Its too late for me.

[Costa]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.

[Dope Nose]

if only there was some way to hide the truth. :dry:

[Abaddon]

you reek of fraudulence

[Master Chief]

One of my friends [16 years old] is dating a guy who's like, 45. She got him off crack and stuff though. So I guess start shooting up heroin and doing bumps of cocaine hoping for a little lady to save you from opium dens and crack houses.

[WeaponZed]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.


You've made three post here...and your already making a relationship thread?...Wouldn't you rather ***** about Spider-man 3 for a hundred or so post before you make such a big step?...

[Dew k. Mosi]

why do you have to tell anyone? She ask about your previous relationship say, "I dated someone who was too young for me." That is enough info. Quit moping and sulking and blaming your sucky love life on the past.

[Da Docta]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.

Yeah, it's indeed over. Guess you can kill yourself now.

[Kmack]

It's kinda obvious, don't mention the jailbait.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/S0LE/DUH.png

[hippie_hunter]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.

Yes

[BRUTAL]

I... I actually agree with Abaddon... I need a shower...

[Master Chief]

It's kinda obvious, don't mention the jailbait.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/S0LE/DUH.png

lol, with or without the advice, that picture response rules all. :heart:

[Abaddon]

it's about time you started being right.

[SapphirePrima]

It's not to late. You don't have to go into details about previous realationships unless that heffa pops up on your door steps too many times.:o

[lazur]

The golden rule for guys is "half your age, plus 7 years".

Now get to work.

[SWAT]

The golden rule for guys is "half your age, plus 7 years".

Now get to work.

17... Whoop-whoop!:o

[bored]

Find a dating service, don't mention it unless you absolutely have to, and get on with your life.

[Mee]

*single tear*

:csad:

[Erzengel]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.

On the off off off chance you are being on the up and up. It's never too late. I knew a guy who had his first girlfriend, got married and had a kid within a year and a half and he was 30.

There's always someone out there, you just have to get off your ass and look.

[jaguarr]

:dry:

jag

[DarthRekal]

too late indeed... no woman likes a man that has no confidence:dry:

[Mr. Edward Hyde]

You have no confidence. You need confidence. Confidence is key. Keys are a good thing.

[Prison Mike]

It sounds like she used you until she got legal. LOL Sucks to be you. But seriously, what are you doing with an "18" year old when you're 26? Can't find a woman closer to your age even if you thought she was leagal? That's sad.

[Dodger]

[swarchenegger/] Quit Whining [swarchenegger]

[psylockolussus]

Go to MySpace, there's a lot of girls available

[ghost_x]

'The Official Thread of Depression and Underage Dating'

Your words were like a summary of a erotic novel.

My sister 21 has moved in with a 40 year old with 2 divorces and 2 kids, you see me whining and *****ing!

[Iceman]

if only there was some way to hide the truth. :dry::up: If only... :csad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's kinda obvious, don't mention the jailbait.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/S0LE/DUH.pngI love that. Where's the damn moving one?

[blind_fury]

These characters are much funnier on the Office.

[OverMyHead]

*cries like Sandman*

[hey yo its sean]

Yeah, it's too late.

[Kmack]

I love that. Where's the damn moving one?
I lost it:(

[Tangled Web]

Yeah, it's too late. Never get in a relationship again. Make sure you wear it on your shirt that you've been duped by a **** 16 year old. :rolleyeys:

[Kmack]

^love your avvy:heart:

[Tangled Web]

Thanks.

[SLVRSR4]

Could you put up a picture of yourself? I want to see if you'll be on to catch a predator in the future.




Just kidding start drinking hard liquor it solves everything except cerrhosis

[zanos]

You're right, it's too late. Kill yourself.

[ShadowBoxing]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.
On the chance this isn't another TempleFugit relaspe. It's not over. If you actually bother to put yourself out there and actually socialize with people you'd be surprised what happens.

[Costa]

See.I'm going to school. And I be studying.I told a woman that and she said that I need to stop studying and grow up and get you a woman.

[DOG LIPS]

*cries like Sandman*

Made of sand dammit!! SAND!! :cmad:

[Erzengel]

You be studying huh?

And do you use that as an ice breaker as well?

Hi, I'm 31 and my only experience with a woman was an underaged girl.

[Costa]

You be studying huh?

And do you use that as an ice breaker as well?

Hi, I'm 31 and my only experience with a woman was an underaged girl.
I didn't tell her thats my only experience. But i know that she's up to nothing.

[bulok]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.


Haha

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c261/bulok/forum/yousuck.gif

[terry78]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/terry78/stewie-in-shock-animation.gif


I must say, I commend you carrying on this fake persona on here for so long, you 14 year old kid, you.

[Sloth7d]

I never had a girlfriend until I was 26 and she lied about her age. She said she was 18 when she really was 16. We dated for 2 years then she dumped me and got married a year later. i'm 31 now. For me, its too late to have an relationship cause no woman will date a guy who been in this situation. If they know this,what woman will date me? Its over.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j43/bam_some_icons/5774b7ac.gif

.....:dry: