Lindsay Lohan is NAKED!

[Catman]

Lohan In Naked Picture Puzzle

Actress Lindsay Lohan is reportedly caught up in a battle with a computer hacker who claims to have stolen naked pictures of her. Celebslam.com has posted what it alleges is the script of a chat with Lohan, in which she reveals a computer hacker has stolen pictures taken by on-off boyfriend Calum Best. She is claimed to have written that the hacker "broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked." In the chat she reveals that her lawyer has been contacted. Her representative says of the issue, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it." Lohan ended a 45-day stay at Malibu, California's Promises Clinic on Friday She checked in in May after being arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, following a car crash in Hollywood.

[black_dust]

Big deal seen most of it anyway i can fill in the blanks myself

[Catman]

Big deal seen most of it anyway i can fill in the blanks myself

Poor Lohan. She has left nothing to the imagination.

[Immortalfire]

http://www.orlyowl.com/omg.jpg

[Matt]

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jskong/orly.gif

[Spider-Fan]

Well...she shouldn't have had nude pictures taken in the first place. This would never have happend then (though the hacker is a scumbag).

[MaskedManJRK]

I call crap on this--you know why? 'Cause if this actually happened, it would have already been shown in every corner of the internet already. :o

[Catman]

I call crap on this--you know why? 'Cause if this actually happened, it would have already been shown in every corner of the internet already. :o

I know :csad:

[Yurka]

if you google her chances are you'll find more pics of her half-naked/nip-slips/ up-skirts than clothed anyway

[Catman]

if you google her chances are you'll find more pics of her half-naked/nip-slips/ up-skirts than clothed anyway

Walt Disney is rolling in his. . .frozen thingy. :huh:

[CyberFaust]

walt hasa frozen thingy?

[Catman]

walt hasa frozen thingy?

I forgot what its called but he's frozen alright. When you least expect it he'll return. :o

[Immortalfire]

Cryogenic stasis.

[CyberFaust]

walt, lenin, all the great dictators have frosen thingys!

[CyberFaust]

Cryogenic stasis.
i believe the term is FROZEN THINGY!:cmad:

[black_dust]

I forgot what its called but he's frozen alright. When you least expect it he'll return. In your bedroom, naked and ready for the kill!! :o

:o :wow: really?

[Darkly Dexter]

What happened to Val Kilmer?

[Yurka]

I forgot what its called but he's frozen alright. When you least expect it he'll return. :o

Isn't it only his head thats frozen??

[CyberFaust]

Isn't it only his head thats frozen??
aliens will use it as a trophy one day, you know :)

[Immortalfire]

aliens will use it as a trophy one day, you know :)

Somewhere, on a far off planet.. Mickey Mouse is seen as a god.

[AhabTheArab]

she really needs to just slow down partying, its taking a toll on her face and body. however, id gladly click the link....

[Artist_Chick]

Like said...who hasn't seen her beaver?
Bratty drunk always forgets to wear underwear.

[Darkly Dexter]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg

[ShadowBoxing]

*crosses fingers*

[Artist_Chick]

He used to be hot...:(

[Yurka]

LOL he looks liek such a pederass.

[MaskedManJRK]

He used to be hot...:(

He looked a lot better in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang--did one of his best roles in that movie, too. It's seriously better than any other movie that came out that year--no hyperbole, just solid fact. :up:

[MaskedManJRK]

LOL he looks liek such a pederass.

I'm pretty sure it's Pederast, but, regardless, how does he look like one? :huh:

[ShadowBoxing]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg
OH NOES NOT TEH BATMAN:csad:

[Yurka]

I'm pretty sure it's Pederast, but, regardless, how does he look like one? :huh:

I know its pederast but it doesnt look/sound as funny.

he just has a creeper-style grin and he looks demented.

[Artist_Chick]

I'd still hit that...



:o

[MaskedManJRK]

I know its pederast but it doesnt look/sound as funny.

he just has a creeper-style grin and he looks demented.

*looks at picture again*

...Well, you got me there.

[MaskedManJRK]

I'd still hit that...



:o

...So would I.

:o

:wow:

[Catman]

Cryogenic stasis.

what he said.

Isn't it only his head thats frozen??

Did that stop Mr. Freeze? :huh:

[Super Kal]

all I can say is it's about damn time

[Prognosticator]

LOL he looks liek such a pederass.

*chuckles uncontrolably :up:*

[Apollo]

shes pretty much naked in all of her pictures :)

[Kritish]

Maybe if we're lucky we'll get to see her vag for the first time...
Oh wait. :csad:

[KevanG]

Like it was said earlier, She's falling out in half the pictures taken of her and the other half her underwear has gone missing so just photoshop two of those together and you get it all at once... :p

[Jack Rabbit]

What HAPPENED to her?:csad:

http://www.apoundadaydiet.com/articles/lindsay-lohan-weight-loss-pic2.jpg

[Kritish]

She was so hot back when she was in her late teens, she's just fugly now. :(

[Jack Rabbit]

I would've hit that like the fist of an angry God a couple years ago. Now I'd just put her out of her misery.

[Memphis Slim]

Originally Posted by Darkly Dexter http://forums.superherohype.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=12198333#post12198333)
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg

WHAT HAPPENED TO VAL???

http://www.yorktown.k12.in.us/yhs/Teachers/kwinkle/island_kilmer.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Z3DjO4B1kghWM:http://www.geocities.com/brookeandtanya.geo/val/val7.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/brookeandtanya.geo/val/val7.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/3202/Val.html&h=380&w=300&sz=19&hl=en&start=10&um=1&tbnid=2Z3DjO4B1kghWM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=97&prev=/images%3Fq%3DVAL%2BKILMER%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26 hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4RNWN_enUS210US211%26sa%3DN)http ://www.legends-online.com/val-kilmer2.jpg http://bibleforums.org/forum/images/aux-s/13Dunno.gif

[KevanG]

Yeah, all the hot redheads are doing that :( First one I remember was Ginger from the spice girls (the busty redhead :D) and later she got really skinny and not very attractive and lohans done the same. There should be a rule about that in Hollywood, Keep on some meat or eat a damn sandwich.

[Spider-Bite]

Originally Posted by Darkly Dexter http://forums.superherohype.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=12198333#post12198333)
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg

WHAT HAPPENED TO VAL???

http://www.yorktown.k12.in.us/yhs/Teachers/kwinkle/island_kilmer.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:2Z3DjO4B1kghWM:http://www.geocities.com/brookeandtanya.geo/val/val7.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/brookeandtanya.geo/val/val7.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/3202/Val.html&h=380&w=300&sz=19&hl=en&start=10&um=1&tbnid=2Z3DjO4B1kghWM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=97&prev=/images%3Fq%3DVAL%2BKILMER%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26 hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4RNWN_enUS210US211%26sa%3DN)http ://www.legends-online.com/val-kilmer2.jpg http://bibleforums.org/forum/images/aux-s/13Dunno.gif

He ate Robin.

[Motown Marvel]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/motownmarvel/val.jpg

[xwolverine2]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg

oh...my..god:wow:

[Yurka]

I would've hit that like the fist of an angry God a couple years ago. Now I'd just put her out of her misery.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m320/YurkaCLS55/Hit/angrygod.jpg


:up:

[unstoppable]

let me put on my surprised face


:dry:

[imdaly]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg

"I'm Fatman."



...too easy? :(

[Fried Gold]

Her representative says of the issue, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it."LOL I like how the dude isn't shocked by the possibilty.

[The Apatow Crew]

I saw bring them on.

Right now it could only do more help then harm.

[Shuley]

I'd hit that.....

With my car.

[Warhammer]

What HAPPENED to her?:csad:

http://www.apoundadaydiet.com/articles/lindsay-lohan-weight-loss-pic2.jpg

Terrible.
Back in that day, I wouldn't hesitate to tap that ass.

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg

Hey, Batman can get lazy, too. :mad:

I'd hit that.....

With my car.

Haha. :D

[terry78]

Man, Val....come on, now. Don't turn turn into a Brando regardless of how much acclaim he got in his later years...he still needed to have an intravenous of ranch dressing every night.

[rdh007]

Kilmer still looks better than most 47-48 year old guys I know.

[POWdER-man]

The same thing happened to Vince Vaughn to an extent.....he didn't plump up much but when he first started out wasn't he compared to James Dean.....or someone like that....

Lindsay who?

[PyroChamber]

What HAPPENED to her?:csad:

http://www.apoundadaydiet.com/articles/lindsay-lohan-weight-loss-pic2.jpgMy guess is that someone told her that she was fat and she agreed, and lost all the thickness that we all loved.

Hell, Hilary Duff is looking better than her now.

[Mac_Hine]

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8372/valkilmerfat2uh7.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/phaze1USA/Bitmap-0.jpg.

[Showtime]

How about some Britney instead?

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3657-bs94.jpg

[Obi-Ron]

"I'm Fatman."



...too easy? :(

Actually, too funny. :woot:

[Warhammer]

How about some Britney instead?

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3657-bs94.jpg

That's just sloppy.
She has no shape/definition, and those panties just don't do it for me.
She should've worn a thong, or at least some attractive bikini underwear :o

[terry78]

How about some Britney instead?

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3657-bs94.jpg

That's like what you see when you go to the mexican grocery store. :o

[Showtime]

Heh Heh. I thought that might spice up this thread.

[imdaly]

That's just sloppy.
She has no shape/definition, and those panties just don't do it for me.
She should've worn a thong, or at least some attractive bikini underwear :o

What are you talking about??

She should've worn a TARP!

[SurfDUI]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/motownmarvel/val.jpg

WTF!! Gotham got cleaned up, all the Rouge's finally got convicted, now I can be Bruce baby!! "Where the white women at!!"

[Obi-Ron]

Rogues?

[Jolie_Desastre]

if she gets good lawyers she could probably stop these pictures from being leaked, like those lachey minnilo ones.

[terry78]

Not to disillusion the young men on the board, but that is basically how most womens' asses look. Only about 5% of them have that toned comic book butt you see.

[Poetic Chaos]

someone post a 2007 pic.

[Jolie_Desastre]

Not to disillusion the young men on the board, but that is basically how most womens' asses look. Only about 5% of them have that toned comic book butt you see.

yepp. usually in photo shoots they add a bronze lotion or the lighting will make it look pretty sheen and no blemishes or cellulite will appear. or of course a ton of body make up....

most actresses or models with smaller asses have a more toned look butt from up close like gisele bunchen,etc.

[Symbiote Hulk]

How about some Britney instead?

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3657-bs94.jpg

Birtney is disgusting. Hit the gym *****!!

[Dark Donnie]

What HAPPENED to her?:csad:

http://www.apoundadaydiet.com/articles/lindsay-lohan-weight-loss-pic2.jpg

July 2007

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/12398/lindsay_lohan_biki_july_big.jpg

I'd Hit it

[Super Kal]

I would too.

[imdaly]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/12398/lindsay_lohan_biki_july_big.jpg

She's almost back. All she needs to do now is go back to the oh-so-sexy red hair :)

[Dark Donnie]

*hi fives* :csad:

[Memphis Slim]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070720/capt.c4ea04a064b849aa91e394ed3b11780f.people_linds ay_lohan_ny116.jpg?x=180&y=263&sig=e05dvMBk8rTkIHMm82r0OA-- (http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070720/482/c4ea04a064b849aa91e394ed3b11780f&g=events/en/072905lindsaylohan;_ylt=Ap_iJqVdyJT45aL4K00S._mmG7 8C)

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - Lindsay Lohan turned herself in to face charges of driving under the influence in connection with the Memorial Day weekend hit-and-run crash that sent her into rehab.


Accompanied by her attorney, the 21-year-old actress surrendered at the Beverly Hills Police Department Thursday afternoon to be fingerprinted and photographed, Officer Brian Ballieweg said.
Lohan's blood-alcohol level at the time of the crash was above California's 0.08 percent legal limit, Ballieweg said. He wouldn't disclose how high it was. She is also faces a misdemeanor charge of hit and run, he said.
Lohan was released on her recognizance. A court date was scheduled for August 24.
A message left early Friday with her publicist was not immediately returned.
Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and shrubs on Sunset Boulevard on May 26, police said.
Lohan got into a second car and was driven to a hospital in Century City for minor injuries, police said. The others in her car were not hurt.
Officers received a 911 call about the accident and traced her to the hospital.
Last week, Lohan checked out of a rehabilitation center after more than six weeks. It was her second stint in rehab this year. She said in January she had checked into rehab for substance abuse treatment.
The surrender was first reported by TV's "The Insider."

[black_dust]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/12398/lindsay_lohan_biki_july_big.jpg

She's almost back. All she needs to do now is go back to the oh-so-sexy red hair :)

*drooooool*

[Shifty]

NY Post:Lohan was supposed to start filming "Poor Things" with Shirley MacLaine when she was out of rehab. But last week, product vendors got a disturbing e-mail with the subject line: " 'Poor Things' has been cancelled." It said, "Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.
"Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty."
The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals.

[Super Kal]

lol, she still hasn't learned...

[uchiha_itachi]

i dont even think shes that hot

[black_dust]

i dont even think shes that hot

So your saying if she was naked on your bed with those big tits you wouldnt **** her?

[uchiha_itachi]

well yeh i'd **** her...but i dont think shes that hot

[terry78]

So your saying if she was naked on your bed with those big tits you wouldnt **** her?

I'd probably tit **** the boobs, but the pussy is a no-no. My cock would fall off afterwards, a la Planet Terror.

[black_dust]

well yeh i'd **** her...but i dont think shes that hot

but shes better than most of em out there ;) just tape her mouth and have a paper bag handy for her head if you need it and your set!


I'd probably tit **** the boobs, but the pussy is a no-no. My cock would fall off afterwards, a la Planet Terror.



Oh yeah i never thought of that.... might be like through a hotdog down a hallway as well... if you know what i mean

[uchiha_itachi]

^ you aint wrong lol

[Mac_Hine]

I would open up her Tauntaun and put my Luke inside.

[Ben Urich]

"I'm Fatman."



...too easy? :(

"I'm Fatman. Not because I have to be.... but because I choose to be."

BUMMMMM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM DININININIIIIIII NINININUUUU NINININIIII NININUUUUU

[MaskedManJRK]

How about some Britney instead?

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3657-bs94.jpg

Actually, sloppy panties & strange bump at the base of her spine aside, that's a fairly good booty. :up:

July 2007

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/12398/lindsay_lohan_biki_july_big.jpg

I'd Hit it

She definately looks better, would definately hit it--I'd wrap it up like crazy, but I'd still hit it.

[rdh007]

My usual comment per Lohan:
http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/00021101

[Dr Lee]

July 2007

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/12398/lindsay_lohan_biki_july_big.jpg

I'd Hit it

If i didn't know that she was a druggie/Boozer/Slut i would.

[PyroChamber]

How about some Britney instead?

http://64.111.216.18/ul/3657-bs94.jpgAnd this is what Ferderline had sex with?

[ROBOCOP CPU001]

And this is what Ferderline had sex with?



No he had the fit version that we all loved, then he ruined her.

:(

[terry78]

i'm just wondering why her **** is all riding up on the right side. Was that last crap she took that strenuous?

[Kritish]

I'd probably tit **** the boobs, but the pussy is a no-no. My cock would fall off afterwards, a la Planet Terror.

Double bag your groceries. :cwink:

[Dew k. Mosi]

I forgot what its called but he's frozen alright. When you least expect it he'll return. :o

Walt Disney is not Frozen.

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/Slides/Markers/WaltDisney3.JPG

That is his grave marker at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California

[terry78]

Walt Disney is not Frozen.

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/Slides/Markers/WaltDisney3.JPG

That is his grave marker at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California

If there's a statue of Mickey symbolizing the headstone that would freak me out.

[C.F. Kane]

A) She brought this on herself, serves her right for being careless with her personal life...

B) How did Val Kilmer get into this discussion again?

[Whirlysplat]

If i didn't know that she was a druggie/Boozer/Slut i would.

I just find that all the more exciting.

[user123456789]

PM me n00dz

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[uchiha_itachi]

Walt Disney is not Frozen.

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/Slides/Markers/WaltDisney3.JPG

That is his grave marker at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California

thts what he wants you to think!!

[Catman]

Walt Disney is not Frozen.

http://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/Slides/Markers/WaltDisney3.JPG

That is his grave marker at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California

That grave marker is there to trick you!

[Rac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/12398/lindsay_lohan_biki_july_big.jpg

She's almost back. All she needs to do now is go back to the oh-so-sexy red hair :)

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/619/btpinatafeatured367sh1.jpg

[Super Kal]

why does she insist on always being a blonde?...

[The Apatow Crew]

why does she insist on always being a blonde?...Because blondes have more fun?:huh:

[Super Kal]

lol, not for her...

[Reptile]

she's tappable again

[TwilightPro101]

Considering she flashes herself as much as Paris Hilton, it's not that surprising.