Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 3 Match 4: Darthphere vs. Darren Daring vs. Kainedamo

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

Round 2
1. AndthePickles vs. X-Chick
2. JLBats vs. Abaddon
3. Mee vs. Farmerfran
4. Lighting Strykes vs. Dog Lips
5. Darthphere vs. Master Chief
6. DBella vs. Calvin
7. Kyalesyin vs. Tzarinna
8. Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt
9. CConn vs. Jaguarr
10. Darren Daring vs. Kipobe
11. CMill216 vs. Superman79
12. Blind_Fury vs. Kainedamo vs. J Alba’s Lover

Round 3
1. AndthePickles vs. DBella
2. Abaddon vs. Mee vs. Kipobe
3. Lighting Strykez vz. Kyalesyin
4. Darthphere vs. Darren Daring vs. Kainedamo
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/676/676258/x-factor-vs-x-factor-20051215052318335.jpg

vs.

http://images.quizilla.com/B/basketcase84/1052935408_uresbrodie.jpg

vs.
http://www.fubonis.com/Dakota/DakotaFanningSmall.jpg

5. Wilhelm Scream vs. Superman79
6. Matt vs. Jaguarr

[DBella]

Does Brodie even post here anymore?

[Erzengel]

He posts in my :heart:.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

In the old days I wouldn't've voted because of Brodester and Darth but Darth has become self-righteous and cold to my touch so Brodie it is, as it should be.

[DBella]

I'd have voted for Brodie if he's still around but since he's not... I'd have to vote for someone else. Or abstain.

[Mee]

Brodie still pops in. He posted in his last match thread.


Anyway, I can't choose. :mad:

[BRUTAL]

I would have to agree with Wil... Darth has strayed a bit to far into the darkside. Our mutual hatred of all things Mark Steven Johnson can no longer justify my vote... Brodie FTW...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

but there's still good in him. :(

[Mee]

So, if Ronny's gone and Darth has turned to the Dark Side, does that mean I'm the last of the Teen Titans? :wow: :csad:

[jaguarr]

Gotta go with Brodie on this one. Darth's just gotten too big for his britches. It's time he went on an Approval Diet.

jag

[BRUTAL]

So, if Ronny's gone and Darth has turned to the Dark Side, does that mean I'm the last of the Teen Titans? :wow: :csad:

You're all alone now Beast Boy...

[PWN3R]

Darth:heart:

[Mee]

You're all alone now Beast Boy...
Beast Man. :o :cmad:

[Mr Sparkle]

well, if this was the waterologist, no contest.
but it's not.
so it is.

[CyberFaust]

kaine, because no one voted for him, and he might have a emo-like end if we keed it up

[BRUTAL]

Beast Man. :o :cmad:

You wish...
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3504/meestboyts8.gif

[Mee]

Red X. :huh:

[BRUTAL]

Sunnuva

[BRUTAL]

http://www.vigilantemultimedia.net/GIFs/Meest-Boy.gif

[Darthphere]

In the old days I wouldn't've voted because of Brodester and Darth but Darth has become self-righteous and cold to my touch so Brodie it is, as it should be.

Gotta go with Brodie on this one. Darth's just gotten too big for his britches. It's time he went on an Approval Diet.

jag

I would have to agree with Wil... Darth has strayed a bit to far into the darkside. Our mutual hatred of all things Mark Steven Johnson can no longer justify my vote... Brodie FTW...

You fear my power!:cmad:

Mee, The Titans will always live on.:heart:

[Erzengel]

Seriously, Phere, what have you done for me lately? :huh:

[Darthphere]

Seriously, Phere, what have you done for me lately? :huh:

I gave you one of the best nights of your life.:csad:

[BRUTAL]

Seriously, Phere, what have you done for me lately? :huh:

:csad:

http://www.allstarz.org/~janetjackson/galleryth/rn1111.jpg

[jaguarr]

More like I fear your body odor, Skunk Boy.

jag

[Darthphere]

More like I fear your body odor, Skunk Boy.

jag

The Arm and Hammer deodorant just doesn't cut it. Someone get me Right Guard.:csad:

[Mee]

http://www.vigilantemultimedia.net/GIFs/Meest-Boy.gif

Hawt. :huh: :o :up:

Mee, The Titans will always live on.:heart:
Stay classy.

[Fran]

Brodie :up:

[Darthphere]

This reminds me, Mee. We need to hold tryouts for a new Teen Titan and Farmerfran isn't invited.

[Fran]

:up:

[DV8]

I'm voting Darthphere because he's Mexican or/and smokes the reefer . . . :up:

[Darthphere]

I'm voting Darthphere because he's Mexican or/and smokes the reefer . . . :up:

:huh:

[Sloth7d]

Even though he can be a bit of a sarcastic douche, I gotta give it to darth.

[Darthphere]

Even though he can be a bit of a sarcastic douche, I gotta give it to darth.

I love compliments.:heart:

[DV8]

:huh:

you don't smoke the tweed? are you mexican? :ninja:

[jaguarr]

you don't smoke the tweed? are you mexican? :ninja:

No, he's Nicaraguan. Maybe you should lay off the reefer, dude.

jag

[Lunar_Wolf]

Kainedamo, win man win!!!!

[Superman79]

I dunno...Brodie seems to have disappeared...Darth abstained from my last match , and KD...well KD is KD...

Must ponder...

[The Squirrel]

Darthphere.

[Mee]

This reminds me, Mee. We need to hold tryouts for a new Teen Titan and Farmerfran isn't invited.
That sounds like something we should totally talk about, and then not do becasue we're lazy. Call me. :up:

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll go with Darth, even though sometimes he tells me to STFU :cmad:

[Darthphere]

I've never said that. I told you to stop crying like a little *****.

[Abaddon]

Darth is winning, and I'd feel weird voting for Brodie twice.:cantdescribeemotion:

[NewYorkSpider]

I vote for Kainedamo.

[Kyalesyin]

I voted for Kaine... simply because he won me the last round. Otherwise I'd have voted for Darth

[Colossal Spoons]

I've never said that. I told you to stop crying like a little *****.

And he lies too :up:

[Super Kal]

Kainedamo gets my vote. :up:

[kainedamo]

Erzy, the pic you have in your original post of me is a red x!

And erzy, baby, didn't you get my PM where I told ya I was gonna be away for a few days and I asked ya not to post my death match till tuesday??

[Strong Guy]

wooo..Kaindemo,you're kinda losing here.But never fear,i just voted for ya.

[Strong Guy]

wooo..Kaindemo,you're doing ok here.Never fear,i just voted for ya.

[Erzengel]

Erzy, the pic you have in your original post of me is a red x!

And erzy, baby, didn't you get my PM where I told ya I was gonna be away for a few days and I asked ya not to post my death match till tuesday??
Yeah, last time I checked these were my deathmatches. :huh:

[kainedamo]

Fix the red x!

[BRUTAL]

Yeah, last time I checked these were my deathmatches. :huh:

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6317/erzownedum0.jpg

[Mee]

Yeah, last time I checked these were my deathmatches. :huh:
That you stole from Holly. But who's counting? :huh:

[DBella]

Since Brodie has yet to make his appearance, I'll vote for kd. Since he asked. Nicely.

[BRUTAL]

That you stole from Holly. But who's counting? :huh:

I thought he stole it from Toven... :o

[DBella]

I thought he stole it from Toven... :o
Toven IS Holly. :huh:

[Erzengel]

That you stole from Holly. But who's counting? :huh:

It was abandoned by Toven.

Don't get all uppity on me Beast Boy or I'll never support your induction in the Justice League. :cmad:

[jaguarr]

If Darth loses to KD then he will be dead to me.

jag

[Mee]

It was abandoned by Toven.


:finders keepers: :ninja:

[Retroman]

A strange force brought me here and told me to vote for kainedamo.:woot:

[BRUTAL]

Toven IS Holly. :huh:

Hence the :o

[Erzengel]

If Darth loses to KD then he will be dead to me.

jag

I like to make a formal motion, if Phere loses to Kainedamo, he'd be ejected from the JL. :csad:

[jaguarr]

I like to make a formal motion, if Phere loses to Kainedamo, he'd be ejected from the JL. :csad:

I have half a mind to second this motion unless someone can give me a reason not to.

jag

[BRUTAL]

I like to make a formal motion, if Phere loses to Kainedamo, he'd be ejected from the JL. :csad:

Second...

[kainedamo]

I'm not even using porn this time!

[Darthphere]

If Darth loses to KD then he will be dead to me.

jag

I'd probably commit suicide. Either way, there's no way in hell neither of the two of us should beat Brodie, ever.

[jaguarr]

I'd probably commit suicide. Either way, there's no way in hell neither of the two of us should beat Brodie, ever.

I agree with that. If Brodie wasn't in this, I'd have voted for you, but...that he's losing...and badly at that....is a horrifying injustice.

jag

[BRUTAL]

I'd probably commit suicide. Either way, there's no way in hell neither of the two of us should beat Brodie, ever.

Second...

:hyper:

[Darthphere]

I agree with that. If Brodie wasn't in this, I'd have voted for you, but...that he's losing...and badly at that....is a horrifying injustice.

jag

There's only a few people on here that I actually respect. Brodie is one of them, he took me under his wing and taught me the art of the verbal ***** slap. I miss him.:csad:

[Darthphere]

Mee, you need to start a massive PM campaign for me.

TITANS TOGETHER!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

There's only a few people on here that I actually respect. Brodie is one of them, he took me under his wing and taught me the art of the verbal ***** slap. I miss him.:csad:Yeah too bad he's over at LSP right now making 14 threads about how the Hype sucks and 8 about how Morg is a tyrant. Plus he's always plugging his "Hype Sucks" T-Shirts, mugs and refrigerator magnets. tsk

[Colossal Spoons]

Mee, you need to start a massive PM campaign for me.

TITANS TOGETHER!

If I put in my application to be a Titan, do I have to be Cyborg? :(

[hippy fascist]

bit of a two sided battle this...:o

brodie's very funny but I've got to give it my boy darth.

'Phere gets my vote

[Darthphere]

Yeah too bad he's over at LSP right now making 14 threads about how the Hype sucks and 8 about how Morg is a tyrant. Plus he's always plugging his "Hype Sucks" T-Shirts, mugs and refrigerator magnets. tsk

He can be saved.:csad:

If i put in my application to be a Titan, do I have to be Cyborg? :(

Probably, unless you can find another black Titan.:csad: :csad:

[Darthphere]

bit of a two sided battle this...:o

brodie's very funny but I've got to give it my boy darth.

'Phere gets my vote

Thanks, and you haven't been participating over at the LJ enough.:csad:

[kainedamo]

Brodie and I could probably be really good friends. He could straighten my curly hair and put pretty hairclips in it, and then I could make him some chocolate ice cream and give him a message as we watch Mallrats.

[Colossal Spoons]

Banned

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Brodie can suck my dick.Not unless you get circumcized.

[BRUTAL]

I say that kaindemo cannot receive the win for this posthumously so if he's banned he's out.

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, your foreskin needs to be banned

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Really. Don't be such a nappy-headed ho, kd. :down

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/Kainedamo.jpg

[jaguarr]

Brodie can suck my dick.

You aren't anywhere NEAR good enough to have Brodie touch your dick, let alone put it in his mouth.

jag

[Kyalesyin]

Brodie can suck my dick.

Owch. It was nice knowing ya, y'know? Thanks for the campaigning, good luck with the girls, if they ever unban you, let me know.

[Darthphere]

Brodie can suck my dick.

This should be a loss by default.

[AndThePickles]

I :heart: Brodie, but Dathphee is a big fellow comic fan. Had to go with him :)

[AndThePickles]

Yeah, your foreskin needs to be banned

Hahahahahaha

[Erzengel]

Brodie can suck my dick.
What does Kainedamo mean anyways? I mean yes I know you probably have a 15 minutes over at LSP but honestly most of my quesitons will just be ridicules anyways.

[kainedamo]

What I mean is - I am better than Brodie. This poll proves it.

And by the time the poll is over, I'll have beaten Darthphere too.

[Erzengel]

On Brodie's worst day and your best day, you'd still not even be in the same league.

[Darthphere]

What I mean is - I am better than Brodie. This poll proves it.

And by the time the poll is over, I'll have beaten Darthphere too.

KD, if you're going to do a massive PM campaign, please don't send me one.:whatever:

[kainedamo]

Pfft, I'm not even using the promise of porn this time!

[Kyalesyin]

Simply by reputation alone, I would have voted brodie. My vote for Kaine was only out of courtesy. I think someone needs his ego deflating. Fast.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What I mean is - I am better than Brodie. This poll proves it.

And by the time the poll is over, I'll have beaten Darthphere too.The poll proves that he doesn't post here anymore and that he was perceived as a threat by those who remember him because his superiority made them jealous.

[hippy fascist]

Brodie can suck my dick.

What I mean is - I am better than Brodie. This poll proves it.

And by the time the poll is over, I'll have beaten Darthphere too.

and yet you're not even smart enough to edit the phrase that everyone says you'll get banned for out of your original post...:dry:

[kainedamo]

Kaz! I thought you had my back!

[BRUTAL]

What I mean is - I am better than Brodie. This poll proves it.

And by the time the poll is over, I'll have beaten Darthphere too.

Using the comparative scale of Apples and Oranges...

Brodie would be Apples..

Darth would be Oranges...

You would be Monkey S**t...

[Darthphere]

Pfft, I'm not even using the promise of porn this time!

You keep saying that, which means, you are.:o

[Kyalesyin]

Kaz! I thought you had my back!

If it was reputation alone, it woulda been a toughie between Brodie and Darth. As it is, I voted for you because you did me a favour. I like you. Because I like you and it'd be a shame to see you banned, I'm recomending in a purely friendly way that you back the hell up and ease off on the ego.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And by the time the poll is over, I'll have beaten Darthphere too.Hahahahaha
You GO, girl!

[AndThePickles]

Simply by reputation alone, I would have voted brodie. My vote for Kaine was only out of courtesy. I think someone needs his ego deflating. Fast.

I think a lot of people get the PMs and such and just vote for the person out of courtesy or to shut them up.

[hippy fascist]

If it was reputation alone, it woulda been a toughie between Brodie and Darth. As it is, I voted for you because you did me a favour. I like you. Because I like you and it'd be a shame to see you banned, I'm recomending in a purely friendly way that you back the hell up and ease off on the ego.


He's actually started to believe his own hype

It's JAL all over again :wow:

If he changes his custom title to "hype celebrity" someone is going to have to take him out :ninja:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Somebody once PMed me begging me to vote in a Hotties Tournament. :huh:

[Kyalesyin]

I think a lot of people get the PMs and such and just vote for the person out of courtesy or to shut them up.

Thats what I was thinking

[Kyalesyin]

He's actually started to believe his own hype

It's JAL all over again :wow:

If he changes his custom title to "hype celebrity" someone is going to have to take him out :ninja:

Agreed. I think I might have caught the tail end of the whole JAL thing... creepy, and annoying.

[kainedamo]

Oh, I'm only joshing everyone!

If it makes you all feel better, I'll go back and edit the post where I mocked brodie! I didn't mean it! I was just acting cocky.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh, I'm only joshing everyone!

If it makes you all feel better, I'll go back and edit the post where I mocked brodie! I didn't mean it! I was just acting cocky.and I don't really think you're a nappy-headed ho. *hug*
Ho's get hella laid.

[Lightning Strykez!]

and I don't really think you're a nappy-headed ho. *hug*
Ho's get hella laid.

Oh snap! :hyper:

[kainedamo]

Best friends forever?

[hippy fascist]

I demand all remaining contestants vote for brodie! :mad:

[Darthphere]

**** that, count all my votes toward Brodie. This whole thing is dumb.

[Lightning Strykez!]

Best friends forever?

Of course dear. Soon as your probation is lifted. :cool:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

**** that, count all my votes toward Brodie. This whole thing is dumb.Are you having a rough time?

[AndThePickles]

Of course dear. Soon as your probation is lifted. :cool:

Hahahaha

[Darthphere]

Are you having a rough time?

Not really. I just really miss Brodie, we can still save him.:csad: :heart:

[Erzengel]

**** that, count all my votes toward Brodie. This whole thing is dumb.
What happened to our little guy who tried so hard to get Community Poster of the Year?

Where is he Darth? We miss him. :csad:

[Darthphere]

What happened to our little guy who tried so hard to get Community Poster of the Year?

Where is he Darth? We miss him. :csad:

I'm too busy trying to save Brodie and keeping whats left of the Titans together.:csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm too busy trying to save Brodie and keeping whats left of the Titans together.:csad:If you spread yourself too thin then you'll be like, making...a PBJ with....Peanut Butter, flavored....mist.

[Erzengel]

I was about to ridicule TheJaberwock who voted for Kaine, but he quoted Bukowski. :csad:

[Darthphere]

If you spread yourself too thin then you'll be like, making...a PBJ with....Peanut Butter, flavored....mist.

I have seen my new path. It's time to get serious.

Mee, make me a ****ing sandwich.:cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

Poor Kaine

[Arkady Rossovich]

Does Brodie even post here anymore?

You mean Brodie Bruce?I have not seen him around the forums in a few months now.

[Ash J. Williams]

Kainedamo FTW!

[Mee]

The PM campaign I totally did for Darth like he asked is totally working! :up:

:totally:

[Fran]

I got a PM from kainedamo about an hour after voting for JAL. :huh:

[Darthphere]

The PM campaign I totally did for Darth like he asked is totally working! :up:

:totally:

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

[Mee]

I got a PM from kainedamo about an hour after voting for JAL. :huh:
If you really cared about him, you'd build a time machine and go back to change it. :csad:

[BRUTAL]

How the f**k is kaindemo, the pedophilic loser, more than doubling the votes of someone like Brodie? If Kaine makes it past this round I withdraw my offer to do a graphic for the final match.

[Colossal Spoons]

Funny, I read that and I thought "loser" was a worse insult than "pedophilic".

[Erzengel]

Darthphere advances.

[Darthphere]

Eh.

[BRUTAL]

Funny, I read that and I thought "loser" was a worse insult than "pedophilic".

Well in this case it is. When I say "loser" I mean it to be an insult, but when I say "pedophilic" It's really just a description.

[Colossal Spoons]

That's horrible lol.

[BRUTAL]

Yet at the same time, accurate... :o

[Kyalesyin]

How the f**k is kaindemo, the pedophilic loser, more than doubling the votes of someone like Brodie? If Kaine makes it past this round I withdraw my offer to do a graphic for the final match.

Porm PM's... although the stuff he sent me was pretty poor quality.

[CyberFaust]

it really was, i have a way better thing for that i'll share if people want it, but i want to be in the next deathmatch!
funny thing is i got a PM to vote for him a day after i voted for him! :D

[hippy fascist]

Porm PM's... although the stuff he sent me was pretty poor quality.

to be fair this is kainedamo we're talking about

to him undressed manequins in shop windows probably count as porn :heart:

[Kyalesyin]

to be fair this is kainedamo we're talking about

to him undressed manequins in shop windows probably count as porn :heart:

*twitch*