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kevinpenni
07-25-2007, 11:49 AM
Jessica Alba Breaks Up With Boyfriend Cash Warren
Wednesday July 25, 2007

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/alba_blog_7.jpg
Cash Warren and Jessica Alba at the 7th Malibu International Film Festival in Los Angeles, CA. April 10, 2006.
Michael Bezjian/WireImage.com


After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Warren and Alba met on the set of Fantastic Four in 2005, when Warren (a Yale grad) was the assistant to the film's director, Tim Story.

Despite the gap between them on the film industry food chain, the couple were often seen partying at Hollywood events and enjoying romantic vacations from Mexico to Miami.

In 2005, months into her relationship with Warren, Alba told Us, "being in love has made it a hot year."

Just a month ago, Spike TV named Warren the "Luckiest Bastard" of 2007 at their first annual Guy's Choice Awards, due to his relationship with Alba.
But now, a source tells Us that Warren isn't feeling lucky at all and is, understandably, very upset.

The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her."

Alba's rep declined to comment.
http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup

PyroChamber
07-25-2007, 12:08 PM
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.
Damn, I almost feel sorry for the guy.

Darthphere
07-25-2007, 12:56 PM
Alba is a slut and a coward.

*the trap has been set*

Excel
07-25-2007, 12:59 PM
wow she sounds like a *****

Catman
07-25-2007, 01:09 PM
Alba is a slut and a coward.

That's been known for a few years now.

DV8
07-25-2007, 01:30 PM
The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her."

Alba's rep declined to comment.

wow . . . that's breaking news . . . seriously, if you're a dude you do not break up w/ the Alba . . .

Catman
07-25-2007, 01:35 PM
wow . . . that's breaking news . . . seriously, if you're a dude you do not break up w/ the Alba . . .

Unless its for Jessica Biel. :cwink:

DX
07-25-2007, 01:40 PM
Alba is a slut and a coward.

*the trap has been set*
I dare you to say that to JAL. :cwink: :oldrazz:

Prognosticator
07-25-2007, 01:46 PM
JAL, time to supersize your intestinal fortitude! :up:

DV8
07-25-2007, 01:49 PM
Unless its for Jessica Biel. :cwink:

touche . . . but if you can nail both of em . . . . hmmmmm :word: *strokes chin*

Shuley
07-25-2007, 02:07 PM
Least the guy can join the "I've slept with Jessica Alba" club.

Diamondhead
07-25-2007, 02:14 PM
Alba better keep a steady boyfriend because she's not getting any younger
LOL
And that goes for all of you Hollywood starlet.

As once quote Margo kidder!
“Men can stay little boys 'till they’re 90 if they want”
But this is a luxury that women can’t afford.

Milkman95
07-25-2007, 02:18 PM
Well, hopefully she'll eat something now, that way her head won't look like a bowling ball on top of a toothpick.

blind_fury
07-25-2007, 02:23 PM
meh

call me when she does her first hardcore porno scene.

nolan's roll'n
07-25-2007, 02:24 PM
Hopefully JAL is smart enough too make his move quickly before someone else does.

the_ultimate_evil
07-25-2007, 02:26 PM
dont fall for it

http://right-thoughts.us/images/uploads/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg

batdude
07-25-2007, 02:40 PM
I can't really say this is a surprise, but she deserves better. I wonder if this guy will write a tell all book.

DV8
07-25-2007, 02:42 PM
I can't really say this is a surprise, but she deserves better. I wonder if this guy will write a tell all book.


hahahaha! 'she deserves better' . . . how do you really know?

Catman
07-25-2007, 03:15 PM
Least the guy can join the "I've slept with Jessica Alba" club.

That club has many members. :o

xwolverine2
07-25-2007, 03:19 PM
i knew she was a *****

Shuley
07-25-2007, 04:00 PM
I wonder what Alba is going to be doing once she gets into her 30's/40's....I mean, she can't act at all and someone hotter always comes around...hope she's saving her pennies cause she's going to be out of an acting job in a few years.

The Apatow Crew
07-25-2007, 06:55 PM
Damn, I almost feel sorry for the guy.The hell with him! He should have been so lucky!


Now its my time! Its all about the game and how you play it.

The Shredder
07-25-2007, 07:59 PM
The hell with him! He should have been so lucky!


Now its my time! Its all about the game and how you play it.
Go for it, Triple H. :D

Catman
07-25-2007, 08:29 PM
The hell with him! He should have been so lucky!

Now its my time! Its all about the game and how you play it.

I may have to leave a tip to Alba's security team.

Hunter Rider
07-25-2007, 08:49 PM
Is this mag a reliable source ?:huh: also if there is another dude who's to say it isn't Kip ?:ninja:

Spider-Man Luvr28
07-25-2007, 09:12 PM
I read it on PerezHilton.:up::o

Mister J
07-25-2007, 09:17 PM
The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone.

Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

[Rick James] Cold Blooded [/Rick James] http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3052/lolms6.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Alba just went up a couple of points in my book.

Kritish
07-25-2007, 09:17 PM
That club has many members. :o

Everyone except for JAL. :csad:

Kel
07-25-2007, 11:00 PM
Alba is a slut and a coward.

*the trap has been set*



Given the "facts" that we see here in this article from a "source"...I could see calling her a "b***h" might be in order if they are in fact true. But, from what we are reading here, slut?, come on show some class.:whatever:

Shuley
07-25-2007, 11:16 PM
Women don't wake up one day and say "I don't love you anymore" out of the clear blue like that...It seems like they do but don't, It's been building up inside for a while then they just make it all come out one day.

SoulManX
07-25-2007, 11:19 PM
Women don't wake up one day and say "I don't love you anymore" out of the clear blue like that...It seems like they do but don't, It's been building up inside for a while then they just make it all come out one day.

He was bring down her hotness I believe:o

The Apatow Crew
07-25-2007, 11:53 PM
Is this mag a reliable source ?:huh: also if there is another dude who's to say it isn't Kip ?:ninja:lol.:woot: :yay:

venomscurse2
07-25-2007, 11:58 PM
hmmmmmm JAL are ya gonna make your move? or are you gonna wait until Megan Fox dumps B.A.G?

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 12:05 AM
It takes time.

Darthphere
07-26-2007, 12:22 AM
Given the "facts" that we see here in this article from a "source"...I could see calling her a "b***h" might be in order if they are in fact true. But, from what we are reading here, slut?, come on show some class.:whatever:

Going on other articles about her, I have enough info to make such an assertion. I'll show some class when Alba does.:o

Fran
07-26-2007, 12:22 AM
*slow clap*

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 12:25 AM
Going on other articles about her, I have enough info to make such an assertion. I'll show some class when Alba does.:oAnd what articles are these?

Shuley
07-26-2007, 12:35 AM
Maybe Alba dumped her boyfriend so she could sleep around?

Darthphere
07-26-2007, 12:35 AM
Maybe Alba dumped her boyfriend so she could sleep around?

She's "up for" one night stands you know.:o

Kel
07-26-2007, 12:36 AM
Going on other articles about her, I have enough info to make such an assertion. I'll show some class when Alba does.:o

Well, I thought I would at least ask, I didn't figure you would show much class anyway. But it was worth a try....:cwink:

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 12:37 AM
She's "up for" one night stands you know.:oMan you people like to quote old magazines huh? and plus hse was misquoted there.

Catman
07-26-2007, 12:39 AM
She's "up for" one night stands you know.:o

Nothing wrong with that though. She gives every guy a chance. :o

Excel
07-26-2007, 02:10 AM
Shes a *****. Wow...if you do that, your clearly not taking in the persons personal feelings. She kicked him out from like, 3000 miles away or something? **** must have been planned...not cool Jessica Alba, not cool. Treat guys like dirt see how youll get it.

Shuley
07-26-2007, 02:46 AM
I bet she makes full use of those putty lips if you know what I mean.How else do you think she keeps getting acting jobs? Certainly we all know she can't act,but she keeps making movies.....

SoulManX
07-26-2007, 07:43 AM
I bet she makes full use of those putty lips if you know what I mean.How else do you think she keeps getting acting jobs? Certainly we all know she can't act,but she keeps making movies.....

A least she got a skill that be used to advance her career.:ninja:

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:39 AM
ah come on everyone stop being stupid. just cause you think she can't act does't mean everyone thinks so and i'm tired of you saying shes sleeping her way to all her roles. its fine if you don't like her but there's no need to be calling her names and making things up.

SoulManX
07-26-2007, 08:45 AM
I call a spade a spade:o

Gilpesh
07-26-2007, 08:49 AM
I call a spade a spade:o

Funny. I like to call a spade, a ho.

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:50 AM
I call a spade a spade:oIf this was a man then everyone would be acting different but cause its a woman you guys gotta act the way your acting.

You know a good looking woman can get jobs without using sex.

Gilpesh
07-26-2007, 08:53 AM
You know a good looking woman can get jobs without using sex.

Of course. But Jessica Alba can't. :oldrazz:

SoulManX
07-26-2007, 09:05 AM
If this was a man then everyone would be acting different but cause its a woman you guys gotta act the way your acting.

You know a good looking woman can get jobs without using sex.

Right so tight fitting clothing to a job interview isn't a form of sex.:ninja:

SoulManX
07-26-2007, 09:06 AM
Of course. But Jessica Alba can't. :oldrazz:

:woot:

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 10:31 AM
Blah blah blah

Alba dumps boyfriend (http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/07/25/jessica-alba-dumps-cash-warren/#more-6809)

Blah blah blah

GoldenAgeHero
07-26-2007, 10:32 AM
lol

Untilteld
07-26-2007, 10:32 AM
it's an epic battle between THE Albafan and JAL for her love.

Casius--J
07-26-2007, 10:35 AM
Now i have a chance again lol

jaguarr
07-26-2007, 10:37 AM
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=279817

:o

jag

POWdER-man
07-26-2007, 10:38 AM
There is a thread already in the Celebrity forum...but you get props for a better title....

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 10:45 AM
Any moderator could you merge

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=279923

with this one.

And change the title because mine was superior.

:up:

:heart:

Duende Verde
07-26-2007, 11:12 AM
Is it a little late to use this?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/JAL-signal.gif

Hunter Rider
07-26-2007, 11:42 AM
Any moderator could you merge

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=279923

with this one.

And change the title because mine was superior.

:up:

:heart::ninja:

Hunter Rider
07-26-2007, 11:43 AM
Is it a little late to use this?

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/JAL-signal.gif
:woot: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon14.gif

Darthphere
07-26-2007, 11:44 AM
Well, I thought I would at least ask, I didn't figure you would show much class anyway. But it was worth a try....:cwink:

Nope, no class here. But I wonder if you would come down on me if it was any other female celebrity.:o

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 11:44 AM
:ninja:
:heart: You're like my new favorite mod.

Kel
07-26-2007, 12:09 PM
Nope, no class here. But I wonder if you would come down on me if it was any other female celebrity.:o


Actually yes I would, as a woman, I do not like the word "slut" being thrown around anymore than I do "***", "whore", "ni**er", "*******", or any other gendre or racial slur.....my SN is simply that ..... a SN ...... my history in posts speaks for my opinions, thoughts, and ideas.....this is a discussion that is being had amongst the mods, long before this situation came to light....ask any of them, I'm sure they would be happy to tell you my thoughts on these words.....I've made it quite clear.:yay:

PyroChamber
07-26-2007, 12:16 PM
I guess Alba is no longer consider the "ultimate geek fantasy woman" now; Megan has taken that spot.

Darthphere
07-26-2007, 12:22 PM
I guess Alba is no longer consider the "ultimate geek fantasy woman" now; Megan has taken that spot.

I wasn't aware she was in that spot to begin with.:huh:

PyroChamber
07-26-2007, 12:25 PM
I wasn't aware she was in that spot to begin with.:huh:A couple of years ago, say right around the first FF movie, most considered her to be that.

Jolie_Desastre
07-26-2007, 01:47 PM
ouch, this thread is getting brutal

yeah she was the it girl back when she was cast as sue storm.
then it was portman, then johanssen, then biel, then fox,etc.

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 01:49 PM
Maybe if Alba stayed away from "fluff" pieces she can be taken seriously as an actress. I mean she complains she doesn't get the roles like Portman.

I remember seeing Anne Hathaway in some Fox show, then she was in the Princess Diaries/Disney movies and has now moved on to being a more respected actress roles.

Darthphere
07-26-2007, 02:15 PM
Maybe if Alba stayed away from "fluff" pieces she can be taken seriously as an actress. I mean she complains she doesn't get the roles like Portman.

I remember seeing Anne Hathaway in some Fox show, then she was in the Princess Diaries/Disney movies and has now moved on to being a more respected actress roles.

:up:

SoulManX
07-26-2007, 05:06 PM
Maybe if Alba stayed away from "fluff" pieces she can be taken seriously as an actress. I mean she complains she doesn't get the roles like Portman.

I remember seeing Anne Hathaway in some Fox show, then she was in the Princess Diaries/Disney movies and has now moved on to being a more respected actress roles.

Well Said:o

Gilpesh
07-26-2007, 06:26 PM
Maybe if Alba stayed away from "fluff" pieces she can be taken seriously as an actress. I mean she complains she doesn't get the roles like Portman.

I remember seeing Anne Hathaway in some Fox show, then she was in the Princess Diaries/Disney movies and has now moved on to being a more respected actress roles.

Funny how Anne Hathaway is a more respected actress after protraying a very loose woman in a horrible movie, showing her goods in the process...

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 06:29 PM
It doesn't bother me, I think if nudity is required for a role, it should be done. :cough cough: Sin City.

Gilpesh
07-26-2007, 06:31 PM
Erzengel...

It was a wink wink nudge nudge to Alba.... who will never read it ever.

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 06:32 PM
It is a pet peeve of mine. I loved Knocked Up and I hontestly thought that Heigl should have gotten naked. Yeah it'd be nice to see her naked but the bra just kept bringing me out of the movie.

Gilpesh
07-26-2007, 06:34 PM
You can't even be happy with Seth Rogen breasticles?

Shame.

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 07:22 PM
Why is the thread title changed and why is it calling me the hunchback of notre dame?

Anti-Moderator
07-26-2007, 07:35 PM
Why is the thread title changed and why is it calling me the hunchback of notre dame?




No idea. :dry:

SoulManX
07-26-2007, 07:59 PM
Why is the thread title changed and why is it calling me the hunchback of notre dame?

I thought it was more like your a sniper:huh:

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:01 PM
I thought it was more like your a sniper:huh:Why would i be a sniper for? I' mall anout the love its even in my name.

Hunter Rider
07-26-2007, 08:10 PM
Why would i be a sniper for? I' mall anout the love its even in my name.To shoot Cash ?

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:12 PM
To shoot Cash ?I don't shoot people i'm not xrazy i just act it.

Hunter Rider
07-26-2007, 08:17 PM
I don't shoot people i'm not xrazy i just act it.

Well it is meant to be a joke but do you want it altered ?

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 08:18 PM
Why is the thread title changed and why is it calling me the hunchback of notre dame?
That would be me, JAL. I did a similiar title and I felt it was better than Kevin's. :o

No idea. :dry:
Didn't you guys pay attention in school? The Texas Sniper? Shot from the bell tower at University of Texas?

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 08:19 PM
Well it is meant to be a joke but do you want it altered ?
Don't break my heart Hunter. :csad:

Why should he change something, when he even doesn't get the reference? :huh:

Hunter Rider
07-26-2007, 08:21 PM
Don't break my heart Hunter. :csad:

Why should he change something, when he even doesn't get the reference? :huh:

He seemed to think it was referring to him as Quasi Modo,like i said Erz i try to be fair but the whole concept is kind of a rib on the guy so if he finds it offensive then i will change it,the story is actually about Alba ditching Cash not about JAL but i let it stay b/c he seemed to take it in fun.

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 08:30 PM
Okay thats fine no need to change it. Cause jokes are suppose to be funny right.
Aww..thanks JAL. :heart:

I do pride myself on my humor. :o

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:30 PM
Well it is meant to be a joke but do you want it altered ?Okay thats fine no need to change it. Cause jokes are suppose to be funny right.

Hunter Rider
07-26-2007, 08:31 PM
Ok,so it's all love

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:34 PM
But yes it is about Jess dumpng that zero and getting with this hero.


Okay that was a bad bad joke on my part.

Erzengel
07-26-2007, 08:37 PM
JAL, what do you think about my post about Anne Hathaway?

She started in some Fox show that got canceled right away, did some Disney movies and then after like 2 adult hits, is somewhat respectable.

Do you think Alba should stray away from the "fluff" movies and do something more serious?

The Apatow Crew
07-26-2007, 08:40 PM
JAL, what do you think about my post about Anne Hathaway?

She started in some Fox show that got canceled right away, did some Disney movies and then after like 2 adult hits, is somewhat respectable.

Do you think Alba should stray away from the "fluff" movies and do something more serious?Well the Eye is suppose to be a serious type movie. And There's also Awake with is like nothing shes ever done before.

And after next years get smart she will lose that credit.


I kid.:yay:

Valerie_f4
07-27-2007, 01:21 AM
get smart?

SoulManX
07-27-2007, 07:01 AM
get smart?

http://i12.tinypic.com/4yov0y0.jpg

Erzengel
07-27-2007, 07:15 AM
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0425061/GetSmart1.jpg

PyroChamber
07-27-2007, 12:16 PM
Funny how Anne Hathaway is a more respected actress after protraying a very loose woman in a horrible movie, showing her goods in the process...Are you talking about Havoc?

Sentinel X
07-27-2007, 12:56 PM
funny, for some reason I thought Alba was a virgin :dry:

PyroChamber
07-27-2007, 01:24 PM
funny, for some reason I thought Alba was a virgin :dry:A woman that looks like Alba is never a virgin for too long.

Gilpesh
07-27-2007, 09:39 PM
Are you talking about Havoc?

Of course. In Brokeback those knockers were wasted on a gay cowboy.

A woman that looks like Alba is never a virgin for too long.


Harry: What is it out here with these women?
Harmony: Oh please, Harry, they're no different from anywhere else.
Harry: Yes, they are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. I'm telling you, you take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood - dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular...
Harry: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] ... Now, you take one of these... gals, who sleeps with 100 guys a year, and I *bet* you if you look in their childhood, there's something rotten in Denver.
Harmony: Denmark.
Harry: [closing his cigarette lighter] That too! But it's abandonment, it's abuse, it's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa!"... and then they all come out here!
Harry: [continuing] I mean, it's literally like someone took America by the East Coast and *shook* it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Kel
07-28-2007, 11:50 AM
Are ya just going around looking for Jessica's name in a title.....damn, this is what the 5th thread these are in now.....????

There is a Good Luck Chuck thread in Misc. Movies, which is where these could have been placed.....

Just a thought.....

SoulManX
07-30-2007, 08:49 AM
He bridled at marriage
Some pals of recently split Jessica Alba and Cash Warren say they are confident the two will iron out their differences and get back together.
"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider.
"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."
Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.
"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."
Here's hoping their own fairy tale also has a happy ending.

The Apatow Crew
07-30-2007, 08:53 AM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

It can't be true it can't be possible! I can't take this and having it turned back onto me!


Where'd you get this from where's your site you got this from?

SoulManX
07-30-2007, 09:03 AM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

It can't be true it can't be possible! I can't take this and having it turned back onto me!


Where'd you get this from where's your site you got this from?

TMZ and ABC News.

The Apatow Crew
07-30-2007, 09:07 AM
TMZ and ABC News.

F************************************************* *********************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

SoulManX
07-30-2007, 09:15 AM
F************************************************* *********************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Just buy a 8 carat diamond and she is yours buddy.

Kel
07-30-2007, 12:15 PM
Yeah, weddings do that to women.......its just something we can't seem to get around.....weddings do that to us, even if we don't have a guy on our arm..........

Erzengel
07-30-2007, 01:02 PM
Which is why the one of the best places to score with women are weddings.

Kel
07-30-2007, 01:04 PM
Which is why the one of the best places to score with women are weddings.


LMAO, "Wedding Crashers" anyone.......

Erzengel
07-30-2007, 01:05 PM
Even before the movie came out, it was common knowledge.

Kel
07-30-2007, 01:13 PM
Even before the movie came out, it was common knowledge.

Well of course, we know Hollywood writers don't have ideas of their own.....:cwink:

Jolie_Desastre
07-30-2007, 01:48 PM
wait a minute, i always thought, from interviews, that jess was in no rush to get married but he was. i'm so confused...damn press :( hmmm maybe it was the wedding....


wedding crashers was awesome :D

Crook
07-30-2007, 02:18 PM
He bridled at marriage
Some pals of recently split Jessica Alba and Cash Warren say they are confident the two will iron out their differences and get back together.
"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider.
"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."
Did I just read that right? The PRESS is cold for making Alba out to be what is essentially a b***h? Did this person completely ignore the fact that she just quit out on 3-4 years of a relationship, solely because her significant other wasn't ready for the huge leap that is marriage??

THAT is some Grade-A bull****.

A lot of girls expect guys to be "understanding" when they want to save themselves for the right guy, or for marriage. But the second that's flipped on them, they get all huffy and go to such lengths as taking their anger out by ending the relationship.

I've seen this happen to 2 friends of mine. Not necessarily marriage, but other things that they weren't ready for just yet. That's some grimey, cold-blooded ish right there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Smilies/Mad/010.gif

Gilpesh
07-30-2007, 04:10 PM
No one ever said Jessica Alba wasn't Veruca Salt incarnate.

Yurka
07-30-2007, 04:30 PM
Jessica Alba Breaks Up With Boyfriend Cash Warren
Wednesday July 25, 2007

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/alba_blog_7.jpg
Cash Warren and Jessica Alba at the 7th Malibu International Film Festival in Los Angeles, CA. April 10, 2006.
Michael Bezjian/WireImage.com


After two-and-a-half years together, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split. The 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week over the phone, sources tell Usmagazine.com.
Sources tell Us that Alba, who was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, called Warren on July 22 and told him, "I'm not in love with you anymore."

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

Warren and Alba met on the set of Fantastic Four in 2005, when Warren (a Yale grad) was the assistant to the film's director, Tim Story.

Despite the gap between them on the film industry food chain, the couple were often seen partying at Hollywood events and enjoying romantic vacations from Mexico to Miami.

In 2005, months into her relationship with Warren, Alba told Us, "being in love has made it a hot year."

Just a month ago, Spike TV named Warren the "Luckiest Bastard" of 2007 at their first annual Guy's Choice Awards, due to his relationship with Alba.
But now, a source tells Us that Warren isn't feeling lucky at all and is, understandably, very upset.

The breakup "happened...almost out of nowhere," the source says. "[Cash] thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know....he's totally devastated. But it was all her."

Alba's rep declined to comment.
http://www.usmagazine.com/jessica_alba_breakup



little do we know the "other man" is JAL...














pause not.

The Apatow Crew
07-30-2007, 06:55 PM
Just buy a 8 carat diamond and she is yours buddy.Yeah cause working at Mcdonalds i can afford that.


Like Peter Parker said in Sm2

"Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?"

SoulManX
07-30-2007, 07:19 PM
Yeah cause working at Mcdonalds i can afford that.


Like Peter Parker said in Sm2

"Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?"

Lotto:ninja:

The Apatow Crew
07-30-2007, 09:38 PM
Lotto:ninja:Whats that mean?

SoulManX
07-31-2007, 07:49 AM
Whats that mean?

:dry:Lottery:dry:

The Apatow Crew
07-31-2007, 08:51 AM
:dry:Lottery:dry:Yeah i have such a great shot at winning the lottery.

I guess the only thing i have to win her her over is my charming personality.

Darthphere
07-31-2007, 08:57 AM
Yeah cause working at Mcdonalds i can afford that.


Like Peter Parker said in Sm2

"Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?"

That was a retarded line.

SoulManX
07-31-2007, 09:27 AM
Yeah i have such a great shot at winning the lottery.

I guess the only thing i have to win her her over is my charming personality.


Charm can get you so far...Money gets you everywhere you need to be.

TwilightPro101
07-31-2007, 03:04 PM
Now, that's surprising news.

The Apatow Crew
07-31-2007, 06:23 PM
Charm can get you so far...Money gets you everywhere you need to be.Woman say they love a man who can make them laugh. And i think i happen to be pretty damn funny. I saw i could even be a comedian if i took the time to write some jokes.

Gilpesh
07-31-2007, 06:30 PM
And one day, I'll win the lottery if I keep playing. Cause they say the odds are in my favor.

SoulManX
08-01-2007, 10:23 AM
http://www.doubleviking.com/attack-mode-applying-for-the-position-of-jessica-alba-s-boyfriend-6269-p.html

JAL read this asap:woot:

Jolie_Desastre
08-01-2007, 11:56 AM
http://www.doubleviking.com/attack-mode-applying-for-the-position-of-jessica-alba-s-boyfriend-6269-p.html

JAL read this asap:woot:


LMAO!:woot:

Darthphere
08-01-2007, 12:00 PM
Alba just wants a guy who will be her little *****.

Superman4ever
08-02-2007, 09:14 PM
I LOVE the title of the thread, LMAO.



The hell with him! He should have been so lucky!


Now its my time! Its all about the game and how you play it.


I'm so rooting for ya JAL. :woot:

Valerie_f4
08-02-2007, 11:35 PM
HEhe. Go JAL! I will be cheering for you. lol

The Apatow Crew
08-03-2007, 08:58 AM
Alba just wants a guy who will be her little *****.I can be that.

sandgoblin
08-17-2007, 11:16 AM
me too!!!

PyroChamber
08-17-2007, 11:31 AM
Alba just wants a guy who will be her little *****.Isn't that what a lot of women want anyway?

sandgoblin
08-17-2007, 10:28 PM
Thats fine 'cause i'll do it.