*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[jaguarr]

I'm not a miracle worker? :csad::huh:

No, you aren't, though you sometimes try to be and that's why you feel so exhausted.

jag

[kainedamo]

I've PM'd Hunter Rider and asked him to rename this thread the "Autistic Boys Dating Club And Knitting Circle".

jag

Dyspraxia has links to autism.

[Badger]

Wait to insult people that do that at High Schools.:o

Keep up with posts I just said not that long ago that I plan to talk to her more. That starts on Jan 3 when that class resumes.

The chance isn't small it's high. Um more like saying I have a crush on her, asking her out in front everyone, or saying I love her would accomplish that.

Are you in love with her? :csad:

[jaguarr]

Dyspraxia has links to autism.

Well, be a good lad and knit me some coasters for my coffee table, then.

jag

[kainedamo]

Well, be a good lad and knit me some coasters for my coffee table, then.

jag

I would but the last time I did that I tripped over and broke the table :huh:

[Erzengel]

Wait to insult people that do that at High Schools.:o

Keep up with posts I just said not that long ago that I plan to talk to her more. That starts on Jan 3 when that class resumes.

The chance isn't small it's high. Um more like saying I have a crush on her, asking her out in front everyone, or saying I love her would accomplish that.

Yeah in high school, they sold carnations outside the lunch room, it was juvenile then too.

Oh I read where you said, you plan on talking to her more, but instead of planning for a big holiday, why don't you cut to the chase and just ask her out first?

[Erzengel]

Dyspraxia has links to autism.
It wasn't me Officer, it was the Dyspraxia. :csad:

[kainedamo]

Wait... what did he buy her?

[DV8]

GR87, do you even know this girl's name?

[Ghostrider87]

GR87, do you even know this girl's name?

Not yet.

[Erzengel]

Not yet.
I'm out.

[lordofthenerds]

Ask her out to Hooters. :up:

[DV8]

Not yet.

:dry:


ok dude . . . baby steps; don't plan on getting this girl a gift already if you don't even know her name!!

you haven't talked to her. you don't know her name. you don't even really know if you guys have anything in common . . . you might not even like her once you get to know her . . . don't jump the gun, GR

[DV8]

I'm out.

hahaha, I'll try to . . . . ummmmm, I don't even know what I'm gonna try and do, but you can take a break; go grab some coffee or something . . .

[jaguarr]

Nothing says "deranged stalker" like buying a gift for a girl you are such a stranger to that you don't even know her name. Tell her you love her while you're at it.

jag

[DV8]

Nothing says "deranged stalker" like buying a gift for a girl you are such a stranger to that you don't even know her name. Tell her you love her while you're at it.

jag

hell, why not propose? :confused:

[Superman79]

Nobody's coming down on you. We're just playing devils advocate, so you see all possibilities and are perpared for them.

You got over a month and a half, start planting that seed.

"Yes, plant that seed...plant it with your finger..." :sethrogan:


I'm out.

Take a breather...just don't have an stroke. :(

[Badger]

:dry:


ok dude . . . baby steps; don't plan on getting this girl a gift already if you don't even know her name!!

you haven't talked to her. you don't know her name. you don't even really know if you guys have anything in common . . . you might not even like her once you get to know her . . . don't jump the gun, GR

Or, you could go the opposite way...

...Start making payments on a engagement ring.

...Talk to a Travel Agent about Honeymoon Locations.

...See if Wrigley is available for Weddings.

...Pick out names for your childern.

:up:

[Superman79]

Nothing says "deranged stalker" like buying a gift for a girl you are such a stranger to that you don't even know her name. Tell her you love her while you're at it.

jag

Funny, Shadowboxing and I were just discussing Nebraska's stalker statutes last night...:oldrazz:

[Ghostrider87]

:dry:


ok dude . . . baby steps; don't plan on getting this girl a gift already if you don't even know her name!!

you haven't talked to her. you don't know her name. you don't even really know if you guys have anything in common . . . you might not even like her once you get to know her . . . don't jump the gun, GR

I am not jumping the gun. Also I plan to give her the gifts. If I wanted to just fail I wouldn't try at all because that's guranteed to fail. I would rather take chances to succeed. If I fail well then I failed trying.

[DV8]

Or, you could go the opposite way...

...Start making payments on a engagement ring.

...Talk to a Travel Agent about Honeymoon Locations.

...See if Wrigley is available for Weddings.

...Pick out names for your childern.

:up:


hahaha, but what if he wanted to name one of them after the girl? then he'd be really screwed . . .

[Superman79]

I am not jumping the gun. Also I plan to give her the gifts. If I wanted to just fail I wouldn't try at all because that's guranteed to fail. I would rather take chances to succeed. If I fail well then I failed trying.


jigga-wha-huh????? :huh::huh:

[DV8]

I am not jumping the gun. Also I plan to give her the gifts. If I wanted to just fail I wouldn't try at all because that's guranteed to fail. I would rather take chances to succeed. If I fail well then I failed trying.

what on earth are you talking about?

take a chance to succeed and talk to her to see if you actually like her, GR . . . don't just start buying gifts for some stranger that you don't even know . . . would you buy me a gift?

(don't answer that last one) :dry:

[Erzengel]

I am not jumping the gun. Also I plan to give her the gifts. If I wanted to just fail I wouldn't try at all because that's guranteed to fail. I would rather take chances to succeed. If I fail well then I failed trying.

Don't you think most of us here are talking from experience when we post? :huh:

[StrainedEyes]

I'm going to buy flowers, candy, and a set of earrings for this girl I saw once on the bus. Do you think that would be a good idea? I mean, I plan to talk to her more after holiday. I think giving her presents would be a good ice breaker... Because I am a stalker and a looney toon.

[DV8]

Don't you think most of us here are talking from experience when we post? :huh:

I post in theory only :o I have books . . . and guides to Columbia and such . . .

[Ghostrider87]

Nothing says "deranged stalker" like buying a gift for a girl you are such a stranger to that you don't even know her name. Tell her you love her while you're at it.

jag

I plan on talking to her and finding out her name. Also your Raiders suck.

[Superman79]

what on earth are you talking about?

take a chance to succeed and talk to her to see if you actually like her, GR . . . don't just start buying gifts for some stranger that you don't even know . . . would you buy me a gift?

(don't answer that last one) :dry:

Here DV8...I bought you this scrumptious apple pie...and a cashmere scarf...and a bottle opener keychain...and this black market kidney...


All for you... :twisted:

[Cmill216]

Also your Raiders suck.

:lmao:

[StrainedEyes]

I plan on talking to her and finding out her name. Also your Raiders suck.

But you plan on doing this... after you give her presents? :dry:

[Superman79]

I plan on talking to her and finding out her name. Also your Raiders suck.

ZING!!!

But GR87, shouldn't talking to her and getting her name be step #1?? And the gifts be, say, step #23??

[Ghostrider87]

But you plan on doing this... after you give her presents? :dry:

No before the gifts.

[Ghostrider87]

ZING!!!

But GR87, shouldn't talking to her and getting her name be step #1?? And the gifts be, say, step #23??

I just mentione finding out her name. To do that me talking to her would start and finding it out by asking her.

[Badger]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l107/ppauls/post/jl_GLvsSinestro_Girl.jpg

:o

[StrainedEyes]

No before the gifts.

But.. how long before? Because if it's just a few seconds than you're crazy. :dry:

[Superman79]

I just mentione finding out her name. To do that me talking to her would start and finding it out by asking her.

Ok, I have a doctorate, and am used to reading legal mumbo jumbo that most humans can't decipher...but I honestly have no freaking clue what you just said to me there... :dry:

[Erzengel]

I just mentione finding out her name. To do that me talking to her would start and finding it out by asking her.

That's just the thing, why don't you do the 1st step instead of planning for 6 weeks away? You don't even know if you'd even like her, while I'm sure she's attractive and probably Hispanic, she can have a ugly and/or boring personality.

[Superman79]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l107/ppauls/post/jl_GLvsSinestro_Girl.jpg

:o

:lmao:

Dammit Badger!! I'm giggling like a little girl here!! You're gonna get me in trouble at work!!!:cmad::woot:

[Superman79]

You don't even know if you'd even like her, while I'm sure she's attractive and probably Hispanic,

LOL!!!

:lmao::lmao:

[StrainedEyes]

"Hi, what's your name?"
"Uh... Sarah.."
"Oh cool, my names Ghostrider, here take these gifts I bought for you over the big holiday we just had. Boy what a big holiday."
"Uh... Yeah.. thanks." *Fake smile*
*GR walks away proud and ready to announce his victory to the world of SHH just as "Sarah" throws his presents away and calls the police.*

[jaguarr]

I plan on talking to her and finding out her name. Also your Raiders suck.

No, you're planning on getting gifts for a total stranger who's name you don't even know. That's far beyond talking to her and getting to know her a little bit. And of course my Raiders suck. They'll suck until Al Davis dies or sells the team. You said it like it was some giant revelation when it's common knowledge. If only you were so accomplished at stating the obvious when it came to social matters.

jag

[Superman79]

Wow...this died off quick...

[knowsbleed]

Let him buy her the presents. How would it really hurt? That's his version of charm...it'll work for him someday.

[Ghostrider87]

But.. how long before? Because if it's just a few seconds than you're crazy. :dry:

The only crazy one here is you. No let me rephrase that you are a crazy little ****** punk.

I plan to find out her name, talk to her, and then not that long from now give her the gifts on Valentines Day.

[DV8]

Let him buy her the presents. How would it really hurt? That's his version of charm...it'll work for him someday.

yes . . . yes it will; the day that he decides to bypass the whole gift buying and just giving some lucky prostitute some cold hard cash . . .

[Ghostrider87]

No, you're planning on getting gifts for a total stranger who's name you don't even know. That's far beyond talking to her and getting to know her a little bit. And of course my Raiders suck. They'll suck until Al Davis dies or sells the team. You said it like it was some giant revelation when it's common knowledge. If only you were so accomplished at stating the obvious when it came to social matters.

jag

You didn't keep up on the last posts. I plan on finding out her name, then talking her and getting to know her. You need to start keeping up because I am tired of repeating myself.

[jaguarr]

Gifts will not win a woman's heart. They might earn you temporary use of her pussy, but they won't win her heart.

jag

[DV8]

The only crazy one here is you. No let me rephrase that you are a crazy little ****** punk.

I plan to find out her name, talk to her, and then not that long from now give her the gifts on Valentines Day.

hahaha! why so harsh?

[jaguarr]

You didn't keep up on the last posts. I plan on finding out her name, then talking her and getting to know her. You need to start keeping up because I am tired of repeating myself.

How about you learn how to explain yourself better and quit changing the story of what you intend to do as you go along? It'd make it a lot easier for everyone to figure out what the hell you are talking about. Also, the Titans are going to get an ass-whipping in their first playoff game.

jag

[Badger]

You didn't keep up on the last posts. I plan on finding out her name, then talking her and getting to know her. You need to start keeping up because I am tired of repeating myself.

YEaH, JEezBuS!! :cmad:

[Badger]

Gifts will not win a woman's heart. They might earn you temporary use of her pussy, but they won't win her heart.

jag

Yes, but one is much easier to crack than the other. GR87 needs walk before he can run.

[jaguarr]

Yes, but one is much easier to crack than the other. GR87 needs walk before he can run.

First he's got to get out of the wheel-chair.

jag

[StrainedEyes]

The only crazy one here is you. No let me rephrase that you are a crazy little ****** punk.

I plan to find out her name, talk to her, and then not that long from now give her the gifts on Valentines Day.

:wow: Use that lovely charm towards stranger girl, I'm sure she'll be all over you. Especially once you give her the non-creepy edible valentine's day panties.

[Erzengel]

First he's got to get out of the wheel-chair.

jag

First he has to get out of "Fairy Land".

[jaguarr]

First he has to get out of "Fairy Land".

They have wheel-chairs in Fairy Land.

jag

[Erzengel]

Unpossible, since they all have wings, and wish themselves from one place to another. You are wrong again Jag. That's how wrong you are.

[Ghostrider87]

How about you learn how to explain yourself better and quit changing the story of what you intend to do as you go along? It'd make it a lot easier for everyone to figure out what the hell you are talking about. Also, the Titans are going to get an ass-whipping in their first playoff game.

jag

Ok I am going to say this one last time. I have been explaining myself but aparently I have keep repeating myself.

1.I plan to find out her name.
2.I talk to her more.
3.I get to know her more.
4.I give her the 2 gifts.

[jaguarr]

Unpossible, since they all have wings, and wish themselves from one place to another. You are wrong again Jag. That's how wrong you are.

Fairy Land is just the flip side of Reality Land. They may all imagine that they have those wings and can just wish themselves from one place to another, but in reality they're just sitting there in their wheel-chairs, delusional.

jag

[jaguarr]

Ok I am going to say this one last time. I have been explaining myself but aparently I have keep repeating myself.

1.I plan to find out her name.
2.I talk to her more.
3.I get to know her more.
4.I give her the 2 gifts.

What if she tells you to go away and leave her alone the minute you try to find out her name or after talking to her for a little bit? What will you do with those gifts, then?

jag

[DV8]

Ok I am going to say this one last time. I have been explaining myself but aparently I have keep repeating myself.

1.I plan to find out her name.
2.I talk to her more.
3.I get to know her more.
4.I give her the 2 gifts.

why don't you just scratch number 4 until you actually see if you have anything remotely in common . . . she could be a dangerous stalker or something for all you know . . .

[Superman79]

Ok I am going to say this one last time. I have been explaining myself but aparently I have keep repeating myself.

1.I plan to find out her name.
2.I talk to her more.
3.I get to know her more.
4.I give her the 2 gifts.

How is it you're gonna get her gifts when you don't even know what she likes???? :huh:

[Jack Rabbit]

GR87, do you even know this girl's name?

Not yet.

I'm out.

LMFAO.:woot:

[Badger]

why don't you just scratch number 4 until you actually see if you have anything remotely in common . . . she could be a dangerous stalker or something for all you know . . .

Silly, roses are on sale right now. :whatever:

[Superman79]

He should get black ones. :D

[Ghostrider87]

What if she tells you to go away and leave her alone the minute you try to find out her name or after talking to her for a little bit? What will you do with those gifts, then?

jag

I really doubt she is going to say that. Also that would be more likely with the big ********* that Geo is. He must look up to House as his hero who talks a bunch of crap but can't even back it up.

[Jack Rabbit]

GR, fingerpaint her a picture with your blood.

[Ghostrider87]

How is it you're gonna get her gifts when you don't even know what she likes???? :huh:

I only plan on getting her two gifts the card and a rose. I guess you forgot so fast.:o

[Immortalfire]

I've been reading back a few pages, and I am rather dumbfounded at GR87's newest scheme. :huh:

[Superman79]

I only plan on getting her two gifts the card and a rose. I guess you forgot so fast.:o

No, not really. It's just when I get flowers and a card for a female in my life (dating, or family, or friend) I try to get them a card that has a joke or picture or something that they like, or an inside joke between us so it seems more personal. Same with the flowers, I get them the kind of flowers they like rather than just a generic red rose. Of course, I also actually know these women well enough to get them such things...:o

[Badger]

GR, fingerpaint her a picture with your blood.

I did that once in pre-school, made a anatomically correct heart. I had a major crush on my teacher. :csad:

[Superman79]

I've been reading back a few pages, and I am rather dumbfounded at GR87's newest scheme. :huh:

I've been here the entire time, and I'm dumbfounded too...and I watched it evolve as it happened :csad:

[Badger]

I only plan on getting her two gifts the card and a rose. I guess you forgot so fast.:o

What gifts are you getting her?

Maybe you could ask your Mom if keep any of your hair from your first hair cut. That would be a great gift.

[Immortalfire]

I've been here the entire time, and I'm dumbfounded too...and I watched it evolve as it happened :csad:
Am I getting this scenario right, he's planning to give gifts to a girl he doesn't even know? Or is this some new girl he met randomly, and now she's "the one" :huh:

[Ghostrider87]

No, not really. It's just when I get flowers and a card for a female in my life (dating, or family, or friend) I try to get them a card that has a joke or picture or something that they like, or an inside joke between us so it seems more personal. Same with the flowers, I get them the kind of flowers they like rather than just a generic red rose. Of course, I also actually know these women well enough to get them such things...:o

You are comparing apples to oranges.

[amazingfantasy15]

Ok I am going to say this one last time. I have been explaining myself but aparently I have keep repeating myself.

1.I plan to find out her name.
2.I talk to her more.
3.I get to know her more.
4.I give her the 2 gifts.

You should add a couple steps;
2.3 Ask her out.
2.6 Go on date
3.5 Go out on a couple more dates
3.8 Ask her out for Valentine's Day, and give her more than a rose and card

Sadly somewhere between steps 1 and 2 you're probably going to find out she's either not interested or already has a boyfriend.

[Ghostrider87]

What gifts are you getting her?

Maybe you could ask your Mom if keep any of your hair from your first hair cut. That would be a great gift.

I plan on finding out what she likes and then giving her a gift along those lines. If she likes funny movies and said she likes Ace Ventura Pet Detective, The Mask, Captain Ron, then I would get her one of those gifts add in the card, and rose.

Ok that is the dumbest gift suggestion ever.

[Immortalfire]

"Hi, what's your name?"
"Uh... Sarah.."
"Oh cool, my names Ghostrider, here take these gifts I bought for you over the big holiday we just had. Boy what a big holiday."
"Uh... Yeah.. thanks." *Fake smile*
*GR walks away proud and ready to announce his victory to the world of SHH just as "Sarah" throws his presents away and calls the police.*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/lold.jpg

[StrainedEyes]

I really doubt she is going to say that. Also that would be more likely with the big ********* that Geo is. He must look up to House as his hero who talks a bunch of crap but can't even back it up.

Wow what's with all the anger? :whatever:

I'm sorry if I find it completely ridiculous that you want to buy 2 presents for a girl you have never talked to before and don't even know her name. And you now have an ordered list of what you plan to do to get to know her well enough so you can give her these presents.

If she knew any of this, she would tell you to **** off. What kind of a psycho are you?

Do you honestly think it'll be awesomely sweet when you hand her these valentine's day presents (which you planned at least a month before she even knew who you were) She'll go awe and love you long time.

:whatever: Don't get all pissy with me just because you have such trouble with girls that you think buying her random **** will make her fall all over you.

[Ghostrider87]

You should add a couple steps;
2.3 Ask her out.
2.6 Go on date
3.5 Go out on a couple more dates
3.8 Ask her out for Valentine's Day, and give her more than a rose and card

Sadly somewhere between steps 1 and 2 you're probably going to find out she's either not interested or already has a boyfriend.

I really don't think she is going to say she isn't interested, or she has a boyfriend.

[StrainedEyes]

I really don't think she is going to say she isn't interested, or she has a boyfriend.

Why don't you think that? What are you basing this off of? The fact that your stud like stature will make any women toss what relationship they have out the window because Joe-random creep bought her some chocolates?

[amazingfantasy15]

I really don't think she is going to say she isn't interested, or she has a boyfriend.

Has she given you any indication that she's interested in you? Also how can you know she doesn't have a boyfriend, you don't even know her name. Do you follow her home from class to make sure she doesn't meet up with a guy on her way?

[Badger]

I plan on finding out what she likes and then giving her a gift along those lines. If she likes funny movies and said she likes Ace Ventura Pet Detective, The Mask, Captain Ron, then I would get her one of those gifts add in the card, and rose.

Ok that is the dumbest gift suggestion ever.

My idea beats Captain Ron any day of the week. :o

[amazingfantasy15]

Ok, so I need some advice. I went to lunch this afternoon and the girl behind the register at McDonald's took my order, got it right, smiled at me and told me to have a nice day. This has to be true love, when's the best time to propose during the lunch rush or dinner rush?

[amazingfantasy15]

Ok, so I need some advice. I went to lunch this afternoon and the girl behind the register at McDonald's took my order, got it right, smiled at me and told me to have a nice day. This has to be true love, when's the best time to propose during the lunch rush or dinner rush?

[Ghostrider87]

Wow what's with all the anger? :whatever:

I'm sorry if I find it completely ridiculous that you want to buy 2 presents for a girl you have never talked to before and don't even know her name. And you now have an ordered list of what you plan to do to get to know her well enough so you can give her these presents.

If she knew any of this, she would tell you to **** off. What kind of a psycho are you?

Do you honestly think it'll be awesomely sweet when you hand her these valentine's day presents (which you planned at least a month before she even knew who you were) She'll go awe and love you long time.

:whatever: Don't get all pissy with me just because you have such trouble with girls that you think buying her random **** will make her fall all over you.

That isn't anger.

I am tired of saying this but you missed the first 4 steps which includes finding out her name, getting to know her. As I said before stop making me repeat myself. This makes the first sentence of your 2nd statement wrong.

I am sure I will get a very positive reaction.

[StrainedEyes]

I am sure I will get a very positive reaction.

I'm sure you will too.... from the other perverts in cell block H. :dry:

[Ghostrider87]

Has she given you any indication that she's interested in you? Also how can you know she doesn't have a boyfriend, you don't even know her name. Do you follow her home from class to make sure she doesn't meet up with a guy on her way?

No not from what I can see.
No I don't follow her home.

I just happen to be more optimistic and think more positive unlike other people here.

[ShadowBoxing]

FYI I was planning on talking to her a lot before this big holiday. So you and the goon squad can quit coming down on me if everyone and you is capable of that.Look, bro, people are just trying to help you. Jill, Brandy and all these other girls you've massively screwed up with. I for one am pleased that you now are telling us of an opportunity where you might have a shot, so ease up alright. You've known this girl for three weeks which means you still have a good shot at asking her out without sounding creepy or sketch. Just don't think that it's all going to go exactly according to plan. Take it slow, start a conversation with her that's about HER and not your superhero and if you build some sort of report ask her out. Simple as that.

[Jack Rabbit]

I've been here the entire time, and I'm dumbfounded too...and I watched it evolve as it happened :csad:

Really, now. Is EVOLVE the right word, here?:huh: :csad:

[Daisy]

I am not jumping the gun. Also I plan to give her the gifts. If I wanted to just fail I wouldn't try at all because that's guranteed to fail. I would rather take chances to succeed. If I fail well then I failed trying.

You are jumping the gun. You don't plan on buying gifts for people whose name you do not even know.

Ok, I have a doctorate, and am used to reading legal mumbo jumbo that most humans can't decipher...but I honestly have no freaking clue what you just said to me there... :dry:

You have a JD. That doesn't count. :p :p :p

Ok I am going to say this one last time. I have been explaining myself but aparently I have keep repeating myself.

1.I plan to find out her name.
2.I talk to her more.
3.I get to know her more.
4.I give her the 2 gifts.

I think everyone understands the plan. They just think it needs revising.

Try this one on for size:

Week 1. Introduce myself to nice, attractive girl in class and inquire as to her name.
Week 2. Make small talk with <insertgirl'snamehere> before/after class about music, movies, books, etc. to find out what sort of interests she has and if we have any in common.
Week 3. Ask <insertgirl'snamehere> if she'd like to get coffee/a soda with me after class one day. If she says she can't, inquire if there is another time we could get together. If she seems hesitant, makes a lot of excuses or says no, chalk it up to giving it a good try. If she says yes, proceed to Week 4.
Week 4. Have coffee/soda with <insertgirl'snamehere> and talk more. If I'm having a good time and she seems to be having a good time... ask her out on a date (dinner, perhaps?) and proceed to Week 5. If I'm not feeling it or she seems disinterested, tell her I had a nice time and chalk it up to giving it the college try.
Week 5. Go on a date with <insertgirl'snamehere>. If it goes well, ask for another date and continue to Week 6. If I'm not feeling it or she seems to not be feeling it, chalk it up as having given it a go, but not being the right one.
Week 6. Go on another date... and also, having gotten together with the girl at least a couple times out of class, start considering that it would be nice to get <insertgirl'snamehere> a little something for Valentine's day since it's right around the corner. NOTHING SERIOUS though since really, we've only just gotten to know each other. Maybe a small box of chocolates or a mixed bouquet... but NOT ROSES... and an amusing card.

You might be able to do Week 3-4 in the same week, and if things go well, possibly even 5 that weekend... then you just keep repeating Week 6 - going on dates - until... well, after a couple dates, we can lay out Next Steps.


I only plan on getting her two gifts the card and a rose. I guess you forgot so fast.:o

Ummm... just so you know... women don't consider cards 'gifts'... they're simply 'cards'.

[Ghostrider87]

I'm sure you will too.... from the other perverts in cell block H. :dry:

I get it you are a little punk ****** that tries to turn any situation into a bad one because it's what you do best.

[StrainedEyes]

I get it you are a little punk ****** that tries to turn any situation into a bad one because it's what you do best.

What's with the phrase "little punk ******"? Is this like your go-to tough talk?

I'm going to go now and hang out with my beautiful girlfriend in our very nice apartment with our cat-like child who is actually a cat. Good luck creeping this girl out.

[jaguarr]

Daisy, you need to write a book called "Dating By The Numbers: A Guide For The Socially Inept". You'd sell a kabillion copies. :up:

jag

[Badger]

w/ scratch and sniff pictures.

[StrainedEyes]

And diagrams... Don't forget the diagrams.

[StrainedEyes]

I'd like to do a series of Good Idea / Bad Idea about this thread. Maybe sell them to Warner Bros.

[Daisy]

I really don't think she is going to say she isn't interested, or she has a boyfriend.

You don't even know her name. :huh: You have no basis for saying this other than you don't want it to be true.

No not from what I can see.
No I don't follow her home.

I just happen to be more optimistic and think more positive unlike other people here.

There's a difference between being optimistic and positive and being unrealistic, which is what you're being.

Most people are basically polite - especially in situations like in a college class where they're going to see the same person time and time again. Just because she chats nicely with you, doesn't mean she's interested... she's just being nice. That's not saying she wouldn't be interested, it's just that's the way it is.

Planning on buying gifts for someone before you even know their name, much less whether or not they would welcome the gift, is just setting yourself up for trouble.

While there are some here who are clearly making fun at your expense, a number of people are actually giving you good advice and trying to help you make this work.

[ShadowBoxing]

I really doubt she is going to say that. Also that would be more likely with the big ********* that Geo is. He must look up to House as his hero who talks a bunch of crap but can't even back it up.Rejection is fairly common, actually. I'd say the people who get the most pussy face the most rejection, and they probably have more rejection than success. I mean, I get rejected all the time, and I'm actually attractive.

[Daisy]

Daisy, you need to write a book called "Dating By The Numbers: A Guide For The Socially Inept". You'd sell a kabillion copies. :up:

jag

Hmmm...

w/ scratch and sniff pictures.

No... that's insulting. :mad:

And diagrams... Don't forget the diagrams.

I did think of creating a flowchart with decision points. :o

[Daisy]

Rejection is fairly common, actually. I'd say the people who get the most pussy face the most rejection, and they probably have more rejection than success. I mean, I get rejected all the time, and I'm actually attractive.

This is true... the rejection part.

As for you being attractive... that's subjective. :p

[Badger]

No... that's insulting. :mad:


I didn't mean like that... jeesh. Such a dirty bird. :o

[jaguarr]

As for you being attractive... that's subjective. :p

Haha! Daisy thinks Shadowboxing is an Uggo. :D

jag

[Alexia Dark]

I hit on a cast member at the first cast party of my last show... he didn't speak to me for two weeks. Then he was back to his usual wise-cracking trouble-making self and I haven't heard from him since the show ended. Oh well.

[Daisy]

I didn't mean like that... jeesh. Such a dirty bird. :o

What are you talking about? :huh:

I mean treating them like children is insulting. :(

Just who's the dirty bird here? :cmad:

[ShadowBoxing]

That isn't anger.

I am tired of saying this but you missed the first 4 steps which includes finding out her name, getting to know her. As I said before stop making me repeat myself. This makes the first sentence of your 2nd statement wrong.

I am sure I will get a very positive reaction.
I am sure anyone would give you a positive, yet secretly embarassed, reaction.

There are plenty of people I deal with day to day, especially at work and at college, who I don't like, think are idiots, or are generally annoyed by. It takes a lot though for me to "fly off" at them.

By your standards of friendship; being well mannered, not arguing or bickering, never being an *******, placating or simply tolerating one's behavior I would probably consider myself "nicer" to my acquintances than friends. Sometimes we bicker, fight, I can be critical or get into arguments. With acquaintances I just don't see the need to expend that kind of energy on them.

There were guys in my religion class who were intolerant idiots, but who cares, I'm never gonna see him again.

[Superman79]

You are comparing apples to oranges.

Are you...wait...no... **slaps forehead**


I'm just not gonna dignify that. :dry:

[jaguarr]

Are you...wait...no... **slaps forehead**


I'm just not gonna dignify that. :dry:

He is right, though; you ARE comparing apples to oranges. I just don't think the truth of that statement quite fits the context of how he meant it, though. :o

jag

[Badger]

What are you talking about? :huh:

I mean treating them like children is insulting. :(

Just who's the dirty bird here? :cmad:

Hug?

[Immortalfire]

Is this still going on?

[Superman79]

He is right, though; you ARE comparing apples to oranges. I just don't think the truth of that statement quite fits the context of how he meant it, though. :o

jag

The point of the story was that he should get to know her...I might have taken the detour in said lesson.

[kainedamo]

Rejection is fairly common, actually. I'd say the people who get the most pussy face the most rejection, and they probably have more rejection than success. I mean, I get rejected all the time, and I'm actually attractive.

I'd say I definately let rejection get me down too much.

Like the girl I was sort of hitting on at the Slackers gig. She didn't even really reject me, just told me she lived in the US, then I couldn't find her in the club anywhere, and I felt down for the whole night. I shouldn't feel that way.

[Superman79]

Has she given you any indication that she's interested in you?

She 'high-fived' him. :p

Really, now. Is EVOLVE the right word, here?

Devolve? descend into madness? :huh: :(

[Superman79]

You have a JD. That doesn't count. :p :p :p


Sure does...Juris Doctorate.

I win. ;) :p

[Badger]

Is this still going on? Boredom is a terrible thing. :(

[Daisy]

Hug?

With a dirty bird like you? :huh:

You'd just try to feel me up. :eek:

So.... okay. :yay:

I'd say I definately let rejection get me down too much.

Like the girl I was sort of hitting on at the Slackers gig. She didn't even really reject me, just told me she lived in the US, then I couldn't find her in the club anywhere, and I felt down for the whole night. I shouldn't feel that way.

Yeah, that's really no reason to be down for the night.

In all honesty, she probably wasn't interested and didn't want to be found, but it's a girl you just met and were chatting up... move on to the next one.

[DV8]

but GR, if you don't know her name, who will you make the card out to?

[Daisy]

Sure does...Juris Doctorate.

I win. ;) :p

I know what it stands for. Don't patronize me! :cmad:

This is ME you're talking to... you still lose... because I said so. :oldrazz:

Don't make me sic the SS on you. :cmad:

:oldrazz:

[jaguarr]

In all honesty, she probably wasn't interested and didn't want to be found, but it's a girl you just met and were chatting up... move on to the next one.

That's nonsense. If a girl doesn't immediately throw herself into your arms and beg you to make wild love to her for the rest of her natural born days upon your introducing yourself then it absolutely means that you're a total loser who should probably just join a monastery and give up on the opposite sex altogether. </Trying reverse psychology since no one seems to listen to common sense>

jag

[Superman79]

I know what it stands for. Don't patronize me! :cmad:

This is ME you're talking to... you still lose... because I said so. :oldrazz:

Don't make me sic the SS on you. :cmad:

:oldrazz:

Fair enough...though really since this stems from a GR87 problem, you should probably be rubbing my face in my "very wrong wrongness, because I didn't realize how wrong I was" :p

[Daisy]

That's nonsense. If a girl doesn't immediately throw herself into your arms and beg you to make wild love to her for the rest of her natural born days upon your introducing yourself then it absolutely means that you're a total loser who should probably just join a monastery and give up on the opposite sex altogether. </Trying reverse psychology since no one seems to listen to common sense>

jag

Well, maybe this is one of those 'guy things' that women just don't understand. </playing along>

[Superman79]

Well, maybe this is one of those 'guy things' that women just don't understand. </playing along>

nah, even us guys don't understand GR. :csad:

[PyroChamber]

Has anyone ever tried to, or have, take a woman/man away from someone else?

[ShadowBoxing]

Has anyone ever tried to, or have, take a woman/man away from someone else?
Yes -- succeeded too.

[Badger]

Has anyone ever tried to, or have, take a woman/man away from someone else?

Yes, my wife.

[Daisy]

Fair enough...though really since this stems from a GR87 problem, you should probably be rubbing my face in my "very wrong wrongness, because I didn't realize how wrong I was" :p

Actually, there's this SS guy, who's name I don't know yet... but I will. And I'm sure that he'll do me the favor of starting an investigation on you that will prove just how right I am once we're officially dating. And we will be, because he's nice to me, and says "Hello." to me every day and asks me how my day is going. Last week, before I left for the holidays, we even talked about what we were going to be doing for Christmas!

I'm certain that he'll be interested and that there's no one else. I mean, that ring on his finger is just like... a family heirloom or something... and not a wedding ring.

So you better watch out, buddy. :cmad:

[Ghostrider87]

but GR, if you don't know her name, who will you make the card out to?

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

Quit making me repeat myself.

[Eggyman]

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

Quit making me repeat myself.

What? :D

Don't post angry, dude :oldrazz:

[knowsbleed]

Gifts will not win a woman's heart. They might earn you temporary use of her pussy, but they won't win her heart.

jag

who's trying to do all that? GR's just trying to get somebody to play with his wee willy wing wong.

[Superman79]

Actually, there's this SS guy, who's name I don't know yet... but I will. And I'm sure that he'll do me the favor of starting an investigation on you that will prove just how right I am once we're officially dating. And we will be, because he's nice to me, and says "Hello." to me every day and asks me how my day is going. Last week, before I left for the holidays, we even talked about what we were going to be doing for Christmas!

I'm certain that he'll be interested and that there's no one else. I mean, that ring on his finger is just like... a family heirloom or something... and not a wedding ring.

So you better watch out, buddy. :cmad:

LOL!

Daisy, I love you. Could I send you a card or something?? ;) :p

[Badger]

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

Quit making me repeat myself.

So, how are you going to know her name for the card?

[Erzengel]

Has anyone ever tried to, or have, take a woman/man away from someone else?
Every time I plunder. :up:

[Superman79]

Has anyone ever tried to, or have, take a woman/man away from someone else?

Yeah, but as a whole it made me feel dirty, plus, if I could steal her from another guy, who's to say someone else couldn't get her from me...which is often the case (Badgers marriage being one of the exceptions of course).

[ShadowBoxing]

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

If you are interested in her then what's prevented you from finding out her name so far?

[amazingfantasy15]

Has anyone ever tried to, or have, take a woman/man away from someone else?

A friend of mine took a girl from another guy, sadly a couple years later the girl left him too for another guy. That's always been my problem with it, she's already left someone for another person, who's to say she won't do it again.

[DV8]

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

Quit making me repeat myself.

that was a choice you made yourself by presenting such a logic-lacking plan with this lady that we're just making sure we're clear on your 'plan'

[Erzengel]

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

Quit making me repeat myself.
I think so many people are making you repeat yourself because of how overly optimistic you are being. You are already planning on what to get her for Valentine's Day, when you haven't even asked her name.

You don't know for 100% if she has a boyfriend, likes you or even likes guys in general. You don't know. Sure, you can hope and be optimistic but you can't possibly know without talking to her.

So why don't you "plan" on that initial step first and then worry about Feb 14 on maybe Feb 7th?

[DV8]

A friend of mine took a girl from another guy, sadly a couple years later the girl left him too for another guy. That's always been my problem with it, she's already left someone for another person, who's to say she won't do it again.

exactly . . . it's like that anecdote in Natural Born Killers when the indian is like: "*****, you knew I was a snake" . . . .

the only way I would really try to take a girl and have a meaningful relationship is if the guy she was with was really mistreating her . . .

[amazingfantasy15]

LOL!

Daisy, I love you. Could I send you a card or something?? ;) :p

Don't forget the rose.

[Superman79]

^^ Thanks I nearly forgot!!

[amazingfantasy15]

I think so many people are making you repeat yourself because of how overly optimistic you are being. You are already planning on what to get her for Valentine's Day, when you haven't even asked her name.

You don't know for 100% if she has a boyfriend, likes you or even likes guys in general. You don't know. Sure, you can hope and be optimistic but you can't possibly know without talking to her.

So why don't you "plan" on that initial step first and then worry about Feb 14 on maybe Feb 7th?

That'd be awesome if she turned out to be a lesbian! It'd be like that scene in Half Baked
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Uh, I would, but I'm gay"
I'm sure GR87'd be able to "turn" her though.

[Daisy]

I will know her name so quit asking questions you already know are wrong, and most importantly

Quit making me repeat myself.

He's not 'making' you do anything. When it come to posting on a message board, no one can 'make' you do anything. It's really very simple.. you ignore him and most importantly

Quit answering him.

LOL!

Daisy, I love you. Could I send you a card or something?? ;) :p

Or something... maybe. *wary*

So, how are you going to know her name for the card?

You're evil. :o

Don't forget the rose.

I HATE ROSES! :cmad:

[Ghostrider87]

Look, bro, people are just trying to help you. Jill, Brandy and all these other girls you've massively screwed up with. I for one am pleased that you now are telling us of an opportunity where you might have a shot, so ease up alright. You've known this girl for three weeks which means you still have a good shot at asking her out without sounding creepy or sketch. Just don't think that it's all going to go exactly according to plan. Take it slow, start a conversation with her that's about HER and not your superhero and if you build some sort of report ask her out. Simple as that.

I didn't massivly screw up with either Jill and Brandy.

Jill was just to polite to say she wasn't interested.

Also on Brandy I never asked her out nor did I attempt to make a move on her. I didn't try to break her up either with her fiance. That's better suited for someone like Wolverine who doesn't have boundries and goes after women that are already taken.

[Badger]

Yeah, but as a whole it made me feel dirty, plus, if I could steal her from another guy, who's to say someone else couldn't get her from me...which is often the case (Badgers marriage being one of the exceptions of course).

Thanks for the last part. :up: :woot:

I guess it is a possibility, but is with any relationship. I am by no means bragging, I'd would have rather she not be in a relationship when we met. However, those were the cards and I played instead of folding.

[Erzengel]

Jill was just to polite to say she wasn't interested.

Which is what EVERYONE was telling you the first time, but you told us we were all wrong. So this time around, why don't you pay attention to what some of us are trying to say.

[Superman79]

I didn't massivly screw up with either Jill and Brandy.

Jill was just to polite to say she wasn't interested.

Also on Brandy I never asked her out nor did I attempt to make a move on her. I didn't try to break her up either with her fiance. That's better suited for someone like Wolverine who doesn't have boundries and goes after women that are already taken.

Wait.

Did you just...you couldn't possibly have...I can't be reading that right...

Sweet Mother of Moses...I am speechless...:csad:

[amazingfantasy15]

I didn't massivly screw up with either Jill and Brandy.

Jill was just to polite to say she wasn't interested.

Also on Brandy I never asked her out nor did I attempt to make a move on her. I didn't try to break her up either with her fiance. That's better suited for someone like Wolverine who doesn't have boundries and goes after women that are already taken.

Okay, I wasn't here for either of these stories, please tell me Wolverine was a poster saying GR87 should break up this girl with her fiancee and he isn't comparing his way/strategy with woman to a fictional comic character.

[Eggyman]

Wait.

Did you just...you couldn't possibly have...I can't be reading that right...

Sweet Mother of Moses...I am speechless...:csad:

I wasn't sure if he was speaking about a poster . . . either that or I was hoping he was.

Apparently not :o

[Badger]

I didn't massivly screw up with either Jill and Brandy.

Jill was just to polite to say she wasn't interested.

Also on Brandy I never asked her out nor did I attempt to make a move on her. I didn't try to break her up either with her fiance. That's better suited for someone like Wolverine who doesn't have boundries and goes after women that are already taken.

:cmad: :cmad: IT'S BADGER!!! LAST TIME I'M TELLING YOU!! :cmad: :cmad:

[StrainedEyes]

Brandy and Jill went up the hill
To have some lesbian sex
GR went too, to try and be cool
But instead stalked a girl he never met


A little poem for ya'll

[ShadowBoxing]

I didn't massivly screw up with either Jill and Brandy.

Jill was just to polite to say she wasn't interested.

Also on Brandy I never asked her out nor did I attempt to make a move on her. I didn't try to break her up either with her fiance. That's better suited for someone like Wolverine who doesn't have boundries and goes after women that are already taken.
Please don't use children's/teenager's fiction, especially comic books, as a way to show you understand reality.

[Superman79]

Okay, I wasn't here for either of these stories, please tell me Wolverine was a poster saying GR87 should break up this girl with her fiancee and he isn't comparing his way/strategy with woman to a fictional comic character.

Wish I could AF, wish I could...:csad:

[DV8]

he was talking about Logan-Wolverine-Wolverine!?! :dry:

[amazingfantasy15]

Wish I could AF, wish I could...:csad:

Wow, just wow....

[Ghostrider87]

Please don't use children's/teenager's fiction, especially comic books, as a way to show you understand reality.

I do understand reality. I was correcting your assumption that I completly screwed up with trying to get Brandy which I didn't because I didn't go after her but you still implied it.

[Eggyman]

he was talking about Logan-Wolverine-Wolverine!?! :dry:

I think so; I hope not :huh::csad:

[StrainedEyes]

It's OK if he just wants to be less like Wolverine when it comes to women. He just wants to be more like Spongebob and that squirrel girl.

[Eggyman]

Please don't call her 'Bub'.

[ShadowBoxing]

I do understand reality.
I have so many strong doubts about this.
I was correcting your assumption that I completly screwed up with trying to get Brandy which I didn't because I didn't go after her but you still implied it.
I got that, but you used a fictional character to illustrate relationships women and men have together...that's pretty f***in' delusional.

[DV8]

Please don't call her 'Bub'.
TEOL

It's OK if he just wants to be less like Wolverine when it comes to women. He just wants to be more like Spongebob and that squirrel girl.

heh . . . GR is more of a Gambit-type playboy in person, I have deduced . . .

[Ghostrider87]

I have so many strong doubts about this.

I got that, but you used a fictional character to illustrate relationships women and men have together...that's pretty f***in' delusional.

Um not exactly considering I don't doubt that there are guys out there are going after taken women.

[DV8]

I say it's time to throw GR87 and JAL into a pit so they can fight to the death . . . this is just too much

[Superman79]

I say it's time to throw GR87 and JAL into a pit so they can fight to the death . . . this is just too much

don't forget to toss kaine in there too...just for entertainment sake.

THUNDERDOME!!!!! :woot:

[kainedamo]

Um not exactly considering I don't doubt that there are guys out there are going after taken women.

Do they also have berzerker rage?

[DV8]

don't forget to toss kaine in there too...just for entertainment sake.

THUNDERDOME!!!!! :woot:

Lol!

I was trying to be nice to KD for some reason, but yeah throw his ass in too :up:

[Superman79]

Lol!

I was trying to be nice to KD for some reason, but yeah throw his ass in too :up:

I figure we gotta have one we can be comfortable enough cheering for, and IMHO that would be kaine :up:

[Eggyman]

Maybe we've found a way to explain it to him in simple terms?

Crack wise a bit like Spidey. Be a bit mysterious like Batman. DON'T get angry like the hulk. If she likes you, show her your Cyclops :D

(Originally posted in the lounge because my mind is frazzled by the brutality of what it is witnessing.)

[Superman79]

Maybe we've found a way to explain it to him in simple terms?

Crack wise a bit like Spidey. Be a bit mysterious like Batman. DON'T get angry like the hulk. If she likes you, show her your Cyclops :D

(Originally posted in the lounge because my mind is frazzled by the brutality of what it is witnessing.)

LOL!!

I love it. As for your frazzled mind...I'm convinced everyone extensively involved in this debacle is gonna make our heads explode. :csad:

[Eggyman]

LOL!!

I love it. As for your frazzled mind...I'm convinced everyone extensively involved in this debacle is gonna make our heads explode. :csad:

*Thinks of a superhero who's head explodes*

[Ghostrider87]

Please don't call her 'Bub'.

I have never called a woman "Bub" and I won't call her that because that is a name for men not women.

[Superman79]

Um not exactly considering I don't doubt that there are guys out there are going after taken women.

That's not the problem. The problem is comparing them to a fictional character...one that most women would call 'geeky'

[The Original Bamfer]

uhhh yeah...bamfer's sorry bout all that.

That's only mildly humorous. :cmad:

I have never called a woman "Bub" and I won't call her that because that is a name for men not women.

But, she likes it. :huh:

[Erzengel]

Please tell me what most of us have been saying has sinked in?

Yes, we know you are planning to find out her name, but why don't you just shoot for that right now and not worry about Valentine's Day til it's like a week or 2 away?

[Ghostrider87]

That's only mildly humorous. :cmad:



But, she likes it. :huh:


No women would take honey, sweetie, or one of those names over bub. A guy calling a woman dude is just as wrong as calling her bub.

[Badger]

But what if it's short for Bubbles?

[The Original Bamfer]

No women would take honey, sweetie, or one of those names over bub. A guy calling a woman dude is just as wrong as calling her bub.

It's a freaky thing, but they love it. They won't admit it. Hell, they may even slap you if you call them "bub." But they'll call you in a week. Guaranteed.

[Superman79]

But what if it's short for Bubbles?

You mean the Polynesian hooker from the Comics Forums???:huh:

[Ghostrider87]

Please tell me what most of us have been saying has sinked in?

Yes, we know you are planning to find out her name, but why don't you just shoot for that right now and not worry about Valentine's Day til it's like a week or 2 away?

Um considering I was being taunted I am going to stick to my plan which includes V Day. Before the end of next Thursday I will know her name.

[Badger]

You mean the Polynesian hooker from the Comics Forums???:huh:

Maybe. No. How about the monkey. :huh:

[Immortalfire]

It's a freaky thing, but they love it. They won't admit it. Hell, they may even slap you if you call them "bub." But they'll call you in a week. Guaranteed.

Some would take that as a sign that she totally wants you.

[Superman79]

Um considering I was being taunted I am going to stick to my plan which includes V Day. Before the end of next Thursday I will know her name.

I have no idea why this just cracked me up!

[Superman79]

Maybe. No. How about the monkey. :huh:

Oh, c'mon, who names a monkey 'Bubbles' ?

[Metamorpho1977]

You mean the Polynesian hooker from the Comics Forums???:huh:

They got Polynesian hookers in the Comics Forums? Those chicks are awesome.

[Daisy]

Um considering I was being taunted I am going to stick to my plan which includes V Day. Before the end of next Thursday I will know her name.

Not everyone was taunting you.

As I said, a number of people were genuinely trying to help you - including me.

You're setting yourself up for trouble if you plan for something like Valentine's Day before you've even really met the girl. And I say met because it doesn't matter how many times you've talked to someone... if you don't know their name, you haven't really met them.

For example, there's a guy who works the security desk at my office that I've been exchanging pleasantries with for 3 months pretty much every work day... occasionally, we talk for a few minutes about weekend plans, how our weekends went, a football game or some other current event. Yet, I don't know his name, nor he mine (at least I don't think so... because he's security, he might). I really haven't met him. I couldn't see him walking down the street a few yards in front of me and call out "Hey ????" because I don't know him... I don't even know his name.

You have no more relationship with this girl than I do with this guy... some might even say less since you've actually chatted with her less.

Do you honestly not understand how you're getting ahead of yourself by even thinking about getting this girl something for Valentine's Day? :huh:

[The Original Bamfer]

Some would take that as a sign that she totally wants you.

Exactly! :up:

I vote for going for it!

[Erzengel]

Um considering I was being taunted I am going to stick to my plan which includes V Day. Before the end of next Thursday I will know her name.
So that's what going to make you stick with your plan? The fact that you were taunted? Even though common sense should pretty much tell you do otherwise?

Do you always go against other people's advice?

Almost everyone on this board, and from what I recall, your mother even said that you shouldn't wait around for Jill. You were so sure she was going to call yo, and what happened she didn't?

Now everyone is giving you the same advice in between the insults, you don't think we might be on to something? :huh:

[Badger]

Oh, c'mon, who names a monkey 'Bubbles' ?

http://www.crazedfanboy.com/npcr/images/michaeljackson_mugshot.jpg

:(

[DV8]

^haha, Erz got so worked up he forgot to finish his post :D

[Immortalfire]

Before the end of next Thursday I will know her name.

You'd better be back here Thursday night to fill us in.

[Daisy]

I wondered how you were going to finish that, Erz. :yay:

[Superman79]

Um considering I was being taunted I am going to stick to my plan which includes V Day. Before the end of next Thursday I will know her name.


In all seriousness bud, most of us have deteriorated into taunting because we have tried to help you and you have snubbed said help with a vengeance. Then you proceed to tell us how wrong we are and why you're right and don't even weigh the advice or your options, and consider there might be another way. This is why the mocking ensues, we just get tired of trying to get through to you man.

[amazingfantasy15]

You'd better be back here Thursday night to fill us in.

Bet his plan to find out her name involves the professor calling attendence like in grade school.

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, I mean, you have to move on from Jill. If you can't get past the idea that she wants nothing to do with you, think that she had a tragic accident and passed away. It's helped me many times with women. So, now I'm a depressed fool who gets no love. But, I think, it's better than being a rejected fool who gets no love. :huh:

[Ghostrider87]

Not everyone was taunting you.

As I said, a number of people were genuinely trying to help you - including me.

You're setting yourself up for trouble if you plan for something like Valentine's Day before you've even really met the girl. And I say met because it doesn't matter how many times you've talked to someone... if you don't know their name, you haven't really met them.

For example, there's a guy who works the security desk at my office that I've been exchanging pleasantries with for 3 months pretty much every work day... occasionally, we talk for a few minutes about weekend plans, how our weekends went, a football game or some other current event. Yet, I don't know his name, nor he mine (at least I don't think so... because he's security, he might). I really haven't met him. I couldn't see him walking down the street a few yards in front of me and call out "Hey ????" because I don't know him... I don't even know his name.

You have no more relationship with this girl than I do with this guy... some might even say less since you've actually chatted with her less.

Do you honestly not understand how you're getting ahead of yourself by even thinking about getting this girl something for Valentine's Day? :huh:

I saw more people as being disrespecting complete jerks than helpful.


I am only going to say this one more time finding out her name is step one of my plan. If you and anyone else says anything suggesting or already pointing it out otherwise you are either a crude ********* or one that keeps forgetting.

I am not getting ahead of myself because all I have to do is steps 1, 2, and 3 when I already know what I will get her plus something extra if she tells me her interests and who she likes as whether it be movies, books, cds, etc.

[kainedamo]

GR87, why do you never listen to anyones' advice?

[Erzengel]

^haha, Erz got so worked up he forgot to finish his post :D
I type really really, fast. :o

[Erzengel]

I saw more people as being disrespecting complete jerks than helpful.


I am only going to say this one more time finding out her name is step one of my plan. If you and anyone else says anything suggesting or already pointing it out otherwise you are either a crude ********* or one that keeps forgetting.

I am not getting ahead of myself because all I have to do is steps 1, 2, and 3 when I already know what I will get her plus something extra if she tells me her interests and who she likes as whether it be movies, books, cds, etc.

You don't know if she would even like you.

You don't know if she has a boyfriend.

You don't even know if she even likes boys.

:huh:

Why plan 3 steps when after the 2nd step, you'd be done?

[Immortalfire]

GR87, why do you never listen to anyones' advice?

Because we're jerks that are wrong.

[Ghostrider87]

Bet his plan to find out her name involves the professor calling attendence like in grade school.

It's called asking her which I plan to do you dumb@ss. That isn't my plan and it doesn't even involve the Professor. Congrats on making a guess that was way off and being wrong.

[Superman79]

Why have a plan at all???

You can ask Jack Rabbit to back me on this, Murphys Law of War

"Every plan falls apart 5 minutes into the fight"

[The Original Bamfer]

I should own this thread with my advice. :o

[Immortalfire]

It's called asking her which I plan to do you dumb@ss. That isn't my plan and it doesn't even involve the Professor. Congrats on making a guess that was way off and being wrong.

I strongly suggest you refrain from the name-calling.

[amazingfantasy15]

It's called asking her which I plan to do you dumb@ss. That isn't my plan and it doesn't even involve the Professor. Congrats on making a guess that was way off and being wrong.

You don't understand sarcasm do you?

[Ghostrider87]

GR87, why do you never listen to anyones' advice?

No I have listended other's advice. I have changed Nightavenger to Blackblazer, stop making those Titans wins predictions every week after week.

[The Original Bamfer]

No I have listended other's advice. I have changed Nightavenger to Blackblazer, stop making those Titans wins predictions every week after week.

See, this guy is open to advice!

[Superman79]

No I have listended other's advice. I have changed Nightavenger to Blackblazer, stop making those Titans wins predictions every week after week.

I object your honor!!

The evidence before us is merely circumstantial...nothing that would hold up before a jury.

[Super_Ludacris]

lol@ the advice...

[Daisy]

I saw more people as being disrespecting complete jerks than helpful.


I am only going to say this one more time finding out her name is step one of my plan. If you and anyone else says anything suggesting or already pointing it out otherwise you are either a crude ********* or one that keeps forgetting.

I am not getting ahead of myself because all I have to do is steps 1, 2, and 3 when I already know what I will get her plus something extra if she tells me her interests and who she likes as whether it be movies, books, cds, etc.

I'm not forgetting, nor am I being a crude *******. I realize that you plan on finding out her name. The problem is that you continue to insist on making this plan for Valentine's Day. What I and others are saying is that you shouldn't even have begun to consider that yet. You need to put it aside for the time-being. There are soooo many things that could change between now and then that it's simply unrealistic to make that kind of plan.



Introduce yourself and learn her name.
Go on a 'low-pressure' casual date, like grabbing a coffee/soda together.
Go on at least one, preferably more 'date'-dates, like dinner.


Only after those things happen should you begin to think about giving any kind of gift to a girl... much less a Valentine's gift.

No one is saying that you should expect her to reject you, but you also shouldn't expect her to feel as strongly about you as you seemingly already do about her. It's like two ends of a spectrum. One end is to expect rejection, the other is to expect a 'happily ever after' immediately. You're doing the latter. What I and others are suggesting is that find a medium, where you are positive and hopeful, but not completely unrealistic.

[Badger]

No I have listended other's advice. I have changed Nightavenger to Blackblazer, stop making those Titans wins predictions every week after week.


No kidding, very impressive. :up:

[Ghostrider87]

I object your honor!!

The evidence before us is merely circumstantial...nothing that would hold up before a jury.

Judge"Overruled this clearly proves otherwise."

[Super_Ludacris]

For real why wait 2 months for a date?

*hasnt read the whole thread*

[Erzengel]

Aww, reading Daisy's advice on SHH again.

*turnedon*

[The Original Bamfer]

*turnedon*

Isn't that, like, the sexiest dinosaur that ever lived? :huh:

[Daisy]

For real why wait 2 months for a date?

*hasnt read the whole thread*

It's about waiting to plan your Valentine's gift giving until after you know a person's name, interest and whether or not they're interested in receiving a Valentine's gift from you.

[Super_Ludacris]

lol

[Daisy]

Aww, reading Daisy's advice on SHH again.

*turnedon*

Like slipping on a nice kid-glove. :o

[Superman79]

Judge"Overruled this clearly proves otherwise."

LOL...

Then as exhibit 'A' in my case-in-chief I present pages 130-149 or this thread.
Exhibit 'B'- The 2007 Award Winning Thread on "Going to Colombia"
Exhibit 'C'- The famed "JL Hewitt Bakes Cookies" thread
Exhibit 'D'- "I met a Girl At Hooters" thread


Case closed.

(I love smacking witnesses with 'previously recorded statements' :D)

[Erzengel]

I just realized how close S79's and GR87's usernames are. :csad:

[Superman79]

I just realized how close S79's and GR87's usernames are. :csad:

Ouch man...very ouch. :csad:

[The Original Bamfer]

It makes sense, really.

[Immortalfire]

I just realized how close S79's and GR87's usernames are. :csad:

Now that's just cruel. Even for you, Erz.

[Ghostrider87]

LOL...

Then as exhibit 'A' in my case-in-chief I present pages 130-149 or this thread.
Exhibit 'B'- The 2007 Award Winning Thread on "Going to Colombia"
Exhibit 'C'- The famed "JL Hewitt Bakes Cookies" thread
Exhibit 'D'- "I met a Girl At Hooters" thread


Case closed.


(I love smacking witnesses with 'previously recorded statements' :D)

You do realize that in the Colombia you and others couldn't come up with that Baranquilla wasn't safe other than from the media. But I came up with more than just one source. Not only from other people that have been there but a guy that runs a website. The media is the loser again and the people who believed them on Baranquilla to be super dangerous when really it's actually safe. I guess the media likes to spin the truth and lie just like the reporter who said Tom Cruise but ended up getting sued and losing again in this case.

Game Set Match

[The Original Bamfer]

There are some striking similarities.

[Symbiotic]

I just realized how close S79's and GR87's usernames are. :csad::dry:

[StrainedEyes]

22 Year Old College Student Found Dead After Valentine's Day Massacre!
Candy had by all.

[Erzengel]

Ouch man...very ouch. :csad:

Now that's just cruel. Even for you, Erz.
Well it's the username, with the a year date at the end? :csad: :huh:

You do realize that in the Colombia you and others couldn't come up with that Baranquilla wasn't safe other than from the media. But I came up with more than just one source. Not only from other people that have been there but a guy that runs a website. The media is the loser again and the people who believed them on Baranquilla to be super dangerous when really it's actually safe. I guess the media likes to spin the truth and lie just like the reporter who said Tom Cruise but ended up getting sued and losing again in this case.

Game Set Match

So how's the culture and language thing going? :huh:

[Super_Ludacris]

It's about waiting to plan your Valentine's gift giving until after you know a person's name, interest and whether or not they're interested in receiving a Valentine's gift from you.


So this not a secret valentine thing basically? He wants to know this girl and then give her the gift? I mean its whatever....but I dont thing it matters to much if you dont know her intrest as long as it something heart felt and shows an effort...

[Ghostrider87]

So how's the culture and language thing going? :huh:

I wasn't arguing on the culture and language just that Baranquilla was safe. I have multiple people to confirm including one that runs the website. This smashes the media who say it's completly dangerous and you will end up dead along with people who believed it.

[Badger]

:dry:

How dare you "Dry" the "It Boy". :cmad:

[Erzengel]

I wasn't arguing on the culture and language just that Baranquilla was safe. I have multiple people to confirm including one that runs the website. This smashes the media who say it's completly dangerous and you will end up dead along with people who believed it.
And we had posters who have been there? Were they wrong or maybe they had different experiences than those you read online.

[kainedamo]

GR87, what do you think of Daisy's advice of just talking to this girl and going on a light-date (lunch or something) somewhere, and going from there?

[The Original Bamfer]

How dare you "Dry" the "It Boy". :cmad:

I just, uh, I don't know what I think about this.

[Erzengel]

How dare you "Dry" the "It Boy". :cmad:
:heart:

[Symbiotic]

How dare you "Dry" the "It Boy". :cmad:Yeah. I went there.

[Ghostrider87]

And we had posters who have been there? Were they wrong or maybe they had different experiences than those you read online.

I don't know but I do recall everyone but me agreeing that it was dangerous and you would end up dead. Well that has been smashed so this just once again proves that the media is not always reliable.

[Symbiotic]

I just, uh, I don't know what I think about this.I took a stand. Go me!:oldrazz:

[Symbiotic]

:heart:Erz, you know you're ok in my book. Or if you didn't, you do now.

[The Original Bamfer]

:heart:

It Boys don't :heart:. :cmad:

[Ghostrider87]

So this not a secret valentine thing basically? He wants to know this girl and then give her the gift? I mean its whatever....but I dont thing it matters to much if you dont know her intrest as long as it something heart felt and shows an effort...

No it's not a secret. Yes I want to know her then give her the gift.

[Erzengel]

I don't know but I do recall everyone but me agreeing that it was dangerous and you would end up dead. Well that has been smashed so this just once again proves that the media is not always reliable.
No you had posters who actually went there, so why should their experiences just be considered "wrong" just because you want to agree with the ones that back up your opinion? :huh:

[Erzengel]

It Boys don't :heart:. :cmad:

I try to :heart: every night. :o

[kainedamo]

GR87, what do you think of Daisy's advice of just talking to this girl and going on a light-date (lunch or something) somewhere, and going from there?

[Badger]

Anyone else get the feeling that "Gift" is code for "Rufie"? :(

[DV8]

GR87, please repeat your plan once more . . .

but seriously, why don't you listen to Daisy? she's like a girl and stuff, and she might even be dark haired and of south american decent like you enjoy so much . . .

[Metamorpho1977]

if all else fails, check out craigs list.

[The Original Bamfer]

I try to :heart: every night. :o

Remember when Britney and N*SYNC were still virgins? :csad:

[Ghostrider87]

GR87, please repeat your plan once more . . .

but seriously, why don't you listen to Daisy? she's like a girl and stuff, and she might even be dark haired and of south american decent like you enjoy so much . . .

Which is what take her out for coffee?

[Badger]

Which is what take her out for coffee?

More or less, do something outside of the classroom.

[StrainedEyes]

Which is what take her out for coffee?

First you buy her a diamond ring and some filet mignon, then you take her to get coffee... And then you find out her name. Duh! God why is this taking so long to sink in? :whatever:

[Superman79]

More or less, do something outside of the classroom.


^ That'd be the smart move :up:

[DV8]

Which is what take her out for coffee?

1. learn her name through an introduction of yourself
2. ask her out for coffee
3. talk about general interests while drinking said coffee or other comparable beverage (I would try to avoid any kind of superhero talk)

that's all you have to worry about so far . . . come back once you've accomplished these steps :up: