Harry Knowles got married

[terry78]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=6250120&albumID=0&imageID=1864372


I confess I frequent that site on occasion, and I honestly thought he just made her up. Go figure. :o I shudder to think how the honeymoon is going to work.

[Symbiotic]

oh good.:dry:

[BatMatt]

yuck

[PWN3R]

I wonder how much he had to pay her...

=vomits=

[Abaddon]

well, there's someone for everyone.:dry:

[04nbod]

erm..congratulations to the happy couple?

[Showtime]

http://a291.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_7c458ed6aaa36ad78de5df3daa215b92.jpg

[Ghostvirus]

From the look of that Myspace pick. She is just marrying him for his gold.:ninja:

[Kel]

There is hope for all....

[The Evolutionist]

http://a291.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_7c458ed6aaa36ad78de5df3daa215b92.jpg

I'm glad I'm losing weight instead of gaining more of it, otherwise I would end up looking exactly like this guy. I have that same color hair. I think I'm gonna put this picture up in my room to remind me why I go to the gym...

[TNC9852002]

Wow...It's hard to stay objective here.. :p

-TNC

[Majik1387]

Mail-Order bride :o

[cookiva]

at least he likes good beer.....


even though its canned...

[kevinpenni]

where are they spending their honey moon? which arcade?

[Kritish]

Mail-Order bride :o

He must be getting them from Africa, Russia and Asia aren't bad enough to have sex with that... :o

[Ben Urich]

That man is enormous. :dry:

[Kritish]

Wait, what does the woman look like!?

[Motown Marvel]

anyone got a pic? (i dont have a myspace so i cant follow that link)

[Kritish]

anyone got a pic? (i dont have a myspace so i cant follow that link)

Bah, I hate it. How do they expect me to breath heavily at young women's photos? Or look at this lard ass!? :cmad:

[Excel]

Ew.

[Tangled Web]

There is hope for all....

Yeah, all those with cash.

[The Shredder]

There is hope for all....
Especially if Harry the Hutt can get someone. :)

[Kritish]

Yeah, all those with cash.

I’m sure the woman that he’s marring is hoping that he’ll have a heart attack and die the night he tries to have sex with her.

[jaguarr]

Hey, good for him! Now picture them having sex! Hahaha! Good luck sleeping tonight, boys and girls. :D

jag

[Kritish]

Hey, good for him! Now picture them having sex! Hahaha! Good luck sleeping tonight, boys and girls. :D

jag

I hate you... :csad:

[MaskedManJRK]

Mrs. Knowles, how could you do it? Really, how could you do it? He's so fat that the mechanics of it is completely mind-boggling! :eek:

[Johnichi Chiba]

Maybe on his honeymoon, he'll just get somebody to make one of those little animations that are always on the top-left corner of his website of him screwing his new wife and he'll just jack off to that.:dry: It could spare her a lifetime of pain.

[Geo7877]

Ahahahahaha... Hahahahahahahaha... AAAHHHahahahahaha
Phew... Hahaha... I wonder what Actor he asked to introduce them.. Hahahaha.

"See my friend over there? He's likes you."

Hahaha :woot:

[Motown Marvel]

Ahahahahaha... Hahahahahahahaha... AAAHHHahahahahaha
Phew... Hahaha... I wonder what Actor he asked to introduce them.. Hahahaha.

"See my friend over there? He's likes you."

Hahaha :woot:


well, to be fair, laugh all you want....harry's getting pu$$y tonight....and your not.

[The Evolutionist]

well, to be fair, laugh all you want....harry's getting pu$$y tonight....and your not.

DAMN...

[black_dust]

Ewwwwwwwwwww shes a brave woman having that on her nightly

[Catman]

well, there's someone for everyone.:dry:

There is hope for all....

Yup.

[chamber-music]

Holy S*** don't let it breed!!!!
http://www.physics.uc.edu/~sitko/PopWarWomen_files/image018.jpg

[Showtime]

Hey, good for him! Now picture them having sex! Hahaha! Good luck sleeping tonight, boys and girls. :D

jag

You ruined my breakfast. :csad:

[Casius--J]

Well i'm going to be diplomatic and say:

Congratulations to the Mr and Mrs Knowles.

[blind_fury]

yuck

Fat people need love too.

[Ahura Mazda]

What does she look like?

[fu manchu]

What she should ask herself?

ain't it gross?
ain't it fat?
ain't it wacky?
ain't it geeky?

:ninja:

[kane9321]

huh..did i miss something

[rdh007]

well, to be fair, laugh all you want....harry's getting pu$$y tonight....and your not.
The moral of the story right here. Truth is posted above.

[jaguarr]

well, to be fair, laugh all you want....harry's getting pu$$y tonight....and your not.

LOL! I :heart: this post. :D

jag

[demento]

He probably only married her just to confirm that he has a penis b/c who knows when or if he's actually ever seen his.

[I SEE SPIDEY]

All of you people are evil.

[Strange]

Is he really short or is he just too fat to stand in any of his pictures?

[The Incredible Hulk]

this reminds me of that 'Lowered Expectations" skit they used to have on Mad TV

[Ring Deacon]

Say what you will about the man's site, but he deserves to be congratuated on this happy moment. Goes to show that bueaty is only skin deep.

edit: damn I need to type slower.

[black_dust]

Say what you will about the man's site, but he deserves to be congratuated on this happy moment. Goes to show that bueaty is only skin dead.

Hahah whos got dead skin?

[terry78]

Their picture is in that link I posted,which you should be able to view. And that's her next to him in the raincoat pic, on the left.

[black_dust]

http://a297.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_734c704a0b8e8e128e1e798ab7e4b208.jpg

Least he took of the dam hat and those stupid shirts!

[blind_fury]

Some serious "Shallow Hal" hypnotism involved here.

He probably looks like Brad Pitt to her.

[kane9321]

http://a297.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_734c704a0b8e8e128e1e798ab7e4b208.jpg

Least he took of the dam hat and those stupid shirts!

awsome:woot:

[cookiva]

i like how everyone is bashing him at his wedding. Jeez guys, what does he need to do to get yall off of him? Give him a break.

[Matt]

He could've atleast shaved that ridiculous looking beard for the wedding.

[kevinpenni]

is he short or sitting or what?

[Matt]

I don't think Harry can do anything but sit. From what I understand, he only moves because his lackies drag him around on a giant wheeled platform.

[blind_fury]

i like how everyone is bashing him at his wedding. Jeez guys, what does he need to do to get yall off of him? Give him a break.

We don't like your kind 'round here!!!

Ginger-lover!!! :cmad:

[chamber-music]

He could've atleast shaved that ridiculous looking beard for the wedding.

I think he might die if he shaved that thing off.

[Geo7877]

well, to be fair, laugh all you want....harry's getting pu$$y tonight....and your not.

Hahaha i did get some last night. You get it regularly when you have a girl who will actually want to live with you. So i'm now laughing at how you didn't :woot:

[chamber-music]

We don't like your kind 'round here!!!

Ginger-lover!!! :cmad:

http://wheel.blogs.com/binary/HelpTheseGingerKids-thumb.jpg

Daywalker :woot:

[kevinpenni]

so who is he? just the webmaster of a movie website or something?

[sinewave]

good for him.

[chamber-music]

so who is he? just the webmaster of a movie website or something?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Knowles

[cookiva]

I don't think Harry can do anything but sit. From what I understand, he only moves because his lackies drag him around on a giant wheeled platform.

Cause he was in a car accident, not letting him move for a few years.

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I'm no Knowles fan but I think people are being a little too harsh, it's okay to joke but gosh.

[Geo7877]

Cause he was in a car accident, not letting him move for a few years.

So that means he had to eat instead of be productive?

[cookiva]

All im trying to prove is that everyone is badmouthing him all the time here, and the one day we should be happy for him, everyone is going even harder on him. Guys, come on!

[Matt]

Cause he was in a car accident, not letting him move for a few years.

Dude, it was a Jabba the Hutt joke. Why do you have to bring us down?

[blind_fury]

Dude, it was a Jabba the Hutt joke. Why do you have to bring us down?

omg.

*snorts*

Jabba's platform didn't have wheels. :o

[black_dust]

omg.

*snorts*

Jabba's platform didn't have wheels. :o

LMAO!!!

[Matt]

omg.

*snorts*

Jabba's platform didn't have wheels. :o

It didn't? Then how the hell did it move around? DAMN YOU AND YOUR PLOT HOLES LUCAS! :cmad:

[cookiva]

omg.

*snorts*

Jabba's platform didn't have wheels. :o

Hahahaha, lol....

[Sentinel X]

I understand that maybe Harry has to sit all day because of a car accident but he is getting too big, he must weigh at least 600 pounds...he needs to lose weight for his health, this is dangerous.

btw, Im not trying to make a joke out of him...Im just spreading some truth

[kevinpenni]

nobody got my arcade joke? :(

i bet he had his wife dress up like slave leia on their wedding night :up:

[Geo7877]

nobody got my arcade joke? :(

i bet he had his wife dress up like slave leia on their wedding night :up:

Or maybe she had him dress up like an SUV.

[Sentinel X]

nobody got my arcade joke? :(

i bet he had his wife dress up like slave leia on their wedding night :up:
I got it, I just didn't think it was funny enough for a "lol" response

[Matt]

nobody got my arcade joke? :(

i bet he had his wife dress up like slave leia on their wedding night :up:

You've just ruined Slave Leia for anyone who reads this :csad:

[cookiva]

I understand that maybe Harry has to sit all day because of a car accident but he is getting too big, he must weigh at least 600 pounds...he needs to lose weight for his health, this is dangerous.

btw, Im not trying to make a joke out of him...Im just spreading some truth


Oh i agree one hundred percent. He does look as if death is (trying to) hug him.

[kevinpenni]

I got it, I just didn't think it was funny enough for a "lol" response

aww.. i guess that triumph vid got old. i watched it the other day and couldnt stop laughin tho...

[kevinpenni]

You've just ruined Slave Leia for anyone who reads this :csad:

here's my attempt to fix it :(
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Leiabikini.jpg

[Matt]

here's my attempt to fix it :(
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Leiabikini.jpg

Ok, definitely not ruined :up:

[cookiva]

i dunno...its still pretty low...

wait, wtf am i thinking, nevermind

[Sentinel X]

Oh i agree one hundred percent. He does look as if death is (trying to) hug him.
Yes, indeed.
TLC has a few shows on morbidly obese people and its seems really hard to lose all that weight, when they reach a certain level they become very addicted to food...and it may seem funny at first but its actually really sad; just imagine being stuck in a body that people laugh at everyday (I dont laugh at obese people but Ive even seen some kids in my school do it)

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I don't like the guy, but every person deserves happiness.

[Matt]

Ok, lets quit being mean...but still...he needs to shave that beard. That is truly the worst beard in the history of beards.

[cookiva]

Yes, indeed.
TLC has a few shows on morbidly obese people and its seems really hard to lose all that weight, when they reach a certain level they become very addicted to food...and it may seem funny at first but its actually really sad; just imagine being stuck in a body that people laugh at everyday (I dont laugh at obese people but Ive even seen some kids in my school do it)


It gets to a point where its sad, then a point whens its SAD. Hes in the latter....

[kevinpenni]

remember that episode of family guy where peter had bird chicks living in his beard? it reminds of that.

[cookiva]

Ok, lets quit being mean...but still...he needs to shave that beard. That is truly the worst beard in the history of beards.

I agree. Its a horrible beard. These on the other hand, are amazing.

http://www.mypartypost.com/viewpics/369/Awesome_Beards!

[Matt]

I agree. Its a horrible beard. These on the other hand, are amazing.

http://www.mypartypost.com/viewpics/369/Awesome_Beards!

http://www.mypartypost.com/taylor/images/beard/b3.jpg

If only...

[cookiva]

We should vote so that one of the mods has to grow a beard like that one....

[Matt]

I nominate Dew.

[cookiva]

I was thinking that, but i would rather not end up dead tommorrow...

Actually, Dew ftw.

[amazingfantasy15]

I'm not a big fan of AICN because I think they demand free set visits or ad revenue for a decent/good review of a film, but good for him.

[Carcharodon]

well, to be fair, laugh all you want....harry's getting pu$$y tonight....and your not.Uh...unless you're the source of his pu$$y, how do you know? :oldrazz:

[terry78]

http://a168.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_24956574b56a4641f2bd3c172ab35a17.jpg


Proof is in the pudding...metaphorically speaking.

[Ryo Jin]

I thought this was his wife?

http://wtol.images.worldnow.com/images/6792547_BG1.jpg

[Ryo Jin]

http://a168.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_24956574b56a4641f2bd3c172ab35a17.jpg


Proof is in the pudding...metaphorically speaking.

Damn, Asian women really are easy.

[terry78]

Damn, Asian women really are easy.

Hey hey...my girlfriend is korean, don't be saying that. Just because she lets me do anything sexually to her does not make her easy. :cmad:

[Ryo Jin]

Hey hey...my girlfriend is korean, don't be saying that. Just because she lets me do anything sexually to her does not make her easy. :cmad:

I'm half-Korean with a Japanese girlfriend. You got nothin' on me. NOTHIN'!

[Wolfwood]

My only problem with Harry is that he's the whitest non-albino man ever. He's got Conan O'Brien beat.

Good for him though, he's got himself a real pretty wife. :up:

[spideyboy_1111]

god.. she married an orangutan

goes to show everyone out there that if he can find love... we all can



*goes and vomits*

[roach]

Im glad she got her citizenship now

[rdh007]

I love that he has a picture to prove it actually happened. Truly a new hope.

[Doomed Hero Rising]

Is he in a wheelchair?
Congrats for the guy!

[primemover]

Sure are a bunch of *******s on this site, incredible.

[Ryo Jin]

Sure are a bunch of *******s on this site, incredible.

All in a day's work :up:

[Boom]

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=6250120&albumID=0&imageID=1864372


I confess I frequent that site on occasion, and I honestly thought he just made her up. Go figure. :o I shudder to think how the honeymoon is going to work.
:dry:

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Many things to say:

-If Harry Knowles can get some, then I know -I- can get some:

http://a356.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_724019315070c4d88360a12de1b5db3b.jpg

(Yea, that's me, for all my X-Men forum homies that wanna put a face to the screen name - and the very adamant pro-X3 posts :))

-She's actually pretty cute

-She's Asian? If I had to make the call, I'd say she was hispanic.

-I don't feel sympathy for fat / obese people. While I don't pick them out of a crowd and make them feel like **** for their appearance (hey, I know that my physical shape isn't perfect either!), at the same time, there comes a time when you have to take personal responsibility. I'm not -fat-, persay (at least I don't consider myself fat, and neither do most of my friends), but I am out of shape. I have nobody to blame but myself for my eating habits and (lack of) excersize habits. Sorry, I don't feel sorry for Harry.

-Everyone does deserve happiness... so yea, while I'll jump on the "make fun of Harry" bandwagon just as fast as anyone, love is not one of those things that I'd wish anyone to not experience. So good for Harry, congrats!

[BareKnucklez]

Many things to say:

-If Harry Knowles can get some, then I know -I- can get some:

http://a356.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_724019315070c4d88360a12de1b5db3b.jpg

(Yea, that's me, for all my X-Men forum homies that wanna put a face to the screen name - and the very adamant pro-X3 posts :))

-She's actually pretty cute

-She's Asian? If I had to make the call, I'd say she was hispanic.

-I don't feel sympathy for fat / obese people. While I don't pick them out of a crowd and make them feel like **** for their appearance (hey, I know that my physical shape isn't perfect either!), at the same time, there comes a time when you have to take personal responsibility. I'm not -fat-, persay (at least I don't consider myself fat, and neither do most of my friends), but I am out of shape. I have nobody to blame but myself for my eating habits and (lack of) excersize habits. Sorry, I don't feel sorry for Harry.

-Everyone does deserve happiness... so yea, while I'll jump on the "make fun of Harry" bandwagon just as fast as anyone, love is not one of those things that I'd wish anyone to not experience. So good for Harry, congrats!

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a17/ThaJackaL/FUNNY-PICS/bush-04.jpg


I kid I kid... :word:

[Dew k. Mosi]

I nominate Dew.

I don't have the chin for it

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a17/ThaJackaL/FUNNY-PICS/bush-04.jpg


I kid I kid... :word:

Ouch, burn.

I just got told by my friend that she doesn't do virgins (granted, I don't want her in that way, she's like a sister, but at least humor me :() and now this. SWING AND A MISS!

:csad:

[bluejake01]

Yes, indeed.
TLC has a few shows on morbidly obese people and its seems really hard to lose all that weight, when they reach a certain level they become very addicted to food...and it may seem funny at first but its actually really sad; just imagine being stuck in a body that people laugh at everyday (I dont laugh at obese people but Ive even seen some kids in my school do it)

It's not sad...it's pathetic and disgusting. I get so angry watching them and their family members cry and cry about how big they are and how they can't get out of bed and how they just can't stop eating. If they can't get up to get their own food, how exactly are they getting the large quantiies of junk food? Some dumb bastard is bringing it to them, that's how. Some well meaning, but dumb, ******* helped them on their way to a slow bed ridden death. Either bring them a well balanced, nutritious, reduced calorie diet, or make them get up and fend for themselves. Quit paying for them to lay there, not working, not producing, and for god's sake quit feeding them!

[jaguarr]

Bluejake! Where the hell you been, man?! Good to see you! :up:

jag

[terry78]

It's not sad...it's pathetic and disgusting. I get so angry watching them and their family members cry and cry about how big they are and how they can't get out of bed and how they just can't stop eating. If they can't get up to get their own food, how exactly are they getting the large quantiies of junk food? Some dumb bastard is bringing it to them, that's how. Some well meaning, but dumb, ******* helped them on their way to a slow bed ridden death. Either bring them a well balanced, nutritious, reduced calorie diet, or make them get up and fend for themselves. Quit paying for them to lay there, not working, not producing, and for god's sake quit feeding them!

Ah wash mahself with a rag onna stick.

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

I bet she wishes she had one of these now, poor girl.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7886/whoph6.gif

[bluejake01]

Bluejake! Where the hell you been, man?! Good to see you! :up:

jagGood to see you too. I have been VERY busy with work. We are taking some very exciting steps and are now in testing for our On-Set applications. We are also taking giant leaps with HD stereo-scopic ingest and display. 3D movies will finally be more than a cheap gimmick.

You still fighting the good fight?

[terry78]

Now if Harry had slimmed down to like Kevin James weight, he could've scored this.

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/getty/E/2006-08-27/71697832MH274_kevin-james-steffiana-de-la.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

he got married! what woman f**k that tub of redhaired lard.

[xwolverine2]

a rain of hope is upon us all -_-


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