*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[DV8]

You give him far to much credit: he's just some mentally autistic kid who has access to broadband.

heh . . . but what he really needs is to bang-a-broad Lolzz!! *high fives*

[ShadowBoxing]

*great success*

[Superman79]

heh . . . but what he really needs is to bang-a-broad Lolzz!! *high fives*

Bad joke. :down: But I admit I chuckled :D

[DV8]

^it's only chuckle-able cuz it's so goddam lame . . . just like GR87, so it all makes sense in an off-key kind of way :confused:

btw, I high-fived SB, does that mean we're dating now? :(

[ShadowBoxing]

No, but that definitely means I could be carrying your child :(

[Superman79]

^it's only chuckle-able cuz it's so goddam lame . . . just like GR87, so it all makes sense in an off-key kind of way :confused:

btw, I high-fived SB, does that mean we're dating now? :(

Not normally, but by GR87 standards...yes :csad:

[DV8]

No, but that definitely means I could be carrying your child :(

well I hope our baby gets your abs . . . :o

[ShadowBoxing]

well I hope our baby gets your abs . . . :o
Do you think GR87 thinks two guys high fiving is gay?

"Dude check out that chicks tits, they're awesome" *raises hand to high five"
"Ew, what kind of guy do you think I am".

[DV8]

^Lol! I try to keep the high-fiving to the males, and the ass-grabbing for the ladies . . . but not so sure if GR87 understands that concept . . .

[Erzengel]

The gf and I touch fists as a sign of affection. (Wonder Twin Powers Activate)

[Superman79]

Do you think GR87 thinks two guys high fiving is gay?

"Dude check out that chicks tits, they're awesome" *raises hand to high five"
"Ew, what kind of guy do you think I am".

Well, 'the Todd' on Scrubs would actually be a case in point :(

[ShadowBoxing]

The gf and I touch fists as a sign of affection. (Wonder Twin Powers Activate)
I'm partial to the ghetto *secret hand shake/shoulder pound*
Well, 'the Todd' on Scrubs would actually be a case in point :(
:ninja: secret high five.

[tzarinna]

Dude called. Holidays are lonely, I guess.

Anyway, my weakness are svelte white guys and sexy ass latinos with soccer player bodies. The first doesn't know it yet but we're going for drinks and the second, well I passed by him like 4 times in a span of 10 minutes. Dude is so sexy I had to touch my own ass. :meow:

[Metamorpho1977]

Well, guess I'll give you guys an update on my damn commie wife. January, we're signing papers to cut things off.

In a few weeks, Tzarinna, I'll be available for you. I played soccer too. I'd describe myself as svelte. What is svelte? Whatever it is, I think I'm it. My favorite drink is the liquid cocaine. made with 1/3 rum, 1/3 schnapps, and 1/3 goldschlager.

[DV8]

Dude called. Holidays are lonely, I guess.

Anyway, my weakness are svelte white guys and sexy ass latinos with soccer player bodies. The first doesn't know it yet but we're going for drinks and the second, well I passed by him like 4 times in a span of 10 minutes. Dude is so sexy I had to touch my own ass. :meow:

haha, what is a 'svelte' white guy? I'm too lazy to look it up . . . I'm half white, half mexican btw, but I don't play soccer ;)

[tzarinna]

slender, they bend easy. ;)

[Metamorpho1977]

oh ok, then yeah, I'm that.

[DV8]

slender, they bend easy. ;)


haha, you dirty lil pervert, you :nono: :D

I don't fit your bill then . . . I'm kind of a 'burly' guy . . . goes with the girth ;)

[tzarinna]

O'rly O.o

[DV8]

O'rly O.o

:bh: Lol!

[Metamorpho1977]

O'rly O.o

My screen name's Metamorpho, to an extent, I can control my sizes and shapes. ;-)

[DV8]

^heh :dry:

[DV8]

I'm wondering, Tzarinna, in your opinion what's more important, lenght or girth :ninja:

[tzarinna]

girth

[DV8]

^:word:

only makes sense, I guess . . . they actually say most of a female's secksy time nerves reside within 2-3 inches of said woman's 'love cavern' as I like to call it (although I'm sure the pressure is what really gets a woman going, much deeper) . . .

wow, this convo got pretty dirty and scientific all at once :O nice job, Tzarny ;)

[aaron]

love sponge is better

[ShadowBoxing]

I like this old lady who comes on late night and says sick sexual things she should be saying at her age.

[tzarinna]

Nice.
Dinner time boys, eat it if ya got it.

[Metamorpho1977]

Well, the kid wants relationship advice, so I guess he's bound to learn about it somewhere.

[Metamorpho1977]

Nice.
Dinner time boys, eat it if ya got it.
now that you mention it, i am getting hungry.

[aaron]

for sponge?

[Metamorpho1977]

i got a chicken in my rotisserie. i like to cook.

[Superman79]

haha, you dirty lil pervert, you :nono: :D

I don't fit your bill then . . . I'm kind of a 'burly' guy . . . goes with the girth ;)


I got you both beat...6'3" a trim 207 pounds, but flexible as hell :woot: :oldrazz:

[DV8]

I got you both beat...6'3" a trim 207 pounds, but flexible as hell :woot: :oldrazz:

you are the epitome of a 'svelte' white man, buddy :up:

[DV8]

edit

[Superman79]

you are the epitome of a 'svelte' white man, buddy :up:


German, Scottish, and Ukrainian heritage will do that to a guy...;)


Of course tanning is a b***h, I burn easy :(

[DV8]

^heh . . . teh pastey :D

[aaron]

5'9, 152 :/

[DV8]

5'10" 200lbs.

7" circumference of a toilet paper cardboard? :confused:

[Ash J. Williams]

5' 8" and about 170 pounds.

[Metamorpho1977]

Looks like Tzarinna has opened a meat market in here.

[aaron]

are we comparing sizes?

[Superman79]

Yup. We're like the Hype grocery store :D

[Ash J. Williams]

so...did you ask her out Ash????? What'd she say??
No, I didn't. The thing is: I know she'll say yes and I know I can do it when I'm not around her, but when I'm around her, I don't end up asking her. I dunno why that is.

[Scarlet spidey]

No, I didn't. The thing is: I know she'll say yes and I know I can do it when I'm not around her, but when I'm around her, I don't end up asking her. I dunno why that is.
Just doooo it!:p

[Superman79]

No, I didn't. The thing is: I know she'll say yes and I know I can do it when I'm not around her, but when I'm around her, I don't end up asking her. I dunno why that is.

Ash, if you know she'll say yes then YOU SHOULD ASK HER!!! Half the problem of asking a girl out (not knowing what she'll say) is covered!!! Holy Hell man!!!


Do you this this girl is cute? Do you want to take her out? :huh:
If no, fine I won't bug you. :o
But if yes, then do it dammit before I buy me a plane ticket and come slap you around a bit till you realize how good you have it!!!! :cmad:

[Metamorpho1977]

No, I didn't. The thing is: I know she'll say yes and I know I can do it when I'm not around her, but when I'm around her, I don't end up asking her. I dunno why that is.

The only way to guarantee that she doesn't say "yes" is not asking. in the words of the great philosopher Nike shoe company, "Just Do It."

[aaron]

just do it before some other guys comes and steals her from you

[Ash J. Williams]

Ash, if you know she'll say yes then YOU SHOULD ASK HER!!! Half the problem of asking a girl out (not knowing what she'll say) is covered!!! Holy Hell man!!!


Do you this this girl is cute? Do you want to take her out? :huh:
If no, fine I won't bug you. :o
But if yes, then do it dammit before I buy me a plane ticket and come slap you around a bit till you realize how good you have it!!!! :cmad:
Alright, I gotta do it before she leaves the state for about two weeks. I figure we'll get out after she gets back.

Yes, I think she's cute and I do want to take her out.
The only way to guarantee that she doesn't say "yes" is not asking. in the words of the great philosopher Nike shoe company, "Just Do It."
Ok then.
just do it before some other guys comes and steals her from you
Ok. From what I know, I'm probably the only one attracted to her.

[Superman79]

Alright, I gotta do it before she leaves the state for about two weeks. I figure we'll get out after she gets back.

Yes, I think she's cute and I do want to take her out.

Then ask her out before I have to hurt you for your own good. :dry:


Ok. From what I know, I'm probably the only one attracted to her.

Never assume that. Because once you do, BOOM, another guy swoops right in and you've missed out.

Take it from me, you don't wanna be kicking yourself over missed chances.
Best of luck :up:

[aaron]

Ok. From what I know, I'm probably the only one attracted to her.

is she cute in a weird way?

[jaguarr]

just do it before some other guys comes and steals her from you

You make it sound like it will be a gang bang. :huh:

Ash, just quit being a chicken **** and ask her out. Nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that.

jag

[Ash J. Williams]

is she cute in a weird way?
Um...no.

[GoogleMe94]

wow, the OP and i share something similiar. yeah, i actually JUST met this girl at this store, i have no clue how old she is, she talked about college so i assume shes a bit older them me, not ALOT older, but older then 20. shes VERY perky, very friendly, very cute! has big beautiful eyes, and shes petite. she works at this lotion store in the mall, and i dont know yet if she has a BF, and i dont know m,uch about her. im thinking though, if you JUST met someone, do you have to take like a long time to get to know her more? like, go into the store, look like your byeing something, and just say hi and stuff? im not quite sure, its hard to talk to someone while they are working, lol. i would LOVE to ask her if she wants to grab a cup of coffee sometime, but i should probably get to know her better first right?


thing is, im getting sick of these games you have to play when it comes to girls. i wish there was a way you could just show her that your not some creep, but that your just a nice guy who wants to hang out with you and get to know you better. we're only here on this earth for a short time, and i feel its pointless to just not take chances and be all afraid of girls and things. its just pointless and will get you nowhere. life is all about taking risks, and talking to/meeting girls/guys is no exception. and i do NOT want to have any regrets, like "why didnt i talk to that girl? why was i so scared and nervous? if i JUST said this or that, who knows what could have happened? you gotta take a chance, guy. thats no lie. if it happens, it happens. you'll never know if you never try. but if you like someone enough, yu'll do anything.

[Erzengel]

The original poster's problem is he waited years to finally muster up the courage to talk to her, and then he found out she got remarried.

Unless you ooze confidence, attractiveness,etc., the girl has to warm up to you some other way. Your problem is she works in a lotion store. So you constantly going in there just reeks of ulterior motives because really how much lotion can you buy? Especially scented ones.

Honestly, if you can't go in there the next time and charm the pants off her, I'd recommend you keep your options open.

[Ghostvirus]

The original poster's problem is he waited years to finally muster up the courage to talk to her, and then he found out she got remarried.

Guilty.:csad:

Unless you ooze confidence, attractiveness,etc., the girl has to warm up to you some other way. Your problem is she works in a lotion store. So you constantly going in there just reeks of ulterior motives because really how much lotion can you buy? Especially scented ones.

Plus if you go in there to much. She is going to think you are a chronic masturbator. which will not help you chances.:o

Honestly, if you can't go in there the next time and charm the pants off her, I'd recommend you keep your options open.

Trust me when I say don't wait. Seriously, if you like her get it done. Don't f*** up, & wait to long.

[amazingfantasy15]

Guilty.:csad:

Plus if you go in there to much. She is going to think you are a chronic masturbator. which will not help you chances.:o

Trust me when I say don't wait. Seriously, if you like her get it done. Don't f*** up, & wait to long.

Have you posted in the 2007 regrets thread yet...

[GoogleMe94]

Plus if you go in there to much. She is going to think you are a chronic masturbator. which will not help you chances.:o


wow, do girls today really think this way? thats pretty sick if girls actually think like this. not all guys do that stuff.



Trust me when I say don't wait. Seriously, if you like her get it done. Don't f*** up, & wait to long.


yeah, i kind of agree with you on this, i'll have to give it a shot. hell, for all i know she COULD have a BF, but i'll never know if i dont say something. im just gonna go in there, thank her for helpin me with getting that Christmas gift, and ask her if she ever wants to go out for coffee some time. seems perfectly reasonable way to ask for a date if you ask me....she doesnt strike me as a party girl, but who knows...

[Superman79]

wow, do girls today really think this way? thats pretty sick if girls actually think like this. not all guys do that stuff.

No, they don't all think like that. He was partially kidding. The point is if you hang out there too much it will look creepy. So is this like a Bath and Bodyworks store or what??


yeah, i kind of agree with you on this, i'll have to give it a shot. hell, for all i know she COULD have a BF, but i'll never know if i dont say something. im just gonna go in there, thank her for helpin me with getting that Christmas gift, and ask her if she ever wants to go out for coffee some time. seems perfectly reasonable way to ask for a date if you ask me....she doesnt strike me as a party girl, but who knows...

You have the right idea, but try this, giving her a little "warm-up time".
Go in when she's working next (preferably before Christmas) and (here's where you're gonna have to fib a little), tell her you need help finding another gift for your mom/sister/aunt/best gal friend who is like a sister...etc (if it's after Christmas say its going to be a birthday gift).

Get her to help you, take your time with it (don't be difficult, or douchy, just try and turn it into a 10-20 minute conversation. During this time make friendly banter and by doing so lets her know you're not a creep. When you've 'found' what you're looking for as she's ringing up your purchase tell her how she's fun to talk to/ seems like a lot of fun/ something along that line and you appreciate all her help. Then ask her if she'd like to grab a cup of coffee, hell, you could even do it on a break at the food court and she wouldn't even have to leave the mall.

This makes it non-threatening, and warms her up a bit to you before you actually drop the question. I guarantee it will get a better response from her than just walking in and straight asking her out of the blue. ( She still might not say yes for whatever reason, but at least it'll improve your chances).

[DV8]

No, I didn't. The thing is: I know she'll say yes and I know I can do it when I'm not around her, but when I'm around her, I don't end up asking her. I dunno why that is.

AW!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!! just man and do it man, seriously . . . live a life w/o regrets . . . especially if you know she'll say yes . . .

here's a tip:

when you're around her, small talking and what not, causually ask "so, what are you up to this weekend? wanna go see Alvin or what?" maybe leave the or what part out, but I can almost gaurantee that will work, believe it or not . . .

[DV8]

The original poster's problem is he waited years to finally muster up the courage to talk to her, and then he found out she got remarried.

Unless you ooze confidence, attractiveness,etc., the girl has to warm up to you some other way. Your problem is she works in a lotion store. So you constantly going in there just reeks of ulterior motives because really how much lotion can you buy? Especially scented ones.

Honestly, if you can't go in there the next time and charm the pants off her, I'd recommend you keep your options open.

LMAO!! :up:

[Superman79]

AW!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!! just man and do it man, seriously . . . live a life w/o regrets . . . especially if you know she'll say yes . . .

here's a tip:

when you're around her, small talking and what not, causually ask "so, what are you up to this weekend? wanna go see Alvin or what?" maybe leave the or what part out, but I can almost gaurantee that will work, believe it or not . . .


nonchalance FTW :up: Good call D!

[DV8]

^yes, and let's be honest here, the Alvin movie has already been out a week . . . the window for interest in this 'date' is closing fast . . .

[amazingfantasy15]

^yes, and let's be honest here, the Alvin movie has already been out a week . . . the window for interest in this 'date' is closing fast . . .

And he's in high school so school's done for two weeks, so he probably won't see her, making the movie that much older, gonna have to do the recon to find another movie she's interested in seeing. Too bad he didn't ask might've had a much better chance for the New Year's make out session, instead his hand will be his date....again.

[DV8]

^Lol! yeah, Alvin pry wasn't that hype to begin with, and after being out 3-4 weeks it will pretty much have lost all appeal . . . AVP2 is coming out though :up: (a fry cry from Alvin be it as it may)

[Superman79]

And he's in high school so school's done for two weeks, so he probably won't see her, making the movie that much older, gonna have to do the recon to find another movie she's interested in seeing. Too bad he didn't ask might've had a much better chance for the New Year's make out session, instead his hand will be his date....again.

DAMMIT!!!

That reminds me, I still don't have a date for New Years!! :(
ARGH!! :cmad:

[Superman79]

And he's in high school so school's done for two weeks, so he probably won't see her, making the movie that much older, gonna have to do the recon to find another movie she's interested in seeing. Too bad he didn't ask might've had a much better chance for the New Year's make out session, instead his hand will be his date....again.

Ah, pre-date recon. :D

It's one of the most fun parts of dating: pretending like you're in the CIA :oldrazz:

[amazingfantasy15]

^Lol! yeah, Alvin pry wasn't that hype to begin with, and after being out 3-4 weeks it will pretty much have lost all appeal . . . AVP2 is coming out though :up: (a fry cry from Alvin be it as it may)

Cloverfield would probably be better, AVP2 might be too geeky, Cloverfield will probably have the scenes that make her grab you in fear, but not as geeky a movie.

[Ghostvirus]

Have you posted in the 2007 regrets thread yet...

evidently I don't need to.:o

[GoogleMe94]

No, they don't all think like that. He was partially kidding. The point is if you hang out there too much it will look creepy. So is this like a Bath and Bodyworks store or what??

lol, yep, thats the store.:o




You have the right idea, but try this, giving her a little "warm-up time".
Go in when she's working next (preferably before Christmas) and (here's where you're gonna have to fib a little), tell her you need help finding another gift for your mom/sister/aunt/best gal friend who is like a sister...etc (if it's after Christmas say its going to be a birthday gift).

Get her to help you, take your time with it (don't be difficult, or douchy, just try and turn it into a 10-20 minute conversation. During this time make friendly banter and by doing so lets her know you're not a creep. When you've 'found' what you're looking for as she's ringing up your purchase tell her how she's fun to talk to/ seems like a lot of fun/ something along that line and you appreciate all her help. Then ask her if she'd like to grab a cup of coffee, hell, you could even do it on a break at the food court and she wouldn't even have to leave the mall.

This makes it non-threatening, and warms her up a bit to you before you actually drop the question. I guarantee it will get a better response from her than just walking in and straight asking her out of the blue. ( She still might not say yes for whatever reason, but at least it'll improve your chances).


man, that sounds totally awsome, that sounds tons better then just going up to her and sayin all that, i'll try useing the "warm up time" lol. i did a little something like that last time, but i'll have to give it another try because your idea sounds much better. have you ever been in the same situation?

[Superman79]

man, that sounds totally awsome, that sounds tons better then just going up to her and sayin all that, i'll try useing the "warm up time" lol. i did a little something like that last time, but i'll have to give it another try because your idea sounds much better. have you ever been in the same situation?

On occasion. Though never in a Bath & Bodyworks. Tell you what though, it used to be easier for a guy to go there when they had their mens line (soaps and colognes)...but they stopped. Too bad it was actually some good stuff.

Nothin to it but to do it my friend. Nothing ventured nothing lost. She may say no, she may say yes, but regardless of the answer, at least you won't have to look back and wonder 'what might have been" :up:

Best of luck G-man

[turtlefocker]

I just wanted to wish you luck googleme94

[The Joker_1000]

I just have one question but here's my story: There's this girl that I really like & I may even love but she says she just got out of a really bad relationship & she needs time to recuperate so I'm waiting for her. So, we've been writing letters towards each other for a week & I thought it wasn't going anywhere until a few days ago she wrote me saying that I would make a good boyfriend because I'm respectful & she thinks I'm cute. So, I think she's interested. Is there anything I could do to draw her in quicker because I really like her.

[Erzengel]

Um how old are you and why are you writing letters or do you mean e-mails?

[turtlefocker]

.


If I ever muster up the courage to let my dream girl know I exist, I'll come to you for advice first.

[The Joker_1000]

Um how old are you and why are you writing letters or do you mean e-mails?


Not trying to be rude but does it matter how old I am? And I mean letters as in paper letters, not emails. I just want advice on how to reel this girl in, I actually have strong feelings toward her.

[Erzengel]

Because there is different advice you can give someone given their age.

Giving someone who is in high school, college and out of college, can differ based on the circumstances.

[Superman79]

Because there is different advice you can give someone given their age.

Giving someone who is in high school, college and out of college, can differ based on the circumstances.

True that. :up:

[The Joker_1000]

Okay, I'm 14.

[Gilpesh]

Giving someone who is in high school, college and out of college, can differ based on the circumstances.

Unless it is a "nice guy versus jerk" issue like it sounds like.

[Superman79]

If I ever muster up the courage to let my dream girl know I exist, I'll come to you for advice first.

I'm always around :supes:

Though I am curious as to the background of this dream girl and how you know her...

[Superman79]

Okay, I'm 14.

And you actually write paper letters? I'm actually impressed.

Now it does beg the question: How do you know this girl and what is the situation that you are communicating via letter?

[Erzengel]

Okay, I'm 14.

I'm not trying to be a dick but what kinda of bad relationship can this girl be getting out of? :huh: She's 14?

Honestly, I just find it hard to believe that she was in this turbulent relationship at her age, and needs time to heal.

I know times have changed since I was your age, (sound old) but dating at 14 was pretty much like different person every few months.

Just tell her you like her and if she says no, oh well, move on, trust me, she won't be the end all, be all of girls. And when you look back at 14 you might even laugh at how silly everything was.

[The Joker_1000]

I'm not trying to be a dick but what kinda of bad relationship can this girl be getting out of? :huh: She's 14?

Honestly, I just find it hard to believe that she was in this turbulent relationship at her age, and needs time to heal.

I know times have changed since I was your age, (sound old) but dating at 14 was pretty much like different person every few months.

Just tell her you like her and if she says no, oh well, move on, trust me, she won't be the end all, be all of girls. And when you look back at 14 you might even laugh at how silly everything was.


Well, she's actually 12 going on 13 but I do believe her because she's never actually lied to me before.

Btw, I told her I like her, numerous times & she says that she thinks I'd make a great boyfriend & that when she's ready we'll be going together. I just want to move this along a little quicker.

[The Joker_1000]

And you actually write paper letters? I'm actually impressed.

Now it does beg the question: How do you know this girl and what is the situation that you are communicating via letter?


Well, earlier this year I told my friend I wanted to go with her & he set everything up. Despite her already being in a relationship, she still talked to me on the phone for two hours. Afterwards, we stopped communicating for a while up until last month in which she said she's single & she'll tell me when she's ready for a relationship.

[Superman79]

Well, she's actually 12 going on 13 but I do believe her because she's never actually lied to me before.

Btw, I told her I like her, numerous times & she says that she thinks I'd make a great boyfriend & that when she's ready we'll be going together. I just want to move this along a little quicker.

ACK!! :wow:

Sorry, no offense, as an old guy that just seems so young. Frankly, I'm with Erz, just tell her you like her.
"You know, I think you're awesome/great/amazing. And frankly, I think you would make a great girlfriend, and since you seem to thinkt he same about me, why don't we give it a shot?"

Thats the best I can come up with, and I will tell you, again nothing personal, but if I were her dad (especially after this Jamie Lynn Spears thing) I wouldn't let her date until she was 25.

[Erzengel]

Which makes things even worse. I think I was still playing with toys at 12. I'm not belittling hers or your feelings but I'm willing to bet she knows jack about love and relationships outside what she sees in movies.

Honestly, I wouldn't let her date anyone if I was her father. And I don't think I should be giving advice on how to get a 12/13 year old to be your girlfriend.

[Superman79]

Well, earlier this year I told my friend I wanted to go with her & he set everything up. Despite her already being in a relationship, she still talked to me on the phone for two hours. Afterwards, we stopped communicating for a while up until last month in which she said she's single & she'll tell me when she's ready for a relationship.

Hmm...interesting. Yeah I'm gonna stick to the original diagnosis...tell her, and if it flies great, if it sinks, then move on my friend...you ahve many years and MANY MANY more women ahead of you :up:

and one caveat here: NO SEX UNTIL YOU ARE AT LEAST 18

[The Joker_1000]

I know, I've already told her & she said that she'll be sure to tell me when she's ready but I'm guessing that's all that I can do for now.

As for sex, if it happens before I'm 18 it happens.

[Superman79]

I know, I've already told her & she said that she'll be sure to tell me when she's ready but I'm guessing that's all that I can do for now.

As for sex, if it happens before I'm 18 it happens.

Fair enough. But one bit of advice about the sex thing...try to hold off if you can, it REALLY complicates things and for some reason the complications are worse before you hit the ole 1-8.

Just a friendly word of advice from an old guy.

[The Joker_1000]

ACK!! :wow:

Sorry, no offense, as an old guy that just seems so young. Frankly, I'm with Erz, just tell her you like her.
"You know, I think you're awesome/great/amazing. And frankly, I think you would make a great girlfriend, and since you seem to thinkt he same about me, why don't we give it a shot?"

Thats the best I can come up with, and I will tell you, again nothing personal, but if I were her dad (especially after this Jamie Lynn Spears thing) I wouldn't let her date until she was 25.


Trust me, I don't plan on even trying to have any kids anytime soon. If I do try sex, I'll be extra careful, I don't need to have any kids at this age.

[Untilteld]

Teens, these days.

[Ash J. Williams]

AW!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!! just man and do it man, seriously . . . live a life w/o regrets . . . especially if you know she'll say yes . . .

here's a tip:

when you're around her, small talking and what not, causually ask "so, what are you up to this weekend? wanna go see Alvin or what?" maybe leave the or what part out, but I can almost gaurantee that will work, believe it or not . . .
Ok, sounds good.

[The Joker_1000]

Yeah, the whole thing about girls is to rack up as many as you can while you're young so when someone asks you 50 years from now you can be like "Yeah, I have no regrets & I did everything I wanted to do in life."

[GoogleMe94]

ACK!! :wow:

Sorry, no offense, as an old guy that just seems so young. Frankly, I'm with Erz, just tell her you like her.
"You know, I think you're awesome/great/amazing. And frankly, I think you would make a great girlfriend, and since you seem to thinkt he same about me, why don't we give it a shot?"

Thats the best I can come up with, and I will tell you, again nothing personal, but if I were her dad (especially after this Jamie Lynn Spears thing) I wouldn't let her date until she was 25.


what happened to "warm up time", lol!!

also, what happened with jamie lynn spears?:huh:

[GoogleMe94]

I just wanted to wish you luck googleme94

thanks man! i can sure use it. i probably will make it happen sometime after the holidays. trick is to always expect the worst. do it with girls, do it with movies, just so that your not too disapointed if it does turn sour. but thats common advice i think.

[GoogleMe94]

Yeah, the whole thing about girls is to rack up as many as you can while you're young so when someone asks you 50 years from now you can be like "Yeah, I have no regrets & I did everything I wanted to do in life."

hey we're not all jack nicholson, lol.:o also, the thing about me is that i have a hard time dateing a girl that i have no connection with. i mean, i was talkin to this REAL cute girl in this watch shop, and i was thinking, typically, any guy would probably want to date this girl because she is pretty cute and has a nice shape and all that, but for some reason i just didnt see myself dateing her. this happens alot with me. i'll see a cute girl, i'll talk with her, i can tell shes probably a little into me, but then i will think, naaah shes just not my type. dont know what it is, shes not terrible looking, but something just doesnt click with me. i have to fall head over heals with a girl for me to want to date her, i cant just date anyone. i remember not to long ago i fell head over heell for this girl at my old job, GORGEUS looking girl, looked a little californian actually, but she wasnt lol. i tried to to talk to her, make small talk, but then the dreaded my BF this and BF that" happened and i was just like, SHE HAS A BF, AAAAH!! but near the end of my stay at that job, i still went up to her, love struck, gave her my number and said if she ever wanted to talk cuz she seems really cool, and that was that. she never called, not surprisingly, probably still with some moron i am so jealous of, but still, i REALLY liked her. too bad, too bad. same seems to be happening with this girl at the lotion place. hopefully i'll fare better.

[Superman79]

what happened to "warm up time", lol!!

also, what happened with jamie lynn spears?:huh:

Different situation...YOU stick to warm up time.

As for JLS...she got knocked up at age 16 by a 19 year old...not cool.

[Superman79]

thanks man! i can sure use it. i probably will make it happen sometime after the holidays. trick is to always expect the worst. do it with girls, do it with movies, just so that your not too disapointed if it does turn sour. but thats common advice i think.

Dude no!!

GO in expecting nothing. Not good, but not bad either. If you go in expecting the worst, it comes out in your tone and demeanor and girls can sense that.
Go in confident, go in thinking you are worth this girl, and go in thinking, if it works out great, if it doesn't fine, there are plenty of other girls out there.

NO NEGATIVE THOUGHTS! It'll hamstring you.

[The Joker_1000]

I understand what you mean & I wouldn't date just any girl either but I mean that for every female that you think you're attracted to, whether she be cute or not, go after her. You'll never know what could've happened unless you try. That's what life's all about, learning. From the day you're born to the day you die, you're always going to be learning & experiencing different things. That's why if I have the slighest attraction to a girl I try it out & if she says something dumb, I don't sweat it because it just means that she wasn't the right girl.

[[Post was directed at GoogleMe94]]

[Superman79]

Yeah, the whole thing about girls is to rack up as many as you can while you're young so when someone asks you 50 years from now you can be like "Yeah, I have no regrets & I did everything I wanted to do in life."

Not quite friend.

The key is to pursue a possible avenue so you don't regret it. You may end up dating 3 girls before you meet 'the one' or you may date 13...the thing is that you don't let an opportunity pass you by. If you're interested in a girl, give it a shot...but it's not about 'racking them up'. You know what I'm saying??

[Superman79]

I understand what you mean & I wouldn't date just any girl either but I mean that for every female that you think you're attracted to, whether she be cute or not, go after her. You'll never know what could've happened unless you try. That's what life's all about, learning. From the day you're born to the day you die, you're always going to be learning & experiencing different things. That's why if I have the slighest attraction to a girl I try it out & if she says something dumb, I don't sweat it because it just means that she wasn't the right girl.

[[Post was directed at GoogleMe94]]

Now that was a very well thought out point. And yes, the point IS to try, because while a girl may be perfect on the outside, you've gotta get to know the inside if you're gonna know if she's a keeper.

As the ladies say "you gotta kiss a lot of frogs". :D

[The Joker_1000]

Dude no!!

GO in expecting nothing. Not good, but not bad either. If you go in expecting the worst, it comes out in your tone and demeanor and girls can sense that.
Go in confident, go in thinking you are worth this girl, and go in thinking, if it works out great, if it doesn't fine, there are plenty of other girls out there.

NO NEGATIVE THOUGHTS! It'll hamstring you.


It's okay to have one bad thought here & there but I agree, go in with no inhibitions. Hell, even if you're going in with no inhibitions but you feel nervous, go with writing a note. In my mind the trick is to talk to the girl & tease her & make her want the note. If she keeps begging for the note, it means she'll more than likely say yes.

Btw, who here has dealt with girls that play hard to get & pretend to not like you when they do. I hate girls like that. :o

[The Joker_1000]

Not quite friend.

The key is to pursue a possible avenue so you don't regret it. You may end up dating 3 girls before you meet 'the one' or you may date 13...the thing is that you don't let an opportunity pass you by. If you're interested in a girl, give it a shot...but it's not about 'racking them up'. You know what I'm saying??


By racking them up I meant that you should start trying to date EVERY SINGLE GIRL YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. In no way did I mean you should go around dating any or every girl, that's what I don't do & my best friend knows this which is why if I'm like: "I think I like her.", he might tell me something like: "Leave her alone, she's not your type."

[The Joker_1000]

Now that was a very well thought out point. And yes, the point IS to try, because while a girl may be perfect on the outside, you've gotta get to know the inside if you're gonna know if she's a keeper.

As the ladies say "you gotta kiss a lot of frogs". :D

I've only had one real relationship which lasted about 11 months before she decided to cheat on me. I got over it about one or two weeks later but that was my first real breakout. I was warned that it would happen by EVERYBODY but I didn't listen.

[GoogleMe94]

Different situation...YOU stick to warm up time.

LOL i was just joking.:oldrazz:

As for JLS...she got knocked up at age 16 by a 19 year old...not cool.

WHOA, really? holy crap! that is insane!!! im surprised i havent heard of this, shes not pregnant is she? lol, that is crazy!!!:wow:

[GoogleMe94]

It's okay to have one bad thought here & there but I agree, go in with no inhibitions. Hell, even if you're going in with no inhibitions but you feel nervous, go with writing a note. In my mind the trick is to talk to the girl & tease her & make her want the note. If she keeps begging for the note, it means she'll more than likely say yes.




what note? im not sure what you mean.

[Scarlet spidey]

Well, she's actually 12 going on 13 but I do believe her because she's never actually lied to me before.

Btw, I told her I like her, numerous times & she says that she thinks I'd make a great boyfriend & that when she's ready we'll be going together. I just want to move this along a little quicker.

The best advice I could give you with this relationship, and any other relationship is to be patient. Don't rush things, don't push, just wait.

[GoogleMe94]

The best advice I could give you with this relationship, and any other relationship is to be patient. Don't rush things, don't push, just wait.

agreed, if you see theres something brewing, that IS a good sign, but take it calmly, and slowly from hear on out. just eeeease up on her, but dont rush it, especially if you are sure she likes you. if she really does, eventually it will happen.

[Superman79]

what note? im not sure what you mean.


Don't worry about notes...it doesn't apply in this situation.

Just warm her up, charm her, and follow the plan.
Be confident, be yourself, and remember regardless of what happens you've got nothing to lose :up: Best of Luck

[aaron]

charm :/

[The Joker_1000]

The best advice I could give you with this relationship, and any other relationship is to be patient. Don't rush things, don't push, just wait.


Well, in the meantime would it be safe for me to date other people until she's ready?

[aaron]

just make sure she doesnt find out ;)

[The Joker_1000]

Doesn't matter if she does, she told me I could talk to her about anything, including girls so I can still go with other girls. :woot:

[CrypticOne]

Alright, I'm back. Just wondering, when you kiss a girl, do guys make the first move? Do I go in and then if she wants to kiss, she'll meet me half-way? I've seen Hitch and all, its just thats a movie. You guys are people, so when I'm in doubt, I come here, to ask my fellow Hypsters.

[Ash J. Williams]

When I ask her out, should I do it with people around or...in private?

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

It depends on which of you is better looking.

[Ash J. Williams]

I guess she is.

[The Joker_1000]

Do it in private, that way if she freaks out no one is there & you can deny it later if she tells a lot of people in an attempt to make fun of you.

[Erzengel]

Alright, I'm back. Just wondering, when you kiss a girl, do guys make the first move? Do I go in and then if she wants to kiss, she'll meet me half-way? I've seen Hitch and all, its just thats a movie. You guys are people, so when I'm in doubt, I come here, to ask my fellow Hypsters.

1. Don't base anything on something you saw in a movie.

2. Guys don't always make the first move, but it's more common. Watch the signals, and just go for it.

[Erzengel]

When I ask her out, should I do it with people around or...in private?
Just excuse yourself, even say hey, can I talk to you over there for a second?

[The Joker_1000]

So, should I try dating another girl while I'm waiting on this one girl or not?

[Erzengel]

You're 14 and a Freshman in High School, she just turned 13 so I'm guessing she just made it into the 7th grade? Yeah date someone in high school.

[ShadowBoxing]

By racking them up I meant that you should start trying to date EVERY SINGLE GIRL YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. In no way did I mean you should go around dating any or every girl, that's what I don't do & my best friend knows this which is why if I'm like: "I think I like her.", he might tell me something like: "Leave her alone, she's not your type."
You're looking at this like a game. That road is ultimately unfulfilling because what does "interested" mean anyways. I'm technically interested in any girl that meets my minimum standards of physical attraction, doesn't mean I feel every one of them is worthy of more than my time of day. You should date people who you feel you're compatible with, and those you feel you can share a connection with.

Also, stop trying to rush things. Many people never fall in love once, you should feel lucky to have one or two girlfriends let alone ten or twenty.

[Jack Rabbit]

Alright, I'm back. Just wondering, when you kiss a girl, do guys make the first move? Do I go in and then if she wants to kiss, she'll meet me half-way? I've seen Hitch and all, its just thats a movie. You guys are people, so when I'm in doubt, I come here, to ask my fellow Hypsters.

Foolproof.:up:

[The Joker_1000]

You're 14 and a Freshman in High School, she just turned 13 so I'm guessing she just made it into the 7th grade? Yeah date someone in high school.


We both go to the same school. I'm in eight & she's in seventh. I'm not in high school yet, my birthday was yesterday.

[Superman79]

Foolproof.:up:

LOL!!! :woot:

[The Amazing Lee]

My advice about relationships...Don't have them. They'll **** with your head, make you emotionally tired, emotionally worn out and when it's finally time to throw in the towel and become single again...you'll realise that you don't wanna be single either.

I say forget about all your troubles and just go with the flow, if a relationship was meant to happen it will flow smoothly and you won't have to think too much about it.

My main advice is...don't love. :o

[Symbiotic]

My advice about relationships...Don't have them. They'll **** with your head, make you emotionally tired, emotionally worn out and when it's finally time to throw in the towel and become single again...you'll realise that you don't wanna be single either.

I say forget about all your troubles and just go with the flow, if a relationship was meant to happen it will flow smoothly and you won't have to think too much about it.

My main advice is...don't love. :oOh Lee.:csad:

[The Amazing Lee]

Haha, what have I done wrong? :confused:

[Bishop]

We both go to the same school. I'm in eight & she's in seventh. I'm not in high school yet, my birthday was yesterday.


jesus, i thought i was young.


you've got plenty of time to do whatever it is you wanna do, i wouldn't rush into anything

[GoldenAgeHero]

middle schoolers are never sure of anything, especially in relationships. just go have funw ith your friends and do some crazy ****.

[Ghostvirus]

Since you are still in school. Go out & rent this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092718/) movie. Everything will become clearier.:cwink:

[tzarinna]

Mmmm, pre-McSteamy. :heart: :meow: :up:

[The Joker_1000]

jesus, i thought i was young.


you've got plenty of time to do whatever it is you wanna do, i wouldn't rush into anything


I'm not rushing, but I am going to try talking to other girls in the meantime.

[bullets]

Hey at least you walked away. I usually freeze, & stay there not saying anything until they leave. Thats where the presumed arrogance comes into play. When in reality I am losing my sh**, can't move, or speak. It really pisses me off!


there was this girl i had a crush on at a cvs. i would see her routinely because i would have to stop there on my route. everytime we talked i thought we were hitting it off well . i didnt have to deal with her all the time but she would always make a point to say hi or even stop me for a little conversation on my way out the door.
i always wanted to ask her out but could never muster the courage and could be fired if it turned out not so well , which either way im sure she would of been cool about it .
one of my friends from work , without my asking ( he knew the whole story and had seen in ) took it upon himself to ask her out for me , she said he is nice but i have boyfriend . well hell this girl was gorgeous and i would consider myself out of her league but something told me i might have a chance.
anyway , my not asking her might have looke dbad on my part , idk but you can't go through life not knowing
if you ask her out and she says no , it will be weird at first but if you act cool about it that weirdness will go away .
also the girl i liked got transfered as part of a promotion the next week.

[Ghostvirus]

there was this girl i had a crush on at a cvs. i would see her routinely because i would have to stop there on my route. everytime we talked i thought we were hitting it off well . i didnt have to deal with her all the time but she would always make a point to say hi or even stop me for a little conversation on my way out the door.
i always wanted to ask her out but could never muster the courage and could be fired if it turned out not so well , which either way im sure she would of been cool about it .
one of my friends from work , without my asking ( he knew the whole story and had seen in ) took it upon himself to ask her out for me , she said he is nice but i have boyfriend . well hell this girl was gorgeous and i would consider myself out of her league but something told me i might have a chance.
anyway , my not asking her might have looke dbad on my part , idk but you can't go through life not knowing
if you ask her out and she says no , it will be weird at first but if you act cool about it that weirdness will go away .
also the girl i liked got transfered as part of a promotion the next week.

While I enjoyed your story, & I appreciate your advice. That was a hundred some pages ago. I have changed since then, & I also now know that she is married.

[Ash J. Williams]

Just excuse yourself, even say hey, can I talk to you over there for a second?
Yeah, that's what I was thinkin'.

[Harlekin]

We both go to the same school. I'm in eight & she's in seventh. I'm not in high school yet, my birthday was yesterday.
A) Congrats
B) Wha?

14-year old giving love advice? Not the best damn thing.

[Dangerous]

'All women are whores.' -Dave Navarro.

My advice would be, find out as much about a wench as you can before you make em your girl.
If they are a ****, by all means bang their faces off, but be sure not to date em.

[tzarinna]

"All men are ****s"- tzarinna

[Eggyman]

"All men are ****s"- tzarinna

http://bestsmileys.com/waving/1.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/flasher/1.gif

[tzarinna]

I got my eye on you. :p

[Eggyman]

I got my eye on you. :p


http://bestsmileys.com/eyes/1.gif

Better make it two :D

[tzarinna]

Crafty. :woot:

[terry78]

Why overcomplicate it? Just make a girl orgasm at least once, and you pretty much got her on lockdown...she ain't going anywhere else, and if she was a shrew before, that persona is gone. Of course, having the ability to make her get to that point is a whole different story. :o

[Erzengel]

Somebody was watching Eddie Murphy Raw recently.

[terry78]

Eddie was the master once.

[The Joker_1000]

'All women are whores.' -Dave Navarro.

My advice would be, find out as much about a wench as you can before you make em your girl.
If they are a ****, by all means bang their faces off, but be sure not to date em.


That's great advice. :whatever:

[mystic gohan]

Why overcomplicate it? Just make a girl orgasm at least once, and you pretty much got her on lockdown...she ain't going anywhere else, and if she was a shrew before, that persona is gone. Of course, having the ability to make her get to that point is a whole different story. :olmao dude you can tell your such a player, awesome advice :up:

[DV8]

lmao dude you can tell your such a player, awesome advice :up:

Lolz! I don't think Terry is Eddie Murphy Raw player status quite yet . . .

[Climperoonie]

I need help from you guys, you see, there's this girl who I was going out with for nearly a year, and we split up, but now I'm really starting to miss her, and want to ask her out again but I'm not brave enough :csad:. Luckily, my cousin's friend is also the girl's best friend, and she lives next door to my Nanna and Grandpa, so when I go round there on Boxing day me, my cousin and her friend usually hang out, so I could ask about the girl I'm into's relationship status then, but what do you guys think I should do? :csad:

[tzarinna]

It's the holidays, you're feeling lonely. Wait until after the celebrations and see if you still feel the same.

[Climperoonie]

It's the holidays, you're feeling lonely. Wait until after the celebrations and see if you still feel the same.
Yeah, I suppose. Thing is, she's like my female double. We have the same colour hair, wear the same glasses, both love Doctor Who.....

[Castlewood]

Well, my friend, two things:

1. Don't let anything stay bottled up inside you, because it can kill you. Not literally... but there's always more room out than there is in. If you REALLY want her back, just TELL HER. Why wait? Life is waaaay too short. Don't let anything stop you from getting what YOU want.

2. Be prepared to be made fun of on here. There are ALOT of immature people on these boards, and these types of threads are prime targets for ridicule by 14 year-old boys who can't get girlfriends, and so they make themselves feel better by bashing people like you. Maybe it's because of the depressing size of their penises, or maybe it's because they spend too much of their time on super-hero fansites, when most of the other people on these boards have outside lives, with jobs, girlfriends, wives, and kids... while they are all alone up in their bedroom with nothing to do but make fun of people on the internet, while drooling over pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Pay special attention to #1... but don't forget #2. :word:

[Eggyman]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=273938

There's the thread you were looking for :)

Anyway, this is hard to judge. We need details, DETAILS (nothing to descriptive :dry:). Why did you guys break up? How long ago did you split? Was it amicable? Do you have any pictures? PM me with them ;) j/k

:cwink: :yay:

[Speedball]

Wait...how old are you?

[Climperoonie]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=273938

There's the thread you were looking for :)

Anyway, this is hard to judge. We need details, DETAILS (nothing to descriptive :dry:). Why did you guys break up? How long ago did you split? Was it amicable? Do you have any pictures? PM me with them ;) j/k

:cwink: :yay:
Well, I think it was sorta my fault we split up, y'see, we have a bastard for a headmaster who thinks it is fun to set a big test before we split up. So, me being the geek I am, I spent most of the time studying for the test. A rift formed and it just wasn't really working, so we split. :csad:.
@ Castlewood, thanks for the ideas. I wonder if I have more of a chance if I ask her myself, because most boys at my school get their friends to do it for them, and I may look braver if I do it myself.

[Duende Verde]

Yeah, I suppose. Thing is, she's like my female double. We have the same colour hair, wear the same glasses, both love Doctor Who.....

Dress in drag in front of a mirror and tell yourself how much you love you.

[Eggyman]

Well, I think it was sorta my fault we split up, y'see, we have a bastard for a headmaster who thinks it is fun to set a big test before we split up. So, me being the geek I am, I spent most of the time studying for the test. A rift formed and it just wasn't really working, so we split. :csad:.
@ Castlewood, thanks for the ideas. I wonder if I have more of a chance if I ask her myself, because most boys at my school get their friends to do it for them, and I may look braver if I do it myself.

Yeh, it's always best to do it yourself :hehe: Seriously though, it is.

[Eggyman]

Dress in drag in front of a mirror and tell yourself how much you love you.


:applaud:lmao:

[Climperoonie]

Dress in drag in front of a mirror and tell yourself how much you love you.
Yeah, just go and take the p!ss outta me when I'm not very happy.....
Yeh, it's always best to do it yourself :hehe: Seriously though, it is.
Okay, I'll give it a shot when school starts again.

[Orko Is King]

Ask her out. The worst she can do is say no.

[Climperoonie]

Ask her out. The worst she can do is say no.
Yeah, my plan is to go up to her and say "Hey, y'know, I'm really sorry I screwed up and didn't pay enough attention to you, how 'bout we give it another shot?".

[Symbiotic]

Well, I think it was sorta my fault we split up, y'see, we have a bastard for a headmaster who thinks it is fun to set a big test before we split up. So, me being the geek I am, I spent most of the time studying for the test. A rift formed and it just wasn't really working, so we split. :csad:.
@ Castlewood, thanks for the ideas. I wonder if I have more of a chance if I ask her myself, because most boys at my school get their friends to do it for them, and I may look braver if I do it myself.So you studied for a test instead of hanging out with your gf.

[Climperoonie]

So you studied for a test instead of hanging out with your gf.
I have really really bad case of Geekitis......

[Symbiotic]

I have really really bad case of Geekitis......Well at least you can try to turn it around. I say ask her again.:up:

[Moviefan2k4]

Don't let anything stay bottled up inside you, because it can kill you. Not literally... but there's always more room out than there is in. If you REALLY want her back, just TELL HER. Why wait? Life is waaaay too short. Don't let anything stop you from getting what YOU want.I'd actually recommend severe caution regarding the bold section. It's good to chase your dreams; just make sure she feels the same way, and be prepared if she doesn't. I tried to restart an old relationship 2 years ago, and it didn't work out. I was crushed, because I tried to force my own feelings onto her, and she didn't know how toaccept them. I sincerely pray your result are different. If you honestly feel led to chase after her, then more power to ya...but don't let your heart blind you. God Bless!

[C. Lee]

It's the holidays, you're feeling lonely. Wait until after the celebrations and see if you still feel the same.

That's good advice.......:yay:

[Climperoonie]

Thanks loads guys, you helped me build my self-esteem up enough to ask her out again...

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah, I suppose. Thing is, she's like my female double. We have the same colour hair, wear the same glasses, both love Doctor Who........both lack testicles. :o

[C. Lee]

...both lack testicles. :o

Now now Willy.....you can't speak for her until you check....:hehe:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I would like to delegate that job to one of the interns.

[Eggyman]

...both lack testicles. :o

Now now Willy.....you can't speak for her until you check....:hehe:

Ha! :woot::grin::woot:

[Climperoonie]

...both lack testicles. :o
Excuse me, just because you are not speaking to my face, it does not mean I no longer have feelings, jerk.

[knowsbleed]

Yeah, I suppose. Thing is, she's like my female double. We have the same colour hair, wear the same glasses, both love Doctor Who.....

Dude...you're probably related.



sick ****er. :cmad:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Excuse me, just because you are not speaking to my face, it does not mean I no longer have feelings, jerk.You should not take words typed by strangers on the internet so seriously.
That had everything to do with how perfectly you set up the joke and nothing to do with any real knowledge of you as a person as I don't know you from Commander Adama.

[AllThingsComic]

off the subject, but something I always wanted to know, What the heck is Boxing day?

[Climperoonie]

Could a mod please delete this thread as now it is full of people who do not really care about the feelings of a fourteen year old.....

[Eggyman]

off the subject, but something I always wanted to know, What the heck is Boxing day?

It's where you put all the **** presents you got back into their respective boxes and then take them back to the shop. :cwink:

[Wilhelm-Scream]

off the subject, but something I always wanted to know, What the heck is Boxing day?
You missed that episode of M.A.S.H. ?! :(

[AllThingsComic]

lol, I did, but I just searched it on the net, got it now.

[knowsbleed]

Could a mod please delete this thread as now it is full of people who do not really care about the feelings of a fourteen year old.....

awww...

seriously...

awww...

[Speedball]

Yeah...You've got plenty of years to fall in love and find another girl.
I tried to do what you did a few years back, and it back fired on me big time.

[Castlewood]

see, Climperoonie... these were the guys I was talking about before... the ones with the small penises.

[Speedball]

see, Climperoonie... these were the guys I was talking about before... the ones with the small penises.
alright...
WhoTF are you?!

[The Joker_1000]

Yeah, I doubt that too.

[terry78]

Yeah, I doubt that too.

Nobody asked you, big guy. :o

[JoeCat]

Since you are still in school. Go out & rent this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092718/) movie. Everything will become clearier.:cwink:

Then rent this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/

[GoogleMe94]

Then rent this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/


LMAO!!!!!!!!!! thats horrible!!

[Ghostvirus]

Then rent this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/

Way to bring the fun down buzz McKillerton.:dry::ninja:

[JoeCat]

haha.

It will generate it's own buzz.

[Superman79]

wow...clearly I stepped a away for too long...

[Metamorpho1977]

Yeah, my plan is to go up to her and say "Hey, y'know, I'm really sorry I screwed up and didn't pay enough attention to you, how 'bout we give it another shot?".

You know, honesty is really the best policy. It's not just a cliche. You want another shot, tell her you screwed up.

[AndThePickles]

You're 14..you have SO many years for dating ahead of you! Honestly, it's not usually a good idea to try to "get back together" with someone. Try finding a new dating interest and enjoy getting to date a variety of people :up:

[The Senator]

You're 14..you have SO many years for dating ahead of you! Honestly, it's not usually a good idea to try to "get back together" with someone. Try finding a new dating interest and enjoy getting to date a variety of people :up:

****ing gospel right there.

Never, ever try to get back together with someone. If it didn't work the first time, then chances are it won't work the second time. And since you are fourteen, you oughtta wait it out. It will suck horrendously, but guess what? Getting back together and having it fall apart a second time will suck a thousand times more than it does now.

[AlteredEgo]

Yeah...You've got plenty of years to fall in love and find another girl.
I tried to do what you did a few years back, and it back fired on me big time.
i concur wid dat holmes. seriously, you take life too seriously at that age and youre gonna have greys by 18. take what life teaches you and use it in the future.

[AlteredEgo]

****ing gospel right there.

Never, ever try to get back together with someone. If it didn't work the first time, then chances are it won't work the second time. And since you are fourteen, you oughtta wait it out. It will suck horrendously, but guess what? Getting back together and having it fall apart a second time will suck a thousand times more than it does now.
again agreed. ive known so many people in my life that get back together with their other because its what theyre comfortable with, its what they're used to. of course thats not the way they rationalize it to themselves, but more often then not, thats the reasoning behind it. experience as much life as you can kiddo dont get stuck in a rut at 14.

[Erzengel]

Could a mod please delete this thread as now it is full of people who do not really care about the feelings of a fourteen year old.....
I care. :yay:

For the record, do you like her, like her? Or just like her?

:huh:

[Erzengel]

5 more days.

C'mon GR87, don't let us down.

[DV8]

You're 14..you have SO many years for dating ahead of you! Honestly, it's not usually a good idea to try to "get back together" with someone. Try finding a new dating interest and enjoy getting to date a variety of people :up:

Climpernoonie, Pickles is right . . . there are so many fish in the sea, as cliche as that may sound, that you have to keep moving forward . . .

I would never consider getting back w/ an ex under any circumstance because it's kind of like a been there/done that scenario . . . and it's taking a step backwards . . . also, like Tzarinna said; see if you feel better after the holidays . . .

you're feeling a little lonley and the easiest, most accessible thing to do is to want to revert back to something familiar and comfortable . . . don't do that; be more adventurous . . . that will make you feel even better than before :up:

[DV8]

Then rent this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113540/

LOVE that movie :up: as depressing and vulgar as it is . . .

"Buttascotch yo!" :D

speaking of movies that provide insight into being a pimp, and I'm dead serious here: http://imdb.com/title/tt0234853/

watch it. love it. live it.

[Superman79]

Climpernoonie, Pickles is right . . . there are so many fish in the sea, as cliche as that may sound, that you have to keep moving forward . . .

I would never consider getting back w/ an ex under any circumstance because it's kind of like a been there/done that scenario . . . and it's taking a step backwards . . . also, like Tzarinna said; see if you feel better after the holidays . . .

you're feeling a little lonley and the easiest, most accessible thing to do is to want to revert back to something familiar and comfortable . . . don't do that; be more adventurous . . . that will make you feel even better than before :up:

DV8 hit it right on the head Climp. And really, its not that we don't care about the feelings of a 14 year old, it's just that (as we are all relative 'old balls') we know that while you feel these relationships you are having now are the end all be all, they in fact are not, and your relationship opportunities, as well as what you look for in a relationship are going to morph and change hundreds of times in the next 10+ years (and likely beyond if your like the rest of humanity).

Basically, what we are trying to say is that you need to enjoy this time you have while you're relatively young and just be a kid (no belittling intended by saying that). You'll have plenty of time to worry about wooing and meeting the perfect girl as you get older and hit high school and college where you'll meet a wider array of females, and have more dating opportunities. That and believe it or not, one day your relationships will be so complicated, you'll long for these days when you didn't have to worry so much about dating...trust me.

In short: Go live and enjoy your life, hang out with your buddies, cause some trouble (nothing illegal though please) and don't worry so much about relationships right now, they'll happen when they happen. :up:

[Erzengel]

DV8 hit it right on the head Climp. And really, its not that we don't care about the feelings of a 14 year old, it's just that (as we are all relative 'old balls') we know that while you feel these relationships you are having now are the end all be all, they in fact are not, and your relationship opportunities, as well as what you look for in a relationship are going to morph and change hundreds of times in the next 10+ years (and likely beyond if your like the rest of humanity).

Basically, what we are trying to say is that you need to enjoy this time you have while you're relatively young and just be a kid (no belittling intended by saying that). You'll have plenty of time to worry about wooing and meeting the perfect girl as you get older and hit high school and college where you'll meet a wider array of females, and have more dating opportunities. That and believe it or not, one day your relationships will be so complicated, you'll long for these days when you didn't have to worry so much about dating...trust me.

In short: Go live and enjoy your life, hang out with your buddies, cause some trouble (nothing illegal though please) and don't worry so much about relationships right now, they'll happen when they happen. :up:
Now say this to yourself minus the high school, college part. :o

[Superman79]

Now say this to yourself minus the high school, college part. :o


Pardon??? I have plenty of dates, and rarely complain about women (aside from that one drunken post).

I feel slighted. :(

[Erzengel]

One drunken post? :csad:

[Superman79]

One drunken post? :csad:

Maybe two?? :csad:

[Erzengel]

S79, once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. :up:

[Superman79]

S79, once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates. :up:

I've had plenty of dates, and plenty of relationships...my only problem is finding a woman I wanna keep for more than a month...that or one that's not completely bat-s**t crazy. :o

[Erzengel]

Yes I remember Georgina Glass.

[Superman79]

So how about you Erz...how long you and Ms. Erz been together? I've always wondered.

[Erzengel]

Over six years. :)

[Superman79]

holy crap. I'm impressed. so have you given her "finger cancer" yet? (as my med-school buddy put it)

[Erzengel]

Not yet. She and I aren't in a rush.

[DV8]

hahaha . . . . finger cancer? I don't think I even want to know . . .

[DV8]

ahh . . . finger cancer . . . I see

don't rush it, Erz . . . and I'm sure you're the last person I have to tell this to, but people get married for all the wrong reasons these days . . . as John Legend would say, "take it slooooowoah, sloooowoahwoahwoah" :D

[Superman79]

hahaha . . . . finger cancer? I don't think I even want to know . . .

No...not like that...you know, the shiny expensive kind... :woot:

Not yet. She and I aren't in a rush.

Good call.

[Superman79]

ahh . . . finger cancer . . . I see

Yeah, its more based from a single guys persepctive. You see a good looking gal walking down the street, then see the glimmer on her left hand, and you're like "dammit! finger cancer!"... :oldrazz:

[The Joker_1000]

Okay.....

What's new?

[Varient]

Train her to hug with her legs. :huh:

Sigh.

And I've been out of the gutter for most of the holiday season too.


TSK.

[Varient]

I could use some relationship advice....

Everything is going perfectly, we're desperately in love, we've got our future all planned out, my wife is beautiful, our new home is amazing, her parents love me...

What am I doing wrong?


LOL

My first laugh in this thread.

Thank You.

[Varient]

I would have asked for a ruler, & dropped trow.:o




Just kidding I would have freaked out, & ran away.

Nah.
(chuckle)

I would've warned her that I don't want to hear any mess about it being "too big".

[Varient]

Nothing but gums...now how would that feel? :p

the same as having her cover her teeth with Gummy worms,...............

V.

[Superman79]

the same as having her cover her teeth with Gummy worms,...............

V.

meh, you just need some of that dental molding putty...covers em right up :D

[Varient]

meh, you just need some of that dental molding putty...covers em right up :D

Gummies are cheaper,.... but I get you.:oldrazz:

[Ghostrider87]

So I asked Brandy who I have known for 2 years 2 questions I really wanted to ask her. I got the exact answers of what I thought she would say. The first was what does she think of me? She said she thinks I am a nice guy the other does she think highly of me and she said yes. She asked me the same question and I said yes.

[ShadowBoxing]

So I asked Brandy who I have known for 2 years 2 questions I really wanted to ask her. I got the exact answers of what I thought she would say. The first was what does she think of me? She said she thinks I am a nice guy the other does she think highly of me and she said yes. She asked me the same question and I said yes.
Okay great, so when are you going to ask her out?

[Ghostrider87]

Okay great, so when are you going to ask her out?

I am not going to ask her out.

[ShadowBoxing]

I am not going to ask her out.
Why not? You seem to indicate you're interested in this girl, no?

[Erzengel]

Then what was the 2nd question? :huh:

[ShadowBoxing]

Then what was the 2nd question? :huh:
It was "does [she] think highly of [Ghostrider87]?". So, yeah, basically the same question :o

[Badger]

Then what was the 2nd question? :huh:

If she thinks highly of him.

[Erzengel]

Okay, so wild stab in the dark? If you aren't going to ask her out, why even mention this story in the relationship thread?

[Ghostrider87]

Why not? You seem to indicate you're interested in this girl, no?

Because she got back with her fiance.

[Erzengel]

And is Brandy some girl who works somewhere that you just frequent? Like a store, supermarket or restaurant?

[ShadowBoxing]

Because she got back with her fiance.
Oh, well. There you go. So, why'd you even bother asking those questions of her?

[Ghostrider87]

Okay, so wild stab in the dark? If you aren't going to ask her out, why even mention this story in the relationship thread?

It's because this isn't narrowed on partners, asking people out, but friends also would be included in relationship thread.

[ShadowBoxing]

And is Brandy some girl who works somewhere that you just frequent? Like a store, supermarket or restaurant?
I'd like to know this as well.

[Ghostrider87]

Oh, well. There you go. So, why'd you even bother asking those questions of her?

Because I wanted to know the answers.

[Badger]

Because she got back with her fiance.

My wife was engaged when I met her, don't let that stop you. :ninja:

[ShadowBoxing]

It's because this isn't narrowed on partners, asking people out, but friends also would be included in relationship thread.
Yes, friends are technically relationships, but we mostly talk about dating/sex/marriage in here.

[Ghostrider87]

And is Brandy some girl who works somewhere that you just frequent? Like a store, supermarket or restaurant?

She's a waitress at Hooters.

[Erzengel]

I smell Return of the Jedi. :up:

[ShadowBoxing]

She's a waitress at Hooters.
Dear lord.:csad:
I smell Return of the Jedi. :up:
"So what should the villain be?"
"Hmmmm, a giant space station...maybe like a death...death...hmmm...like a deathstar"
"Really? Ummm, we already did that George"
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

[Badger]

She's a waitress at Hooters.

Does she always wait on you at this Hooters?

[Ghostrider87]

Dear lord.:csad:

"So what should the villain be"
"Hmmmm, a giant space station...maybe like a death...death...hmmm...like a deathstar"
"Really? Ummm, we already did that George"
"I find your lack of faith is disturbing..."

Why you are so down?

[Mister J]

She's a waitress at Hooters.
:lmao:

Please tell me you're going to be posting regularly again. :)

[ShadowBoxing]

Why you are so down?
I'm not down. I'm in a good mood today:yay: . So, lemme ask you, do you like this girl? You aren't waiting for her to break up with her fiance', are you?

[Erzengel]

Would you consider Brandy more than a friend, perhaps if she was single?

[Erzengel]

Dear lord.:csad:

"So what should the villain be?"
"Hmmmm, a giant space station...maybe like a death...death...hmmm...like a deathstar"
"Really? Ummm, we already did that George"
"I find your lack of faith is disturbing..."

Hey back to basics. :up: