*Official* Relationship Advice Thread [Archive] - Page 3

Ghostrider87

07-27-2007, 04:37 PM

Secondly, do you check your cell and your house line everyday to see if she called?

Where do you get the idea that she's getting over a bad relationship?
Did she mention something about it?

If it's been 17 months since you last saw her, she's no longer 18, she is probably close to being 20 now.

Have you considered that she might have re-hooked up with her boyfriend and is getting banged hard by him this very moment :huh:

No I don't check it every day just to see if she called. Also I never gave her my home phone number so she couldn't call me on that one.

I got that idea from the phychic I talked to from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com).

I really doubt that if he managed to end the relationship very bad.:o

Immortalfire

07-27-2007, 04:39 PM

No I don't check it every day just to see if she called. Also I never gave her my home phone number so she couldn't call me on that one.

I got that idea from the phychic I talked to from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com).

You're listening to online phychics now? :dry:

Superman79

07-27-2007, 04:39 PM

I got that idea from the phychic I talked to from www.keen.com (http://www.keen.com).

I really doubt that if he managed to end the relationship very bad.:o

Ok, first off, psychics don't count...inadmissible under the Federal Rules of Evidence

As for the highlighted portion, your assumption: Inadmissible lay opinion...

Thus far GR, your case is going out the window...

Superman79

07-27-2007, 04:40 PM

You're listening to online phychics now? :dry:

speaking of...has anyone watched that show "Psych" on USA??? Pretty funny stuff...:woot:

Ghostrider87

07-27-2007, 04:43 PM

I really think you need to learn a lot more about women.

Also you need to stop making assumptions about a person you cannot answer simple questions about.

Because I never asked her those questions. It would be pretty hard for anyone to talk to a woman that didn't expect on meeting not ask her for her birthdate and expect to know it.:whatever:

There guesses not assumptions.

Also Superman 79 isn't funny at all. Ben Stiller is hilarous and funny, Jim Carrey is also very funny and hilarous, Stephen Colbert is extremly funny and hillarous. They are funny you aren't end of story.

Superman79

07-27-2007, 04:44 PM

Because I never asked her those questions. It would be pretty hard for anyone to talk to a woman that didn't expect on meeting not ask her for her birthdate and expect to know it.:whatever:

There guesses not assumptions.

Also Superman79 isn't funny at all so give it up trying to be funny.

Wow...you told me...I think I've learned my lesson.

And to clarify...guesses are worse than assumptions because at least assumptions have some sort of basis to work from, guesses are as vague as shots in the dark...

ShadowBoxing

07-27-2007, 04:45 PM

Because I never asked her those questions. It would be pretty hard for anyone to talk to a woman that didn't expect on meeting not ask her for her birthdate and expect to know it.
If you truly knew her you'd know the answers to these questions. There is not a single friend in my sphere of friends who I could not tell you something personal about. And most of them, yes I would know their birthdays and eye color off the top of my head. It's knowledge you gain from experience, not a list of canned questions. As I say you have a lot to learn about women and relationships.
There guesses not assumptions.

They aren't educated guess or educated assumptions either. They are based on mindless, self fullfilling speculation.

Erzengel

07-27-2007, 04:48 PM

Ghostrider87

07-27-2007, 04:54 PM

If you truly knew her you'd know the answers to these questions. There is not a single friend in my sphere of friends who I could not tell you something personal about. And most of them, yes I would know their birthdays and eye color off the top of my head. It's knowledge you gain from experience, not a list of canned questions. As I say you have a lot to learn about women and relationships.

They aren't educated guess or educated assumptions either. They are based on mindless, self fullfilling speculation.

You have a lot to learn about my situation and other people if they are in it.

She has blonde hair and is shorter than me. Quit telling me the crap you asked them their birthdays or you asked a person that knows them. Also when I see her again I will know her eye color.

I have more to learn about an actual dating relationship but as far other relationships and women I know plenty there. So quit with this crap you have a lot to learn about women and relationships. It's you who have a lot to learn about not being crude, and a think you know it all.

Superman79

07-27-2007, 04:56 PM

It's you who have a lot to learn about not being crude, and a think you know it all.

One word, starts with a "B" ends with a "ukkake" :D

So GR, I'm gonna be in Omaha tonite...wanna get a drink and go pick up some girls at the Dairy Queen??

Erzengel

07-27-2007, 04:57 PM

Um, you can only learn about relationships and women by actually dating. Watching movies, or even from watching your friends isn't the same.

Same way the guy who plays football, knows more than the one who just watches from the sidelines.

jaguarr

07-27-2007, 04:57 PM

Also Superman 79 isn't funny at all. Ben Stiller is hilarous and funny, Jim Carrey is also very funny and hilarous, Stephen Colbert is extremly funny and hillarous. They are funny you aren't end of story.

Someone make that their signature. :D

jag

Superman79

07-27-2007, 05:00 PM

Someone make that their signature. :D

jag

Done and done...:D

Ghostrider87

07-27-2007, 05:01 PM

One word, starts with a "B" ends with a "ukkake" :D

So GR, I'm gonna be in Omaha tonite...wanna get a drink and go pick up some girls at the Dairy Queen??

Which one?

Superman79

07-27-2007, 05:02 PM

Which one?

I don't remember the street its on, but you know, its the one by the thing. With all the people. Under that sign for that place that serves that stuff everyone likes.

Carcharodon

07-27-2007, 05:04 PM

I wanna try to **** a pirate in the ass.

:confused:

Ghostrider87

07-27-2007, 05:17 PM

I don't remember the street its on, but you know, its the one by the thing. With all the people. Under that sign for that place that serves that stuff everyone likes.

Is it the one in Millard or Papilion?

The-Dark-Knight

07-27-2007, 06:03 PM

i need advice im in love with woman i keep having thoughts about her, her name is mum, i hear she has another name but she insists i call her mum. Shes a bit older than me, its weird she even looksa little like me, how should i go about getting me some of the cake?

tzarinna

07-27-2007, 06:12 PM

There's a song by Jim Morrison aka The Doors....goes great with what you're having. :dry:

The-Dark-Knight

07-27-2007, 06:15 PM

really? how odd, whats it called?

incubat

07-27-2007, 10:18 PM

Badger

07-27-2007, 10:29 PM

GR, a little advice, if any other girl, any girl at all, gives you the time of day at anytime in the near future, I really suggest, and I think I speak on behalf of everyone, that you should take her up on it.

I think he should sit by the phone for atleast the next two years and wait for Jill. Also, he should go through the entire phone book and call listing with Jill 'Lastname' or J. 'Lastname'. That's true devotion . :up:

Ghostvirus

07-27-2007, 10:49 PM

ok, after not posting here for a while I realized I missed a lot and almost everything has already been said, so I just have 3 things to add:
1. how do we even know Jill even exists and sin't a product of his imagination?
2. if she exists...how do we know he didn't stuff her in the fridge? would explain why she didn't call....
3. why hasn't gr87 been nominated to the oscar?

1. That is what I am thinking. I mean even if she does exist. He could just lie, & say that she called. Just to rub it in everybodies face.
2. Even if he did. She is way past her expiration date.:o
3. Because he hasn't gotten naked, or played convincing retard.

incubat

07-27-2007, 10:50 PM

1. That is what I am thinking. I mean even if she does exist. He could just lie, & say that she called. Just to rub it in everybodies face.
2. Even if he did. She is way past her expiration date.:o
3. Because he hasn't gotten naked, or played convincing retard.

1. true, I was thinking the exact same thing
2. hahahahahahahaahahahaha I lol'd
3. You're my new best friend

Deep Thinkin'!

07-27-2007, 10:59 PM

Two possibilites

GR78 is either a total idiot or a brilliant man who knows how to con the hype.

tzarinna

07-27-2007, 11:05 PM

really? how odd, whats it called?

"The End", and it's very odd. :up:

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
Ill never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...strangers hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

Theres danger on the edge of town
Ride the kings highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...hes old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and well do the rest

The blue bus is callin us
The blue bus is callin us
Driver, where you taken us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...**** you

Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
Cmon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin a blue rock
Cmon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But youll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

Superman79

07-27-2007, 11:06 PM

Two possibilites

GR78 is either a total idiot or a brilliant man who knows how to con the hype.

He's been doing it for far too long for any mortal man to go without getting caught...

Deep Thinkin'!

07-27-2007, 11:08 PM

He's been doing it for far too long for any mortal man to go without getting caught...

.... when did all the stuff with him happen? It was before my time.

incubat

07-27-2007, 11:14 PM

.... when did all the stuff with him happen? It was before my time.

God said "let there be light" and GR answered "God, I just met this girl, do you think she'll call back?"

Master Chief

07-27-2007, 11:44 PM

He's been doing it for far too long for any mortal man to go without getting caught...

Nah, some people have amazing dedication. I could probably force myself to create a persona like his, but I'd probably have to drop it because it'd be tearing my soul in half. :( Then again I can see it being totally genuine. Whateverz. I'm gonna just enjoy.

nosebleed.

07-28-2007, 12:15 AM

I'm gonna just enjoy.

since when don't you?

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 12:56 AM

1. That is what I am thinking. I mean even if she does exist. He could just lie, & say that she called. Just to rub it in everybodies face.
2. Even if he did. She is way past her expiration date.:o
3. Because he hasn't gotten naked, or played convincing retard.

1.Honestly she has not called yet. Also she does exist.
2. I didn't stuff her so that is another thing you are wrong about.
3.It's because I am not an actor for Hollywood. People that get nominated for the Oscars are Actors and Actresses from Hollywood that act in movies.

Master Chief

07-28-2007, 01:44 AM

since when don't you?

Since my church was like, "If it feels good, stop it." :(

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 01:49 AM

1.Honestly she has not called yet. Also she does exist.
2. I didn't stuff her so that is another thing you are wrong about.
3.It's because I am not an actor for Hollywood. People that get nominated for the Oscars are Actors and Actresses from Hollywood that act in movies.

1. Kay.
2. Well that is comforting.
3. Then Explain how Halle Berry won an oscar.:o

Superman79

07-28-2007, 03:34 AM

.... when did all the stuff with him happen? It was before my time.

long before your time...I'll see what I can dig up to fill you in DT ;)

Immortalfire

07-28-2007, 06:10 AM

He's been doing it for far too long for any mortal man to go without getting caught...

If he's followed the ways of Hal Jordan, he's more than a man.

Erzengel

07-28-2007, 07:22 AM

Two possibilites

GR78 is either a total idiot or a brilliant man who knows how to con the hype.
This has been covered. But I feel it is the former.

Elisha Cuthbert

07-28-2007, 07:37 AM

Let me let you in on a little secret about GR87: the fact that he's from Nebraska reveals everything you need to know about him. Trust me, I lived there for 3 years, theres nobody crazier than somebody from Grand Island or someplace, ****ing meth addicts. :o

ShadowBoxing

07-28-2007, 11:42 AM

You have a lot to learn about my situation and other people if they are in it.
Actually not really. You've given us plenty of information on your situation when you started all these discussions about it. I know plenty at this point to see exactly where this is all heading. We've pretty much been able to gauge your maturity level based on these posts. Moreover, unless you have been lying to us, the story you've given us up to this point is pretty detailed, including your thoughts on the matter.

And BTW, Superman79 is very funny.
She has blonde hair and is shorter than me.
Okay, so were most of the women at the bar(s) I went to last night. Fairly common hair color and marked by the fairly common trait of being shorter than most guys. Check. Doesn't mean you know her, you don't. She is less of a person to you, and you are less of a person to her than that waitress you talk to.
Quit telling me the crap you asked them their birthdays or you asked a person that knows them. Also when I see her again I will know her eye color.
Again knowledge I gained from experience, not canned questions. And most girls who take you as their boyfriend are gonna want you to know that stuff in advance. They are pieces of knowledge that serve as a foundation for a strong relationship. Speaking of which: How exactly do you think this Jill thing will happen when (and if) it does?
I have more to learn about an actual dating relationship but as far other relationships and women I know plenty there.
You don't know much about women if you don't know much about dating. period. That's how you learn about women.
So quit with this crap you have a lot to learn about women and relationships. It's you who have a lot to learn about not being crude, and a think you know it all.
Well I have a lot more experience than you. Have you ever had sex? I have. Have you ever maintained a relationship with a mate? I have. Have you ever upset someone you liked through your actions? I have done that too. These are some of the many things people in relationships experience and that is how you learn about women, not through watching movies, TV, or reading books even....and certainly not through waitresses and Keen.com (http://www.Keen.com) Psychics.

As for being crude. I'll let you in on a little secret Ghostrider87, women like ass****s. They like guys who are kind of cocky and have that self assured swagger about themselves. What they don't like is little desperate co-dependents who take (very little of) their affection as immediate cause to to start treating them like goddesses.

Growing a sense of humor wouldn't hurt you either.

jaguarr

07-28-2007, 11:46 AM

Done and done...:D

Hahaha! :D :up:

jag

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 12:38 PM

1. Kay.
2. Well that is comforting.
3. Then Explain how Halle Berry won an oscar.:o

She is an actresss for Hollywood. Even people that don't like her know that.

Superman79

07-28-2007, 12:38 PM

Badger

07-28-2007, 12:43 PM

She is an actresss for Hollywood. Even people that don't like her know that.

GR87, ever the literalist. :woot:

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 01:06 PM

She is an actresss for Hollywood. Even people that don't like her know that.

Ohhhh I get it! You f-ing stupid.

Badger

07-28-2007, 01:11 PM

You can't grasp a fact it shows who is really stupid.

GR87, ever the literalist. :woot:

Again...:woot:

Edit: Switccccccchhhhhhhhheeeeeerrrooooooooooooooooo!!!

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 01:11 PM

Ohhhh I get it! You f-ing stupid.

You can't grasp a fact it shows who is really stupid.

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 01:26 PM

Actually not really. You've given us plenty of information on your situation when you started all these discussions about it. I know plenty at this point to see exactly where this is all heading. We've pretty much been able to gauge your maturity level based on these posts. Moreover, unless you have been lying to us, the story you've given us up to this point is pretty detailed, including your thoughts on the matter.

And BTW, Superman79 is very funny.

Okay, so were most of the women at the bar(s) I went to last night. Fairly common hair color and marked by the fairly common trait of being shorter than most guys. Check. Doesn't mean you know her, you don't. She is less of a person to you, and you are less of a person to her than that waitress you talk to.

Again knowledge I gained from experience, not canned questions. And most girls who take you as their boyfriend are gonna want you to know that stuff in advance. They are pieces of knowledge that serve as a foundation for a strong relationship. Speaking of which: How exactly do you think this Jill thing will happen when (and if) it does?

You don't know much about women if you don't know much about dating. period. That's how you learn about women.

Well I have a lot more experience than you. Have you ever had sex? I have. Have you ever maintained a relationship with a mate? I have. Have you ever upset someone you liked through your actions? I have done that too. These are some of the many things people in relationships experience and that is how you learn about women, not through watching movies, TV, or reading books even....and certainly not through waitresses and Keen.com (http://www.Keen.com) Psychics.

As for being crude. I'll let you in on a little secret Ghostrider87, women like ass****s. They like guys who are kind of cocky and have that self assured swagger about themselves. What they don't like is little desperate co-dependents who take (very little of) their affection as immediate cause to to start treating them like goddesses.

Growing a sense of humor wouldn't hurt you either.

I am not a doormat for crude aholes like you and it's the same for anybody out in the real world that wants to be a crude ahole like you not going to take their crap.

Sorry he has yet to make me laugh or smile there for he is not funny. Stephen Colbert has made laugh and smile he is funny. Ace Ventura a very funny movie still makes me laugh along with Dodgeball.

It's going to be an act of god. If you don't ask them then you maybe forget their birthdays because of not asking and then are pissed off at you for not getting them anything. You have your method I have mine which is asking.

FYI I am not a codependent.
Also I do have a sense of humor. Just not one when people are saying insults about me that I don't find to be funny at all.

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 01:27 PM

You can't grasp a fact it shows who is really stupid.

Ok Halle Berry is a good actress. Just like Bush is a good politician. Get it now ass hat!

Fran

07-28-2007, 01:35 PM

Ahahaha ass hat!!!:D:up:

Fran

07-28-2007, 01:35 PM

But Bruce Campbell has a HUGE cult following.

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 01:37 PM

Ok Halle Berry is a good actress. Just like Bush is a good politician. Get it now ass hat!

She can actually act unlike Bruce Campbell who in 35 years of acting has only had 3 nominations and won one award.:o Defenitly shows he is a very untalented actor who can't direct either. Oh you actually think that Kerry would have done a better job. Yes pulling the troops out of Iraq when the US already started would be the best option. Also I believe Ben Afflick got it right they arent respected and called weak because of not being fully commited to their beliefs unlike their opponets the Republicans. Another thing ass hat that is one of the dumbest insults ever.

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 01:45 PM

She can actually act unlike Bruce Campbell who in 35 years of acting has only had 3 nominations and won one award.:o Defenitly shows he is a very untalented actor who can't direct either. Oh you actually think that Kerry would have done a better job. Yes pulling the troops out of Iraq when the US already started would be the best option. Also I believe Ben Afflick got it right they arent respected and called weak because of not being fully commited to their beliefs unlike their opponets the Republicans. Another thing ass hat that is one of the dumbest insults ever.

Thats because Bruce Campbell refuses to let Billy Bob Thorton f*** him in the a**! You moron!

tzarinna

07-28-2007, 01:48 PM

MC, what's the matter? :huh:

Fran

07-28-2007, 01:51 PM

M_C, edit that post... mods don't like being that... "uncensored."

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 01:51 PM

What?

Mister J

07-28-2007, 01:51 PM

crude aholes
Seriously, how many different ways are you going to try to convey this word. 'At' signs, dollar signs ...just pick one already. :whatever:

She can actually act unlike Bruce Campbell who in 35 years of acting has only had 3 nominations and won one award.:o Defenitly shows he is a very untalented actor who can't direct either. Oh you actually think that Kerry would have done a better job. Yes pulling the troops out of Iraq when the US already started would be the best option. Also I believe Ben Afflick got it right they arent respected and called weak because of not being fully commited to their beliefs unlike their opponets the Republicans. Another thing ass hat that is one of the dumbest insults ever.
You know, you're annoying at times; fair enough. You're clueless more often than that; whatever. You don't know anything about anything; so be it. But now you have crossed the line and insulted The Bruce. For that, you will know the flame of eternal damnation. Good day, sir! :cmad:

tzarinna

07-28-2007, 01:55 PM

What?

Don't give it to hate, MC.
You may risk this thread getting closed.

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 01:57 PM

All Right.:csad:

Addendum

07-28-2007, 02:05 PM

She can actually act unlike Bruce Campbell who in 35 years of acting has only had 3 nominations and won one award.:o Defenitly shows he is a very untalented actor who can't direct either. Oh you actually think that Kerry would have done a better job. Yes pulling the troops out of Iraq when the US already started would be the best option. Also I believe Ben Afflick got it right they arent respected and called weak because of not being fully commited to their beliefs unlike their opponets the Republicans. Another thing ass hat that is one of the dumbest insults ever.

And Vince Young will prove us wrong, and that girl will call because the psychic said so....

after $2 for the first minute and a dollar for each additional minute :woot:

kainedamo

07-28-2007, 02:16 PM

Ghostrider87, I think you should keep other options open. Just in case.

Superman79

07-28-2007, 02:18 PM

She can actually act unlike Bruce Campbell who in 35 years of acting has only had 3 nominations and won one award.:o Defenitly shows he is a very untalented actor who can't direct either.

:wow::wow:

Oh crap!! You did NOT just go there!

You should know better than to rip Bruce Campbell on a comic geek site...it's just askin to get "whacked"

Bruce Campbell>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Halle Berry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GR87

:woot:

Fran

07-28-2007, 02:18 PM

GR, shut up talking about Bruce Campbell. The man is a GOD.

Superman79

07-28-2007, 02:19 PM

You know, you're annoying at times; fair enough. You're clueless more often than that; whatever. You don't know anything about anything; so be it. But now you have crossed the line and insulted The Bruce. For that, you will know the flame of eternal damnation. Good day, sir! :cmad:

LOL!! This is why I :heart: you like a brother Mister J :D

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 02:19 PM

Seriously, how many different ways are you going to try to convey this word. 'At' signs, dollar signs ...just pick one already. :whatever:

You know, you're annoying at times; fair enough. You're clueless more often than that; whatever. You don't know anything about anything; so be it. But now you have crossed the line and insulted The Bruce. For that, you will know the flame of eternal damnation. Good day, sir! :cmad:

I will. I am sticking with aholes.

No I am not clueless another thing you are wrong about. Also saying I don't know anything about anything another thing you are wrong about and quit trying to be a know it all because you aren't. You may have believed Bruce when he said he was the star of Spiderman when the fact is he wasn't it was Tobey Maguire playing the lead Peter Parker Spiderman in all three films. Also Bruce Campbell saying he is going to kill Spiderman in Spiderman 2, you may have believed only to find out once again wrong his character didn't kill Spiderman nor did he attempt to try. Also Bruce needs to stop using this type casting as an exscuse Tom Cruise is still type cast but he has still been nominated more times than Bruce has for the oscar which for Bruce is 0. Also Leonardo Dicaprio has passed the type cast test by not having been cast in the same kind of roles as Titanic. In just17 years of acting Leo has 18 award wins of 43 nominations 3 times for the Oscar. I think it's safe to say he will have more than 25 before his 20 year of acting. I think this Bruce b stands for Bad while the L in Leonardo Dicaprio stands for Legendary. He is a rising star in Hollywood that could win the oscar, will get his name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and get the lifetime tribute award while Bruce Campbell will be lucky to get any of those and get to 2 or more award nominations before his 40th year of acting.

Superman79

07-28-2007, 02:22 PM

I am not a doormat for crude aholes like you and it's the same for anybody out in the real world that wants to be a crude ahole like you not going to take their crap.

Dude...you're only a doormat if you make yourself one, and right now with the things you are saying and the way you are saying them you are making yourself the doormat and inviting such action.

BTW- Check the credits: I co-wrote "Dodgeball"...glad you enjoyed it :D

Superman79

07-28-2007, 02:25 PM

I will. I am sticking with aholes.

No I am not clueless another thing you are wrong about. Also saying I don't know anything about anything another thing you are wrong about and quit trying to be a know it all because you aren't. You may have believed Bruce when he said he was the star of Spiderman when the fact is he wasn't it was Tobey Maguire playing the lead Peter Parker Spiderman in all three films. Also Bruce Campbell saying he is going to kill Spiderman in Spiderman 2, you may have believed only to find out once again wrong his character didn't kill Spiderman nor did he attempt to try. Also Bruce needs to stop using this type casting as an exscuse Tom Cruise is still type cast but he has still been nominated more times than Bruce has for the oscar which for Bruce is 0. Also Leonardo Dicaprio has passed the type cast test by not having been cast in the same kind of roles as Titanic. In just17 years of acting Leo has 18 award wins of 43 nominations 3 times for the Oscar. I think it's safe to say he will have more than 25 before his 20 year of acting. I think this Bruce b stands for Bad while the L in Leonardo Dicaprio stands for Legendary. He is a rising star in Hollywood that could win the oscar, will get his name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and get the lifetime tribute award while Bruce Campbell will be lucky to get any of those and get to 2 or more award nominations before his 40th year of acting.

OK, remember how you claim you have a sense of humor??? If you didn't realize that Bruce was joking when he said those things and that he's not INTO acting in Oscar caliber movies (hence the "B" movie actor title) then you have a lot to learn my friend...a lot.

Mister J

07-28-2007, 02:33 PM

Badger

07-28-2007, 02:43 PM

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 02:45 PM

She can actually act unlike Bruce Campbell who in 35 years of acting has only had 3 nominations and won one award. Defenitly shows he is a very untalented actor who can't direct either.

You know what? Screw you! I hope you go to hell for saying that. If Bruce read what you said, he'd wanna do so many violent things to you, it wouldn't even be funny.

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 03:11 PM

You know what? Screw you! I hope you go to hell for saying that. If Bruce read what you said, he'd wanna do so many violent things to you, it wouldn't even be funny.

A guy beating up on another guy for telling him things that are true yes that makes a lot of sense. Also if he did it would only be a matter of time before the Cops came to bust his ass for assault or even murder.

Mister J

07-28-2007, 03:12 PM

:dry:

jaguarr

07-28-2007, 03:16 PM

Halle Berry is an untalented skank who should be making snuff films. End of story.

jag

Addendum

07-28-2007, 03:18 PM

Bruce isn't the type of person to be an A-list actor- he doesn't kiss ass and act like he's better than everyone else.

He's just a guy that works his ass off, loves his job, and appreciates the fans like me that respect him for lying in front of a camera. Take away the acting part and he's blue-collar.

:up:

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 03:18 PM

GR87, I don't understand the hate towards Bruce Campbell. I may be the one man that can help you complete your quest with Jill or any member of the opposite sex.

You need do get this...

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2251c3a1ef21900c2251d2ac08e1d-500pi

No thank you I don't need that book. Although since you mentioned books I think I should buy her the romance book the Notebook and the movie based off the best selling book of the same name.

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 03:35 PM

A guy beating up on another guy for telling him things that are true yes that makes a lot of sense. Also if he did it would only be a matter of time before the Cops came to bust his ass for assault or even murder.
He's Bruce Campbell, so he basically get away with anything.

SpideyLad

07-28-2007, 03:40 PM

No he can't. If he was trying to blow up the United States you better believe that he is going to get hard time and more than likely no parole. If he murders a non celebrity, steals money from bank he is going to get punished just like the rest of us.

The bank would just give him the money, he wouldn't need to rob it...

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 03:40 PM

He's Bruce Campbell, so he basically get away with anything.

No he can't. If he was trying to blow up the United States you better believe that he is going to get hard time and more than likely no parole. If he murders a non celebrity, steals money from bank he is going to get punished just like the rest of us.

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 03:41 PM

incubat

07-28-2007, 03:53 PM

1.Honestly she has not called yet. Also she does exist.
2. I didn't stuff her so that is another thing you are wrong about.
3.It's because I am not an actor for Hollywood. People that get nominated for the Oscars are Actors and Actresses from Hollywood that act in movies.

I know it's kind of late, but you know hollywood is not the only place on earth where they make movies...right?

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 03:54 PM

I know it's kind of late, but you know hollywood is not the only place on earth where they make movies...right?
He probably knows nothing about indie filmmaking.

Badger

07-28-2007, 03:54 PM

I know it's kind of late, but you know hollywood is not the only place on earth where they make movies...right?

Shut up, seriosly?!??! :wow:

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 03:55 PM

Halle Berry is an untalented skank who should be making snuff films. End of story.

jag

Plural? Wouldn't she really only be able to do one.:o

Badger

07-28-2007, 03:56 PM

No thank you I don't need that book. Although since you mentioned books I think I should buy her the romance book the Notebook and the movie based off the best selling book of the same name.

Yes, that will certainly make her weak in the knees. :up:

Badger

07-28-2007, 03:56 PM

Plural? Wouldn't she really only be able to do one.:o

She's like a cockroach...:o

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 03:57 PM

I think you're just underestimating him.

I am not underestimating him. I am just saying that if you think because he is a big name celeb he won't be punished you are sadly mistaken.

jaguarr

07-28-2007, 03:57 PM

Plural? Wouldn't she really only be able to do one.:o

Conceivably you could do it with a green screen and multiple angles that could be used in later films so you could watch her die in different ways over and over again in different films. :up:

jag

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 03:58 PM

I am not underestimating him. I am just saying that if you think because he is a big name celeb he won't be punished you are sadly mistaken.
That still doesn't change the fact that he can get away with anything. B movie actors have rights that A movie actors don't.

Badger

07-28-2007, 03:58 PM

GR87, ever the literalist. :woot:

I am not underestimating him. I am just saying that if you think because he is a big name celeb he won't be punished you are sadly mistaken.

And, again...:(

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 04:00 PM

And, again...:(
It's not my fault he's a butthole.

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 04:02 PM

That still doesn't change the fact that he can get away with anything. B movie actors have rights that A movie actors don't.

Oh ok. So you are saying if Bruce Campbell killed innocent people then there would be no problem with it, and he would get away with it right?

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 04:04 PM

Oh ok. So you are saying if Bruce Campbell killed innocent people then there would be no problem with it, and he would get away with it right?
I never even said anything about him killing innocent people. Your lack of appreciation for him makes you look bad.

Addendum

07-28-2007, 04:04 PM

Even though he already looked bad before?

incubat

07-28-2007, 04:05 PM

No thank you I don't need that book. Although since you mentioned books I think I should buy her the romance book the Notebook and the movie based off the best selling book of the same name.
it's after posts like this that I know he's just screwing with us:yay:

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 04:06 PM

The degree of badness has increased significantly.

Badger

07-28-2007, 04:10 PM

It's not my fault he's a butthole.

GR87 doen't know how to take things in a joking manner, so yes it is your fault. :cmad:

:woot: :oldrazz:

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 04:13 PM

GR87 doen't know how to take things in a joking manner, so yes it your fault. :cmad:

:woot: :oldrazz:
Whatever...

Badger

07-28-2007, 04:15 PM

Bruce never caught feelings, don't you start. :cmad:

incubat

07-28-2007, 04:19 PM

Shut up, seriosly?!??! :wow:

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n269/incubat/rly.jpg

hippie_hunter

07-28-2007, 04:36 PM

Meaning that b-movie actors are so low profile that they can get away with murder with no one noticing.

Also, since Campbell is such a badass it would be an honor to be murdered by him :o

Ghostrider87

07-28-2007, 04:36 PM

That still doesn't change the fact that he can get away with anything. B movie actors have rights that A movie actors don't.

I never even said anything about him killing innocent people. Your lack of appreciation for him makes you look bad.

Well you keep saying that he can get away anything and not being able to get away with assault,murder, terrorism, stealing, trespassing, raping, drug dealing, and other crimes does change your statement that he can get away with anything.I think it's a you a Bruce Campbell who can't fathom that it doesn't matter how popular and famous a person that doesn't make them immune from being punished if they were to break the law which includes Bruce Campbell.

Also when you say B Movies have the rights that A movie actors don't what do you mean?

Superman79

07-28-2007, 04:37 PM

No thank you I don't need that book. Although since you mentioned books I think I should buy her the romance book the Notebook and the movie based off the best selling book of the same name.

DO IT!!!! :wow:

And sign it:

"Be my Rachel McAdams. Love GR87" :woot: :up:

hippie_hunter

07-28-2007, 04:37 PM

Meaning that b-movie actors are so low profile that they can get away with murder with no one noticing.

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 04:38 PM

Well you keep saying that he can get away anything and that would include anything. I think it's a you a Bruce Campbell who can't fathom that it doesn't matter how popular a person that doesn't make them immune from being punished if they were to break the law which includes Bruce Campbell.
He's too awesome to be punished.
Also when you say B Movies have the rights that A movie actors don't what do you mean?
I mean that they have different things to deal with.

Ash J. Williams

07-28-2007, 04:39 PM

Meaning that b-movie actors are so low profile that they can get away with murder with no one noticing.
Pretty much. :up:

Warhammer

07-28-2007, 05:49 PM

When you really like someone, Love/R&B songs rise to a whole new level, and it takes you forever to sleep. :csad:

ShadowBoxing

07-28-2007, 05:54 PM

FYI I am not a codependent.
Also I do have a sense of humor. Just not one when people are saying insults about me that I don't find to be funny at all.
How exactly do you think this Jill thing will happen when (and if) it does?

Ghostvirus

07-28-2007, 09:39 PM

When you really like someone, Love/R&B songs rise to a whole new level, and it takes you forever to sleep. :csad:

Boyz II Men, & Garth Brooks are what I listen to.

Addendum

07-28-2007, 09:56 PM

R&B hmm.....

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e2/14/21dc225b9da0ab99499ae010.L.jpg

Warhammer

07-28-2007, 11:03 PM

This dude is it.

http://musicmedia.ign.com/music/image/article/682/682525/thickeprofilebw_1137806057.jpg

...and Incubus. :up:

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 01:33 AM

Ok I need some new advice. How do I get this woman out of my head? I can't stop thinking about her.

Any good techniques would be appreciated. Thanks.

Deep Thinkin'!

07-29-2007, 01:36 AM

Ok I need some new advice. How do I get this woman out of my head? I can't stop thinking about her.

Any good techniques would be appreciated. Thanks.

:csad: Go out, be social. Try to move on to some other girl. Go out dancing and just ask some random girl to dance. Call people, and talk to them. Make yourself busy so that you aren't thinking of her constantly.

nosebleed.

07-29-2007, 01:38 AM

Ok I need some new advice. How do I get this woman out of my head? I can't stop thinking about her.

Any good techniques would be appreciated. Thanks.

how desperate are you? is the thought of her driving you out of your mind to the point of almost tears?

Superman79

07-29-2007, 02:02 AM

Ok I need some new advice. How do I get this woman out of my head? I can't stop thinking about her.

Any good techniques would be appreciated. Thanks.

Well, did you just meet her? YOu friends? Dated then broke up?? Meet her in a dark movie theater and find out her name is Jill?

Each situation requires a different approach...

Immortalfire

07-29-2007, 06:10 AM

You may have believed Bruce when he said he was the star of Spiderman when the fact is he wasn't it was Tobey Maguire playing the lead Peter Parker Spiderman in all three films. Also Bruce Campbell saying he is going to kill Spiderman in Spiderman 2, you may have believed only to find out once again wrong his character didn't kill Spiderman nor did he attempt to try. Also Bruce needs to stop using this type casting as an exscuse Tom Cruise is still type cast but he has still been nominated more times than Bruce has for the oscar which for Bruce is 0. Also Leonardo Dicaprio has passed the type cast test by not having been cast in the same kind of roles as Titanic. In just17 years of acting Leo has 18 award wins of 43 nominations 3 times for the Oscar. I think it's safe to say he will have more than 25 before his 20 year of acting. I think this Bruce b stands for Bad while the L in Leonardo Dicaprio stands for Legendary. He is a rising star in Hollywood that could win the oscar, will get his name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and get the lifetime tribute award while Bruce Campbell will be lucky to get any of those and get to 2 or more award nominations before his 40th year of acting.
What the bloody hell :huh:

tzarinna

07-29-2007, 10:42 AM

Ok I need some new advice. How do I get this woman out of my head? I can't stop thinking about her.

Any good techniques would be appreciated. Thanks.

I have no idea where you live but.....http://www.onebrick.org/ if not them than some other place.
The people are cool, after they volunteer they go out drinking and/or dinnner and they also schedule events just for a time to be social like happy hour and they're having a trip to Vegas.

jaguarr

07-29-2007, 11:18 AM

What the bloody hell :huh:

Oh, don't pretend like you don't know what he's talking about! :cmad:

jag

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 12:09 PM

:csad: Go out, be social. Try to move on to some other girl. Go out dancing and just ask some random girl to dance. Call people, and talk to them. Make yourself busy so that you aren't thinking of her constantly.

I have been trying, but even when I am doing something. She is always in the back of my mind. It is really starting piss me off. I mean if I was actually in a relationship then I suppose it would be cool, but there is no gaurantee anything will happen. So I am trying to settle myself down, but I can't.:csad:

how desperate are you? is the thought of her driving you out of your mind to the point of almost tears?

I am not desperate. I just can't stop thinking about her...& no I have broken down in tears.

Well, did you just meet her? YOu friends? Dated then broke up?? Meet her in a dark movie theater and find out her name is Jill?

Each situation requires a different approach...

Har dee Harrr.:whatever:

I have no idea where you live but.....http://www.onebrick.org/ if not them than some other place.
The people are cool, after they volunteer they go out drinking and/or dinnner and they also schedule events just for a time to be social like happy hour and they're having a trip to Vegas.

This sounds like a cult. I do volunteer. I am fixing some computers at my local Boys & Girls club. Thanks though.

tzarinna

07-29-2007, 12:15 PM

A cult? :csad:

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 12:25 PM

Are you a part of this volunteer group?

jaguarr

07-29-2007, 12:26 PM

Ok I need some new advice. How do I get this woman out of my head? I can't stop thinking about her.

Any good techniques would be appreciated. Thanks.

Drill a hole in your temple. It will let the demons out. :up:

jag

Master Chief

07-29-2007, 12:27 PM

Why is it called one brick?

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 12:35 PM

Drill a hole in your temple. It will let the demons out. :up:

jag

I thought about that. But in the unlikely event that she says yes. A hole in the head might turn her off down the road.

Master Chief

07-29-2007, 12:37 PM

What if she has a wound fetish and that's all that's standing between her and you?

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 12:44 PM

What if she has a wound fetish and that's all that's standing between her and you?

Then I will drill a hole in my head, but I will cross that bridge when I get to it.

Superman79

07-29-2007, 12:49 PM

I have been trying, but even when I am doing something. She is always in the back of my mind. It is really starting piss me off. I mean if I was actually in a relationship then I suppose it would be cool, but there is no gaurantee anything will happen. So I am trying to settle myself down, but I can't.:csad:

In all seriousness, Have you asked her out Max?? Honestly, if you're thinking about her that much you might as well act on it.

Master Chief

07-29-2007, 12:50 PM

Fear of rejection is a b*8ch when your feelings are that strong. :o

tzarinna

07-29-2007, 12:54 PM

Are you a part of this volunteer group?

I've done some volunteering with them.
I'm thinking about helping at the Humane Society, the DC chapter. I think they're trying to start one in Colorado, They've only been around a year, at least here.

Why is it called one brick?

Don't know. One of the girls there was discussing that at my first event and she's been with them a while.

Superman79

07-29-2007, 12:54 PM

Fear of rejection is a b*8ch when your feelings are that strong. :o

True, but at least if the rejection happens it'll get her off his mind because he's feeling bad...I know not a good thing, but it works.

The other side of the coin is she says "yes" and you start something up.

You gotta just ask her Max...you can't fly til you're ready to fall, or so they say.

Addendum

07-29-2007, 12:54 PM

Then I will drill a hole in my head, but I will cross that bridge when I get to it.

http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Captures/CapturesA-D/City_of_the_Living_Dead/city_drill.jpg

incubat

07-29-2007, 01:04 PM

This dude is it.

...and Incubus. :up:

:woot: :heart:

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 01:37 PM

In all seriousness, Have you asked her out Max?? Honestly, if you're thinking about her that much you might as well act on it.

I know. I am trying.

Fear of rejection is a b*8ch when your feelings are that strong. :o

This is why I haven't done it yet. It is like going all in on a bet.

1. If I lose. I lose everything.
2. But if I win. I gain everything.

Such a conundrum.(sp?)

I've done some volunteering with them.
I'm thinking about helping at the Humane Society, the DC chapter. I think they're trying to start one in Colorado, They've only been around a year, at least here.

I was going to do the Humane society thing again. I did it when I was 14. I just don't like the there euthanizing policy. I mean only 2 weeks. Come on they could wait longer than that.

True, but at least if the rejection happens it'll get her off his mind because he's feeling bad...I know not a good thing, but it works.

The other side of the coin is she says "yes" and you start something up.

You gotta just ask her Max...you can't fly til you're ready to fall, or so they say.

I know. I know. I am just terrified. It has been a long time sine I have opened this Little Red B**ch in my chest up. Pretty much everytime I have. It has only led to ...trouble.

Addendum

07-29-2007, 01:41 PM

The joys of being single http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/500.gif

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 01:42 PM

That emoticon looks "special".

jaguarr

07-29-2007, 01:48 PM

This is why I haven't done it yet. It is like going all in on a bet.

1. If I lose. I lose everything.
2. But if I win. I gain everything.

Such a conundrum.(sp?)

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, son! If you lose, you lose everything? You couldn't be further from the truth. You have nothing with this girl right now. If you don't ask her out, you'll still have nothing. If you ask her out and she says no, you still have nothing. But....if you ask her out and she says "yes', then you will have gained a shot at maybe having something with her. By freezing up and doing nothing at all, you continue to have nothing whatsoever. Nothing ventured, nothing gained as the saying goes. You have nothing at all to lose by asking her out.

jag

Ghostvirus

07-29-2007, 01:51 PM

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, son! If you lose, you lose everything? You couldn't be further from the truth. You have nothing with this girl right now. If you don't ask her out, you'll still have nothing. If you ask her out and she says no, you still have nothing. But....if you ask her out and she says "yes', then you will have gained a shot at maybe having something with her. By freezing up and doing nothing at all, you continue to have nothing whatsoever. Nothing ventured, nothing gained as the saying goes. You have nothing at all to lose by asking her out.

jag

True.

ShadowBoxing

07-29-2007, 01:55 PM

This is why I haven't done it yet. It is like going all in on a bet.

1. If I lose. I lose everything.
2. But if I win. I gain everything.

Such a conundrum.(sp?)

Gotta go with Jag (again)

Don't fear rejection. Rejection doesn't mean anything, you lose absolutely nothing, and there is nothing worse than building rejection up to more than it is. Guys, often those who are referred to as "Playas", who cast a wide net and talk to girls get rejected a lot. They just learn to brush it off, roll with the punches. However, they realize not trying is the ultimate form of rejection.

Even if you DO get rejected, remember that trying builds confidence. The more women you talk to, date, and have relationships with the easier it becomes to engage and start new relationships with new people.

jaguarr

07-29-2007, 02:06 PM

True.

Think about it; if you make no effort whatsoever and don't even try, you've basically defeated yourself. You're answering FOR her by deciding that she would probably turn you down when you really don't know what she'll say. At least give HER the chance to decide whether she wants to go out or not instead of just assuming the worst. Worst that can happen is she says "no", which is basically the outcome you are at by not even trying. Sometimes in life you have to be willing to make an effort and fight for what you want. If she says "no", then move on and find another who strikes your fancy with which you may have something with. If she says "yes" then you got what you went after. But to stand on the sidelines refusing to ever get in the game and wonder why you never, ever score a touchdown....ludicrous. Someone once said "Nothing worth doing is ever easy". You'll find a lot of truth in that as you get older. Go ask her out. You've got nothing to lose.

jag

Addendum

07-29-2007, 02:12 PM

I've never stood on the sidelines of "the game". I just simply walk by it

Superman79

07-29-2007, 02:17 PM

Gotta go with Jag (again)

Don't fear rejection. Rejection doesn't mean anything, you lose absolutely nothing, and there is nothing worse than building rejection up to more than it is. Guys, often those who are referred to as "Playas", who cast a wide net and talk to girls get rejected a lot. They just learn to brush it off, roll with the punches. However, they realize not trying is the ultimate form of rejection.

Even if you DO get rejected, remember that trying builds confidence. The more women you talk to, date, and have relationships with the easier it becomes to engage and start new relationships with new people.

I was going to try and say something inspirational about trying Max, but it seems SB and jag have it all covered.

Nothin' to it but to do it bro. :up:

ShadowBoxing

07-29-2007, 03:03 PM

I was going to try and say something inspirational about trying Max, but it seems SB and jag have it all covered.

Nothin' to it but to do it bro. :up:
Cool...now where is GR87.

Superman79

07-29-2007, 03:38 PM

Cool...now where is GR87.

no kidding...it's been too quiet the last two days...

ShadowBoxing

07-29-2007, 03:52 PM

no kidding...it's been too quiet the last two days...
Is it ironic that GR87 finds Colbert "funny and hilarious", because I get the impression he wouldn't understand his humor.

Holly

07-29-2007, 04:23 PM

SB, you should date GR. youd make a cute couple, bickering all the time.

Superman79

07-29-2007, 04:32 PM

Is it ironic that GR87 finds Colbert "funny and hilarious", because I get the impression he wouldn't understand his humor.

I don't think he does understand it, I think he just laughs because everyone else does...

jaguarr

07-29-2007, 04:36 PM

SB, you should date GR. youd make a cute couple, bickering all the time.

I hear GR87's more keen on you than SB. :o

jag

Ash J. Williams

07-29-2007, 04:37 PM

The joys of being single http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/500.gif
Yeah...:yay:

Holly

07-29-2007, 04:39 PM

I hear GR87's more keen on you than SB. :o

jag

id rather not talk about that..

jaguarr

07-29-2007, 04:43 PM

id rather not talk about that..

I think you're missing the potential. He's obviously easily manipulated by women and highly malleable. You could train him to your own specifications and liking and basically keep him as a faithful pet who would do whatever you wanted. I would suggest investing in a good ballgag if you go this route, though, because I don't think he'd be quiet when you wanted him to be (which would probably be all the time). :hyper:

jag

ShadowBoxing

07-29-2007, 05:51 PM

I think you're missing the potential. He's obviously easily manipulated by women and highly malleable. You could train him to your own specifications and liking and basically keep him as a faithful pet who would do whatever you wanted. I would suggest investing in a good ballgag if you go this route, though, because I don't think he'd be quiet when you wanted him to be (which would probably be all the time). :hyper:

jag
Jag's right...just dull all the knives in your home first.

WorthyStevens

07-29-2007, 06:01 PM

The joys of being single http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/500.gif

QFT

Superman79

07-29-2007, 09:44 PM

Jag's right...just dull all the knives in your home first.

and hide any heavy blunt instruments...

Immortalfire

08-01-2007, 12:55 PM

http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/pic/36171/139233

ShadowBoxing

08-01-2007, 02:49 PM

http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/pic/36171/139233
I think she liked him a lot.

Mister J

08-01-2007, 02:51 PM

What, no High Five? :confused:

ShadowBoxing

08-01-2007, 02:51 PM

What, no High Five? :confused:
I know. What a prude.:o

incubat

08-01-2007, 05:28 PM

haha, awesome, do you have the rest of that list?

DV8

08-01-2007, 05:49 PM

I think she liked him a lot.

she didn't say anything mean or anything . . . she loves him :o

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 05:50 PM

my advice to every man in this thread:
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f247/jrpacheco/proveyourright6kkjd4.gif

:)

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 05:51 PM

i was just kidding, by the way. i give all my old cell phones to the battered wives foundation.

i just so rarely get the opportunity to post that picture.

The Original Bamfer

08-01-2007, 05:56 PM

Some people waste too much time in here. :down

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 06:03 PM

says the guy who comes in here to tell people they spend too much time here.

:rolleyes:

The Kid

08-01-2007, 06:04 PM

Re: beating pic

No no no no no no no no. Sometimes that's the way it's got to be.

Women can be tricky. Don't hit them unless it's defense, but let them know you don't want to play any stupid games.

How?

I don't know... we have to figure out that one.

The Original Bamfer

08-01-2007, 06:04 PM

Touche. :up:

I don't really get your point, but, yeah I will humor you.

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 06:11 PM

Touche. :up:

I don't really gt your point, but, yeah I will humor you.

you tell people that they spend too much time in here... that means that you know that they spend too much time in here... therefor, you, yourself, spend too much time in here.

:dry:

The Original Bamfer

08-01-2007, 06:15 PM

you tell people that they spend too much time in here... that means that you know that they spend too much time in here... therefor, you, yourself, spend too much time in here.

:dry:

Well,

1. This is a forum; arguments are meant for reality, not the internet.
2. I wasn't referring to you, in fact, you have little-to-no-idea my motives in that post.

So, smile again. :yay:

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 06:20 PM

Well,

1. This is a forum; arguments are meant for reality, not the internet.
2. I wasn't referring to you, in fact, you have little-to-no-idea my motives in that post.

So, smile again. :yay:

1. arguments are very much meant for the internet forums, as well as in real life. you might as well say that arguments aren't meant for telephone conversations.
2. if you weren't referring to me, you shouldn't have quoted me.

incubat

08-01-2007, 06:22 PM

The Original Bamfer

08-01-2007, 06:23 PM

1. arguments are very much meant for the internet forums, as well as in real life. you might as well say that arguments aren't meant for telephone conversations.
2. if you weren't referring to me, you shouldn't have quoted me.

Touche. :up:

I don't really get your point, but, yeah I will humor you.

Better?

Now, let's get back on topic. 'Need some advice? :heart:

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 06:26 PM

nope, not better... you still quoted me, and said you didn't get my point. so, i told you my point.

but, whatev.

Holly

08-01-2007, 06:31 PM

Jill called me!! And she told me to tell GR87 to move on already. :csad:

incubat

08-01-2007, 06:33 PM

Jill called me!! And she told me to tell GR87 to move on already. :csad:

YEAH! Let's get back to that, shall we?

(btw...I thougt you were the only one nice to him...)

Holly

08-01-2007, 06:34 PM

YEAH! Let's get back to that, shall we?

(btw...I thougt you were the only one nice to him...)

I am nice to him, I'm just trying to drop subtle hints.

Badger

08-01-2007, 06:41 PM

Jill called me!! And she told me to tell GR87 to move on already. :csad:

But, Jill called me and said as soon as the scars heal she's going to call him. :huh:

incubat

08-01-2007, 06:42 PM

I am nice to him, I'm just trying to drop subtle hints.

lol, I don't know how subtle that might be...too bad GR isn't here to read it...

Holly

08-01-2007, 06:46 PM

I hope this girl calls him (seems unlikely at this point, but who knows). He should move on in the meantime and quit waiting around for something that may or may not happen. That's all

The Kid

08-01-2007, 06:52 PM

Damn you women have it easy. I'm getting a sex change.

incubat

08-01-2007, 06:52 PM

^I actually hope for HER sake, that she doesn't call... I don't know...I'd be afraid if a knew a someone I've only talked once in my live, had been waiting for me for 17 months.

Mr. Credible

08-01-2007, 06:53 PM

Damn you attractive women have it easy. I'm getting a sex change.

fixed. :oldrazz:

The Kid

08-01-2007, 07:08 PM

fixed. :oldrazz:

LOL, thanks. That brings back memories for me. I'd always notice the fat chicks were always best friends with the more fit girls for some reason that I never truly understood. Now I know why....

On a more serious note:

Ladies, give us a break. damn.

*remember duke lacross... we know some of you play games with us...* -__-

ShadowBoxing

08-01-2007, 07:39 PM

But, Jill called me and said as soon as the scars heal she's going to call him. :huh:
That break up was so bad...she'll at least need another 3 or 4 months to heal before going into rehab.

Immortalfire

08-02-2007, 11:23 AM

The hot bank teller said "Have a nice day" to me this morning! :wow: :heart:

amazingfantasy15

08-02-2007, 11:26 AM

The hot bank teller said "Have a nice day" to me this morning! :wow: :heart:

Dude, she totally wanted you!

terry78

08-02-2007, 11:28 AM

Now you can start building a shrine to her.

Immortalfire

08-02-2007, 11:29 AM

Dude, she totally wanted you!

So it seems. It's the third time in the past two months that she's said that.

jaguarr

08-02-2007, 11:30 AM

^I actually hope for HER sake, that she doesn't call... I don't know...I'd be afraid if a knew a someone I've only talked once in my live, had been waiting for me for 17 months.

Too true. I'd say that, at this point, she's probably safe as she's never going to call him. God forbid he spots her somewhere, though.

jag

ShadowBoxing

08-02-2007, 11:32 AM

So it seems. It's the third time in the past two months that she's said that.
Okay...so here is what I don't get...the waitress is nice to GR87, why doesn't he think she likes him???

jaguarr

08-02-2007, 11:38 AM

Okay...so here is what I don't get...the waitress is nice to GR87, why doesn't he think she likes him???

That's the kind of question that opens up wormholes in the space-time continuum, son! :eek:

jag

Ghostvirus

08-02-2007, 11:43 AM

Now you can start building a shrine to her.

Woo-Hooo!!!

*runs to get glue, & sparkleys*

amazingfantasy15

08-02-2007, 12:10 PM

So it seems. It's the third time in the past two months that she's said that.

Oh wow! Three times! However, she might have just gotten out of a bad relationship, so you should give her another 15 months before making a move. Just remember, as long as it's on a pedastal the pussy can't hurt you.

Immortalfire

08-02-2007, 12:35 PM

I love this place.

GoldenAgeHero

08-02-2007, 12:43 PM

i did'nt know how socially awkward i was until a girl sat next to me and decided to have a chat with me. i noticed that i would mumble words as i spoke and actually said one line sentences,with a big pause in between. she was chatting me up and i took it as a sign she liked me(at first i thought she was just being very friendly,she offered me chips). Anyways, her ride was goinmg to come soon, so i figured i might as well ask her name and phone number, until i noticed she had a ring on her(wedding finger?), and i was like damnit! i decided to not even bother. she was very cute too:(

do you guys think i should've asked her name and number anyways? i was afraid of rejection and having a really awkward moment while we we're discussing education and careers.

Erzengel

08-02-2007, 12:51 PM

Worst thing she could have said was sorry I'm married.

GoldenAgeHero

08-02-2007, 12:55 PM

Worst thing she could have said was sorry I'm married.

true, **** i could've asked........ i don't think i'll have a moment like that again.:(

she asked if could sit by me and everything where there was a bunch of seats that were available.

Erzengel

08-02-2007, 12:56 PM

Chalk it up to experience. Do better next time. No sense on brooding over it.

GoldenAgeHero

08-02-2007, 12:57 PM

indeed erz,indeed.

incubat

08-02-2007, 05:21 PM

Woo-Hooo!!!

*runs to get glue, & sparkleys*

don't forget old gum pieces she throws out.

Ghostvirus

08-02-2007, 07:09 PM

don't forget old gum pieces she throws out.

That creepy stuff is up to rider. I am just supplying the non-creepy shrine essential.:o

incubat

08-02-2007, 08:30 PM

^you didn't get the Hey Arnold! reference...:(

ShadowBoxing

08-02-2007, 08:35 PM

Oh yeah....I don't remember that cartoon. Thank god.

incubat

08-02-2007, 08:36 PM

that sucks:o :csad:

Ghostvirus

08-02-2007, 08:40 PM

No..I guess I didn't. Whats Hey Arnold?

incubat

08-02-2007, 08:44 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Arnold!

It was basically a show about this kid who lived with his grandparents and had weird friends. And there was this girl, Helga, who had a great crush on him and had a shrine for him inside his closet, and used to collect gum he spit out to complete her shrine.

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 11:39 AM

Well its the 7th. Time for the second issue of DreamLady V.S. ShyGuy.

Stay Tuned... Or Don't...

Erzengel

08-07-2007, 11:47 AM

Don't disappoint or face ridicule. :o

incubat

08-07-2007, 12:04 PM

omg omg omg!! .....*makes anime face* he's going to do it!!!

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 12:18 PM

Don't disappoint or face ridicule. :o

Ridicule I can face. Rejection I can't.

omg omg omg!! .....*makes anime face* he's going to do it!!!

Ya Damn Right.
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1559/dballzny1.png
By ghostvirus (http://profile.imageshack.us/user/ghostvirus) at 2007-08-07

Erzengel

08-07-2007, 12:21 PM

Ridicule I can face. Rejection I can't.

I'll make sure you can't log on to the Hype without sweating. :cmad:

incubat

08-07-2007, 03:02 PM

Ridicule I can face. Rejection I can't.

I'm rejecting you right now... see? it's not that bad:yay:

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 03:58 PM

Erzengel

08-07-2007, 04:14 PM

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 04:19 PM

Ugh.

I know rejection can be cripling, yadda, yadda whatever. But ask yourself one question, if she moved away tomorrow, what would you have to show for it?

Regret is worse than rejection, no matter how embarassing it is.

I tell myself this every f***ing day man! Everyday! Just when I get around a woman I like. It is like I have a split personality. I just shut the f*** down.

As far as this woman goes. I am giving up, because I can't take waiting another 2 weeks just to have me freeze again. Then wait another 2 weeks. Just to freeze again etc...

I am just going to move on. It will be better for my blood pressure. I just wish I would of had the guts.:csad:

DV8

08-07-2007, 04:23 PM

Well I failed! I am a total, & complete loser! I clammed up again! I give up! I f***ing give the f**k up! I am so pissed off at myself right now it isn't even funny! Ridicule me all you want Erz I deserve it. I suck! I so totally, & completely suck.

GODAMNIT!!!! F****, F****, F****!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

stop beating yourself up man! just . . . just stop being a pussy, easy as that! you are a MAN . . . it's in your nature to get the #!!! it's the lack of confidence that's fuacking you up, dude . . .

there is no guess-work here . . . you have passing conversation cuz you enjoy what each other have to say . . . it's not out of the ordinary to say this simple phrase: "Maybe I could give you a call sometime"

and if she says no, WHO CARES!!!?!?!?! and it doesn't have to make things weird in the future . . . just act like you don't really care; it's her loss if she doesn't want to call . . . don't be a dick about it or anything but if she turns you down, be non-chalant about it . . .

all in all, you need to boost the confidence man, then things will happen naturally :up:

DV8

08-07-2007, 04:24 PM

I tell myself this every f***ing day man! Everyday! Just when I get around a woman I like. It is like I have a split personality. I just shut the f*** down.

As far as this woman goes. I am giving up, because I can't take waiting another 2 weeks just to have me freeze again. Then wait another 2 weeks. Just to freeze again etc...

I am just going to move on. It will be better for my blood pressure. I just wish I would of had the guts.:csad:

then DON'T wait two weeks . . . take your ass back there tomorrow and say "I've been kicking myself for not asking you out . . . . but I think you're a cool/interesting (insert appropriate adjective) person and I'd like to give you a call sometime"

incubat

08-07-2007, 04:33 PM

then DON'T wait two weeks . . . take your ass back there tomorrow and say "I've been kicking myself for not asking you out . . . . but I think you're a cool/interesting (insert appropriate adjective) person and I'd like to give you a call sometime"

I was going to say the same. Quoting Nike: "Just do it". C'mon man... I know you can!

DV8

08-07-2007, 04:39 PM

incubat

08-07-2007, 04:42 PM

^man . . . it's seriously hurting me by him not doing it . . . . I think he just needs to do it, and not tell us he's going to do it, but just do it and then post once he's gotten the number . . . I think he builds the pressure in his head too much . . . he has to think about doing it all the way there, and all the way home he's thinking "everyone on SHH is gonna be sooooo disappointed" . . . lol!

maybe we should like... you know, stop putting pressure on him?

I'm sorry if we did...:csad:

but DV8 has point...just do it Max, and don't tell us untill after you've done it...

DV8

08-07-2007, 04:46 PM

^yeah . . . wheretf did he go, btw? here are my 3 guesses:

1. He's in a gym training w/ "Eye of the Tiger" blasting on max volume
2. He committed suicide
3. He's crying in the shower
4. He saw my post and decided to take his ass back to the pharmacy RIGHT NOW!!

I'm hoping for the last one, but he's pry doing #3 :(

incubat

08-07-2007, 04:53 PM

Oh man... it'd be awesome if it was 1 and then 4

DV8

08-07-2007, 04:59 PM

^hell yeah . . . we can dream, can't we? *looks off into distance*

Radiant Dawn

08-07-2007, 05:00 PM

The Kid

08-07-2007, 05:00 PM

I brushed up against a boob today! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The Kid

08-07-2007, 05:06 PM

My issue:

I like this guy. Let's call him Calvin. Well, Calvin is the son of one of my mom's friends. She goes over to Calvin's father's house a lot, and I tag along and hang out with him and his siblings. Well, Saturday night when my mom and I were over there, I asked him if he wanted to go to Lunch on Sunday with me. He said sure. Sunday arrives and he tells me he can't do Lunch because he has things to do with his Grandma that afternoon (his father can confirm he wasn't lying), so he asked me if we could move Lunch to Monday. I said OK. He calls a few hours later to tell me he doesn't think he'd be able to get up in time to do Lunch (knowing Calvin, this is true. :oldrazz:), so he asked me if I would go see Underdog with him and his Grandma on Monday evening instead. I said yes. I considered this a date, and Calvin's father kept referring to it as a date when he'd talk to my mom on the phone.

Well, Monday arrives. I show up to the theater all dolled up and I see he and his grandmother...ALONG WITH ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS!! I sat by him during the movie, but it was only because I asked his little brother's friend to not sit next to him so I could. He only said a few words to me, and payed more attention to his step-sister (Who has a crush on him, apparently. Must put a stop to that) than me. What should I do?

To be perfectly blunt, what do you look like? Stunning? Average? Butterface? :dry:

DV8

08-07-2007, 05:08 PM

My issue:

I like this guy. Let's call him Calvin. Well, Calvin is the son of one of my mom's friends. She goes over to Calvin's father's house a lot, and I tag along and hang out with him and his siblings. Well, Saturday night when my mom and I were over there, I asked him if he wanted to go to Lunch on Sunday with me. He said sure. Sunday arrives and he tells me he can't do Lunch because he has things to do with his Grandma that afternoon (his father can confirm he wasn't lying), so he asked me if we could move Lunch to Monday. I said OK. He calls a few hours later to tell me he doesn't think he'd be able to get up in time to do Lunch (knowing Calvin, this is true. :oldrazz:), so he asked me if I would go see Underdog with him and his Grandma on Monday evening instead. I said yes. I considered this a date, and Calvin's father kept referring to it as a date when he'd talk to my mom on the phone.

Well, Monday arrives. I show up to the theater all dolled up and I see he and his grandmother...ALONG WITH ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS!! I sat by him during the movie, but it was only because I asked his little brother's friend to not sit next to him so I could. He only said a few words to me, and payed more attention to his step-sister (Who has a crush on him, apparently. Must put a stop to that) than me. What should I do?

hmmm . . . first off, there are a few variables . . . how old are yous? he could be a bit on the shy side if he didn't say much; I mean, sounds like you have a decent rapport w/ him but it's a little different when there's all the family hearsay and whatnot . . . .

on the other hand, plans were cancelled twice . . . not the best sign

I would pry just make other plans and see how it goes :up: something that would involve only the both of you, and where you can get a chance to talk openly (nobody wants to go on a date w/ their grandma and siblings hanging around :()

Radiant Dawn

08-07-2007, 05:12 PM

hmmm . . . first off, there are a few variables . . . how old are yous?

I'm 16. He's 15.

DV8

08-07-2007, 05:14 PM

^ok . . . now this actually is important, and it's what Weyseed asked . . . are you good looking? Is he good looking? cuz although we hate to admit it (some of us at least), most guys are pretty shallow . . . especially in adolescence . . . .

now the weird thing is what you mentioned about the stepsister . . . . what's the deal w/ that!? have they been step-siblings for a long time, or is this a newer marriage?

Radiant Dawn

08-07-2007, 05:16 PM

To be perfectly blunt, what do you look like? Stunning? Average? Butterface? :dry:

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9301/daydreameruc3.th.jpg

DV8

08-07-2007, 05:18 PM

^didn't work . . . anyone know how to fix that? is the pic hosted? it won't work right off your desktop . . .

Radiant Dawn

08-07-2007, 05:25 PM

Fixed?

DV8

08-07-2007, 05:29 PM

yes . . . it works now but the pic is a bit small . . . anyway, you're a cute girl, so like I said; I would try to plan something more personal between the 2 of you, and just be yourself . . .

if you guys seem to have stuff in common, go for it! :up:

but if he pulls the same thing as last time, move on . . . don't wait around for him to 'make a move'

oh yeah, and if he brings the whole clan again, he's not interested; he'll find a way to make it just the two of you if he really likes you ;)

DV8

08-07-2007, 05:32 PM

oh yeah and I just wanted to add that if dude's got a boner for his stepsister, you might not want to be getting involved period :confused: ECK!

Radiant Dawn

08-07-2007, 05:34 PM

oh yeah and I just wanted to add that if dude's got a boner for his stepsister, you might not want to be getting involved period :confused: ECK!

I think he likes her like a sister. It's HER that has the warm fuzzies.

Fanticon

08-07-2007, 05:36 PM

my relationship advice of the day...for men...only disagree when its things that you truly feel are worth disagreeing over. Stop with the petty $#!T...I learned to.

DV8

08-07-2007, 05:37 PM

I think he likes her like a sister. It's HER that has the warm fuzzies.

yikes . . . well not much you can do about that

Superman79

08-07-2007, 05:44 PM

Best general realtionship advice ever:

1) Give in, Give out, Give up, it's over.
Why even bother, when you're always wrong.
So much for trying, it's time to move on.

2) Run for your life!!!

The Kid

08-07-2007, 06:00 PM

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/9301/daydreameruc3.th.jpg

Hmm, you've got guts.

I wouldn't post my picture on here, that's for sure...

Hmmm, If it were me, I'd just go for it and tell him what's on my mind. We wish more girls would do that actually.

Radiant Dawn

08-07-2007, 06:12 PM

New Development:

I called Calvin and invited him over to my house to eat some pizza. I heard him ask his dad if he could, but his dad said he couldn't because the family is going to a baseball game and if I wanted to go, I could. I said I'd go. So, any tips on what I should do? The game's at 7:15 Mountain Time.

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 06:16 PM

stop beating yourself up man! just . . . just stop being a pussy, easy as that! you are a MAN . . . it's in your nature to get the #!!! it's the lack of confidence that's fuacking you up, dude . . .

there is no guess-work here . . . you have passing conversation cuz you enjoy what each other have to say . . . it's not out of the ordinary to say this simple phrase: "Maybe I could give you a call sometime"

and if she says no, WHO CARES!!!?!?!?! and it doesn't have to make things weird in the future . . . just act like you don't really care; it's her loss if she doesn't want to call . . . don't be a dick about it or anything but if she turns you down, be non-chalant about it . . .

all in all, you need to boost the confidence man, then things will happen naturally :up:

I am trying to boost my confidence. The main problem is there are other people around her. It will be like asking her out in front of an audience.

then DON'T wait two weeks . . . take your ass back there tomorrow and say "I've been kicking myself for not asking you out . . . . but I think you're a cool/interesting (insert appropriate adjective) person and I'd like to give you a call sometime"

I was going to say the same. Quoting Nike: "Just do it". C'mon man... I know you can!

I take the bus, so after I left the store. I was literally pacing outside the store trying to pump myself up to go back in, & just do it before the bus got there. I just couldn't that pissed me off more than anything.

^man . . . it's seriously hurting me by him not doing it . . . . I think he just needs to do it, and not tell us he's going to do it, but just do it and then post once he's gotten the number . . . I think he builds the pressure in his head too much . . . he has to think about doing it all the way there, and all the way home he's thinking "everyone on SHH is gonna be sooooo disappointed" . . . lol!

Its not you all. I am disappointed in myself. I used to be a very confident person. Some where along the way I lost my self worth, & it is a real b**ch trying to get it back, because once you lost it. You start to realise just how many people try to keep you from getting it back.

maybe we should like... you know, stop putting pressure on him?

I'm sorry if we did...:csad:

but DV8 has point...just do it Max, and don't tell us untill after you've done it...

That is what I am going to do. Aside from givine advice to other posters in this thread. I am not posting a damn things until I do something.

^yeah . . . wheretf did he go, btw? here are my 3 guesses:

1. He's in a gym training w/ "Eye of the Tiger" blasting on max volume
2. He committed suicide
3. He's crying in the shower
4. He saw my post and decided to take his ass back to the pharmacy RIGHT NOW!!

I'm hoping for the last one, but he's pry doing #3 :(

Number 5. I was listening to metallica, & crying.:csad:

Oh man... it'd be awesome if it was 1 and then 4

Nope sorry.:csad:

^hell yeah . . . we can dream, can't we? *looks off into distance*

*stands beside DV8. Looking where he is looking*Yeah that would be awesome.

incubat

08-07-2007, 06:19 PM

hey rd...well...if I was you I would've told him you'd pass and wait for untill you had time to do something just the two of you. But, hey, why don't make the best of it now and half fun? Besides, since you already know his family it shouldn't be too much of a deal hanging out with them right?

incubat

08-07-2007, 06:21 PM

I am trying to boost my confidence. The main problem is there are other people around her. It will be like asking her out in front of an audience.

I take the bus, so after I left the store. I was literally pacing outside the store trying to pump myself up to go back in, & just do it before the bus got there. I just couldn't that pissed me off more than anything.

Its not you all. I am disappointed in myself. I used to be a very confident person. Some where along the way I lost my self worth, & it is a real b**ch trying to get it back, because once you lost it. You start to realise just how many people try to keep you from getting it back.

That is what I am going to do. Aside from givine advice to other posters in this thread. I am not posting a damn things until I do something.

Number 5. I was listening to metallica, & crying.:csad:

Nope sorry.:csad:

*stands beside DV8. Looking where he is looking*Yeah that would be awesome.

as long as it wasn't St Anger...

kainedamo

08-07-2007, 06:29 PM

I've come to the conclusion that Internet dating is the easiest and fastest way of finding dates.

Even then, its a ****ing difficult mess. You gotta find a half decent profile site, wade your way through hundreds of ugly girls, whore girls, poser girls, etc etc to find someone that seems like they'd be your type, read their profiles just to realize they're idiots (favourite book: i don't read teeheehee), wade your way through more crap, until finally you find someone that might be 20% compatable with you.

And then you have to come up with a message interesting enough to stand out from the dozens of messages they're sure to get. But how tough can it be to beat "OMG wowz ur pwettiful!"?

And if you seem to hit it off okay with the girl, you still have to meet them in real life to see if there is anything there or not.

I'd prefer meeting and dating girls in real life to seeking girls on the net. But I just don't know many girls in real life. None at work. Bars and clubs are horrible places to meet women. What other options do I have?

DV8

08-07-2007, 06:42 PM

I am trying to boost my confidence. The main problem is there are other people around her. It will be like asking her out in front of an audience.

yeah, that's rough . . . you have to focus in on your convo w/ her, and let it come naturally . . . try to block everything else out . . . like it's just you and her; not an easy thing to do, trust me I've been there

Number 5. I was listening to metallica, & crying.:csad:

well at least you weren't crying to a bunch of pussy music like Coldplay or something . . . . stop shedding those tears though!!

*stands beside DV8. Looking where he is looking*Yeah that would be awesome.

we will one day stand side by side in the promise land, where the ground is made of vaginas and our penises are on our feet :O

incubat

08-07-2007, 06:43 PM

we will one day stand side by side in the promise land, where the ground is made of vaginas and our penises are on our feet :O

I don't know if that's scary or awesome...

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 06:49 PM

My issue:

I like this guy. Let's call him Calvin. Well, Calvin is the son of one of my mom's friends. She goes over to Calvin's father's house a lot, and I tag along and hang out with him and his siblings. Well, Saturday night when my mom and I were over there, I asked him if he wanted to go to Lunch on Sunday with me. He said sure. Sunday arrives and he tells me he can't do Lunch because he has things to do with his Grandma that afternoon (his father can confirm he wasn't lying), so he asked me if we could move Lunch to Monday. I said OK. He calls a few hours later to tell me he doesn't think he'd be able to get up in time to do Lunch (knowing Calvin, this is true. :oldrazz:), so he asked me if I would go see Underdog with him and his Grandma on Monday evening instead. I said yes. I considered this a date, and Calvin's father kept referring to it as a date when he'd talk to my mom on the phone.

Well, Monday arrives. I show up to the theater all dolled up and I see he and his grandmother...ALONG WITH ALL OF HIS SIBLINGS!! I sat by him during the movie, but it was only because I asked his little brother's friend to not sit next to him so I could. He only said a few words to me, and payed more attention to his step-sister (Who has a crush on him, apparently. Must put a stop to that) than me. What should I do?

1. Eliminate the step sister. She can only cause trouble.:o

2. Do something few woman do. Ask him out straight up. Stop playing games just ask him out.

incubat

08-07-2007, 06:52 PM

1. Eliminate the step sister. She can only cause trouble.:o

2. Do something few woman do. Ask him out straight up. Stop playing games just ask him out.

might I add you should try that too, and as your sign says "no sacrifice,no victory" (for both of you)

god knows I'm trying to apply that myself...

Ghostvirus

08-07-2007, 06:56 PM

as long as it wasn't St Anger...

Actually it was Unnamed Feeling, so yeah. The drums may be off on that record, but lyrically. It is beautilful. Like all the other Metallica albums.

yeah, that's rough . . . you have to focus in on your convo w/ her, and let it come naturally . . . try to block everything else out . . . like it's just you and her; not an easy thing to do, trust me I've been there

I can do that when we are just talking, but once I start thinking about making move. I suddenly become aware of the all the peopl around.

well at least you weren't crying to a bunch of pussy music like Coldplay or something . . . . stop shedding those tears though!!

I like Coldplay for like 2 sec. Until I realised all their music sounds the same.

we will one day stand side by side in the promise land, where the ground is made of vaginas and our penises are on our feet :O

I don't know if that's scary or awesome...

That is what I am thinking. Could people potentially fall in. Wouldn't be like the sand pit in Return Of The Jedi? Fall in the Vagina, & be slowly digested over thousands of years.:huh: