PDA

View Full Version : Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 12: Blind_Fury vs. Kainedamo vs. J Alba's Lover


Erzengel
04-30-2007, 09:30 AM
Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
----------

*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

Round 2
1. AndthePickles vs. X-Chick
2. JLBats vs. Abaddon
3. Mee vs. Farmerfran
4. Lighting Strykes vs. Dog Lips
5. Darthphere vs. Master Chief
6. DBella vs. Calvin
7. Kyalesyin vs. Tzarinna
8. Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt
9. CConn vs. Jaguarr
10. Darren Daring vs. Kipobe
11. CMill216 vs. Superman79
12. Blind_Fury vs. Kainedamo vs. J Alba’s Lover
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41061000/jpg/_41061565_prostitute.jpg

vs.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1219/peepingtompeepingfn9.jpg

vs.

http://www.plan2succeed.org/libraryporn.gif

Super Kal
04-30-2007, 09:40 AM
good ole JAL gets my vote :up:

Darthphere
04-30-2007, 09:40 AM
Dangerous this question is.

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 10:39 AM
I've known these guys for a while now. I think JAL getting a job has finally took a postive step in the right direction. The other 2 seem to be taking one back.

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 10:50 AM
I abstain...

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 10:50 AM
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1219/peepingtompeepingfn9.jpg

Vickis's bedroom window. Tee hee.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 10:51 AM
I've known these guys for a while now. I think JAL getting a job has finally took a postive step in the right direction. The other 2 seem to be taking one back.

Hey! I got a job too!! I don't start till the 14th. What job did JAL get?

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 10:53 AM
JAL is just too kewl! :up: Plus, now that he's working at McDonalds, he's likely to kill any living thing on a dime! :)

Mee
04-30-2007, 10:53 AM
How do I choose? :huh:

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 10:55 AM
Hey! I got a job too!! I don't start till the 14th. What job did JAL get?
But you still strike out with women. If you managed not to f up, it would have been a tie. Same thing if fury could actually get a girl to sleep with him without money, then that'd be a 3 way tie for my vote.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 11:00 AM
But you still strike out with women. If you managed not to f up, it would have been a tie. Same thing if fury could actually get a girl to sleep with him without money, then that'd be a 3 way tie for my vote.

JAL has a woman? That's very surprising.

I still get dates, man! I get dates!

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 11:02 AM
Ugh, that's not what I said. :whatever:

But JAL overcoming that life obstacle is more impressive than what you 2 have done as of late.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 11:11 AM
Ugh, that's not what I said. :whatever:

But JAL overcoming that life obstacle is more impressive than what you 2 have done as of late.

Ah, apologies.

jaguarr
04-30-2007, 11:13 AM
I dunno...whattya think guys? Should I vote for the stalker?

jag

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 11:19 AM
Okay guys, get ready to read the winning battle stragedy!

If I get 10 votes or more, I will post ALL the pics I have of Vicki. All I have to do is upload them all, and you will see.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tongue.gif?t=1177949679

If I get 15 or more, I will post lewd pictures of myself. Leg shots, chest shots (I have no nipples), and this...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/peen.gif?t=1177949847

If you vote for me, I will send you porn. Honest to God. I have several links that will provite you with the best free porn around. I'm not talking about ****ty 3 minute previews either. I'm talking access to FULL movies. Just say in this thread "I have voted for Kaine" and pm me to ask for the porn, and you will recieve a whole bunch of links that will keep you entertained for years.

If I win, I will pm an erotic story I wrote to anyone that wants it.

If I come up with any other winning battle plans, I will let you know.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 11:21 AM
If I get 30 or more votes, I will pm pictures of a girl that stripped for me on webcam to those that have voted for me.

Colossal Spoons
04-30-2007, 11:22 AM
Hmm, this one is tough. I'm leaning towards JAL though.

Colossal Spoons
04-30-2007, 11:23 AM
If you vote for me, I will send you porn. Honest to God. I have several links that will provite you with the best free porn around. I'm not talking about ****ty 3 minute previews either. I'm talking access to FULL movies. Just say in this thread "I have voted for Kaine" and pm me to ask for the porn, and you will recieve a whole bunch of links that will keep you entertained for years.

If I win, I will pm an erotic story I wrote to anyone that wants it.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omgwtf, that's awesome and ridiculous!!!

Kyalesyin
04-30-2007, 11:24 AM
"I have voted for Kaine"

Canadian Rider
04-30-2007, 11:24 AM
Jal ... I can relate as an Eva Mendes stalker ... :)

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 11:31 AM
Who's Vickie?

Mee
04-30-2007, 11:42 AM
Kaine's one true love.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 11:47 AM
Who's Vickie?

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=225265&highlight=bedroom+vicki

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 11:52 AM
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=225265&highlight=bedroom+vicki

...26 pages of 'meh'.


Some of you people may be genuinely insane :o

redmarvel
04-30-2007, 11:52 AM
good ole JAL gets my vote :up:

:o same here.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 12:16 PM
"I have voted for Kaine"

Free porn for Kaz.

Superman79
04-30-2007, 12:16 PM
JAL if for no other reason than to celebrate his employment. :up:

Kyalesyin
04-30-2007, 12:17 PM
Free porn for Kaz.

w00t! I win at life!

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 12:44 PM
By the way, Kaz will be sending her pictures to people that vote for me. PM her about it.

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 01:46 PM
Free porn for Kaz.

*votes for kainedamo* :o

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 01:51 PM
*votes for kainedamo* :o

LOL. Sure you didn't vote for yourself? Ya only got the one vote!

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 01:55 PM
That's cool. Bab's one vote is worth at least ten votes.

Now about that porn. :ninja:

StorminNorman
04-30-2007, 02:11 PM
Okay guys, get ready to read the winning battle stragedy!

If I get 10 votes or more, I will post ALL the pics I have of Vicki. All I have to do is upload them all, and you will see.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tongue.gif?t=1177949679

If I get 15 or more, I will post lewd pictures of myself. Leg shots, chest shots (I have no nipples), and this...

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/peen.gif?t=1177949847

If you vote for me, I will send you porn. Honest to God. I have several links that will provite you with the best free porn around. I'm not talking about ****ty 3 minute previews either. I'm talking access to FULL movies. Just say in this thread "I have voted for Kaine" and pm me to ask for the porn, and you will recieve a whole bunch of links that will keep you entertained for years.

If I win, I will pm an erotic story I wrote to anyone that wants it.

If I come up with any other winning battle plans, I will let you know.

http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 02:18 PM
That's cool. Bab's one vote is worth at least ten votes.

Now about that porn. :ninja:

Babs voted for you?

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 02:50 PM
Stop acting like you don't check the votes every five seconds.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 02:53 PM
Yeah and I didn't have to bribe her with false promises of porn.

They're not false promises. I have porn.

Kahoot
04-30-2007, 03:05 PM
No hypester is more is a bigger sex offender than Frizzo the Clown...

CyberFaust
04-30-2007, 03:13 PM
i voted for kaine
now PM me porn! and webcam pics! and..and...porn! :D

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 03:31 PM
Wow... blind_fury is losing... to kainedemo and JAL... seriously where do you go after that? I mean, that's it right? Game over. There's really no greater shame in life. He could meet a homeless eunuch covered in medical waste and suffering from anal leakage and that guy could turn to him and say, "You lost to kaindemo and JAL" and he would laugh. Wow, I don't not envy b_f on this day... but then who does... like ever?

Cherry Darling
04-30-2007, 03:39 PM
i voted for JAL the Jackhammer

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 03:39 PM
Wow... blind_fury is losing... to kainedemo and JAL... seriously where do you go after that? I mean, that's it right? Game over. There's really no greater shame in life. He could meet a homeless eunuch covered in medical waste and suffering from anal leakage and that guy could turn to him and say, "You lost to kaindemo and JAL" and he would laugh. Wow, I don't not envy b_f on this day... but then who does... like ever?

heh! You're taking this way too seriously.

tool.

Immortalfire
04-30-2007, 03:40 PM
Kaine. JAL is a harmless fanboy, and blind_fury is just a pathetic liar.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 03:44 PM
I promised I would post all the pics I had of Vicki if I had more than 10 votes, didn't I? Oh dear.

Cherry Darling
04-30-2007, 03:46 PM
Kaine. JAL is a harmless fanboy, and blind_fury is just a pathetic liar.

were you always a mod?

Calvin
04-30-2007, 03:48 PM
Kaine and JAL are terrible posters, but unintentionally amusing, Blind Fury has that whole prostitution thing. Hm, tough call. Somebody impress me in the next ten minutes.

