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Road Warrior
06-30-2007, 03:51 AM
Have you guys checked out his myspace recently?
http://www.myspace.com/therealkevinsmith

Joel Siegel passed away yesterday and some of the comments left on Smith's myspace are cruel.

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Jun 30 2007 12:56A

Top Ten Things Kevin Would Say about Joel Siegel's Death If He Didn't Mind Looking Like a Douchebag:

10. "Do I go to the funeral and walk out halfway through screaming for everyone to come with me?"

9. "Hey Moze, how much will you give me to send a donkey to Siegel's funeral?"

8. "Well, you know, he just wasn't the same after he quit working with Ebert?... Siskel?... Who the hell is Siegel then?"

7. "I do feel bad though for going up to his wife after he walked out on my movie and asking, 'What's up his ass?'"

6. "Wow! I know he wasn't looking forward to seeing my next flick, but geez."

5. "Hey Moze! I've got an idea for a biopic! It's called "Movie Critic Poopchute"!"

4. "I just wanna know who has the movie rights to "The First?"

3. "I really liked his book, Lessons for Dylan. Probably could've used more advice on when to get a colonoscopy though."

2. "People don't know this but his middle name was Livingston too. He's a cousin of Jonathan."

1. "Bet you won't see too many critics walk out on my movies anymore, huh? I'll have Damon make a voodoo soap doll out of you

odiin
06-30-2007, 04:00 AM
I loled.

Catman
06-30-2007, 04:02 AM
I loled.

As did I although its incredibly mean. :csad:

Rezzo
06-30-2007, 04:56 AM
Didnīt even know that guy died

Lucy in the sky
06-30-2007, 05:18 AM
some of those were funny :woot:

Catman
06-30-2007, 05:31 AM
Didnīt even know that guy died

He had been suffering from cancer for like 10yrs now

some of those were funny :woot:

Your ticket to hell. :o :csad:

uchiha_itachi
06-30-2007, 06:28 AM
yeah the fans are A holes. but kevin smith rules

Keymaker
06-30-2007, 07:32 AM
Your ticket to hell. :o :csad:
Bull****.

Ghostvirus
06-30-2007, 10:56 AM
A lot of those aren't even funny.

ArmyDragon92A
06-30-2007, 11:22 AM
A lot of those are pretty damn Mall Rattish. Actually damn funny.

Mike_D202
06-30-2007, 11:41 AM
Those were hilariuos.

For those of you who dont know, Siegal walked out of "Clerks 2" 40 minutes into it. It was a special screening for critics. When Randel was ordering up the donkey show, thats when Siegal walked out. He was screaming over the dialouge as he was walking, something along the lines of "WELL, TIME TO GO! I HAVENT WALKED OUT OF A MOVIE IN THIRTY (curse word) YEARS!" all the way to the exit.

Majin Boo
06-30-2007, 11:46 AM
i havent seen clerks 2 yet

Catman
06-30-2007, 12:39 PM
Those were hilariuos.

For those of you who dont know, Siegal walked out of "Clerks 2" 40 minutes into it. It was a special screening for critics. When Randel was ordering up the donkey show, thats when Siegal walked out. He was screaming over the dialouge as he was walking, something along the lines of "WELL, TIME TO GO! I HAVENT WALKED OUT OF A MOVIE IN THIRTY (curse word) YEARS!" all the way to the exit.

Sad thing is that it's the last memorable thing he did before dying! :csad:

Green Goblin 1964
06-30-2007, 12:42 PM
Funny, but mean as a Vagina......but funny

Lord Valumart
06-30-2007, 12:44 PM
1. "Bet you won't see too many critics walk out on my movies anymore, huh? I'll have Damon make a voodoo soap doll out of you

it was soap:huh:

Warhammer
06-30-2007, 12:50 PM
I never liked Kevin Smith...

Fledermaus
06-30-2007, 12:53 PM
it was soap:huh:

It was an onion.

Lord Valumart
06-30-2007, 12:55 PM
It was an onion.

i thought it was an onion or a potato...but then i read that...

Noir
06-30-2007, 01:50 PM
I thought he died a while ago.

Clerk
06-30-2007, 02:07 PM
I love the "walk out of funera" comment hahaha.

keith_v
06-30-2007, 02:46 PM
I'll admit, some of Kevin Smith's stuff is funny, and Joel Siegal had no business walking out on his movie, but people praise Smith like he's a god. The stuff he writes is only decent at best, and he doesn't even write that much. You can't compare him with someone like Mike Nelson who consistantly cranks out hilarious writing at a rediculous pace. Just watch MST3000 or check out his new Rifftrax.

I feel that Smith is overrated, and his hardcore fans really need to take a good look at his work before defending him so brutally and in this case, so tastelessy.

Fledermaus
06-30-2007, 02:47 PM
i thought it was an onion or a potato...but then i read that...


Maybe it was a potato? I've gotta watch Dogma again. :up:

thedeadite
06-30-2007, 03:47 PM
was an onion

those weren't that funny (some maybe)

i havn't seen a kevin smith movie yet that i didn't like (though admitedly havn't seen jersey girl)

Catman
06-30-2007, 05:25 PM
I love the "walk out of funera" comment hahaha.

Not surprised.

Catman
07-01-2007, 03:20 PM
Kevin Smith's thoughts on Joel Sigel's death
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=63831867&blogID=282752237

The Lizard
07-01-2007, 03:38 PM
I feel that Smith is overrated, and his hardcore fans really need to take a good look at his work before defending him so brutally and in this case, so tastelessy.

Agreed 100%

Batman's Head
07-01-2007, 04:04 PM
The Head feels that if Siegal was game when he was alive and fully able to defend himself, it stands to reason that it'd be even better to insult him when he's ten feet under

Drakon
07-01-2007, 04:36 PM
I feel that Smith is overrated, and his hardcore fans really need to take a good look at his work before defending him so brutally and in this case, so tastelessy.

A bit. I like Smith, but his new work, even now, still doesn't compare to Clerks. When he was a fresh face on the scene, he was...I dunno.....pure? Now, not so much.

kainedamo
07-01-2007, 05:04 PM
Keven Smith came across as a whiney ***** when he complained at Joe Seagal on that radio show for... what, 10 minutes or more? It was like, we got the point about 10 minutes ago, Kevin, Joe was wrong for talking loudly as he left the screening. So ****ing what. You would think Kevin Smith and the radio host were grilling a terrorist suspect!

And now we have these idiots making these idiot jokes about Joe now that he's dead, like actually did something really wrong to deserve it.

kainedamo
07-01-2007, 05:06 PM
Kevin Smith couldn't have said it better...

This saddens me, because a) it's unfortunate when anyone gets taken too early by cancer, and b) I had a rather shameful row with him last year around this time. It was petty then, but it certainly feels a million times worse now that he's died.

You're ****ing damn right, Kevin. It was incredibly petty.

Mattchew
07-01-2007, 07:04 PM
boo

Catman
07-20-2007, 08:38 PM
tOKNrQuX9ac

Kritish
07-20-2007, 08:39 PM
Is it bad that I found that funny? :(

kainedamo
07-20-2007, 08:43 PM
I'm glad Kevin Smith realizes he was wrong to make such a big issue out of it.

Catman
07-20-2007, 08:43 PM
Is it bad that I found that funny? :(

Perhaps :huh:

Mr. Socko
07-20-2007, 08:51 PM
I'm glad Smith isn't saying anything tasteless about his death(like the stupid fans are). But even so, I still think Kevin Smith is overrated and I don't like much of his work.

Nell2ThaIzzay
07-21-2007, 02:00 AM
I like Kevin Smith.

I've never seen a movie of his I didn't like (though I haven't seen all of his movies), and overall, I think he's just a smart and funny guy.

I know it's wrong, but I found some of those comments to be funny, especially the one about walking out on the funeral.

But it was good to see Kevin Smith take a much classier approach and express his regret over the loss.

MaskedManJRK
07-21-2007, 02:10 AM
Both kinda wound up as jackasses in the end--Seigal for leaving like that, and Smith for ranting on it. However, Smith has made up for it in class by saying that he did.

Funny, but mean as a Vagina......but funny

...Dude, if a vagina is mean to you, it only means you're not doing it right. :o

CFE
07-21-2007, 02:17 AM
Keep in mind that people on Smith's Myspace aren't ALL Smith fans. They could've just as easily been people who knew nothing about Joel Siegal.

And also keep in mind the fact that it was them...Not Kevin himself.

As the Clerks 2 DVD states, and it goes for Smith himself as well...

He might have a dirty mind, but he's got a pure heart.

CFE

xwolverine2
07-22-2007, 04:10 PM
joel siegal was right to walk out on clerks... and kevin was a jerk to the poor guy.