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terry78
07-17-2007, 06:38 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/bai_ling_might_be_married.php

I know I posted another goofy marriage thread with Harry, but this one is just too wacky to pass up. :o You guys prefer weird news to normal news, so enjoy. =P

DV8
07-17-2007, 06:42 PM
wtf!? it's not like Dionne Warwick's son can really have that much loot or something :confused:

terry78
07-17-2007, 06:45 PM
She used to be remotely attractive, now I'm afraid she's going to chop me up in my sleep or something.

The Chibi Kiriyama
07-17-2007, 06:56 PM
I think the only other thing we'd hear news-wise is if she names the seed of this odd relationship "Bai Ling Gual" or something like that.

I'd also have to mention that (while the rest of the pics are them looking happily in love)...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/bai-ling-arena-candids-married-00.jpg

This has "two shots in her sleep" written all over.

Halcohol
07-17-2007, 06:57 PM
I wonder how long it will be before he loses an eye.

ServantofAllah
07-17-2007, 07:00 PM
who and who???

Halcohol
07-17-2007, 07:03 PM
who and who???
Google is your friend :up:

ServantofAllah
07-17-2007, 07:03 PM
no, google is my biatch.:cmad:

SoulManX
07-17-2007, 09:01 PM
Do u know the way to San Jose:huh:

demento
07-17-2007, 09:07 PM
I wonder how long it will be before he loses an eye.
As Dionne Warwick's son, he may be the only man on earth who can fit her nipples up his nostrils.

JP
07-17-2007, 09:10 PM
Poor man.

Abaddon
07-17-2007, 09:35 PM
they'll have beautiful big nippled children

Badger
07-22-2007, 07:44 PM
I want to use Bai Ling's nipples to hang my key chain and hat on. :o

PyroChamber
07-23-2007, 12:15 PM
I think the only other thing we'd hear news-wise is if she names the seed of this odd relationship "Bai Ling Gual" or something like that.

I'd also have to mention that (while the rest of the pics are them looking happily in love)...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/bai-ling-arena-candids-married-00.jpg

This has "two shots in her sleep" written all over.He looks like he's about to go Ike Turner on her.

Kritish
07-23-2007, 05:53 PM
He married her for those nipples. :o

terry78
07-23-2007, 06:02 PM
He married her for those nipples. :o

I actually saw them on a website. They're almost as long as a regular thumb. :eek: You play with those things it's gonna take a while.

SapphirePrima
07-23-2007, 07:22 PM
...What a weird pairing.

What's wrong with big nipples? :confused:

Kritish
07-23-2007, 10:40 PM
...What a weird pairing.

What's wrong with big nipples? :confused:

Nothing at all, but Bai Ling's are HUGE!

Golgo-13
07-29-2007, 01:41 PM
Looks like Ms.Ling likes a little chocolate in her sweet and sour rice. :cwink:

Docker2.0
07-29-2007, 10:31 PM
All asian women do. :o Ask my gf.....she's asian! ;)

I have never heard of this chick before. Can someone send me some pics of her and her "goods" to my pm box. Thanks in advance peeps.

Manic
07-29-2007, 10:39 PM
*starts searching on Google Images*

I don't see what's so wrong with Bai Ling's ni-- OH MY GOD!

CalebYourMaster
07-29-2007, 10:44 PM
*starts searching on Google Images*

I don't see what's so wrong with Bai Ling's ni-- OH MY GOD!
samething just happened to me

SalaciousVC
07-29-2007, 10:49 PM
samething just happened to me

me three

Kritish
07-29-2007, 11:31 PM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k17/bcltcu/chinaboogy.jpg

terry78
03-09-2008, 02:32 PM
http://ling-bai.blogspot.com/

She blogs about her theft case.

PyroChamber
03-09-2008, 03:11 PM
Didn't she use to be a respectable actress, when did she suddenly become all crazy and out there?

\S/JcDc\S/
03-09-2008, 04:34 PM
She may be out there but probably fun in bed.

Kel
03-09-2008, 04:36 PM
She was/and I'm sure is still a fantastic actress.....but yes.............SHE IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OUT THERE......

chamber-music
03-14-2008, 11:10 AM
Her nipples could destory cities

Raiden
03-14-2008, 06:55 PM
Her nipples could destory cities

:grin: