Funniest Jokes or Moments Thread.

[webhead731]

What were your favorite jokes or comedy moments?

There were alot for me, but I think my favorites were:

Johnny: Keep that up Reed, and you'll get an invisible kick to the balls.

Ben: *Victor shows video* I like the part where he knocked you on your ass.


I was cracking up at that one.^

[the a1ant]

I can't remember at the moment, but the film had some great humor. Lots of laughing going on in the theater :up:

[tedw]

Johnny: Have you seen the women I've dated?
Alicia: No. I haven't.

I loved that, and people in the theaters I saw it in did too. ;)

[TNC9852002]

Two Words: "Rock Slide".

-TNC

[Bishop2]

^ Those last two bits KILLED in my theater.

[AdWolF16]

my theater absolutely erupted at the "rock slide" and burnt flowers moments

[Spider-Fan]

Easily the burnt flowers. That was great.

[webhead731]

LMAO the rockslide one was funny.

[Fantastic-Boy]

Didn't see yet.

[Spoarz™]

I thought the movie had some really funny moments. The audience was really cracking up all the way through, and for all the right reasons too, especially at moments such as the rock slide line. :D :up:

[xwolverine2]

i laughed everytime albas face was shown......

[darkseid26]

i thought the part when thing was dancing at the club next to the dude was hiliarious.

[darkseid26]

rock slide was funny great timing.

[the a1ant]

"Rock Slide" was hilarious. You could definitely tell that the script writer had a history in comedy.

[TNC9852002]

lol. I laughed too when Thing was trying to dance a little bit..

-TNC

[stretchalicious]

yeah that was really funny, and the bit where reed catches sue, dancing with those girls, and lated she tells him her batchelorette party was wild haha

[fantastic fifth]

I liked when Sue came to the the bar and busted Reed dancing and the Thing and Johnny turned around and the Thing said "I think it's Clobberin Time".

[Bishop2]

yeah that was really funny, and the bit where reed catches sue, dancing with those girls, and lated she tells him her batchelorette party was wild haha

That was the only moment when I didn't like Sue - that was some passive-aggressive bull right there! If you're mad, dammit, just talk about it, don't pull that crap.

[matthooper]

When they said, "let's hire the guy who did Barbershop"

[Lightning Strykez!]

The "Rockslide" joke had everyone keeling over it seems. Also Susan's invisible body slam of Reed got a lot of laughs as well. There were quite a few humorous moments that the audiences enjoyed.

[MrSinisterX3]

When they said, "let's hire the guy who did Barbershop"


lol i didnt know that.

Top two when Johnny turns into the thing and the burnt flowers scene. :yay:

[surfergirl]

my theater absolutely erupted at the "rock slide" and burnt flowers moments

It was the same at my theater

[TNC9852002]

OMG. I saw the movie a second time, but this time, there were about 250 people inside. I thought they'd never stop laughing at the "rock slide".

-TNC

[Tissues]

I laughed at Rock Slides and the Burnt Flowers. Not really much of anything else. Maybe a couple chuckles. I liked the movie though. Just not for the humor.

[JP]

Rock Slide. :up:

[coreymb16]

Man, I still couldn't see the movie, but after my job tomorrow, I get off around 3:30, I'm going straight home to change and then straight to the theater.

[TNC9852002]

I really liked the "Surf's up metal-head!" line...

-TNC

[JP]

Also, when Jessica said "Why does this always happen to me?" or something like that. I laughed.

And my responce: "Because you have boobs!" :dry:

:p

[Knives122]

Thing: I have a feeling you and me are gonna be spending a lot of time together *while looking at his ass no less...*

[Moviefan2k4]

A few moments stuck out for me when I saw it...

- Johnny flying alongside the plane in full Torch mode, while Ben is cramped inside a seat that's way too small.

- Ben throwing fire from offscreen at Johnny, who's absorbed Ben's mutation.

- Reed's legs going elastic when he gets nervous about the wedding.

- Sue's entire "Female Torch" ordeal..."ya think?!"

Aside from the humorous stuff, one of my favorite parts was when uber-Johnny had one arm stretch-wrapped around Doom, and was whaling on him with a huge flaming-rock fist.

[Spider-Bat]

The rock slide joke was great, finally it comes out how weird and gross it is about their relationship.:woot:

[colossus_girl]

-Rockslide my favourite of the jokes.
-reed dancing at the bachelor party, whilst stretching all over the place.
-johnny and reed talking and their chairs sliding from side to side- got a lot of laughs.

If i think of any more i'll post.

[surfergirl]

The torching of the bouquet at the end was classic too.

[Doctor of Doom]

Our audience actually laughed a lot when Doom shouted "Let's go for a spin!!" It was such a brilliant quip and sooo retro cheesy. Yet awesome. ;)

[Swordmaster]

Probably not meant to be funny, but Hager's look right before Doom killed him.. Got a laugh from me and my friends

[Valerie_f4]

I didn't get the whole burnt flowers thing, what did that mean?

[Symbiotic]

The audience I was with laughed at the right parts. 'Rock Slide' got a huge response, and I loved Doom's 'Let's go for a spin!'.:word:

[LostSon88]

I didn't get the whole burnt flowers thing, what did that mean?

You know the whole tradition that whoever catches the bouquet of flowers is the next to get married...Frankie was set to catch it...Johnny's not ready to get married...hence he torched it. LOL.

[Superhero 101]

-Rokslide
- "I liked the part where he knocked you off you A$$"
-"were you just waiting to catch me in a towel?"
-Burnt FLowers
-Hemi
-the Dancing

[Valerie_f4]

Thanks for that filler.

[Valerie_f4]

The funny part was when Frankie was talking to johnny when he was in his towel, you could tell there was something going on...

[Superhero 101]

OH i went o go see it again it was so much better Everyone was laughing at Stan Lee and his cameo!!!! Hillarious!!!

[The Apatow Crew]

Also, when Jessica said "Why does this always happen to me?" or something like that. I laughed.

And my responce: "Because you have boobs!" :dry:

:pYeah i thought that part was great also.

[NQ-B]

When Johnny burns the flower and the "Rockslide" bit:woot:

[Tissues]

OH i went o go see it again it was so much better Everyone was laughing at Stan Lee and his cameo!!!! Hillarious!!!
There were like two guys in my theatre laughing at the Stan Lee part, but their laughs were so big and oh so long, I'd say it counted for everyone.

[NQ-B]

Absolutely no one in my cinema found that funny. Like I said I had some series DUDS!
Ahwell I liked it!

[Raiden]

My theatre laughed at:

- Rockslide
- Stan Lee cameo
- Burnt flower

...and a few others I can't recall atm.

[LostSon88]

Absolutely no one in my cinema found that funny. Like I said I had some series DUDS!
Ahwell I liked it!

They probably had no idea who it was. :csad:

[NQ-B]

They probably had no idea who it was. :csad:
Yeah, even when I explained to one of my friends who it was, she didn't seem to get it

[Superhero 101]

Oh yeah and I am so hot for you right know! that was a good scene.

[The Apatow Crew]

There were like two guys in my theatre laughing at the Stan Lee part, but their laughs were so big and oh so long, I'd say it counted for everyone.I heard someone say awwww poor stan.:csad:

[NQ-B]

Oh yeah and I am so hot for you right know! that was a good scene.
I love that scene!

[The Apatow Crew]

I love that scene!Yes i did too. I wish i was reed there.:yay:

[NQ-B]

Yes i did too. I wish i was reed there.:yay:
LOL yeah I bet you do!:cwink:

[Yodaman]

Johnny: Have you seen the women I've dated?
Alicia: No. I haven't.

Someone in my theater actually said "no" before Alicia did :oldrazz:

[Dr Lee]

I laughed at just about every single moment/line that has been mentioned already

[Carp Man]

How the heck can you pick one. There were sooooooooooooo many moments. The one that made me bust out laughing was the scene where Sue and Johnny change powers. I couldn't stop laughing. Sue's reaction, then she goes up in the air, and just kind of dangles in the air. Johnny turns invisable and people start bumping into him. Then Sue goes up, reaches the window, she's screaming REEDDDDDDDDDDDDD,REEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, and he's just oblivious. The he sees here says " Sue your on fire", and she says " YA THINK". Hilliarious. That got the biggest reaction from the audience. :woot:Then she hits the ground with no clothes on, and Johnny says Sue, and she had the look on her face that said not again. The end of that scene was well done, tasteful, and respectful. Thumbs up for them not exploting Jessica's body like they did in the first one.

[Ebil Gig]

Thing's "I liked the part when he knocked you on your ass" was hilarious! The delivery was superb!

And I'll go with everybody else with the Rockslide.

[Ixion]

The Rockslide line probably got the biggest laugh in the theater I was in, there were a lot of laughs though, the comedy was well done.

I laughed most at this part:

I really liked the "Surf's up metal-head!" line...

-TNC

[Doctor of Doom]

Actually yeah that reminds me- probably the best reaction in ours was "Were you just waiting to catch me in a towel?"

Just the way the line was delivered and the expression on Johnny's face made it brilliant.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

As a cosmically ginormous fan of Jack Kirby and a despiser of Stan Lee, I loved his cameo....deftly saying in effect, the real-life truth, that Stan Lee was NOT as important to the Fantastic Four as he thinks he is. LOL, GORgeous.

And though it wasn't really a "joke" I laughed when Reed put things into perspective for the military guy.:up:

[Kanny]

Well, I loved every scene that's been said here. All the funny parts too. So, I'm going to say a scene that I loved:

The talk Johnny and Ben have in the bar. I think it was good and I liked it, Johnny opening up to Ben. I think it was awesome.

And also, what Reed said to the General. Man, that's my favorite Reed moment!!

And last, but not least, the short moment between Sue and Johnny just before the wedding. Beautiful!!

Well, that's 3 scenes actually. But, I can't say just one.

[NQ-B]

The moment with Reed and the General my favourite Reed moment too!

[The Geek Vault]

When I went to see the movie, there was a little girl who must have been 6 or 7 in the theater (she talked the whole movie which got annoying, one of the reasons I think some of us wanted a PG-13 rating) the rockslide was hilarious, but also the part with the bear and the thing, the little girl stands up and yells "Don't hurt pooh bear, he's not a monster he's my friend"
which I thought was pretty funny.

[Ratcrawler]

Where Ben said "No, we believe you. Did he take you Lollipop land?" or something like that.

Doom flat out saying "I hate you. All of you." and "Let me sPeak slowly so you can understand." It wasa nice that the whole arrogant asPect of his brilliance returned.


Jessica Alba was right. This WAS the best family comedy of the summer so far. Hella better than Shrek 3 at any rate.

[Ebil Gig]

I forgot also to say that I loved Johnny's line about his tux being Dolci. :D

[neotheone]

Everytime that The Thing's girlfriend made a joke about herself being blind and still being able to see everything

[MattC]

Oh yeah and I am so hot for you right know! that was a good scene.
That got a lot of laughs in my theater, as did the rockslide joke.