*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Deep Thinkin'!]

^ok . . . now this actually is important, and it's what Weyseed asked . . . are you good looking? Is he good looking? cuz although we hate to admit it (some of us at least), most guys are pretty shallow . . . especially in adolescence . . . .

now the weird thing is what you mentioned about the stepsister . . . . what's the deal w/ that!? have they been step-siblings for a long time, or is this a newer marriage?

Very, very true.

I recommend you find an older dude.

[DV8]

I don't know if that's scary or awesome...

me either :(

[DV8]

Very, very true.

I recommend you find an older dude.

but I'm not gay :( :woot:

[Mister J]

He only said a few words to me, and payed more attention to his step-sister (Who has a crush on him, apparently).
:dry:

[kainedamo]

Very, very true.

I recommend you find an older dude.

Young girls aren't so mature themselves.

[incubat]

Those that don't do...Teach.:o

touché my friend...touché....



still...it's a good advice...:woot:

[incubat]

Young girls aren't so mature themselves.

why do girls always fantasize about older guys? we (they...depends how old you are) are not that much better...

[Ghostvirus]

touché my friend...touché....



still...it's a good advice...:woot:

Well. Yeah, & some day I will have to take that advice, or face dying alone.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Young girls aren't so mature themselves.

She said she was 16, and he was 15.....

[terry78]

why do girls always fantasize about older guys? we (they...depends how old you are) are not that much better...
They don't know that. They think we're cooler and more mature than the guys their own age. The irony is that when you get to be an adult, the grown women don't want you, but younger ones, but the underage ones do, which you can't date.

[Erzengel]

They don't know that. They think we're cooler and more mature than the guys their own age. The irony is that when you get to be an adult, the grown women don't want you, but younger ones, but the underage ones do, which you can't date.
They even let you go ass to mouth. :heart:

[DV8]

They even let you go ass to mouth. :heart:

LOLZ!!! ewwwwww . . . . mmmmmmm :oldrazz: *slurp*

[incubat]

They don't know that. They think we're cooler and more mature than the guys their own age. The irony is that when you get to be an adult, the grown women don't want you, but younger ones, but the underage ones do, which you can't date.

I KNOW!!!!:huh:

[Radiant Dawn]

I am so angry and sad right now I could scream. And have. I told Calvin I liked him and asked him if he wanted to hang out just us on Saturday. He told me he doesn't like me like that and just wants to be friends. Why is it every time I ask a guy out, all I get is straight up "No" or the whole "Just Friends" crap?! I am SO EFFING SICK OF THIS WHOLE "JUST FRIENDS" BULL*****!!

[Ghostvirus]

I am so angry and sad right now I could scream. And have. I told Calvin I liked him and asked him if he wanted to hang out just us on Saturday. He told me he doesn't like me like that and just wants to be friends. Why is it every time I ask a guy out, all I get is straight up "No" or the whole "Just Friends" crap?! I am SO EFFING SICK OF THIS WHOLE "JUST FRIENDS" BULL*****!!

This is quite the gender reversal. Just keep trying. Men are easy. You'll find one some day. Or you could just move to the midwest. I here there is a hyper that is single in that region.:o

[Eggyman]

Hey there :)

Here's a trick, and it usually has a pretty good winning ratio (but I'm not saying it's sure-fire): Do this gradually, dropping hints here and there. Make out as if there is someone else you have set your sights on -- sometimes people don't don't know what they want until it's unavailable to them.

At my place of work there was a girl I really liked -- not really the type I'd want a relationship with, but she looked like a goer -- I never did get round to asking her out (so many women, so little time), but I started seeing this other girl who basically worships me. It didn't take long for the goer to start showing an interest. On this occasion it didn't work out, because the girl I started seeing is very sweet and now we are quite serious. It still proves the rule about being attracted to the unattainable, though.

[kainedamo]

They don't know that. They think we're cooler and more mature than the guys their own age. The irony is that when you get to be an adult, the grown women don't want you, but younger ones, but the underage ones do, which you can't date.

Its like, I have actually noticed girls are more willing to talk to me (girls of 18 to 20) than they were about 2 years ago. And there is absolutely no difference to my appearance or personality from two years ago.

[Erzengel]

Its like, I have actually noticed girls are more willing to talk to me (girls of 18 to 20) than they were about 2 years ago. And there is absolutely no difference to my appearance or personality from two years ago.
People are usually unaware how different they are as of 2 years ago. The only way you are the same is if you had nothing happen to you in the past 2 years and lived in a bubble.

[Erzengel]

I am so angry and sad right now I could scream. And have. I told Calvin I liked him and asked him if he wanted to hang out just us on Saturday. He told me he doesn't like me like that and just wants to be friends. Why is it every time I ask a guy out, all I get is straight up "No" or the whole "Just Friends" crap?! I am SO EFFING SICK OF THIS WHOLE "JUST FRIENDS" BULL*****!!
You're 16.

At least you had the nerve to ask. Be patient. Some people don't even start dating til they are in college.

[incubat]

You're 16.

At least you had the nerve to ask. Be patient. Some people don't even start dating til they are in college.

yeah, don't worry, but I think I can safely say WE're all proud of you for trying:)

[The Kid]

This is quite the gender reversal. Just keep trying. Men are easy. You'll find one some day. Or you could just move to the midwest. I here there is a hyper that is single in that region.:o

We really are.

If you're a sweet looking dish, we're howling at the moon just like in the wolf cartoons...

But us? We have to climb mountains, kill tigers, figure out the meaning of life, just to make some babies!

[amazingfantasy15]

I am so angry and sad right now I could scream. And have. I told Calvin I liked him and asked him if he wanted to hang out just us on Saturday. He told me he doesn't like me like that and just wants to be friends. Why is it every time I ask a guy out, all I get is straight up "No" or the whole "Just Friends" crap?! I am SO EFFING SICK OF THIS WHOLE "JUST FRIENDS" BULL*****!!

After you're first post I could already tell you were stuck in the "friend zone", sorry. Anyone who cancels on you twice, the first I could see, but the second excuse was really lame, I'll still be sleeping, if he was interested he'd set an alarm, then making a date with his grandma involved and bringing all his siblings, you never had a shot. I know the friend's zone sucks, I've been put there way too many times, just keep trying though, you're a lot better than most girls since you'll actually ask the guy out.

[Immortalfire]

I'm going to the bank tomorrow, what should I say to the hot teller :wow:

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm going to the bank tomorrow, what should I say to the hot teller :wow:

Would you like to touch my penis.

[terry78]

I'm going to the bank tomorrow, what should I say to the hot teller :wow:

Tell her that your other car is a millenium falcon.

[Immortalfire]

Tell her that your other car is a millenium falcon.

:up:

[incubat]

ask her if she wants to stroke your wookie

[Ghostvirus]

How the heck does a woman get stuck in the friend zone? Seriously. If you really want this guy. Before summer ends ask him if he was to go to the beach. Throw on the smallest bikini you have.

Gauranteed by the end of the day at the beach. His penis, & his brain will had a meeting, & his penis will have won. Woman dating men is like fishing. All you need to do is drop some bait, & we will bite eventually.

[terry78]

How the heck does a woman get stuck in the friend zone? Seriously. If you really want this guy. Before summer ends ask him if he was to go to the beach. Throw on the smallest bikini you have.

Gauranteed by the end of the day at the beach. His penis, & his brain will had a meeting, & his penis will have won. Woman dating men is like fishing. All you need to do is drop some bait, & we will bite eventually.

Depends on if the guy finds her attractive. We dont' find everything with a vagina hot, trust me. Unless you're desparate.

[Ghostvirus]

I'm going to the bank tomorrow, what should I say to the hot teller :wow:

Flop your penis on the counter, & tell her you would like to make a deposit. Then wink at her.

[DV8]

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[DV8]

How the heck does a woman get stuck in the friend zone? Seriously. If you really want this guy. Before summer ends ask him if he was to go to the beach. Throw on the smallest bikini you have.

Gauranteed by the end of the day at the beach. His penis, & his brain will had a meeting, & his penis will have won. Woman dating men is like fishing. All you need to do is drop some bait, & we will bite eventually.


that doesn't work w/ fatties though :O

[Ghostvirus]

Depends on if the guy finds her attractive. We dont' find everything with a vagina hot, trust me. Unless you're desparate.

Good point. Get him drunk before going to the beach. Problem solved. Just seal the deal before he sobers up.:o

[Erzengel]

Using the "fishing" analogy, just cause women can get more bites doesn't mean her catches would be trophy worthy.

[Ghostvirus]

Using the "fishing" analogy, just cause women can get more bites doesn't mean her catches would be trophy worthy.

That when you just throw'em back, & keep fishing. Either way all she has to do is sit in a boat, & let the fish come to her.

Men on the other hand well... Watch an old croc hunter, when Steve wrangles a 15 foot croc.

[incubat]

Good point. Get him drunk before going to the beach. Problem solved. Just seal the deal before he sobers up.:o

weren't they like 15 and 16?

[Erzengel]

That when you just throw'em back, & keep fishing. Either way all she has to do is sit in a boat, & let the fish come to her.

Men on the other hand well... Watch an old croc hunter, when Steve wrangles a 15 foot croc.
Still women don't necessarily have it "easier".

[incubat]

it's easier for them to get men, but that doesn't mean they can get good men just as easy... since it's easier for them they have higher standards...

[Ghostvirus]

weren't they like 15 and 16?

& your point?:ninja:

[incubat]

& your point?:ninja:

well..yeah.. I know...but...

oh just forget it...

[Ghostvirus]

well..yeah.. I know...but...

oh just forget it...

I am just playing man...

In all seriousness though. She should really try harder start early. That is my main problem. I didn't start trying to develope my skills until much later.

[incubat]

I am just playing man...

In all seriousness though. She should really try harder start early. That is my main problem. I didn't start trying to develope my skills until much later.

lol, I know you were, I was too....

and you're right, iut also took me alot of time to start, it would've been easier to start sooner.

[Ghostvirus]

Whats weird is. I always liked woman. I just never really pursued them. Then I started getting into my late 20's, & I was suddenly like oh sh**! Then I watched The 40 Year Old Virgin, & I was like oh double sh**!!

Now I feel like I am starting a race that has been going on for a while.

[The Kid]

I feel your pain. Life is retarded crap. We're taught to be afraid of aids and junk, and be nice and respectful to women, and don't view them as these hot sex objects that we'd like to see naked covered in honey, and we do it, and what do we get but being late to the party. good grief.

If I can send a message to some teen out there more worried about how to lose virginity than passing some test, seriously go to those dances and parties and get lots of advice, NOW, don't do what your parents are telling you to do.

[Erzengel]

Whats weird is. I always liked woman. I just never really pursued them. Then I started getting into my late 20's, & I was suddenly like oh sh**! Then I watched The 40 Year Old Virgin, & I was like oh double sh**!!

Now I feel like I am starting a race that has been going on for a while.

It's not a race.

It'll happen when it's suppose to but you can't rely on things falling into your lap either.

[Ghostvirus]

I feel your pain. Life is retarded crap. We're taught to be afraid of aids and junk, and be nice and respectful to women, and don't view them as these hot sex objects that we'd like to see naked covered in honey, and we do it, and what do we get but being late to the party. good grief.

If I can send a message to some teen out there more worried about how to lose virginity than passing some test, seriously go to those dances and parties and get lots of advice, NOW, don't do what your parents are telling you to do.

I think the Grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine said it best. When he advised the teenage boy to f*** as much as possible.:ninja:

[Ghostvirus]

It's not a race.

It'll happen when it's suppose to but you can't rely on things falling into your lap either.

If I pay 15 dollars at a strip club it will most certainly fall into my lap.

[The Kid]

I think the Grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine said it best. When he advised the teenage boy to f*** as much as possible.:ninja:

Yep. I repeat, do not follow your parents' orders. Sneak out if you have to.

I was so shocked to hear that my sister's been doing the deed since she was 16 years old. :csad:

There's your proof that it's easier for girls.

Edit: It's really now or never... Once your a certain age it'll be illegal.

[The Batman]

Question: Are you love confused folks watching "The pick up artist" show that just debuted on VH1?

[Ghostvirus]

Yes.:csad:

The guy that froze in the corner. That is me in nutshell.

[incubat]

Yep. I repeat, do not follow your parents' orders. Sneak out if you have to.

I was so shocked to hear that my sister's been doing the deed since she was 16 years old. :csad:

There's your proof that it's easier for girls.

Edit: It's really now or never... Once your a certain age it'll be illegal.

I hear you man... being good is nice and all... you should never do something that goes against your principles, that's respectable, but that doesn't mean you should be afraid of breaking the rules now and then... that's a hard lesson to learn. Trust me, you won't want to look back on your life and suddenly realize you've missed out on a lot of chances to have a good time because you were afraid to take risks.




Just don't do anything stupid...:rolleyes:

[Erzengel]

Yep. I repeat, do not follow your parents' orders. Sneak out if you have to.

I was so shocked to hear that my sister's been doing the deed since she was 16 years old. :csad:

There's your proof that it's easier for girls.

Edit: It's really now or never... Once your a certain age it'll be illegal.
I'm not trying to come off as mean, but you really have to stop basing your opinion of ALL women based on your sister and her friends.

[lollycop]

I'm turning 16 next month. And i'm still a virgin. I need your help. P.S. I have a girlfreind who dosent want to have sex until the age of 30. :(

[incubat]

I'm turning 16 next month. And i'm still a virgin. I need your help. P.S. I have a girlfreind who dosent want to have sex until the age of 30. :(


30??? man...tough luck....

but about being a virgin at your age... hey don't worry, it's quite normal... it'll happen when it's supposed to happen, and not a moment sooner.

probably not the advice you wanted to hear, but hey...just enjoy the moment.

[lollycop]

30??? man...tough luck....

but about being a virgin at your age... hey don't worry, it's quite normal... it'll happen when it's supposed to happen, and not a moment sooner.

probably not the advice you wanted to hear, but hey...just enjoy the moment.

Ok.:csad:

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm turning 16 next month. And i'm still a virgin. I need your help. P.S. I have a girlfreind who dosent want to have sex until the age of 30. :(
You're probably better off being a virgin at 15 or 16 to be honest.

[incubat]

Ok.:csad:

Trust me...I'm really sorry I'm not giving you better advice. I hated to hear that at your age. But things change faster than you can blink. Who knows... maybe your girlfriend will change her mind about sex too..:whatever:

[lollycop]

You're probably better off being a virgin at 15 or 16 to be honest.

Ok. Again:csad:

[ShadowBoxing]

Ok. Again:csad:Well, number one. You're girlfriend, speaking without knowing her, isn't waiting until 30 to have sex. She probably won't wait until 18 to be honest with you. The only reason she is saying 30 is because, like you, she is sexually immature and making a bigger deal out of it than it actually is. This is not to say being a **** is mature, but neither extreme is good for you. I would imagine she is just anxious about her sexuality as most are at that age.

Just make sure to buy condoms if you do have sex.

[Erzengel]

Condoms break.

Birth control can not work.

Girls can lie.

Some girls are more fertile than others.

If you are 16 and really ready for sex, you should also be prepared for the consequences.

[incubat]

Well, number one. You're girlfriend, speaking without knowing her, isn't waiting until 30 to have sex. She probably won't wait until 18 to be honest with you. The only reason she is saying 30 is because, like you, she is sexually immature and making a bigger deal out of it than it actually is. This is not to say being a **** is mature, but neither extreme is good for you. I would imagine she is just anxious about her sexuality as most are at that age.

Just make sure to buy condoms if you do have sex.

couldn't have said it better.

[ShadowBoxing]

Condoms break.

Birth control can not work.

Girls can lie.

Some girls are more fertile than others.

If you are 16 and really ready for sex, you should also be prepared for the consequences.
I disagree. Attempting to scare people with the consequences and telling them they need to be prepared is only going to cause one outcome: make them act irrationally. The fact is condoms work enough, and birth control is pretty good to. NOTHING is 100%, therefore dwelling on the lesser outcome will only cause actions which could have been done rationally to be done in fits of passion. The truth is no 16 year old can prepare for child and certainly not for AIDs, no one can prepare for AIDS. The best thing you can do is try to lessen the outcome. Because frankly people are still going to do it, consequences be damned. That kind of talk really doesn't help in the slightest.

[lollycop]

I am soo gonna wait till i'm married. Its the only true SAFE sex.

[incubat]

I am soo gonna wait till i'm married. Its the only true SAFE sex.

see what you've done now Erz?

[Erzengel]

I disagree. Attempting to scare people with the consequences and telling them they need to be prepared is only going to cause one outcome: make them act irrationally. The fact is condoms work enough, and birth control is pretty good to. NOTHING is 100%, therefore dwelling on the lesser outcome will only cause actions which could have been done rationally to be done in fits of passion. The truth is no 16 year old can prepare for child and certainly not for AIDs, no one can prepare for AIDS. The best thing you can do is try to lessen the outcome. Because frankly people are still going to do it, consequences be damned. That kind of talk really doesn't help in the slightest.
I've known women who were on birth control and no not in the "I'm on birth control but forgot once", and still got pregnant. They were like just really fertile and just couldn't have effective birth control. I've known people where condoms have broken on them.

I'm not trying to use scare tactics at all or tell him not to have sex, but I get the vibe that he just wants to have sex because it's what to do and honestly if he thinks that way, the consequences should be brought up.

[Erzengel]

see what you've done now Erz?

I'll have unprotected sex tonight to balance out the universe. :o

[lollycop]

see what you've done now Erz?

Lol:cwink:

[incubat]

I'll have unprotected sex tonight to balance out the universe. :o

that's not what I meant and you know it.

Besides, I respect your opinion, but I agree with SB, scaring him won't help anything.

[Erzengel]

Just keeping him informed. I was on some "sex advice" messageboard and you wouldn't believe the bizarre questions, ideas, thoughts, beliefs some people had about sex. People his age.

A female poster wrote about how she was "manually" playing with her bf and he "finished" on her stomach. There was no vaginal penetration at all and she still asked is there a chance she can get pregnant.

No one knows lolly here or his sexual experience, knowledge so assuming that he just knows all this, may not be the best idea.

[lollycop]

Just keeping him informed. I was on some "sex advice" messageboard and you wouldn't believe the bizarre questions, ideas, thoughts, beliefs some people had about sex. People his age.

A female poster wrote about how she was "manually" playing with her bf and he "finished" on her stomach. There was no vaginal penetration at all and she still asked is there a chance I can get pregnant.

No one knows lolly here or his sexual experience, knowledge so assuming that he just knows all this, may not be the best idea.

I've seen a porno where a guy did that to a girl. Its a disturbing image:csad:

[incubat]

Just keeping him informed. I was on some "sex advice" messageboard and you wouldn't believe the bizarre questions, ideas, thoughts, beliefs some people had about sex. People his age.

A female poster wrote about how she was "manually" playing with her bf and he "finished" on her stomach. There was no vaginal penetration at all and she still asked is there a chance she can get pregnant.

No one knows lolly here or his sexual experience, knowledge so assuming that he just knows all this, may not be the best idea.

you're right there, just don't say it in a way he's going to get scared. that wouldn't be good either.

[incubat]

I've seen a porno where a guy did that to a girl. Its a disturbing image:csad:

that's important too, real life sex, and porn, are waaaaaaaaaay different.

[lollycop]

you're right there, just don't say it in a way he's going to get scared. that wouldn't be good either.

I want to be 20.:csad: Anybody have 100 bucks.:o

[Erzengel]

No.

This is scaring him.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0399529764.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.positive-choice.org/_data/user_images/SexChart.gif

[lollycop]

No.

This is scaring him.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0399529764.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://www.positive-choice.org/_data/user_images/SexChart.gif

That reminds me of this one girl, she was 12, and he qas pregnet with 6 kids. She went to my school.

[StrainedEyes]

Just keeping him informed. I was on some "sex advice" messageboard and you wouldn't believe the bizarre questions, ideas, thoughts, beliefs some people had about sex. People his age.

A female poster wrote about how she was "manually" playing with her bf and he "finished" on her stomach. There was no vaginal penetration at all and she still asked is there a chance she can get pregnant.

No one knows lolly here or his sexual experience, knowledge so assuming that he just knows all this, may not be the best idea.

If any semen dripped down to her you know whatzis, than it's still possible, although very very unlikely, that some could slip in and one lucky guy'll make the 100 meter dash to preggoville. Highly unlikely, but not completely impossible.


P.s. Condom-less sex is so so much better :woot: Ahh the benifits of a serious relationship and birth control pills.

[Shuley]

Sex at 15/16? Dude, you have your whole life to get laid. Virginity isn't something "you have to get rid of asap" No one is going to think of you any different than they do now.

[lollycop]

Sex at 15/16? Dude, you have your whole life to get laid. Virginity isn't something "you have to get rid of asap" No one is going to think of you any different than they do now.

But i'm popular, and my freind said if I dont get laid by Friday, I have to give him 900 bucks.:csad:

[incubat]

No.

This is scaring him.

http://www.positive-choice.org/_data/user_images/SexChart.gif

lol...I don't really think that last picture makes sense...I mean, I know the captions are right, but the graph makes both of them look as if they're bisexual.




what do you need 100 bucks for lollycop?

[lollycop]

lol...I don't really think that last picture makes sense...I mean, I know the captions are right, but the graph makes both of them look as if they're bisexual.




what do you need 100 bucks for lollycop?

Make it 900 bucks, i'm going to lose the bet.:csad:

[StrainedEyes]

But i'm popular, and my freind said if I dont get laid by Friday, I have to give him 900 bucks.:csad:

I'm pretty sure Lollycop is pulling our lollypops on this one. I was first tipped by the 12 year old girl with 6 kids. Then came this statement. Gentlemen, he is trying to trick us.

[Shuley]

But i'm popular, and my freind said if I dont get laid by Friday, I have to give him 900 bucks.:csad:
Oh Sorry, I didn't realize your virginity is only worth $900. My Bad.

[lollycop]

I'm pretty sure Lollycop is pulling our lollypops on this one. I was first tipped by the 12 year old girl with 6 kids. Then came this statement. Gentlemen, he is trying to trick us.

Ok the 6 kids if off a movie, but really. My freind "Matt" said if I dont get laid by friday I owe him 900 bucks.

[Shuley]

I'm pretty sure Lollycop is pulling our lollypops on this one. I was first tipped by the 12 year old girl with 6 kids. Then came this statement. Gentlemen, he is trying to trick us.
ya think? He's probably making this up as he goes along.

[Erzengel]

If any semen dripped down to her you know whatzis, than it's still possible, although very very unlikely, that some could slip in and one lucky guy'll make the 100 meter dash to preggoville. Highly unlikely, but not completely impossible.


P.s. Condom-less sex is so so much better :woot: Ahh the benifits of a serious relationship and birth control pills.
Unless her stomach is huge and it slid down at a quick velocity. :o

Semen dries pretty quickly so unless she scooped it up and jammed it in, I think she's fine.

[terry78]

Unless her stomach is huge and it slid down at a quick velocity. :o

Semen dries pretty quickly so unless she scooped it up and jammed it in, I think she's fine.

She wanna have yo' bay-bay.

[StrainedEyes]

Ok the 6 kids if off a movie, but really. My freind "Matt" said if I dont get laid by friday I owe him 900 bucks.

Quoting "Matt" just makes it all the more made up.

[lollycop]

ya think? He's probably making this up as he goes along.

No i'm not. Hey wtf, dosent everybody want to get laid by the age of 15/16. So if your going to agrue with me, argue with another 60,000 kids.:oldrazz: :csad:

[Da Docta]

Quoting "Matt" just makes it all the more made up.

Hah! :D :up:

[Erzengel]

lol...I don't really think that last picture makes sense...I mean, I know the captions are right, but the graph makes both of them look as if they're bisexual.
It was either that or a vivid picture of STDs.

[incubat]

I'm pretty sure Lollycop is pulling our lollypops on this one. I was first tipped by the 12 year old girl with 6 kids. Then came this statement. Gentlemen, he is trying to trick us.

I was thinking the exact same thing here. Well played Lolly, I take my hat off to thee..
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n269/incubat/22276156.jpg

[DV8]

Ok the 6 kids if off a movie, but really. My freind "Matt" said if I dont get laid by friday I owe him 900 bucks.

so just beat his ass. problem solved . . . you owe him nothing . . . or better yet, LIE! it's not like either of you little ****s actually has $900 anyway . . . and why not just make it $1,000 :ninja:

[incubat]

No i'm not. Hey wtf, dosent everybody want to get laid by the age of 15/16. So if your going to agrue with me, argue with another 60,000 kids.:oldrazz: :csad:

being horny, and being ready to have sex with someone is something very different.

and if you really were stupid enoughto bet your virginity with matt for 900 bucks, then you should pay him...

[StrainedEyes]

so just beat his ass. problem solved . . . you owe him nothing . . . or better yet, LIE! it's not like either of you little ****s actually has $900 anyway . . . and why not just make it $1,000 :ninja:

Because 900 reversed and flipped is 006. 006 is the 00 agent who betrayed James Bond. James Bond sleeps with alot of women. James Bond has lost his virginity... SO to recap. Because James Bond is not a virigin, Lollycop must pay 900 dollars on friday if he can't make the nice-nice with his 30 year old girlfriend.

[DV8]

he might as well suck it up and buy a whore . . . if there's really $900 on the line, it'll pay for itself

[lollycop]

so just beat his ass. problem solved . . . you owe him nothing . . . or better yet, LIE! it's not like either of you little ****s actually has $900 anyway . . . and why not just make it $1,000 :ninja:

How about I just say I got laid by my hands. And he'll say somthing like that dosent count. Then I will say, there wasent any rules. Hahahaha, prob solved. heehehe. Little emo laugh in my body,

Yeah, I was making it up. But my gf dose want to get laid when she's 30. That makes me even more emo.:csad:

[incubat]

Because 900 reversed and flipped is 006. 006 is the 00 agent who betrayed James Bond. James Bond sleeps with alot of women. James Bond has lost his virginity... SO to recap. Because James Bond is not a virigin, Lollycop must pay 900 dollars on friday if he can't make the nice-nice with his 30 year old girlfriend.

can't argue with that kind of logic.:ninja:

[lollycop]

Because 900 reversed and flipped is 006. 006 is the 00 agent who betrayed James Bond. James Bond sleeps with alot of women. James Bond has lost his virginity... SO to recap. Because James Bond is not a virigin, Lollycop must pay 900 dollars on friday if he can't make the nice-nice with his 30 year old girlfriend.

She's 15, like me.:huh:

[StrainedEyes]

She's 15, like me.:huh:

You said you were 16! HA! Another Lie! Liar! Liar!

[lollycop]

You said you were 16! HA! Another Lie! Liar! Liar!

Coughs. I said next month I turn 16. Look at my profile. I:heart: These :hyper:

[StrainedEyes]

Coughs. I said next month I turn 16. Look at my profile. I:heart: These :hyper:

Liar!!!! :cmad: :wow: :dry: :csad: :bomb:

[lollycop]

:cwink: I'm turning 16 next month. And i'm still a virgin. I need your help. P.S. I have a girlfreind who dosent want to have sex until the age of 30. :(

Lol, read all the pages nowhere did I say I was 16.

[Superman79]

Because 900 reversed and flipped is 006. 006 is the 00 agent who betrayed James Bond. James Bond sleeps with alot of women. James Bond has lost his virginity... SO to recap. Because James Bond is not a virigin, Lollycop must pay 900 dollars on friday if he can't make the nice-nice with his 30 year old girlfriend.

LOL...

Yeah, lolly is totally yanking us here. Even GR87 isn't THIS impossible...

[incubat]

LOL...

Yeah, lolly is totally yanking us here. Even GR87 isn't THIS impossible...

I wouldn't go that far...

[lollycop]

LOL...

Yeah, lolly is totally yanking us here. Even GR87 isn't THIS impossible...

I just admiting I was yanking you. (no not in that way). But my gf dose want to have sex when she was 30. And i will listen to what shadowboxing said. She's more worried about sex then I am.:woot:

[StrainedEyes]

I just admiting I was yanking you. (no not in that way). But my gf dose want to have sex when she was 30. And i will listen to what shadowboxing said. She's more worried about sex then I am.:woot:

Ooooor... and hear me out now... She's lieing to you, because she does not want to sleep with you... :huh: Just a thought.

[Superman79]

I just admiting I was yanking you. (no not in that way). But my gf dose want to have sex when she was 30. And i will listen to what shadowboxing said. She's more worried about sex then I am.:woot:

oops...musta missed that post.

But you know what they say about crying wolf :cmad:

[Superman79]

Ooooor... and hear me out now... She's lieing to you, because she does not want to sleep with you... :huh: Just a thought.


DINGDINGDINGDINGDING We have a winner!!!!

[Ash J. Williams]

Liar!!!! :cmad: :wow: :dry: :csad: :bomb:
That's a Rollins Band song.

[terry78]

She doesn't want your wee-wee in her hoo-hoo.

[Ghostvirus]

I am guessing it is because of the Pu*** troll.:o

[lollycop]

I am guessing it is because of the Pu*** troll.:o

Lol. She's cool, kinda senstive but oh well.:csad:

[Ghostvirus]

If you are being serious. & if she is being serious you probably should dump her. 30 is a long time to wait to get it on. Waiting until marriage is cool, but actually setting a time line is just a little rediculous.

[lollycop]

If you are being serious. & if she is being serious you probably should dump her. 30 is a long time to wait to get it on. Waiting until marriage is cool, but actually setting a time line is just a little rediculous.

But I love here. Why would I dump her for sex? Thats a little to harsh. Sex is not even 10% of love.

[kainedamo]

But I love here. Why would I dump her for sex? Thats a little to harsh. Sex is not even 10% of love.

Thats a very naive statement.

Sex is a very important part of the relationship.

[lollycop]

Thats a very naive statement.

Sex is a very important part of the relationship.

To me, its not THAT important. But you should do it. Dosent mean I wont have sex.

[Ghostvirus]

But I love here. Why would I dump her for sex? Thats a little to harsh. Sex is not even 10% of love.

Agree, but you are young. You are supposed to be having fun right now. If you stick with her. you could find your self turning 30, & wondering why you didn't get wit some mo b***'s.

But if you are happy, & you think that this is what you want, then cool. I just hope you don't end up regretting it. Check back here in about 14 years. Let us know how it went.

[lollycop]

Agree, but you are young. You are supposed to be having fun right now. If you stick with her. you could find your self turning 30, & wondering why you didn't get wit some mo b***'s.

But if you are happy, & you think that this is what you want, then cool. I just hope you don't end up regretting it. Check back here in about 14 years. Let us know how it went.

yeah, i'm sticking my gf. Thanks guys for the advice.:woot:

[Ghostvirus]

yeah, i'm sticking my gf. Thanks guys for the advice.:woot:

Cool. Like I said keep us up to date. I hope it works out Corey, & Topanga style.:woot:

[kainedamo]

You're only 15 anyway, so you've got plenty of time to grow and realize sticking with a girl that won't have sex till she's 30 is just a bit mad.

[lollycop]

Cool. Like I said keep us up to date. I hope it works out Corey, & Topanga style.:woot:

Lol, theyre like 20 and still havent had sex. Well, thats going to be me.:yay:

[Ghostvirus]

Lol, theyre like 20 and still havent had sex. Well, thats going to be me.:yay:

No. Add 10 years to that. Then that will be you.:cwink:

[lollycop]

No. Add 10 years to that. Then that will be you.:cwink:

Thanks for reminding me.:csad:

[Ghostvirus]

Thanks for reminding me.:csad:

Dude you'll be reminded of it everytime you wake up with morning wood.

[lollycop]

Dude you'll be reminded of it everytime you wake up with morning wood.

Love is tricky and you have to be patient. Just depends what kind of girl. Well, let the countdown. If I restart my life over again, i'll be having sex.:csad:

[Ghostvirus]

Only:

Days: 5110
Hours: 122640
Minutes: 7358400
Seconds: 442504000

To go before you can rock out.:ninja:

Good Luck...

[lollycop]

Only:

Days: 5110
Hours: 122640
Minutes: 7358400
Seconds: 442504000

To go before you can rock out.:ninja:

Good Luck...

That dosent seem that long......:dry:

[kainedamo]

Its not gonna WOOOOOOOOO-ooooooooooooork!

[lollycop]

Its not gonna WOOOOOOOOO-ooooooooooooork!

Anybody like my avi?

[lollycop]

But remember what shodowboxing said she's probaly making a deal about sex, so she would soon.

[StrainedEyes]

But remember what shodowboxing said she's probaly making a deal about sex, so she would soon.

You're a strange 15 year old, and I hope we never cross paths.

[lollycop]

You're a strange 15 year old, and I hope we never cross paths.

I hope so too. EVIL LAUGH.

[ShadowBoxing]

I just admiting I was yanking you. (no not in that way). But my gf dose want to have sex when she was 30. And i will listen to what shadowboxing said. She's more worried about sex then I am.:woot:
Whoah Whoah! I didn't say she'd sleep with you. Just that she wouldn't wait until she was 30 years old.

[lollycop]

Whoah Whoah! I didn't say she'd sleep with you. Just that she wouldn't wait until she was 30 years old.

So I dont have to wait till i'm 30. YIIIIPPPPPPPEEEE. I can allways trust a man with sick abs and killer mucles.:cwink:

[ShadowBoxing]

So I dont have to wait till i'm 30. YIIIIPPPPPPPEEEE. I can allways trust a man with sick abs and killer mucles.:cwink:
Well, of course you don't have to wait for anything. The question is: what are your standards? I am sure, no matter what you look like, you could find a girl to sleep with you tomorrow...but chances are you wouldn't get the pick of the litter. I have no idea what your relationship with your girlfriend is, and saying "I wanna wait" may be a sign she doesn't ever want to engage in sexual relations with you. But girls at 15 (and arguably for a lot longer) don't know what they want. Chastity is an easy and attractive solution for youngsters because it carries no risk, but sadly also no reward. And people will always try to have their cake and eat it too. Chastity is convient usually, for people who feel like they haven't met the right person. However most teens by 18 (about 88 %) have had sex, and most who take chastity vows break them...or have them broken for them.

[Moviefan2k4]

Chastity is an easy and attractive solution for youngsters because it carries no risk, but sadly also no reward.With all due respect, I disagree. While it's true that abstinence and/or chastity leaves someone with no sexual experiences (and thus no risk), the reward is never having to bear the heartbreak brought on by a breakup, with someone you've made that special connection to. The world may say otherwise, but sex connects two people in emotional and spiritual ways that nothing else does, even if they aren't aware of it. That's why breakups are much tougher to endure, when you've been that close. You're not just losing sex; you're losing a piece of who you are, that you gave to someone who didn't wind up comitting. Whether you believe in God, monogamy, or anything moral at all, the truth is this: the pain of losing someone you love is so much more raw, when sex is involved. Take it from me; I know. I've loved before, but my ex-girlfriend was (and still is) the only woman I've ever "slept with". She chose to go her own way, and my heart still hurts over it...

[ShadowBoxing]

the reward is never having to bear the heartbreak brought on by a breakup, with someone you've made that special connection to. That's not a reward. That would still fall under the category of "no risk". It's easy for someone, who's never had sex/relationship, to immediately assume breaking up is a painful seething experience you wouldn't wish upon your worst enemy. But, by and large, it isn't. I don't feel as though I've "lost a part of myself" to everyone I've ever slept with, that's just silly.

[ShadowBoxing]

Take it from me; I know. I've loved before, but my ex-girlfriend was (and still is) the only woman I've ever "slept with". She chose to go her own way, and my heart still hurts over it...
Seriously, no offense, but get the f*** over it. It happens all the time, to everyone.

[Immortalfire]

Nooo..the hot bank teller this morning said "have a nice day" to the dude in front me today. She did say it to me, but it was after the first guy. I feel like I've been cheated on :csad:

[terry78]

Nooo..the hot bank teller this morning said "have a nice day" to the dude in front me today. She did say it to me, but it was after the first guy. I feel like I've been cheated on :csad:

Time to buy a Real Doll modeled after her.

[jaguarr]

Whoah Whoah! I didn't say she'd sleep with you. Just that she wouldn't wait until she was 30 years old.

LOFL! :D

While it's true that abstinence and/or chastity leaves someone with no sexual experiences (and thus no risk), the reward is never having to bear the heartbreak brought on by a breakup, with someone you've made that special connection to.

That's not a reward. That's a deprivation of life experience that will likely socially and romantically cripple someone for the rest of their life. Sounds like a BIG risk, to me. And besides, chastity is no guarantee that you won't get your heart broken, anyway.

jag

[Erzengel]

With all due respect, I disagree. While it's true that abstinence and/or chastity leaves someone with no sexual experiences (and thus no risk), the reward is never having to bear the heartbreak brought on by a breakup, with someone you've made that special connection to.
That's very naive. To say you can't get your heart broken by someone you haven't slept with yet, is just not true.


The world may say otherwise, but sex connects two people in emotional and spiritual ways that nothing else does, even if they aren't aware of it. That's why breakups are much tougher to endure, when you've been that close. You're not just losing sex; you're losing a piece of who you are, that you gave to someone who didn't wind up comitting. Whether you believe in God, monogamy, or anything moral at all, the truth is this: the pain of losing someone you love is so much more raw, when sex is involved. Take it from me; I know. I've loved before, but my ex-girlfriend was (and still is) the only woman I've ever "slept with". She chose to go her own way, and my heart still hurts over it...
Honestly, I agree with SB, and jag. Get over it. There are other heartbreaks out there, you might go through 2, 10 or more before you find the right one.

[amazingfantasy15]

Nooo..the hot bank teller this morning said "have a nice day" to the dude in front me today. She did say it to me, but it was after the first guy. I feel like I've been cheated on :csad:

You should've kicked that guy's ass, shown the bank teller you're more worthy of her "Have a nice day's" than him.

[terry78]

Pretty soon you're going to have to say something to her ass if you keep seeing her constantly. Not just hi and bye.

[ShadowBoxing]

You should've kicked that guy's ass, shown the bank teller you're more worthy of her "Have a nice day's" than him.
He should've proven him wrong and told him to stop saying predictions that's weren't true.

[Moviefan2k4]

That's very naive. To say you can't get your heart broken by someone you haven't slept with yet, is just not true.I never said that; what I meant was that the heartbreak is far worse (and way more intense) when you've made that close of a connection.

[ShadowBoxing]

That's not a reward. That's a deprivation of life experience that will likely socially and romantically cripple someone for the rest of their life. Sounds like a BIG risk, to me. And besides, chastity is no guarantee that you won't get your heart broken, anyway.

jag
QFT. Yeah I often think, while their are exceptions, chastity is usually just some expression of social anxiety, especially about new and more mature crowds of people. Frankly it's no different than Kainedamo, GAH or others falling back on that tired "but I'm a nerd" excuse.

[ShadowBoxing]

I never said that; what I meant was that the heartbreak is far worse (and way more intense) when you've made that close of a connection.
That's a naive statement yet again. It isn't necessarily worse, sometimes the "heartbreak" frankly is mutual and thus not that bad at all.

[PyroChamber]

When starting a new relationship with someone, do you think it's more difficult meeting that person's friends for the first time or that person's family?

[ShadowBoxing]

When starting a new relationship with someone, do you think it's more difficult meeting that person's friends for the first time or that person's family?
Probably family, but then I am speaking as a college and High School student mostly, so therefore I pretty much knew everyone's friends already.

[jaguarr]

I never said that; what I meant was that the heartbreak is far worse (and way more intense) when you've made that close of a connection.

I'm getting the sense that your entire motive in relationships is to either avoid or minimize heartbreak. Frankly that's just not very realistic and a bit naive. In order to really experience deep, intimate relationships you sort of have to participate in them and put your heart on the line as the old cliche' goes. It requires taking a chance and making an investment on the part of both parties in the relationship. The risk is that it won't last or that it may fall apart in the ugliest of fashions. That's the bittersweet nature of love and intimacy. If you want it, you have to do those things or you won't get it at all, even though there's a risk that you'll experience some emotional pains and feelings of loss. But, those feelings are meant to help you grow and evolve as a human being; to teach you what you do and don't like in a partner and what does and doesn't work in a relationship. So that, when you do find the right person for you, you're experienced and prepared. Sort of like training wheels or combat training. Some people fixate on the heartache portion of the lesson, though, rather than using the experience to make themselves stronger and learn how to move forward as an individual who's a bit wiser and more certain of what they do and don't want in a significant other. So stop with all the self pity and pull yourself together and start living your life again. And learn from your past relationship and figure out what things you liked, what you didn't, where you were compatible and where you weren't, and the things that you do and don't want in your next relationship.

jag

[jaguarr]

When starting a new relationship with someone, do you think it's more difficult meeting that person's friends for the first time or that person's family?

It honestly depends on who they are closer to and who is more protective of them. I've had some of the boyfriends of some of my female friends/surrogate sisters tell me that I was ten times more intimidating to meet and get on the good side of than those women's own fathers (but they aren't that close with their dads, either).

jag

[Moviefan2k4]

I'm more than aware of "putting your heart on the line". I did exactly that, over the course of 6 years (three separate tries with the same woman). In the end, I wanted to marry her; she didn't. As for being "realistic", I think everyone has their own definition of that. I'm just saying it hurts like hell to form a close sexual bond with someone you love, and then have that possible future ripped away. Heartbreak always sucks, but from my experience the pain sticks in your mind and heart a lot more, when sex is involved.

[jaguarr]

I'm more than aware of "putting your heart on the line". I did exactly that, over the course of 6 years (three separate tries with the same woman). In the end, I wanted to marry her; she didn't. As for being "realistic", I think everyone has their own definition of that. I'm just saying it hurts like hell to form a close sexual bond with someone you love, and then have that possible future ripped away. Heartbreak always sucks, but from my experience the pain sticks in your mind and heart a lot more, when sex is involved.

Well, welcome to every other person's existence. We all go through it. Multiple times. It's a part of life. And sexual intimacy is but one component of all that. Yes, it deepens the connection and level of intimacy but isn't that a natural and necessary part of a relationship? Like I said, learn from it all, heal yourself and move forward.

jag

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm more than aware of "putting your heart on the line". I did exactly that, over the course of 6 years (three separate tries with the same woman). In the end, I wanted to marry her; she didn't. As for being "realistic", I think everyone has their own definition of that. I'm just saying it hurts like hell to form a close sexual bond with someone you love, and then have that possible future ripped away. Heartbreak always sucks, but from my experience the pain sticks in your mind and heart a lot more, when sex is involved.
Seriously, it's not worth abstaining yourself over.

[Erzengel]

Heartbreak always sucks, but from my experience the pain sticks in your mind and heart a lot more, when sex is involved.
But, you don't seem able to get past it, which leads me to believe that A) this happend rather recently or B) a while ago but you haven't dated anyone since then.

[ShadowBoxing]

But, you don't seem able to get past it, which leads me to believe that A) this happend rather recently or B) a while ago but you haven't dated anyone since then.
It's definitely one or the two. I'm thinking the former, hopefully. I cannot imagine one break up shutting someone down for more than a few months tops.

[Moviefan2k4]

I grew up very cold, vengeful, and repressed. When you're that lonely, you'll jump at the first person to light the proverbial "match". It's a very complicated story, but suffice it to say I put everything I had into that relationship...my head, my heart, my life...everything. Then, after six years (and trying more than once), she decided she wanted to move on. That was almost a year and a half ago. I haven't dated anyone since because, frankly, I'm just not completely healed yet. When you really love someone that much (to the point where they mean more to you than yourself), the pain of having that destroyed is far more severe. My heart's in better conditions these days, but I've decided to wait for commitment this time, instead of rushing into things.

[Erzengel]

But dating someone else, DOES sometimes help the healing processing. Allowing yourself not to date and to wallow in self pity, doubt, etc. doesn't expedite it.

And who's to say the first woman you date is going to be the next one. You shouldn't be thinking 10 moves ahead. Just date, see what happens. It may work out, it may not. You may go on 15 or more dates, you may only go on 1 but the point is to get out there and at least take the first step to see what happens.

[ShadowBoxing]

I grew up very cold, vengeful, and repressed.
If you're parents, brothers, and everyone who could've possibly be considered your friend didn't die in a horrible plane crash I don't wanna hear it.
When you're that lonely, you'll jump at the first person to light the proverbial "match". It's a very complicated story, but suffice it to say I put everything I had into that relationship...my head, my heart, my life...everything. Then, after six years (and trying more than once), she decided she wanted to move on.
That's preeeeetttttttttyyyyy normal.
It's not like you walked in on her blowing your two best friends, a cirus migdet and the entire front line of the local College Football team. That might be just cause to call it quits for a while. However, this seems to be a routine break up. People do still fall out of love last time I checked. So, no big deal. Pick up and move on. Learn from it, but move on.

That was almost a year and a half ago. I haven't dated anyone since because, frankly, I'm just not completely healed yet. When you really love someone that much (to the point where they mean more to you than yourself), the pain of having that destroyed is far more severe. My heart's in better conditions these days, but I've decided to wait for commitment this time, instead of rushing into things.
You aren't gonna heal until you try to heal. Obviously your just using this as a crutch, and worse singling yourself out as somehow "special" in the break up department. This happens to a lot of people, a lot of people have lonely childhoods, a lot of people come from humble surroundings. However if you want to be successful you have to move on.

[GL1]

Okay, I'll bite...

There's this superfine girl at church, everyone sweats her... how much attention should I be paying her to catch her eye as the "He doesn't sweat me like the rest! I must know more about him" guy?

[DV8]

^just drop it on her one day . . . tell her you'd like to ask her out or whatever . . . then don't sweat her; most of the other guys at church pry hover around all the time, but never really get to the point . . .

[ShadowBoxing]

Okay, I'll bite...

There's this superfine girl at church, everyone sweats her... how much attention should I be paying her to catch her eye as the "He doesn't sweat me like the rest! I must know more about him" guy?Just strike up a conversation and if you think something clicks, ask for her number. Wait a few days, and then ask her out. Pretty basic.

[Mr. Credible]

okay... how about this: (warning, it's not as weird or awesome as my usual relationship posts)

-so, i've known this girl since march or april of 2006... we started off as dating, fooled around and/or effed a few times, i wanted to get with her, etc, etc... then i found out she was with someone, and i told her "no more" because i don't like to share, you know?

so we've been "eff friends" ever since. she broke up with that guy, started seeing another, and we're still effing. after a while, and after she goes through a few more guys, she starts calling us "best friends", and i ask, why aren't we just together? you obviously can't find a guy you're happy with, and we have a blast whenever we're together, so.... um... mavis beacon?

so, fast forward to today. she's seeing someone, i'm still trying to get with her (although i don't know why. i think it's just to satisfy my male craving to win) and the other day i decided "i don't really want to be with her... at all.

she's a cool girl, but relationship wise, she sucks ass. we've done this whole song and dance a few times before, with me stopping to talk to her, but it always comes back to this,

so, my query is this:

how do i stop talking to her, as the only reason i did so in the first place was to be with her, without her pulling the whole "i thought we were friends" thing?

help much appreciated. i was going to make a thread, but i thought you'd all had enough of my relationship threads.

[Superman79]

I grew up very cold, vengeful, and repressed. When you're that lonely, you'll jump at the first person to light the proverbial "match". It's a very complicated story, but suffice it to say I put everything I had into that relationship...my head, my heart, my life...everything. Then, after six years (and trying more than once), she decided she wanted to move on. That was almost a year and a half ago. I haven't dated anyone since because, frankly, I'm just not completely healed yet. When you really love someone that much (to the point where they mean more to you than yourself), the pain of having that destroyed is far more severe. My heart's in better conditions these days, but I've decided to wait for commitment this time, instead of rushing into things.


I mean this both jokingly and seriously: It looks like someone needs to watch "Swingers" again for a little perspective. Yes, its a movie, but it makes some good points.

[incubat]

I mean this both jokingly and seriously: It looks like someone needs to watch "Swingers" again for a little perspective. Yes, its a movie, but it makes some good points.

movies usually do:o

[Ghostvirus]

okay... how about this: (warning, it's not as weird or awesome as my usual relationship posts)

-so, i've known this girl since march or april of 2006... we started off as dating, fooled around and/or effed a few times, i wanted to get with her, etc, etc... then i found out she was with someone, and i told her "no more" because i don't like to share, you know?

so we've been "eff friends" ever since. she broke up with that guy, started seeing another, and we're still effing. after a while, and after she goes through a few more guys, she starts calling us "best friends", and i ask, why aren't we just together? you obviously can't find a guy you're happy with, and we have a blast whenever we're together, so.... um... mavis beacon?

so, fast forward to today. she's seeing someone, i'm still trying to get with her (although i don't know why. i think it's just to satisfy my male craving to win) and the other day i decided "i don't really want to be with her... at all.

she's a cool girl, but relationship wise, she sucks ass. we've done this whole song and dance a few times before, with me stopping to talk to her, but it always comes back to this,

so, my query is this:

how do i stop talking to her, as the only reason i did so in the first place was to be with her, without her pulling the whole "i thought we were friends" thing?

help much appreciated. i was going to make a thread, but i thought you'd all had enough of my relationship threads.

Sit her down, & tell her straight up how you feel. Tell her that you aren't going to be able to be just friends with her. So she needs to decide what is going to happen.

I mean this both jokingly and seriously: It looks like someone needs to watch "Swingers" again for a little perspective. Yes, its a movie, but it makes some good points.

Just be careful watching that answering machine scene. One of the most un-confortable scenes in history.:csad:

movies usually do:o

Movies are my religion.

[incubat]

Sit her down, & tell her straight up how you feel. Tell her that you aren't going to be able to be just friends with her. So she needs to decide what is going to happen.



Just be careful watching that answering machine scene. One of the most un-confortable scenes in history.:csad:



Movies are my religion.

amen to that brother, amen to that.

[Superman79]

S
Just be careful watching that answering machine scene. One of the most un-confortable scenes in history.:csad:

It serves as a warning to anyone tempted to leave too many messages.

I actually fear answering machines due to that scene.

[Norman Osborn]

It's definitely one or the two. I'm thinking the former, hopefully. I cannot imagine one break up shutting someone down for more than a few months tops.

I didn't date for 4 years after my divorce:dry:

[Superman79]

I didn't date for 4 years after my divorce:dry:


It's ok, due to my last three relationships I have no trouble dating, but commitment, even just calling us "a couple" scared the ever loving f*** out of me.

[ShadowBoxing]

I didn't date for 4 years after my divorce:dry:
Divorce is a wee bit different from breaking up from a girlfriend.

[Norman Osborn]

Divorce is a wee bit different from breaking up from a girlfriend.

It's more expensive yes....

[Moviefan2k4]

I'd rather not watch "Swingers"; I heard about it, and decided against it pretty much from the beginning.

[Mr. Credible]

Sit her down, & tell her straight up how you feel. Tell her that you aren't going to be able to be just friends with her. So she needs to decide what is going to happen.



Just be careful watching that answering machine scene. One of the most un-confortable scenes in history.:csad:



Movies are my religion.

done it many, many times. she seems content to be eff buddies. i am not. and now i don't even want to be with her that way anymore. and, as a friend, she's pretty worthless, so...

i think i'm just going to not talk to her anymore.

[lollycop]

Well, that 30 years thing my gf said was bull****. I has sex with her for the first time last night. In my opinion nothing specail but losing my virginty. And nothing went wrong.

[GoldenAgeHero]

hrmm

[lollycop]

hrmm

hrmm?

[incubat]

hrmm

I agree... hrmm

[Superman79]

I'm gonna share something with all of you because I have been drinking and thinking.
Relationships are a blasted waste of time. In the end you always ending up caring for the other person more than they care for you, and when it so suits them, they will end it to "upgrade" to a "better" guy. Thus leaving you to wonder what went wrong and why you are defective as a lover and a person.

You will then move on to "playing the field" just to get your ass tied up in another losing situation. Then it's just "lather, rinse repeat" from the previous relationship, and once again you are left cold and alone. After a while you come to realize the ideal woman you had pictured in your mind doesn't exist anywhere in the world. Well, maybe a few who fit the bill exist, but bad news for you, they are in wonderful committed relationships and will never, ever in a million freakin' years be yours. Meanwhile various "sub par" (as in uglies, dumbasses, social reprobates, or a combination thereof) women will try to woo you of all people, when YOU just wanna get to know their cute friend.

Best advice I can ply you with my SHH brethren: Give it up. Concentrate on your career, your hobbies, your friends, whatever. Just forget about finding a good relationship/the perfect woman for you/love it DOES NOT EXIST.

The sooner you realize this and learn to live with the fact you will die cold, jaded and alone, the better life will be in the long run because you will not have wasted your time with such utter crap.

I used to be the romantic type. I used to think there was someone out there for everyone. Now I realize that is bull crap. Everyone is out to f*** and get f***ed, so go out, meet women do your thing, but screw relationships, why waste all that precious time and money on something that will never ever work.

Give it up.

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh, REALNAMEDELETEDFORINTERNETPRIVACY. :(

[Ghostvirus]

I'm gonna share something with all of you because I have been drinking and thinking.
Relationships are a blasted waste of time. In the end you always ending up caring for the other person more than they care for you, and when it so suits them, they will end it to "upgrade" to a "better" guy. Thus leaving you to wonder what went wrong and why you are defective as a lover and a person.

You will then move on to "playing the field" just to get your ass tied up in another losing situation. Then it's just "lather, rinse repeat" from the previous relationship, and once again you are left cold and alone. After a while you come to realize the ideal woman you had pictured in your mind doesn't exist anywhere in the world. Well, maybe a few who fit the bill exist, but bad news for you, they are in wonderful committed relationships and will never, ever in a million freakin' years be yours. Meanwhile various "sub par" (as in uglies, dumbasses, social reprobates, or a combination thereof) women will try to woo you of all people, when YOU just wanna get to know their cute friend.

Best advice I can ply you with my SHH brethren: Give it up. Concentrate on your career, your hobbies, your friends, whatever. Just forget about finding a good relationship/the perfect woman for you/love it DOES NOT EXIST.

The sooner you realize this and learn to live with the fact you will die cold, jaded and alone, the better life will be in the long run because you will not have wasted your time with such utter crap.

I used to be the romantic type. I used to think there was someone out there for everyone. Now I realize that is bull crap. Everyone is out to f*** and get f***ed, so go out, meet women do your thing, but screw relationships, why waste all that precious time and money on something that will never ever work.

Give it up.

This is what I hate most about getting older. Realising people do things to each other that would make Freddy Krueger go damn! God doesn't exist. Love doesn't exist.

We really seem to be on this planet to eat, sh**, sleep, & die. It really is a sad revelation.:csad:

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm gonna share something with all of you because I have been drinking and thinking.
Relationships are a blasted waste of time. In the end you always ending up caring for the other person more than they care for you, and when it so suits them, they will end it to "upgrade" to a "better" guy. Thus leaving you to wonder what went wrong and why you are defective as a lover and a person.


Uh-Oh:csad:

[Erzengel]

S79 use to be one of the most optimistic when it comes to dating. :o

Anyways, dating isn't easy and it doesn't get easier as you get older.

But that by no means to give up when you are in a rough patch.

[ShadowBoxing]

S79 use to be one of the most optimistic when it comes to dating. :o

I have an idea about what might have happened.:csad:

[incubat]

I'm guessing something bad might've happened to him, I know when bad s*it happens to me I get that way too....cheer up ol' buddy....

[StrainedEyes]

I'm gonna share something with all of you because I have been drinking and thinking.
Relationships are a blasted waste of time. In the end you always ending up caring for the other person more than they care for you, and when it so suits them, they will end it to "upgrade" to a "better" guy. Thus leaving you to wonder what went wrong and why you are defective as a lover and a person.

You will then move on to "playing the field" just to get your ass tied up in another losing situation. Then it's just "lather, rinse repeat" from the previous relationship, and once again you are left cold and alone. After a while you come to realize the ideal woman you had pictured in your mind doesn't exist anywhere in the world. Well, maybe a few who fit the bill exist, but bad news for you, they are in wonderful committed relationships and will never, ever in a million freakin' years be yours. Meanwhile various "sub par" (as in uglies, dumbasses, social reprobates, or a combination thereof) women will try to woo you of all people, when YOU just wanna get to know their cute friend.

Best advice I can ply you with my SHH brethren: Give it up. Concentrate on your career, your hobbies, your friends, whatever. Just forget about finding a good relationship/the perfect woman for you/love it DOES NOT EXIST.

The sooner you realize this and learn to live with the fact you will die cold, jaded and alone, the better life will be in the long run because you will not have wasted your time with such utter crap.

I used to be the romantic type. I used to think there was someone out there for everyone. Now I realize that is bull crap. Everyone is out to f*** and get f***ed, so go out, meet women do your thing, but screw relationships, why waste all that precious time and money on something that will never ever work.

Give it up.

I found love and am quite happy. As is she. We live together and have a great relationship. Just because you failed and decided to give up, doesn't make it impossible.

You remind me of that scary camo/knife guy who worked in Elaine's office on Seinfeld.

aHERC0ebmFk

And all that happened to him, and made him so disturbed, was that he went out with a woman who didn't call him back.

[incubat]

didn't he get promoted and win a lot of money?

[Erzengel]

I have an idea about what might have happened.:csad:
Don't have to be Batman to figure that out. :o

[Superman79]

Don't have to be Batman to figure that out. :o


In the end it may not have been as bad as it seemed.

Needless to say, in simplified form:

Women + Miscommunication + Friends having to go home early + bottle of Glenlivet + Frank Sinatra singing "Wee Small Hours" and "One for My Baby" = spending too much time in one's own head = very bad things man :csad:

But I think I may be getting better...

[Erzengel]

Yeah, on behalf of SB, jag and myself, I think I have to offically ban you from giving any relationship advice for a period of oh...1 to 2 months.

Til you learn. :(

[Ghostvirus]

Just thought I would update everyone. I am still a chicken sh** loser. kay...PEACE.

[incubat]

In the end it may not have been as bad as it seemed.

Needless to say, in simplified form:

Women + Miscommunication + Friends having to go home early + bottle of Glenlivet + Frank Sinatra singing "Wee Small Hours" and "One for My Baby" = spending too much time in one's own head = very bad things man :csad:

But I think I may be getting better...

hey...it happens... dun worry:woot: about a thing...'cause every little thing...is gonna be allright...

[incubat]

Just thought I would update everyone. I am still a chicken sh** loser. kay...PEACE.

:csad:

[DV8]

But that by no means to give up when you are in a rough patch.

heh . . . "I decided to reitre my cock" :D

[Superman79]

Yeah, on behalf of SB, jag and myself, I think I have to offically ban you from giving any relationship advice for a period of oh...1 to 2 months.

Til you learn. :(

I've fallen off the wagon :(

Don't worry..I'll be back to form soon enough...with a vengance

[xwolverine2]

ive lost hope in relationships....

they just never work to wolvies advantage :(

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm gonna share something with all of you because I have been drinking and thinking.
Relationships are a blasted waste of time. In the end you always ending up caring for the other person more than they care for you, and when it so suits them, they will end it to "upgrade" to a "better" guy. Thus leaving you to wonder what went wrong and why you are defective as a lover and a person.

You will then move on to "playing the field" just to get your ass tied up in another losing situation. Then it's just "lather, rinse repeat" from the previous relationship, and once again you are left cold and alone. After a while you come to realize the ideal woman you had pictured in your mind doesn't exist anywhere in the world. Well, maybe a few who fit the bill exist, but bad news for you, they are in wonderful committed relationships and will never, ever in a million freakin' years be yours. Meanwhile various "sub par" (as in uglies, dumbasses, social reprobates, or a combination thereof) women will try to woo you of all people, when YOU just wanna get to know their cute friend.

Best advice I can ply you with my SHH brethren: Give it up. Concentrate on your career, your hobbies, your friends, whatever. Just forget about finding a good relationship/the perfect woman for you/love it DOES NOT EXIST.

The sooner you realize this and learn to live with the fact you will die cold, jaded and alone, the better life will be in the long run because you will not have wasted your time with such utter crap.

I used to be the romantic type. I used to think there was someone out there for everyone. Now I realize that is bull crap. Everyone is out to f*** and get f***ed, so go out, meet women do your thing, but screw relationships, why waste all that precious time and money on something that will never ever work.

Give it up.

The first of three posts that end in Superman79 saying he's gay.

[Superman79]

The first of three posts that end in Superman79 saying he's gay.

:dry:

[ShadowBoxing]

The first of three posts that end in Superman79 saying he's gay.
Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

[tzarinna]

ive lost hope in relationships....

they just never work to wolvies advantage :(

Damn, how many have you been in to come to that conclusion?

[Ghostvirus]

*raises hand* I have.

[kytrigger]

This seriously might be the most depressing thread of the Hype...

[Cyrusbales]

This seriously might be the most depressing thread of the Hype...


No, I make sure my victims can't post on here....

[StrainedEyes]

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
When you're in love to stay.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together,
Brighter than a lucky penny,
When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear,
And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
That's how this refrain goes, so come on, join in everybody!

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows,
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love, you're in love,
And love is here to stay!



Maybe if ya'll spent more time out in the world trying to start and keep a relationship, and less time making 3,000 posts per month, this thread would be happier.

[tzarinna]

I don't try to make 3,000 posts a day, I do make 3,000 posts a day.....get it right. :cmad: ;)

[StrainedEyes]

I don't try to make 3,000 posts a day, I do make 3,000 posts a day.....get it right. :cmad: ;)

I said nothing about trying. :whatever:

[tzarinna]

Okay, I'll pay closer attention next time. :cmad:

[ShadowBoxing]

Hype's not interesting. Someone post a loserific story. Entertain me :cmad:

[Ghostvirus]

Give me a few days I am sure I will come up with something. I always do.

[aaron]

Dudes.. just approach a girl and tell her 'you can be my black Kate Moss tonight'... now.. that, that is how you pull a fine lady. :)

[ShadowBoxing]

Not really relationship advice. But are there any gag gifts that claim to cure blue balls, because my friend has a birthday coming up and he's had some serious recurring case of blue balls.

[Erzengel]

A woman? :huh:

[ShadowBoxing]

A woman? :huh:
"gag gifts" not "gagged gifts".

[kainedamo]

Hype's not interesting. Someone post a loserific story. Entertain me :cmad:

I had been talking to this girl on the Internet, and was supposed to meet up with her yesterday. The day before, I was having second thoughts for a couple of reasons, like for example she seemed shy and non-talkative. I decided I was gonna give her a chance anyway, because her real life persona might be completely different. She didn't turn up. I was pissed off. I texted her and called her, no reply or answer. A day later I still haven't heard from her. ****ing *****.

So I went home pretty pissed off, and was *****ing online to my hot friend Ellie, who had expressed some interest in me a couple of months back but it went nowhere. We've been friends for a long time. So, she had broken up with her boyfriend of two weeks and was pissed off at him. So I was like, lets go drinking!!

We met up for drinking. And we pretty much spent the night talking for ages, cracking jokes, having a lot of fun, and flirting. I felt very comfortable and at ease with her, which is unusual for me with women, and I made her laugh alot. We eventually made out. By the end of the night I was very very drunk.

We met up today to watch Transformers and made out during the movie and stuff. I gave her a hug and kiss goodbye.

So I'm getting some rebound action.

[ShadowBoxing]

That's not loserific. :(

[Arkady Rossovich]

Maybe if ya'll spent more time out in the world trying to start and keep a relationship, and less time making 3,000 posts per month, this thread would be happier.

Quoted for truth.

[The-Dark-Knight]

Dudes.. just approach a girl and tell her 'you can be my black Kate Moss tonight'... now.. that, that is how you pull a fine lady. :)

Kanye West?

[terry78]

Dudes.. just approach a girl and tell her 'you can be my black Kate Moss tonight'... now.. that, that is how you pull a fine lady. :)

Cause they'll do anything for a Klondike. And I'll do anything for a blonde dyke. And she'll do anything for the limelight.

[nosebleed.]

Cause they'll do anything for a Klondike. And I'll do anything for a blonde dyke. And she'll do anything for the limelight.

sounds like a Kanye lyric.

[ShadowBoxing]

sounds like a Kanye lyric.
It is.

[GoldenAgeHero]

lol, what song is that from?

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Not really relationship advice. But are there any gag gifts that claim to cure blue balls, because my friend has a birthday coming up and he's had some serious recurring case of blue balls.

Well you could get a large magnifying glass and put it in a box that say's PERSONAL PENIS ENLARGER!!!!!!!!! Might help with Blue Balls in small print.

[ShadowBoxing]

Well you could get a large magnifying glass and put it in a box that say's PERSONAL PENIS ENLARGER!!!!!!!!! Might help with Blue Balls in small print.Uh-huh:dry:

[ShadowBoxing]

lol, what song is that from?
Stronger.

[kytrigger]

That's not loserific. :(
It might be if you look at it from the girls POV :oldrazz:

[ShadowBoxing]

It might be if you look at it from the girls POV :oldrazz:
Touche'

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Uh-huh:dry:

Well I gave it a shot.

[Ghostvirus]

Like A Pheonix from the ashes. This thread has been resurrected.*chants*

[tzarinna]

MC, you seem like a funny guy, I can't imagine you can't work your wit and charm on this girl you pine for. :huh:

[Ghostvirus]

MC, you seem like a funny guy, I can't imagine you can't work your wit and charm on this girl you pine for. :huh:

My brain just stops working. That is the most frustrating part. I know I can come with the quickness when it comes to wit, & humor, but when I approach a woman that I am pineing after. I just lose all sense of brain activity. It is by far the most frustrating thing I have ever experienced.

[tzarinna]

Hmm, right. You need like a wing guy or something.

[Moviefan2k4]

When I approach a woman I'm pining after, I just lose all sense of brain activity. It is by far the most frustrating thing I have ever experienced.I hear ya on that one. I've only ever been in one relationship (ended over a year ago), but I remember the forgetfulness all too well. I still get extremely nervous around women I find attractive. That's one of many reasons why I don't date at the moment.

[Ghostvirus]

Hmm, right. You need like a wing guy or something.

I only have 2 truly good friends. One has the same problem I have, except he actually had a woman come up to him, & give her number to him, & told him to call her. I am still a little peeved about that. I have never had that happen to me.

Anyway my other friend has been through a lot, & is pretty much hopped up on pain killers most of the time. He is a wreck, & kind of an embarassement to be in public with. He will go off on people for very little reason.

So basically I have no wingman. As is the case with most of my life. I will have to do this alone.

[Ghostvirus]

I hear ya on that one. I've only ever been in one relationship (ended over a year ago), but I remember the forgetfulness all too well. I still get extremely nervous around women I find attractive. That's one of many reasons why I don't date at the moment.

Word...The frustration that I feel when I get that way. Is almost unbearable. I just want to punch some one in the face.:cmad:

[sto_vo_kor_2000]

Word...The frustration that I feel when I get that way. Is almost unbearable. I just want to punch some one in the face.:cmad:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........memorys of being single:o :o :o

[kainedamo]

I do think that humor is the key.

If you can make a girl laugh, she'll think your fun to hang around with.

[Erzengel]

I hear ya on that one. I've only ever been in one relationship (ended over a year ago), but I remember the forgetfulness all too well. I still get extremely nervous around women I find attractive. That's one of many reasons why I don't date at the moment.
Eh, it's all about experience and going out there. Obviously it gets easier after the first one. It's easier not to get nervous around women when you start putting more dates under your belt. Of course, it's easy to see the conundrum of having to get the date by overcoming that nervousness. Inevitably you have to break the cycle.

I only have 2 truly good friends. One has the same problem I have, except he actually had a woman come up to him, & give her number to him, & told him to call her. I am still a little peeved about that. I have never had that happen to me.

Anyway my other friend has been through a lot, & is pretty much hopped up on pain killers most of the time. He is a wreck, & kind of an embarassement to be in public with. He will go off on people for very little reason.

So basically I have no wingman. As is the case with most of my life. I will have to do this alone.
Eh, some guys are just luckier, more charismatic, etc. Shouldn't get peeved at your friend for lucking out. Some people need to find their own way.

I do think that humor is the key.

If you can make a girl laugh, she'll think your fun to hang around with.
I think it's more important to get a woman who gets you. Because yeah, everyone like to think they are funny but humor is subjective and not every girl is going to "get you".

[Erzengel]

GR87 why spend the money when you can just buy one?

Mail-order bride is a label applied to a woman who publishes her intent to marry someone from another--usually more developed--country. Although the label is widely used, it has derogatory connotations and may be offensive. [1].

Historically, mail-order brides were women who listed themselves in catalogs and were selected by men for marriage, often with little or no communication between them prior to their first meeting. Sometimes the men and women involved were citizens of different countries, e.g. women from European countries moving to the United States during the 18th and 19th centuries, and sometimes they involved citizens of the same country, e.g. women from mainland Japan moving to its frontier in Manchuria during the 1920s and 1930s. Today, most of the women referred to as mail-order brides list themselves on the internet and communicate regularly with their intended husband prior to marriage.

Mail-order brides hail from dozens of developing countries. Ukraine, Russia, Colombia and the Philippines have particularly large numbers of mail-order brides. Men who list themselves in such publications may be referred to as mail-order husbands. This term is less common and generally implies a man who seeks a mail-order bride. A small percentage of mail-order husbands have, however, intentions similar to mail-order brides, i.e. to marry and move to a more favorable environment of marriage.

The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) reports that "...marriages arranged through these services would appear to have a lower divorce rate than the nation as a whole, fully 80 percent of these marriages having lasted over the years for which reports are available." [2] The USCIS also reports that "... mail-order bride and e-mail correspondence services result in 4,000 to 6,000 marriages between U.S. men and foreign brides each year."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_Order_Brides

[hippy fascist]

I do think that humor is the key.

If you can make a girl laugh, she'll think your fun to hang around with.

Lol,

How would you know? :confused:

:dry:

[LexCorp]

Eh, it's all about experience and going out there. Obviously it gets easier after the first one. It's easier not to get nervous around women when you start putting more dates under your belt. Of course, it's easy to see the conundrum of having to get the date by overcoming that nervousness. Inevitably you have to break the cycle.


Eh, some guys are just luckier, more charismatic, etc. Shouldn't get peeved at your friend for lucking out. Some people need to find their own way.


I think it's more important to get a woman who gets you. Because yeah, everyone like to think they are funny but humor is subjective and not every girl is going to "get you".

Unless your Jim Carrey....... I kid I kid

[Ghostvirus]

I do think that humor is the key.

If you can make a girl laugh, she'll think your fun to hang around with.

Well yeah fun to hang around with, but then you are stuck in the friend zone.

[ShadowBoxing]

Well yeah fun to hang around with, but then you are stuck in the friend zone.
That's not true at all. People get stuck in the friend zone, usually, because they don't assert themselves around women. Nothing to do with humor.

[Ghostvirus]

That's not true at all. People get stuck in the friend zone, usually, because they don't assert themselves around women. Nothing to do with humor.

True, but I do think there is some risk to being stuck in the friend zone. When you start off like that. Because you can run the risk of just being a jester.

[Erzengel]

I've known women to dump guys regardless of how good looking they were because they had personalities as deep as a thimble.

Humor goes a long way and can make someone more appealing if the women gets the jokes.

Don't be so quick to say sense of humor just pushes you to the friend zone because it could be easily that the girl just doesn't get the jokes/doesn't think you are funny.

[ShadowBoxing]

True, but I do think there is some risk to being stuck in the friend zone. When you start off like that. Because you can run the risk of just being a jester.
Having a sense of humor and being a complete jester or fool is two different things. And having a sense of humor, as I said, will never doom you to the "friend zone" by itself. That happens when you try too hard to be the "nice guy".

[tzarinna]

Having a sense of humor and being a complete jester or fool is two different things. And having a sense of humor, as I said, will never doom you to the "friend zone" by itself. That happens when you try too hard to be the "nice guy".

Preach it, that **** is irritating.

[xwolverine2]

im an easy guy.... people come to me :)

[terry78]

Preach it, that **** is irritating.

Nice guys can't **** you the right way, huh?

[tzarinna]

Lol. :p