People who sit next to you in the movies un appreciation thread

[Jplaya2023]

Seriously, this is almost as bad as someone tailgaiting someone up and down the freeway like a damn football game.

So lets go over the rules to ensure proper protocol is establish for great movie watching.

1. People filling into an empty movie theatre must sit on the end seats and fill from outside in. (For example:: if u see someone sitting on one end, you must sit on the other end on the other side of the aisle.)

2. Before you sit on the other end make sure there are no empty rowe's where you can sit there and dictate seating.

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.

4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

5. You must leave atleast 2 or 3 empty seats between people whom you dont know or did not go to the show with. These empty seats serve as feet rest, lounging, food and drinks etc..

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

7. People who sit in the middle are not allowed to go to the RR or get food. Just because you need to eat or piss does not mean i need to be accommodating your big azz getting in and out of the aisle.

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance. Do not bring your bad azz 4 or 5 year olds who scream and also ruin the movie.

If everyone followed these basic rules, movie watching would be much better.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

No one's gonna..:O

[Morg]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

uh huh or I'll just cut off the legs and sit there :ninja:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

uh huh or I'll just cut off the legs and sit there :ninja:
Lol. I just tell them to get their damn feet off my seat. It makes the seat more uncomfortable.

[Whiskey Tango]

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance.

Curse them, we hates them!

[Shuley]

Why do people sit right next to you in an empty theater? I hate that! This whole theater and you gotta sit right there!!

[jaguarr]

Yeah....if you try to stop me from going to the bathroom during a movie (and trust me, I'm only going because it's a damn emergency because I don't want to miss any of the movie), I'm going to give your popcorn an extra dousing of salt. And keep your goddamned feet off the back of my chair. Period. That means don't touch it with your feet. At all. If you insist on propping your feet against the back of my chair, I will ask nicely for you to stop exactly one time. After that, your shoes will be stripped from your feet and thrown down by the movie screen (yes, I have done this to a couple of jackasses who thought they were being funny by kicking the back of my chair when I politely asked them to stop). Also, STFU. You have nothing of interest to say. Ever. But, ESPECIALLY when you are in a movie theater. And turn off your cell phone, too. Nobody you know has anything interesting to say, either, so they can wait to tell you whatever inane piece of information it was they wanted to until you get out of the theater.

jag

[Jplaya2023]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

uh huh or I'll just cut off the legs and sit there :ninja:

no sir, your obligation is to either find another seat or sit in another show.

just because i got my seat(s) early does not mean yo have the right to ruin my comfort.

I had to move 3 damn times cause people were trying that sit next to me sheeit at the theatres

[Whiskey Tango]

Another thing that sucks: enormous groups of greasy ****head teenagers, talking, giggling, sucking on each others nasty little acne-infested faces...ugh. Burn them!

[Morg]

no sir, your obligation is to either find another seat or sit in another show.

just because i got my seat(s) early does not mean yo have the right to ruin my comfort.

I had to move 3 damn times cause people were trying that sit next to me sheeit at the theatres

Pray you never run into me, if I tell the person to move his feet he damn better well do it

[Jplaya2023]

Yeah....if you try to stop me from going to the bathroom during a movie (and trust me, I'm only going because it's a damn emergency because I don't want to miss any of the movie), I'm going to give your popcorn an extra dousing of salt. And keep your goddamned feet off the back of my chair. Period. That means don't touch it with your feet. At all. If you insist on propping your feet against the back of my chair, I will ask nicely for you to stop exactly one time. After that, your shoes will be stripped from your feet and thrown down by the movie screen (yes, I have done this to a couple of jackasses who thought they were being funny by kicking the back of my chair when I politely asked them to stop). Also, STFU. You have nothing of interest to say. Ever. But, ESPECIALLY when you are in a movie theater. And turn off your cell phone, too. Nobody you know has anything interesting to say, either, so they can wait to tell you whatever inane piece of information it was they wanted to until you get out of the theater.

jag

No, if im sitting there with my feet in the seat first you need to show common courtesy and find another seat. If u need to pee then go out the other way not the way in which i'm sitting.

[jaguarr]

No, if im sitting there with my feet in the seat first you need to show common courtesy and find another seat. If u need to pee then go out the other way not the way in which i'm sitting.

Pray to God you never go to the same movie and theater as I do. :)

jag

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Does it all really matter? In the end, whoever's doing what near me, I tell them to stfu or stop. It works.:O

[Jplaya2023]

Pray you never run into me, if I tell the person to move his feet he damn better well do it


WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

[Shuley]

Some people could try to not eat or drink anything a few hours before you go to the theater,My brother always has to get up and go tot he bathroom in the middle of the movie...cause he can't stop drinking anything! I tell him all the time.

[PhePhe112]

Seriously, this is almost as bad as someone tailgaiting someone up and down the freeway like a damn football game.

So lets go over the rules to ensure proper protocol is establish for great movie watching.

1. People filling into an empty movie theatre must sit on the end seats and fill from outside in. (For example:: if u see someone sitting on one end, you must sit on the other end on the other side of the aisle.)

2. Before you sit on the other end make sure there are no empty rowe's where you can sit there and dictate seating.

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.

4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

5. You must leave atleast 2 or 3 empty seats between people whom you dont know or did not go to the show with. These empty seats serve as feet rest, lounging, food and drinks etc..

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

7. People who sit in the middle are not allowed to go to the RR or get food. Just because you need to eat or piss does not mean i need to be accommodating your big azz getting in and out of the aisle.

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance. Do not bring your bad azz 4 or 5 year olds who scream and also ruin the movie.

If everyone followed these basic rules, movie watching would be much better.


i agree 100 % with everthing!!!! especially the bolded.

[jaguarr]

WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

I can't speak for Morg, but the ONLY reason I'm sitting anywhere near your smelly ass is because there ARE no more seats left. :up:

jag

[Jplaya2023]

I can't speak for Morg, but the ONLY reason I'm sitting anywhere near your smelly ass is because there ARE no more seats left. :up:

jag


which leads me back to one of my points.


4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

[jaguarr]

Yeah, I'm not waiting for the next show just so you can prop your feet up. Deal with it.

jag

[Jplaya2023]

Yeah, I'm not waiting for the next show just so you can prop your feet up. Deal with it.

jag

well you need to be on time then. Dont ruin my movie with your theatrics

[Badger]

WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

Good luck with that. I agree with most of your list. But your damn feet shouldn't be on the back of the seat anyway, it isn't a ****ing LazyBoy. Just so you know I'm always one of the first into the show. So I generally don't have that problem. But I've spoken up for other people, who wouldn't say anything. Some people have no Goddamn respect.

[Charlie No-One]

The only real rule I have is: STFU and don't touch me unless asked.

[jaguarr]

The only real rule I have is: STFU and don't touch me unless asked.

Which one is you in this picture?

http://www.centraldentonpreservation.org/blog/images/fratporntheatre.jpg

jag

[jaguarr]

well you need to be on time then. Dont ruin my movie with your theatrics

Phil already said it.....it's not a goddamned Lazy-Boy. You can think about that while you are retrieving your shoes from down by the screen.

jag

[Charlie No-One]

Which one is you in this picture?

http://www.centraldentonpreservation.org/blog/images/fratporntheatre.jpg

jag

Smart.

What I meant is unless I ask for popcorn or other drink/food needs, don't touch me A.K.A don't tap my shoulder to ask me questions. don't play cute and annoy, and don't move in front of me to ask to go to the bathroom.

[terry78]

They already have rules at the theatre I attend that feet are not to be propped up on seats in front of you. Those are for paying customers, buddy, not extra seats to put your ****. And I also am of the camp that hates when a theatre isn't sold out and there are seats all over and you MUST come and sit where I and my associates are. Why?! This is one of those more "high class" movie cinemas where ushers make announcments at the beginning and they get sarcastic applause from the theatre afterwards, which I'm sure just warps them for life.

[Jplaya2023]

Good luck with that. I agree with most of your list. But your damn feet shouldn't be on the back of the seat anyway, it isn't a ****ing LazyBoy. Just so you know I'm always one of the first into the show. So I generally don't have that problem. But I've spoken up for other people, who wouldn't say anything. Some people have no Goddamn respect.


need to stretch out my legs man and i usually place them on the arm rest or over the back of the seat

[Morg]

WHY can you find another seat? You see my feet there first go sit somewhere else.

I like to sit in the middle midway from the screen, gives me the best view for me
So if there's a seat there and some dummy got his feet up on the seat I'll bloody will tell him to move them

[Jplaya2023]

I like to sit in the middle midway from the screen, gives me the best view for me
So if there's a seat there and some dummy got his feet up on the seat I'll bloody will tell him to move them


no need to be combative. Wait and go to a different show and get your choice seat

[AhabTheArab]

went to check out transformers and i went with 2 buddies of mine, one was gonna meet us there, so we are sitting in an empty row far from the door, these 2 people come in and sit right next to us. i didnt wanna look like an a-hole or anything, but i had to get up cuz my buddy was not gonna be sitting next to these people. so we had to get up and move, looking extremely mean/rude but it was imperative.

[Jplaya2023]

went to check out transformers and i went with 2 buddies of mine, one was gonna meet us there, so we are sitting in an empty row far from the door, these 2 people come in and sit right next to us. i didnt wanna look like an a-hole or anything, but i had to get up cuz my buddy was not gonna be sitting next to these people. so we had to get up and move, looking extremely mean/rude but it was imperative.


exactly people just dont understand the importance of giving people their personal space in the movies.

[Morg]

no need to be combative. Wait and go to a different show and get your choice seat

Nope, you have one seat not 2 or 3. If they don't be considerate with me then I won't give the any in return

[Addendum]

If I buy a ticket for a certain show, I'm seeing that show.

If some lazy *******, specifically someone like Jplaya who lacks the brain power to move their feet, I'll move it for you.

If you still ***** about, you'll get to experience the wonders of gravity

[Jplaya2023]

dont be a holes guys normally u can catch the same movie 20 mins later. Why be bad about it

[Addendum]

Dude. You're the *******.

1) The movie theatres have rules about putting feet on the seat in front of you. They forbid it.

2) When I buy a ticket for the 12 noon show, it's not a ticket for the 12:30, 1:15 or 2:00 show. It's for the 12 noon show.

3) If it inconviences you, tough ****

[Jplaya2023]

Dude. You're the *******.

1) The movie theatres have rules about putting feet on the seat in front of you. They forbid it.

2) When I buy a ticket for the 12 noon show, it's not a ticket for the 12:30, 1:15 or 2:00 show. It's for the 12 noon show.

3) If it inconviences you, tough ****


out here their are no such rules.

You can wait 15-20 mins to wait for the next movie, especially when you're late and put my movie watching in jepordy

[Addendum]

F*** you dude. You're just another paying customer.

[kingman]

If you really want to have those seats for your feet and refreshments then I will suggest something... you can pay for them, the cinema will only sell as much tickets as they can before all the seats are full, so you can pay for them and you wont have any trouble at all... you can tell the people that you paid for the seats and have the tickets to prove it

[AhabTheArab]

i gotta say ive never been stressed out when picking a seat. ill take what i can get if its sold out, but i have not gone to a sold out movie in a long, long time.

[Darthphere]

Most of those rules are ridiculous. Mostly because they assume that the person in question is late for the showing.

[Addendum]

But the movie theater isn't like a sporting event, where your tickets have the section number, row number, and seat number.

The movie ticket just says the movie you're seeing, the showtime, and the price of admission.

So saying that you paid for that empty seat you just happen to rest your feet on is simply talking out of your ass

[odiin]

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

You pay for one ticket, you get one seat. You have no right to force another paying customer to waste his money and go buy another ticket for another show just you you can have a place to rest your feet. You're not teh king of the freaking world. How would you like it if I layed down on the seats in a packed theater taking up 4 chairs and then told you that you would have to go back and buy another ticket for another show time because I was here first and want to get comfortable? Oh yeah, and if you have to sit behind someone then freaking sit behind them! If you pay for a ticket, then you get a seat, and you can sit anywhere the hell you want unless it's already taken by someone else (and even then it only counts if it's their butt taking up the seat, not their freaking legs!)

[Mee]

I hate people sitting next me in the movies, cause they have those shared armrests...


What do you do? Be polite and let the old lady have it? Or punch her in the face and claim it for yourself?

Life is hard. :(

[CyberFaust]

no need to be combative. Wait and go to a different show and get your choice seat
holly **** man, you have some nerve.
i agree with you except the feet thing, regarding taht i think jag should just go and lopp them off :cmad:
or i can do it.
because if i want the goddamn seat (and there are no other seats left) tehn your feet more or i will jump on them and break them, i did that once, he barely got them out of the way in time :cmad:

[terry78]

I also suspect that most people that claim they're saving a seat for someone are just saying it obviously. Hell, I've done it to keep that one buffer seat for myself. :o

[Jplaya2023]

I also suspect that most people that claim they're saving a seat for someone are just saying it obviously. Hell, I've done it to keep that one buffer seat for myself. :o


exactly heads just aint hip to the game

[Kritish]

At Live Free or Die Hard there was this middle aged fat woman that sat next to me who flinched everytime something violent happened. Needless to say she spent a lot of time flinching, and when she flinched she rocked the whole row...at the end of the film I wanted to kill her.

[jaguarr]

At Live Free or Die Hard there was this middle aged fat woman that sat next to me who flinched everytime something violent happened. Needless to say she spent a lot of time flinching, and when she flinched she rocked the whole row...at the end of the film I wanted to kill her.

There was a rather large girl who sat one seat over from me (with no one between us) when I saw Transformers. Everytime she thought something was funny, she'd let out this shrill cackle and turn and LOOK at me while she was laughing. WTF? :huh: The problem was that she thought EVERYTHING in that movie was funny. Ugh. I tuned her out and enjoyed the movie anyway.

jag

[Kritish]

There was a rather large girl who sat one seat over from me (with no one between us) when I saw Transformers. Everytime she thought something was funny, she'd let out this shrill cackle and turn and LOOK at me while she was laughing. WTF? :huh: The problem was that she thought EVERYTHING in that movie was funny. Ugh. I tuned her out and enjoyed the movie anyway.

jag

Yesterday when I saw Transformers there were these kids that kept chattering through the entire film. :cmad:

[Jplaya2023]

There was a rather large girl who sat one seat over from me (with no one between us) when I saw Transformers. Everytime she thought something was funny, she'd let out this shrill cackle and turn and LOOK at me while she was laughing. WTF? :huh: The problem was that she thought EVERYTHING in that movie was funny. Ugh. I tuned her out and enjoyed the movie anyway.

jag

so u see where i'm coming from

[terry78]

The person with the annoying laugh is the worst. And it's always loud and grating, and they laugh at every single thing in the film...and always goes on for like 10 seconds after the comedic moment. Do you even know how you sound?

[The Apatow Crew]

When i saw Transformers on Friday and the loud actio nstarted to happen a baby cried and the parent did nothing but let the baby cry.

I felt like getting up and yelling take that goddamn baby!

[Kritish]

When i saw Transformers on Friday and the loud actio nstarted to happen a baby cried and the parent did nothing but let the baby cry.

I felt like getting up and yelling take that goddamn baby!

I hate it when people take babies to theaters, hire a damn sitter.

[jaguarr]

so u see where i'm coming from

Not really. :)

jag

[terry78]

If you can afford 9 bucks a ticket you can afford to let some brat watch your kid for two hours. I know you and the partner get out and go to romantic dinners and what not and don't take the kid so why is this any different?

[The Apatow Crew]

If you can afford 9 bucks a ticket you can afford to let some brat watch your kid for two hours. I know you and the partner get out and go to romantic dinners and what not and don't take the kid so why is this any different?

I hate it when people take babies to theaters, hire a damn sitter.Yeah i know that really pisses me off.

Or when people sneak in big bags of chips and the bag makes so much noise. I remember last year someone brought fried chicken to the movies it was wrapped up in foil.

[jaguarr]

People are annoying. Period. If you go out into public for any reason, you're going to be subject to their being irritating and inconsiderate. It just goes with the territory. For films, we only go out to see the big event movies or films that we just can't wait until they are released on DVD. The rest of the time, we rent and watch in the comfort of our own home on our big screen with surround sound. :up:

jag

[Manic]

Hold up. Hold up. There's a few things here I disagreee with...


1. People filling into an empty movie theatre must sit on the end seats and fill from outside in. (For example:: if u see someone sitting on one end, you must sit on the other end on the other side of the aisle.)
How wide is your theatre? 5 seats wide? You get the best experience from sitting in the middle of a row (that surround sound balances out). If I'm walking into an empty theatre, I'm finding a middle seat. That guy on the end seat won't notice me 4-6 seats away.

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.
Why would I need to ask for permission? There are no other seats in my row. The guy in front of me won't even notice I'm behind him.

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.
The main argument of this entire thread.
You paid for one seat. Your ass is in that seat. I'm not going to delay my movie experience by 30-150 minutes just so you can rest your feet on the back of the only chair left in the theatre. I don't know how it is where you live, but around here, we use something called "common courtesy." When someone is trying to sit in the chair your feet are resting on, you remove your feet for their convenience.

[Jplaya2023]

Hold up. Hold up. There's a few things here I disagreee with...



How wide is your theatre? 5 seats wide? You get the best experience from sitting in the middle of a row (that surround sound balances out). If I'm walking into an empty theatre, I'm finding a middle seat. That guy on the end seat won't notice me 4-6 seats away.

Yeah the 2-3 seat buffer rule between people in a row applies here


Why would I need to ask for permission? There are no other seats in my row. The guy in front of me won't even notice I'm behind him.


Oh trust you'll notice. Feels like heat on your back when someone sits in back of you, Its uncomftable

The main argument of this entire thread.
You paid for one seat. Your ass is in that seat. I'm not going to delay my movie experience by 30-150 minutes just so you can rest your feet on the back of the only chair left in the theatre. I don't know how it is where you live, but around here, we use something called "common courtesy." When someone is trying to sit in the chair your feet are resting on, you remove your feet for their convenience.

What about my convenience? Why do I need to be uncomftable because your azz wanna be 20 minutes late for a movie and i'm already comftable?

[CyberFaust]

because you paid for your ticket and i paid for mine and you can go **** yourself :up:

[Jplaya2023]

because you paid for your ticket and i paid for mine and you can go **** yourself :up:


or you could be on time and not have to worry about it. eh

[CyberFaust]

i was only late one time in my life for a movie, but rest asured, i don't give a hoot about your convenienve your confort or your legs. so i will have that seat if it's the only one lefy because i paid for it, not you

seriously, if you really want leg room like that buy 2 tickets

[odiin]

You'd be plenty comfortable sitting in your freaking sit not propping your legs up.
If I have my ticket then I can arrive at the movie whenever I damn well please so long as it's within the time frame of the movie. I have that right. I do not, however, have the right to stick up my feet on the seat in front of me resulting in another patron not having a seat to sit in.

Wow. It's honestly the easiest of concepts to grasp. One ticket, one seat.

[CyberFaust]

you would think so...

[Symbiotic]

I saw Transformers Friday night, and there was a kid behind me probably no older than 7. Throughout the whole movie, he kept saying "how do they do this, how do they do that, who's this, who's that," and the worst one, "what just happened?" Each of these questions, he asked multiple times all the way through. The mom did nothing but answer the damn questions everytime. The theater was packed. I couldn't switch seats.

[Jplaya2023]

People are not thinking on this site.

There is a reason someone gets to the movies and seat before it starts.

Its called choice and comfort. Do not make us pay your ineptness and inability to be on time. I will not sacrafice my comfort for some stinky azz straggler coming in midpoint of the movie munching on popcorn farting and being rude. Take your azzes someone else with that sheeit.

People need to use common sense and be human for once. You wouldnt like someone messing up your comfort and peace. So why mess with mine?

[Manic]

What about my convenience? Why do I need to be uncomftable because your azz wanna be 20 minutes late for a movie and i'm already comftable?
Who says I have to be late to walk into a crowded theatre? I saw the second X-Men movie on opening day during matinee, got there before the trailers had even started, and there were barely any seats left. Sometimes theatres get crowded early for the big movies. Now it's my fault I got there 5 minutes early instead of 15?

Maybe my theatre just has really good seats, but I never notice anyone sitting behind me. There's also enough space between rows for me to have enough leg room without having to prop my feet on anything.

[ShadowBoxing]

no sir, your obligation is to either find another seat or sit in another show.

just because i got my seat(s) early does not mean yo have the right to ruin my comfort.
No, seats are for sitting, they aren't foot rests. You want a damn foot rest go home and rent a DVD and lay down on you're own damn sofa. And if you don't move your feet, I'll move them for you and trust me I move them very hard and painful like.

[CyberFaust]

People are not thinking on this site.

There is a reason someone gets to the movies and seat before it starts.

Its called choice and comfort. Do not make us pay your ineptness and inability to be on time. I will not sacrafice my comfort for some stinky azz straggler coming in midpoint of the movie munching on popcorn farting and being rude. Take your azzes someone else with that sheeit.

People need to use common sense and be human for once. You wouldnt like someone messing up your comfort and peace. So why mess with mine?
those made my day :woot:


now, do not avoid the question. how many seats do you pay for and how many seats do you want for taht money?
and give reasons.

[ShadowBoxing]

People are not thinking on this site.

There is a reason someone gets to the movies and seat before it starts.

Its called choice and comfort. Do not make us pay your ineptness and inability to be on time. I will not sacrafice my comfort for some stinky azz straggler coming in midpoint of the movie munching on popcorn farting and being rude. Take your azzes someone else with that sheeit.

Just because you get their early doesn't mean your feet gets an extra seat. You want an extra seat, refund me my ticket price and I'll let you take your foot rest. Those tickets say "admit one" meaning one seat. You don't like it, don't go to the theatre.

[odiin]

People are not thinking on this site.

There is a reason someone gets to the movies and seat before it starts.

Its called choice and comfort. Do not make us pay your ineptness and inability to be on time. I will not sacrafice my comfort for some stinky azz straggler coming in midpoint of the movie munching on popcorn farting and being rude. Take your azzes someone else with that sheeit.

People need to use common sense and be human for once. You wouldnt like someone messing up your comfort and peace. So why mess with mine?

You're not the king of the world, everybody else is perfectly fine sitting in the ONE seat that they paid for. You don't have the right to take up more than that one seat you paid for if it means someone else has to go without a seat. That IS common sense, and i know this because it's something everyone else in here but you has in common.

One ticket, one seat.

ONE TICKET, ONE SEAT.

[Jplaya2023]

those made my day :woot:


now, do not avoid the question. how many seats do you pay for and how many seats do you want for taht money?
and give reasons.


here is the canon

I pay for a ticket to the movies. No where on the ticket does it say I only must take up one seat. It says "admit 1" meaning only 1 person can get in with this ticket.

Now, when I get to the theatre first and early. It is within my obligation and natural rights to make myself comftable to enjoy ultimate movie experience. Now usually I rest my feet on the arm rest in front of me and take us the next 2 seats to my left because i'm always on the end of each aisle going right.

Now your job is to make sure you arrive in a manner in which you're comftable to watch the movie.

Now being late you usually get ****ty seats or no seats. There's no one to blame but yourself, but dont go taking my joy because you want to be late. I dont play that.

[CyberFaust]

you are aware of course that if you end up in the same movie as some of the otehr posters including me, wou will, best case scenariu, go fetch your shoes from down by the screen, right? worst case is taht you won't get to move them in time and i jump on them and tell security i didn't see them, right?
for the good of other people i hope at least the first thing happens to you so you will learn about that decency you are talking about.

[Jplaya2023]

you are aware of course that if you end up in the same movie as some of the otehr posters including me, wou will, best case scenariu, go fetch your shoes from down by the screen, right? worst case is taht you won't get to move them in time and i jump on them and tell security i didn't see them, right?
for the good of other people i hope at least the first thing happens to you so you will learn about that decency you are talking about.

so you finding another seat away from me and my comfort is out of the querstion?

[CyberFaust]

you don't have that option no, the theatre i frequend has seat nombers and rows, and though this is generaly not a verry strict thing and they let you sin anywhere i have MY specific seat, nr 16 isle 11. right in the middle and generaly after long experinents i have found is the best seat and i get that seat, i don't care where you're setting, that's my seat.


and remember that the seats you are talking about are the last seats available, that's the scenariu we're discussing here. Even if they weren't that's someone else's place, not your legs's.

[thedeadite]

I'd like to see you pull this "it's my right to have my feet on the seat in front of me, if you try to sit there you're inconsiderate" bs at a theatre in Detroit....seriously.

[Sucram]

No, if im sitting there with my feet in the seat first you need to show common courtesy and find another seat. If u need to pee then go out the other way not the way in which i'm sitting.

At my job we HAVE to tell people to get their feet off the seat...

It makes me feel good to tell people aswell... :yay:

[ShadowBoxing]

here is the canon

I pay for a ticket to the movies. No where on the ticket does it say I only must take up one seat. It says "admit 1" meaning only 1 person can get in with this ticket.

You are aware of course, it's not only against the rules of movie theatre's but it's considered a fire hazard to allow customers to take up more than one seat.

[odiin]

You are aware of course, it's not only against the rules of movie theatre's but it's considered a fire hazard to allow customers to take up more than one seat.

Who CARES?? He got there early, it's his right to put his feet up on the seat, if a fire wants to engulf the theater it's going to have to wait for another show because it's his right to be comfortable!

[Symbiotic]

Who CARES?? He got there early, it's his right to put his feet up on the seat, if a fire wants to engulf the theater it's going to have to wait for another show because it's his right to be comfortable! Funniest post I've read all day.:up:

[ShadowBoxing]

Who CARES?? He got there early, it's his right to put his feet up on the seat, if a fire wants to engulf the theater it's going to have to wait for another show because it's his right to be comfortable!
Don't catch feelings.

[Manic]

I wonder if Jplaya would put up with this crap if he walked into a crowded theatre. Earliness by damned, let's say that theatre was crowded before the trailers started. He paid for his ticket, but he has to go home and wait for the next show because the only 5 remaining seats have feet resting on them.

[Jplaya2023]

Who CARES?? He got there early, it's his right to put his feet up on the seat, if a fire wants to engulf the theater it's going to have to wait for another show because it's his right to be comfortable!

exactly, the early bird catches the worm. Which in this case is worms

[Jplaya2023]

I wonder if Jplaya would put up with this crap if he walked into a crowded theatre. Earliness by damned, let's say that theatre was crowded before the trailers started. He paid for his ticket, but he has to go home and wait for the next show because the only 5 remaining seats have feet resting on them.


its part of the game, i simply wait to see another show or catch another movie and watch that one later.

[Manic]

So you wouldn't even ask someone to move their feet?

[Spider-Fan]

I hate people at theaters (unless I am with them). They are annoying, and either are whiny kids or talkative jerks!

[odiin]

God this thread is so LOLworthy. I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time.

[ShadowBoxing]

its part of the game, i simply wait to see another show or catch another movie and watch that one later.
You won't be able to get your money back.

[Symbiotic]

God this thread is so LOLworthy. I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG time. Same here.

[Jplaya2023]

So you wouldn't even ask someone to move their feet?


nope i dont want no one ruining my movie experience so why should i ruin theirs

[Manic]

I wasn't aware having one's feet elevated was such an important part of the movie experience.

[odiin]

nope i dont want no one ruining my movie experience so why should i ruin theirs

you ruin their's the minute you make them go back and pay for another show simply so you can put your feet up on a seat that you have no claim to.

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

When I went to see The Goblet of Fire, this rather jolly fellow sat next to me. His fat spilled over the armrest of my chair. :cmad:

[tzarinna]

I think the theaters should be bigger and that the seats should be spaced out more. They may need to give out headphones because I am so sick of hearing the children and the inconsiderate ****s throughout the movie. :cmad:

[odiin]

When I went to see The Goblet of Fire, this rather jolly fellow sat next to me. His fat spilled over the armrest of my chair. :cmad:

Dude, that was Santa Claus! :wow:

You better not have been an asshat to him or hill stick a bunch of coal up your butt this christmas.

[Jplaya2023]

You won't be able to get your money back.

i can always see the movie later that day

[ShadowBoxing]

i can always see the movie later that day
It will cost you another 8 to 10 dollars.

[odiin]

It will cost you another 8 to 10 dollars.

How hilarious would it be is he goes back, pays another $9 and then the only free seat is yet again taken by so A-hole's feet? :woot:

[Jplaya2023]

It will cost you another 8 to 10 dollars.


lmao obviously not

[The Apatow Crew]

If you go to a movie and pay and go in and see there's no feet room and leave and pay again you are one dumb motherfucca.

[Jplaya2023]

If you go to a movie and pay and go in and see there's no feet room and leave and pay again you are one dumb motherfucca.

lol sure man. you're right i was wrong

[The Apatow Crew]

lol sure man. you're right i was wrongBut hey if you wanna do so go right ahead its your own money.

I suggest going to the first showing in the morning at like 10 am or so. No one should be there really cept a few people you have a whole theater to lay down and take a nap in.

[nosebleed.]

You shouldn't take naps in theaters. You never know who's going to try and sit in your lap.

[The Apatow Crew]

You shouldn't take naps in theaters. You never know who's going to try and sit in your lap.Why has that ahppen to you before?

[nosebleed.]

i won't say...

[ShadowBoxing]

lmao obviously not
After you enter the Cineplex and get your ticket stub that's it. Theatres don't offer refunds for movies you chose not to go into.

[nosebleed.]

btw...those are the most ridiculous rules I've ever read.

[The Apatow Crew]

After you enter the Cineplex and get your ticket stub that's it. Theatres don't offer refunds for movies you chose not to go into. ithought it was if you sit through the first 20 minutes you don't get your money back.

[Warhammer]

Haha, this is almost as good as the "People Who Take Dumps appreciation" thread from a while back.

[ShadowBoxing]

ithought it was if you sit through the first 20 minutes you don't get your money back.
Depends on where you go I suppose. My place doesn't offer refunds though.

[Badger]

Yeah, neither does mine. The people at AMC are like little Nazi's.

[Manic]

I have no idea if my theatre offers refunds. I should've checked when I saw Boogeyman.

[Kritish]

I have no idea if my theatre offers refunds. I should've checked when I saw Boogeyman.

I doubt they do.

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah, neither does mine. The people at AMC are like little Nazi's.
I tried getting mine after five minutes of waterboy...ended up having to sit through the whole thing:csad:

[thedeadite]

The only time I got money back from a theatre was when the speaker system was on the fritz. Blown speakers or something, but the audio was barely audible and when everyone kept yelling to turn it up, and they did, all you got was horrible static and crunching. It took a little complaining but eventually we all got refunded.

[terry78]

The only way you deserve a refund is if the sound or screen is messed up, someone is acting stupid and the ushers don't handle it, and that's about it. I actually heard of people saying they tried to get their money back because the movie sucked. :dry: It never worked.

[Jplaya2023]

Haha, this is almost as good as the "People Who Take Dumps appreciation" thread from a while back.


That was not an appreciation thread

[nosebleed.]

I remember seeing Mummy Returns and the sound was soo loud I thought my ears were going to bleed. We got a refund for that even though they corrected it 1/3 into the film.

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I brought a few of my friends to the transformers movie, and they are both really loud talkers. They won't shut the **** up during the movie. You can hear every blasted word they say. I had seen the movie before, but I was about ready to pimp slap them both! :cmad:

[Warhammer]

That was not an appreciation thread

My bad, un-appreciation thread.

[Dodger]

I tried getting mine after five minutes of waterboy...ended up having to sit through the whole thing:csad:

What dude? What theater is this? That's messed up. I used to refund people for anything as long it was under the 30-minute mark. That's movie time not counting the trailer.

[Dodger]

I think the theaters should be bigger and that the seats should be spaced out more. They may need to give out headphones because I am so sick of hearing the children and the inconsiderate ****s throughout the movie. :cmad:

I don't know if they still do this, but I use to hand out headphones for the hearing disabled. Ours worked on channel frequency, tune into to the appropriate channel and you have noise-less movie watching. I tried them once for funsies....they work OK. Did feel weird using them them cause I'm not disabled.

[tzarinna]

I don't know if they still do this, but I use to hand out headphones for the hearing disabled. Ours worked on channel frequency, tune into to the appropriate channel and you have noise-less movie watching. I tried them once for funsies....they work OK. Did feel weird using them them cause I'm not disabled.

Cool, I've been thinking about doing that.

[terry78]

Headphones would work very well. But I confess I do like to hear the audience comments when something funny or awe inspiring happens.

[jaguarr]

I SOOOOOOOO want to go have a big Mexican food dinner and then sit in front of Playa at a movie.

jag

[terry78]

Sorry mate, but if i'm paying 6 quid for a ticket, i'm sitting whereever I want!

Like a true monkey would, correct? :o

[Carcharodon]

Yuhuh, that makes sense. So i've to adhere to stupid rules like number 6? The chair infront isn't for resting your feet on, never has been, and never will. I'll sit where I want because i've paid money to enter the theatre and sit where I want. Simple as that.He was jokingly referring to your avatar. Jesus, lighten up.

[jaguarr]

You know what this thread needs...is some Greg Kinnear....

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/richard_deitsch/08/25/media.circus/p1_kinnear.jpg

jag

[Fran]

I went to see TF last Thursday, about 15 people in the theater. Day show, 1-ish.

I sit in the middle, one of the upper rows usually, so I can stretch my legs across the seats in-front of me.

Two couples, one front, one back, sit in that same area! WTF! So, I moved to the top row, free to stretch. :yay:

[Badger]

Yeah, the nerve of them to sit in a good area. :o

Middle and Upper is always the first to fill.

Hell I've had people sit right next to me before, for that reason. In a mostly empty theater.

[Sloth7d]

Heres a rule.
If I'm there making out with my girl, STOP FRIGGIN STARIN! SERIOUSLY! WATCH THE MOVIE AND MIND YOUR BUISNESS!!!!:cmad:

[Badger]

Or don't make out in a theater, watch the damn movie.

Or I'll throw popcorn at you. :cmad:

[CyberFaust]

Or don't make out in a theater, watch the damn movie.

Or I'll throw popcorn at you. :cmad:
:up:

[Apollo]

during fantastic four, my 6 year old brother had to go to the bathroom 4 times..... my god he pees a lot! and it seems he only does it at the movies though...

[tzarinna]

Headphones would work very well. But I confess I do like to hear the audience comments when something funny or awe inspiring happens.

Sometimes I do too, but there have been too many times where people have brought children into the movie that shouldn't be there (Saw 3) or folks are just messing up my concentration (Zodiac; guy takes a call on his cell).
So I'd like to have them just in case, I'll look super crazy but I'll be happy.....kind of. :dry:

[jaguarr]

Heres a rule.
If I'm there making out with my girl, STOP FRIGGIN STARIN! SERIOUSLY! WATCH THE MOVIE AND MIND YOUR BUISNESS!!!!:cmad:

I suppose you're REALLY not gonna be happy about the camera, then, are you?

jag

[Sloth7d]

Or don't make out in a theater, watch the damn movie.

Or I'll throw popcorn at you. :cmad:

Dude, I'm not disturbing you. You throw pocorn and I'll smack the whole bag out your hand.

[Fran]

Then he'll pour his tea on you. :o

[Badger]

Then I'll beat them with the straw. :cmad:

[Badger]

Dude, I'm not disturbing you. You throw pocorn and I'll smack the whole bag out your hand.

Well then I quess it's good that the second to the last thing you did, was make out with your sister. :o

[Fran]

I hate when people bring their little kids to non-little kid movies, like Transformers.

Shut up, little bastards :cmad:

[Sloth7d]

Then he'll pour his tea on you. :o

Well, thats just grounds for a fight, no matter how you look at it.

[Symbiotic]

I hate when people bring their little kids to non-little kid movies, like Transformers.

Shut up, little bastards :cmad: Yes! Read 1 or 2 pages back and you'll see why I completely agree with this post. Well said.

[jaguarr]

Well then I quess it's good that the second to the last thing you did, was make out with your sister. :o

LOL! Ouch. :D

jag

[Fran]

Phil gets awarded 2 fran points.

[Badger]

Yea, all a need is like 4 more and I can get my prize. :woot:

[Fran]

You don't wanna know what it is :o:csad::dry:

[jaguarr]

The moodring I won with my Fran Points was crappy. It turned my finger green and wouldn't change colors. It was always orange. WTF? :huh:

jag

[tzarinna]

I hate when people bring their little kids to non-little kid movies, like Transformers.

Shut up, little bastards :cmad:

I know what the **** is up with that ****. I felt like putting a bullet through this one little girls head, when I should've been placing the anger on her family. They just let her walk all around. :cmad: :csad:
I'm pure evil, aren't I? :huh: :dry:

[Fran]

There were some defects. That's changed dramatically.

The finger still turns green, but I've been assured it's normal :up:

[Badger]

You don't wanna know what it is :o:csad::dry:

probably right.:o

The moodring I won with my Fran Points was crappy. It turned my finger green and wouldn't change colors. It was always orange. WTF? :huh:

jag


That's cause fran's a cheap-ass and has all his stuff produced by children in the Sudan. :cmad: :csad:

[Fran]

probably right.:o




That's cause fran's a cheap-ass and has all his stuff produced by childern in the Sudan. :cmad: :csad:

That's what you get with typing with one hand on the keyboard and the other on your penis. :csad:

[Badger]

There were some defects. That's changed dramatically.

The finger still turns green, but I've been assured it's normal :up:

What happens if I want to put it somewhere other than my finger?

Which reminds me, what's the girth limit on these things?


Too Much?

[jaguarr]

I knew I should have gotten the scented candle in the holiday wreath instead. :(

jag

[Badger]

That's what you get with typing with one hand on the keyboard and the other on your penis. :csad:

Way to make fun of the cripled kid, I only have one hand. :csad:

:cmad: notreally.

[Fran]

Way to make fun of the cripled kid, I only have one hand. :csad:

:cmad: notreally.

I'm sorry. :csad:

:HUGSIES:

[odiin]

I hate when people bring their little kids to non-little kid movies, like Transformers.

Shut up, little bastards :cmad:

Yes, a film adaption of an 80s cartoon for little kids is totally not a movie that you would bring little kids to.

[Badger]

I'm sorry.



:HUGSIES:

man-:heart:

[Carcharodon]

Yes, a film adaption of an 80s cartoon for little kids is totally not a movie that you would bring little kids to.http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF077AD-Disassemble.jpg

[odiin]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF077AD-Disassemble.jpg

Um.... so they spilled kool-aid on him. Big whoop, just clean it off.

[tzarinna]

Yes, a film adaption of an 80s cartoon for little kids is totally not a movie that you would bring little kids to.

I think there should be a separate theater for people that have kids.
They have mommy and me theater times. Why must I suffer those noisy little brats?

[WalterKovacs]

I honestly almost whipped out a knife when some baby kept wailing during TMNT. Im a person who loves babies and didnt like tmnt. this baby was annoying.

[Jplaya2023]

I honestly almost whipped out a knife when some baby kept wailing during TMNT. Im a person who loves babies and didnt like tmnt. this baby was annoying.


exactly this is one of the best threads this year

[Lazlo Panaflex]

I try going to movies on weekday mornings when I know bratty kids will be in school, there are exceptions of course when it's a big blockbuster that everyone will want to see.

[CBG]

5. You must leave atleast 2 or 3 empty seats between people whom you dont know or did not go to the show with. These empty seats serve as feet rest, lounging, food and drinks etc..

1 seat is meant to seat exactly 1 person. The theatre is not your bedroom -- other people paid to watch the movie as well, just like you.

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

This is utterly ridiculous and most selfish. A seat is not a place for you to rest your feet upon. Other people are watching the movie to, not just you.

If all the seats are taken up except that sole one your feet is resting upon, and there's a person that requires a seat to sit in, said person should take the vacant seat.

See another later show? The person PAID to see that show AT THAT TIME. He/she SHOULD take the vacant seat at that time.

If a person intends to sit at the seat you most selfishly procured for yourself, and you deny them, he/she should complain to the people who run the place. Lord knows I would. I imagine that others would forcefully remove your feet from his/her intended seat, and rightfully so, arguably.

7. People who sit in the middle are not allowed to go to the RR or get food. Just because you need to eat or piss does not mean i need to be accommodating your big azz getting in and out of the aisle.

Biological needs > you, plain and simple. Complain all you want, but if the situation was the reverse, and it was you who really needed to go to the bathroom, should everyone in the audience deny you and force you to release right then and there?

If everyone followed these basic rules, movie watching would be much better.

But your guidelines as quoted above, especially the former, are plain selfish and unconsiderate to others.

[Sam Fisher]

I hate when people bring their little kids to non-little kid movies, like Transformers.

Shut up, little bastards :cmad:Yeah, that happened to me with Spider-man 3.



Then there's the annoying teenage girls sitting behind you talking and hittting the seat{aka Van Helsing}:o

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I remember a while ago, I sat in front of somebody who wouldn't stop rapidly wiggling his foot against my seat. :dry:

[Jplaya2023]

I remember a while ago, I sat in front of somebody who wouldn't stop rapidly wiggling his foot against my seat. :dry:

you were not suppose to be there. You had no right to compromise their comfort.

[JP]

Dear God it's a Jplaya thread.

[CBG]

you were not suppose to be there. You had no right to compromise their comfort.

Comfort is a pathetic, selfish reason, not even a justification for doing that at all. The person that sat behind should have been more considerate.

[tzarinna]

They put in bigger, comfortable seats at the theater in Union Station (just got back) very nice. I think there was only one other person in the theater with me to see Transformers at a 12:30 p/m/ showing.

[Whirlysplat]

I had some teen age girls sit next to me on the other side to my partner when she and I watched Die Hard recently. She thought I got a little excited because of her! Actually I had a really good look at one of the girls, a pretty brunettes cleavage. :) Swing!!!

[Jplaya2023]

Comfort is a pathetic, selfish reason, not even a justification for doing that at all. The person that sat behind should have been more considerate.


how about the person being 20 minutes late be considerate of my comfort and satasfaction?

[Manic]

You say that like theatres only fill up after the movie's already started.

[Jplaya2023]

You say that like theatres only fill up after the movie's already started.


first come first served with comfort. Meaning if i'm early i get my pick of the litter in seat(s) depending on my needs

[Darthphere]

Jplaya how often do you get your ass kicked at the movie theater?

[CBG]

how about the person being 20 minutes late be considerate of my comfort and satasfaction?

If they make excessive noise and disturbance and provide deliberate difficulties for the sole purpose of the expense of everyone else, then they should be reprimanded.

Otherwise, let them sit. And continue to watch the movie.

In other words, if they're deliberately causing a ruckus enroute to their seat for the purpose of pissing off others who watch the movie, they should be kicked out.

If the guy is just going to find a seat to sit down and watch.

[CBG]

first come first served with comfort. Meaning if i'm early i get my pick of the litter in seat(s) depending on my needs

What are you, a parasite?

[Swordmaster]

Jplaya how often do you get your ass kicked at the movie theater?
"How often does JPlaya get his ass kicked in general?" is the better question.

[CBG]

I doubt that in such a situation, Jplaya2023 would follow his own rules.

A kick-ass, must-see movie he definitely wants to see, theatre packed save one seat, which is occupied by someone's feet.

What then?

[Jplaya2023]

you guys dont understand basic movie watching protocols the unwritten rules you follow are more important than the written one's

[ShadowBoxing]

Jplaya how often do you get your ass kicked at the movie theater?
What, Jplaya doesn't get his ass kicked. He be sonnin' mad bietches cause he da crakk fo real. You mad.

[Darthphere]

What, Jplaya doesn't get his ass kicked. He be sonnin' mad bietches cause he da crakk fo real. You mad.

Nikka got sonned.:csad:

[Jplaya2023]

I doubt that in such a situation, Jplaya2023 would follow his own rules.

A kick-ass, must-see movie he definitely wants to see, theatre packed save one seat, which is occupied by someone's feet.

What then?


i go to another showing or stand and watch the movie. I dont interrupt someone else's comfort because i'm late

[CBG]

you guys dont understand basic movie watching protocols the unwritten rules you follow are more important than the written one's

If they were really that important, they'd be written.

i go to another showing or stand and watch the movie. I dont interrupt someone else's comfort because i'm late

Then good for you.

But you should really take that lone, spare seat.

[Carcharodon]

i go to another showing or stand and watch the movie. I dont interrupt someone else's comfort because i'm lateSo not only are you whiny, you're a whiny p*ssy. Gotcha. :up:

[Jplaya2023]

we got a lot of habitual line steppaz azz cats on this site

[CyberFaust]

So not only are you whiny, you're a whiny p*ssy. Gotcha. :up:
no, ne just can't talk to people. Because then the pixies come out of his mouth :csad:

[Strange]

I really hate annoying people at the movies but when I was younger I loved to go with my friends to a crowded movie theatre and bust some stink bombs.

[Darthphere]

This is really one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read in my hype career.

[Shuley]

I wish movie theaters were in HD...I usually try and make it to the first morning show simply because If I go at 7pm show like everyone else,I have to pay more to listen to people talk,get up to get more popcorn to munch in my ear,listen to someone tilt a cardboard box of candy back and forth so they can eat one at a time,rattle the ice in their soda ect...Least at a morning show,I can pay less and get peace and quiet at the same time.

[Grievous]

Yeah....if you try to stop me from going to the bathroom during a movie (and trust me, I'm only going because it's a damn emergency because I don't want to miss any of the movie), I'm going to give your popcorn an extra dousing of salt. And keep your goddamned feet off the back of my chair. Period. That means don't touch it with your feet. At all. If you insist on propping your feet against the back of my chair, I will ask nicely for you to stop exactly one time. After that, your shoes will be stripped from your feet and thrown down by the movie screen (yes, I have done this to a couple of jackasses who thought they were being funny by kicking the back of my chair when I politely asked them to stop). Also, STFU. You have nothing of interest to say. Ever. But, ESPECIALLY when you are in a movie theater. And turn off your cell phone, too. Nobody you know has anything interesting to say, either, so they can wait to tell you whatever inane piece of information it was they wanted to until you get out of the theater.

jag
my theater shows right on the screen don't put your feet on the chairs, and when I went to see Transformers I saw some person with there feet on a chair, even after the screen showed the please don't put your feet on the chairs part, so that person did not care at all.

[Jplaya2023]

my theater shows right on the screen don't put your feet on the chairs, and when I went to see Transformers I saw some person with there feet on a chair, even after the screen showed the please don't put your feet on the chairs part, so that person did not care at all.

individual comfort>>>stupid rules no one follows anyway

[Addendum]

This is really one of the most ridiculous things I've ever read in my hype career.

Well, this thread was created by some 14 year old kid that's enamored with the persona of a gangsta.

Though it's a momma's boy gangsta

[Jplaya2023]

Well, this thread was created by some 14 year old kid that's enamored with the persona of a gangsta.

Though it's a momma's boy gangsta


you have no idea what you're posting about.

just stop your act is corny is old

[Addendum]

Your act is corny too.

Have fun getting your ass kicked by someone that finds your "rules" to be internet jokes

[terry78]

Though I do have a gripe...how come everytime I go to the movies, a morbidly obese person that has issues breathing and always carrying a booster seat full of snacks always manages to sit next to me somehow? It's uncanny.

[Addendum]

Though I do have a gripe...how come everytime I go to the movies, a morbidly obese person that has issues breathing and always carrying a booster seat full of snacks always manages to sit next to me somehow? It's uncanny.

It's Jplaya.:woot:

[CBG]

individual comfort>>>stupid rules no one follows anyway

Rules > "your utterly selfish comfort at the expense of others"

you have no idea what you're posting about.

just stop your act is corny is old

You're hardly one to talk.

[Jplaya2023]

Rules > "your utterly selfish comfort at the expense of others"



You're hardly one to talk.

sorry if u like to be scrunched in the theatre not being able to stretch, relax and enjoy the movie.

99&% of hypesters side with me

[CBG]

sorry if u like to be scrunched in the theatre not being able to stretch, relax and enjoy the movie.

Movie theatres are for PEOPLE. Not just itty, bitty you.

If you want to stretch, relax, and enjoy said movie according to yourself to the fullest, wait for the DVD release.

Your bedroom is not the movie theatre.

99&% of hypesters side with me

You don't see ALL of the SHH! regulars posting in this topic, however. Furthermore, not everyone agrees with your ridculous "feet on seat comfort".

[Jplaya2023]

Movie theatres are for PEOPLE. Not just itty, bitty you.

If you want to stretch, relax, and enjoy said movie according to yourself to the fullest, wait for the DVD release.

Your bedroom is not the movie theatre.



You don't see ALL of the SHH! regulars posting in this topic, however. Furthermore, not everyone agrees with your ridculous "feet on seat comfort".


most of the people in this thread are in the 1% who want to play devils advocate instread of siding with me and the canon. They do it for shock value and to be noticed on this site. It's quite pathetic to say the least

[CBG]

most of the people in this thread are in the 1% who want to play devils advocate instread of siding with me and the canon.

Wrong. Most posters here are reasonable and considerate, justly arguing against some of the ridiculous things you put down.

And once again, you're "canon" is nothing more than your own opinion.

They do it for shock value and to be noticed on this site. It's quite pathetic to say the least

You really have no right to call any others pathetic. You're hardly one to talk.

[Jplaya2023]

Wrong. Most posters here are reasonable and considerate, justly arguing against some of the ridiculous things you put down.

And once again, you're "canon" is nothing more than your own opinion.



You really have no right to call any others pathetic. You're hardly one to talk.


you dont know anyone on thisd site to make such a comment. I've been on this site thorugh thick and thin, mergers and acquisitions. New mods, new admins etc.... I have a fairly good understanding of the quality of people that post here. You dont

[CBG]

you dont know anyone on thisd site to make such a comment.

I know well enough to count numbers.

So far, I don't see 99% of 20,000+ members posting in this thread to give their opinion or agreement or disagreement.

I've been on this site thorugh thick and thin, mergers and acquisitions. New mods, new admins etc.... I have a fairly good understanding of the quality of people that post here. You dont

Unless 99% of the 20,000+ members here are as unreasonable, selfish, and arrogant as you, I doubt that the majority would agree with certain things that you posted.

The crying baby? I understand and sympathsize with that.

The feet on seat in front of you? Utterly ridiculous, selfish, and inconsiderate.

[Jplaya2023]

I know well enough to count numbers.

So far, I don't see 99% of 20,000+ members posting in this thread to give their opinion or agreement or disagreement.



Unless 99% of the 20,000+ members here are as unreasonable, selfish, and arrogant as you, I doubt that the majority would agree with certain things that you posted.

no the 99% are unbias, kind hearted, and geniunely good people to chat with and discuss the matters of canon.

the 1% are the outcast who troll, spam, flame and generally try to make te 99% notice them and their child like ways, actions and behaivors.

It's really disgusting

[vindrow]

I know well enough to count numbers.

So far, I don't see 99% of 20,000+ members posting in this thread to give their opinion or agreement or disagreement.



Unless 99% of the 20,000+ members here are as unreasonable, selfish, and arrogant as you, I doubt that the majority would agree with certain things that you posted.

The crying baby? I understand and sympathsize with that.

The feet on seat in front of you? Utterly ridiculous, selfish, and inconsiderate.


Dude, do yourself a favor and ignore him.

Trying to reason with jplaya is like trying ot reason with a brick wall...the only difference is the wall has more brains and common sense.

[taskmaster]

Jplaya is still around, amazing.

[Darthphere]

99&% of hypesters side with me

Nikka got sonned.:o

[Jplaya2023]

Dude, do yourself a favor and ignore him.

Trying to reason with jplaya is like trying ot reason with a brick wall...the only difference is the wall has more brains and common sense.


wow this is your 5th alias man. Just stop

[CBG]

no the 99% are unbias, kind hearted, and geniunely good people to chat with and discuss the matters of canon.

Whom severely disagree with several of the things you posted.

the 1% are the outcast who troll, spam, flame and generally try to make te 99% notice them and their child like ways, actions and behaivors.

Your posts are mostly trolling and spam with regards to certain topics.

It's really disgusting

For decent minded posters to tolerate, yes.

Dude, do yourself a favor and ignore him.

Trying to reason with jplaya is like trying ot reason with a brick wall...the only difference is the wall has more brains and common sense.

Truthfully, I'm not impressed but I'm not disheartened.

[Green Goblin 1964]

My theater is overall great! Just once this annoying kid kept on talking during the movie but then i pushed him down the stairs....didn't get up....

[CBG]

wow this is your 5th alias man. Just stop

And with this post here, you ironically demonstrate all the negative qualities that you listed for the aforementioned "1%".

[vindrow]

wow this is your 5th alias man. Just stop


And, just who exactly do you think i am?


sorry, this is my one and only screen name, but you keep believing in those conspiracys.


again, brick wall has more sense then him.

[Jplaya2023]

And with this post here, you ironically demonstrate all the negative qualities that you listed for the aforementioned "1%".


not my fault he has 5 alaises

[CBG]

not my fault he has 5 alaises

Any time more than one member justly disagrees with your biased opinions, you accuse them to be the same person utilizing dupe accounts.

So why don't you go on ahead and save yourself the time by accusing a good portion of the Internet population as the same person?

[vindrow]

not my fault he has 5 alaises



Still waiting for an answer....nevermind, I know you ignore those posts you dont have an answer too.

[ShadowBoxing]

no the 99% are unbias, kind hearted, and geniunely good people to chat with and discuss the matters of canon.
Canon? Canon is a term that deals with a comic books relevancy to it's mainstream universe, or lack thereof.:huh:

[Green Goblin 1964]

Canon? Canon is a term that deals with a comic books relevancy to it's mainstream universe, or lack thereof.:huh:LOL, that guy is crazy.....:woot:

[ShadowBoxing]

Nikka got sonned.:o
Don't you know Darthplaya, we all da nikka aliases of those trolls and mad bietches who don't know nuthin' bout matter of canon. We all just got sonned, like mad. Man, I feeled ashamed now:csad:

[Darthphere]

Don't you know Darthplaya, we all da nikka aliases of those trolls and mad bietches who don't know nuthin' bout matter of canon. We all just got sonned, like mad. Man, I feeled ashamed now:csad:

Your impression is so spot on it's scary.

[CBG]

Canon? Canon is a term that deals with a comic books relevancy to it's mainstream universe, or lack thereof.:huh:

Jplaya2023 has a very biased perspective and application considering the relative context of canon.

[ShadowBoxing]

Your impression is so spot on it's scary.
Maybe I'm one of the aliases :ninja:

[vindrow]

Maybe I'm one of the aliases :ninja:


Ahhh..you must be one of my 5 aliases...nice to meet ya.

[CyberFaust]

what is this canon of which he speaks?:huh:
http://images.tomshardware.com/2005/10/11/canon_5d_front.jpg

[CBG]

what is this canon of which he speaks?:huh:
http://images.tomshardware.com/2005/10/11/canon_5d_front.jpg

"Canon" is Jplaya2023's efforts to assert and promote his opinions as reality, regardless of how incorrect or disagreeable they are (the majority of them, anyways).

[Jplaya2023]

Don't you know Darthplaya, we all da nikka aliases of those trolls and mad bietches who don't know nuthin' bout matter of canon. We all just got sonned, like mad. Man, I feeled ashamed now:csad:

wack

[DV8]

man . . . I went to see Transformer's on opening day . . .

first off, I was trying to make the 9:30pm showing . . . I even called the theater ahead of time which confirmed there were 100 seats available

needless to say, they were sold out when I got there; I had to wait til the 10:15pm showing . . .

so I think I'm on easy street cuz all the people waiting for the Ultrascreen are waiting to get in on the top balcony (cus they're dumb****s)

I nonchalantly walk into the lower level, the ONLY one in the theater, I get the pick of the litter for ANY seat I want

Much to my dismay, out of ALL the other seats in the house, a 350lb. woman w/ her family sits directly next to me :(

on the other side, a man and his 2 12 year old daughters settles in . . . smacking popcorn in my ear, and hogging the armrest . . .

the other armrest is occupied by the pertruding lovehandles of said fat lady . . .

:(

and the movie itself, I was a bit disappointed . . .

[Jplaya2023]

man . . . I went to see Transformer's on opening day . . .

first off, I was trying to make the 9:30pm showing . . . I even called the theater ahead of time which confirmed there were 100 seats available

needless to say, they were sold out when I got there; I had to wait til the 10:15pm showing . . .

so I think I'm on easy street cuz all the people waiting for the Ultrascreen are waiting to get in on the top balcony (cus they're dumb****s)

I nonchalantly walk into the lower level, the ONLY one in the theater, I get the pick of the litter for ANY seat I want

Much to my dismay, out of ALL the other seats in the house, a 350lb. woman w/ her family sits directly next to me :(

on the other side, a man and his 2 12 year old daughters settles in . . . smacking popcorn in my ear, and hogging the armrest . . .

the other armrest is occupied by the pertruding lovehandles of said fat lady . . .

:(

and the movie itself, I was a bit disappointed . . .

alright a couple of points to address.

first, good job at arriving early and finding your pick of the litter in seating. Good job on that.

Secondly, the moment u see people walk in the door you need to immediately place 1 leg in the seat in front and the other leg on the seat next to you to mark your territory. This usually informs the on comers that you do not wished to be bothered and they need to find another seat.

Third, the moment you seen that lady and the man with the kids try to sit next to you, you should of immediately informed them these seats were taken by friends getting food. It lets them know not to sit there and find another seat or another show.

I'm terribly sorry and angered to ear about the atrocity which happened to you. If i was u i would of got my money back for conditions detrimental to my movie watching experiance. I dont play that sheeit

[ShadowBoxing]

I feel like this sketch features an accurate portrayal of JPlaya
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[CBG]

alright a couple of points to address.

first, good job at arriving early and finding your pick of the litter in seating. Good job on that.

Secondly, the moment u see people walk in the door you need to immediately place 1 leg in the seat in front and the other leg on the seat next to you to mark your territory. This usually informs the on comers that you do not wished to be bothered and they need to find another seat.

Third, the moment you seen that lady and the man with the kids try to sit next to you, you should of immediately informed them these seats were taken by friends getting food. It lets them know not to sit there and find another seat or another show.

I'm terribly sorry and angered to ear about the atrocity which happened to you. If i was u i would of got my money back for conditions detrimental to my movie watching experiance. I dont play that sheeit

If your movie experience is at the expense of others, they should go rightfully complain about you.

[Jplaya2023]

If your movie experience is at the expense of others, they should go rightfully complain about you.


no

my comfort and promptness>>>>their tardy and lateness expecting to be treated fairly

[Untilteld]

In Transformers last week there was a whole empty aisle and I sat at the end, and a man came and sat in the same aisle, passed 10 seats, and sat RIGHT NEXT TO ME and asked if it was fine if he sat there.

[jaguarr]

In Transformers last week there was a whole empty aisle and I sat at the end, and a man came and sat in the same aisle, passed 10 seats, and sat RIGHT NEXT TO ME and asked if it was fine if he sat there.


He was after your giblets, dude. :ninja:

jag

[Addendum]

no

my comfort and promptness>>>>their tardy and lateness expecting to be treated fairly

You don't own the theater. You're simply a paying customer with delusions of being an important person

[Untilteld]

He was after your giblets, dude. :ninja:

jag

He did ask if he could have some of my white chocolate balls.



:oldrazz:

[Spider-Fan]

In Transformers last week there was a whole empty aisle and I sat at the end, and a man came and sat in the same aisle, passed 10 seats, and sat RIGHT NEXT TO ME and asked if it was fine if he sat there.

He wanted you :D

[Untilteld]

He was fairly old too :|

[jaguarr]

He did ask if he could have some of my white chocolate balls.



:oldrazz:


You should have salted his popcorn for him, then. :dry:

jag

[Mike_D202]

Back when the "Batman Begins" official trailer was released in theatres, I was watching it gleafully. Then after the trailer ended, some 16 year old boy said "Batman should be shot." And the 3 girls he was with started laughing uncontrollibly. :o

damn kids.

[Jplaya2023]

Back when the "Batman Begins" official trailer was released in theatres, I was watching it gleafully. Then after the trailer ended, some 16 year old boy said "Batman should be shot." And the 3 girls he was with started laughing uncontrollibly. :o

damn kids.

smh @ those sperm shots having no appreciation for the G.O.A.T

[Untilteld]

You should have salted his popcorn for him, then. :dry:

jag

:dry:

[ShadowBoxing]

Oh no not this crap again...

[CBG]

no

my comfort and promptness>>>>their tardy and lateness expecting to be treated fairly

You're nothing more than a paying customer.

And no matter HOW early you get to the theatres, that doesn't justify you taking up two seats for your selfish comfort.

[sinewave]

Yeah....if you try to stop me from going to the bathroom during a movie (and trust me, I'm only going because it's a damn emergency because I don't want to miss any of the movie), I'm going to give your popcorn an extra dousing of salt. And keep your goddamned feet off the back of my chair. Period. That means don't touch it with your feet. At all. If you insist on propping your feet against the back of my chair, I will ask nicely for you to stop exactly one time. After that, your shoes will be stripped from your feet and thrown down by the movie screen (yes, I have done this to a couple of jackasses who thought they were being funny by kicking the back of my chair when I politely asked them to stop). Also, STFU. You have nothing of interest to say. Ever. But, ESPECIALLY when you are in a movie theater. And turn off your cell phone, too. Nobody you know has anything interesting to say, either, so they can wait to tell you whatever inane piece of information it was they wanted to until you get out of the theater.

jag

**** yes. i went to see knocked up a few weeks ago and had this annoying couple of women were not only repeating everything the actors said, but one of them had their shoes off with their stinky-ass feet resting on the seat directly to my right. she kept shifting her feet and pushing on it which shook my seat as well. i turned around a couple of times and gave her the stink-face, but she kept doing. i waited to the end of the movie and by then one of them was in the bathroom but as i walked out i made sure to thank her and tell her how awesome it was that she decided to talk thoughout the whole film and shake the seats... no reponse other than a blank stare.

[Darthphere]

**** yes. i went to see knocked up a few weeks ago and had this annoying couple of women were not only repeating everything the actors said, but one of them had their shoes off with their stinky-ass feet resting on the seat directly to my right. she kept shifting her feet and pushing on it which shook my seat as well. i turned around a couple of times and gave her the stink-face, but she kept doing. i waited to the end of the movie and by then one of them was in the bathroom but as i walked out i made sure to thank her and tell her how awesome it was that she decided to talk thoughout the whole film and shake the seats... no reponse other than a blank stare.

During Transformers , in the Frenzy scenes some girl kept saying "He's so cute!" no lie, about 35 times, until I almost yelled out, "We get it, he's cute!" the crowd laughed and I had my ego lifted.:o

[CrypticOne]

Seriously, this is almost as bad as someone tailgaiting someone up and down the freeway like a damn football game.

So lets go over the rules to ensure proper protocol is establish for great movie watching.

1. People filling into an empty movie theatre must sit on the end seats and fill from outside in. (For example:: if u see someone sitting on one end, you must sit on the other end on the other side of the aisle.)

2. Before you sit on the other end make sure there are no empty rowe's where you can sit there and dictate seating.

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.

4. If you're late to the show and notice everyone is seated and basically no more seats are left you must leave and wait for the next show. Do not ruin everyone else's movie experience by trying to cram into the theatre.

5. You must leave atleast 2 or 3 empty seats between people whom you dont know or did not go to the show with. These empty seats serve as feet rest, lounging, food and drinks etc..

6. If someone has their feet on the seat in front you, you must not sit there, and you must find another seat or leave to see a later show.

7. People who sit in the middle are not allowed to go to the RR or get food. Just because you need to eat or piss does not mean i need to be accommodating your big azz getting in and out of the aisle.

8. Do not bring your 7 month year old crybaby azz toddler to the movie theatre knowing they're going to be crying the whole damn time ruining my movie experiance. Do not bring your bad azz 4 or 5 year olds who scream and also ruin the movie.

If everyone followed these basic rules, movie watching would be much better.

I agree with your rules. I hate when parents want to take their little toddlers to go see Rated R movies, especially Saw 3 or The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are these movies mean't to be seen by this young generation?

[Spidey-Bat]

3. Do not sit directly behind someone when you have empty seats in your aisle, unless the aisle is filled, which in case you ask the person for permission to sit directly behind them.

Don't you mean in front of someone?

My friend and I went to see Transformers and he likes sitting about 10 rows back from the screen. There were 2 or 3 guys sitting directly behind us and they said "*******s, you don't sit right in front of people when there's so much ****ing room" the other said "I should take out my balls and put them on your neck". We were both just shrugged and said "Ok". I could understand they were annoyed but there's no need for that kinda language and saying that only makes you look like a dick and isn't gonna make us move.

That rule should NOT apply if you sit in the row that has the "empty handicap section" in front of it. If you don't want people in front of you, sit in that section, not the row behind it :o.

[Darthphere]

Don't you mean in front of someone?

My friend and I went to see Transformers and he likes sitting about 10 rows back from the screen. There were 2 or 3 guys sitting directly behind us and they said "*******s, you don't sit right in front of people when there's so much ****ing room" the other said "I should take out my balls and put them on your neck". We were both just shrugged and said "Ok". I could understand they were annoyed but there's no need for that kinda language and saying that only makes you look like a dick and isn't gonna make us move.

That rule should NOT apply if you sit in the row that has the "empty handicap section" in front of it. If you don't want people in front of you, sit in that section, not the row behind it :o.

Punch them in the face, those type of people are harmless. **** talkers talk ****, they don't do ****.:o

[Spidey-Bat]

Punch them in the face, those type of people are harmless. **** talkers talk ****, they don't do ****.:o

I was gonna say to the 2nd guy something like "You'll need to grow a pair first" but my friend doesn't seem like the type who would back me up if I got into a fight.