Worst. Disney film. Ever!

[LexCorp]

Has anyone been to see Disneys Princesses on Ice?

It is very very good...all of the old memories of past Disney films come to life on ice. :woot:

[Bishop2]

Has anyone been to see Disneys Princesses on Ice?

It is very very good...all of the old memories of past Disney films come to life on ice. :woot:

The only "Disney on Ice" show we're getting this year is "High School Musical on Ice." :ninja:

[LexCorp]

The only "Disney on Ice" show we're getting this year is "High School Musical on Ice." :ninja:

Ahhh yes that is crap

[Green Goblin 1964]

Ahhh yes that is crapINDEED.

[LexCorp]

INDEED.

HSM, not Disney Princess on ice of course the latter is great.

[Max J Power]

My least favorite is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. But I should point out two things:

1. I haven't seen a new Disney animated movie (excluding the Disney/Pixar ones) since The Emporer's New Groove, and I think that came out in 2000.

2. If we're talking about live action movies too, then the worst Disney movie is probably one of their live action movies from the 90s.

[Majik1387]

My least favorite is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

:wow::wow::wow:

:cmad::cmad::cmad::cmad:

[Knives122]

:wow::wow::wow:

:cmad::cmad::cmad:

Face it man, Hunchback sucked. That and Sleeping beauty b/c it took me 15 years to find out her name was Aurora :p

Oh and that live action movie with the blues-jazz country singing bears.

[Majik1387]

Face it man, Hunchback sucked.
:cmad::cmad::cmad::cmad::cmad:
That and Sleeping beauty b/c it took me 15 years to find out her name was Aurora :p
:dry:
Wow.

[Bishop2]

:wow::wow::wow:

:cmad::cmad::cmad::cmad:

I'm with you, Hunchback was truly outstanding. It's one of their best.

[Obi-Ron]

Oh and that live action movie with the blues-jazz country singing bears.


huh?

[YsoSerious]

The Rescuers. Mice shouldnt have hungarian accents. In fact,no animated character should have any kind of an accent.

[Bishop2]

no animated character should have any kind of an accent.

That is seriously messed up. How would you do that? How is that possible? If they all sounded American, they'd all have AMERICAN ACCENTS. :oldrazz:

[YsoSerious]

The Rescuers. Mice shouldnt have hungarian accents. In fact,no animated character should have any kind of an accent.

It just makes me wonder...how did this mouse with the Hungarian accent get to America, and why did it leave Hungary? And then after I've thought about these questions I've lost interest in what's going on in the movie.:huh:

[Obi-Ron]

The only "Disney on Ice" show we're getting this year is "High School Musical on Ice." :ninja:


"Disney On Ice" always make me think of the old cryogenics rumors.

[Master Blaster]

Pocahontas was probably the most boring/worst of all the animated ones. (and I dont count their DTV stuff on that list)
As for the live action Disney stuff, their list of crap can go on and on.

Don't get me started on Pocahontas! I mean, the Lion King was the worst but Pocahontas came the closest I've ever seen any of Disney's modern animated films to actually dethroning it from it's high seat of badness. It's simply one of the biggest piles of horse sh@t I've seen. Its an incoherrant, anachronitic, new age mess! It's an insult to history, the early American settlers, Native Americans and well...just about everbody else. It's almost as bad as that old pornographic Atari game "Custer's Revenge."

And of course most of Disney's live action movies suck. They just do it for the money.

[Master Blaster]

"Disney On Ice" always make me think of the old cryogenics rumors.

Actually they didn't freeze him. They cut off his head and put it on a mechanical spider-like cyborg body so they could continue to satisfy his hunger for Cuban children. :cwink:

[Ratcrawler]

ELIANNNNN!!!!

So I was at a costume shop in NYC giving a clerk a massage today when my eyes wandered upon the Disney costumes. They were mostly women's but among the few men's I noticed was...Prince Charming from Cinderella.

Mind you, this is a year-round 2 floor costume shop and they have the most variety of pretty much any costume shop you're liable to go to so it's a safe bet that all the costumes disney makes (except for those used in their theme parks) wind up here. Now, there was no Hercules or Tarzan costume and yet, they managed to market Cinderella's nameless smiling jackass boy toy. Never mind that the formers' costumes would have been a glorified man-dress and leather undies, who the hell says "I wanna be Prince Charming from Cinderella this Halloween!" I mean aside from some pussy-whipped sucker whose girlfriend's got a Cinderella fetish?

It all came together at that point. I watched Sleeping Beauty for the first time today and I realized "Wow, the Prince from Cinderella really doesn't have anything characterwise going for him does he?" And come to think of it, what was the point of Cinderella anyway? If there are crotchety, nasty ladies in your life, keep dreaming, make friends with wild rodents and a magical Deus Ex Machina will appear to help you disobey 'em and you'll marry the first hot, rich piece of ass you dance with!

[Majik1387]

ELIANNNNN!!!!

So I was at a costume shop in NYC giving a clerk a massage today when my eyes wandered upon the Disney costumes. They were mostly women's but among the few men's I noticed was...Prince Charming from Cinderella.

Mind you, this is a year-round 2 floor costume shop and they have the most variety of pretty much any costume shop you're liable to go to so it's a safe bet that all the costumes disney makes (except for those used in their theme parks) wind up here. Now, there was no Hercules or Tarzan costume and yet, they managed to market Cinderella's nameless smiling jackass boy toy. Never mind that the formers' costumes would have been a glorified man-dress and leather undies, who the hell says "I wanna be Prince Charming from Cinderella this Halloween!" I mean aside from some pussy-whipped sucker whose girlfriend's got a Cinderella fetish?

It all came together at that point. I watched Sleeping Beauty for the first time today and I realized "Wow, the Prince from Cinderella really doesn't have anything characterwise going for him does he?" And come to think of it, what was the point of Cinderella anyway? If there are crotchety, nasty ladies in your life, keep dreaming, make friends with wild rodents and a magical Deus Ex Machina will appear to help you disobey 'em and you'll marry the first hot, rich piece of ass you dance with!

The thing is they disneyfied the real tale of Cinderella and got rid of the mother tree.

[LexCorp]

The Rescuers. Mice shouldnt have hungarian accents. In fact,no animated character should have any kind of an accent.

Oh you know that was not bad. :cwink:

[Master Blaster]

The Rescuers. Mice shouldnt have hungarian accents. In fact,no animated character should have any kind of an accent.

What about Elmer Fudd, Pepe La Pew, Boris and Natasha, Mario and Luigi, Danger Mouse and so on?

[Master Blaster]

The thing is they disneyfied the real tale of Cinderella and got rid of the mother tree.

Yeah. Disney's Cinderella was never ment to be deep. It's not really about the story. It was all about the way the story was told rather than the story itself. It's style over substance.

[YsoSerious]

Another Disney flick thats bad is Peter Pan. Michael Jackson pretty much killed that movie for me.

[GoldenAgeHero]

peter pan? lion king? none of you have a nay good taste at all in animated film. lion king and peter pan are two fo the best animated disney films, alot better then toy story( a very overrated film).

[YsoSerious]

peter pan? lion king? none of you have a nay good taste at all in animated film. lion king and peter pan are two fo the best animated disney films, alot better then toy story( a very overrated film).

Toy Story was awsome.Technically its Pixar and before Disney bought them. Peter Pan wasnt necessarily bad just creepy.It made me want to go to my happy place,curl up in a fetal position and suck my thumb. Lion King is a classic and rates as one of the best.My fave is Little Mermaid. Ariel is hot!

[GoldenAgeHero]

toy story was okay, but it doesn't hold a candle to lion king,peter pan bambui or any other disney film for that matter.


only thing that toy story had going for it was the cgi animation.

[PhotoJones]

GAH's horrible opinions are legendary.

[Kahran Ramsus]

Oh you know that was not bad. :cwink:

I thought she was supposed to be the Hungarian representative at the mouse equivalent to the UN. Wasn't she? That would give her a reason for being there.

[Master Blaster]

When I was a kid, I considered Disney's version the best but now I like the live-action version of Peter Pan that came out a couple of years ago better. I thought it was a closer to the book.

And yeah! Ariel is hot! :heart:

Too bad nailing her presents a lot of problems.

[LexCorp]

When I was a kid, I considered Disney's version the best but now I like the live-action version of Peter Pan that came out a couple of years ago better. I thought it was a closer to the book.

And yeah! Ariel is hot! :heart:

Too bad nailing her presents a lot of problems.

Not when she is in naked human form :oldrazz:

[Majik1387]

You guys are creepy.

[LexCorp]

You guys are creepy.

Ariel = hot and you know it.

[SapphirePrima]

Ariel = hot and you know it.
Meg's better.:o

[LexCorp]

Meg's better.:o

Ariel is better...:cmad:

[GoldenAgeHero]

GAH's horrible opinions are legendary.


my use of language was vulgar, sorry for the slippage of the tongue.

[LexCorp]

my opinions are just that my opinions,so go back and crawl into your moms vagina.

Sick insult dude!

[Master Blaster]

Ariel is better...:cmad:

Indeed, but I always like this one the best!

http://www.conhugeco.org/fanficbands/kitty.jpg

[LexCorp]

Indeed, but I always like this one the best!

http://www.conhugeco.org/fanficbands/kitty.jpg

Nah...not even close...I mean Ariel was nude in a part of the film....that was cool.

[Master Blaster]

Yes. But she wasn't as sexy as Kitty Mouse was in the Great Mouse Detective. Nudity doesn't automatically mean Sexy. It's all about the teasing and leaving things to the imagination. I think that's what made this Mouse Girl character so memorable to me.

It's weird when I think about it now. I remember when I first saw the Great Mouse Detective back in the day when I was just a kid and after seeing this particular scene in it. It was probably the first time I ever got wood. :heart: :woot: :heart:

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[LexCorp]

Yes. But she wasn't as sexy as Kitty Mouse was in the Great Mouse Detective. Nudity doesn't automatically mean Sexy. It's all about the teasing and leaving things to the imagination. I think that's what made this Mouse Girl character so memorable to me.

It's weird when I think about it now. I remember when I first saw the Great Mouse Detective back in the day when I was just a kid and after seeing this particular scene in it. It was probably the first time I ever got wood. :heart: :woot: :heart:

e2IctxaCPqw

Yes but Ariel did tease...all we see is leg and breast that were covered by her hair. I mean damm she was teasing and bude!! What more do you want. PLus the other one is a mouse at least Ariel is human at that part of the film.

[Master Blaster]

Yes but Ariel did tease...all we see is leg and breast that were covered by her hair. I mean damm she was teasing and bude!! What more do you want. PLus the other one is a mouse at least Ariel is human at that part of the film.

Not really. It was similar to that painting of Venus. It was artistic nudity not erotic nudity. Plus the way she moved was awkward (Her taking her first steps on land and all.) so the scene wasn't really ment to be seductive.

Here's another example of the true art of teasing and being seductive from another classic Disney Hottie, Jessica Rabbit....

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And if it wears clothes, walks on 2 legs and can speak it's basically human.

[LexCorp]

Jess Rabit is cool

[Obi-Ron]

What about Elmer Fudd, Pepe La Pew, Boris and Natasha, Mario and Luigi, Danger Mouse and so on?


Danger Mouse didn't have a (fake) accent. He talks like he's British because it's a British cartoon.

[Green Goblin 1964]

Yes but Ariel did tease...all we see is leg and breast that were covered by her hair. I mean damm she was teasing and bude!! What more do you want. PLus the other one is a mouse at least Ariel is human at that part of the film.Mmmmm....yummy LOL :woot:

[LexCorp]

Mmmmm....yummy LOL :woot:

Yummy indeed

[Obi-Ron]

Bah. Neither one holds a candle to Erin. :yellow:

[LexCorp]

Bah. Neither one holds a candle to Erin. :yellow:

You are wrong

[Majik1387]

Bah. Neither one holds a candle to Erin. :yellow:

She's not Disney!:cmad::o

[Master Blaster]

Jess Rabit is cool

Indeed! :heart: :woot: :up:

[Master Blaster]

You are wrong

Don't you mean he's....

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lex-luthor-wrong.jpg

Anyway, yes. Erin Esurance isn't that great and besides, she's not Disney.

[Arkady Rossovich]

I would say all of the animated films are great,it's when we get into computer animated films..that is when the quality drops.I hear Meet The Robinsons was the worst.

[Master Blaster]

I think their CG movies should get better now since they bought Pixar. Pixar's been keeping them afloat it seems.

[Master Blaster]

Danger Mouse didn't have a (fake) accent. He talks like he's British because it's a British cartoon.

It's still an accent.

[Mike_D202]

This reminds me of that movie somebody was supposed to make awhile ago called "Alice" (based on that twisted PC game) starring Christina Ricci.

What the hell ever happend to it?

[sooperwooman]

any of the sequels brought out in the last few years to classics like lady and the tramp and peter pan:cmad: are awful

I agree with you fully!

[KALEL114]

IMO Fantasia is the worst.

[Majik1387]

This reminds me of that movie somebody was supposed to make awhile ago called "Alice" (based on that twisted PC game) starring Christina Ricci.

What the hell ever happend to it?

Ricci was replaced with Sarah Michelle Gellar, and it was put on hold up to this day.

[Poeman]

IMO Fantasia is the worst.

i agree....i hated that movie

[LeChuck]

Hey, hey don't knock the movie until you've tried what it's meant for, Fantasia is the BEST movie to watch while high of all time. That's why its a classic. :o

[Poeman]

Hey, hey don't knock the movie until you've tried what it's meant for, Fantasia is the BEST movie to watch while high of all time. That's why its a classic. :o

hahahaha i think that may be true

[LexCorp]

Don't you mean he's....

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lex-luthor-wrong.jpg

Anyway, yes. Erin Esurance isn't that great and besides, she's not Disney.

lol

Yes that is what I mean

[Timstuff]

The Esurance commercials have cool animation but the dialog is so freaking annoying that I usually mute them. :o

[Obi-Ron]

It's still an accent.


So basically what you're saying is that no one should do voice over work unless they live in your general area. :whatever:

[Timstuff]

BTW, if it's a hot animated girl you want, Akima from Titan A.E. was pretty smokin'.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8489/akimayl9.jpg

[Master Blaster]

hahahaha i think that may be true

Not just because of that. In my opinion it's Walt's best film. I think it presents animation at it's peak. It shows just how amazing animation and cartoons can possibly be if one would only open their mind to it. It's not just a movie, it's a work of art.

[Master Blaster]

So basically what you're saying is that no one should do voice over work unless they live in your general area. :whatever:

No. I'm saying that if they want to give a character an accent or want them to sound a certain way, there's nothing wrong with that. A lot of the time, that's one of the things that make them memoriable.

[Timstuff]

BTW, Fantasia is one of the best Disney films ever. If you can't appreciate it or can't appreciate it without being on drugs, then you obviously do not understand classical music, or just don't want to give avant garde art a chance.

[Master Blaster]

BTW, Fantasia is one of the best Disney films ever. If you can't appreciate it or can't appreciate it without being on drugs, then you obviously do not understand classical music, or just don't want to give avant garde art a chance.

Hell yeah!

[LexCorp]

BTW, Fantasia is one of the best Disney films ever. If you can't appreciate it or can't appreciate it without being on drugs, then you obviously do not understand classical music, or just don't want to give avant garde art a chance.

It should be a part of a childs childhood.

[Darkfly]

For me Fantasia never did it for me though hardly the worst disney film it is one I don't like very much.

[Timstuff]

While not a Disney film, I would definitely argue that Rock-a-doodle is a contender for the worst animated film to ever be released in a theater. Me and my brothers recently watched the horrid atrocity again on a dare from my brother's friend, and I couldn't help but think "If my parents walk in right now, I want to curl up under the couch and die." in the back of my mind.

[Ratcrawler]

Holy Cats! I just dredged up repressed memories of Rock-A-Doodle! That kid screaming the rooster's name out his window during the thunderstrorm! Those horribly effeminate owl villains! The golf course inside the airplane! The mouse exclaiming "Jumpin' Jehosafwhateverthehell!" every 5 seconds!

[Timstuff]

The only positive I can say about the movie was that the songs were all only about 15 seconds long each.

Oh well, at least I was able to cleanse myself afterwards with Secret of NIMH.

[Ratcrawler]

Nala's not a Princess. Never was actually.

She was born and raised among the royalty of Pride Rock (although who her daddy was remains a mystery) She grew up and married the Lion KING. Belle was a hot peasant girl and she's among the most popular princess. Mulan wasn't a princess at all, she was a soldier (which is kind of more admirable) but she gets lumped in with them anyway... (affirmative action?)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Ifyoucandreamlogo.jpg

Nala trumps 'em both. She belongs up in that collage.

[Eternalzero]

Brother Bear.

We had the amazing Lilo and Stitch, a long line of classic/legendary disney movies....


and along comes Brother Bear......F---- that movie!

[Timstuff]

That movie was a massive turd. I can't believe they'd make such a bad movie. Obviously it wasn't as bad as Rock-A-Doodle since it was at least watchable, but it was a very poorly conceived movie with a dumb story. Don't kill animals kids, or you'll be turned into one! :dry:

[Ratcrawler]

Yeah. BB was...good lord. They tried too hard to rely on too many formulas from the "big grump who loosens up thanks to a sPunky little pal" routine to trying to strike lightening twice by including Phil Collins. But the worst thing was trying to tug at our heart strings with...

BB: Koda, there's something I have to tell you...

*Phil Collins sings sappy song over brother bear telling Koda how he killed his mom over a misunderstanding*

Koda: I don't like this story...

Bambi's mom's death scarred a generation. Mufasa's death turned the Lion King into an Epic. This was crap.

[Timstuff]

Don't forget Little Foot's mom dying in Land Before Time. They actually had to consult a psychiatrist before they could release the movie. :wow:

Tarzan was crap too. Too much Phil Collins, and the ending made me want to barf.

[Ratcrawler]

Whoa, Whoa, WHOA, Timmy! Tarzan was gold. Maybe not the best Disney film ever made (and certainly not their best broadway sPinoff) but the only complaint I had with that film was Rosie's annoyingly Brooklyn Ape-sidekick.

That said, what really pisses me off (and I probably mentioned this earlier, but whatever, I'm passionate about it) was that they gave The Jungle Book a theatrical sequel but all Tarzan ever got was a pair of crappy DTV follow-ups. Nevermind that TJB's sequel was horrible in ways that made you forget how childish the original was, but the original was like 40 f**king years old! Who's your market, Disney? The 5-year olds who've never even seen the original or those who did and grew up? That atrocious sequel wasn't even a family film, it was toddler fodder, pure and simple. It had everything people hate about Disney in sPades.

Meanwhile, Tarzan was far more recent, grossed the most of any Disney toon since the Lion King, and a MOUNTAIN of source material to make a sequel from. 24 novels! Any of them would have provided ample ideas for a winning film from Tarzan rediscovering his noble heritage, taking on the Russian mob, discovering lost worlds and cities, or the ironically reversed rearing of his son Korak.

But what did Disney give us? A DTV about 3 lame mini-adventures and a prequel that took place during his childhood.

They really could have made their first epic theatrical animated film series out of the character, but instead chose to water down all that potential and feed the public garbage.

[Sam Fisher]

Whoa, Whoa, WHOA, Timmy! Tarzan was gold. Maybe not the best Disney film ever made (and certainly not their best broadway sPinoff) but the only complaint I had with that film was Rosie's annoyingly Brooklyn Ape-sidekick.

That said, what really pisses me off (and I probably mentioned this earlier, but whatever, I'm passionate about it) was that they gave The Jungle Book a theatrical sequel but all Tarzan ever got was a pair of crappy DTV follow-ups. Nevermind that TJB's sequel was horrible in ways that made you forget how childish the original was, but the original was like 40 f**king years old! Who's your market, Disney? The 5-year olds who've never even seen the original or those who did and grew up? That atrocious sequel wasn't even a family film, it was toddler fodder, pure and simple. It had everything people hate about Disney in sPades.

Meanwhile, Tarzan was far more recent, grossed the most of any Disney toon since the Lion King, and a MOUNTAIN of source material to make a sequel from. 24 novels! Any of them would have provided ample ideas for a winning film from Tarzan rediscovering his noble heritage, taking on the Russian mob, discovering lost worlds and cities, or the ironically reversed rearing of his son Korak.

But what did Disney give us? A DTV about 3 lame mini-adventures and a prequel that took place during his childhood.

They really could have made their first epic theatrical animated film series out of the character, but instead chose to water down all that potential and feed the public garbage.

Don't forget that one of those DTV sequels is the first three episodes of the crappy tv series.

[Ratcrawler]

That's what I meant by 3 crappy mini-adventures. The show wasn't awful but another shining example of Disney's poor handling of it's properties.

[Timstuff]

Whoa, Whoa, WHOA, Timmy! Tarzan was gold. Maybe not the best Disney film ever made (and certainly not their best broadway sPinoff) but the only complaint I had with that film was Rosie's annoyingly Brooklyn Ape-sidekick.

Don't tell me that you didn't want to shoot a baby when you saw Jane's father swinging from a vine in a loin cloth.

[Master Blaster]

The only positive I can say about the movie was that the songs were all only about 15 seconds long each.

Oh well, at least I was able to cleanse myself afterwards with Secret of NIMH.

That's ironic because the same man who did the Secret of NIMH (Don Bluth) also did Rock-A-Doodle. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Still, I think Rock-A-Doodle did have a few good moments (Not many mind you.)

[Master Blaster]

That movie was a massive turd. I can't believe they'd make such a bad movie. Obviously it wasn't as bad as Rock-A-Doodle since it was at least watchable, but it was a very poorly conceived movie with a dumb story. Don't kill animals kids, or you'll be turned into one! :dry:

I'd take Rock-A-Doodle over Brother Bear anyday. At least it was interesting.

[Asteroid-Man]

Brother Day was good yo. What the hell is Rockadoodle?

[Master Blaster]

Don't tell me that you didn't want to shoot a baby when you saw Jane's father swinging from a vine in a loin cloth.

Yeah. Disney completely ruined Tarzan. Tarzan talking to the animals and them speaking back! How stupid is that? If you want the REAL Tarzan, check out Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan starring Christopher Lambert.

[enterthemadness]

This

http://imdb.com/title/tt0102802/

And...

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=rock-a-doodle.htm

It flopped...hard.

[katie_girl09]

Wow. Old but interesting thread. My least favourite Disney film would have to be Snow White. Sorry, can't stand the girl.

[Mr. Todd]

Holy ****. Did the guy who made the opening post to this thread have ADHD or something?

[Apollo]

I Disagree, i liked it :oldrazz:

...I therefore Nominate Home on the Range as the worst Disney animated film Ever, which was actually in theaters :wow:.. yea there are terrible straight to dvd ones, but they don't count as actual movies :woot:

[Mr. Todd]

I never saw Home on the Range, for pretty obvious reasons.

[That-Guy]

The Country Bears. Even Mickey thought so:

http://www.98online.com/twisted/MICKEY-CAVEMEN.mp3

[I'm Old Greg]

i actually hated Alice in Wonderland as a kid.

i thought the characters were all Mean and Obnoxious...funny cause i find this thread funny.

[MOVIELORD101]

i actually hated Alice in Wonderland as a kid.

i thought the characters were all Mean and Obnoxious...funny cause i find this thread funny.

lol, i agree. It was nothing like the book at all. Moreover, it felt like Loony Tunes on crack. The most insulting bit however, was how the ending turned out. It felt like they were stealing the ending from "The Wizard of Oz", with the whole "it-was-all-a-dream" crap. In fact, I made a very funny video of the ending using the famous scene from Point Black where Keanu Reeves is firing his gun up in the air and yelling in frustration. Here's the link:

http://my.spill.com/video/keanu-reeves-reaction-to-alice

[Sloth7d]

Alice in Wonderland is a true classic. I still love it, though it isn't my favorite disney film. Not that it matters. That title changes too often anyway between Aladdin, Lion King, and Mulan.

[Diamondhead]

I'm not too crazy about Disney's first big animation movie snow white and the seven dwarfs
but it was made in a time of innocence where every thing was supposed to be all beer and skittle on the silver screen
it's all about singing and dancing and tralalala stuff
bah!
to tell you the truth ...I never took the time to watch the whole damn thing .

[Ratcrawler]

Yeah. Disney completely ruined Tarzan. Tarzan talking to the animals and them speaking back! How stupid is that? If you want the REAL Tarzan, check out Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan starring Christopher Lambert.

2 years late here but oh gee whiz, a Disney movie about Tarzan with talking animals. How did that happen?

No, what was ridiculous was the Jungle Book 2 where Mowgli's two human friends could sPeak with animals. WTF? Mowgli (and Tarzan) were raised in the jungle and could therefore, understandably, talk to animals. The girl and her little brother-- who, btw is the baby I would shoot, timstuff-- sPent there life in the Man Village.

Greystoke was great, at least in the first half. But it focused too much on the "dramatic" side of a man reared by apes and made him less of a hero than a psychological case study.

And yeah, Prof. Porter in a loincloth was arbitrary and I could've done without him staying and Tarzan & Jane living in exquisite sin forever after...but it hardly ruined anything.

[8wid]

Animated: The Emperor's New Groove
Live-Action: The Country Bears

[Grillz]

Most of the Disney movies made in the 00's suck. I couldn't get into Atlantis, in 2005 they decided to bring Herbie back with Lindsay Lohan, the sequels to The Santa Clause suck, and on top of all that from late 2002-2009 everything CGI was in theaters, animated stuff were made into crappy tv shows, and the real shows/movies were just as funny as an Alan Moore comedy Hour. Case in point: Underdog, The Gameplan, G-Force, and for those that remember that classic segment from Fantasia with Mickey as the Sorcerer's Apprentice, get ready for a "re-imagining"of that with an "An average college student (Jay Baruchel) is reluctantly recruited to work for a sorcerer (Nicolas Cage), who gives him a crash course in the art and science of magic to prepare him for a battle against the forces of darkness in modern Manhattan.":doh:

Thank God whoever decided to go back to traditional animation(Princess and the frog ,etc., and actually funny movies.
(When I'm out of HS, I'll try to work for Disney, then I'll quit and start my own animation company:awesome:

[Drizzle]

This

http://imdb.com/title/tt0102802/

And...

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=rock-a-doodle.htm

It flopped...hard.
That's not Disney.

[Mr. Todd]

This

http://imdb.com/title/tt0102802/

And...

http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=rock-a-doodle.htm

It flopped...hard.

What in God's holy name is that?

The Country Bears. Even Mickey thought so:

http://www.98online.com/twisted/MICKEY-CAVEMEN.mp3

:lmao:

[Majik1387]

Rock-A-Doodle was great.:o

[SapphirePrima]

Animated: The Emperor's New Groove
Live-Action: The Country Bears

The Emperor's New Groove is awesome! :mad:

[Speedball]

The Emperor's New Groove is awesome! :mad:
I agree!!! It's one of my faves.:cmad::cmad::cmad:

[Ratcrawler]

Emperor's New Groove was interesting because the tale wasn't esPecially epic, it was just a buddy comedy that took place in an Incan setting. And it worked. It wasn't so much a "Disney Classic" as much as a "Disney Cult Hit".

The sPinoff series was stupid. It got really funny when it found it's...*sigh* groove but it was just out of character for Kuzco to incessantly pine after a cheerleader when he turned down 5 nigh perfect brides in the film's opening. And you know that, whatever the civilization, tons of high school girls would have thrown themselves at a royal god-king emperor.

[SapphirePrima]

Emperor's New Groove was interesting because the tale wasn't esPecially epic, it was just a buddy comedy that took place in an Incan setting. And it worked. It wasn't so much a "Disney Classic" as much as a "Disney Cult Hit".

The sPinoff series was stupid. It got really funny when it found it's...*sigh* groove but it was just out of character for Kuzco to incessantly pine after a cheerleader when he turned down 5 nigh perfect brides in the film's opening. And you know that, whatever the civilization, tons of high school girls would have thrown themselves at a royal god-king emperor.

Ya Disney does that a lot with series. Most of it isn't canon.

But I think it's the funniest animated movie they've done. I don't get the hate.

[Ratcrawler]

What's canon with Disney is debatable :/ Though I may agree with ENG being the funniest.

Also funny is the insane amount of plot holes I found after rewatching Beauty & the Beast. A witch (or enchantress) curses a sPoiled prince who answers his own door and the thousands of servants in his palace who don't answer his door by turning them all into a beast and appliances resPectfully. One mob march away is a town completely unaware that there's even a cursed castle where a member of the French Royal family and his staff which outnumbers the town disappeared from for several years.

What's more is that the daughter of the village crackpot who reads and dismisses the advances of the town's favorite douchebag is not immediately burned at the stake for witchcraft upon showing the all-too-eager-to-mob townsfolk a magic mirror with a roaring monster in it.

Not saying it was a bad film or anything, I'm just too cynical for my own good. :)

Anyway, here's a comic I drew about how Sleeping Beauty should have ended...
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7900000/How-Sleeping-Beauty-Should-Have-Ended-Or-Started-disney-7987624-853-1112.jpg

[SuperBatman]

There is worst Disney Movies than Alice in Wonderland Trust Me

Hell most of the Disney Direct to DVD was worse than that Movie

Home on the Range was worst than that movie.

[SapphirePrima]

I think I missed everything between Brother Bear and Meet the Robinson's.

[Ratcrawler]

Financially sPeaking, Treasure Planet was their all time biggest flop. Which is a shame because it was one of my favorites. Captain Amelia= Teh Sex.

[SapphirePrima]

double post.

Also cute comic!

[SapphirePrima]

I've been meaning to watch that one. Every time I try I get distracted and end up doing something.

I did enjoy Atlantis. I think it wouldn't of been great as a big budget live action movie.

[I'm Old Greg]

lol, i agree. It was nothing like the book at all. Moreover, it felt like Loony Tunes on crack. The most insulting bit however, was how the ending turned out. It felt like they were stealing the ending from "The Wizard of Oz", with the whole "it-was-all-a-dream" crap. In fact, I made a very funny video of the ending using the famous scene from Point Black where Keanu Reeves is firing his gun up in the air and yelling in frustration. Here's the link:

http://my.spill.com/video/keanu-reeves-reaction-to-alice

ahHaha

I read that Disney wasn't happy with how Alice came out, he said the book was hard to capture into a kids movie.

[Parker Wayne]

Ya Disney does that a lot with series. Most of it isn't canon.

But I think it's the funniest animated movie they've done. I don't get the hate.

Agreed 100% I love it.

And about the Lion King in the older comments, doesn't anyone understand what a remake is? Lion King was amalgamated remake of Kimba and Hamlet.

[Ratcrawler]

Anybody else feel kind of bad for Kida from Atlantis? She was easily one of the coolest Disney Princesses ever but Disney practically denies her having ever existed when they merchandise them.

[Infinity9999x]

I actually didn't min Atlantis, it wasn't great, but I didn't think it was horrible either.

And was anybody else incredibly annoyed by the poster that started this thread? I was reading the first page for a bit, and I got flashes of SpiderFreddie.

[Parker Wayne]

I actually didn't min Atlantis, it wasn't great, but I didn't think it was horrible either.

And was anybody else incredibly annoyed by the poster that started this thread? I was reading the first page for a bit, and I got flashes of SpiderFreddie.

Oh my god, that kid was annoying! He just wanted to get everyone to universally condemn Alice in Wonderland. Is he banned?

And I know it's probably not a good idea to ask, but who's SpiderFreddie?

[mongoose-mania]

That's not Disney.
Thank you. Rock-a-Doodle wasn't a Disney film, it was a Don Bluth film.

But, on topic, I'd say Disney has had their share of dreadful movies. My least favorite would have to be The Haunted Mansion. That movie was horse crap.

[Mr. Todd]

I actually didn't min Atlantis, it wasn't great, but I didn't think it was horrible either.

And was anybody else incredibly annoyed by the poster that started this thread? I was reading the first page for a bit, and I got flashes of SpiderFreddie.

Oh my god, that kid was annoying! He just wanted to get everyone to universally condemn Alice in Wonderland. Is he banned?

And I know it's probably not a good idea to ask, but who's SpiderFreddie?

It's not nice to pick on the disabled, you two.

[Infinity9999x]

It's not nice to pick on the disabled, you two.

Sorry, you're right, it is Christmas and all:csad::woot:

And SpiderFreddie was a poster a few years back who garnered quite the reputation for being one of the worst trolls around. He was still active around the time I joined, when BB was first coming out.

[Parker Wayne]

It's not nice to pick on the disabled, you two.

You're right. In fact it's the same reason why I don't watch Jersey Shore.

And the Haunted Mansion was terrible. Oh Eddie Murphy, I'm so sad that his film career is near-beyond repair.

[Majik1387]

The Haunted Mansion movie made me sad, considering how dark and great the story for the ride was, even having ties to the Pirates of the Caribbean.:csad:

[Happy Jack]

And the Haunted Mansion was terrible. Oh Eddie Murphy, I'm so sad that his film career is near-beyond repair.
I'm not sad, he brought it all on himself.

[YoungE808]

Dreamgirls was his last good film and that came out years ago. Lol Meet Dave, what crap that was.

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

i dont remember the name of the movie but its about some talking cows, it sucks hard.

oh and i dont give a **** about Pocahontas at all.

also, those ****** straight to dvd movies about talking puppies they realese every friggin year "*insert something here* buddies"

everything else, i like.

PS: Haunted mansion was ****.

[Leenie]

When Disney has released masterpieces such as Pocahontas, Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True, and Old Dogs, it's crystal clear that The Lion King is one of their weakest efforts.

Yup.

[Majik1387]

oh and i dont give a **** about Pocahontas at all.
Says the user with an Avatar avatar.:huh:

[WolfCypher]

Country Bears
Meet the Robinsons (uuuuugggggghhh!!!!)
A Bug's Life

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

Says the user with an Avatar avatar.:huh:

...........and your point is?

[Majik1387]

...........and your point is?
Avatar is pretty much Pocahontas with Halo and blue elves

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

Avatar is pretty much Pocahontas with Halo and blue elves

......... you are kidding aren´t ya?

[WolfCypher]

Jake was John Smith, Neytiri was Pocahontas, Col. Miles was that fat villain, the Hometree was Grandmother Willow...

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

Jake was John Smith, Neytiri was Pocahontas, Col. Miles was that fat villain, the Hometree was Grandmother Willow...

wow....thats the stupidest thing i have heard today.

was john smith in a wheelchair? could the hometree talk?
and dont get me started on pocahontas cause disney got the story WRONG.

[Spidey-Bat]

wow....thats the stupidest thing i have heard today.

was john smith in a wheelchair? could the hometree talk?
and dont get me started on pocahontas cause disney got the story WRONG.

Those are irrelevant to the comparison. You might as well have said "Was Pocahontas a blue alien?"

Quit being so defensive about Avatar. It's a story that's been recycled time and time again. Only difference is it has Cameron's name slapped on it and it "looks cool."

[Majik1387]

Thanks Spidey-Bat


I haven't seen Home on the Range yet(don't really want to) as it looks like the worst Disney movie ever.

[Mr. Todd]

wow....thats the stupidest thing i have heard today.

was john smith in a wheelchair? could the hometree talk?
and dont get me started on pocahontas cause disney got the story WRONG.

Man goes with army to tear the resources out of the guts of an enchanted land. Man falls in love with a native there. Man realizes that his people are greedy and shouldn't destroy the natives' home, and that nature is precious. There is a battle between the two groups of people.

Pocahontas and Avatar.

[Infinity9999x]

Man goes with army to tear the resources out of the guts of an enchanted land. Man falls in love with a native there. Man realizes that his people are greedy and shouldn't destroy the natives' home, and that nature is precious. There is a battle between the two groups of people.

Pocahontas and Avatar.

To be fair, that theme was around before Pocahontas as well. It's not exactly a new story.

[Ratcrawler]

It's funny because my friend Yana drew that comparison weeks ago. She was like, "What is Avatar about? Because the more I hear about it, the more it sounds like Pocahontas in sPace." I still haven't seen it so I can't quite judge it but as this conversation goes it sounds about right...

Pocahontas was pretty great as far as I'm concerned.

Still haven't seen Home on the Range though. I will eventually, just to get it out of the way.

[MOVIELORD101]

Another Disney film I dislike (to a certain extent, mind you) was Robin Hood (the animated one). Jesus CHRIST, that king was such a wussy crybaby. Alan Rickman would kick that mother****er's ass HARD!:oldrazz:

[Mr. Todd]

To be fair, that theme was around before Pocahontas as well. It's not exactly a new story.

I know, and I wasn't putting Avatar down for having a similar theme to Pocahontas, Dances with Wolves, etc either. I was just explaining how Avatar and, specifically, Pocahontas are very similar.

[SoulManX]

What's canon with Disney is debatable :/ Though I may agree with ENG being the funniest.

Also funny is the insane amount of plot holes I found after rewatching Beauty & the Beast. A witch (or enchantress) curses a sPoiled prince who answers his own door and the thousands of servants in his palace who don't answer his door by turning them all into a beast and appliances resPectfully. One mob march away is a town completely unaware that there's even a cursed castle where a member of the French Royal family and his staff which outnumbers the town disappeared from for several years.

What's more is that the daughter of the village crackpot who reads and dismisses the advances of the town's favorite douchebag is not immediately burned at the stake for witchcraft upon showing the all-too-eager-to-mob townsfolk a magic mirror with a roaring monster in it.

Not saying it was a bad film or anything, I'm just too cynical for my own good. :)

Anyway, here's a comic I drew about how Sleeping Beauty should have ended...
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7900000/How-Sleeping-Beauty-Should-Have-Ended-Or-Started-disney-7987624-853-1112.jpg

My friend that so awesome I have no words:wow::wow:

[Deaths Head II]

It's funny because my friend Yana drew that comparison weeks ago. She was like, "What is Avatar about? Because the more I hear about it, the more it sounds like Pocahontas in sPace." I still haven't seen it so I can't quite judge it but as this conversation goes it sounds about right...

My brother poked me while we were watching the movie and said "Wait a minute, this is exactly like Pocahontas!" We both loved the movie though.

[Mace Dolex]

I was never into Disney's sappy animated movies in which every one of their films has to have a musical number by Elton John and Randy Newman.

Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies were 'da bomb yo!

[Ratcrawler]

My friend that so awesome I have no words:wow::wow:

Thanks :)

Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies were 'da bomb yo!
Booooooooooo! LOL

[superhero]

i never liked
herules
little mermaid
snow white
cars just boring
finding neomen. worst moive ever.

[Majik1387]

Another Disney film I dislike (to a certain extent, mind you) was Robin Hood (the animated one). Jesus CHRIST, that king was such a wussy crybaby. Alan Rickman would kick that mother****er's ass HARD!:oldrazz:
I was never a big fan of it either, but I've foudn I'mnot much of a fan where anthropomorphic characters dominate the cast of characters.