DarthRekal
04-30-2007, 03:48 PM
Jal

Immortalfire
04-30-2007, 03:48 PM
were you always a mod?
No, just in recent months.

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 03:48 PM
heh! You're taking this way too seriously.

tool.

riiiiiiight... :whatever:

*waits for b_f to evade this thread and then claim it never happened...*

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 03:50 PM
Kaine and JAL are terrible posters, but unintentionally amusing, Blind Fury has that whole prostitution thing. Hm, tough call. Somebody impress me in the next ten minutes.

Its a common misconception that I am unintentionally funny.

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 03:52 PM
Kaine. JAL is a harmless fanboy, and blind_fury is just a pathetic liar.

Yeah keep thinking you truly know the anonymous strangers you "meet" on the internet. :whatever:

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 03:55 PM
Yeah keep thinking you truly know the anonymous strangers you "meet" on the internet. :whatever:

http://www.anacondasports.com/wcsstore/anaconda10/images/232-reg_lge.jpg

... is this what you use for the feelings? :csad:

Calvin
04-30-2007, 03:56 PM
Its a common misconception that I am unintentionally funny.

You often intend to be funny, no doubt, but that's not when we find you funny.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 03:57 PM
Right, I'm gonna post these pics of Vicki.

But everyone has to promise that they're not gonna be weirdos, and like, post them all around the net even though there would be no point in doing that. Or something weird like that. In fact, please don't any of you be a weirdo stalker, come to this country, and stalk Vicki. That would suck.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/kimono.jpg?t=1177966320

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/lookingoff.jpg?t=1177966370

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/mirror.jpg?t=1177966398

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/stare.jpg?t=1177966427

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tongue.jpg?t=1177966458

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tonguecopy.jpg?t=1177966629

That last one I did in Photoshop.

Calvin
04-30-2007, 04:00 PM
For some reason those pictures are sticky.

Immortalfire
04-30-2007, 04:01 PM
Oh Vicki you're so fine, you so fine you blow my mind hey Vicki..hey hey, hey Vicki..

CyberFaust
04-30-2007, 04:03 PM
i would totally stalk her! i mean really!

Cherry Darling
04-30-2007, 04:03 PM
ew Brutal

Kahoot
04-30-2007, 04:07 PM
I love red heads...

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 04:07 PM
http://www.anacondasports.com/wcsstore/anaconda10/images/232-reg_lge.jpg

... is this what you use for the feelings? :csad:

I just stated the obvious. :huh:

You're the one with the desperate need to be accepted by online strangers. :csad:

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 04:10 PM
I personally found his comment to be very funny, even though he was insulting me aswell. It was damn funny. Lighten up, B_F.

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 04:11 PM
Oh Vicki you're so fine, you so fine you blow my mind hey Vicki..hey hey, hey Vicki..
:dry:

ew Brutal
That sounds about right...

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 04:14 PM
blind_fury just told me I seek acceptance form online strangers... that does remind me though...

...where Is that damn thread they made about me claiming to have slept with Swedish supermodel hookers so I can go pathetically attempt to defend my fantasy?

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 04:14 PM
I personally found his comment to be very funny, even though he was insulting me aswell. It was damn funny. Lighten up, B_F.

Stay out of this or I'll report your "Dakota Fanning obsession" to Chris Hanson.

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 04:18 PM
I just stated the obvious. :huh:

You're the one with the desperate need to be accepted by online strangers. :csad:

You've got me there...

HEY EVERYONE! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I REGULARLY BANG SWEDISH SUPERMODEL HOOKERS! I DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME OR ANYTHING I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU OF HOW I SPEND MY TIME OUTSIDE OF NOT HAVING A JOB AND GOING TO SCHOOL FULL TIME.

You're right, I feel better...

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 04:19 PM
Stay out of this or I'll report your "Dakota Fanning obsession" to Chris Hanson.

Ooooooooooh.

If I get 20 or more votes, I'm gonna post a **** load of Dakota Fanning pics.

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 04:20 PM
Stay out of this or I'll report your "Dakota Fanning obsession" to Chris Hanson.

Ba-dum-TSH... :dry:

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 04:24 PM
blind_fury just told me I seek acceptance form online strangers... that does remind me though...

...where Is that damn thread they made about me claiming to have slept with Swedish supermodel hookers so I can go pathetically attempt to defend my fantasy?

Yeah you always post things that are safe and will get a nod from your peers.

That's the very definition of a tool.

Maybe you'll wake up one day and realize it doesn't really matter what online strangers think of you. :dry:

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 04:29 PM
Yeah you always post things that are safe and will get a nod from your peers.

That's the very definition of a tool.

Maybe you'll wake up one day and realize it doesn't really matter what online strangers think of you. :dry:

You've read all my posts? Wow.. I... I'm honored.

Though the fact that you actually think that your "advice" has any kind of merit nearly made me pee.

Keep going though because all your other attempts to display your "superiority" have gone so well here...

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 04:32 PM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tongue.jpg?t=1177966458

I remember when you pmed me her pic and I looked at the link that led me to that site of yours that's kinda like a foreign type of facebook/myspace and then I found this one and asked you if this was her.


http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/stare.jpg?t=1177966427


And I was like, hey is this her? And you were like. No. Heh. I am the Internet Dark Knight Detective. :up:

NewYorkSpider
04-30-2007, 04:34 PM
Erz, I want to change my vote too Kainedamo.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 04:35 PM
I remember when you pmed me her pic and I looked at the link that led me to that site of yours that's kinda like a foreign type of facebook/myspace and then I found this one and asked you if this was her.



And I was like, hey is this her? And you were like. No. Heh. I am the Internet Dark Knight Detective. :up:

Erz, I am 100% positive that you have some sort of file on every participator of the deathmatch, with a surprising amount of private information!

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 04:36 PM
You've got me there...

HEY EVERYONE! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I REGULARLY BANG SWEDISH SUPERMODEL HOOKERS! I DON'T CARE IF YOU BELIEVE ME OR ANYTHING I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU OF HOW I SPEND MY TIME OUTSIDE OF NOT HAVING A JOB AND GOING TO SCHOOL FULL TIME.

You're right, I feel better...
Yeah, you definitely take this "online forum with anonymous strangers" thing way too seriously.

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 04:38 PM
Erz, I want to change my vote too Kainedamo.
If JAL loses, I'm holding you directly responsible.

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 04:39 PM
Erz, I am 100% positive that you have some sort of file on every participator of the deathmatch, with a surprising amount of private information!

My files are more comprehensive on the female ones.

BRUTAL
04-30-2007, 04:42 PM
Yeah, you definitely take this "online forum with anonymous strangers" thing way too seriously.

You're so much better than everyone, no wonder you keep coming back here... you're universally liked AND respected! :up:

NewYorkSpider
04-30-2007, 04:42 PM
If JAL loses, I'm holding you directly responsible.

If he loses by one you should hold me responsible. If it's more than 2 it's not my fault.

WTFimVENOM
04-30-2007, 04:50 PM
I voted Blind_fury
There is no shame in paying for sex..... well not that much shame but whatever.....

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 04:50 PM
Where did B_F get the second vote from I wonder?

Nevermind, just read the above post.

I'd feel ashamed paying for porn, nevermind paying for sex!

WTFimVENOM
04-30-2007, 04:59 PM
Where did B_F get the second vote from I wonder?

Nevermind, just read the above post.

I'd feel ashamed paying for porn, nevermind paying for sex!
Yeah, I never understood why ppl would pay for porn
I mean thats what the internet tubes were invented for, dispite whatever lies Bill Gates and Al Gore try to fill our minds with....

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 05:02 PM
If you don't want to play the mating game and you just want a sex fantasy, why not pay for it?

Because others don't approve?

Elisha Cuthbert
04-30-2007, 05:07 PM
Blind_fury gets my pity vote. :o

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:11 PM
Here are some more pics I promised I would post after getting more than 15 votes.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/P1010032.jpg?t=1177970480

Me in colour!

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/DSCF0018.jpg?t=1177970651

A classic. For some reason, people accused me of having ginger hair when this was first posted. But you can see above, my hair is not ginger.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/kainedamo2od3.gif?t=1177970696

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/KaineDamo.jpg?t=1177970794

A picture I photoshoped a long time ago to make it look like I met Lou Ferringo. Convincing? Check out my cool tattoo.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/Dee1.jpg?t=1177970975

Another pic of Vickster I just uncovered.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/P1010251.jpg?t=1177971047

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/P1010462.jpg?t=1177971087

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:14 PM
Another picture of Vicki.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/VickiCock.jpg?t=1177971216

The comic book we co-created is in the background.

Spade
04-30-2007, 05:15 PM
I voted for Kainedamo.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:15 PM
If you don't want to play the mating game and you just want a sex fantasy, why not pay for it?

Because others don't approve?

No. Not because others don't approve. But quite simply because it is too easy to get good porn for free. Why pay for porn that is always overpriced anyway?

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 05:16 PM
Blind_fury gets my pity vote. :o

I'd prefer you didn't vote for me.

A vote from a sheep like yourself is completely worthless to me.

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 05:17 PM
No. Not because others don't approve. But quite simply because it is too easy to get good porn for free. Why pay for porn that is always overpriced anyway?

Better selection.

and I wasn't taking about porn.

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 05:17 PM
Right, I'm gonna post these pics of Vicki.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tongue.jpg?t=1177966458

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/tonguecopy.jpg?t=1177966629

That last one I did in Photoshop.

What is she, like, TWELVE? ...Is she the same age as Dakota Fanning?!

***In walks Chris Hanson (Yet again!)***

Chris: Hi there.

Kaine: Oh, hey.

Christ: Do you know who I am?

Kaine: Uh, yeah.

Chris: So you know why I'm hear?

Kaine: I guess.

Chris: But what are you doing here?

**Brief Pause**

Kaine: Just, visiting.

Chris: Visiting?

Chris: Well, not according to this transcript, uh, "Kaine-Deemo_ChldGrbr"...





....And we haven't even gotten to those porn links! :o

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:26 PM
Its why I fell in love with her in the first place, Prognosticator.

DBella
04-30-2007, 05:29 PM
I am voting blindly on this one. eenee, meenee, mainee, mo.
Oh look, kd's name ends with 'mo' so I guess I'll go with him. Sorry b_f and JAL. Also, kd bought my vote with porn. That nasty dude.

CyberFaust
04-30-2007, 05:31 PM
holly ********, it's a tie!

The Squirrel
04-30-2007, 05:32 PM
Jal

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:36 PM
A tie???

I need more porn!!

CyberFaust
04-30-2007, 05:39 PM
slightly more, yes, and the goddamned site is defective, when i try to regoster i get a database error! can you please snd me your account and pass :D

Calvin
04-30-2007, 05:41 PM
So we've essentially got a battle of obsessions that will never love them back. JAL with Alba, KD with Vicki, and Fury with a glory-hole.

According to what I can tell from this thread, the most eye-pleasing overall is Vicki, with Alba coming in third, only being edged out of second because Fury's obsession does actual third-eye pleasing.

KD, you get the vote, though you probably don't deserve it. Show Vicki's picture your gratitude by not rubbing one out to it for at least one day.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:42 PM
slightly more, yes, and the goddamned site is defective, when i try to regoster i get a database error! can you please snd me your account and pass :D

Like hell I will! Something seems to be wrong with it tonight. Try tomorrow.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 05:51 PM
And Kaine takes the lead!

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/KaineDamo.jpg?t=1177970794

CyberFaust
04-30-2007, 05:55 PM
Like hell I will! Something seems to be wrong with it tonight. Try tomorrow.
ok lady

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 06:05 PM
Its why I fell in love with her in the first place, Prognosticator.

Because she was 12? :huh:

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 06:10 PM
Because she was 12? :huh:

Yes.

Now bring me more votes! It's a draw again. Must...defeat...guy...I've never met! :cmad:

Superman79
04-30-2007, 06:17 PM
I formally request changing my vote to kainedamo...


I gotta give the kid some credit. He's campaigning pretty darn hard, and if you're gonna work that hard, you deserve some credit...

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 06:17 PM
So we've essentially got a battle of obsessions that will never love them back. JAL with Alba, KD with Vicki, and Fury with a glory-hole.

I'm not looking for love/relationships at the moment and I have sex with beautiful women whenever I choose.

The other guys are a sexless cyber-stalker and a closet pedophile. If that's what gets votes around here it says more about the voters than it does about me. :oldrazz:

Calvin
04-30-2007, 06:23 PM
I'm not looking for love/relationships at the moment and I have sex with beautiful women whenever I choose.

The other guys are a sexless cyber-stalker and a closet pedophile. If that's what gets votes around here it says more about the voters than it does about me. :oldrazz:
You came in second, at least. I liked Vicki's haircut, so KD gets the vote. It was that trivial a choice, don't take it personally.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 06:27 PM
Isn't it ironic that the guy getting the least amount of votes is the one who all of this matters to most?

He's breaking my heart :(

Colossal Spoons
04-30-2007, 06:28 PM
I formally request changing my vote to kainedamo...


I gotta give the kid some credit. He's campaigning pretty darn hard, and if you're gonna work that hard, you deserve some credit...

Quite the opposite effect on me. I'm saving my vote till later.

Sloth7d
04-30-2007, 06:31 PM
Hard to choose. But I see more of Kain than JAL and Blind fury. I'll toss him a vote.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 06:34 PM
Quite the opposite effect on me. I'm saving my vote till later.

I have a recorded message on my phone where I mention you, but I can't get the damn thing onto my computer. I say that you have a badass voice.

Colossal Spoons
04-30-2007, 06:37 PM
Haha, thanks. I'm pretty unswayable in these things to concentrate your efforts elsewhere buddy.

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 06:38 PM
Haha, thanks. I'm pretty unswayable in these things to concentrate your efforts elsewhere buddy.

EDIT: Ew, gross. I take back what I just said.

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 06:40 PM
Kaindemo is workin' it pretty hard :up: ...sometimes I wish I had two votes ;)

The Apatow Crew
04-30-2007, 06:41 PM
What the hell's all this vote changing stuff? :cmad:

I would post pics but the pics i have no one wants to see !:cmad:

Damn you all!

blind_fury
04-30-2007, 06:41 PM
Isn't it ironic that the guy getting the least amount of votes is the one who all of this matters to most?

He's breaking my heart :(
I called you a closet pedophile because it amused me not because I want to make it to the next round. :o

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 06:43 PM
What the hell's all this vote changing stuff? :cmad:

I would post pics but the pics i have no one wants to see !:cmad:

Damn you all!

Hey JAL, as a sign of good sportsmanship, I voted for you :) Will you vote for me in return? :)

Noir
04-30-2007, 06:45 PM
http://www.plan2succeed.org/libraryporn.gif

Thats who my vote goes for.
Good Ol' JAL.

Prognosticator
04-30-2007, 06:46 PM
Hey JAL, as a sign of good sportsmanship, I voted for you :) Will you vote for me in return? :)

He's lying JAL! He voted for himself!! :cmad:

hippie_hunter
04-30-2007, 07:01 PM
I voted for kaine. I like him. Vicki is actually better looking that I thought she would. And as Superman79 said, kaine's campaigning rather hard for this, it would be a shame for him to lose after working so hard.

I never really talk to JAL and blind_fury is just a tard with his hooker obsession.

Also, kaine offered me porn which I can't use at the time being DAMMIT :cmad: :(

As a matter in fact, how the hell did these three even end up in the second round :dry:

hippie_hunter
04-30-2007, 07:03 PM
Another picture of Vicki.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/VickiCock.jpg?t=1177971216

The comic book we co-created is in the background.

Why does Vicki have a boner :dry:

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 07:05 PM
Why does Vicki have a boner :dry:

Number 1) We were sharing a hotel room.

Number 2) She was probably looking at the comic book we co-created, which you can see in the background.

hippie_hunter
04-30-2007, 07:07 PM
Why does SHE have a boner :huh:

The Apatow Crew
04-30-2007, 07:15 PM
Vote For Me Damnit!

Whatever You Want I Shall Grant It!!!!!!

Vote Now You Pathetic Mortal Fools!!!!!

hippy fascist
04-30-2007, 07:19 PM
I don't get on with JAL, but props for the job

I don't want to encourage kaine's weirdness

B_F is actually an alright guy when he gets off the subject of hookers

B_F gets my vote

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 07:21 PM
Vote For Me Damnit!

Whatever You Want I Shall Grant It!!!!!!

Vote Now You Pathetic Mortal Fools!!!!!

Hey JAL, did you see where I said I voted for ya out of sportsmanship? Hope you return the favour :)

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 07:22 PM
Why does SHE have a boner :huh:

Why do you think I like her so much??

kainedamo
04-30-2007, 07:29 PM
I'm going to bed. Hope you do the sporting thing, JAL :)

Goodnight everyone.

Badger
04-30-2007, 08:18 PM
JAL, FTW!!! :cmad:

Ash J. Williams
04-30-2007, 08:27 PM
Kainedamo FTW!

Arkady Rossovich
04-30-2007, 08:45 PM
Some of you people may be genuinely insane

You notice this now?

I voted for JAL.

Spade
04-30-2007, 08:46 PM
Seems the deathmatch is neck-to-neck right now.

Showtime
04-30-2007, 08:46 PM
I voted for Jal despite the offers for exotica and erotica....

Erzengel
04-30-2007, 09:24 PM
Oh btw the way, I think I'm only changing Spider and S79's vote. If I forget anyone, "quote" it, if it's pmed for me, I'm not subtracting it. :up:

The Apatow Crew
04-30-2007, 09:33 PM
You notice this now?

I voted for JAL.Yes i know this is madness!!!!!!

:woot: :yay:

Sloth7d
04-30-2007, 10:06 PM
Yes i know this is madness!!!!!!

:woot: :yay:
You're just asking for a 300 quote.

The Apatow Crew
04-30-2007, 10:08 PM
You're just asking for a 300 quote.Yes thats what i was going for.:yay:

Elisha Cuthbert
04-30-2007, 10:23 PM
I'd prefer you didn't vote for me.

A vote from a sheep like yourself is completely worthless to me.:o I'm glad to be of service.

Dodger
05-01-2007, 12:08 AM
I voted for KD! Know where be the porn at? :confused:

Abaddon
05-01-2007, 12:09 AM
probably wouldn't have voted if I didn't read that JAL got a job.

blind_fury's not that bad.:huh:

Kritish
05-01-2007, 12:16 AM
Kaine’s the biggest creep of the bunch, and no Kaine I don’t want you to pm some of your nasty porn just because I’m voting for you.

Kritish
05-01-2007, 12:31 AM
Kaine at his best.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=11587681&postcount=81

Abaddon
05-01-2007, 12:35 AM
"I have day dreamed about beating the **** out of children, murdering innocent people, carrying out a Columbine style shooting, having super strength and ripping people apart, I have had sexual fantasies where I rape women, etc etc etc."


hahahaha

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 04:34 AM
Maybe that is why I am winning. I rule so damn much.

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 04:53 AM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/KaineDamo.jpg?t=1177970794

7 votes ahead! Whoo!

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 07:26 AM
8 votes ahead!! Yeah!
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r123/kainedamo/Dee1.jpg?t=1177970975

Kyalesyin
05-01-2007, 07:39 AM
Why does SHE have a boner :huh:

Why do you think I like her so much??

This match just got weird.

Harlekin
05-01-2007, 07:49 AM
Kainedamo.



Duh.

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 08:22 AM
I am the obvious choice.

CyberFaust
05-01-2007, 11:19 AM
holly electrifying elections batman!

jaguarr
05-01-2007, 11:23 AM
I can't vote for JAL because he voted against me in my last match (even though I tried to help him with his damn script :cmad: ), and blind_fury...hahaha! But, Kaine did vote for me in my last match, so I guess I'll vote for him even though he's by far creepier than the other two and I made him cry like a little Nancy Boy.

jag

Colossal Spoons
05-01-2007, 11:26 AM
It appears your porn tactic is working KD.

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 11:35 AM
It appears your porn tactic is working KD.

Of course. Did you ever doubt it??

AndThePickles
05-01-2007, 12:35 PM
I can get porn elsewhere. I voted for JAL :o

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 01:36 PM
Your vote for JAL is futile!

Kyalesyin
05-01-2007, 01:46 PM
A vote for blind_fury would be more futile...

CyberFaust
05-01-2007, 01:53 PM
and it's safe to say that a vote for kaine isn't that usefull either
all votes are futile!

Kyalesyin
05-01-2007, 01:54 PM
Not always... a vote for Kaz gets you nudes.

CyberFaust
05-01-2007, 02:16 PM
and from what i hear so does a vote for kaine, why i voted really :D

kainedamo
05-01-2007, 04:15 PM
As promised, pics of Kaz...

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=271663

The Apatow Crew
05-01-2007, 07:56 PM
How the hel i;m i getting my ass kicked?

Are you posting pics of Kaz

I call Bullcrap!

This is getting out of hand.

Noir
05-01-2007, 08:04 PM
Bros before Hoes.

Pics of people not in the match shouldn't be posted here.

Thats unfair.. Don't make me get Drago.
http://www.geol.umd.edu/~kerrigan/homepage/my%20favorite%20people/Things%20that%20scare%20me/Ivan%20Drago.jpg

Superman79
05-01-2007, 09:01 PM
Bros before Hoes.

Pics of people not in the match shouldn't be posted here.

Thats unfair.. Don't make me get Drago.
http://www.geol.umd.edu/%7Ekerrigan/homepage/my%20favorite%20people/Things%20that%20scare%20me/Ivan%20Drago.jpg

How did you get a picture of me in boxing gloves??? :huh:

Kritish
05-01-2007, 09:14 PM
"I have day dreamed about beating the **** out of children, murdering innocent people, carrying out a Columbine style shooting, having super strength and ripping people apart, I have had sexual fantasies where I rape women, etc etc etc."


hahahaha

While a new picture of Kaine has surfaced...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Edgein.jpg

kainedamo
05-02-2007, 09:04 AM
That guy looks nothing like me :huh:

The only similarity is that he looks working class :D

jaguarr
05-02-2007, 09:16 AM
That guy looks nothing like me :huh:

The only similarity is that he looks working class :D


In order to be working class you have to have...you know...a job.

jag

Noir
05-02-2007, 09:18 AM
How did you get a picture of me in boxing gloves??? :huh:
YOU ARE NO DRAGO ХУЙ :cmad:

kainedamo
05-02-2007, 09:25 AM
In order to be working class you have to have...you know...a job.

jag

I have a job.

yenaled
05-02-2007, 09:25 AM
I voted for the guy who seems to care the most.

jaguarr
05-02-2007, 09:28 AM
I have a job.

Have you actually started it, yet?

jag

Erzengel
05-02-2007, 09:33 AM
Kainedamo advances.

kainedamo
05-02-2007, 09:42 AM
Kainedamo advances.

YES!!!

Thanks to everyone that voted for me :) Your votes ensured that the right man won.

BRUTAL
05-02-2007, 11:19 AM
YES!!!

Thanks to everyone that voted for me :) Your votes ensured that the right man won.

Except that there were no men in this match...

Erzengel
05-02-2007, 11:21 AM
What if you add them all together?

Is that at least 1 man?

chamber-music
05-02-2007, 11:23 AM
I voted for Kainedamo although I don't know why!

BRUTAL
05-02-2007, 11:24 AM
What if you add them all together?

Is that at least 1 man?

If you add them together, you get something more along the lines of a Ken Doll... the features of a man... just not enough of them to really count.

kainedamo
05-02-2007, 12:10 PM
Erz didn't think I could do it. In your face, Erz! I showed you! I showed everyone! :hyper:

BRUTAL
05-02-2007, 12:13 PM
I give you... Exhibit A

hippy fascist
05-02-2007, 02:18 PM
Erz didn't think I could do it. In your face, Erz! I showed you! I showed everyone! :hyper:

you do realise this was a vote for most pathetic social innept on the hype

you won at losing at life :heart:

hippy fascist
05-02-2007, 02:18 PM
Erz didn't think I could do it. In your face, Erz! I showed you! I showed everyone! :hyper:

you do realise this was a vote for most pathetic social innept on the hype

you won at losing at life :heart:

kainedamo
05-02-2007, 02:29 PM
No man, its the opposite. B_F is at the bottom of the heap. It's like Wilhelm said, a guy could be at his lowest, a bum on the street with no money who hasn't been washed in years, and could point to B_F and say "you lost to JAL and Kaine" and laugh. That same homeless guy would not be fit enough to lick my boots.

BRUTAL
05-02-2007, 02:46 PM
No man, its the opposite. B_F is at the bottom of the heap. It's like Wilhelm said, a guy could be at his lowest, a bum on the street with no money who hasn't been washed in years, and could point to B_F and say "you lost to JAL and Kaine" and laugh. That same homeless guy would not be fit enough to lick my boots.

Yet strangely he'd be fit enough to anally violate you...

... get your sources right next time creepy...

Wow... blind_fury is losing... to kainedemo and JAL... seriously where do you go after that? I mean, that's it right? Game over. There's really no greater shame in life. He could meet a homeless eunuch covered in medical waste and suffering from anal leakage and that guy could turn to him and say, "You lost to kaindemo and JAL" and he would laugh. Wow, I don't not envy b_f on this day... but then who does... like ever?