*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[aaron]

well thats cos its going anywhere duh

[DV8]

well thats cos its going anywhere duh

yeah . . . I know that's pretty sad . . . in so many ways

[aaron]

im gonna choose to ignore this :o

[jaguarr]

If all else fales, Google, check out Craigslist


You've graduated from Russian brides to Craigslist? We still have some work left to do with you, I see.

jag

[LexCorp]

I don't get this Legal, or not Legal mantality. Just from a social stand point a 16 years old & a 23 year old have nothing in common. There is absolutely no reason for these two to be together.

For me it has never been about legal. It has been about what commonalities do we share, & there are none.



:dry:

100% right. However it still goes on everyday :(

[Superman79]

wow man, you are the coolest, its like writing to a Dear Abby collum. is this like your job? LOL. thanks alot man, i really appreciate your guidance in the dateing field, how has your luck been latley btw?

haha. No I'm an attorney by trade, so I get paid to advise, just not usually on relationships. I'm just here to help anyone I can in any way I can...it's kinda my thing. I figure if you can learn from my successes and mistakes through the years then I'm gonna help. No point in making you re-invent the wheel. As for my own dating life, well, I'm actually so busy with work (8-12 hour days) that I haven't been dating much the last month or two, but I have a few things that might be 'moved to the front burner' when work eases up a bit. :woot:

[Metamorpho1977]

You've graduated from Russian brides to Craigslist? We still have some work left to do with you, I see.

jag

I've been using Craigslist even while I was with the commie. They provide a great service.

[Superman79]

I've been using Craigslist even while I was with the commie. They provide a great service.

oy vey :whatever: :p

[Super_Ludacris]

Just a quick update about that white girl.


Smashed that **** like baby asprin. Luda always wins

[tzarinna]

Ah, to be young again.

[aaron]

Just a quick update about that white girl.


Smashed that **** like baby asprin. Luda always wins

ugh hate you:o

[Super_Ludacris]

Its not that difficult b. Im seeing this one chick tonight, she's inviting me over for dinner but I may have to push it back cause of the Pistons-Celtics game tonight. We'll see

[The Amazing Lee]

Just a quick update about that white girl.


Smashed that **** like baby asprin. Luda always wins

And that...ladies and gentlemen...is why nice guys finish last. :o

[aaron]

Its not that difficult b. Im seeing this one chick tonight, she's inviting me over for dinner but I may have to push it back cause of the Pistons-Celtics game tonight. We'll see

youre rejecting it..i havent got laid in almost two months now:(

[Super_Ludacris]

I mean the other whitechick I smashed is still available I think. You live near DC? you want her number?

[aaron]

i bet she doesnt like white boys

[Super_Ludacris]

She Like em ? yeah. Lust em? probably not

[aaron]

shes probs a gangsta ho anyhow ;)

[Super_Ludacris]

Shes a 23 year old senior grad at Boston University studying Biology and her dad is a senior doctor at a big hospital in Virginia.












































































But her head game is tremendous. Like those lips of hers *shudders and grins*

[aaron]

howd you get with her man?

[Super_Ludacris]

I explained a few pages back how I got with her. Met her at a party during the holidays mutual friends hosted. Hung out a couple of times the next couple of days. Slammed that before New Year's.

You know how us young folk get during the holidays.

[Golgo-13]

I mean the other whitechick I smashed is still available I think. You live near DC? you want her number?

Didn't know you lived in DC. We're practically neighbors.

[aaron]

hook up with her golgo ;)

[Golgo-13]

I'm married. So my game is rusty.

[The Amazing Lee]

hahaha jesus...getting laid sure is a high priority. :o

[Golgo-13]

hahaha jesus...getting laid sure is a high priority. :o

Well YOU wouldn't be here if it wasn't somebody's priority, now would you? :o

[The Amazing Lee]

Hahahaha. :(

I may not be getting laid at present...but I'm not really bothered to be honest...one step at a time. :up:

[aaron]

i kinda like being single but the no sex thing kinda sucks,i need a one night stand :/

[Golgo-13]

Hahahaha. :(

I may not be getting laid at present...but I'm not really bothered to be honest...one step at a time. :up:

I hear ya.

Sometimes i actually prefer self service over actually getting laid. You actually have no one to worry about but yourself.

[The Amazing Lee]

I wouldn't really want a one night stand...it'd feel wierd...after coming out of a 2 year relationship with a girl...and then...nothing...I dunno...I don't know if I want to feel the empty void where my penis met a vagina just right now. :down:

[JoeCat]

i kinda like being single but the no sex thing kinda sucks,i need a one night stand :/

Nobody can do me, like me.

[The Amazing Lee]

I hear ya.

Sometimes i actually prefer self service over actually getting laid. You actually have no one to worry about but yourself.

Hahaha...I dunno...two different sides of the spectrum...and it depends who is doing it. :grin:

[Golgo-13]

Nobody can do me, like me.

QFT.

[JoeCat]

QFT.

QFT is new to me.

Translate, please.

[Golgo-13]

Quoted

For

Truth

[JoeCat]

Quoted

For

Truth

Appropriate.

[jaguarr]

My wife was engaged when I met her, don't let that stop you. :ninja:

Mine was in a seven year relationship that was on the skids. I didn't start dating her until she was completely done with that relationship, though, but I did lay the groundwork for it early on. :ninja:

jag

[Superman79]

^ You always gotta plant the seeds :up:

[Gilpesh]

^ You always gotta plant the seeds :up:

Then you let it grow into a plant, then you **** the plant.

[CorpusBlack]

Then you let it grow into a plant, then you **** the plant.

...and **** it and **** it and **** it.

[Superman79]

Then you let it grow into a plant, then you **** the plant.

Exactly! :up: :D

[aaron]

so..my ex wants to get back together and i guess im kinda cool with that but her bestie also likes me and i am kinda intrigued by her so i would say yes,but its weird cos theyre best friends so if i do say yes it could like totally **** up their friendship,so im just confused at the mo in concern about what to do with the situation..or aliternatively i could spend my life masturbating:cool:

[DV8]

so..my ex wants to get back together and i guess im kinda cool with that but her bestie also likes me and i am kinda intrigued by her so i would say yes,but its weird cos theyre best friends so if i do say yes it could like totally **** up their friendship,so im just confused at the mo in concern about what to do with the situation..or aliternatively i could spend my life masturbating:cool:

you could pry get some sweet threesome action out of this if you played your cards right, but that would end up ruining your relationship w/ both of them, as well as their relationship w/ each other . . .

pry best to leave them both alone, if you really value that they'll remain friends, but in the end it's up to them to be mature about it (so good luck w/ that) . . . I guess if you really want to go for it, do it . . . but personally I wouldn't get back with an ex (unless it was one of those stupid break ups just cuz you had a fight)

although whatever you decide to do, please make sure you're not making that stupid goddam lip pout while doing it :cmad:

[aaron]

i like her friend and i think my ex should maybe just be selfless and see that her friend likes me back,but then again thats being selfish of me,and hey the pouts always on show:cool:

[DV8]

i like her friend and i think my ex should maybe just be selfless and see that her friend likes me back,but then again thats being selfish of me,and hey the pouts always on show:cool:

you can't use that kind of logic when dealing with females and their emotions though . . . if you go out w/ the best friend, it's sure to cripple their relationship . . . but that's your call haha

[amazingfantasy15]

i like her friend and i think my ex should maybe just be selfless and see that her friend likes me back,but then again thats being selfish of me,and hey the pouts always on show:cool:

You're talking about women here, their logic doesn't work that way.

[aaron]

i was thinking in an alternative reality marvel style,where girls arent all jealous and stuff

[DV8]

You're talking about women here, their logic doesn't work that way.

heh . . . I don't think they really use or understand the concept of logic at all :O

[CorpusBlack]

Jack said it best in 'As Good As It Gets':

Woman: "How do you write women so well?"
Jack: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

[aaron]

that movie just ****ing rocks

[CorpusBlack]

that movie just ****ing rocks

One of my favs by far. :up:

[aaron]

i dont think it would have worked without good ol jack though

[CorpusBlack]

i dont think it would have worked without good ol jack though

Agree. Then again, I honestly can't see anyone else playing any of Jack's roles after seeing him in them. Except for Ledger's Joker of course. :hoboj:

[Superman79]

so..my ex wants to get back together and i guess im kinda cool with that but her bestie also likes me and i am kinda intrigued by her so i would say yes,but its weird cos theyre best friends so if i do say yes it could like totally **** up their friendship,so im just confused at the mo in concern about what to do with the situation..or aliternatively i could spend my life masturbating:cool:

One big question here: Who did the breaking up? Did your ex leave you or vice versa. Because if she left you, I'd be more inclined to go with the other girl (or no one) as your ex 'had her chance and blew it'

Just a thought

Jack said it best in 'As Good As It Gets':

Woman: "How do you write women so well?"
Jack: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

QFT my friend, QFT :up:

[aaron]

she broke up with me, so i dunno i guess ill play it coolio

[CorpusBlack]

QFT my friend, QFT :up:

One of the top ten films lines ever IMO.

[aaron]

qft? :/

[CorpusBlack]

she broke up with me, so i dunno i guess ill play it coolio

If she broke up w/ you, then I say it's your call what you want to do. Unless of course you feel like you owe her something. However, if this other girl is completely awesome, I say go for it man. Who knows, maybe your relationship with her can eclipse that of her and your ex. Don't worry about coming off as a d-ck, because to women, we're all d-cks. Move on and do what you feel you need to do. If you like her, don't let an ex stop you.

[CorpusBlack]

qft? :/

quoted for truth.

[Superman79]

quoted for truth.

Or as I sometimes say "Quite F***in' True" :D

[CorpusBlack]

Or as I sometimes say "Quite F***in' True" :D

Yes yes.

[Superman79]

she broke up with me, so i dunno i guess ill play it coolio

Then in my humble opinion, she blew it. I gave a girl a second chance (and even a third) and each time she ripped out my heart. Just a thought.

[jaguarr]

she broke up with me, so i dunno i guess ill play it coolio

A two word concept I'm just going to put out there for the sake of conversation: "grudge f**k". Carry on.

jag

[CorpusBlack]

A two word concept I'm just going to put out there for the sake of conversation: "grudge f**k". Carry on.

jag

QFT.

[aaron]

she wasnt that good in bed though:/

[jaguarr]

she wasnt that good in bed though:/

All the more reason, I say. :up:

jag

[CorpusBlack]

she wasnt that good in bed though:/

As you get older man, that sh-t doesn't even matter anymore.

[aaron]

im nineteen,shouldnt work that way for a good ten years

[jaguarr]

A "grudge f**k" isn't nice. It's nasty and dirty and everything she wouldn't let you do to her when you were dating with the intent of never seeing her again. It's payback for treating you crappy and dumping you and then coming back around and trying to play with your heart all over again. You have to be careful, though, because a really good grudge f**k can open up a woman's inner **** and she'll be madly in love with you after you treat her like a whore and make her cum harder than she ever has before. Then you'll never be rid of her. Can be good or bad, depending on your point of view.

jag

[CorpusBlack]

im nineteen,shouldnt work that way for a good ten years

Well tag all the young arse you can because it'll be over before you know it.

[CorpusBlack]

A "grudge f**k" isn't nice. It's nasty and dirty and everything she wouldn't let you do to her when you were dating with the intent of never seeing her again. It's payback for treating you crappy and dumping you and then coming back around and trying to play with your heart all over again. You have to be careful, though, because a really good grudge f**k can open up a woman's inner **** and she'll be madly in love with you after you treat her like a whore and make her cum harder than she ever has before. Then you'll never be rid of her. Can be good or bad, depending on your point of view.

jag

And if you're at the beach, finish her off with the "sand roll". It's a good way to say 'goodbye'.

[jaguarr]

And if you're at the beach, finish her off with the "sand roll". It's a good way to say 'goodbye'.

Haha! :D

jag

[aaron]

vagina grain isnt a nice ending ;)

[Superman79]

A "grudge f**k" isn't nice. It's nasty and dirty and everything she wouldn't let you do to her when you were dating with the intent of never seeing her again. It's payback for treating you crappy and dumping you and then coming back around and trying to play with your heart all over again. You have to be careful, though, because a really good grudge f**k can open up a woman's inner **** and she'll be madly in love with you after you treat her like a whore and make her cum harder than she ever has before. Then you'll never be rid of her. Can be good or bad, depending on your point of view.

jag


Don't forget to finish that off with a nice 'donkey-punch' :up: :D

[jaguarr]

Don't forget to finish that off with a nice 'donkey-punch' :up: :D

You do that right after you PIITB.

jag

[Superman79]

You do that right after you PIITB.

jag

I was assuming that was a standard part of a good grudge f**k :D :up:

[jaguarr]

I was assuming that was a standard part of a good grudge f**k :D :up:

I feel it's very necessary for getting the point across, but some guys won't go down the Chocolate Way. I feel it undermines the very spirit of a grudge f**k to ignore it like that, personally.

jag

[CorpusBlack]

I was assuming that was a standard part of a good grudge f**k :D :up:

I was under the same understanding.

[Superman79]

I feel it's very necessary for getting the point across, but some guys won't go down the Chocolate Way. I feel it undermines the very spirit of a grudge f**k to ignore it like that, personally.

jag

Seconded.

[DV8]

this thread makes me want to have a good hard hate fk :o

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Trying to muster up the courage to call this guy.
Tips on how to get confident?
Ideas on what to talk about?

[Fran]

Be confident, more than anything.

[Erzengel]

What ever you kids talk about these days?

Those New Kids on the Block, and those MC Hammer pants. :huh:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

What ever you kids talk about these days?

Those New Kids on the Block, and those MC Hammer pants. :huh:

Wow, that helps. Thank you Erz, my problems are solved.

[Mr. Credible]

Trying to muster up the courage to call this guy.
Tips on how to get confident?
Ideas on what to talk about?


drink.

[The Amazing Lee]

drink.

I agree. :o

[aaron]

tell him youre horny?

[The Amazing Lee]

Do a poo whilst speaking on the phone.

[aaron]

and make sure he can hear the plop

[amazingfantasy15]

Trying to muster up the courage to call this guy.
Tips on how to get confident?
Ideas on what to talk about?

Phone sex, that's always a good conversation.

[aaron]

say something dorkish like um 'i bet i sound ghey',that should entice the guy

[Erzengel]

Say, something funny and ask how many cool points do you get for that?

[DV8]

heh . . . I don't think DT has gotten any actual advice yet :D

[DV8]

seriously though, DT . . . just be real flirty, and funny if you can be . . . that always gets me goin :up:

[Fran]

Phone sex, that's always a good conversation.

:up:

[aaron]

i thought the poo idea was cool:o

[Superman79]

heh . . . I don't think DT has gotten any actual advice yet :D

I talked to her about it last night on IM...she's gonna be fine. She lacks the social ineptitude of, say, GR87...and it sounds like he's been flirting with her already. She's got it in the bag :up:

[Superman79]

i thought the poo idea was cool:o

no. :dry:

[DV8]

^good . . . DT is a cute girl, so I was kind of confused that she would be calling the guy . . . usually starts the other way around . . . :up:

[Erzengel]

I talked to her about it last night on IM...she's gonna be fine. She lacks the social ineptitude of, say, GR87...and it sounds like he's been flirting with her already. She's got it in the bag :up:
Easy there Jerry Lee.

[The Original Bamfer]

Easy there Jerry Lee.

Hahaha. :up:

[CorpusBlack]

I talked to her about it last night on IM...she's gonna be fine. She lacks the social ineptitude of, say, GR87...and it sounds like he's been flirting with her already. She's got it in the bag :up:

Girls always have the upper hand once the seed has been planted.

[Superman79]

Easy there Jerry Lee.

It's not like that, she's like family to Fran and I. Theres a bunch of us who skype and IM. :o

[Erzengel]

Why don't you have a seat?

[The Original Bamfer]

I want to play cameraman!

[Showtime]

It's not like that, she's like family to Fran and I. Theres a bunch of us who skype and IM. :o

Who are we talking about?

That would make you and Fran...brothers.

[Superman79]

Who are we talking about?

That would make you and Fran...brothers.

Yeah, creepy huh? :oldrazz:

[Showtime]

Not so much.

[The Original Bamfer]

It's fitting.

[Erzengel]

I want to play cameraman!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/12/13/us/13justice.xlarge1.jpg

So when you said that you had a present in your pants for DT!, what did you mean?

[Superman79]

Why don't you have a seat?

who do you think I am?? kainedamo??? :huh: :(

[Deep Thinkin'!]

heh . . . I don't think DT has gotten any actual advice yet :D

seriously though, DT . . . just be real flirty, and funny if you can be . . . that always gets me goin :up:

Yeah, be funny and flirty.... I know, still no advice.

Phone sex, that's always a good conversation.

O'course :o

I talked to her about it last night on IM...she's gonna be fine. She lacks the social ineptitude of, say, GR87...and it sounds like he's been flirting with her already. She's got it in the bag :up:

^good . . . DT is a cute girl, so I was kind of confused that she would be calling the guy . . . usually starts the other way around . . . :up:

Yeah, but most of them are guys I don't like. :down:

Easy there Jerry Lee.

I want to play cameraman!

Hey, he's my bro, coolz it.

Even though I'm all set, apparently I got the wrong number or something. (I got it months back, so who knows)

So, I'll have to work on getting his number again.

[Superman79]

Even though I'm all set, apparently I got the wrong number or something. (I got it months back, so who knows)

So, I'll have to work on getting his number again.


YOU CAN DO IT!!! :D

:robschnieder:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

YOU CAN DO IT!!! :D

:robschnieder:

lol I'm going to go see him in a little bit.

I'm video taping a sports game for my school, and turns out he's playing. I doubt I'll be able to talk to him much with him playing, but at least I can say I saw some of the game. :up:

[Hudson]

Dear Loveline, I need some loving when will that happen?

regards,

Only the lonely.

[stcardinal]

I don't think I need advice but damn it if I didn't need some support! So I've been with this girl who's an international student who was really into me and we had plans for 2008 all planned out. Everything was perfect until she went back on vacation and is now not coming back. Apparently her parents didn't like the fact that she was seeing me, didn't want her to come back, which got her to think about how our relationship won't go anywhere because of the long distance so she's calling it quits (double wammie!). Anyway, I made a website about it (http://basicstories.franklieu.com) with a make shift petition for her folks, if you guys wanna show some support go ahead and sign it and share the site with others. I also try to keep it updated with some photo comic strips about us.

[Ghostvirus]

*signs petition* good luck man.:csad:

[stcardinal]

*signs petition* good luck man.:csad:

While I appreciate the thought ghost, her parents will be seeing it... so...

[Ghostvirus]

Oh, so...um how do I change what I said?

[stcardinal]

Oh, so...um how do I change what I said?

Nothing it just got removed there's a censorship block. Nothing fancy man, just good luck and the best will do.

[Ghostvirus]

I was being goofy. I honestly didn't think the parents would take this seriously. So should I sign it again then?

[aaron]

good luckkkk

[stcardinal]

I was being goofy. I honestly didn't think the parents would take this seriously. So should I sign it again then?

Ya if you want, I'd appreciate it a ton! They probably won't, since they won't even talk to me, but whatever, anything and everything helps ya know?

[Ghostvirus]

Nothing wrong with having hope.

[stcardinal]

Heh thanks. I'm trying to collect as many sigs as I can and make the website somewhat successful so her folks will want to at least acknowledge it or can't ignore it. Of course it's not the only thing I'll be doing. An underdog's gotta fight for whatever he wants right? :yay:

[Ghostvirus]

Why don't you just move to where ever she is to be with her?

[The Joker_1000]

I have a question:

I've been talking to this girl for about a month now & I always liked her, even when she had told me a while back she had a boyfriend. I don't know but I might be in love with the girl. Is there any way I might be able to tell her? Or am I just rushing into things since we're still not really in a relationship?

[stcardinal]

Why don't you just move to where ever she is to be with her?

Because that would be insane and puts me at a disadvantage income and opputunity wise.

[Erzengel]

You're rushing into it, and you are probably infatuated, not in love.

[stcardinal]

I have a question:

I've been talking to this girl for about a month now & I always liked her, even when she had told me a while back she had a boyfriend. I don't know but I might be in love with the girl. Is there any way I might be able to tell her? Or am I just rushing into things since we're still not really in a relationship?

If you like her you need to tell her. Otherwise you fall into the friend zone and she'll be telling you about her new bf.

[Ghostvirus]

I have a question:

I've been talking to this girl for about a month now & I always liked her, even when she had told me a while back she had a boyfriend. I don't know but I might be in love with the girl. Is there any way I might be able to tell her? Or am I just rushing into things since we're still not really in a relationship?

Never, ever tell a person you love them until you have been in a relationship for a while. It is just creepy. Even if you think you do love them. That crap only works in the movies.

Because that would be insane and puts me at a disadvantage income and opputunity wise.

I don't know about insane. If she feels the same about you, as you do her. Then she should be flattered. I am not talking about rolling up on her house with a suit case. I am talking about getting your own place there. just to be near her.

[jaguarr]

I don't think I need advice but damn it if I didn't need some support! So I've been with this girl who's an international student who was really into me and we had plans for 2008 all planned out. Everything was perfect until she went back on vacation and is now not coming back. Apparently her parents didn't like the fact that she was seeing me, didn't want her to come back, which got her to think about how our relationship won't go anywhere because of the long distance so she's calling it quits (double wammie!). Anyway, I made a website about it (http://basicstories.franklieu.com) with a make shift petition for her folks, if you guys wanna show some support go ahead and sign it and share the site with others. I also try to keep it updated with some photo comic strips about us.

You may need to face the possibility that she's using the "My parents won't let me" schtick as a convenient way of getting out of a relationship with you without having to tell you she's not into you anymore, dude. Not trying to rain on your parade, but you need to see all sides of the cube, here. Best of luck. Remember, no matter what happens, that's what it was supposed to be.

jag

[Erzengel]

Or there's another guy in Taiwan. Jag is right, not to mention after reading the blog you were only together for 6 months. Not really enough a lot of time. Give her time, but move on especially if she seems to string you along.

[aaron]

just face it dude,she hates you:p

[Gilpesh]

Girl on vacation = relationship over

:dry:

[The Joker_1000]

If you like her you need to tell her. Otherwise you fall into the friend zone and she'll be telling you about her new bf.


Well, to be honest we are supposed to be "friends" right now but she said she'd let me know when she was ready for another relationship as she recently got out of a bad relationship. I know she probably likes me but I talk to her whenever I get the chance.

[The Joker_1000]

Never, ever tell a person you love them until you have been in a relationship for a while. It is just creepy. Even if you think you do love them. That crap only works in the movies.



I don't know about insane. If she feels the same about you, as you do her. Then she should be flattered. I am not talking about rolling up on her house with a suit case. I am talking about getting your own place there. just to be near her.


Well, I started to do it when I was half sleep earlier but I fell back asleep. I had a dream about doing it where she told me she didn't feel the same way so that really prompted me to not to do it.

[Ghostvirus]

Just ask her out, & let things evolve that way.

[The Joker_1000]

I already did & she said she's not ready for a real relationship but she seems to say sexual things to me a lot when we talk on the phone.

[Ghostvirus]

Then you have let it be known that you want to be with her, so now it is up to her to make the move. Either way you didn't lose a friendship, so you should be happy.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

ok, i think i embarrassed myself with the guy i'm chasing.

Turns out, he's an amazing goalie. I mean seriously amazing, and he's like... captain...

I waited until I could say hi, and I did, then I dropped my phone, and said "wow, I'm graceful".

I didn't get a chance to see the look on his face, and he didn't say anything. So :sigh:

I need to calm down. Goddamn me.

[Hudson]

ok, i think i embarrassed myself with the guy i'm chasing.

Turns out, he's an amazing goalie. I mean seriously amazing, and he's like... captain...

I waited until I could say hi, and I did, then I dropped my phone, and said "wow, I'm graceful".

I didn't get a chance to see the look on his face, and he didn't say anything. So :sigh:

I need to calm down. Goddamn me.

I don't have a lot of experience, but I think guys could possibly find that cute and attractive. :yay:

[aaron]

hes a goalie,so hes fat?

[The Joker_1000]

Then you have let it be known that you want to be with her, so now it is up to her to make the move. Either way you didn't lose a friendship, so you should be happy.

I've told her repeatedly & she's said that she'll let me know when she's ready & that she thinks I'd make a great boyfriend & all that.

[Ghostvirus]

I've told her repeatedly & she's said that she'll let me know when she's ready & that she thinks I'd make a great boyfriend & all that.

Then all you can do is wait. Remember Patience is just a really cool name for a stripper.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I don't have a lot of experience, but I think guys could possibly find that cute and attractive. :yay:

yay

hes a goalie,so hes fast?

fixed

yes

very fast.:heart:

[Hudson]

yay
So this guy, he a goalie for soccer or Hockey or something else?:huh:

[aaron]

yay



fixed

yes

very fast.:heart:

cos goalies are always known for their running ability:whatever:

[Deep Thinkin'!]

So this guy, he a goalie for soccer or Hockey or something else?:huh:

soccer

cos goalies are always known for their running ability:whatever:

:cmad: he can save that ball, woot! :cmad:

[aaron]

he should be more worried about protecting his own

[Symbiotic]

hes a goalie,so hes fat?*insert picture of Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks here*

[aaron]

he was soo hawt

[Hudson]

soccer


Good luck with the guy!

[Deep Thinkin'!]

oh wellz, he's cute to me. :meow:

[The Joker_1000]

Then all you can do is wait. Remember Patience is just a really cool name for a stripper.


What does that even mean?

[Superman79]

ok, i think i embarrassed myself with the guy i'm chasing.

Turns out, he's an amazing goalie. I mean seriously amazing, and he's like... captain...

I waited until I could say hi, and I did, then I dropped my phone, and said "wow, I'm graceful".

I didn't get a chance to see the look on his face, and he didn't say anything. So :sigh:

I need to calm down. Goddamn me.

You'll be fine. He likely thought it was funny (cute funny not haha funny). As for not saying anything, that means nothing, he probably didn't want to make you feel bad by prolonging the situation.

[The Joker_1000]

So, Superman79, could you give me some advice? Just PM me, it'll go quicker that way.

[Ghostvirus]

What does that even mean?

It means be Patient! GRRR.:cmad:

[The Joker_1000]

I'm trying to be.

[Ghostvirus]

Well thats about all you can be right now. You can't force a person to be with you. I think in the end she would respect you more if you just went with the flow.

I know it is extremely hard to do that, but the end result will be worth the wait. I think anyway.

Maybe going out with other people will help. Not just sitting around waiting for her to move. Perhaps it will also spark some jealousy as well. Get things moving along faster.

[Ghostvirus]

Hey I got a question. If a woman who likes you makes contact with her hand. What is the contact like? Hard, soft, medium soft, or a light brush?

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Hey I got a question. If a woman who likes you makes contact with her hand. What is the contact like? Hard, soft, medium soft, or a light brush?

It depends. Explain the situation.

[Fran]

What if it's a grope

[Ghostvirus]

It depends. Explain the situation.

Say they are taking something from your hand like a pen. They don't exactly touch your hand they just kind of hover over it just enough to touch, but not touch.

[The Joker_1000]

Well thats about all you can be right now. You can't force a person to be with you. I think in the end she would respect you more if you just went with the flow.

I know it is extremely hard to do that, but the end result will be worth the wait. I think anyway.

Maybe going out with other people will help. Not just sitting around waiting for her to move. Perhaps it will also spark some jealousy as well. Get things moving along faster.

I will do that then. Thanks for your time.

[Ghostvirus]

What ever.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Say they are taking something from your hand like a pen. They don't exactly touch your hand they just kind of hover over it just enough to touch, but not touch.

i think she's just taking the pen :huh:

[aaron]

what if you have a pencil:huh:

[Val]

Say they are taking something from your hand like a pen. They don't exactly touch your hand they just kind of hover over it just enough to touch, but not touch.

Women touch a lot more than men do, touching may not mean a whole lot but looks usually do, was she looking at your face when she brushed her hand against yours? Of course if she is shy, she will avoid eye contact, which makes it harder.

[Gilpesh]

i think she's just taking the pen :huh:

Exactly. Maybe if this was one of those things where she took the pen and then her hand stays on yours and there was eye contact between the two of you.

Deep Thinkin' has it right by not over thinking it. It was just taking a pen.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Yeah, don't go

"zomg, she touched my hand when i gave her the pen, what does that mean!?"

don't think about the pen.... or pencil. :o

[Ghostvirus]

This is one of the things that bothers me. As evident in the the advice. There are a lot of variables that go into even just the simple touching of hand. It almost seems that a 3rd party would have to be a witness to successfully determine the situations.

I will say that this. More often than not. When I see her. She either smacks at my hand playfully, or actually touches me on the arm, or hand.

[Gilpesh]

Arm and hand?

Eh... unless she's practically hanging off your arm or holding your hand constantly. That could just being a touchy feely friend.

[The Joker_1000]

What ever.


Why are you being a jerk, man?

[Deep Thinkin'!]

This is one of the things that bothers me. As evident in the the advice. There are a lot of variables that go into even just the simple touching of hand. It almost seems that a 3rd party would have to be a witness to successfully determine the situations.

I will say that this. More often than not. When I see her. She either smacks at my hand playfully, or actually touches me on the arm, or hand.

see how she treats other guys. If she treats you better than the others, then there is a sign.

[Hudson]

You'll be fine. He likely thought it was funny (cute funny not haha funny). As for not saying anything, that means nothing, he probably didn't want to make you feel bad by prolonging the situation.

is what I said :cmad:

[Ghostvirus]

Why are you being a jerk, man?

I wasn't really meaning to come off as a jerk. I just got a dismissive vibe from your post, so I was just saying what ever, if you take my advice fine. If you don't then that is fine as well.

[The Joker_1000]

I didn't mean it in a bad way, I meant it as in I'll try to talk to the other girl later on today when I get to school. You actually made a lot of sense.

[Silverstein]

Relationship advice? PAH!

To Girls:
Guys are like pinatas, you just gotta beat them until candy comes out.

To guys:
Girls are more intricate than a 747. Because as cool or as down to earth as they will try to be there is always that "I don't know.." and then a pout. It doesn't matter if she has an IQ of 160 or if she is a pure valley girl she will pull that crap and ruin your day. But you will not know when that day will come.
Generic Billy: Wanna go to the mall?
Generic Belanie: Whatever you want to do.
Generic Billy: Okay well I want to know what you want to do so that we're both equally happy.
Generic Belanie: ...Okaaay?(said sarcastically) Well, it's up to you what we do. I really don't care.
Generic Billy: Okay then let's go to the mall and then the movies.
Generic Belanie: No, I don't want to do that.
Generic Billy: (Getting angry..) You just said--okay what do you want to do?
Generic Belanie: I don't know.



And that's how it will happen. In no means is this an often thing, but it will happen and you will know. And then you'll wonder, why offer doing anything if the person doesn't actually want to do "anything?" Why shoot something down if you don't have another option?

Fickle. Are the days of our lives.

It's not so bad though. You'll learn how to cope.

[Erzengel]

Hey I got a question. If a woman who likes you makes contact with her hand. What is the contact like? Hard, soft, medium soft, or a light brush?
Is it constantly through the whole night? In general, most women wouldn't touch someone when they talk unless she was comfortable, attracted or drunk.

[Mee]

AttractED?


Not all hot womens run around touching people Erz. I mean, not in real life.


...:csad:

[Superman79]

is what I said :cmad:

Yes, but I said it more eloquently using words such as "prolong" ;) :p

[Erzengel]

AttractED?


Not all hot womens run around touching people Erz. I mean, not in real life.


...:csad:
In a social setting, Meeford. :o

[Mee]

In a social setting, Meeford. :o
Haw haw, you edited. :o :cmad:

[Superman79]

AttractED?


Not all hot womens run around touching people Erz. I mean, not in real life.


...:csad:

Are you referring to your pornographic/groping fantasies again?

[Erzengel]

Haw haw, you edited. :o :cmad:
You should try flirting with your dance mate, hone your skills. :up:

[Mee]

You should try flirting with your dance mate, hone your skills. :up:
She laughs at all my jokes.

I'm so in! :wow:

[Erzengel]

Ask her to go steady.

[Superman79]

Did you really just use the term "go steady"?? :huh:

[ElToro]

Really Old.

[Mee]

Ask her to go steady.
Golly, that'd be swell!

[Erzengel]

Did you really just use the term "go steady"??

Really Old.
Gee willikers, ya think so?

And S79, don't make me take away your advice rights for insubordination. :csad:

[Erzengel]

Did you really just use the term "go steady"?? :huh:

Really Old.
Gee willikers, ya think so?

And S79, don't make me take away your advice rights for insubordination. :csad:

Golly, that'd be swell!
And walk around town, with your hands in each other's pockets. :cwink:

[ElToro]

^ok

[Superman79]

And S79, don't make me take away your advice rights for insubordination. :csad:




Gorsh Colonel...I didn't mean to step o'r the line.

: privategomerpyle:

[amazingfantasy15]

I don't think I need advice but damn it if I didn't need some support! So I've been with this girl who's an international student who was really into me and we had plans for 2008 all planned out. Everything was perfect until she went back on vacation and is now not coming back. Apparently her parents didn't like the fact that she was seeing me, didn't want her to come back, which got her to think about how our relationship won't go anywhere because of the long distance so she's calling it quits (double wammie!). Anyway, I made a website about it (http://basicstories.franklieu.com) with a make shift petition for her folks, if you guys wanna show some support go ahead and sign it and share the site with others. I also try to keep it updated with some photo comic strips about us.

Heh thanks. I'm trying to collect as many sigs as I can and make the website somewhat successful so her folks will want to at least acknowledge it or can't ignore it. Of course it's not the only thing I'll be doing. An underdog's gotta fight for whatever he wants right? :yay:

You really think this is gonna work?!?! You're going to send her parents a petition signed by a bunch of strangers on the internetand they're just gonna say, well, a bunch of strangers want our daughter to date this guy we better let it happen. This is gonna permantly end any chances. The sad thing is this girl probably has very traditional parents that don't want her with someone of a different nationality, it sucks, but an online petition isn't going to help.

[amazingfantasy15]

ok, i think i embarrassed myself with the guy i'm chasing.

Turns out, he's an amazing goalie. I mean seriously amazing, and he's like... captain...

I waited until I could say hi, and I did, then I dropped my phone, and said "wow, I'm graceful".

I didn't get a chance to see the look on his face, and he didn't say anything. So :sigh:

I need to calm down. Goddamn me.

I'd find that cute funny and if he didn't see it that way he's not worth your time.

I've told her repeatedly & she's said that she'll let me know when she's ready & that she thinks I'd make a great boyfriend & all that.

Dude, this is the point where you've gotta lay off, let her have time, if you start going out with her too soon after the last guy you'll just be a rebound anyway. Don't keep asking, in the movies that might work, in the real world that type of action leads to a restraining order.

[aaron]

wooo girls

[Immortalfire]

wooo girls

I like girls.

[aaron]

me too,sometimes

[Ghostvirus]

Is it constantly through the whole night? In general, most women wouldn't touch someone when they talk unless she was comfortable, attracted or drunk.

Not drunk, more than likely just conforable. I am trying my darndest not to read anything into it, but man if I don't feel a connection. Everytime we talk I feel like this gravitational pull towards that I have to subside.

Ask her to go steady.

Wow. Haven't seen that used since 4th grade.

[amazingfantasy15]

Not drunk, more than likely just conforable. I am trying my darndest not to read anything into it, but man if I don't feel a connection. Everytime we talk I feel like this gravitational pull towards that I have to subside.

Wow. Haven't seen that used since 4th grade.

Does she have a boyfriend? If not, then ask her out, the playful hitting is always a good sign. I mean sure, your hand may be pissed that you're looking for a little something more, but it always gets over it and will always be there if you need it again.

[Superman79]

Does she have a boyfriend? If not, then ask her out, the playful hitting is always a good sign. I mean sure, your hand may be pissed that you're looking for a little something more, but it always gets over it and will always be there if you need it again.

Agreed. What have you got to lose. If she wasn't stumbling drunk, then odds are she was kinda giving you a vibe, and you should act on it. Whats the worst that could happen? She says no? If she does, then what have you lost? Nothing. Now if she says "yes" then you have a whole new avenue to explore. Basically, DO IT!! You've got nothing to lose. :up:

[DBella]

When Dear Abby retires, I will petition for Superman79 to take her place.

[Erzengel]

Not drunk, more than likely just conforable. I am trying my darndest not to read anything into it, but man if I don't feel a connection. Everytime we talk I feel like this gravitational pull towards that I have to subside.



Wow. Haven't seen that used since 4th grade.
You are fearing rejection which isn't helping your confidence, however, there is never a sure thing. If you have a good feeling about her, and how she may feel, ask her out. Even if you don't have a good feeling, you risk very little in the long run.

[Superman79]

When Dear Abby retires, I will petition for Superman79 to take her place.

Just doing my part to try and make people's lives better/ encourage them not to be dumb and miss out on life. :up: :D

[Gilpesh]

Just doing my part to try and make people's lives better/ encourage them not to be dumb and miss out on life. :up: :D

And I do the same (but with more bad news), only with my advice (if you could ever call it that), it's not encouraging... it's flat out telling them.

[Erzengel]

I try and balance out the hurt with a little help now and then. :up:

[Ghostvirus]

You are fearing rejection which isn't helping your confidence, however, there is never a sure thing. If you have a good feeling about her, and how she may feel, ask her out. Even if you don't have a good feeling, you risk very little in the long run.

The thing is she is married, so I am pretty sure it is just being comfortable, but there are times when I wonder.

[Erzengel]

I swear if this is about that Pharmacy girl again, I'm going to reach through this computer and punch you in the kidneys.

[amazingfantasy15]

The thing is she is married, so I am pretty sure it is just being comfortable, but there are times when I wonder.

Wow, that's an important piece of information! No, it doesn't mean anything, stop thinking it does because it doesn't. Pharmacy Girl is off the market, find someone new dammit!

[Gilpesh]

The thing is she is married, so I am pretty sure it is just being comfortable, but there are times when I wonder.

BAD! Down boy! BAD!

She's just no longer interested in sending signals cause she is married. So things she does which might be 'signals' are just her being her.

Don't make Erz smack you.

[DV8]

D'oh!!! Not pharmacy girl again :(

[Superman79]

I swear if this is about that Pharmacy girl again, I'm going to reach through this computer and punch you in the kidneys.

Finish it off with a kick to the pills too...just so he remembers it

[DV8]

yeah, knowing you GV, if you were to get it on w/ Pharmacy Girl, or whoever this mystery woman is, knowing that she's married will slowly take its toll on you, and more importantly any kind of relationship you might wish to have . . . if you're just trying to bang, bang her.

but I know that's not how you roll . . .

[DBella]

Just doing my part to try and make people's lives better/ encourage them not to be dumb and miss out on life. :up: :D
If my opinion matters, I just want to say that you're going a fine job. :up: :heart:

[Superman79]

If my opinion matters, I just want to say that you're going a fine job. :up: :heart:

Your opinion always matters my dear ;)

[Ghostvirus]

No it isn't Pharmacygirl.:whatever:

I just have bad luck with finding available woman I guess. It was just a question.

[Erzengel]

No it isn't Pharmacygirl.:whatever:

It was just a question.
We just want to make sure you aren't straying.

[Superman79]

I just have bad luck with finding available woman I guess. It was just a question.


They're out there, you just have to keep your eyes open. Just try to stay away from the ones with "finger cancer" and you'll be fine. :woot:

[Immortalfire]

As I read through this whole topic, it's almost wrong how much comedy gold is in here. Not all situations, just a select few.

[Gilpesh]

They're out there, you just have to keep your eyes open. Just try to stay away from the ones with "finger cancer" and you'll be fine. :woot:

Or instead of finger cancer... she those women as assassin's who have gone through a ritual where the left ring finger is removed so that a hidden blade strapped to their forearm can shoot out and stab you and kill your manhood without anyone around noticing what happened.



Man I need to lay off with Assassin's Creed... although I think that one actually works pretty well.

[Erzengel]

Just so you know people, it's like a month before V-Day.

[Superman79]

Vagina day? :huh:

[Erzengel]

Well for some of us, other's it's Valentine's Day where a certain person is going to give a certain something to a certain classmate?

[Hudson]

Dear Love Connection, I am in love with Dennis Franz, will I ever feel his love? :heart:

[Ghostvirus]

Just so you know people, it's like a month before V-Day.


Or as I call it watch Joe Versus The Volcano, drink a bottle of whiskey, & cry myself to sleep day...Good day all around.:up:

[Superman79]

Well for some of us, other's it's Valentine's Day where a certain person is going to give a certain something to a certain classmate?


You mean like this thing I got for Bella???

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j230/BoSoxSuperman/Misc/98954903_7386ca7106_o.jpg

:D

[Superman79]

Or as I call it watch Joe Versus The Volcano, drink a bottle of whiskey, & cry myself to sleep day...Good day all around.:up:


Whoa. Thank you Captain Sunshine.

[Erzengel]

I hope you know her name.

[knowsbleed]

People help me please. I need to find out how to get a girl to play video games with me. I've tried the "do you like me, yes or no" letter. I've tried JALing them...but they pretty much act like I don't exist. So what do I do? I'm so lonely...but I have a lot of Hot Pockets I can share.

[Immortalfire]

People help me please. I need to find out how to get a girl to play video games with me. I've tried the "do you like me, yes or no" letter. I've tried JALing them...but they pretty much act like I don't exist. So what do I do? I'm so lonely...but I have a lot of Hot Pockets I can share.

Don't ever resort the way of the JAL.

[Superman79]

People help me please. I need to find out how to get a girl to play video games with me. I've tried the "do you like me, yes or no" letter. I've tried JALing them...but they pretty much act like I don't exist. So what do I do? I'm so lonely...but I have a lot of Hot Pockets I can share.


Hoooooot Pockets! :D

:jimgaffigan:

[amazingfantasy15]

Or as I call it watch Joe Versus The Volcano, drink a bottle of whiskey, & cry myself to sleep day...Good day all around.:up:

I'd recommend Predator, as there's no tacked on love story, it's basically all @$$-kicking, you don't want to watch a movie with rommance in it on that day.

[amazingfantasy15]

Well for some of us, other's it's Valentine's Day where a certain person is going to give a certain something to a certain classmate?

Oh yeah! I wonder if he's found out her name yet and moved on to step 2 of his plan.

[Superman79]

Oh yeah! I wonder if he's found out her name yet and moved on to step 2 of his plan. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed it. :D

[Immortalfire]

A plastic-looking girl wearing a thong over a large ass wants to be my friend on MySpace. How shall I proceed?

[stcardinal]

You may need to face the possibility that she's using the "My parents won't let me" schtick as a convenient way of getting out of a relationship with you without having to tell you she's not into you anymore, dude. Not trying to rain on your parade, but you need to see all sides of the cube, here. Best of luck. Remember, no matter what happens, that's what it was supposed to be.

jag

Ya that's what people say when they don't know us personally but those who do know that that just isn't the case. She does like me and one day she tearfully told me about the bad news. So it's not like she's trying to use it as an excuse. Plus, she did enroll for school. I don't think anyone would pay to take their exams, apply for grad school, register, pay their rent in advance, etc, just to break up with a someone.

[Ghostvirus]

Whoa. Thank you Captain Sunshine.

Thats me!:up:

People help me please. I need to find out how to get a girl to play video games with me. I've tried the "do you like me, yes or no" letter. I've tried JALing them...but they pretty much act like I don't exist. So what do I do? I'm so lonely...but I have a lot of Hot Pockets I can share.

Hell for Hotpockets. I'll show up in drag, & play games with you. You can call me Susie.:o NO TOUCHY THOUGH!:cmad:

I'd recommend Predator, as there's no tacked on love story, it's basically all @$$-kicking, you don't want to watch a movie with rommance in it on that day.

I might go with a Robocop, Commando, Predator combo. Maybe throw in some 300.

[Gilpesh]

A plastic-looking girl wearing a thong over a large ass wants to be my friend on MySpace. How shall I proceed?

Uh, I suggest you do it in the butt. [/Leon Phelps]

[amazingfantasy15]

Ya that's what people say when they don't know us personally but those who do know that that just isn't the case. She does like me and one day she tearfully told me about the bad news. So it's not like she's trying to use it as an excuse. Plus, she did enroll for school. I don't think anyone would pay to take their exams, apply for grad school, register, pay their rent in advance, etc, just to break up with a someone.

Yeah, but an online petition isn't going to change her parent's mind, what do they care about what a bunch of strangers on the internet have to say.

[stcardinal]

Hey I got a question. If a woman who likes you makes contact with her hand. What is the contact like? Hard, soft, medium soft, or a light brush?

Light brushes from experience.

[stcardinal]

Yeah, but an online petition isn't going to change her parent's mind, what do they care about what a bunch of strangers on the internet have to say.

Why does everyone think that's the only thing I'm doing? It's a bonus on top of me trying to maintain a civil relationship with them. And you're right, they could careless, even I know that, but at least it's something more. They may say, well I don't care what they say, but it surprises me that you even thought about going through all this just to try and prove something to us. I mean, who knows. This is the extent of romanticism in real life, we can't all be like Ben in the Graduate where we run into a church, bang on the glass like a madman and stop a wedding. :whatever:

[Ghostvirus]

Everybody here can give experience about love, but at the end of the day it is your own personal experience that matters the most, so if you actually think this petition will work. Then by all means have it.

I personally wish you all the luck. I really hope that someday on this thread that some one posts that the person they were persueing ends up marrying the person they were persueing.

[Erzengel]

Why does everyone think that's the only thing I'm doing? It's a bonus on top of me trying to maintain a civil relationship with them. And you're right, they could careless, even I know that, but at least it's something more. They may say, well I don't care what they say, but it surprises me that you even thought about going through all this just to try and prove something to us. I mean, who knows. This is the extent of romanticism in real life, we can't all be like Ben in the Graduate where we run into a church, bang on the glass like a madman and stop a wedding. :whatever:
Well you can go over there.

[jaguarr]

A plastic-looking girl wearing a thong over a large ass wants to be my friend on MySpace. How shall I proceed?

Post her pics here so we can further advise you. :up:

jag

[jaguarr]

Ya that's what people say when they don't know us personally but those who do know that that just isn't the case. She does like me and one day she tearfully told me about the bad news. So it's not like she's trying to use it as an excuse. Plus, she did enroll for school. I don't think anyone would pay to take their exams, apply for grad school, register, pay their rent in advance, etc, just to break up with a someone.

I just mention it as a possibility you need to be prepared for. And, you're applying logic to a woman's decisions about her love life which isn't always the best approach. ;)

jag

[The Joker_1000]

I'd find that cute funny and if he didn't see it that way he's not worth your time.



Dude, this is the point where you've gotta lay off, let her have time, if you start going out with her too soon after the last guy you'll just be a rebound anyway. Don't keep asking, in the movies that might work, in the real world that type of action leads to a restraining order.

Yeah, that's why I'm trying to talk to other girls in the meantime.

[Ash J. Williams]

I might go with a Robocop, Commando, Predator combo. Maybe throw in some 300.
Don't forget Army of Darkness.

[ElToro]

me too,sometimes
What do you mean sometimes.What you like guys too?