Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 3 Match 6: Matt vs. Jaguarr

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can. :up:
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

Round 2
1. AndthePickles vs. X-Chick
2. JLBats vs. Abaddon
3. Mee vs. Farmerfran
4. Lighting Strykes vs. Dog Lips
5. Darthphere vs. Master Chief
6. DBella vs. Calvin
7. Kyalesyin vs. Tzarinna
8. Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt
9. CConn vs. Jaguarr
10. Darren Daring vs. Kipobe
11. CMill216 vs. Superman79
12. Blind_Fury vs. Kainedamo vs. J Alba’s Lover

Round 3
1. AndthePickles vs. DBella
2. Abaddon vs. Mee vs. Kipobe
3. Lighting Strykez vz. Kyalesyin
4. Darthphere vs. Darren Daring vs. Kainedamo
5. Wilhelm Scream vs. Superman79
6. Matt vs. Jaguarr
http://perso.orange.fr/sophie.serie/ers8e12i2.jpg

vs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/T5DR_King.jpg

[Darthphere]

Damn...

[Showtime]

Ma Double

[jaguarr]

I'd just like to say that I like and respect Matt quite a bit, even though he's a child molester.

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

I've got major love for Jag (voted for him in all his prior matches) but I respect Matt's mind on political situations involving SR, X3, etc.

Besides, Jag tried to link me to the-movie-we-shan't-speak-of, AND he has a fetish for hitting people in the face with garbage cans. I....I just can't subscribe to such blatant violence. :csad:

[jaguarr]

*hits LS in the face with a garbage can*

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

*stabs Jag in the ass with a poison-tipped Afro-Pik*

:cmad:

[Darthphere]

Jag sent me Pterodactyl porn, really. I'm leaning his way in this vote.

[jaguarr]

*stabs Jag in the ass with a poison-tipped Afro-Pik*

:cmad:

You know I like it rough. :heart:

jag

[DarthRekal]

jag cause idk ... i got a thing for cats:huh:

[Lightning Strykez!]

You know I like it rough. :heart:

jag



http://www.metalafropicks.com/fist_pick_edge.jpg

Yeah, I know all about your fetish for...fists and such. :csad:

[jaguarr]

Jag sent me Pterodactyl porn, really. I'm leaning his way in this vote.

It wasn't sexy, but I'll be damned if I didn't feel compelled to share the train-wreck watchability of it with people. :up:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A hard, laser-sharp, explosive vote for jag

[jaguarr]

http://www.metalafropicks.com/fist_pick_edge.jpg

Yeah, I know all about your fetish for...fists and such. :csad:

I already told you that your hands are too big, so quit asking. :dry:

jag

[Kyalesyin]

Jag all the way. There is no competition.

[Darthphere]

On the other hand, Matt voted for me in the KD vs Brodie thread, while Jag didn't, plus he didn't speak nicely of me either.

[Erzengel]

Tough love Darthphere. You were slipping.

[jaguarr]

On the other hand, Matt voted for me in the KD vs Brodie thread, while Jag didn't, plus he didn't speak nicely of me either.

You yourself said that Brodie should have won that match, my friend. I told you that if Brodie weren't involved, you'd have had my vote. I also said that if KD beat you that you'd be out of the Teen Titans. That would have been the case for any TT member being beaten by him. You know this. :huh:

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

I already told you that your hands are too big, so quit asking. :dry:

jag

I will come back with a witty response later.

After I think of one that's suitable for PG-13 readers. :o

[Darthphere]

Tough love Darthphere. You were slipping.

True, but now I hold the power.:word:

[Darthphere]

You yourself said that Brodie should have won that match, my friend. I told you that if Brodie weren't involved, you'd have had my vote. I also said that if KD beat you that you'd be out of the Teen Titans. That would have been the case for any TT member being beaten by him. You know this. :huh:

jag

Actually, you threatened to kick me out of the League.:csad:

[jaguarr]

Actually, you threatened to kick me out of the League.:csad:

It was a tough love thing. Look how motivated you got after that. And you won, so no more tears, little one.

jag

[Darthphere]

I hate all of you.

[jaguarr]

I hate all of you.

That's right. Let it out so the healing can begin. You're amongst friends.

jag

[Kyalesyin]

I hate all of you.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f339/Kyalesyin/av-10335.gif

[CyberFaust]

jag :)
because he too has political opinions and he is wise and cunning
and he really helps in the fitness thread

[Lunar_Wolf]

Jag.

[demento]

Jag, because I remember this one time when he came home and he poured hot grease all over my ass, my back and my genitals and then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. He was very hurtful to me.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f339/Kyalesyin/av-10335.gif

Ha, totally. :huh:

I don't know if they've been experimenting with his dosage or what, but Darthphere reminds me of Holly "Let's get married/Please die right now" Goodhead these days, lol.

[The Squirrel]

DANG IT!!

This is so unfair!

I like both of them. :(

[Kyalesyin]

Ha, totally. :huh:

I don't know if they've been experimenting with his dosage or what, but Darthphere reminds me of Holly "Let's get married/Please die right now" Goodhead these days, lol.

I think Holly got banned something like a week after I got here. I really only know of her as legend...

[Movies205]

Meh... I guess I been around too long, and I mean no disrespect for Jag because his his snippy quips are fun, and it's always fun to read his posts. But if he wasn't here, there be another to fill his place as there always is. Finding someone with a good concise opinion on Movies and Politics is hard to find, and it's always fun discussing with Matt on these topics... So I'll vote for the underdog...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But if he wasn't here, there be another to fill his place as there always is.It's like you set out to construct a supremely untrue statement there. :huh:

If anyone is your run-of-the-mill "good poster" it's Matt. He's perfectly smart, funny, cool and well-informed...like a million other great people

But Matt doesn't have the iconic animal totem thing...he doesn't have the creepy-hot Sex Dungeon know how thing....he lacks the brawn, he lacks the chops....I swear people just enjoy being "different" in these "No Contest" ones, lol.

[jaguarr]

Jag, because I remember this one time when he came home and he poured hot grease all over my ass, my back and my genitals and then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. He was very hurtful to me.

I have yet to find a serious buyer for the photos from that night. :(

jag

[Kyalesyin]

It's like you set out to construct a supremely untrue statement there. :huh:

If anyone is your run-of-the-mill "good poster" it's Matt. He's perfectly smart, funny, cool and well-informed...like a million other great people

But Matt doesn't have the iconic animal totem thing...he doesn't have the creepy-hot Sex Dungeon know how thing....he lacks the brawn, he lacks the chops....I swear people just enjoy being "different" in these "No Contest" ones, lol.

Pretty much the reason Jag rules. I like Jag's creepy-hot Sex Dungeon know how thing...

[ges681]

i vote jag ftw

[Superman79]

Let's see...Matt voted for me in my match and jag voted against...**:heart: cracks open**:(

Matt

[jaguarr]

Let's see...Matt voted for me in my match and jag voted against...**:heart: cracks open**:(

Matt

But you're up against Wilhelm. I was forced to choose. :(

(I saw what you wrote in this post before you changed it, btw. :heart: )

jag

[DBella]

Jag. Even though he didn't vote for me.
Not Matt coz his impersonation of me freaked me out.

[Iceman]

JAG is the King :up:

[Lightning Strykez!]

Jag. Even though he didn't vote for me.



You know I just realized that Jag hasn't voted for me in any of my matches either.

*dips another afro-pik in poison* :cmad:

[jaguarr]

You know I just realized that Jag hasn't voted for me in any of my matches either.

That feline *****! :cmad:

That's not true you ingrate! :cmad:

jag

[DBella]

You know I just realized that Jag hasn't voted for me in any of my matches either.

*dips another afro-pik in poison* :cmad:
I guess that means he hates you more than he hates me.

[jaguarr]

I guess that means he hates you more than he hates me.


No, no. I love him less than I love you. :heart:

jag

[Superman79]

But you're up against Wilhelm. I was forced to choose. :(

(I saw what you wrote in this post before you changed it, btw. :heart: )

jag

well then you know you're still my boy jag...i was just a little...*sniffle* hurt...:csad:


:p :D

[Colossal Spoons]

Jizzag!

[Mee]

jag


jag

[DBella]

No, no. I love him less than I love you. :heart:

jag
You're such a politician. :o

[jaguarr]

Jizzag!

That sounds naaaaaassssstyyyyyyy!











:up:

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

Now go shake out DBella's toxins :o

[yenaled]

jagjagjag

[Lightning Strykez!]

That's not true you ingrate! :cmad:

jag


Yes it is, you schmuck!

But that's okay. My heart will go on. :csad:

[DBella]

Yes it is, you schmuck!

But that's okay. My heart will go on. :csad:

Thanks, LS. Now you've got Celine Dion's song stuck in my head. :cmad: :csad:

[jaguarr]

Yes it is, you schmuck!

But that's okay. My heart will go on. :csad:

*sprays Celine Dion repellent in thread*

I'm pretty sure I voted for you in one of those early matches once. :yay:

jag

[DBella]

You need to spray some of that repellent on me. I feel... infected. Ewww! :csad:

[jaguarr]

*sprays Bella with some Celine Dion repellent* ....no...wait! Dammit! That was the Michael Bolton scent bait can! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wash it off, Bella! Wash it offffffff!!!!!!

:(

jag

[DBella]

Holy crap! What have you done to me, jag! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sings:
When love puts you through the fire
When love puts you through the test
Nothing cures a broken heart
Like time, love and tenderness

Dammit, jag. Kill me. Kill me now!!! :csad: :csad:

*drags heavy feet to the hot tub*

[redmarvel]

meowrowrow

[jaguarr]

Sorry. At least I didn't pick up the Pauly Shore scent bait by accident or you would have spent the next three days going around saying "I'm the weeeaaaaasellllll, buuuudddaayyyyyy!". I'm pretty sure someone would have stabbed you as a result. :(

jag

[DBella]

I'd have stabbed myself not being able to wait for someone to do me the favor. :csad:

[JStorm]

Judge Advocate General.

[AndThePickles]

Jaggy-waggy.

[jaguarr]

Jag sent me Pterodactyl porn, really. I'm leaning his way in this vote.

jag cause idk ... i got a thing for cats

A hard, laser-sharp, explosive vote for jag

Jag all the way. There is no competition.

jag
because he too has political opinions and he is wise and cunning
and he really helps in the fitness thread

Jag.

Jag, because I remember this one time when he came home and he poured hot grease all over my ass, my back and my genitals and then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. He was very hurtful to me.

i vote jag ftw

Jag. Even though he didn't vote for me.
Not Matt coz his impersonation of me freaked me out.

JAG is the King :up:

Jizzag!

jag


jag

jagjagjag

meowrowrow

Judge Advocate General.

Jaggy-waggy.

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

jag

[Da Docta]

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, I remember the dino-porn. Hahaha

[AndThePickles]

That was the most bizarre craziness ever.

[DV8]

JAG . . . the other white meat :up:

[Movies205]

It's like you set out to construct a supremely untrue statement there. :huh:

If anyone is your run-of-the-mill "good poster" it's Matt. He's perfectly smart, funny, cool and well-informed...like a million other great people

But Matt doesn't have the iconic animal totem thing...he doesn't have the creepy-hot Sex Dungeon know how thing....he lacks the brawn, he lacks the chops....I swear people just enjoy being "different" in these "No Contest" ones, lol.

Meh, Jag is unique, and there isn't another Jag out there... However... If there wasn't a Jag, there be some other poster to fill the gap... How do I know this? Because Jag replace the "unique" poster before him, and when Jag is gone, someone will replace him... Just like someone will replace Toven, etc... And every other memorable poster :( Sorry I enjoy talking about movies on a movie site :(

I'm sorry Wilhelm that I don't really care about trendy fads on the hype... :(

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hmmm, I hardly see how jag-love would be a crazy new "trendy" thing all the kids are trying out since he joined in 2003. :huh:

Nor especially, do I see how jag's uniqueness makes him "replaceable"...while Matt's lack of uniqueness makes him "irreplaceable", lol. Bizarro- :huh: weird

[hippy fascist]

Jag





-whc

[Ebil Gig]

Jag.

[Movies205]

Hmmm, I hardly see how jag-love would be a crazy new "trendy" thing all the kids are trying out since he joined in 2003. :huh:

Nor especially, do I see how jag's uniqueness makes him "replaceable"...while Matt's lack of uniqueness makes him "irreplaceable", lol. Bizarro- :huh: weird

Site's been around since 2000... Plus I didn't start recongizing JAg around community till at least 2004... I mean it's just the way these things work... I mean who the hell talks about S.I.G. anymore? :confused: ANd who the hell says Matt lacks uniqueness? For someone who apparently didn't care about last round is really... going out of his way to put him down? I mean what part of I like intelligent conversation more than glib posts, do you not get? :confused: You like it the opposite way, that's cool...

[Cherry Darling]

jagoff

[jaguarr]

Meh, Jag is unique, and there isn't another Jag out there... However... If there wasn't a Jag, there be some other poster to fill the gap... How do I know this? Because Jag replace the "unique" poster before him, and when Jag is gone, someone will replace him... Just like someone will replace Toven, etc... And every other memorable poster :( Sorry I enjoy talking about movies on a movie site :(

I'm sorry Wilhelm that I don't really care about trendy fads on the hype... :(

You make it sound as if I never talk about any movies while I am on this site, which is quite untrue. I'm sorry, Moofiestwo-oh-five, but I'm going to have to ask you to take your whole "generic angsty, pseudo-intellectual teenager" schtick out of this thread. :up:

jag

[Movies205]

You make it sound as if I never talk about any movies while I am on this site, which is quite untrue. I'm sorry, Moofiestwo-oh-five, but I'm going to have to ask you to take your whole "angsty, pseudo-intellectual teenager" schtick out of this thread. :up:

jag

I'm sorry Jag... Half the time all I see from you is "Stop getting feelings"... Half the time I see Matt post something, I can usually glean something from. :( I'm sorry your not getting the unanimous vote, but you can't win em all, champ. It's not like I'm saying your not capable, you simply don't, at least from what I see, which is why I voted Matt.

[jaguarr]

jagoff

Did you really join a cult in Miami and shave your head? :huh:

jag

[Cherry Darling]

Meh, Jag is unique, and there isn't another Jag out there... However... If there wasn't a Jag, there be some other poster to fill the gap... How do I know this? Because Jag replace the "unique" poster before him, and when Jag is gone, someone will replace him... Just like someone will replace Toven, etc... And every other memorable poster :( Sorry I enjoy talking about movies on a movie site :(

I'm sorry Wilhelm that I don't really care about trendy fads on the hype... :(

poppycock. no one can replace me

[Cherry Darling]

Did you really join a cult in Miami and shave your head? :huh:

jag

i was in a mental institution :heart:

[jaguarr]

I'm sorry Jag... Half the time all I see from you is "Stop getting feelings"... Half the time I see Matt post something, I can usually glean something from. :( I'm sorry your not getting the unanimous vote, but you can't win em all, champ. It's not like I'm saying your not capable, you simply don't, at least from what I see, which is why I voted Matt.


I see. Well thanks for taking the time to have obviously read every single post I have ever made on this entire site since I started posting here so you can be truly qualified to make that statement, Sparky. :up:

jag

[Movies205]

I see. Well thanks for taking the time to have obviously read every single post I have ever made on this entire site since I started posting here so you can be truly qualified to make that statement, Sparky. :up:

jag

I miss Paladin... :( Also WTF? It's called Hype Deathmatch... You can't take a comment, why bother playing...

[Matt]

I'm happy to lose to Jag, he is a good poster. I only campaigned last round as to not lose to Wilhelm, because Wilhelm is the perfect example of the gimmick poster that comes and goes. Jag on the otherhand is A-OK in my book.

Also thanks to everyone who is supporting me, especially Movies :up:

And just for the record...I miss S.I.G. :csad:

[Cherry Darling]

Matts pissed hes losing, dont lie

[Matt]

Matts pissed hes losing, dont lie

Not to Jag, Jag is fine. When did you get back?

[Cherry Darling]

Not to Jag, Jag is fine. When did you get back?

mhm lol

i dunno. week ago?

[Movies205]

poppycock. no one can replace me

She returns! :wow:

[jaguarr]

I miss Paladin... :( Also WTF? It's called Hype Deathmatch... You can't take a comment, why bother playing...

You wanted to play and started with the insulting me. Don't get all bent out of shape because I had to pimp slap you for it. I'll make you a deal; quit talking out of your ass and I'll quit telling you your breath stinks. Congratulations on being the only one in Matt and I's deathmatch to come close to death. :up:

jag

[jaguarr]

I'm happy to lose to Jag, he is a good poster. I only campaigned last round as to not lose to Wilhelm, because Wilhelm is the perfect example of the gimmick poster that comes and goes. Jag on the otherhand is A-OK in my book.

Also thanks to everyone who is supporting me, especially Movies :up:

And just for the record...I miss S.I.G. :csad:

Pure class. :up:

jag

[Matt]

mhm lol

i dunno. week ago?

Welcome back :up:

[Movies205]

You wanted to play and started with the insulting me. Don't get all bent out of shape because I had to pimp slap you for it. I'll make you a deal; quit talking out of your ass and I'll quit telling you your breath stinks. Congratulations on being the only one in Matt and I's deathmatch to come close to death. :up:

jag


I didn't insult you... You like making funny posts, what the hell is wrong with that? Your popular around here for it, however... If you were to leave someone would fill your place, just like if Matt left, eventually someone would come along who's equally intelligent, would he be exactly the same no... However, I'd miss the intelligent conversations more than the jokes, I'm sorry... I guess :confused: I like reading Matt's posts, Wilhelm calls me out on it, and I end up 5-6 posts into this, defending my post. If you think that's an insult... Then man, I'd hate to see what happens when you actually get insulted.... Now THAT might be construed as an insult and even then you're stretching it... Like STRETCH ARMSTRONG!!!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

For someone who apparently didn't care about last round is really... going out of his way to put him down?
Hahaha, you are Twilight Zoney today.
How is saying Matt is a "good poster" who is "perfectly smart", "perfectly funny", "perfectly cool" and "perfectly well-informed"....turned into "going out of one's way to put him down", simply by adding "but not unique" ?
:huh: lol

God, the nasty, brutal, heartless things I said! :( lol

[Arkady Rossovich]

I thought Matt would be in the lead.

[hippy fascist]

LIKE STETCH ARMSTRONG! :cmad::cmad::cmad:


Retard


:dry:

[Abaddon]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/Big_Bad_Don/pettyheady.jpg

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I only campaigned last round as to not lose to Wilhelm, because Wilhelm is the perfect example of the gimmick posterWhat's my gimmick?

[Movies205]

What's my gimmick?

Being cool :( You know what I like Matt, I think he makes consistantly good posts, if you disagree so be it. I like Jag however I like reading Matt's post more. Let's go back to being imaginary friends so the day when the retro-failed sitcom pilots come to take me away, I can count on your B-Movie knowledge to save me.

[Matt]

What's my gimmick?

Its not so much your fault, its more the way everyone latches onto you. You are like Toven, and Brodie, and so many before you where it just becomes a cool little Hype trend to kiss your ass non-stop until someone better comes along.

[jaguarr]

I didn't insult you... You like making funny posts, what the hell is wrong with that? Your popular around here for it, however... If you were to leave someone would fill your place, just like if Matt left, eventually someone would come along who's equally intelligent, would he be exactly the same no... However, I'd miss the intelligent conversations more than the jokes, I'm sorry... I guess :confused: I like reading Matt's posts, Wilhelm calls me out on it, and I end up 5-6 posts into this, defending my post. If you think that's an insult... Then man, I'd hate to see what happens when you actually get insulted.... Now THAT might be construed as an insult and even then you're stretching it... Like STRETCH ARMSTRONG!!!

You honestly don't see how blindly categorizing someone as instantly replaceable is not insulting? Never mind making cartoonish generalizations about them as a person simply because you've only the mental capacity to remember their funny quips but not their more insightful, thoughtful and yes, Dorothy, more intelligent posts? On the flip side of this, Matt lays out some pretty funny material himself, and yet you deny him the satisfaction of appreciation for his efforts, somehow painting a visage of him as a stoic egghead who's only capable of intense conversation about political ideals and adult dramas in the PG-13 or better class. How about you just relax a moment and stop trying to think of people as one-dimensional, predictable beings that are easy to instantly label so that you can wrap your brain-stem around them in a feeble attempt to think that you understand them intimately? :heart:

jag

[Cherry Darling]

Its not so much your fault, its more the way everyone latches onto you. You are like Toven, and Brodie, and so many before you where it just becomes a cool little Hype trend to kiss your ass non-stop until someone better comes along.

someones mad theyre not winning

[StorminNorman]

There are very few posters I have met on the Hype that I have more respect for than Matt. :up:

[Movies205]

You honestly don't see how blindly categorizing someone as instantly replaceable is not insulting? Never mind making cartoonish generalizations about them as a person simply because you've only the mental capacity to remember their funny quips but not their more insightful, thoughtful and yes, Dorothy, more intelligent posts? On the flip side of this, Matt lays out some pretty funny material himself, and yet you deny him the satisfaction of appreciation for his efforts, somehow painting a visage of him as a stoic egghead who's only capable of intense conversation about political ideals and adult dramas in the PG-13 or better class. How about you just relax a moment and stop trying to think of people as one-dimensional, predictable beings that are easy to instantly label so that you can wrap your brain-stem around them in a feeble attempt to think that you understand them intimately? :heart:

jag

Bah... If you took that much offense to it... Then simply bah... I've wasted enough time here.

[jaguarr]

Bah... If you took that much offense to it... Then simply bah... I've wasted enough time here.

I see. When you defend your position you're doing it just because you have a right to and because you think you're right. When someone else does it, they're just overly sensitive. I see. *strokes beard and puffs on pipe*

jag

[jaguarr]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r224/Big_Bad_Don/pettyheady.jpg

Is that Toven? :D

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

On the flip side of this, Matt lays out some pretty funny material himself, and yet you deny him the satisfaction of appreciation for his effortsHa, I know. It's like when a college accepts a new student because he's Black, to fill a quota, ignoring his 4.0
:huh:



Anyway, this breaking heart looks like it's turning into an ass crack. :(
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y199/Wilhelm-Scream/HYPE/BrokenHeart_anim.gif


.

[Movies205]

I see. When you defend your position you're doing it just because you have a right to and because you think you're right. When someone else does it, they're just overly sensitive. I see. *strokes beard and puffs on pipe*

jag

I say bah, because that wasn't my intent at all... I been on the hype for 4 years and a half and everyone gets replaced, it's how it goes as long as your here. Oh well... I'm going play some bomberman :)

[jaguarr]

I say bah, because that wasn't my intent at all... I been on the hype for 4 years and a half and everyone gets replaced, it's how it goes as long as your here. Oh well... I'm going play some bomberman :)


You are aware that we replaced you three and a half years ago, aren't you? :heart:

(No one gets replaced, Mr. Either/Or-Everythingisblackandwhite. Everyone brings their own unique magic and beauty (or lack thereof) to life and those that they interact with. Their presence here may cease as they take that which makes them an individual someplace else and their memory may remain with some of us, or it may not. But they are never replaced. New people with their own unique magic and beauty come along and add what they possess to the melting pot. Sometimes they stay, sometimes they don't. They all leave their own footprints, rather than standing in someone else's shoes. Trying to say otherwise is oversimplistic .)

jag

[Abaddon]

weird that this thread took a philosophical turn.

[X-Chick]

damn, i've known them about the same amount of time and :heart: them both. i'm gonna have to abstain from voting in this one. :csad:

[Movies205]

You are aware that we replaced you three and a half years ago, aren't you? :heart:

(No one gets replaced, Mr. Either/Or-Everythingisblackandwhite. Everyone brings their own unique magic and beauty (or lack thereof) to life and those that they interact with. Their presence here may cease as they take that which makes them an individual someplace else and their memory may remain with some of us, or it may not. But they are never replaced. New people with their own unique magic and beauty come along and add what they possess to the melting pot. Sometimes they stay, sometimes they don't. They all leave their own footprints, rather than standing in someone else's shoes. Trying to say otherwise is oversimplistic .)

jag

I meant more in terms of fads, positions, in my time here... There seems to be consistants... I was never replaced because I was never that important, if I stopped posting, would anyone remember or forget? I tend not to think so, though there are those who pass into hype legend, yada yada. No one can be Jag, everyone is unique, however on the hype... The "legends" or people who posters respect seem to represent various values and someone always comes along to replace them for example that crazy Alba dude, is another Peter Parker or Spider-Freddie, however there indiviuality is different, teh value they represent does in one way or another stays the same as if SHH! is a living being which needs certain posters for w/e reason. That's just teh way I see it...

[Movies205]

Then there are those who have yet to be replaced... There doesn't seem to be a new Exalted, I think Hype has moved on from Character Posters... Perhaps it hasn't... I mean does anyone remember Comicbookfanboy?

[jaguarr]

I meant more in terms of fads, positions, in my time here... There seems to be consistants... I was never replaced because I was never that important, if I stopped posting, would anyone remember or forget? I tend not to think so, though there are those who pass into hype legend, yada yada. No one can be Jag, everyone is unique, however on the hype... The "legends" or people who posters respect seem to represent various values and someone always comes along to replace them for example that crazy Alba dude, is another Peter Parker or Spider-Freddie, however there indiviuality is different, teh value they represent does in one way or another stays the same as if SHH! is a living being which needs certain posters for w/e reason. That's just teh way I see it...

Everyone is their own person, Moofies-two-oh-five. Learn to appreciate that and it will be it's own reward. :up:

jag

[Movies205]

Everyone is their own person, Moofies-two-oh-five. Learn to appreciate that and it will be it's own reward. :up:

jag

Don't worry Jag, I still appriciate your quickyness... However I apologize for offending you since I can see how it would be insulting, I really just meant it in a kind of offlandish way, that when we're all replaced... I'd miss discussing movies with matt cuz I haven't discussed movies much with you so I apologize...

[Master Chief]

jag has sexy tats.

I foted for him.

Go jag! Jim. Jimjag.

[jaguarr]

Then there are those who have yet to be replaced... There doesn't seem to be a new Exalted, I think Hype has moved on from Character Posters... Perhaps it hasn't... I mean does anyone remember Comicbookfanboy?

And there never will be a new Exalted. Or a Comicbookfanboy. Or a S.I.G. or a kypade. And so on. And so on. Because they were unique.


Don't worry Jag, I still appriciate your quickyness... However I apologize for offending you since I can see how it would be insulting, I really just meant it in a kind of offlandish way, that when we're all replaced... I'd miss discussing movies with matt cuz I haven't discussed movies much with you so I apologize...

You saw my point of view, which is all that I asked, so apology accepted. :up:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I apologize...
Are you going to apologize for accusing me of going out of my way to insult Matt when in reality I said he was a good poster who is perfectly smart, funny, cool and well-informed?

[Kmack]

Matt:)

I promise its not a sympathy vote:O

[Movies205]

Are you going to apologize for accusing me of going out of my way to insult Matt when in reality I said he was a good poster who is perfectly smart, funny, cool and well-informed?

NEver becomes I'm pigheaded and I can only afford one apology a day :cmad:

Jag, a valid point... But what I meant was a troller, the political arguer, etc... There are roles that are filled constantly, and it seems sometimes that when someone leaves someone takes there place... I didn't mean someone becomes Jag, or someone becomes Kypade, just that there are these abstract positions... So yeah I get your point and I agree.

[Lightning Strykez!]

This thread has gone to a whole new level of...something.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Don't be so replaceable. :whatever:

[The Riddler]

matt.

i never really noticed jaguarr much other than his 'jag' annoying-ness.

[Abaddon]

Don't be so replaceable. :whatever:

http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/The_Stepford_Wives.jpg

[Colossal Spoons]

The jealousy in this thread is palpable :o

[demento]

What's my gimmick?

The banjo, bunny ears and the arrow-through-the-head.

Duh.

[Super Kal]

I vote for Jaguarr because he's constantly helped me with info on weight loss and exercising

[PhoenixRisen]

I vote for Jaguarr because he's constantly helped me with info on weight loss and exercising
me too plus he gave a tip of a good website where to order supplements and it was cheap, easy and fast with good service just like he said plus i got a free tshirt cuz i ordered more than $75 :)

[Cherry Darling]

Matt:)

I promise its not a sympathy vote:O

have i taught you nothing?? :wow:

[ges681]

jag has inspired me to sign my name after every post

ges

[CyberFaust]

jag helped me lose 300 pounds and get my drivers licence!

[jaguarr]

jag has inspired me to sign my name after every post

ges

:up:

(You'll be mocked mercilessly for it.)

jag helped me lose 300 pounds and get my drivers licence!

Now all that's left is to get rid of your lisp and you'll be a new man.

jag

[Cherry Darling]

jag gives free pap tests! :conebutt:

[jaguarr]

jag gives free pap tests! :conebutt:

I even provide the slides. :up:

jag

[Cherry Darling]

wait a minute, you have 42 he has 17. **** you!

[jaguarr]

wait a minute, you have 42 he has 17. **** you!

I still care about your cervical health, Mary Grace, even if you don't. :up:

jag

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Really. Your cervix is not a toy, Holly. :whatever:

[BatMatt]

Matt, because that's my name as well he's 24 fan and more importantly, an Office fan

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All solid reasons.

[Erzengel]

jag, cause he's an angry masturbator just like me. :up:

[jaguarr]

jag, cause he's an angry masturbator just like me. :up:

:cmad:

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

:cmad:

jag

Jag,

Please be informed that I'm suing you for damages to my face. You made me feel unpretty yesterday.

Also, don't bother asking for the garbage can back; it's hard evidence now.

[jaguarr]

Jag,

Please be informed that I'm suing you for damages to my face. You made me feel unpretty yesterday.

Also, don't bother asking for the garbage can back; it's hard evidence now.

I have photos proving that your face was a horrid mess before the garbage can incident and now looks quite a bit better as a result. In effect, you owe me for services rendered as a plastic surgeon and you will wither under the weight of my countersuit. See you in court, uglay!

jag

[Cherry Darling]

Really. Your cervix is not a toy, Holly. :whatever:

******, come rub my tumor :cmad:

[Lightning Strykez!]

I have photos proving that your face was a horrid mess before the garbage can incident and now looks quite a bit better as a result. In effect, you owe me for services rendered as a plastic surgeon and you will wither under the weight of my countersuit. See you in court, uglay!

jag

:cmad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol

I'm voting for Matt 'cause Matt is ttaM backwards and the leader of the elves in Elfquest was named "Tam Leaf Cutter" and "Leaf Cutter" reminds me of "Leaf Blower" and leaf blowers make clean up a snap!

[The Squirrel]

GO MATT!

WOOO! :up:

[jaguarr]

I also care about Matt's cervical health, by the way. :up:

jag

[CyberFaust]

******, come rub my tumor :cmad:

i spilled joice on that one :(:woot:

[BRUTAL]

No use crying over spilled joice...

[jaguarr]

I'd always heard that Joyce was more of a gusher than a spiller. :dry:

jag

[BRUTAL]

I'd always heard that Joyce was more of a gusher than a spiller. :dry:

jag

... and yet more a spinner than a gusher... :dry:

[Darthphere]

This is all probably going to head into a rematch of the Community Poster of the Year 2006. Jag would win outright this time.

[jaguarr]

... and yet more a spinner than a gusher... :dry:


If she's both a spinner and a gusher would that qualify her as some sort of moving water fountain? :huh: *basksinthemist*

jag

[jaguarr]

This is all probably going to head into a rematch of the Community Poster of the Year 2006. Jag would win outright this time.

Nahhh. I have a feeling the campaigners will dominate the final round. I'm predicting LS vs. Supes79 for the title.

jag

[BRUTAL]

If she's both a spinner and a gusher would that qualify her as some sort of moving water fountain? :huh: *basksinthemist*

jag

... sprinkler...

[Darthphere]

Nahhh. I have a feeling the campaigners will dominate the final round. I'm predicting LS vs. Supes79 for the title.

jag

We must join forces.:cmad:

[jaguarr]

... sprinkler...

At least the lawn will be nice and green.

jag

[Super Kal]

but then you have to mow it... and that can be a pain in the arse

[Erzengel]

Nahhh. I have a feeling the campaigners will dominate the final round. I'm predicting LS vs. Supes79 for the title.

jag


Unless I pit them together in the next round. :up:

[jaguarr]

but then you have to mow it... and that can be a pain in the arse

And knowing Joyce, you have to be concerned about overwatering, too.


Unless I pit them together in the next round. :up:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/j_k__simmons/spiderman.jpg
I like the way you think, son! You're gonna go far!



jag

[Lobo]

Matt, I kid you not

[jaguarr]

Matt, I kid you not

Wow, you voted just as the poll was closing. I kid you not!

jag

[Erzengel]

Jag advances.

Semi-Finals star on Monday.

DBella vs. Mee
Darthphere vs. Jaguarr
Lightning Strykez vs. Superman79

[BRUTAL]

I think you know that the teen titans should face each other in the next round and Bella should face Jag... :o

[Darthphere]

Jag advances.

Semi-Finals star on Monday.

DBella vs. Mee
Darthphere vs. Jaguarr
Lightning Strykez vs. Superman79

I called it.

[DBella]

I think you know that the teen titans should face each other in the next round and Bella should face Jag... :o
I agree with you.
Jag will definitely and completely devour me.

[jaguarr]

I agree with you.
Jag will definitely and completely devour me.

You know you like it. *licks chops*

jag

[Darthphere]

I'll probably vote for Jag, for the greater good because he has a better of chance of beating one of the vote whores than I do.

[DBella]

You know you like it. *licks chops*

jag
It depends on how well you do it.

[jaguarr]

It depends on how good you do it.


You'll forget your own name. :dry:

jag

[Colossal Spoons]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/spider_man_2/j_k__simmons/spiderman.jpg
I like the way you think, son! You're gonna go far!



jag

Yeah, he's JJJ from Spiderman but everytime I see that guy, I think Schillinger from Oz.

[DBella]

You'll forget your own name. :dry:

jag
You're gonna hit me on my head and give me amnesia? :csad:

[jaguarr]

You're gonna hit me on my head and give me amnesia? :csad:

No, my wife will hit both of us in the heads with a golf club. So, I probably won't remember my name, either. :(

jag

[Erzengel]

I think you know that the teen titans should face each other in the next round and Bella should face Jag... :o
I already had the Teen Titans face off. If they were going to face each other again, it would be in the Finals.

[DBella]

No, my wife will hit both of us in the heads with a golf club. So, I probably won't remember my name, either. :(

jag
I'd pay to see that.
O wait... I'll be clubbed too? Uhh... see ya later jag... I've got... uhh... dental appointment. Bye. He's all yours, jag's wife.
*runs faster than the Flash*

[Mee]

I have to go against Bella?

[DBella]

I have to go against Bella?
Don't fret, Noodles. It's not hopeless.
If Wilhelm can be defeated, so can I. My popularity is as much a myth as his Wilhelm Fever.

[Darthphere]

I have to go against Bella?

Never fear Gar, Titans Together!


Unless Bella can convince me otherwise.

:heart:

[Erzengel]

Which pics should I be passing out Bella, your swimsuit or lingerie ones?

[Mee]

Don't fret, Noodles. It's not hopeless.
If Wilhelm can be defeated, so can I. My popularity is as much a myth as his Wilhelm Fever.
Who said I was scared? :o :ninja:

[DBella]

Never fear Gar, Titans Together!


Unless Bella can convince me otherwise.

:heart:
But I'm Wonder Woman. Isn't that enough to convince you? :csad:

[Darthphere]

But I'm Wonder Woman. Isn't that enough to convince you? :csad:

I'm Roy Harper, I can get laid by any woman in the matter of seconds.:huh:

[Lightning Strykez!]

But I'm Wonder Woman. Isn't that enough to convince you? :csad:

It's enough to convince me...dayum. :heart:

[ck51100]

But I'm Wonder Woman. Isn't that enough to convince you? :csad:

It is enough for me :cwink:

[DBella]

Which pics should I be passing out Bella, your swimsuit or lingerie ones?
I don't want to have to resort to that to get votes.
My name alone (along with my lasso and tiara and bullet-deflecting bracelets) should have enough power to bring people to my side.
I wish.

Who said I was scared? :o :ninja:
I said 'fret' not 'scared'.

I like me better than Mee but I shall vote for Mee instead of me because Mee have been good to me.

[Lightning Strykez!]

It is enough for me :cwink:

Get yer own smooth talk playa! :cmad:

[Erzengel]

I don't want to have to resort to that to get votes.
My name alone (along with my lasso and tiara and bullet-deflecting bracelets) should have enough power to bring people to my side.
I wish.

Well if you had to resort to those, send me the ones you would use.

K thanx. :up:

[BRUTAL]

All Round 4 contenders will be receiving a special "gift" to help them in their next battle...

[ck51100]

Get yer own smooth talk playa! :cmad:

Yeah, timing is everything isn't it?

[Mee]

Never fear Gar, Titans except Ronny Together!

Fixed. :csad: