*Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Erzengel]

Vicks Vapor Rub.

[arachnid-guy]

You should allow him one punch to the face or gut. Your choice though.

Gut is my gut decision.

[Butt Man]

two words.... Canola Oil....
Really? What does that do? Are you gay too?

[Holly]

My boyfriend HATES going down on me, but loves it when I go down on him. What should I do? Is there a way to make my penis taste better?

start by taking a shower, rotten crotch

[phenobarbiedoll]

Sometimes when eveyone's asleep... I wake up early and dry hump the couch. Which leads me to my question: What should I use to get the stains out?

[Holly]

Sometimes when eveyone's asleep... I wake up early and dry hump the couch. Which leads me to my question: What should I use to get the stains out?

red wine works pretty good

[Erzengel]

Tell him to take it like a man. :huh:

[Holly]

you 3 annoy me

[phenobarbiedoll]

I’m gonna get my dog neutered, I caught him looking funny at the gerbils again.

[arachnid-guy]

Is this REALLY relationship advice...or just sex advice?

[Butt Man]

Is this REALLY relationship advice...or just sex advice?
If you're in a sexless relationship, you're probably like 99% of the people here. Don't feel bad. Eventually mom will let you start dating.

[phenobarbiedoll]

My crotch is on fire!! I'm trying not to scratch it... I'm afraid it'll get infected!

[phenobarbiedoll]

It feels like there's a litter of kittens in my pants trying to claw their way out.

[aaron]

crabs?! :eek:

[arachnid-guy]

If you're in a sexless relationship, you're probably like 99% of the people here. Don't feel bad. Eventually mom will let you start dating.

I'll keep that in mind you ass.

[terry78]

Wow, kudos to the mods for actually locating someone with three simultaneous usernames at the same time.

[aaron]

haha, pretty quick work there

[Ghostvirus]

This place has become a den for the perverted.:csad:

[tzarinna]

I don't look at me, I didn't do it.

[turtlefocker]

lets do scenarios...

Scenario 1:

okay so say you see this really hot girl one day she just walks past you and you're thinking whoa but unlike all the other times a attractive girl has walked past you this one stays with you.. not in a literal sense but well you cant forget about her. Then one-day you see her at the park and you're thinking destiny I mean the worlds so big but here you are no more then ten feet away from your dream girl, you haven't seen her in months and will probably never see her again for all you no she is a vigilante superhero i mean you don't even know here name. WHAT DO YOU DO?... oh yea and shes not there alone, she's with what looks to be her boyfriend and a few of his friends, this isn't a normal crush though, no its much more. You can feel there is more to this.. WHAT DO YOU D0

[amazingfantasy15]

lets do scenarios...

Scenario 1:

okay so say you see this really hot girl one day she just walks past you and you're thinking whoa but unlike all the other times a attractive girl has walked past you this one stays with you.. not in a literal sense but well you cant forget about her. Then one-day you see her at the park and you're thinking destiny I mean the worlds so big but here you are no more then ten feet away from your dream girl, you haven't seen her in months and will probably never see her again for all you no she is a vigilante superhero i mean you don't even know here name. WHAT DO YOU DO?... oh yea and shes not there alone, she's with what looks to be her boyfriend and a few of his friends, this isn't a normal crush though, no its much more. You can feel there is more to this.. WHAT DO YOU D0

Take a mental picture and add her to the spank bank for later uses because she isn't anything more than a cute girl you saw twice, she's nothing special. If you're obsessing about her, there's something really wrong.

[Ghostvirus]

lets do scenarios...

Scenario 1:

okay so say you see this really hot girl one day she just walks past you and you're thinking whoa but unlike all the other times a attractive girl has walked past you this one stays with you.. not in a literal sense but well you cant forget about her. Then one-day you see her at the park and you're thinking destiny I mean the worlds so big but here you are no more then ten feet away from your dream girl, you haven't seen her in months and will probably never see her again for all you no she is a vigilante superhero i mean you don't even know here name. WHAT DO YOU DO?... oh yea and shes not there alone, she's with what looks to be her boyfriend and a few of his friends, this isn't a normal crush though, no its much more. You can feel there is more to this.. WHAT DO YOU D0

You get the sniper rifle out of your trunk you just bought from ebay, Snipe the boyfriend, & his friends. Stash the rifle (don't forget to wipe the prints off). Chase after her as I am sure she will be running away in fear. Grab her by the arm. Look her in the eye, & say "Come with me if you want to live". BOOOM! Laid city!

[Erzengel]

lets do scenarios...

Scenario 1:

okay so say you see this really hot girl one day she just walks past you and you're thinking whoa but unlike all the other times a attractive girl has walked past you this one stays with you.. not in a literal sense but well you cant forget about her. Then one-day you see her at the park and you're thinking destiny I mean the worlds so big but here you are no more then ten feet away from your dream girl, you haven't seen her in months and will probably never see her again for all you no she is a vigilante superhero i mean you don't even know here name. WHAT DO YOU DO?... oh yea and shes not there alone, she's with what looks to be her boyfriend and a few of his friends, this isn't a normal crush though, no its much more. You can feel there is more to this.. WHAT DO YOU D0
It's chance not destiny.

[The Original Bamfer]

I want to ****ing get this chick to break up with her boyfriend.

[Erzengel]

Get a tranny friend to seduce him.

[The Original Bamfer]

You don't live close enough. :csad:

[turtlefocker]

I want to ****ing get this chick to break up with her boyfriend.

I'm gonna tell you what my psychiatrist told me "kill him"

[turtlefocker]

Take a mental picture and add her to the spank bank for later uses because she isn't anything more than a cute girl you saw twice, she's nothing special. If you're obsessing about her, there's something really wrong.

Obsession makes the heart grow fonder

You get the sniper rifle out of your trunk you just bought from ebay, Snipe the boyfriend, & his friends. Stash the rifle (don't forget to wipe the prints off). Chase after her as I am sure she will be running away in fear. Grab her by the arm. Look her in the eye, & say "Come with me if you want to live". BOOOM! Laid city!


http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif thats pretty funny

It's chance not destiny.

It's not real it's a scenario

[Ash J. Williams]

So there's this girl in my art class...

[tzarinna]

Go on..

[DV8]

So there's this girl in my art class...

oh really . . . and does she have a vagina? :dry: :ninja:

[tzarinna]

Go ahead caller, we're listening.

[Ash J. Williams]

Go ahead caller, we're listening.
Well, I've been thinking about her a lot lately and I kinda have a few things in mind. Other than that, I dunno how I should express it.

[tzarinna]

Gonna need a little more info.
Do you ever talk, is she a friend of a friend, have you known her long.....
Don't make me pull teeth...I'm sleepy.

[Ash J. Williams]

No, I barely know her, but I wanna get to know her.

[tzarinna]

Is this college or HS?


Maybe ask her to an art gallery or an exhibit or for coffee. I guess base your approach on what you've observed about her that makes you interested other than her appearance.

* I hope I'm making sense, I need to go to bed.

[Ash J. Williams]

In high school.

Yeah, I'm thinking of a lot things in regards to it at the moment.

[Ghostvirus]

Well, I've been thinking about her a lot lately and I kinda have a few things in mind. Other than that, I dunno how I should express it.

Attempted Humorous version: Just grab her tightly by the waste, & say, "Gimme some sugar baby." Then kiss her.

Serious Version: Make sure you sit beside her in class, & chat it up.

[Ash J. Williams]

Well...both very good suggestions, but I don't think we're able to change seats in class yet cuz the teacher doesn't know everyone's name.

[bullets]

lock her up in your basement

[Ash J. Williams]

Don't have one...

[Ghostvirus]

Well make a basement! Jesus! There ain't no hand outs in life boy. Get a shovel, & start diggin.:cmad::ninja:

[Alpha and Omega]

Ha, ha, asking for advice about relationships is like asking whether or not God is real, what is love, how can we prove anything in the distant history happened, etc. . . .

Ha, ha.

Oh, but for what it's worth, I'm real, I believe I'm divine, love is more trouble than it's worth unless you're blinded by it, and I tend to look forward instead of backwards, so history teaches me tommorrow.

Now disprove it.

You want my advice: Never get married, have a comfortable / very-open live in arrangement, and do whatever you want with the 70 or 80 years you have to do just that. Now go get 'em you little superstars.

[Erzengel]

You don't live close enough. :csad:
I'm not your friend. :huh:

[kainedamo]

Hey Erz, we're buds, right? We cool, dog?

:word:

[Erzengel]

Ugh, did you just use the word dog? :down

[Ghostvirus]

Hey Ash, Do you have lunch with her. Maybe you could chat it up with her then.

[aaron]

ash.. i'll give you this advice..

wait til you've had a few chats, however brief they are... or have you already developed a kinda friendship with her?

.. and then you should (hopefully) have a better idea if she's interested in you.

and you should base your decision, whatever it may be, on your gut feeling in response to your thoughts of her feelings towards you.

[Erzengel]

Get her in your car.

Whip it out and say,

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/1121/erztshirtro8.gif

[aaron]

a slap in the face is the response that comes to my mind

[Erzengel]

Plan B includes, duct tape, ether and a wheelbarrow.

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm not your friend. :huh:

You just say that because you don't want me to use you to get the girl. :o

[Erzengel]

I will not be instrumental in getting you laid.

It make me a hypocrite in the eyes of of the No Sex For Mayard Club.

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh Erz, you don't know me.





But you've failed me. :csad:

[Lunar_Wolf]

Here is my little story....

I've been dating this girl for 5months-Since April-September.

I loved this girl and she meant a lot to me.
Everytime I was with her I had such an
amazing time. For 5 months we got along great.
It was better then great, it was almost perfect.
I could talk to her about anything etc....

Even 2 weeks before our 5month together she was
saying to me how she can see herself being with me for a long time.

So wed night we talked on the phone and everything was 100% good.
Next day for no reason she begins to text me far less.
When ever she went to bed she would always say
''love you x x x''

But friday and sunday she didn't say that.

We were meant to meet up monday but sunday she claims she forgot, now this pissed me off because she was going to Portugal for a week on wed with her mom, so this was the last time we would see each other for a week.

We met up monday because she had her college interview for second year. So I kept her company till she went in. She acted normal, but only
a little distant.

Tuesday she got a phone call saying the second year was not going ahead. She didn't even tell me until I asked was she done packing for wed for Portugal. After she said the course was not going ahead I asked why, took her 40minutes to reply. The she said she didn't want to talk about it but to think about her holiday.

Wed she left for Portugal with her mom(she is very close to her parents, her dad was waiting in Portugal).

I didn't get a text or call from her all week while she was away-I didn't expect one because I never smothered her. I always let her do her own thing. She went away with her parents a lot on her boat weekends. So I saw her once, maybe twice a week if lucky.

When she got back I got no I miss yous or nothing.
I told her I'll give her a call once she is back from the airport.
She texted me when she got back and said ''i can't call you my mom is using the house phone and I have no credit(here you need credit on cell/mobiles to call but you can get free text) so you will have to call me if you want to talk'' I didn't reply because my mom was using the phone. 2mins later I got a message saying ''if your not going to call then I'm going to bed''.

I texted her back saying I'm waiting for my mom to get off the phone.
She then replied with ''Too late my brother is alseep and I'll only wake him up''.

I continued to text her about her holiday and ****.

Next day I texted her at 1pm to see how she is. I got a message back at 7pm saying ''I'm not in the mood for talking to anyone''

This was strange because this was the opposite how she was normally act.

Friday came and I send her a message asking did she want to come over to my place and I'll make her dinner and we can talk, and have sexy time.

All I got was ''thanks for the offer but I'm going out with my girls tomorrow night before they head back to college''

An hour later she sent a text wondering if I would meet up so we can talk.

I met up with her Friday. We went shopping and talked for hours.
She said she was just down due to not getting the college course and
was down about life. I told her some personal things to make her feel better, telling her I was in the situation before.

As I said we went shopping, even got candy floss......

I thought it was a good day, and she was just down about them various things. As she was about to leave she says ''I don't want to be in a relationship anymore'' I asked why, she says ''I'm too young and I feel tied down''-This is bull****. A) she is almost 20, if she felt at all she was too young then wtf was going on for 5 months? B) Tied down? I only saw her once a week and I never told her once what to do. I'm laid back and don't force things on my partners. I got the whole ''your a nice guy and all''.

How did it go from I love you + I can see myself with you for a long time to your a nice guy and all. She told be to think about it and I said ''No''. I walked away from her and she went home.

This happened last Saturday. I have yet to get a text or phone call from her.

Right now I feel like ****. Like apart of me is gone. I feel alone.

This girl went from misses right to misses wrong in a matter for days.

I know she didn't cheat on me because she lives in the country and spends most of her time going on boat trips with her parents. If she cheated on me in Portugal, she wouldn't have been acting strange before leaving. Also she told me personal things why she hated having sex(but she felt fine after a month with me) but always said I'm the only guy who made her feel comfortable.

My last gf also gave me that ****ty ''I'm too young'' excuse.

Anywho Just wanted to vent.

[Jessica Drew]

Does this thread count for relationship advice that isn't romantic?

[Lunar_Wolf]

Does this thread count for relationship advice that isn't romantic?
Yep.

[DV8]

Does this thread count for relationship advice that isn't romantic?

please refer to the "Pimpin These beeyitches" thread :o

[Jessica Drew]

I wish I could offer some really helpful advice, but I really don't even know how to manage my own problems.

I hurt someone I really loved a few mounths ago and they won't let me even apologize. I don't know what to do but I can tell that it hurts or at least did hurt, and to see this person sad (especially over something I did) is the most painful thing in the world. I really want to make it better, but they won't let me. I really don't know what to do. I wish I could just tell them I'm sorry and I love them.

[Jessica Drew]

please refer to the "Pimpin These beeyitches" thread :o
What?:huh:

[Erzengel]

I wish I could offer some really helpful advice, but I really don't even know how to manage my own problems.

I hurt someone I really loved a few mounths ago and they won't let me even apologize. I don't know what to do but I can tell that it hurts or at least did hurt, and to see this person sad (especially over something I did) is the most painful thing in the world. I really want to make it better, but they won't let me. I really don't know what to do. I wish I could just tell them I'm sorry and I love them.
Write a letter and mail it.

If he calls you back fine, if not well you made an effort.

[DV8]

^yeah . . . if they won't accept your apology, there's not much more you can do . . .

[Jessica Drew]

That's what I was afraid of. I hate feeling so helpless when I see someone I love hurt. Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone.:up:

[DV8]

^yeah, I mean . . . you can only do so much; I know you pry feel bad about it, but ultimately they need to simply get over it . . . they'll only hurt themselves more by sulking over it . . .

[Erzengel]

That's what I was afraid of. I hate feeling so helpless when I see someone I love hurt. Oh well, thanks for the advice everyone.:up:
I think the letter is nice and don't type it, handwrite it.

But, it sucks when your hands are tied. Doing anything above a letter just seems like over the line.

[DBella]

Plan B includes, duct tape, ether and a wheelbarrow.
Your plan have become too predictable. It's not going to work.

[Erzengel]

Your plan have become too predictable. It's not going to work.

Fine.

Have a running start.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2593386/2/istockphoto_2593386_tranquilizer_gun.jpg

Tranq you in your ass. :heart:

[Lunar_Wolf]

If the guy is like me, he won't reply.
Once someone hurts me I'm done with the person, not matter what.
He is probably the same.

[DBella]

I wish I could offer some really helpful advice, but I really don't even know how to manage my own problems.

I hurt someone I really loved a few mounths ago and they won't let me even apologize. I don't know what to do but I can tell that it hurts or at least did hurt, and to see this person sad (especially over something I did) is the most painful thing in the world. I really want to make it better, but they won't let me. I really don't know what to do. I wish I could just tell them I'm sorry and I love them.
It's kinda hard to say when I don't know what it was that you did that hurt this person so badly or how much damage was done to your relationship as a result of your action. I bet it must feel awful to realize that you've hurt someone and yet, not be given the chance to apologize or make things better. As suggested by Erzengel, maybe you can write this person a note/letter expressing your regret and your desire to make things better. But don't forget to take that person's feelings into account as well. As long as this person knows that you're sorry, give him/her time to decide. Don't be too hopeful that you're going to get what you want because there is chance that you will not. For some people, it's once bitten twice shy and there is no second chance.

[DBella]

Fine.

Have a running start.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2593386/2/istockphoto_2593386_tranquilizer_gun.jpg

Tranq you in your ass. :heart:
Dammit! Where the bloody hell did I put that iron panties of mine? I knew I'll have use for it someday.

[Lunar_Wolf]

My ex wrote me lots of letters and emails trying to say sorry, but I didn't reply to them. It depends how much you hurt the person.
This ***** whore hurt me bad, so I will not return her any favours.

[DBella]

My ex wrote me lots of letters and emails trying to say sorry, but I didn't reply to them. It depends how much you hurt the person.
This ***** whore hurt me bad, so I will not return her any favours.
That is understandable. Like I said to JDrew, it all depends on the degree of hurt that was inflicted. A lot of wrongs are forgivable, but not all.

[Erzengel]

It's obvious you are pretty bitter about it but can I ask you, would it of made a difference in how you felt if she was like "I don't care, I did what I did" as opposed to writing letter or e-mails or either way you think you'd feel the same?

[Holly]

when did Erz become Barbara Walters?

[DBella]

Good question, Erz. *awaiting LW's reply*

[Erzengel]

when did Erz become Barbara Walters?
When a spot opened on the View.

[Jessica Drew]

My ex wrote me lots of letters and emails trying to say sorry, but I didn't reply to them. It depends how much you hurt the person.
This ***** whore hurt me bad, so I will not return her any favours.
I didn't do anything horrible and unforgiveable, infact what I did was in response to something they did. I was wrong, though. I don't know if I'm going to write a note or not. Maybe in the future. For now I'm just going to let it be. Well, thank you all for the advice!

[Lunar_Wolf]

It's obvious you are pretty bitter about it but can I ask you, would it of made a difference in how you felt if she was like "I don't care, I did what I did" as opposed to writing letter or e-mails or either way you think you'd feel the same?

I'd feel better.
I know she is writing to me wanting me to
reply so she can enter my life again, in which I don't.
By replying to her, it's encouraging her to try meet me.

[Jessica Drew]

My ex wrote me lots of letters and emails trying to say sorry, but I didn't reply to them. It depends how much you hurt the person.
This ***** whore hurt me bad, so I will not return her any favours.
All I can tell you is loving someone who hates you, sucks.

[Erzengel]

I'd feel better.
I know she is writing to me wanting me to
reply so she can enter my life again, in which I don't.
By replying to her, it's encouraging her to try meet me.

Do you feel you not replying to her is to try and make her feel bad in a revenge sort of way?

[Eddie Brock]

I feel so weird not having a crush right now.

Ok, well I have a little one, but I don't know what her relationship status is, so I'm not allowing myself to be wrapped up in it.

[Jessica Drew]

I'd feel better.
I know she is writing to me wanting me to
reply so she can enter my life again, in which I don't.
By replying to her, it's encouraging her to try meet me.
I'm sure she understands that what she did is not okay and that the two of you will never happen again, I think she just wants to make sure you're okay. If not, you can try to explain it to her.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Do you feel you not replying to her is is to try and make her feel bad in a revenge sort of way?

No, if I wanted revenge I would plan to meet her then not turn up and text her and say ''you've been ****ed, how does it feel?''

If I had respect for the girl I would reply. If I thought she was a decent person I would reply.

She broke up with me by a text....

I talk to my other ex though because she was civil.

[Jessica Drew]

No, if I wanted revenge I would plan to meet her then not turn up and text her and say ''you've been ****ed, how does it feel?''

If I had respect for the girl I would reply. If I thought she was a decent person I would reply.

She broke up with me by a text....

I talk to my other ex though because she was civil.
Wow, that's ****ed up. I'm not going to lie.

[Lunar_Wolf]

I feel so weird not having a crush right now.

Ok, well I have a little one, but I don't know what her relationship status is, so I'm not allowing myself to be wrapped up in it.

Find out before getting wrapped up in it.

I'm sure she understands that what she did is not okay and that the two of you will never happen again, I think she just wants to make sure you're okay. If not, you can try to explain it to her.

It happened a year ago and she is still trying to contact me. Just the other day I saw her in my college:wow: She is doing a course there.

[Eddie Brock]

Haha...I once joked with a friend about breaking up over texts. I didn't think that anyone was honestly dumb enough to do it. :woot:

Imagine if you reached the character limit?

"nd thats y i think we should -"

1 NEW TXT MESSAGE

"-start seeing other ppl."

[Lunar_Wolf]

Haha...I once joked with a friend about breaking up over texts. I didn't think that anyone was honestly dumb enough to do it. :woot:

Imagine if you reached the character limit?

"nd thats y i think we should -"

1 NEW TXT MESSAGE

"-start seeing other ppl."
lol

[Jessica Drew]

Find out before getting wrapped up in it.



It happened a year ago and she is still trying to contact me. Just the other day I saw her in my college:wow: She is doing a course there.
Well, you never gave her closure. Okay, that is a little strange, but does she live near by? Would she have any reason to attend that college without you there?

[Lunar_Wolf]

Well, you never gave her closure. Okay, that is a little strange, but does she live near by? Would she have any reason to attend that college without you there?

Nope she lives a good good bit away.
The college she is attending now she wanted to last year.
But I couldn't care less.

Right now my gf who dumped last week for no good reason is only on my mind.

[Jessica Drew]

I feel so weird not having a crush right now.

Ok, well I have a little one, but I don't know what her relationship status is, so I'm not allowing myself to be wrapped up in it.
I'm exactly the opposite, in a completely screwed up way. I like a guy until he really starts to like me, and then I get scared and push him away before I have the chance to get "wrapped up".

[Eddie Brock]

Well, the girl I may or may not have a crush on...I haven't seen her since last year, and when I did, she was in a fairly serious relationship.

But I've had on-and-off crushes on her since the 7th grade. So I guess I really just want to finally act upon one. :yay:

[Jessica Drew]

Nope she lives a good good bit away.
The college she is attending now she wanted to last year.
But I couldn't care less.

Right now my gf who dumped last week for no good reason is only on my mind.
It sounds like you're really surrounding yourself with flakey girls. While I only go for ******* guys. For some reason I get turned off when a guy shows too much interest in me, but if he shows just a little interest then I get involved and usually end up getting hurt. I'm taking a break from serious relationships right now and just casually dating.

[Jessica Drew]

Well, the girl I may or may not have a crush on...I haven't seen her since last year, and when I did, she was in a fairly serious relationship.

But I've had on-and-off crushes on her since the 7th grade. So I guess I really just want to finally act upon one. :yay:
:woot:

That's cute.

[Eddie Brock]

:woot:

That's cute.
The worst thing is - last year, when I talked to her, I told her about my crush in 7th grade.

Suprisingly, she was unaware of it...which is weird, because it was obvious to everyone else. :huh:

Anyway, she said that she'd totally go out with me...BUT she's in a relationship. :csad:

So it's like she gave me hope and rejection at the same time? :huh::yay:

[Lunar_Wolf]

It sounds like you're really surrounding yourself with flakey girls. While I only go for ******* guys. For some reason I get turned off when a guy shows too much interest in me, but if he shows just a little interest then I get involved and usually end up getting hurt. I'm taking a break from serious relationships right now and just casually dating.

the girl who won't leave me alone was flakey.
The girl who dumped me last week was perfect,
then started to avoid me, then dragged me around
town shopping with me then dumped me before she
was about to go home.

Casual dating is the way to go.

[Shuley]

when in doubt, just ask her out. I got titered of sitting around "wondering" only to play mind games with myself.If I had my eye on someone,I'd ask her out,she'd always say "I have a b/f" but at least I knew where I stood,and I wasn't left wondering anymore...then just moved onto the next one...

[Shuley]

It sounds like you're really surrounding yourself with flakey girls. While I only go for ******* guys. For some reason I get turned off when a guy shows too much interest in me, but if he shows just a little interest then I get involved and usually end up getting hurt. I'm taking a break from serious relationships right now and just casually dating.
Cause your afraid of getting hurt.People turn away the ones that can love them and go after the ones that can't.

[Eddie Brock]

Cause your afraid of getting hurt.People turn away the ones that can love them and go after the ones that can't.
...

Dr. Phil?

:huh:

...

:oldrazz:

[Shuley]

I know women quite well:up:

[Eddie Brock]

I know women quite well:up:
You're suprisingly deep for someone with Hulk in his avvy.

:oldrazz:

[Jessica Drew]

The worst thing is - last year, when I talked to her, I told her about my crush in 7th grade.

Suprisingly, she was unaware of it...which is weird, because it was obvious to everyone else. :huh:

Anyway, she said that she'd totally go out with me...BUT she's in a relationship. :csad:

So it's like she gave me hope and rejection at the same time? :huh::yay:
You should definitely go for it more often! Even if she rejects you romantically at first, you can become friends and have time to develop a romantic relationship.:up:

the girl who won't leave me alone was flakey.
The girl who dumped me last week was perfect,
then started to avoid me, then dragged me around
town shopping with me then dumped me before she
was about to go home.

Casual dating is the way to go.
I would rather date a friend, because then I'd know that I could trust him and that he really did love me, but there's way to much risk involved in dating a friend. Plus, it can be a little awkward.

[Shuley]

You're suprisingly deep for someone with Hulk in his avvy.

:oldrazz:
Cause da Hulk rocks!

[Eddie Brock]

You should definitely go for it more often! Even if she rejects you romantically at first, you can become friends and have time to develop a romantic relationship.:up:


I would rather date a friend, because then I'd know that I could trust him and that he really did love me, but there's way to much risk involved in dating a friend. Plus, it can be a little awkward.
Well, we are friends. We just don't actually get the chance to talk that often. And I have her number from a while back, but I don't think she knows that I know, so I'd feel weird about calling her. :huh:

In any case, next time I see her, I plan on asking her to the Military Ball - which is a semi-formal dance for AFJROTC cadets. It's more fun than the proms (so they say...:ninja:) and I figure, even if she is in a relationship, she might still go and I could still have a great time. :yay:

[DBella]

Eddie, you're asking a girl, your friend, who's in a relationship out on a date? If you're her boyfriend and some guy asked your girl out on a date, how would you feel? Answer honestly.

[Eddie Brock]

Eddie, you're asking a girl, your friend, who's in a relationship out on a date?
It's not a date, and I don't know if she's in a relationship.

Besides, it's high school. It's not like she's married even if she is dating.

[DBella]

It's not a date, and I don't know if she's in a relationship.

Besides, it's high school. It's not like she's married even if she is dating.
Ahh... I thought I saw you post that she's in a relationship.
But anyway, can you answer the second part of my question. Just curious. So, until they're married, it's fair game? (PS. I know you're talking about HS. Hypothetical question.)

[Eddie Brock]

Ahh... I thought I saw you post that she's in a relationship.
But anyway, can you answer the second part of my question. Just curious. So, until they're married, it's fair game? (PS. I know you're talking about HS. Hypothetical question.)
It's not fair game, but it's not like it has to be anything romantic.

Out of all the girls I've taken to dances, none of them have ever been anything romantic. In fact, for the Freshman Dance (the girl was a Junior, by the way...I always feel the need to mention that :cwink:) had a boyfriend.

I honestly can't answer because I've never been in any sort of situation like that before.

[DBella]

It's not fair game, but it's not like it has to be anything romantic.

Out of all the girls I've taken to dances, none of them have ever been anything romantic. In fact, for the Freshman Dance (the girl was a Junior, by the way...I always feel the need to mention that :cwink:) had a boyfriend.

I honestly can't answer because I've never been in any sort of situation like that before.
No, dances don't have to be anything romantic. It's a fun social event that's more fun if you go with friends.

[Eddie Brock]

No, dances don't have to be anything romantic. It's a fun social event that's more fun if you go with friends.
Exactly.

And if I so happen to woo her, and win over her heart that night, so be it. :ninja::woot::oldrazz:

[DBella]

Exactly.

And if I so happen to woo her, and win over her heart that night, so be it. :ninja::woot::oldrazz:
I knew there's a hidden agenda!! :wow: :eek: :oldrazz:

[Eddie Brock]

I knew there's a hidden agenda!! :wow: :eek: :oldrazz:
No...if she IS in a relationship, I'll be a good little boy.

But if not...well...can't knock a guy for trying. :cwink:

[DBella]

No...if she IS in a relationship, I'll be a good little boy.

But if not...well...can't knock a guy for trying. :cwink:
But since she's NOT... :ninja:

[Eddie Brock]

But since she's NOT... :ninja:
Well, I'm not 100% that she's not. I'll have to find out through deceptive means. :ninja:

Or, you know, I could ASK her. :shrug:

[DV8]

Well, I'm not 100% that she's not. I'll have to find out through deceptive means. :ninja:

Or, you know, I could ASK her. :shrug:

fuack all the beating around the bush stuff . . . just stick your pinky in her butt, and if she leaves it there, you're in! :hyper:

[The Batman]

So, basically, one of my good friends likes this girl, and he tells me the girl may or may not like him. Thing is, she’s hung up on this other guy who barely talks to her, ignoring her for months on end. My friend’s at a loss right now, and I wish I could help him, but honestly, I don’t even know if he’s actually sure that the girl’s interested in him. Any Suggestions?

[Jessica Drew]

So, basically, one of my good friends likes this girl, and he tells me the girl may or may not like him. Thing is, she’s hung up on this other guy who barely talks to her, ignoring her for months on end. My friend’s at a loss right now, and I wish I could help him, but honestly, I don’t even know if he’s actually sure that the girl’s interested in him. Any Suggestions?
He should try talking to other girls, I know that is extremely obvious advice, but I really don't think this girl is interested. Even if she is, she sounds like she just wants to play games.

[Master Chief]

So, basically, one of my good friends likes this girl, and he tells me the girl may or may not like him. Thing is, she’s hung up on this other guy who barely talks to her, ignoring her for months on end. My friend’s at a loss right now, and I wish I could help him, but honestly, I don’t even know if he’s actually sure that the girl’s interested in him. Any Suggestions?

Make a mix CD for the girl for your friend to give to her.
She will somehow discover you made the mix CD and fall for you.
She'll pine for you.
Then you'll date her for a month or two.
After that period of time is up and she's madly in love with you, tell her that if she really loves you she'll go out with your friend.

Oh yes, score.

Or. You know. Tell your friend to man up and just ask or get over it. :huh:

Oh shii, I just realized your friend is you!! Get a friend of yours to do my plan as was paved for you.

[The Batman]

He should try talking to other girls, I know that is extremely obvious advice, but I really don't think this girl is interested. Even if she is, she sounds like she just wants to play games.

I’m pretty sure she is. I didn’t tell you guys about the part where shes excited he’s getting a new car, and he swears its only because that’ll allow them to hang out more….

[The Batman]

Make a mix CD for the girl for your friend to give to her.
She will somehow discover you made the mix CD and fall for you.
She'll pine for you.
Then you'll date her for a month or two.
After that period of time is up and she's madly in love with you, tell her that if she really loves you she'll go out with your friend.

Oh yes, score.

Or. You know. Tell your friend to man up and just ask or get over it. :huh:

Oh shii, I just realized your friend is you!! Get a friend of yours to do my plan as was paved for you.

My friend…is definitely not me….I would never….never….be naïve enough to believe a girl who’s already hung up on another guy would wait until I got a car to hang out with me more….

[Jessica Drew]

I’m pretty sure she is. I didn’t tell you guys about the part where shes excited he’s getting a new car, and he swears its only because that’ll allow them to hang out more….
I'm sorry but that means nothing. Is there any other indications that she might like him?

[Master Chief]

My friend…is definitely not me….I would never….never….be naïve enough to believe a girl who’s already hung up on another guy would wait until I got a car to hang out with me more….

Have your friend sweep her off her feet.

OOHRAH!!

Make that other guy not exist!!!!!!!!!

Meh, typical chain of interest I guess.

[The Batman]

I'm sorry but that means nothing. Is there any other indications that she might like him?

He told me she acts normal around him, except for this one time when they were at the movies and she was being more flirty….honestly….IMO, she dosent like him whatsoever, is in the friend zone with him, and just wants to be cool and ride around in a nice ride…..now its just a matter of whether or not I should tell him this…

[Jessica Drew]

He told me she acts normal around him, except for this one time when they were at the movies and she was being more flirty….honestly….IMO, she dosent like him whatsoever, is in the friend zone with him, and just wants to be cool and ride around in a nice ride…..now its just a matter of whether or not I should tell him this…
Well, does he not talk to a lot of girls? He seems awfully sprung on one chick who isn't really even interested. He definitely needs to get out more, but instead of outright telling him that, try to introducing him to some of your single girl friends.:up:

[Master Chief]

You should have your own column somewhere, you even have the name for it. :dry:

[The Batman]

Well, does he not talk to a lot of girls? He seems awfully sprung on one chick who isn't really even interested. He definitely needs to get out more, but instead of outright telling him that, try to introducing him to some of your single girl friends.:up:

Actually, he does, or did flirt with two other girls as well, but as another friend of mine said, it seems like its only friend status…..

Actually, I’m pretty much the wrong guy to introduce him to anybody….I’m much more of a loner than he is, even though I do talk to people

[Jessica Drew]

You should have your own column somewhere, you even have the name for it. :dry:
LOL! Jessica Drew is actually Spider Woman.

[Jessica Drew]

Actually, he does, or did flirt with two other girls as well, but as another friend of mine said, it seems like its only friend status…..

Actually, I’m pretty much the wrong guy to introduce him to anybody….I’m much more of a loner than he is, even though I do talk to people
Maybe you two can go out and pick up girls together, make a night of it.:woot: :up:

[Master Chief]

Oh snap, what a slap in the face. :o

Actually, he does, or did flirt with two other girls as well, but as another friend of mine said, it seems like its only friend status…..

Actually, I’m pretty much the wrong guy to introduce him to anybody….I’m much more of a loner than he is, even though I do talk to people

Tell him he's on the friends ladder of this lass.

http://www.laddertheory.com/

http://www.laddertheory.com/images/womansladder1.jpg

[The Batman]

Maybe you two can go out and pick up girls together, make a night of it.:woot: :up:

He probably wouldn’t do it, as much as he claims to be a pimp, and its just not in me to meet people in clubs and such…I’m very much a guy who likes meeting people by chance…

[Jessica Drew]

He probably wouldn’t do it, as much as he claims to be a pimp, and its just not in me to meet people in clubs and such…I’m very much a guy who likes meeting people by chance…
He refers to himself as a pimp? No wonder he's such irresistable man-candy.:dry:

What do you mean meeting by chance? Unless a guy is incredibly good looking or incredibly funny, you really have to take some intiative to get a girl to notice you. I remember walking by a very smart, funny, good looking guy everyday without taking any notice until one day he began to go out of his way to smile at me or make conversation. It wasn't until then that I really started to like him. That's how it is a lot of times, so some guys just tend to give up.

[The Batman]

He refers to himself as a pimp? No wonder he's such irresistable man-candy.:dry:

What do you mean meeting by chance? Unless a guy is incredibly good looking or incredibly funny, you really have to take some intiative to get a girl to notice you. I remember walking by a very smart, funny, good looking guy everyday without taking any notice until one day he began to go out of his way to smile at me or make conversation. It wasn't until then that I really started to like him. That's how it is a lot of times, so some guys just tend to give up.

I mean the whole "Clubs, match.com" thing thats designed solely to get you someone.

[Erzengel]

Are you in college?

[Jessica Drew]

I mean the whole "Clubs, match.com" thing thats designed solely to get you someone.
Oh, hell no. I guess it works for some people, but I really don't think you can get to know someone until you meet them in person. A really great way to meet someone is through friends. That way, you both already have something/one in common that you can both talk about. One thing you have to watch out for though, is if/when you break up it could jeopardize your friendship with that mutual friend.

[Erzengel]

That's why I asked if he was still in college.

If you are in college and/or working some part time job, meeting people is a little easier.

I'm not opposed to the whole "online" search. When you are out of college, working in a professional environment, where you don't want to sh't where you eat, and most of your friends are spoken for and they don't have anyone to set you up with, it's not easy meeting people.

And lastly, I've never been one for meeting people in clubs even though, you can't go by yourself and sometimes the people you meet in clubs aren't exactly "dating" material.

[aaron]

a pretty good way to get to know a possible crush is if you don't know each other.. and say you both have the same class.. and you walk there together..

how i met my girlfriend

[Jessica Drew]

a pretty good way to get to know a possible crush is if you don't know each other.. and say you both have the same class.. and you walk there together..

how i met my girlfriend
You offered to walk her to class? That's sweet. Guys have no idea...all they have to do is give you a little attention and then you'll begin to notice them.

[aaron]

it was kinda weird.. the attraction was already there... we have every class together.. and before we knew each other.. we always were exchanging those 'glances' at each other where you're attracted physically.. then its getting to know the personality of course

[Ash J. Williams]

Hey Ash, Do you have lunch with her. Maybe you could chat it up with her then.
I wish.

[Ash J. Williams]

ash.. i'll give you this advice..

wait til you've had a few chats, however brief they are... or have you already developed a kinda friendship with her?

.. and then you should (hopefully) have a better idea if she's interested in you.

and you should base your decision, whatever it may be, on your gut feeling in response to your thoughts of her feelings towards you.
I kinda wanna get to know her first.

[Ghostvirus]

I wish.

Well since art class is the only class you have with her. Either you are going to have to try, & pull a switchy on the seating situation, or you are going to have to wait until the teacher has you pair into groups for a project, & make damn sure you pair with her. Try to meet, & chat with her between classes. Thats about it. You might want to kick it old school, & see if she will maybe help you with some problems you are having in another class.

[Ash J. Williams]

Never thought of it like that.

[Honey Vibe]

If an older man pursues you ...rather faithfully, should you give him a chance? I don't know how to interpret it. He's 45 but he turns into a school boy when I'm around. But who knows, maybe he's always like that and that's why he's into black girls half his age. Then again, hell, anybody who's anybody is into black girls... ...that's the s****.

I'm babbling.

[Erzengel]

How old are you HV?

[bullets]

to young for the 45 year old

[Erzengel]

She's 26. Thank you myspace.

On one hand it's not uncommon for 19 year age difference to work.

But if it's for fun or for even being pampered. (I knew a few girls who dated older men, and while they cared for them, they really liked being taken care of by these wealthy men).

Of course if she is looking for a serious relationship, are they in different stages? Do they have common goals, etc? Does she want to get married have kids? Is he done with all that?

[Shuley]

Everyone needs to read this book. It's at your local book store.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/shuley76/menarefrommarswomenarefromvenus.gif

[Ghostvirus]

Wow. That's a blast from the past.:dry:

[Shuley]

Wow. That's a blast from the past.:dry:
but it's great though.

[turtlefocker]

He probably wouldn’t do it, as much as he claims to be a pimp, and its just not in me to meet people in clubs and such…I’m very much a guy who likes meeting people by chance…

Chance is best, Chance works, Chance will never let you down. Chance is what I'm all about.

[turtlefocker]

someone here should do a "5 easy steps to get laid" it would be funny to read...

[Erzengel]

5?

One step.

http://www.thuisexperimenteren.nl/chemicalien/ether.jpg

[kainedamo]

I'm not going to persue things with Ellie.

[aaron]

why not?

[kainedamo]

She's too messed up, most likely using me so she can feel better about herself, and she flirts with other guys quite a bit. Which makes me wanna ask her "do we have a thing going, or not?" and then I realize I'm too old for these kinds of games.

[LexCorp]

Mind games are a waste of time

[aaron]

the person in control of the relationship is always going to be the one who cares less about it

[Erzengel]

I'd just have fun with her but I don't think you could keep it on that sort of "platonic/superficial" level.

[LexCorp]

the person in control of the relationship is always going to be the one who cares less about it

That's why it should be a balance

[aaron]

yep

[LexCorp]

yep

Just one thing that make a good relationship work....trust being another one.

[aaron]

bein hot for each other is another

[LexCorp]

bein hot for each other is another

That is a plus. Don't want to let yourself go....:cwink:

[aaron]

i mean its not as important as feelings but attraction is essential too

but sayin that i spose attraction is gained anyway once feelings are made

[LexCorp]

i mean its not as important as feelings but attraction is essential too

but sayin that i spose attraction is gained anyway once feelings are made

Yes indeed. Being in good shape myself I would not want to let myself go for my partner. Also in good health.

[Erzengel]

Trust, intimacy and communication are pretty much the big 3.

[aaron]

oh :(

i thought all women liked old fatties with a lung problem

btw is that jason statham in your avvy?

[kainedamo]

I'd just have fun with her but I don't think you could keep it on that sort of "platonic/superficial" level.

I'm thinking once I get my house sorted out I can just bring her back for some fun. But it wouldn't go beyond that.

[terry78]

the person in control of the relationship is always going to be the one who cares less about it

True enough. If one party is calling the other way more than the other party, you know who has the reins over there.

[The Batman]

That's why I asked if he was still in college.

If you are in college and/or working some part time job, meeting people is a little easier.

I'm not opposed to the whole "online" search. When you are out of college, working in a professional environment, where you don't want to sh't where you eat, and most of your friends are spoken for and they don't have anyone to set you up with, it's not easy meeting people.

And lastly, I've never been one for meeting people in clubs even though, you can't go by yourself and sometimes the people you meet in clubs aren't exactly "dating" material.

Exactly. I dont think I'd ever find the type of girl i want in a club, though i will say im probably not at that match.com level, so i wont rule it out till i get to that point.

About my friend though, should i tell him to just forget it. He thinks he'll get her if he devotes all his time to her and *****....

[turtlefocker]

I have never had a meaningful relationship... at all. I lost my virginity one night in grade 12 while drunk and since then its been well... casual sex with different girls at different college parties. My friend tom who has this long-time girlfriends seems to think im missing out on something special but it dosent bother me much, maybe it will later in life.

[terry78]

^He's right. You will soon. I used to ask, "why would dudes willingly want to settle with just one female when there's a bunch out there?" You'll get it later on.

[Erzengel]

Exactly. I dont think I'd ever find the type of girl i want in a club, though i will say im probably not at that match.com level, so i wont rule it out till i get to that point.

About my friend though, should i tell him to just forget it. He thinks he'll get her if he devotes all his time to her and *****....

See in his eyes he thinks he's scoring points by being her friend, in all likely hood she just thinks she found a good friend.

I think he should just ask her out and make his feelings known. And not to be his gf, just on a date. If she says no, well at least he can stop pretending that he's okay with just being a friend. And as the saying goes, I'm sure he has enough friends.

[aaron]

I have never had a meaningful relationship... at all. I lost my virginity one night in grade 12 while drunk and since then its been well... casual sex with different girls at different college parties. My friend tom who has this long-time girlfriends seems to think im missing out on something special but it dosent bother me much, maybe it will later in life.

it might if youre still goin to college parties when youre 45 ;)

[turtlefocker]

If i could stay in college forever... i would.

[aaron]

i wouldnt

[The Batman]

See in his eyes he thinks he's scoring points by being her friend, in all likely hood she just thinks she found a good friend.

I think he should just ask her out and make his feelings known. And not to be his gf, just on a date. If she says no, well at least he can stop pretending that he's okay with just being a friend. And as the saying goes, I'm sure he has enough friends.

Agreed...I really think he should just be blunt, because everytime i talk to him, he just seems frustrated, when really the only answer's right in front og him

[Cyrusbales]

Going off to Bristol on monday for some poontang :)

[The Last Meatbag]

And do you need help locating the poontang :huh:

[Cyrusbales]

No, just mocking those with troubles, although I actually ditched the poon in favour of poker night :O

[arachnid-guy]

Going off to Bristol on monday for some poontang :)

London's where the poon lives. :o

[Erzengel]

Agreed...I really think he should just be blunt, because everytime i talk to him, he just seems frustrated, when really the only answer's right in front og him

Well he shouldn't make an event out of it.

Ask her out.

If she says no, move on.

[tzarinna]

If an older man pursues you ...rather faithfully, should you give him a chance? I don't know how to interpret it. He's 45 but he turns into a school boy when I'm around. But who knows, maybe he's always like that and that's why he's into black girls half his age. Then again, hell, anybody who's anybody is into black girls... ...that's the s****.

I'm babbling.

Sounds like you've already decided to give it a go. Do it, have fun.

I've dated a few older guys and some divorcees and guys separated from the ole wife. The older guys do act like they're much younger. I don't know why they think that's cool. Divorcees seem to have flashbacks about the ex-wife. :down For the love of god, the ones that are separated, way too much drama.

[aaron]

probly cuz older guys like to pretend theyre still young :o

[tzarinna]

But that **** ain't cool or cute.

[aaron]

uhuh

[strikezone89]

uhuh

agreed:dry:

[aaron]

what is cool n cute then?

[terry78]

As we get older, our sexual skills increase is what I heard. Though some chicks just want a sugar daddy. Don't be that chick that's basically the arm candy for the wrinkled dick.

[omid17]

i like this chick chick a lot, shes 19, but shes kinda one of those hotty religous type chick, how do i start talkin with this girl?

[aaron]

i dont have a wrinkled dick :o

[aaron]

i like this chick chick a lot, shes 19, but shes kinda one of those hotty religous type chick, how do i start talkin with this girl?

jesus lives within you? try that ;)

[omid17]

jesus lives within you? try that ;)
i like that:yay:

[aaron]

erm just take it slow and try to see how shes possibly feeling from reactions etc

[omid17]

erm just take it slow and try to see how shes possibly feeling from reactions etc
she use to be my neighbor 7 years ago and haven't seen her since, only seen her myspace and she looks absolutley beautiful, we both live in the same city, i just don't know how to start talkin to her again, its been so long

[aaron]

hmm just msg her on myspace saying like 'wow long time no see'

[omid17]

hmm just msg her on myspace saying like 'wow long time no see'
thats what i was thinking

[tzarinna]

what is cool n cute then?

Just being yourself, age appropriate behavior rules all. I'm not saying not to participate and fun activities. I still want to go snowboarding, although I look really young....at times. :o

As we get older, our sexual skills increase is what I heard. Though some chicks just want a sugar daddy. Don't be that chick that's basically the arm candy for the wrinkled dick.


As long as I don't have to alter my morals/beliefs. I don't mind dating guys a little older. But I'm not looking for anyone to pay my bills so they'll have a hard time getting me wrangled.

One guy I dated I think I was just a bloody token, he showed me off to a few people. :whatever:

[aaron]

so youre a hottie? :o

[tzarinna]

No...a blackie. :o

[Cyrusbales]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time.

[Erzengel]

Hey if you are a 40 something year old and you can date a 20 something year old more power to you.

[aaron]

No...a blackie. :o

racist!

[aaron]

nah erz, its just creepy ;)

[Erzengel]

Some women like the fact that an older mature guy can pamper them.

[Honey Vibe]

She's 26. Thank you myspace.

On one hand it's not uncommon for 19 year age difference to work.

But if it's for fun or for even being pampered. (I knew a few girls who dated older men, and while they cared for them, they really liked being taken care of by these wealthy men).

Of course if she is looking for a serious relationship, are they in different stages? Do they have common goals, etc? Does she want to get married have kids? Is he done with all that?

Erz, way off babe :oldrazz:
In truth he is a wealthy business owner, but I am a landlord, I work in a clinical setting, and I am thinking about buying my first house as a single woman -- I have no interest in older male "pampering" in any way. His wealth isn't what's bothering me (or drawing me) concerning this relationship.

...This is hard to say, but what bothers me most, I know, are my own assumptions before I've even gotten to know this person. Questions about goals in common, marital/relationship goals, etc. come up in every relationship, and I shouldn't discount him because I assume he and I are too different in those regards.

The problem is me; I need to learn to give things a try, and let others get close to me. Sometimes I can be too caught up in my own singular goals and fantasies, and never see how sharing my life with another person would enhance, not harm, my self-fidelity.

I'm very flattered by the torch he has held for me, after all these months. He's very handsome, friendly, and he can think for himself (!).

If he's still interested, I'll go ahead and date him.

[Erzengel]

Erz, way off babe :oldrazzz:

I was speaking in general terms not specifically you.


The problem is me; I need to learn to give things a try, and let others get close to me. Sometimes I can be too caught up in my own singular goals and fantasies, and never see how sharing my life with another person would enhance, not harm, my self-fidelity.

I'm very flattered by the torch he has held for me, after all these months. He's very handsome, friendly, and he can think for himself (!).

If he's still interested, I'll go ahead and date him.
Not like you have to marry the guy. Go out with him, see if you click, go from there.

[terry78]

Just be warned that most people, regardless of it being true or not, always view some young female dating an old guy as having "daddy issues." But if ya'll can swing it, make it work.

[Erzengel]

Hey some of our girlfriends just haven't been born yet. :cmad:

[Honey Vibe]

Just be warned that most people, regardless of it being true or not, always view some young female dating an old guy as having "daddy issues." But if ya'll can swing it, make it work.
((nods)) That's another thing. I'm so busy wondering what other people will interpret the relationship as, I'm not taking in the authentic info the guy himself sends me.

You'll never be happy or fulfilled, getting caught up in appearances (or perpetuating them). I've built up a lot of mental credit over the past 2 years, towards having an open mind -- and I would like to begin using it.

[Honey Vibe]

I was speaking in general terms not specifically you.
Not like you have to marry the guy. Go out with him, see if you click, go from there. Yeah, ..

Hey some of our girlfriends just haven't been born yet. :cmad: [/SeanConnery] :woot::up:

[Erzengel]

F' what other people think? :huh:

[Honey Vibe]

Well I dunno about that :cwink: ... Sometimes, "third parties" can point out flaws in your logic that you are unaware of, so high on hormones as you are. On the other hand, you have to know when people are saying what they say, just to round you into the fences they are comfortable with.

[terry78]

^LOL, true enough. If my 15 year cousin starts dating a 40 year old, then yeah, she better care what I think. Extreme, but you know.

[Honey Vibe]

If i could stay in college forever... i would.
QFT :yay:
College was great, but life goes on. And stays great if you make it so.

[kainedamo]

Well I dunno about that :cwink: ... Sometimes, "third parties" can point out flaws in your logic that you are unaware of, so high on hormones as you are. On the other hand, you have to know when people are saying what they say, just to round you into the fences they are comfortable with.


This is true. It's like with that girl Ellie I was telling you all about. I was like, "don't go back to him, he'll just be verbally abuse and angry and mood swingy again", and she was like, "I have to follow my heart" or some gay ****. And what happened? Only a matter of days of getting back with him, he ended up being physically abusive.

She should have listened to me :cmad:

[Shuley]

...nothing wrong with chocolate...but only in moderation

[Honey Vibe]

^LOL, true enough. If my 15 year cousin starts dating a 40 year old, then yeah, she better care what I think. Extreme, but you know.
There is only one kind of man, that at age forty becomes interested in dating highschool students. You'd better tell her what kind that is, if the time ever arrives. :up:

[Honey Vibe]

This is true. It's like with that girl Ellie I was telling you all about. I was like, "don't go back to him, he'll just be verbally abuse and angry and mood swingy again", and she was like, "I have to follow my heart" or some gay ****. And what happened? Only a matter of days of getting back with him, he ended up being physically abusive.

She should have listened to me :cmad:
Ellie's "heart", or subroutines about males and relationships, obviously contains bad lines of code that don't lead her into healthy lifestyle.

A lot of things like faulty logic, poor assumptions, and uncomfortable truths come up in dreams. If she would like to submit a dream, I would be glad to help her with it. Dreams not only showcase the dreamer's problem, but often ends with a solution.

[Erzengel]

^LOL, true enough. If my 15 year cousin starts dating a 40 year old, then yeah, she better care what I think. Extreme, but you know.

That's a little different the situation at hand though.

[Honey Vibe]

Sounds like you've already decided to give it a go. Do it, have fun.

I've dated a few older guys and some divorcees and guys separated from the ole wife. The older guys do act like they're much younger. I don't know why they think that's cool. Divorcees seem to have flashbacks about the ex-wife. :down For the love of god, the ones that are separated, way too much drama.
If he's "separated" from some lady, forget it... ...I'm dating that foreign guy at the local quickie mart :down

[Honey Vibe]

i like this chick chick a lot, shes 19, but shes kinda one of those hotty religous type chick, how do i start talkin with this girl?
You're going to have to respect her religious beliefs, and be more polite and respectful than this post would indicate you are on a normal basis.

Relationships with religious people, ironically, take a lot of faith and patience. If you stick with it (and she doesn't have any destructive patterns/ideas), the relationship can really turn into a diamond.

[Honey Vibe]

That's a little different the situation at hand though.
He asked me out, like, one minute after I joined his gym. Now he comes into my optical and fakes eye injuries to see me :woot:

[Shuley]

You're going to have to respect her religious beliefs, and be more polite and respectful than this post would indicate you are on a normal basis.

Relationships with religious people, ironically, take a lot of faith and patience. If you stick with it (and she doesn't have any destructive patterns/ideas), the relationship can really turn into a diamond.

Say this "Hey baby,If you wanna see god,he'll be in my bedroom tonight if you care to join me in holy matrimonie"

[kainedamo]

In my experience, dating a "religious type" is a bad idea if you're not like that yourself.

[Shuley]

He asked me out, like, one minute after I joined his gym. Now he comes into my optical and fakes eye injuries to see me :woot:
"Honey baby, I was thinkin about you today and then this white stuff got into my eye...."

[terry78]

Most people's goal when talking to someone overtly religious is to more or less get them to disregard all the religious stuff they do. The ultimate challenge and all that. You want to crack that nut, so to speak.

[Honey Vibe]

"Honey baby, I was thinkin about you today and then this white stuff got into my eye...."
LMBAO! :up:

[LegendaryCaleb]

Lmbao...?

[Honey Vibe]

In my experience, dating a "religious type" is a bad idea if you're not like that yourself.

Most people's goal when talking to someone overtly religious is to more or less get them to disregard all the religious stuff they do. The ultimate challenge and all that. You want to crack that nut, so to speak.


Being willing to learn from others is the basis of any relationship; without it, it's a doomed caper from the beginning. It's better to be open and curious about the religious faiths of the world first, then showing interest in a religious person. If you don't care about religion but want some "hot religious chick", your fantasies will be much more fulfilling -- stick to them, and don't waste her time.

Religious persons need to know that they are safe to feel and think as the wish, in your presence. If you accept them as they are they allow you into deeper private layers... ...and here, if you have earned it, they will disclose the doubts and fears they have in their religion on their own.

[omid17]

You're going to have to respect her religious beliefs, and be more polite and respectful than this post would indicate you are on a normal basis.

Relationships with religious people, ironically, take a lot of faith and patience. If you stick with it (and she doesn't have any destructive patterns/ideas), the relationship can really turn into a diamond.
she really takes my breath away, think i might have to get to know her for a while, catch up on things, before asking her to go out and stuff

[omid17]

In my experience, dating a "religious type" is a bad idea if you're not like that yourself.
i agree but i gotta be positive

[omid17]

Most people's goal when talking to someone overtly religious is to more or less get them to disregard all the religious stuff they do. The ultimate challenge and all that. You want to crack that nut, so to speak.

:cwink:

[kainedamo]

Remember that respect for religious differences goes both ways. If she tries to convert you, tell her where to go.

[terry78]

Well, that could be with anyone that doesn't do anything. If the person is a virgin, they want to deflower them. If the person doesn't drink or do any drugs, want to be the first to get them drunk or high. We always want to be that one.

[omid17]

Well, that could be with anyone that doesn't do anything. If the person is a virgin, they want to deflower them. If the person doesn't drink or do any drugs, want to be the first to get them drunk or high. We always want to be that one.
cuz we know they would never forget stuff like that. :cwink:

[omid17]

i wana be chill, and show my ass im pretty matured for an 18 year old,

[Orko Is King]

I never thought I'd enter this thread but...

I invited a new friend (Only hung out with her once) to my birthday party. She has work then so she can't make it. Now, if I'm sober enough by the end of my dinner party thing, should I take a piece of cake to her at work?

[omid17]

I never thought I'd enter this thread but...

I invited a new friend (Only hung out with her once) to my birthday party. She has work then so she can't make it. Now, if I'm sober enough by the end of my dinner party thing, should I take a piece of cake to her at work?
hell yea, she would love it

[Honey Vibe]

I never thought I'd enter this thread but...

I invited a new friend (Only hung out with her once) to my birthday party. She has work then so she can't make it. Now, if I'm sober enough by the end of my dinner party thing, should I take a piece of cake to her at work?
...:dry:

[Holly]

sure, if you want to look desperate

[Jack Rabbit]

I never thought I'd enter this thread but...

I invited a new friend (Only hung out with her once) to my birthday party. She has work then so she can't make it. Now, if I'm sober enough by the end of my dinner party thing, should I take a piece of cake to her at work?

Yes, but unzip your fly, pull your dick out, and put in on the piece of cake, then be all like, "Hey, want some cake?"

It's foolproof. :up:

[Holly]

Jack always has great advice

[The Original Bamfer]

Yes, but unzip your fly, pull your dick out, and put in on the piece of cake, then be all like, "Hey, want some cake?"

It's foolproof. :up:

Yeah, if you want your cock bit off.

[Holly]

his boner is made of steel

[The Original Bamfer]

steel wool*

[Jack Rabbit]

:cmad:

Now you'll both be punished with Chicobeastia.

[Holly]

ugh

[The Original Bamfer]

Ever wonder what a boning knife's for? Yeah.

[Jack Rabbit]

ugh

:heart:

[The Original Bamfer]

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