topic.:woot:

Halcohol
04-24-2007, 06:30 PM
I remember when my mom vacuumed my room and found my bong underneath my bed... she said "At least it's not crack."

Abaddon
04-24-2007, 06:34 PM
don't worry. a few more years of pot smoking and you won't remember any of this.

Prognosticator
04-24-2007, 06:38 PM
Funniest.Thread.Ever.


You need to read more threads! :(

Sloth7d
04-24-2007, 07:20 PM
Would you be riding a unicorn while doing it and have a magical sword as well?
Sorry C.Lee. I take it back Erz wins the thread.http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s86/thecompletelywarped1/LAUGHT3.gif

Sloth7d
04-24-2007, 07:24 PM
You need to read more threads! :(
The Starwarsagent meets natalie Portman thread was the best.

Iron kid
04-24-2007, 07:42 PM
yes im the same kid and im 16, ill be 17 on haloween.

im not as lazy anymore, trust me, i cant sit on my ass all day i get bored, i just spent quite a few hours putting some outdoor furniture set together, than i had to lift evry heavy piece and set it down, than my mom was all like i dont like how u set it up I (nag nagity nag nag) , than i re aranged it.

i almost have a job, my frient tommy told me there looking for more party helpers at this jymnastics place called 5 star, they only hire people who are friends with current emplyees, and well 6 of my friends work there, im basically garenteed the job, im also good with waching kids, and im very friendly and will always do what im told, when there is money involved lol.

anyway there kinda warming up to the idea of me smoking, i do it in moderation now, as its realy noi bif deal to me, i just like doing it as it relives me of my stress. and it also helps me think alot, i smoke than write music, or play guitar, it actually made me some what better at it. i shreded that axe like nobodys buisness a few nights ago.


anyways they still need a litte more convincing.
drugs fry your brains. i know from experience. not

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 07:44 PM
alright i lose i give up, i got quite a verbal bashing from all you, and i can take no more.

sorry.


lets start over, can someone help me out please by listing some positives and negatives of smoking, of course there ar always more negatives, but ehh.

im thinking of stopping anyway, go a new path as im growing older, i need to start acting my age and do something with my life.


i hade a bit of a long think today.

Deep Thinkin'!
04-24-2007, 07:47 PM
alright i lose i give up, i got quite a verbal bashing from all you, and i can take no more.

sorry.


lets start over, can someone help me out please by listing some positives and negatives of smoking, of course there ar always more negatives, but ehh.

im thinking of stopping anyway, go a new path as im growing older, i need to start acting my age and do something with my life.


i hade a bit of a long think today.

Hun, there aren't any positives that are really worth your while. :csad:

ampersand
04-24-2007, 07:49 PM
Every break? Wow, you show some real constraints. /sarcasm

But seriously if you're going to smoke cannabis, it's advisable to smoke it occasionally rather than regularly. But then, who am I to tell you what to do? It's your life.

As for the person who is on the anti-cannabis crusade and said something about cannabis being the "gateway drug", that's incorrect. The reason people who smoke cannabis sometimes go onto harder drugs is because as cannabis is illegal, users have to find a way to acquire cannabis which would involve mixing with drug dealers who probably deals in hard drugs and thus the prophecy is fulfilled. Personally I think people should be able to smoke cannabis if that's what their heart desires, afterall tobacco and alcohol (both which are known to have a higher abuse potential than many hard drugs) are legal. But that's another debate altogether.

Btw, I am in no way advocating that ice man should or shouldn't be smoking cannabis, I shall remain apathetic to his plight, just wanted to clear up some facts.

Pot is a "gateway drug" because people build up a tolerance to it and start to realize that the high they get from it is both harder to reach and not as great as it was when they first started smoking weed. So, these people turn to stronger drugs such as heroin or cocaine in order to get that high that weed no longer gives them. Whoever told you that bull about pot heads turning to harder drugs simply because they have a way of obtaining them is an idiot.

Abaddon
04-24-2007, 07:50 PM
It's illegal

it slows your response time so if you plan on driving :down

it slows your everything else. yeah, I'm talking down there too.

it ****s with your memory

and some other crap I can't think of at the moment.

Sloth7d
04-24-2007, 07:50 PM
Pros?
Its a temporary relief that suspends you from reality.
Its relieves the pain of the terminally ill.

Cons-
You can get addicted
Its a gateway drug.
the relief is temporary and makes you stupid.
Its illegal. You can go to jail if caught using it.
You have a higher risk of lung cancer and heart disease by using it.
ect.

Face it. The cons outway the pros.

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 07:55 PM
thank you sloth.

WTFimVENOM
04-24-2007, 07:55 PM
Pot is a "gateway drug" because people build up a tolerance to it and start to realize that the high they get from it is both harder to reach and not as great as it was when they first started smoking weed. So, these people turn to stronger drugs such as heroin or cocaine in order to get that high that weed no longer gives them. Whoever told you that bull about pot heads turning to harder drugs simply because they have a way of obtaining them is an idiot.
Well joker is correct as well, im sure availability of harder drugs can play a major role too, but most bored potheads I know didnt turn to cocaine or heroin, most just tried magic mushrooms and soon got out of the drug phase after college. Both heroin and cocain are things that nobody should **** with, ever, simply because of how easily you can become addicted to them and how easily you can die from them. Just ask Jim Morrison and a handfull of other dead rock legends :csad:

Sloth7d
04-24-2007, 07:57 PM
thank you sloth.
Um.... I thought I demonstrated that the cons were greater.:huh:

WTFimVENOM
04-24-2007, 08:04 PM
You can get addicted

People who claim to be "addicted" to pot are extremely weak minded, its hard to be addicted to something that creates no physical dependence, unlike substances such as alcohol
Its a gateway drug.

Not really, ppl just use this as an excuse for there own experimentation with hard drugs, pot doesn't open any new doors that you couldnt have taken earlier, and personal choices out weigh any influence from pot when it comes to taking these substances
the relief is temporary and makes you stupid.

I really dont find myself "dumbed-down" by my limited pot use, if anything I feel slower for a day afterwards followed by a return to full mental capacity
Its illegal. You can go to jail if caught using it.
Not if you're in Amsterdam :cwink:
I agree with you sloth that pot does pretty much have more cons than pros but use of these types of thinks cant always be measured out in good vs bad, othewise ppl would drop all alcohol, weed, and drugs in general

Ice-man
04-24-2007, 08:14 PM
Um.... I thought I demonstrated that the cons were greater.:huh:

im saying thanks cuz some one finaly answered my question. :dry:

StorminNorman
04-24-2007, 08:44 PM
Ice-Man, what are your thoughts on Vince Young and Hal Jordan. I am doing a bit of research...

Hitman_Hart
04-24-2007, 09:04 PM
My god, after skimming over some of the pages, this crap is hilarious.

I do not want to get into a heated debate over weed or why you should or should not obey your parents - I don't have enough time to put in my opinions, only for it to be countered with another opinion in which would be an endless cycle. What I will do, however, is put in a fact that those two things, weed and trying to live your life like an adult's, even though underaged, are illegal. Living in the USA, you must atleast obide by the government's rules.

FaT_tONle
04-24-2007, 09:19 PM
Did a sixteen year old punk actually learn a lesson? Maybe this country does have a future... maybe without bimbos like myself... but it gives me hope at least... for tonight

Fran
04-24-2007, 09:28 PM
Ice-Man, what are your thoughts on Vince Young and Hal Jordan. I am doing a bit of research...

:up:

vindrow
04-24-2007, 09:51 PM
alright i lose i give up, i got quite a verbal bashing from all you, and i can take it anymore.



Ahhh, come on don't do that.


I wanted to here more about you and your mafia family, uncle rigatoni, and aunt ravioli...come on don't leave us hanging like this.

chaseter
04-24-2007, 10:12 PM
so my dad today is like before i spend 150 on a drug test, i need to know do you smoke, and im like uhhhh ummmm kinda, and hes like WHUDA YOU MEAN KINDA!!!! and im like fine yes.

well now my mom knows too, and there planning on telling my whole family :dry:
so im like zomg no.

but im trying to convince them smoking weed is not as bad as they once thought, i told them i have a beeter chance of getting hit by a car or by lighting than dying from smoking.

i also old them weed is only illigal in the states because governmeant cant tax it, or use it as a cash crop.


so plese help me explain to them and convince them to get off my back and let me do what i think is ok.
Tis what you get. It's illegal for a reason. Go get a job. Apparently weed is f-ing up your ability to type and or make complete, coherent sentences.

Erzengel
04-25-2007, 08:19 AM
Today on SHH Ice-Man learned that "losers are users" and "users are losers" and that being an internet tough guy really is silly indeed.

Ice-Man has taken his first step from Ice-Boy to man. :up:

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/784/hemanandshera6220003og6.jpg

Shuley
04-25-2007, 08:49 AM
It's not illegal only cause the goverment can't tax it,Smoking weed is like being drunk...I bet smoking weed gives you a better buzz than Beer does huh? If so,then what does that tell you?

Kyalesyin
04-25-2007, 08:56 AM
It's not illegal only cause the goverment can't tax it,Smoking weed is like being drunk...I bet smoking weed gives you a better buzz than Beer does huh? If so,then what does that tell you?

...

That weed gives you a better buzz than beer?

raybia
04-25-2007, 09:14 AM
and i hate the whole, you live under my roof your gonna do what your told.
i have as much rights and freedom as my parents, the only constraints are the laws, you must be 18 or must be 21 to either move out, or consume alcohol.

screw age restrictions, being a certain age dose not make any difference in my judgments.

Yeah, I understand. The answer is to move out and become totally independent from tyrannical Mom and Dad.

Really, the nerve of them to think just because you are their child and have raised you for 16 years and have provide for your every need, they think they can make you operate under rules of their household.

Once you move out and get a place of your own in society, it will really be great since there are no rules to live by.

Except of course, the rule that you have to pay your rent on time every month, and the rules of your lease that prohibit certain things, like playing really loud music or taking illegal substances, like pot.

There is also the rule that you will have to pay for the food you want from the store. So you will have to get a job to pay for the things you want and need.

Oh, did I mention that your employer will have a few rules too, like coming to work when you are scheduled, and coming on time, and going on break and lunch at a certain time and length of time?

There are also rules on what your job functions will be and the exact procedures they you will have to perform on your job. How much vacation time you will have, if any, also sick pay days, if any.

You will probably need a car too, so unfortunately, there will be rules of the road and you will be required to have car insurance on that car.

I'm sure you'll have to finance your car, so you will be required to make car payments on time or they will come and get it.

Oh, by the way, there are rules against smoking Marijuana, SO If you get caught, you'll go to jail and to get out, there is the rule that bail must be paid.

Of course you'll probably have to stay in jail until your courtdate, since you no longer depend on your parents for anything. There may be strings attached if you accepted it.

Parents and their stupid rules. It just isn't worth it.

Move out now dude!

DorkyFresh
04-25-2007, 09:21 AM
It's not illegal only cause the goverment can't tax it,Smoking weed is like being drunk...

lol...so if smoking weed is like being drunk then why isn't drinking illegal? :whatever: clearly you've never been stoned...

Calvin
04-25-2007, 09:24 AM
I love alcohol, and don't enjoy pot so much, but alcohol is definitely more dangerous than pot. But Ice-Man is still an idiot.

Deep Thinkin'!
04-25-2007, 10:52 AM
Move out now dude!

:yay::up:

"My hero!"

raybia
04-25-2007, 11:43 AM
:yay::up:

"My hero!"

:word: :heart:

Kyalesyin
04-25-2007, 11:55 AM
:yay::up:

"My hero!"

I second that...

raybia
04-25-2007, 12:03 PM
I second that...

Aw, shucks!


http://disney.go.com/vault/archives/characters/sevendwarfs/a11a3e.jpg

Immortalfire
04-25-2007, 12:17 PM
Ice-Man, what are your thoughts on Vince Young and Hal Jordan. I am doing a bit of research...

*falls on floor laughing*

BrklynsVeryOwn
04-25-2007, 12:18 PM
You marijuana haters come up with the most amazing things to say lol.

Anyway kid. It's their home. You're not even 18 yet.

Deal with it for now. Smoke on your own time. Do something to take their minds off the fact you blaze. Like, do after-school work or something.

Don't mind the people telling you to get a job and "Do something with yourself". You're in school right? Thats good enough for now. Especially if you're in NY.

Chill as long as you have the ability to. But when you're 18 and should be graduated...I'ma check up on you, and see if your attitude is still the same. If so. Then I'll rank on you.

Hope your 420 was as fun as mine :)

Ice-man
04-25-2007, 12:55 PM
It's not illegal only cause the goverment can't tax it,Smoking weed is like being drunk...I bet smoking weed gives you a better buzz than Beer does huh? If so,then what does that tell you?


you havnt toked much have you?

being high is much different from being drunk. ive been both at the same time, now thats fun :)


anyways thanx all, and im sorry for being an ass, but rest easy ill come up with some interesting mafia adventures of uncle rigatoni and aunt ravioli.

some will be based on true events, some will not.


oh my moms ok with me smoking now, im gona cut back though, make it a weekend only deal. like friday nights and saturdays.

Captain Planet!
04-25-2007, 01:30 PM
Well kids, you see what marijauna does to you? Kids, this is a very important example. DON'T DO DRUGS *starts smacking the sense into a bunch of kids*

BrklynsVeryOwn
04-25-2007, 01:49 PM
Weed isn't a "drug"

chaseter
04-25-2007, 01:59 PM
you havnt toked much have you?

being high is much different from being drunk. ive been both at the same time, now thats fun :)


anyways thanx all, and im sorry for being an ass, but rest easy ill come up with some interesting mafia adventures of uncle rigatoni and aunt ravioli.

some will be based on true events, some will not.


oh my moms ok with me smoking now, im gona cut back though, make it a weekend only deal. like friday nights and saturdays.
Good to hear you cut it down to a few a day:whatever: You keep smoking weed on the weekend, and you will become a productive adult with the brain capacity of a teenager. Did you also know that kids/teenagers who smoke weed can even have their testosterone influenced. There are some guys that have man-boobs because the weed f-ed up their growth. I drink casually and have never smoked weed...but you keep that up and you will be going no where fast.

Jason Blood
04-25-2007, 02:20 PM
Weed isn't a "drug"

Yes, it is.

DorkyFresh
04-25-2007, 02:24 PM
Good to hear you cut it down to a few a day:whatever: You keep smoking weed on the weekend, and you will become a productive adult with the brain capacity of a teenager. Did you also know that kids/teenagers who smoke weed can even have their testosterone influenced. There are some guys that have man-boobs because the weed f-ed up their growth. I drink casually and have never smoked weed...but you keep that up and you will be going no where fast.

typical ignorant bull$#!+...i don't like most of what Ice-Man's says but everything you said about weed in that post were straight up lies...

Spider-Bite
04-25-2007, 02:50 PM
so my dad today is like before i spend 150 on a drug test, i need to know do you smoke, and im like uhhhh ummmm kinda, and hes like WHUDA YOU MEAN KINDA!!!! and im like fine yes.

well now my mom knows too, and there planning on telling my whole family :dry:
so im like zomg no.

but im trying to convince them smoking weed is not as bad as they once thought, i told them i have a beeter chance of getting hit by a car or by lighting than dying from smoking.

i also old them weed is only illigal in the states because governmeant cant tax it, or use it as a cash crop.


so plese help me explain to them and convince them to get off my back and let me do what i think is ok.

that's not why it's illegal. and yes they could tax it if it were legal. why wouldn't they be able to tax it?

DorkyFresh
04-25-2007, 03:23 PM
why wouldn't they be able to tax it?
they wouldn't be able to tax the weed that people would grow on their own property unless they started selling it...

WTFimVENOM
04-25-2007, 03:39 PM
Good to hear you cut it down to a few a day:whatever: You keep smoking weed on the weekend, and you will become a productive adult with the brain capacity of a teenager. Did you also know that kids/teenagers who smoke weed can even have their testosterone influenced. There are some guys that have man-boobs because the weed f-ed up their growth. I drink casually and have never smoked weed...but you keep that up and you will be going no where fast.
lol srry chaseter but that really is BS, oh did you know that drinking leads to alcoholism and date rape :whatever: :woot: There are some guys in jail for driving into cars or ppl while drunk, and others for doing other stupid **** while intoxicated, but that can't be you, you only drink casually, while anybody who uses pot becomes instantly addicted and cant even control themselves! I hate it when drinkers look down on those who smoke, in reality you can be as casual a smoker as anybody who drinks (despite the fact that alcohol can create physical dependence much more easily in teens than in adults, while the THC in MJ has no such effects) Oh and massive amounts of many substances can cause irregular hormone levels, even soy is shown to cause similar "side effects" but in reality its still complete bull. I dont know a single person who had smoked in there teens and now have become "adults with the brains of teens!" and maby you should think about other "research", seeing that about 47% of americans have tried pot at least once (most of these ppl doing so in their teen/early adulthood years) and so I find it hard to believe that almost half of americans really just have the brain capacity of teens :) http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m4021/is_5_25/ai_102102598

Spider-Bite
04-25-2007, 07:55 PM
they wouldn't be able to tax the weed that people would grow on their own property unless they started selling it...


it's funny that the government isn't having that problem with tobacco, or barley which is used for beer, or corn, potatoes, or anything else that is grown.

for starters most people wouldn't bother to grow it if it were legal. not to mention you would need a permit, which would be extremely expensive to the point that it's only financially worth it if your a corporation selling it.

It wouldn't be legal for minors of course, which is all the more reason people wouldn't be growing it in their back yard.

If the government legalized it they would probably bring in a hundred billion annually in tax revenue and save another hundred billion on the cost of keeping it illegal.