*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Mister J]

I did a double take, because I thought he meant 17 days since she called. That would have been long enough to send a message. But 17 months?!? Good Lord. :dry:

How long did Diogenes search Athens for a honest man? :ninja:

[Erzengel]

It's been 17 months since she last called.

I think she is using the extra time to heal and inspite of that to heal from her last bad relationship. I still think she is going to call and that she does really like me.
Okay.

I just have to applaud you on your commitment to your comedy stylings because there is no way you can function like this normally.

[kytrigger]

Okay.

I just have to applaud you on your commitment to your comedy stylings because there is no way you can function like this normally.Ghostrider87 is proof that Andy Kaufman is still alive.

[jaguarr]

Oh....my.....God. :dry:

jag

[POWdER-man]

Oh....my.....God. :dry:

jag

I imagine that's what the wifey said last night.....:ninja:

[Erzengel]

If you take the best 17 months of me dating, I might have went through 3-4 different relationships.

Just in case this is legit, GR it doesn't take that long to heal.

[jaguarr]

I imagine that's what the wifey said last night.....:ninja:

Yeah, but with a hell of a lot of enthusiasm and a lack of breath. :hyper:

jag

[Ghostrider87]

I was at Six Flags yesterday, and this hot girl bumped into me while waiting to get on Superman: Ultimate Flight. She says "Whoa, sorry about that". She totally wanted me, right?

:hyper:

I think she was being polite as she bumped into you. When I had to put my Marvel Avengers Encyclopida in the Cubs bag I got from the Cubs game beating the Giants 12-1 saw it anyways there was a attractive woman that managed bump into my stomach with her bag she said sorry I think this sounds like a similar case both being polite although yours involved no bag.

[Erzengel]

I think she was being polite as she bumped into you. When I had to put my Marvel Avengers Encyclopida in the Cubs bag I got from the Cubs game beating the Giants 12-1 saw it anyways there was a attractive woman that managed bump into my stomach with her bag she said sorry I think this sounds like a similar case both being polite although yours involved no bag.
Okay now apply that "being nice to you" to every story you ever told us.

Carmen at Hooters.
Jill at the Movies.
All those waitresses you get advice from.

[Immortalfire]

............

[Ghostrider87]

Reading about Hooters Pimp's non-existent "girl problems" just validates my being a bachelor, but there are many other things that do that.

I could never understand how anyone could be that naïve

I wonder what your respone is going to be when I tell you she has called me and I reunited with her?

Also your statement about me being naive will be looking very bad.:o

[WorthyStevens]

I wonder what your respone is going to be when I tell you she has called and I reunited with her?

Now I'm getting sad.

[DV8]

No I can't recall a time like that.

this guy can't be for real . . . seriously . . . but whatever; real or not, I'm willing to play along :o

[Immortalfire]

I just don't know anymore. :csad:

[POWdER-man]

I would say he was retarded but he writes too well........I think there was truism to him being this pathetic before but now......I think he is just ****ing with us....

[Ghostrider87]

Now I'm getting sad.

Prepare to feel really sad when she calls and there still isn't a report of the Titanic coming back together and going back up which you said there is a better chance of that happening but it didn't.:o

You might as well just save yourself the embarrasment and admit you are wrong now.

[Addendum]

So what will make her call you now after a year and a half away from you?

[WorthyStevens]

Prepare to feel really sad when she calls and there still isn't a report of the Titanic coming back together and going back up which you said there is a better chance of that happening but it didn't.:o

You might as well just save yourself the embarrasment and admit you are wrong now.

I should admit it, but I don't have the time, seeing as I'm about to return a call from a particular girl which didn't take over 17 months to make.

[jaguarr]

It's been a year and a half, dude. She's not going to call. She doesn't even remember you are alive and wouldn't care even if she suddenly did. She does not want to talk to you. If she did, she would have done so when you called the first time and set up some time for the two of you to get together. Why is this so damn difficult for you to understand? :huh:

jag

[ShadowBoxing]

Prepare to feel really sad when she calls and there still isn't a report of the Titanic coming back together and going back up which you said there is a better chance of that happening but it didn't.:o

You might as well just save yourself the embarrasment and admit you are wrong now.
Why would she call you now after a year and a half?

And by the way it's not a "prediction" she won't call you back, it's a mathematical certainty.

[kainedamo]

Prepare to feel really sad when she calls and there still isn't a report of the Titanic coming back together and going back up which you said there is a better chance of that happening but it didn't.:o

You might as well just save yourself the embarrasment and admit you are wrong now.

What do you think the reason is that she hasn't called yet?

[Shuley]

Your waiting for a girl to call you back after 17 months? Ask yourself this...Gee,How desperate am I?

[DV8]

I think GR87 is actually Mr. J . . . :o

[Ghostrider87]

It's been a year and a half, dude. She's not going to call. She doesn't even remember you are alive and wouldn't care even if she suddenly did. She does not want to talk to you. If she did, she would have done so when you called the first time and set up some time for the two of you to get together. Why is this so damn difficult for you to understand? :huh:

jag

What do you think the reason is that she hasn't called yet?

It's not difficult I am just saying that she will call back, and we will get back together so when it does happen I can say I told you so.

Because she is using that time to gather her thoughts and heal from a previous bad relationship would be my guess.

[Erzengel]

It's not difficult I am just saying that she will call back, and we will get back together so when it does happen I can say I told you so.

Because she is using that time to gather her thoughts and heal from a previous bad relationship would be my guess.
How long do you think it take to heal from a bad relationship at say 20 years old?

[ShadowBoxing]

It's not difficult I am just saying that she will call back, and we will get back together so when it does happen I can say I told you so.
It's been a year and a half (which I kinda gathered when you said you saw Hostel). She hasn't called you in a year and a half. Dude she officially thinks you don't exist at this point. Hell I don't even remember girls name's who I haven't seen since that long.
Because she is using that time to gather her thoughts and heal from a previous bad relationship would be my guess.
You don't know her well enough to make that claim. People get over bad relationships usually in 1 or 2 months. Not 17. Yes, it varies, but that is the norm. She watched a movie, you high fived, she told you not to call her. That's about the long and the short of it. It's over.

[Holly]

she's just waiting for the perfect moment GR.

[Addendum]

I wonder what your respone is going to be when I tell you she has called me and I reunited with her?

Also your statement about me being naive will be looking very bad.:o

Well this is the thing sunflower, aside from viewing your life as nothing more than an overly long comedy film that stopped being funny about 14 years into it and then nosedived into a tragedy that no one, not even that masochistic person with a show poodle that lives a few blocks down from my apartment could watch after taking a massive amount of sedatives, I just don't give a damn about the life of times of Hooters Pimp. I simply just point, laugh, and then continue on with my life not even giving you a second glance.

And since the Titans sure proved us wrong last year by finishing 8-8 and failing to make the playoffs again, enjoy your stay in dreamland. I'll be having a grand ole time in a little something called reality

[ShadowBoxing]

How long do you think it take to heal from a bad relationship at say 20 years old?
17 months and some change apparently:huh:

[POWdER-man]

How long do you think it take to heal from a bad relationship at say 20 years old?

You're asking a guy who thinks 17 months is an acceptable amount of time to call someone back....

[kytrigger]

It's been a year and a half (which I kinda gathered when you said you saw Hostel). She hasn't called you in a year and a half. Dude she officially thinks you don't exist at this point. Hell I don't even remember girls name's who I haven't seen since that long.

You don't know her well enough to make that claim. People get over bad relationships usually in 1 or 2 months. Not 17. Yes, it varies, but that is the norm. She watched a movie, you high fived, she told you not to call her. That's about the long and the short of it. It's over.
See, i figured he meant Hostel 2 originally, but seeing as how he takes everything completely literal I should have known better.

[Ghostrider87]

It's been a year and a half (which I kinda gathered when you said you saw Hostel). She hasn't called you in a year and a half. Dude she officially thinks you don't exist at this point. Hell I don't even remember girls name's who I haven't seen since that long.

You don't know her well enough to make that claim. People get over bad relationships usually in 1 or 2 months. Not 17. Yes, it varies, but that is the norm. She watched a movie, you high fived, she told you not to call her. That's about the long and the short of it. It's over.

You can't say she thinks I don't exist at this point because you aren't a mind reader.


Have you actually known a woman 18 who got out of a relationship that ended badly? If not then you can't make that expert claim. No it's not over.

You might as well agree now that she will call so you won't be wrong along with getting back together with her.

[Erzengel]

she's just waiting for the perfect moment GR.
Toven's single GR.

Why don't you visit her next time you watch the Cubs game?

She loves the Cubs and Green Lantern.

[Erzengel]

Have you actually known a woman 18 who got out of a relationship that ended badly? If not then you can't make that expert claim. No it's not over.

Yes and it hasn't taken 17 months to get over it.

[ShadowBoxing]

Have you actually known a woman 18 who got out of a relationship that ended badly? If not then you can't make that expert claim. No it's not over.
Of course I have. I hang around with women constantly (especially when I was living at college). I've also known, dated, a girl whose father has terminal cancer.
You might as well agree now that she will call so you won't be wrong along with getting back together with her.
I'll bet my life savings, hell I'll bet you my future children she'll never call you again. And you may collect on that.

[kytrigger]

You can't say she thinks I don't exist at this point because you aren't a mind reader.


Have you actually known a woman 18 who got out of a relationship that ended badly? If not then you can't make that expert claim. No it's not over.

You might as well agree now that she will call so you won't be wrong along with getting back together with her.NEITHER ARE YOU. So you can't say that she doesn't think that and that she actually likes you. Just because you don't want it to be true doesn't mean it isn't.

And quite honestly, I think the vast majority of people over the age of 18 know someoen who has gotten out of a bad realtionship, they aren't that uncommon.

[DV8]

You can't say she thinks I don't exist at this point because you aren't a mind reader.


Have you actually known a woman 18 who got out of a relationship that ended badly? If not then you can't make that expert claim. No it's not over.

You might as well agree now that she will call so you won't be wrong along with getting back together with her.

he's actually right.

it can't be over when it never really began :ninja:

[Ghostrider87]

Well this is the thing sunflower, aside from viewing your life as nothing more than an overly long comedy film that stopped being funny about 14 years into it and then nosedived into a tragedy that no one, not even that masochistic person with a show poodle that lives a few blocks down from my apartment could watch after taking a massive amount of sedatives, I just don't give a damn about the life of times of Hooters Pimp. I simply just point, laugh, and then continue on with my life not even giving you a second glance.

And since the Titans sure proved us wrong last year by finishing 8-8 and failing to make the playoffs again, enjoy your stay in dreamland. I'll be having a grand ole time in a little something called reality

I live in reality. It isn't exactly far fetched for the Titans to have another winning season if you are thinking that. Enjoy you far fetched fantasy about her not calling back because she will call back. Also I live in reality so get your facts straight.

[Erzengel]

Um, how long are you going to wait for her to call you back? 2 years? Is that too long to wait?

[ShadowBoxing]

he's actually right.

it can't be over when it never really began :ninja:
NSRZOUoN79s

[DV8]

NSRZOUoN79s

LMAO!! I bet GR87 just pops in that CD and cranks it up on repeat :D

[Addendum]

I live in reality. It isn't exactly far fetched for the Titans to have another winning season if you are thinking that. Enjoy you far fetched fantasy about her not calling back because she will call back. Also I live in reality so get your facts straight.

The facts are that it doesn't take a ****ing year and a half for a person to get over a bad relationship. It doesn't take a year and a half to call someone after they moved.

You're the idiot who can't grasp those simple concepts. She either didn't call you back because

1) she never liked you in the first place and just did something to get you to leave her alone

or maybe,

2) when she moved, she met a guy and hooked up and for the past year and a half, they've been in a relationship

[Ghostrider87]

LMAO!! I bet GR87 just pops in that CD and cranks it up on repeat :D

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m124/Nightavenger25/lexwrongas0.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

17 months? Are you sure her cell phone carrier didnt change and she has since changed numbers

[Addendum]

And she's exchanged bodily fluids with another person

[Badger]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m124/Nightavenger25/lexwrongas0.jpg

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/images/Sometimes_Truth_Hurts.jpg

[ShadowBoxing]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m124/Nightavenger25/lexwrongas0.jpg

Just so you know Jill has had sex with someone, probably more than one, since she talked to you last.

[Badger]

...and I'm guessing with multiple partners, possibly at the same time. :wow:

[Erzengel]

No girl wait's 17 months to call someone they just met.

Even if she just came out of a bad relationship, she would have at least kept in touch with you. The fact that she hasn't called you, means she's not interested.

And this doesn't have to do with me not being a mind reader or not knowing her. It's knowing people and people in relationships.

[Erzengel]

Another quick thought.

17 months ago was February of 2006.

Last year you wrote about how in March 2006, you met Carmen at Hooters.

So if you were that into Jill in February and are allegedly still today, why were you also fawning over Carmen a month later?

[ShadowBoxing]

No girl wait's 17 months to call someone they just met.

Even if she just came out of a bad relationship, she would have at least kept in touch with you. The fact that she hasn't called you, means she's not interested.

And this doesn't have to do with me not being a mind reader or not knowing her. It's knowing people and people in relationships.
Yeah - I'll add on here, GR87, people who are interested in each other keep in touch with each other. Even when I was "just friends" with girls I later dated or was in a relationship with I kept in touch with them, often on a day to day basis. I live far away from lots of my friends. One of them has moved once or twice since we met. But we still keep in touch. Even when people I know have lost their cellphone. One of my friends started calling me on his mom's. That's what friends do, that's what women do when they are interested.

[kainedamo]

Ghostrider87, I really don't think its healthy to wait on a girl to call you back after 17 months of no contact.

Don't you think its healthier to move on with your life? Trust me, and I know this from experience, its not healthy to wait around for a long period of time for one girl.

[Erzengel]

Another quick thought.

17 months ago was February of 2006.

Last year you wrote about how in March 2006, you met Carmen at Hooters.

So if you were that into Jill in February and are allegedly still today, why were you also fawning over Carmen a month later?
:huh: :huh:

[Shuley]

she's just waiting for the perfect moment GR.
your just trying to make him feel better.

[Badger]

His heart is not pure. He cheated on Jill. :(

Maybe he was the bad relationship she is trying get over. :wow:

[Ghostrider87]

Just so you know Jill has had sex with someone, probably more than one, since she talked to you last.

You haven't even met her and you are actually making that guess.

[Trainwreck2100]

His heart is not pure. He cheated on Jill. :(

ostentacious words from BadgerPhil

[Ghostrider87]

Ghostrider87, I really don't think its healthy to wait on a girl to call you back after 17 months of no contact.

Don't you think its healthier to move on with your life? Trust me, and I know this from experience, its not healthy to wait around for a long period of time for one girl.

No I don't think that its healtheir to move on.

[Holly]

No I don't think that its healtheir to move on.

what if she lost your number?

[Ghostrider87]

what if she lost your number?

Then that would be problem.

[Badger]

Do you think it's a fair possibility?

[kainedamo]

No I don't think that its healtheir to move on.

You've had no contact for 17 months. How long are you going to wait? You're just gonna drive yourself crazy and make yourself miserable for no good reason. I'm trying to give you genuine advice here.

You've got a couple of possibilities for why she hasn't called you back.

1. She's lost interest or never was that interested and she has moved on.
2. She's died.
3. She still is thinking about you, but maybe has lost your number, or some other reason shes decided not to call you. But its a slim possibility.

In either case, you have to assume, after 17 months, that she is not going to call you. Obsessing over it after this much time is NOT healthy.

[ShadowBoxing]

You haven't even met her and you are actually making that guess.
Actually it's not really much of a guess. While she could be one of those "abstinent Christians", at her age she is most likely sexually active. 90% of her age group is sexually active, and probably more now since that statistic is dated. If you got out a little more and had actual relationship you'd realize how often people engage in sexual activity. Adults, on average, have sex 127 times in a year (obviously couples would be making up most of that statistic). Usually the way averages work in a bell curve. So her chances are having sex zero times is about as likely as her chance of breaking Wilt Chamberlain's records.

[kainedamo]

Actually it's not really much of a guess. While she could be one of those "abstinent Christians", at her age she is most likely sexually active. 90% of her age group is sexually active, and probably more now since that statistic is dated. If you got out a little more and had actual relationship you'd realize how often people engage in sexual activity. Adults, on average, have sex 127 times in a year. Usually the way averages work in a bell curve. So her chances are having sex zero times is about as likely as her chance of breaking Wilt Chamberlain's records.

:csad:

[ShadowBoxing]

:csad:
I was a little surprised by the number myself, but when I thought about it, it made more sense.

[Ghostrider87]

You've had no contact for 17 months. How long are you going to wait? You're just gonna drive yourself crazy and make yourself miserable for no good reason. I'm trying to give you genuine advice here.

You've got a couple of possibilities for why she hasn't called you back.

1. She's lost interest or never was that interested and she has moved on.
2. She's died.
3. She still is thinking about you, but maybe has lost your number, or some other reason shes decided not to call you. But its a slim possibility.

In either case, you have to assume, after 17 months, that she is not going to call you. Obsessing over it after this much time is NOT healthy.

I am going to wait another 3 years and I think she will call before then. FYI I have yet to become miserable and drive myself crazy and its not going to happen.
I am not obsessing it I am just stating that it is going to happen. I have to keep on stating it because people keep on disagreeing and saying it won't happen.

[kainedamo]

I am going to wait another 3 years and I think she will call before then. FYI I have yet to become miserable and drive myself crazy and its not going to happen.
I am not obsessing it I am just stating that it is going to happen. I have to keep on stating it because people keep on disagreeing and saying it won't happen.

Are you at least keeping other options open?

[ShadowBoxing]

I am going to wait another 3 years and I think she will call before then. FYI I have yet to become miserable and drive myself crazy and its not going to happen.
That's the only part of that sentence you got right. Trust me, trust me, we realize you aren't miserable and very "optimistic". Blah blah blah, you only have been saying that for two weeks. But you aren't realistic and that's the problem. God may or may not reward people, but he won't just give you what you want magically. People make their own luck, i.e. God helps those who help themselves. If you want a girlfriend you cannot wait around for one to magically call you out of the blue. You have to go out, interact and make friends. And I mean REAL friends, not casual acquintances.
I am not obsessing it I am just stating that it is going to happen. I have to keep on stating it because people keep on disagreeing and saying it won't happen.
Oh we drove past obsessing about 40 minutes ago, we're already halfway to Looneyville and you've already been elected Mayor.

People are disagreeing with you because WE have experience with people YOU obviously lack.

[Trainwreck2100]

Actually it's not really much of a guess. While she could be one of those "abstinent Christians", at her age she is most likely sexually active. 90% of her age group is sexually active, and probably more now since that statistic is dated. If you got out a little more and had actual relationship you'd realize how often people engage in sexual activity. Adults, on average, have sex 127 times in a year (obviously couples would be making up most of that statistic). Usually the way averages work in a bell curve. So her chances are having sex zero times is about as likely as her chance of breaking Wilt Chamberlain's records.

Great now I'm depressed. Thanks alot

[Trainwreck2100]

People are disagreeing with you because WE have experience with people YOU obviously lack.



Not all have experience, but it's just common sense.

[ShadowBoxing]

Not all have experience, but it's just common sense.
That helps too.

[amazingfantasy15]

Are you at least keeping other options open?

Why? This sounds like pedastal pussy, you need to keep your eyes on the prize when it come to pedastal pussy.

[DV8]

You haven't even met her and you are actually making that guess.

sorry to break this to you buddy, but SB was right . . . Jill has had sex . . .

WITH ME!! CUZ I DO KNOW HER!!

[Ghostrider87]

sorry to break this to you buddy, but SB was right . . . Jill has had sex . . .

WITH ME!! CUZ I DO KNOW HER!!

I don't care about that. What matters is I am going to get a call from her and I will get back together with her.

[Erzengel]

Another quick thought.

17 months ago was February of 2006.

Last year you wrote about how in March 2006, you met Carmen at Hooters.

So if you were that into Jill in February and are allegedly still today, why were you also fawning over Carmen a month later?

:huh: :huh:

[ShadowBoxing]

I don't care about that. What matters is I am going to get a call from her and I will get back together with her.
You weren't together in the first place.

[Addendum]

I don't care about that. What matters is I am going to get a call from her and I will get back together with her.

Oh wait...you're talking about something other than wet dreams?

[DV8]

I don't care about that. What matters is I am going to get a call from her and I will get back together with her.

well . . . if that's true, you should at least practice your game on other chicks until "that time" "comes" . . . .

until then, I will be bangin the dog**** out of Jill on a daily basis w/ your phone number safely out of reach in my special hiding spot where Jill will never find it . . . :hyper:

[Erzengel]

Don't you think that 3 years is a long time to wait for anyone?

You haven't even had a conversation with her. You talked to her for a little while at the movies and on the phone. And even before you try and make some sort of excuse, let me know this:

What's her last name?
Where'd did she move to?
What's her best friend's name?

Exactly, you are waiting around for a girl you don't even know. Geez, from your stories, we know as much about her as you do.

[Ghostrider87]

You weren't together in the first place.

Oh wait...you're talking about something other than wet dreams?


Fine we haven't dated yet.

Yes I am talking about actually seeing her in person after she tells me where to meet her so I can see her again.

[DV8]

^DUDE! how are you going to meet up w/ her when she never calls you?

[Jill]

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. :csad: Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...:heart: :heart:

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:

[kainedamo]

GR87, are you going to keep other options open?

[Ghostrider87]

^DUDE! how are you going to meet up w/ her when she never calls you?

She is going to call me.

[Trainwreck2100]

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. :csad: Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...:heart: :heart:

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:

I'm a huge Green Lantern fan. My favorit is John Jordan.

[Ghostvirus]

How old are you Rider?

[EdRyder]

Logic dictates that :the MORE time passes,its LESS likely you'll have any contact

[Addendum]

Yes I am talking about actually seeing her in person after she tells me where to meet her so I can see her again.

And besides your thoughts, what proof do you have that she will?

[Ghostrider87]

How old are you Rider?

I am 21 years old.

[Ghostrider87]

And besides your thoughts, what proof do you have that she will?

I don't have any proof. But I believe that a good person is rewarded and this call and reunion will contradict the whole logic the more time passes the less likely it is for contact.

[Erzengel]

GR, what if another girl comes by. Will ignore her hoping that Jill will call?

[DV8]

She is going to call me.

has she ever called? ever?

[Abaddon]

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. :csad: Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...:heart: :heart:

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:o :woot: :o
I don't have any proof. But I believe that a good person is rewarded and this call and reunion will contradict the whole logic the more time passes the less likely it is for contact.

You have to be realistic.

[Ghostvirus]

I am 21 years old.

Oh...Snap.:dry:

[Badger]

GR, what if another girl comes by. Will ignore her hoping that Jill will call?

I think the Hooter/Carmen story shows that GR87 clearly has a wandering eye. :o

[Erzengel]

I posted that three times and he still hasn't commented on it.

[Addendum]

I don't have any proof.

So you're basing it on nothing more than a "gut feeling", or hope, or your wishes.

The fact that it doesn't take a year and a half to get over a bad relationship, the fact that it doesn't take a year and a half to get situated into a new town after a move, the fact that a year and a half is plenty of time for her to have meet someone in that new town and begin a relationship with that person, and the fact that a year and a half is plenty of time for her to have sex with many different people in that time, all outweigh your hope, wish, gut feeling, dream, and delusion that she will call.

[Ghostrider87]

has she ever called? ever?

Yes once.

[Ghostrider87]

GR, what if another girl comes by. Will ignore her hoping that Jill will call?

Yes I will.

[Erzengel]

Yes I will.
Interesting you said that since...

Jill last Feb, Carmen last March...if you were so into Jill why did you fawn over Carmen?

[Ghostrider87]

So you're basing it on nothing more than a "gut feeling", or hope, or your wishes.

The fact that it doesn't take a year and a half to get over a bad relationship, the fact that it doesn't take a year and a half to get situated into a new town after a move, the fact that a year and a half is plenty of time for her to have meet someone in that new town and begin a relationship with that person, and the fact that a year and a half is plenty of time for her to have sex with many different people in that time, all outweigh your hope, wish, gut feeling, dream, and delusion that she will call.

It's not a dulusion and it will become a fact I believe before it's 2008.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. :csad: Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...:heart: :heart:

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:

My day has just been made. :up:

[Trainwreck2100]

It's not a dulusion and it will become a fact I believe before it's 2008.

what happened to three years?

[Ghostrider87]

Interesting you said that since...

Jill last Feb, Carmen last March...if you were so into Jill why did you fawn over Carmen?

Only because at the time I was thinking it was over with Jill.

[Master Chief]

Jill is such a hot name. :(

[Ghostrider87]

what happened to three years?

I put on three years to give it more time but I am guessing it will happen before it's 2008.

[Badger]

Only because at the time I was thinking it was over with Jill.


Did the spirits talk to you or something, why the change of heart.

[DV8]

I put on three years to give it more time but I am guessing it will happen before it's 2008.

you do understand that 2008 is less than 17 months away?

[Erzengel]

Only because at the time I was thinking it was over with Jill.
So why all of a sudden you think it's not over? After 1 month you thought it was over and now after 17 months it isn't?

[DV8]

Only because at the time I was thinking it was over with Jill.

maybe at this time you should be thinking its "over" w/ Jill . . . if that's even possible since it was never really "on" :confused: :confused: :confused:

[DV8]

So why all of a sudden you think it's not over? After 1 month you thought it was over and now after 17 months it isn't?

well . . . he got that phone call . . . that phone call; that's non-plural . . .

[kainedamo]

Yes I will.

You're going to ignore other girls and close down other avenues in the hopes that one day Jill will call?

Its. Been. 17. Months.

I'm beginning (beginning not an accurate word) to think you have a stalker mentality.

A person in their right mind would realize its over after 17 months of no contact. A person that is infatuated? Sure, they might hang on for a couple of months. But even then, I'm sure they'd welcome the attention of other single people. But you're obsessed. And don't say you aren't, because, what else do you call it? Its certainly not love that keeps you waiting. And you claim you're willing to wait another 3 years... for a girl to call you... who you went on ONE date with... who you haven't heard from in 17 months... and you won't see any other girls until she calls you.

[Addendum]

And all that coming from a stalker...

[DV8]

^dam hahahaha! beat me to it! ;)

[DV8]

did someone seriously invent this GR87 personality to maybe make KD realize that he's not as big a loser w/ girls as he thinks he is . . . seriously, he's almost makin sense these days . . .

[kainedamo]

And all that coming from a stalker...

Exactly.

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm beginning (beginning not an accurate word) to think you have a stalker mentality.

A person in their right mind would realize its over after 17 months of no contact. A person that is infatuated? Sure, they might hang on for a couple of months. But even then, I'm sure they'd welcome the attention of other single people. But you're obsessed. And don't say you aren't, because, what else do you call it? Its certainly not love that keeps you waiting. And you claim you're willing to wait another 3 years... for a girl to call you... who you went on ONE date with... who you haven't heard from in 17 months... and you won't see any other girls until she calls you.

Yeah, but a Stalker would know her last name, who her best friend is, and what her favorite food is.

[kainedamo]

Yeah, but a Stalker would know her last name, who her best friend is, and what her favorite food is.

But then you have to ask yourself, why would a person that doesn't even know that much about a girl still be so attached, still be willing to be single until he hears from her?

[jaguarr]

I officially give up on this kid. He's either a brilliant performance artist or brain-damaged (and my money isn't on "brilliant"). He's beyond help.

jag

[kainedamo]

I officially give up on this kid. He's either a brilliant performance artist or brain-damaged (and my money isn't on "brilliant"). He's beyond help.

jag

The thing is, the act is so good, I really don't know if its an act at all. He could very well be this strange guy that obsesses over women he's had very little contact with.

[Jack Rabbit]

GR87, if we bound and gagged a semi-attractive, untraceable female drifter, and left her in your home for you, would you keep her, and give us daily updates on your life together?

Because I've been considering it.:up:

[tzarinna]

Are you taking any volunteers? :ninja:

[kainedamo]

did someone seriously invent this GR87 personality to maybe make KD realize that he's not as big a loser w/ girls as he thinks he is . . . seriously, he's almost makin sense these days . . .

It would be very strange if the whole act was a parody of me. But I think not. His join date is 2005.

[Trainwreck2100]

It would be very strange if the whole act was a parody of me. But I think not. His join date is 2005.


Maybe he's psychic? :wow:

[Shuley]

*Hands GR87 a $100 Bill and points to a hooker*
It's time to forget about that phone call.

[Jack Rabbit]

Are you taking any volunteers? :ninja:

I wouldn't subject you to that, tzar.:heart:

[nosebleed.]

*Hands GR87 a $100 Bill and points to a hooker*
It's time to forget about that phone call.

What kind of overpriced hooker are you trying to hook him up with? Keep the prices moderate dammit! :cmad:

[Ghostrider87]

But then you have to ask yourself, why would a person that doesn't even know that much about a girl still be so attached, still be willing to be single until he hears from her?

Maybe it's because I have been attracted to women in the past but never had met one before her that was really attractive and that made me feel like I had extra energy and felt very positive. I truly take that as a sign we are men't to be together.

Also I talked to a psychic from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com) and she actually told me that she does have romantic feelings for me and that her last relationship did end really badly.

[Badger]

Maybe it's because I have been attracted to women in the past but never had met one before her that was really attractive and that me feel like I had extra energy and really very postive. I truly take that as a sign we are men't to be together.

Also I talked to a psychic from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com) and she actually told me that she does have romantic feelings for me and that her last relationship did end really badly.

:heart: :whatever: - You are to good to be true.

[Abaddon]

Maybe it's because I have been attracted to women in the past but never had met one before her that was really attractive and that me feel like I had extra energy and really very postive. I truly take that as a sign we are men't to be together.

Also I talked to a psychic from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com) and she actually told me that she does have romantic feelings for me and that her last relationship did end really badly.
God help you

[Ghostrider87]

God help you

More like god help you and everyone else when I tell them they are wrong.

[Abaddon]

More like god help you and everyone else when I tell them they are wrong.

did you talk to your family about her? what do they think?

[Badger]

More like god help you and everyone else when I tell them they are wrong.


Could you hurry up and prove us wrong already. :cmad:

[Mister J]

I am going to wait another 3 years and I think she will call before then. FYI I have yet to become miserable and drive myself crazy and its not going to happen.
I am not obsessing it I am just stating that it is going to happen. I have to keep on stating it because people keep on disagreeing and saying it won't happen.

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:

Maybe it's because I have been attracted to women in the past but never had met one before her that was really attractive and that me feel like I had extra energy and really very postive. I truly take that as a sign we are men't to be together.

Also I talked to a psychic from www.keen.com and she actually told me that she does have romantic feelings for me and that her last relationship did end really badly.
I can barely stand it. http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4263/lolrr9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

On a serious note, if I find out this guy's favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye, I'm calling the authorities in Nebraska.

[tzarinna]

GR87, dude...for serious.

www.match.com <------- go there.

[nosebleed.]

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. :csad: Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...:heart: :heart:

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:

I'm a huge Green Lantern fan. My favorit is John Jordan.

GR87...better hurry up and jump on that before Trainwreck snatches her hup :wow:

[Abaddon]

GR87, dude...for serious.

www.match.com <------- go there.

if he wants to end up hacked up to pieces faster, sure.:o

[Erzengel]

I don't know why I keep trying, he's either one of the most brillant performers SHH has ever seen or is the most inept individual I've ever known.

[Ghostrider87]

did you talk to your family about her? what do they think?

The only person in my family that I talked in my family was my mother and she says it's over and sometimes are people are just nice but can't say no. It's hard to believe that was rational and kept her feelings out from her unhappy marriage.

[Abaddon]

Listen to your mother.

[Erzengel]

The only person in my family that I talked in my family was my mother and she says it's over and sometimes are people are just nice but can't say no. It's hard to believe that was rational and kept her feelings out from her unhappy marriage.
So everyone including your mother is wrong and a waitress at a restaurant you ate at is the only one who thinks you have a shot?

[ShadowBoxing]

Maybe it's because I have been attracted to women in the past but never had met one before her that was really attractive and that me feel like I had extra energy and really very postive. I truly take that as a sign we are men't to be together.
That's called getting aroused. It's nothing special.

[Ghostvirus]

Jesus. My Thread has turned into a Ghostrider sadathon.:csad:

[Erzengel]

Yeah but you are due up next week MC.

You better have some digits.

[ShadowBoxing]

The only person in my family that I talked in my family was my mother and she says it's over and sometimes are people are just nice but can't say no. It's hard to believe that was rational and kept her feelings out from her unhappy marriage.
Listen to your mother, she understands it better than you do. And she probably understands you better than you do.

[Ghostvirus]

Yeah but you are due up next week MC.

You better have some digits.

Not next week. The 7th.

I don't know if I will be ready to get the digits, but I am going to kick it up a notch. BAM!

[Erzengel]

You do know asking her if she's married or even having a bf is very obvious that you are interested in her.

You might as well go balls out and just ask for her number or out.

[Ghostvirus]

You do know asking her if she's married or even having a bf is very obvious that you are interested in her.

You might as well go balls out and just ask for her number or out.

Fine. Fine I will take it to the limit.:whatever:

Then when she rejects me. I can just head on down the liqour store, & get wasted on white russians, & whiskey.

[Ghostrider87]

Listen to your mother, she understands it better than you do. And she probably understands you better than you do.

So everyone including your mother is wrong and a waitress at a restaurant you ate at is the only one who thinks you have a shot?



Sorry the only person that really understands me is me. Also I am pretty sure that it was motivated by an unhappy marriage.

Yes the waitress is the only that thinks this will happen besides me.

[Erzengel]

Then if she rejects you, you'll find someone else. It's not the end of the world, yadda yadda.

[Erzengel]

Sorry the only person that really understands me is me. Also I am pretty sure that it was motivated by an unhappy marriage.

Yes the waitress is the only that thinks this will happen besides me.
So the rest of the world is wrong?

[Abaddon]

Sorry the only person that really understands me is me. Also I am pretty sure that it was motivated by an unhappy marriage.

Yes the waitress is the only that thinks this will happen besides me.

I'm sure Jill isn't sitting around waiting for you, so why don't you find someone else in the meantime. Someone who will actually call you.

[Ghostvirus]

Then if she rejects you, you'll find someone else. It's not the end of the world, yadda yadda.

Ah, but it is. I have implanted a nuclear device in the center of the planet, so that if she is to reject me. Then I will extinguish all that live.:dry:

[Ghostrider87]

So the rest of the world is wrong?

Yes anybody else in the world that thinks this won't happen is wrong.

[Jack Rabbit]

Wait, the Jill thing was 17 months ago?!

And we just recently heard about it?

Jason, we need more frequent updates on your life, brother.:csad:

[Erzengel]

Yes anybody else in the world that thinks this won't happen is wrong.
You never answered my question, you thought it was over with her after a month, how come 17 months later you think it's on again?

[Holly]

you have no other way to contact this girl?

[Erzengel]

Telepathy.

[Holly]

i dont understand why it has to be by phone only

[Ghostrider87]

You never answered my question, you thought it was over with her after a month, how come 17 months later you think it's on again?

Because it was after I talked to the phychic from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com).

[Erzengel]

He doesn't know her last name, where she lives or has a phone number. The only way they can talk is if she (Jill) calls him with the number he supplied her 17 months ago.

[Erzengel]

Because it was after I talked to the phychic from www.keen.com.

Okay. I'm done.

[BRUTAL]

I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

[Holly]

He doesn't know her last name, where she lives or has a phone number. The only way they can talk is if she (Jill) calls him with the number he supplied her 17 months ago.

outlook: not good

[Jack Rabbit]

Because it was after I talked to the phychic from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com).

Do you make a lot of decisions based off this internet psychic, or just romantic ones?:huh:

[Badger]

Okay. I'm done.

But who will help him. :(

[ShadowBoxing]

Sorry the only person that really understands me is me. Also I am pretty sure that it was motivated by an unhappy marriage.
For someone who understands the motives of someone who is as open and honest as your mother, certainly seems to miss the motives of other people. Why is it safe to assume your mothers actions, but not safe to assume the motivations of Jill's actions.

As for the part I bolded. We'd all like to believe that but seldom is it the case. The "you" you think you are usually is some ideal of yourself. Most men think to some extent they are smart, charming and passably attractive. And even the ones who don't think they have the capacity to be. We can sound utterly intelligent beyond our wildest dreams when we sit in our rooms and pretend we are on a talkshow asking ourselves deep probing questions. However who you are is not dictated by who you'd like to be or who you think you are...but how you act around other people. Your interactions ultimately judge who you are. If you do something a girl specifically tells you not to do, or do it without their permission, no matter what you think of yourself inside...you have been a liar and a jerk. If you do something nice, like stand up to your friend's enemy, then you have been brave and heroic, no matter how meakly you see yourself.

Actions, not words or wishful thinking determine who you are and ultimately what you accomplish.

Yes the waitress is the only that thinks this will happen besides me.
So the one person who would placate you since they are a complete stranger is the one who would think it would happen. :down

[Immortalfire]

Hey can anyone help me find this guy I met 17 months ago. I lost his phone number and I remember that he said he LOVED the Green Lantern. So I thought I would check out all the superhero websites.

I was in this terrible relationship where the guy tied me up and kept me in his closet the whole time except when he wanted to bang me. But the whole time I was thinking of the love of my life, and I was praying that my stud would come save me but he never did. :csad: Eventually I got free from my exes clutches by killing him with too much sex.

But I am free now and MMMM it makes me wet just thinking of him...:heart: :heart:

Any help is much appreciated.. :hugs: and :kisses:

Holy Hannah...Jill is among us? :wow:

[Badger]

Do you make a lot of decisions based off this internet psychic, or just romantic ones?:huh:

I base all my daily decisions on the size, color and viscosity of my morning poo.

It's much more consistent than online psychics. :hyper:

[kytrigger]

But who will help him. :(
keen.com

[Ghostrider87]

Let's get this straight she isn't a complete stranger. The word stranger goes with if it's the first time you met someone. She knows my name and she has served me 3 times before this. Also she agreed that good people are rewarded. You need to get your facts straight.

[Addendum]

Let's get this straight she isn't a complete stranger. The word stranger goes with if it's the first time you met someone. She knows my name and she has served me 3 times before this. Also she agreed that good people are rewarded. You need to get your facts straight.

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/714/714_image_15.jpg

[Ghostrider87]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/714/714_image_15.jpg

I am not waiting around the phone. Once again you wrong. Do yourself a favor apologize now and admit you are wrong.

[Addendum]

I am not waiting around the phone. Once again you wrong. Do yourself a favor apologize now and admit you are wrong.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing26.gif

[Shuley]

GR87, dude...for serious.

www.match.com (http://www.match.com) <------- go there.

I was thinking of trying online personals and I did yahoo,but the problem was that no one ever bothered to write back. Buddy of mine tried "The Right One" where you actually go to an office and they set you up with a match,He had some good luck with it,They have something like that here in CT, I might try it out.

[Jack Rabbit]

I am not waiting around the phone. Once again you wrong. Do yourself a favor apologize now and admit you are wrong.

How is that doing himself a favor?

That's doing you a favor.:huh:

[Ghostrider87]

How is that doing himself a favor?

That's doing you a favor.:huh:

Well it saves him the humilation of later having to admit he's wrong when she does call and I get back with her. If he gets it over with now he doesn't have to say it later.

[Abaddon]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/714/714_image_15.jpg

hahahaha

[jaguarr]

Okay. I'm done.


You were done a long time ago, son. You just didn't know it. *nods understandingly and pats Erz on the shoulder*

jag

[Jack Rabbit]

Well it saves him the humilation of later having to admit he's wrong when she does call and I get back with her. If he gets it over with now he doesn't have to say it later.

Ohhh, I see.

But-- hold on.

Bear with me here. Just bear with me, okay?

What if she doesn't call, and you are, in this highly unlikely, hypothetical situation, wrong?

Would you apologize?

[ShadowBoxing]

Let's get this straight she isn't a complete stranger. The word stranger goes with if it's the first time you met someone.
That's not true.
She knows my name and she has served me 3 times before this.
I work with people on a day to day basis, but don't know much about their personal lives - they still qualify as strangers or acquintances at best.
Also she agreed that good people are rewarded. You need to get your facts straight.
To placate you.

And lets get your facts straight. You aren't a "good person". You are a person who has severe delusions about the world and a poor sense of reality. Also rarely to good people reply to honest advice, like what Erz and your mother gets, with half baked insults (like you're wrong and I will prove you wrong so you might as well committ suicide and cut yourself) or really demeaning rationalizations (like she just can't get over her bad marriage - what a horrible horrible thing to say about your mother).

[Ghostrider87]

That's not true.

I work with people on a day to day basis, but don't know much about their personal lives - they still qualify as strangers or acquintances at best.

To placate you.

And lets get your facts straight. You aren't a "good person". You are a person who has severe delusions about the world and a poor sense of reality. Also rarely to good people reply to honest advice, like what Erz and your mother gets, with half baked insults (like you're wrong and I will prove you wrong so you might as well committ suicide and cut yourself) or really demeaning rationalizations (like she just can't get over her bad marriage - what a horrible horrible thing to say about your mother).

This is what is defined as a stranger.

1. a person with whom one has had no personal acquaintance: He is a perfect stranger to me.
2. a newcomer in a place or locality: a stranger in town.
3. an outsider: They want no strangers in on the club meetings.
4. a person who is unacquainted with or unaccustomed to something (usually fol. by to): He is no stranger to poverty.
5. a person who is not a member of the family, group, community, or the like, as a visitor or guest: Our town shows hospitality to strangers.
6. Law.one not privy or party to an act, proceeding, etc.
http://www.infoplease.com/ipd/A0673730.html

She has had a personal acquaintance with me before so that doesn't make her a stranger. Sorry you can't twist the facts around you are wrong on this one plain and simple she isn't a stranger.

You keep putting me in a corner and I keep responding. If you dish it out you have to take it to. I don't have servere delusions about the world and have a high sense of reality. Well if good people aren't asking for it then they aren't going to accept much like I have not and I won't because I didn't ask for your unwanted advice along with others. I never said she couldn't over her bad marriage you said that one not me. Once you are wrong plain and simple.

[Erzengel]

If this waitress isn't a stranger? Tell me 3 really personal facts about her.

[ShadowBoxing]

She has had a personal acquaintance with me before so that doesn't make her a stranger. Sorry you can't twist the facts around you are wrong on this one plain and simple she isn't a stranger.
Dictionary definitions don't amount to much in the real world.
You keep putting me in a corner and I keep responding. If you dish it out you have to take it to. I don't have servere delusions about the world and have a high sense of reality. Well if good people aren't asking for it then they aren't going to accept much like I have not and I won't because I didn't ask for your unwanted advice along with others. I never said she couldn't over her bad marriage you said that one not me. Once you are wrong plain and simple.Yeah, you did. The minute you started a thread on the Hype talking about Columbia and the minute you started posting in the (points to top) Relationship Advice Thread...you were asking for advice, or at the very least attention. You just didn't get people kissing your ass. You didn't get the kind of attention you wanted. Would you prefer we be dishonest with you and placate you like the waitress did because she cannot look bad in front of customers?

[ShadowBoxing]

What color are Jill's eyes? What makes her sad? Who is her best friend? What does she like to do...besides movies? What is her favorite film? What would she say is her most attractive feature?

[jaguarr]

Guys, the anonymous psychic on keen.com told him this girl that he only met once and hasn't spoken to in seventeen months and has no idea what her last name is or where she lives that has made no attempt to contact him in that time loves him. Why isn't that good enough for you? :huh:

jag

[Ghostrider87]

If this waitress isn't a stranger? Tell me 3 really personal facts about her.

She is a fan of the Chicago Cubs. She said she didn't want to work out with her boyfriend because of him seeing her all sweaty isn't something she would want him to see. She has broken up with her boyfriend before.

[The Geek Vault]

My advice: don't ask for advice on message boards.
I'm with Jack on this one

[Erzengel]

She is a fan of the Chicago Cubs. She said she didn't want to work out with her boyfriend because of him seeing her all sweaty isn't something she would want him to see. She has broken up with her boyfriend before.

What's her favorite color? What's her bf's name? How did they meet?

[Ghostrider87]

I can barely stand it. http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4263/lolrr9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

On a serious note, if I find out this guy's favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye, I'm calling the authorities in Nebraska.

It's not so you can add that as another thing you are wrong about.

Also I am wondering are you actually going to be putting the same laughing face on there when I say that she did call and I have reunited with her?

[Jack Rabbit]

Ohhh, I see.

But-- hold on.

Bear with me here. Just bear with me, okay?

What if she doesn't call, and you are, in this highly unlikely, hypothetical situation, wrong?

Would you apologize?

Still wondering, dude.:huh:

[Addendum]

It's the internet. If you make **** up no one will know anyway

[Ghostrider87]

What color are Jill's eyes? What makes her sad? Who is her best friend? What does she like to do...besides movies? What is her favorite film? What would she say is her most attractive feature?

I can't answer those questions because I never asked her those questions in the first place.

[nosebleed.]

Guys, the anonymous psychic on keen.com told him this girl that he only met once and hasn't spoken to in seventeen months and has no idea what her last name is or where she lives that has made no attempt to contact him in that time loves him. Why isn't that good enough for you? :huh:

jag

I'll believe ANYTHING Miss Cleo tells me...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/mcleo-715610.jpg

[Ghostrider87]

Ohhh, I see.

But-- hold on.

Bear with me here. Just bear with me, okay?

What if she doesn't call, and you are, in this highly unlikely, hypothetical situation, wrong?

Would you apologize?

I would. Except I won't have to because she is going to call.

[Jack Rabbit]

I can't answer those questions because I never asked her those questions in the first place.

Further re-reinforcing evidence that she is, in fact, a stranger.:huh:

[Jack Rabbit]

I would. Except I won't have to because she is going to call.

Okay, let's make a deal. If she doesn't call by next Thursday, you'll admit you're wrong.

[Superman79]

I'm with Jack on this one

Seconded. :woot:

[nosebleed.]

Further re-reinforcing evidence that she is, in fact, a stranger.:huh:

Stranger sex is sometimes better than non-stranger sex.

[Superman79]

Okay, let's make a deal. If she doesn't call by next Thursday, you'll admit you're wrong.

He's trying to use the "power of positive thinking"
It's like when oyu played football in High School...visualize and ATTACK!!! :woot:

[Superman79]

Stranger sex is sometimes better than non-stranger sex.


Truer words have never been spoken...:oldrazz:

[Ghostrider87]

Okay, let's make a deal. If she doesn't call by next Thursday, you'll admit you're wrong.

I disagree with next Thursday.

Here is my deal. I say if she doesn't call me before January 1,2008 then I will admit I am wrong.

[Jack Rabbit]

I disagree with next Thursday.

Here is my deal. I say if she doesn't call me before January 1,2008 then I will admit I am wrong.

How long will you have waited by then?

[Ghostrider87]

How long will you have waited by then?

Very close to about 2 years.

[Ghostrider87]

So do we have an agreement with before January 1,2008?

[Jack Rabbit]

If you can keep your word.:huh:

GR, have you ever read 'Of Mice and Men?'

[Ghostrider87]

If you can keep your word.:huh:

GR, have you ever read 'Of Mice and Men?'

So we have an accord it has to be before January 1,2008.

Yes I have read Of Mice and Men.

[The Original Bamfer]

If you can keep your word.:huh:

GR, have you ever read 'Of Mice and Men?'

Damn you!

[Superman79]

So we have an accord it has to be before January 1,2008.

Yes I have read Of Mice and Men.

Actually GR, that would not legally be an accord...

[Jack Rabbit]

So we have an accord it has to be before January 1,2008.

Yes I have read Of Mice and Men.

Lenny.:ninja:

[Erzengel]

So we have an accord it has to be before January 1,2008.

Yes I have read Of Mice and Men.
You know that's pretty much 5 months from now. How are these next 5 months more special than the 5 months previous?

[Erzengel]

Secondly, do you check your cell and your house line everyday to see if she called?

[jaguarr]

I'll believe ANYTHING Miss Cleo tells me...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/mcleo-715610.jpg

I've always wanted to meet Miss Cleo and ask her why her "gift of vision" didn't allow her to see the bankruptcy settlement she was headed for. :huh:

jag

[Duende Verde]

You can't say she thinks I don't exist at this point because you aren't a mind reader.


Have you actually known a woman 18 who got out of a relationship that ended badly? If not then you can't make that expert claim. No it's not over.

You might as well agree now that she will call so you won't be wrong along with getting back together with her.

Where do you get the idea that she's getting over a bad relationship?
Did she mention something about it?

If it's been 17 months since you last saw her, she's no longer 18, she is probably close to being 20 now.

[Duende Verde]

Seriously, I'm just waiting for this guy to post "Randor" or "Falcor" one of these days.:(

[Superman79]

So, I have had an epiphany...the two words that can keep any relatioinship fresh, new and exciting...(GR87, you might wanna write this down for when Jill calls):


DONKEY PUNCH.

'Nuff said

[Immortalfire]

The more you guys talk, the more I start to think that the girl who bumped into me at Six Flags and said "whoops, sorry" this week, maybe didn't totally want me after all :csad:

[Superman79]

The more you guys talk, the more I start to think that the girl who bumped into me at Six Flags and said "whoops, sorry" this week, maybe didn't totally want me after all :csad:

She said "whoops" AND "sorry"...dude, that chick is hot for your tackle if you know what I'm sayin'...giggity...

[hippie_hunter]

She is a fan of the Chicago Cubs. She said she didn't want to work out with her boyfriend because of him seeing her all sweaty isn't something she would want him to see. She has broken up with her boyfriend before.

Have you considered that she might have re-hooked up with her boyfriend and is getting banged hard by him this very moment :huh:

[ShadowBoxing]

I can't answer those questions because I never asked her those questions in the first place.
The eyes question simply proves you don't make eye contact, big no no.

Anyways, all of those questions I could answer before entering into a relationship with someone

[Superman79]

Have you considered that she might have re-hooked up with her boyfriend and is getting banged hard by him this very moment :huh:

Bow-chica-wow-wow... Re-hookup sex is tops :D :up:

[Ghostvirus]

The more you guys talk, the more I start to think that the girl who bumped into me at Six Flags and said "whoops, sorry" this week, maybe didn't totally want me after all :csad:

Oh she totally wants you. You should show up at her house with no pants on, & a pizza.

Thank me later.

[Ghostrider87]

The eyes question simply proves you don't make eye contact, big no no.

Anyways, all of those questions I could answer before entering into a relationship with someone

No it doesn't you moron. I did make eye contact with her and you can't argue with that because you weren't there.

[jaguarr]

No it doesn't you moron. I did make eye contact with her and you can't argue with that because you weren't there.

Wait...what color were her eyes again? :huh:

jag

[ShadowBoxing]

No it doesn't you moron. I did make eye contact with her and you can't argue with that because you weren't there.
Yes it does. If you make eye contact with someone, especially a girl you like it's pretty hard not to take note of their eye color. And as for women in general, if you don't know their birthday or eye color, you don't know them. period. They might as well be a complete stranger, which Jill is to you.

Let me ask you this as well. Since you seem to think she is getting over a bad relationship...do you honestly think she spent the last year and a half not hanging around with any boys her own age that she liked or enjoyed the company of?

[ShadowBoxing]

Wait...what color were her eyes again? :huh:

jag
He doesn't know.

[Ghostrider87]

Wait...what color were her eyes again? :huh:

jag

Look I didn't get her eye colors because eye color doesn't show up the best in movie theaters and when it's dark. If he wants to apply eye contact to this one situation and assume because I don't know her eye color that I don't make eye contact at all he is a moron. But even though I didn't get her eye colors doesn't mean I wasn't making eye contact because I was. Last I checked you can't tell someones eye color when you are in a dark area with just your eyes.

[jaguarr]

Look I didn't get her eye colors because eye color doesn't show up the best in movie theaters and when it's dark. If he wants to apply eye contact to this one situation and assume because I don't know her eye color that I don't make eye contact at all he is a moron. But even though I didn't get her eye colors doesn't mean I wasn't making eye contact because I was. Last I checked you can't tell someones eye color when you are in a dark area with just your eyes.

Didn't you say you walked her out of the theater in broad daylight, though? :dry:

jag

[ShadowBoxing]

Let me ask you this as well. Since you seem to think she is getting over a bad relationship...do you honestly think she spent the last year and a half not hanging around with any boys her own age that she liked or enjoyed the company of?

[Superman79]

Look I didn't get her eye colors because eye color doesn't show up the best in movie theaters and when it's dark. If he wants to apply eye contact to this one situation and assume because I don't know her eye color that I don't make eye contact at all he is a moron. But even though I didn't get her eye colors doesn't mean I wasn't making eye contact because I was. Last I checked you can't tell someones eye color when you are in a dark area with just your eyes.

Actually, between the reflection from the screen, and ones natural ability to define light and dark, you SHOULD know what her eye color is...or at least have an inkling depending on their shade...

[Ghostvirus]

Let me ask you this as well. Since you seem to think she is getting over a bad relationship...do you honestly think she spent the last year and a half not hanging around with any boys her own age that she liked or enjoyed the company of?

How old was this girl?

[Superman79]

How old was this girl?

12 :dry:

[ShadowBoxing]

How old was this girl?
18 or 20...something like that.

[Superman79]

18 or 20...something like that.

So, old enough to know better than to talk to strangers...(emphasis on the strange...)

[ShadowBoxing]

So, old enough to know better than to talk to strangers...(emphasis on the strange...)Yeah, or at least old enough to have gotten to that point in her life where she knows to be kind and placate someone who is acting weird rather than making a scene about it.

[Superman79]

Yeah, or at least old enough to have gotten to that point in her life where she knows to be kind and placate someone who is acting weird rather than making a scene about it.

Wait, so you're saying she was just being nice and was not wanting to "get all up in his stuff??" :huh: But she HUGGED him!!!!

[Holly]

Wait, so you're saying she was just being nice and was not wanting to "get all up in his stuff??" :huh: But she HUGGED him!!!!

are you Brent?

[ShadowBoxing]

Wait, so you're saying she was just being nice and was not wanting to "get all up in his stuff??" :huh: But she HUGGED him!!!!
http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg
You hugged me -- doesn't that mean anything to you?

[Superman79]

are you Brent?

For you...I could be ;)

[Superman79]

http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg
You hugged me -- doesn't that mean anything to you?

LMFAO!!!!

[ShadowBoxing]

For you...I could be ;)
Stop the antics Mike - or I'll hold you in contempt of court.

[Superman79]

Stop the antics Mike - or I'll hold you in contempt of court.

You have no jurisdiction your honor...and besides...


I AM THE LAW!!!

[ShadowBoxing]

GR87: Let me ask you this as well. Since you seem to think she is getting over a bad relationship...do you honestly think she spent the last year and a half not hanging around with any boys her own age that she liked or enjoyed the company of?

[Superman79]

GR87: Let me ask you this as well. Since you seem to think she is getting over a bad relationship...do you honestly think she spent the last year and a half not hanging around with any boys her own age that she liked or enjoyed the company of?

Am I crazy or has that question been asked before???

Mr. 87, if you could please address the question posed to you by my esteemed colleague, and remember, you ARE under oath. :dry:

[ShadowBoxing]

Am I crazy or has that question been asked before???
It's about the third time yes...he is dodging it :ninja:

[Ghostrider87]

How old was this girl?

GR87: Let me ask you this as well. Since you seem to think she is getting over a bad relationship...do you honestly think she spent the last year and a half not hanging around with any boys her own age that she liked or enjoyed the company of?

She said 18. Also Superman79 keep your disrespectful comments to yourself and quit trying to be funny because you suck at it and aren't funny at all. Stephen Colbert is funny you arent end of story.

My guess is no.

[ShadowBoxing]

My guess is no.
So you think she has been spending the last year and a half (17 months - making her 19, potentially 20) without any contact or time spent with boys she likes.

[Ghostrider87]

So you think she has been spending the last year and a half (17 months - making her 19, potentially 20) without any contact or time spent with boys she likes.

My guess is not some guy her age but some guy older than her.

[ShadowBoxing]

My guess is not some guy her age but some guy older than her.
That's irrelevant to the question. Saying "her own age" is code for peers, not necessarily denoting exact age. Kids "my own age" range from 18-26.

But anyways, before I get to far off topic, so you think it's possible she had or has had a series of dating partners and or boyfriends in this time?

[Immortalfire]

http://mr.troligt.com/leet/dawson-crying.jpg
You hugged me -- doesn't that mean anything to you?

*Coke on monitor*! :woot: