The Albalicious Auditorium

[Mr. Socko]

No chance cowboy :oldrazz:

[omid17]

No chance cowboy :oldrazz: i know:csad::woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

damn i want to ride her:woot:No she can ride me instead. reverse cowgril.:yay:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4263/scan10023kopiefm4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

[Mr. Socko]

I've so got to try that 3D eyeliner :o

[The Apatow Crew]

I've so got to try that 3D eyeliner :oI so gotta be with her while shes wearing that.

[Two-Face]

I've so got to try that 3D eyeliner :o

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/070509115427s.jpg
:woot:

[Mr. Socko]

I so gotta be with her while shes wearing that.


How about just settling for your next door latino neighbor? I'm sure she's just as good:oldrazz:


Harv, those red and blue glasses kill me. I've been spoiled with the black glasses for digital 3D. I'll never go back now.

[sandgoblin]

No she can ride me instead. reverse cowgril.:yay:


My thoughts exactly.

[The Apatow Crew]

My thoughts exactly.what can i say i have problems.:yay:

[Docker2.0]

Yes..................you do! :csad:

[Two-Face]

Yeah Alba issues...

[Mr. Socko]

what can i say i have problems.:yay:


They're probably going to rip you apart in the Hayden thread for that last comment. :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

They're probably going to rip you apart in the Hayden thread for that last comment. :oldrazz:so what its my opinion.

like everyone else has on here.









and this can't be right.


Awake Opens Friday, November 30, 2007 | Runtime: 1 hr. 18 min.
Rating : R
language, an intense disturbing situation, and brief drug use

http://www.fandango.com/movies/1/movieoverview.aspx?mid=89134&wssac=58&wssaffid=11481_REGWebsite

[Hunter Rider]

Don't stir trouble in the Hayden thread JAL.

[The Apatow Crew]

Don't stir trouble in the Hayden thread JAL.I just said something thats all. People do it all the time in here.

I didn't call no one names or call her a bad name. But i guess my opinon is trolling huh?

[Hunter Rider]

I just said something thats all. People do it all the time in here.

I didn't call no one names or call her a bad name. But i guess my opinon is trolling huh?

Why make the comment that you knew would be replied to with hostility ? especially given how you have acted here for the last 2+ years.

[The-Dark-Knight]

I just said something thats all. People do it all the time in here.

I didn't call no one names or call her a bad name. But i guess my opinon is trolling huh?

What did you say jal?

[Kelly]

I just said something thats all. People do it all the time in here.

I didn't call no one names or call her a bad name. But i guess my opinon is trolling huh?



yes....

[The Apatow Crew]

You know what fine forget it. let them have the damn thread. I won't go into it anymore.

I just find its funny how others are allowed to say the same thing but yet i say something and get hit with a wooden spoon.

[The Apatow Crew]

Why make the comment that you knew would be replied to with hostility ? especially given how you have acted here for the last 2+ years.Cause i thought people were allowed to give opinions and stuff but i guess not.


Even though it was your or someone else that said thing about this sitaution.

[Hunter Rider]

Cause i thought people were allowed to give opinions and stuff but i guess not.


Even though it was your or someone else that said thing about this sitaution.

Think about it JAL, the guys in that thread aren't even a fraction as obsessed with Hayden as you are with Jess, so to post what you posted would only leads to trouble b/c it was like an uber dirty kettle with rusting, calling the mildly dirty pot, black

[The Apatow Crew]

whatever lets just forget it okay. Get back to the title of the thread

even though the hype is full of hprcrites.



i just find it damn funnyt cause you say i'm Obsessed" i can't say something even if it is true.

[Asteroid-Man]

I'm looking for the pics from this shoot
http://www.feedmecool****.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/delany_bishop7.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm looking for the pics from this shoot
http://www.feedmecool****.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/delany_bishop7.jpgthe whole entire set?

[Asteroid-Man]

yeah

[The Apatow Crew]

yeahall right give me some time. if its not up by tonight all have them up tomorrow.


what do you need them for?

[Mr. Socko]

all right give me some time. if its not up by tonight all have them up tomorrow.


what do you need them for?


History project:oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/16-Jessicashandisup.jpg

[Asteroid-Man]

all right give me some time. if its not up by tonight all have them up tomorrow.


what do you need them for?
What do you think :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

What do you think :oldrazz:too much info right there.:o

[omid17]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/16-Jessicashandisup.jpg
she looks way hotter in the first F4 movie

[LexCorp]

Anything new in the world of Alba?

[sandgoblin]

Anything new in the world of Alba?


Not that i know of. :csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

Anything new in the world of Alba?Still filming the love guru in canada yet.

[The Apatow Crew]

Don't everyone forget Jessica will be on regis and kelly today to promote Awake.

[LexCorp]

That reminds me I saw a few pics of her in a local UK mag this week...

She was in a wet t-shirt and bikini bottoms on a beach. Have you seen them?

[The Apatow Crew]

That reminds me I saw a few pics of her in a local UK mag this week...

She was in a wet t-shirt and bikini bottoms on a beach. Have you seen them?Yes i have.
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/02-1.jpg

There from the GQ UK edition.

Here's the cover.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/01-2.jpg

[LexCorp]

Yes that the one, but the ones I saw were more paparazi shots of her between shoots.....showed more boobs.

[The Apatow Crew]

Yes that the one, but the ones I saw were more paparazi shots of her between shoots.....showed more boobs.yeah those are the behind the scenes shots.

[LexCorp]

yeah those are the behind the scenes shots.

Of course I can always count on you for the facts JAL.

[LexCorp]

Was the GQ thing the suprise?

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1641/jessicaalbazebra2bigwn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8254/jessicaalbazebrabigdb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9232/jessicaalbazebra4bigax7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8111/jessicaalbazebra6bighh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[LexCorp]

Ahhh yeah....

[Prison Mike]

saw her on Regis and Kelly today. She was looking hot. She talked about her comedy movie with Mike Meyers and Justin Timberlake and promoted Awake. Looks like a good movie.

[LexCorp]

saw her on Regis and Kelly today. She was looking hot. She talked about her comedy movie with Mike Meyers and Justin Timberlake and promoted Awake. Looks like a good movie.

I ahd no idea Justin Timberlake was a real person. I thought he was a CGI creation. :wow:

[Two-Face]

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1641/jessicaalbazebra2bigwn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Look at that guy, he's thinking! " Hmm What should I do with this ass?":woot:

[Mr. Socko]

saw her on Regis and Kelly today. She was looking hot. She talked about her comedy movie with Mike Meyers and Justin Timberlake and promoted Awake. Looks like a good movie.


The Guru movie, it sounds like a really good premise!

[Prison Mike]

I ahd no idea Justin Timberlake was a real person. I thought he was a CGI creation. :wow:

yes, he's real. Unfortunately. :csad:

[Kahoot]

Don't everyone forget Jessica will be on regis and kelly today to promote Awake.
Aren't there writers on Strike like the rest of them?

[The Apatow Crew]

Aren't there writers on Strike like the rest of them?this was filmed like 2 weeks ago.

[The Apatow Crew]

yes, he's real. Unfortunately. :csad:Don't be harting on JT. he's mad player with pimp skills to the sky.:yay:

[The Apatow Crew]

Two new Awake Promo shots.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5942/awakepromo004ft1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We made a mess.:yay:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3421/awakepromo005aa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/7210/theeyepromo002ie8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=39578
The New Eye Trailer!
Source: Lionsgate
November 26, 2007

Lionsgate has released the new trailer for The Eye (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=17318), starring Jessica Alba (http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=39578#), Parker Posey, Alessandro Nivola, Tamlyn Tomita and Chloe Moretz. Opening February 1, the horror-thriller was directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud.
Click here (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=17318) to watch the trailer!

[LexCorp]

Nice promos

[The Apatow Crew]

Nice promosYes i really like the second one. :heart:

[The Apatow Crew]

Something strange happened on the way to the release of filmmaker Joby Harold's directorial debut Awake (http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/films.php?id=1580). He already had a production company backing the movie and Harvey Weinstein was ready to release it with his new company, but after filming it, the movie went into a long gestation period akin to post-production hell as Harold fine-tuned it in editing and FX. Finally, after two years, it's seeing the light of day, being "awoken" if you like, and the world will find out if it's ready for a thriller based around the medical phenomenon known as "anesthetic awareness."

The film stars Hayden Christensen (you may know him as Analkin Skywalker) playing a young, wealthy stock investor about to undergo a heart transplant operation. When he's put under via anesthesia, he learns to his horror that he can sense everything around him and feel every painful slice into his body. This real-life horror concept of "anesthetic awareness" is only one part of the movie, though, as he has a romance with Jessica Alba despite the disapproval of his mother (Lena Olin), and there's a plot by a couple of doctors, including one played by Terrence Howard, to kill the young man during the operation for reasons you can only learn by seeing the movie.

Harold is a British ex-pat now living in New York City, where he filmed the entire movie, and after a brief discussion about how the miserable rainy weather normally found in London has taken over New York, we got right into the interview, which got so technical at times that we wondered whether we should be referring to him as Dr. Joby Harold.

ShockTillYouDop.com: I remember hearing about this movie either last year or even earlier. When did you actually shoot the movie?
Joby Harold: We shot 38 days in December of 2005.

Shock: Oh, it was that long ago. I interviewed Jessica Alba for "Into the Blue" two years ago and I remember her talking about the movie. I wasn't sure if she had shot it at that point.
Harold: Yeah, that was before us, I think, she was getting ready at that point.

Shock: So I guess the question is how come you just finished the movie now if it was shot so long ago?
Harold: Yeah, yeah. It wasn't shelved or anything. We were working on it; we never finished it. We had an enormous amount of post to do it, and it took on a lot of different versions through post, just because the script was so complicated. It was extremely dense, and we sort of worked very hard to streamline it, and get it into tip-top shape, and that just took a really, really long time. We had these fascinated editors who worked on the movie. It was a whole ‘nothing film school just watching some of the editors who go to work on it, and it was for the good of the film, I think. I think the film has benefited from the amount of time and care that we were able to put into it, and it's a credit to the producers that they were willing to commit that time to making it right.

Shock: I don't want to spoil anything, but there are a lot of plot twists, and anyone going in expecting a simple premise might be surprised. Did the plot change a lot from the original ideas in the first draft?
Harold: The twists and turns were all there right from the beginning. It was more about streamlining the language and reconciling just how much of a genre film it was going to be vs. too indie in its sensibilities and a little too quirky for its own good. We were just trying to sort of balance out those two sides, to make sure that the way we were telling the story was the right way, from an audience point of view, so they could enjoy it as well as they can possibly enjoy it.

Shock: I thought I read in the notes that the original idea for the movie came from when you had an operation and then you heard about it while in the hospital?
Harold: (laughs) No, what happened was I had a kidney stone--which is no good and I don't recommend it for anyone--but I was in hospital and I was laying on a hospital bed screaming a lot--I don't know if you've had a kidney stone but it's a very painful thing. They'd pumped me full of morphine and the morphine wasn't working, and I was screaming to high heaven, and my wife was running around trying to get doctors to give more pain-killers because it wasn't working. I got so bored of yelling that I had to get used to the fact that this was only going to continue, and I was going to be in pain for the next two or three or four hours, according to their estimates, so I started thinking about other things. I started thinking about my wife and my childhood and my work and anything I could to distract myself. While thinking about that, I started thinking about the possibilities… I'd already known about anesthesia awareness. I started thinking, "Wouldn't it be interesting to be in a man's mind while that's happening? When he's in extreme pain, like what do you do? Where do you go to escape from that? What deep dark recesses of your mind can you go into to get away from something that's so awful?" The worst version of that is what Hayden's character goes through in the movie.

Shock: You read about this phenomenon somewhere?
Harold: Yeah, it was out there as part of the popular culture. It's something that I'd heard about a few times. At first, I actually got into it through an article about the execution of Timothy McVeigh that alleged he had a tear when he was being killed and that possibly when killed by lethal injection, he'd actually feel something, which is not what's supposed to happen. As a reader reading that, I started to feel a tremendous amount of sympathy for somebody I hadn't had sympathy for before, and it really started me to thinking what an awful thing that would be, just as a reader, and then, it was only when I was in the hospital myself and having a very different experience, but an experience to do with pain, that those two things came together.

Shock: What kind of research did you do yourself? Did you meet anybody who'd been through it and find out what it was like? Did you spend a lot of time in hospitals?
Harold: I have, yeah. I met people who it's happened to and obviously did a lot of research. The film itself is not to do with post-traumatic stress or anything that happens after this occurs. I wanted to investigate the actual experience the subject had experienced going through it and that's harder to research, but I did spend time in hospital actually being in actual heart procedures or heart transplants, to be in the room in scrubs, next to the patient, and be able to lean over and see a beating heart, not 18" away from my face. And the actors got to do that, too, and it was very important to me that as many people as possible involved in the key areas of the film could actually be in there and understand what that is like. It's a fairly humbling experience to be able to do that, to see that right up close.

Shock: I personally get squeamish when I watch operations, so was that the case with any of the actors?
Harold: The weirdest thing about actually doing that, and being in those rooms, and you expect that. You go in and you think, "Oh, this is going to be dodgy. I'm not sure if I can handle this." And you make sure you haven't eaten too much beforehand, but you keep yourself together and think, "Well, it's part of my job." For me, I thought I had to do this, and I told the actors they have to. I went in with Terrence and as soon as I was in there, all of that faded away. It was the weirdest thing, and I think all the actors felt the same way. You just feel very very beautiful. You're seeing a beating heart in front of it, and it doesn't seem gory and it in no way feels like you're watching something that's objectionable. It's like watching something that feels very natural. Several of the actors came up to me in the production office and thanked us for the experience of just getting to have done that. People don't get to do that sort of thing. It's quite a sight to behold.

Shock: You mentioned that you talked to people who went through this, so were they able to explain to you how it felt? I can't even imagine what it might feel like to have an organ ripped out of me, being able to feel it and not being able to do or say anything about it.
Harold: There are so many different levels of awareness. I mean, there really are, ranging from just having memories of having heard things all the way through to the worst case scenario, which is what happens to Hayden's character. I think generally speaking, for those people to have gone through absolute pain, you can't imagine… I don't think anybody could imagine what that would be like. It probably ends up being a very personal experience, simply because it is so awful, it depends on the individual how you respond to that. For me, what's interesting from the storytelling point of view, is it gets away of all the artifice and pretence of the character and says, "Right, what is this person made of? When they're in a worst-case scenario, what do they do? Where do they go? Are they strong? Do they fall apart? Do they stand up? Do they fight back? How far can you take your character when you put them through something so awful? How far can you take the character into places we haven't seen before?"

Shock: There's an interesting disclaimer on the notes--I don't know if you saw Hayden on "The View" but Barbara Walters mentioned it also--it's pretty jarring. It says, "This film depicts a horrifying true-life surgical event known as ‘anesthetic awareness." ‘Awake' may not be suitable for those about to undergo anesthesia for surgery." Did you see this?
Harold: Yeah, I saw that. (chuckles)

Shock: So whose idea was that? Was that just legal precautions or something to put those who read it--in this case, critics--more on edge?
Harold: Yeah, I'm not responsible for that stuff, but I understand where it's coming from. If you were to see this right before going into surgery… surgery is alarming enough as it is, and it's something certainly that everybody has to go through at one point or another and it's never a pleasant experience, and you probably wouldn't want to add to the discomfort of that experience by watching this right before you went in. That wouldn't be very sensible I would say.

Shock: You mentioned the discussions about how much of a genre to make this, and I've debated with my editor whether this would be considered a "horror movie" or not. A disclaimer like that would freak me out even more if I were going to see the movie and I saw that on the poster, but I'd also go in expecting more gore.
Harold: I don't think it's a straight-up horror movie. There are straight-up horror movies obviously that would take this subject matter into places that would, if they became too genre, it might just feel too sadistic. From a filmmaker point of view, it feels like a torture movie and I didn't want to make a torture movie. It's too easy to do that with this subject matter, and when you're doing that to a character that quite simply can't fight back because they're incapacitated by a phenomenon, there's no fun to that. As an audience member, it's not interesting for me to see, and as a filmmaker, it feels one-note, so it was very important to me that while this is an awful situation, and certainly horrific, and conceptually, just terrifying, which it really is. It still freaks me out and I've been working on this film for a long time. Beyond all that, if you could tell a story that as well as being horrific, was entertaining, had a love story element that at the end of the day was probably best described as a thriller and could appeal to more people than just the hardcore horror audience. It's really interesting the way it plays with an audience of people. Women over 25 at one point were our biggest fans because of some of the things that were happening in the movie, just as men under 25 became our biggest fans for some of the things that are happening in the movie. What's interesting about the film is that it really covers a lot of those bases, I think.

Shock: I know this is a weird question to ask during an interview, but how much do you think people should really know about the movie before going in? I went into the movie expecting one thing and was surprised what a layered story it was, so much more than just a guy on a table being cut open and screaming a lot.
Harold: Again, I can answer best as an audience member, because I think that's the best way to make movies. I most enjoy seeing a film when I know very little about it, ‘cause then you're sitting down and you're most authentically in the middle of the ride, and you're more susceptible to whatever the film is doing. Now if it's a surprise movie or a reveal movie, you get to really be swept away with it. I think that if you're going in looking for something about anesthesia awareness and the condition and the experience, then you're going to get that, and you won't be disappointed about that, but on top of that, you're going to get things that are more than advertised. As soon as you deal with things like that then it becomes to me just a more interesting story. I'm getting more than I bargained for, and that gives me more of a reason to go home and tell my mates about it and have them go see it.

Shock: What was involved with Hayden's performance in the movie? It seems like he had to do a lot of acting in voice-over, plus a lot he had to do without knowing how it would look after special FX. I assume that everything was just prepared in a way that you could do a lot of stuff in post?
Harold: As you said, there's lots of different things he had to do in the film, some of which we did during production, just to give us as much to work with as possible while we were in the cutting process and some of which he did in post. There's also some effects in the movie where you get to see two Haydens, as you say, looking back at himself and remembering himself and two Haydens interacting, and obviously, those were visual FX stuff that had to be done in post. He was definitely more than up for the challenge of it not being a conventional leading man role and he would be having out of body experiences and those sorts of things. I think he really did a good job executing what he had to do.

Shock: I saw in your bio that you had a few other projects in the works including an adaptation of the graphic novel "Outlaw." What's been happening with that?
Harold: Yes, "Outlaw" was a while ago. It's actually a lot of fun, it's based on a graphic novel and that was for New Line, and I'm not quite sure what's going on with that. That was before "Awake" and I've been so concentrated on "Awake" that I'm not quite sure where that is. Since we've had a longer post period on "Awake," I've been able to do some other studio stuff, which is very different from "Awake," it's more sort of high budget sci-fi or action-horror or those bigger budget things where I can let my imagination run wild and not be the one who is going to be culpably responsible as the director to have to execute it. It's not only a nice way to spend a day, it's very gratifying from the point of view of just wanting to let your imagination run wild. I got to work with Zack Snyder* recently in that capacity, and I've got a couple things in the pipeline, which when this strike finally ends, I'll hopefully be able to get to.

Shock: Have you had a chance to go out and picket somewhere yet?
Joby Harold: I just delivered the movie on Saturday, so it's been absolutely crazy here with the director hat here on, but I know I'm going to have to go out and do all that stuff. Gotta be a good card-carrying member of the WGA, gotta support my guild!

Awake (http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/films.php?id=1580) opens nationwide on Friday, November 30.

*You can also read what Harold said about co-writing Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead (http://shocktillyoudrop.com/films.php?id=3183) here (http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=3714).

http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/topnews.php?id=3742

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba 'Freaked Out' by Possible Broadway Debut

Jessica Alba confirmed Monday that she's in talks to star on Broadway in a revival of David Mamet's (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B00018GW6W?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B00018GW6W&adid=76474291-52a2-44d1-b2d2-0850a56ed609) Speed-the-Plow – the role that Madonna originated in the 1988 Broadway production. "Well, there's a rumor. Yeah, I've been asked to do it," Alba, 26, said on Live with Regis & Kelly Monday. She added later, "But this is just talk. It's not really happening yet. I'm freaked out!"

Should she sign on for the role of Karen, the job would mark Alba's Broadway debut. "I would be honored to do it," she said, adding, perhaps a bit coyly, "I don't know if audiences would even want to see me on Broadway." Alba said taking the theater role next summer might actually be "perfect timing," if a possible strike by the Screen Actors Guild materializes, precluding SAG actors temporarily from doing film work.

Alicia Silverstone played Karen in a 2006 revival of the play in Los Angeles.

Alba also spoke on Monday about her experience shooting The Love Guru, an upcoming hockey movie with Mike Myers (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B0007W9DI6?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B0007W9DI6&adid=9b67d41f-6d1d-461e-92a8-b2a92bc6c280) and Justin Timberlake (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000OYAT1W?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000OYAT1W&adid=5b452eab-2f16-4840-b730-d93bf35b799c). Asked if Timberlake is good on the ice, she replied, "I heard he's really good. I mean, I don't go and, like, watch him. You know, that would be weird. 'Hey, I just came by to watch you guys play.' Creepy!"

(people.com)

[Two-Face]

JT is in Guru? Oh dear....

[Hunter Rider]

JT is awesome.......Jess on Broadway ? :wow:

[The Apatow Crew]

JT is in Guru? Oh dear....Whats thre hate for him Just cause he dates mad hot woman all the time.

[The Apatow Crew]

JT is awesome.......Jess on Broadway ? :wow:Yes that should show those people and critics a thing or two.

I might have to go see that then. New York i might be visting you again.:yay:

[Two-Face]

Whats thre hate for him Just cause he dates mad hot woman all the time.

I don't hate him, I like his music all but acting is crap...

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't hate him, I like his music all but acting is crap...you saw all this from what 2 movies not including shrek? he was one of the only likeable characters in alpha dog i thought.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/7210/theeyepromo002ie8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=39578
The New Eye Trailer!
Source: Lionsgate
November 26, 2007

Lionsgate has released the new trailer for The Eye (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=17318), starring Jessica Alba (http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=39578#), Parker Posey, Alessandro Nivola, Tamlyn Tomita and Chloe Moretz. Opening February 1, the horror-thriller was directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud.
Click here (http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=17318) to watch the trailer!Looks awesome.:up::woot:

[Mr. Socko]

Jessica Alba 'Freaked Out' by Possible Broadway Debut

Jessica Alba confirmed Monday that she's in talks to star on Broadway in a revival of David Mamet's (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B00018GW6W?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B00018GW6W&adid=76474291-52a2-44d1-b2d2-0850a56ed609) Speed-the-Plow – the role that Madonna originated in the 1988 Broadway production. "Well, there's a rumor. Yeah, I've been asked to do it," Alba, 26, said on Live with Regis & Kelly Monday. She added later, "But this is just talk. It's not really happening yet. I'm freaked out!"

Should she sign on for the role of Karen, the job would mark Alba's Broadway debut. "I would be honored to do it," she said, adding, perhaps a bit coyly, "I don't know if audiences would even want to see me on Broadway." Alba said taking the theater role next summer might actually be "perfect timing," if a possible strike by the Screen Actors Guild materializes, precluding SAG actors temporarily from doing film work.

Alicia Silverstone played Karen in a 2006 revival of the play in Los Angeles.

Alba also spoke on Monday about her experience shooting The Love Guru, an upcoming hockey movie with Mike Myers (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B0007W9DI6?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B0007W9DI6&adid=9b67d41f-6d1d-461e-92a8-b2a92bc6c280) and Justin Timberlake (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000OYAT1W?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000OYAT1W&adid=5b452eab-2f16-4840-b730-d93bf35b799c). Asked if Timberlake is good on the ice, she replied, "I heard he's really good. I mean, I don't go and, like, watch him. You know, that would be weird. 'Hey, I just came by to watch you guys play.' Creepy!"

(people.com)

Jessica Alba doing a little Broadway work would be fantastic!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Dunno if this was posted yet but here she is on the cover of German Cosmopolitan:
http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/jalba_cosmogermany.jpg

[Asteroid-Man]

JAL I'm still waiting...

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL I'm still waiting...Sorry i've been busy.

[omid17]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/1ac24cap0054js.jpg

[eXperiment]

^^
Hot Damn!

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/1ac24cap0054js.jpg

Albalicious!!!!!!!!!

[sandgoblin]

Albalicious!!!!!!!!!


WOW! :wow:

[The Apatow Crew]

WOW! :wow:http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/3.gif

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/Alba__Honey_016.gif

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/touxy8.gif

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b35/JessicaAlbaLover/jespp9.gif

[LexCorp]

Sneak peak of Alba ass..

I am sure you cold piece together all of her pictures to form a near naked one right JAL?

[The Apatow Crew]

A review for awake.

http://www.joblo.com/arrow/reviews.php?id=1215

[Kahoot]

So 2 and a half out of? Reads like a good review but with a low score.

[The Apatow Crew]

So 2 and a half out of? Reads like a good review but with a low score.Jeez is that the only thing yiou care about a score?


Like i said before see it for yourself its just one person and its 2 and a hlf out of 5.



Don't let one person say oh i'm not gonna see it.

Like it mattrers to you anyway since you want anyway. so whats it matter.

[Kahoot]

Well in this case I could care less about the score coz it's not Empire but 2½ out of 5 for what he says is a good movie doesn't seem right.

[PaulGilbert]

Jeez is that the only thing yiou care about a score?

Like it mattrers to you anyway since you want anyway. so what it matter.

Can someone translate? I dont speak Russian.

[The Apatow Crew]

Here are the pics Asteroid Man asked for.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6269/fhm001cq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/555/fhm002lx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6854/fhm003nl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/9879/fhm004tz0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3130/fhm005yu6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/2899/fhm007qq5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5512/fhm008uj7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kelly]

If you look at what his rating actually means, it pretty much says....

It was worth the time and he actually was moving towards digging the movie, which is pretty much exactly what he said in his review.

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9761/fhm009zr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1456/fhm010qu8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/2807/fhm011rz7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3471/fhm012wq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8987/fhm013ea2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2406/fhm014ro2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7639/fhm016ip5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/2679/fhm017vn0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2777/fhm018hr1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kahoot]

Don't let one person say oh i'm not gonna see it.

Like it mattrers to you anyway since you want anyway. so whats it matter.
Actually even with the low score it got a good review so I might go if I can get time between other movies. I was thinking this looked good for a while.

[Erzengel]

If you look at what his rating actually means, it pretty much says....

It was worth the time and he actually was moving towards digging the movie, which is pretty much exactly what he said in his review.

JAL is like a battered wife/gf, he always expects to get hit and just right away reacts.

[Matt Murdock]

You have a sense of humor, erz. :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

why do you gotta do this all the time?

[Two-Face]

60s Alba? :wow:

[The Apatow Crew]

60s Alba? :wow:yeah.:heart:


Its from a mag called FHM collectors. Its a overseas mag in UK.


Its from last year.

[Two-Face]

First I seen it here, I usually read FHM sometimes...

[The Apatow Crew]

First I seen it here, I usually read FHM sometimes...Its a diff type of one though. More of a fashion type magazine.

[Two-Face]

Do you have new Maxim pics of Alba?

[The Apatow Crew]

Do you have new Maxim pics of Alba?by new you mean recent ones? cause she hasn't done a maxim shoot since 2003. back when she was promoting honey.

[Two-Face]

by new you mean recent ones? cause she hasn't done a maxim shoot since 2003. back when she was promoting honey.

Maxim needs some new Alba pics, I thought she must have done some for Maxim.

[The Apatow Crew]

Maxim needs some new Alba pics, I thought she must have done some for Maxim.Ummmmmm no i think shes trying to stay away from those mags. you have the 2005 GQ picd and the 2007 UK and US GQ pics plus a bunch of other mags from 2005. Complex

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/featureIndex2v.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/featureIndex2v.jpgyeah but there's also lots of other ones that aren't of her nearly naked. that are just as good.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1748/cosmopolitanouttakes001ji8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8944/cosmopolitanouttakes004ju1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2306/cosmopolitanouttakes006ay0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3218/cosmopolitanouttakes009xb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6568/cosmopolitanouttakes012pc7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3734/cosmopolitanouttakes011jm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

the last two are COTTDAMN!!!!!!!!

[Two-Face]

She's very beautiful woman :up: :heart:

[The Apatow Crew]

She's very beautiful woman :up: :heart:Yes indeed she is. But she wants people to see past that though it means alot to her.

[omid17]

She's very beautiful woman :up: :heart:agreed

[The Apatow Crew]

agreedI think we all agree on that.

[omid17]

BTW great pics JAL!

[The Apatow Crew]

BTW great pics JAL!thanks.


http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4598/copyofc9ad1cd3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jolie_Desastre]

seems like a good flick to watch judging by the review. just might have some trouble watching since it actually shows them cutting him open

btw i had no idea jared leto was signed up for awake. pretty interesting.

Helen Mirren and Sigourney Weaver were bothup for Lena Olin part at some point.

Jared Leto was the original choice to play Clay.

Jessica Alba replaced Kate Bosworth when she booked out to do Superman Returns.

[The Apatow Crew]

I knew the other parts but not kate bosworth was in the other role.

[Jolie_Desastre]

I knew the other parts but not kate bosworth was in the other role.

yeah i didn't know alba replaced her. i thought that role was free but i knew about sigourney weaver. was wondering what happened to her.

[The Apatow Crew]

yeah i didn't know alba replaced her. i thought that role was free but i knew about sigourney weaver. was wondering what happened to her.who knows.

i seen it said the movie was 1 hour and 18 mins. is that a goof or is the movie that short. i thought movies had to be a certain length to be released theaterical.

My theater is playing oit 5 times. i'm gonna go see it after work. the showin starts at 5:15 and i get out at 5Pm.

[Mr. Socko]

Here are the pics Asteroid Man asked for.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6269/fhm001cq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/555/fhm002lx9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I really like these two, that outfit looks fantastic on her.

If you look at what his rating actually means, it pretty much says....

It was worth the time and he actually was moving towards digging the movie, which is pretty much exactly what he said in his review.

I like your new avvy Kel:woot:

Yes indeed she is. But she wants people to see past that though it means alot to her.

She is probably mostly known for her sex appeal but I feel she is growing as an actress by each film. I enjoy her entertaining movies but I'd love to see Jessica do more drama pictures. Jolie is a good example of an actress who really does a great job at both.*waits for Harv to comment*:oldrazz:

[Jolie_Desastre]

who knows.

i seen it said the movie was 1 hour and 18 mins. is that a goof or is the movie that short. i thought movies had to be a certain length to be released theaterical.

My theater is playing oit 5 times. i'm gonna go see it after work. the showin starts at 5:15 and i get out at 5Pm.

i guess she dropped out of it. helen mirren was attached too. she's amazing.

don't think so. some movies are 68 minutes and released theatrically.

[Kelly]

Thank you Mr. S.....

[The Apatow Crew]

i guess she dropped out of it. helen mirren was attached too. she's amazing.

don't think so. some movies are 68 minutes and released theatrically. Ijust checked another site and it said its 84 mins long.

[rollotomasi]

Yahoo movies says Running Time: 1 hr. 24 min.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809266744/info

[MOIDANGEREUX]

New Extended clip just put up at Yahoo Movies!

http://movies.yahoo.com/premieres/5230227/standardformat/

[The Apatow Crew]

I am going to go see Awake today then.

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba's hot road to success

Jessica Alba has so far escaped the tabloid headlines that holler about troubled starlets. More likely, you'll find her feeding male fantasies in poses for Maxim magazine's hot list or the cover of GQ, which screamed "Sex on the Beach" beside Alba, clad in a tank top and bikini bottom.

The star of Fantastic Four, Good Luck Chuck and the new thriller Awake, combines steamy sexiness with girl-next-door friendliness that men find irresistible. Or as GQ interviewer Sanjiv Bhattacharya describes Alba's certain something: "a pinnacle of unattainable hotness."

Take that, Ross.

Ross was Alba's grade-school crush who gave her grief back then, as we discovered when she accepted this year's Teen Choice Award for Female Hottie. Alba dedicated the award to "a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn't love me. I was pigeon-toed. I had a swayback. I was slightly cross-eyed, bucktoothed. I sucked my thumb."

Then, with a laugh, she said, "Look at me now, Ross. Look at me now."

Alba, 26, seems to take all the attention with a wink and a smile and, so far, no Lohan-sized baggage. She was all smiles at San Diego Comic-Con in July, when the mostly male audience came by the thousands to bask in her presence. No matter that she was at this genre-fest promoting a comedy, Good Luck Chuck, or that co-star Dane Cook was beside her during question-and-answer sessions. They only had eyes, and questions, for her.

Example:

Fawning fan: "What would surprise people about Jessica Alba?"

Alba (spurred by Cook): "I'm a man."

Hearty laughs all around — no one believed that whopper.

Good Luck Chuck aims to make the most of this adoration of Alba. The premise is that Cook's Chuck gains a reputation for being the last guy a woman sleeps with before she finds the man she'll marry. Women throw themselves at him, then look to the next man they meet for commitment.

This seems to Chuck and his friend like living the ultimate male fantasy — until he encounters Alba's clumsy but adorable Cam. She's the one woman he doesn't want to love and leave him, and therein lies the rub.

Cook, the experienced comedian, was helpful to comedic novice Alba on set.

"He's funny, he's genuine, and I'm not sure if many of you know this, but he has a very good heart," she said of her co-star. "And when I was a little nervous about doing the physical comedy, he encouraged me to be fearless and do everything 100 percent. Physical comedy is tough and if it doesn't work, everyone knows it right away."

There was a time, though, when things got too physical.

"Dane and I had a little kissing scene, and he actually chipped my front tooth, and so now I have a fake tooth because of this one right here," she said, giving Cook a nudge.

Director Mark Helfrich said Alba wasn't always thrilled with his advice on how to play her character's slapstick clumsiness.

"I remember we said to her, 'Don't anticipate.' And she said, 'I'm walking straight through a wall! What do you mean don't anticipate?'"

"There might have been an f-word in there," Alba added with a giggle.

Alba was in the end-of-summer R-rated comedy The Ten, and she has been tapped for another comedy, The Love Guru, opposite Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake. She's also got Sin City 2 on her to-do list, and her first horror movie, The Eye, is scheduled for a 2008 release.

(sun-sentinel.com)

[Prison Mike]

the tv guide review for "Awake" was not good. they gave only 1.5 stars out of 4. They said it was a "snore". I never knew that the movie is a reimagining of a Alfred Hitchcock episode. Is anything original these days?

[The Apatow Crew]

the tv guide review for "Awake" was not good. they gave only 1.5 stars out of 4. They said it was a "snore". I never knew that the movie is a reimagining of a Alfred Hitchcock episode. Is anything original these days?Like i said befrore don'it listen to another. Be your own critic. I liked the movie i saw it today.

[omid17]

Like i said befrore don'it listen to another. Be your own critic. I liked the movie i saw it today.please tell me JAL, did Hayden die?

[The Apatow Crew]

please tell me JAL, did Hayden die?Yes and no. Wantot kow ask me or see it.:yay:

[omid17]

Yes and no. Wantot kow ask me or see it.:yay: your right:up: and was the movie good or really good?

[The Apatow Crew]

your right:up: and was the movie good or really good?well that depends. i thought it was good and not just cause of her but others woill say it sucks or its boring.

[omid17]

well that depends. i thought it was good and not just cause of her but others woill say it sucks or its boring.for sure, and your avy is awesome, she looks so hott:yay:

[The Apatow Crew]

for sure, and your avy is awesome, she looks so hott:yay:thank its from Awake.

[omid17]

thank its from Awake.:up:

[The Apatow Crew]

:up:yes i'mn gonna get the ultimate Jess avvy one pic from every big movie shes done in one avvy.

[Prison Mike]

is jessica a bad guy in the movie? Like she is the one who plots to kill her husband?

[omid17]

yes i'mn gonna get the ultimate Jess avvy one pic from every big movie shes done in one avvy.you should man, cuz she looks good in every avy

[The Apatow Crew]

is jessica a bad guy in the movie? Like she is the one who plots to kill her husband?Yes she is. She part of a bunch of doctors who have 4 malpractices suit filed against them and she marries him and then trys to get him killed so they can get the money and pay off the lawsuits filed against them. Its confusing you have to see it for yourelf.

[Lobo]

This is a pic I took myself just before FF1 came out sorry for the retarded scan maybe someone can crop it down and make it look better HUGE pic btw

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/1645/top9pw.jpg

[omid17]

This is a pic I took myself just before FF1 came out sorry for the retarded scan maybe someone can crop it down and make it look better HUGE pic btw

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/1645/top9pw.jpg:up:

[Prison Mike]

Yes she is. She part of a bunch of doctors who have 4 malpractices suit filed against them and she marries him and then trys to get him killed so they can get the money and pay off the lawsuits filed against them. Its confusing you have to see it for yourelf.

thanks. I'll see it soon, either in a couple of weeks or on dvd.

[The Apatow Crew]

This is a pic I took myself just before FF1 came out sorry for the retarded scan maybe someone can crop it down and make it look better HUGE pic btw

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/1645/top9pw.jpgI was there that day in person.

[omid17]

JAL have you seen The Mist?

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL have you seen The Mist?No i have not.

Awake was the first time i was to the movies since the strt of november. today was the first sat i had off since nov 3rd.

[Hunter Rider]

I was there that day in person.

As were her armed security. :woot:

JAL have you seen The Mist?

He got lost. :cwink:

[The Apatow Crew]

As were her armed security. :woot:



He got lost. :cwink:I was all the way in the back though.

[omid17]

No i have not.

Awake was the first time i was to the movies since the strt of november. today was the first sat i had off since nov 3rd.

As were her armed security. :woot:



He got lost. :cwink:lol, man HR i hope you saw because that movie was just famazing

[Lobo]

I was there that day in person.
Cool

As were her armed security. :woot:
Yes and they were assclowns :cmad:



He got lost. :cwink:

LOL :D

[omid17]

No i have not.

Awake was the first time i was to the movies since the strt of november. today was the first sat i had off since nov 3rd.make sure you see it

[Hunter Rider]

I was all the way in the back though.

They have snipers. :ninja:

lol, man HR i hope you saw because that movie was just famazing

It's not been released here yet, I'm gonna try to see it b/c ive heard it's great.

[omid17]

They have snipers. :ninja:



It's not been released here yet, I'm gonna try to see it b/c ive heard it's great.please do

[The Apatow Crew]

Cool


Yes and they were assclowns :cmad:





LOL :DI was in the back. i'm a out of towner and yes they were.

[ANTOINE X]

Again why exactly people are tripping about jesica Alba ? SHE has the body of a 15 year old girl (sorry for the teenagers of this threads) no boobs no butt no legs she's skinny just a beautiful face thats it! at 15 when you have nothing to show the only thing you can take care of is your face!

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/112/theloveguruqj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8161/jessicaalba01gg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[omid17]

:wow::heart::wow::heart::wow::heart:

[The Apatow Crew]

:wow::heart::wow::heart::wow::heart:Yes i know huh?

i'm ready to play.

shes won the game of my heart. *smile* :woot:

[omid17]

Yes i know huh?

i'm ready to play.

shes won the game of my heart. *smile* :woot:
:up:

[The Apatow Crew]

:up:http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2311/77852687bn9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

goodstuff there. shes all wet from the water that is.:yay:

[omid17]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2311/77852687bn9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

goodstuff there. shes all wet from the water that is.:yay::up:

[The Apatow Crew]

:up:Hayden is one lucky Mofo'er.

[omid17]

Hayden is one lucky Mofo'er.he is

[sandgoblin]

he is


I second that.

[Prison Mike]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8161/jessicaalba01gg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'll buy that watch from her.

[The Apatow Crew]

I'll buy that watch from her.Hell yeah i would.

[Erzengel]

It's a girl's watch. :huh:

[Prison Mike]

I said I'd buy it. Not wear it. :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

It's a girl's watch. :huh:So that means i just give it to a girl then. it doesn't have to be a Gf. Like a relative.

[Prison Mike]

the point is, jessica alba is so hot that I would buy anything from her. Well, almost anything.

[The Apatow Crew]

the point is, jessica alba is so hot that I would buy anything from her. Well, almost anything.lol,lmao.:oldrazz:

[Kahoot]

Like i said befrore don'it listen to another. Be your own critic. I liked the movie i saw it today.
But the bad reviews are building up. I might pass on Awake but The Eye looks good... I donno, when ever we get Awake I might go if I can get someone to go with.

[Erzengel]

Good thing, Jessica isn't the spokesperson for Playtex. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

Good thing, Jessica isn't the spokesperson for Playtex. :oShudda up before i stick one up your nose!!:o

[The Apatow Crew]

JESSICA ALBA: 'I'M A PRUDE'

JESSICA ALBA is keen to quash her reputation as a sexy screen siren - insisting she is really a prude. Despite slipping into lycra for the Fantastic Four films; playing a sexy vixen in Sin City and peeling off for various magazine photoshoots, Alba insists she is famous in the movie industry for being shy. She says, "Other than Sin City, I don't really wear skimpy outfits in my movies. People know that I'm a prude. Word has gotten around." The actress famously has a no-nudity clause in her contract and only agreed to bare her back for a scene in new movie Awake, insisting, "That's it. Above the waist, back. And nobody was in front of me but a wall."

(contactmusic.com)

[The Apatow Crew]

But the bad reviews are building up. I might pass on Awake but The Eye looks good... I donno, when ever we get Awake I might go if I can get someone to go with.Go ahead i don't care. go watch some movie about a 80 year old man that was fsmous but then lost his way and was showed back onto his path by a woman old enough to be his grand daughter.



And yes thats a actuall movie. I saw it reviewed on Ebert and roebert.


I'm sure as hell glad the whole world doesn't think like you.

Talk about bein a sheep and being like everyone else. Jeez live a little!

[Prison Mike]

^what movie is that?

[Kahoot]

JAL :( You had a nice classy avvy of Alba looking in a mirror now you have a jumpy gif, why? Classy > Jumpy!

[The Apatow Crew]

^what movie is that?I don't know it had a really long title. Things we've done in the night. or something like that.


it got ravre reviews. its one of the best movies of the year. don't let it get shut out from all the holiday blockbusters. they go.

[Lunar_Wolf]

I read a quote yesterday and Alba said ''if magazines showed men's penises, I would buy it''

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL :( You had a nice classy avvy of Alba looking in a mirror now you have a jumpy gif, why? Classy > Jumpy!Its not jumpy.


http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1971/jessicaaufshoppingtouriql8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Kahoot]

Go ahead i don't care. go watch some movie about a 80 year old man that was fsmous but then lost his way and was showed back onto his path by a woman old enough to be his grand daughter.



And yes thats a actuall movie. I saw it reviewed on Ebert and roebert.


I'm sure as hell glad the whole world doesn't think like you.

Talk about bein a sheep and being like everyone else. Jeez live a little!
I think I know the movie you are talking about... Doesn't look good.

But I always thought Awake looked a lot like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and I wasn't a fan of that one anyway. I'd go but it's too much to go alone and I know no one who'd go with me. The Eye will get my mate(s) in the cinema though.

[The Apatow Crew]

There now its her macking it with a dolphin. Happy now.

[Kelly]

Go ahead i don't care. go watch some movie about a 80 year old man that was fsmous but then lost his way and was showed back onto his path by a woman old enough to be his grand daughter.



And yes thats a actuall movie. I saw it reviewed on Ebert and roebert.


I'm sure as hell glad the whole world doesn't think like you.

Talk about bein a sheep and being like everyone else. Jeez live a little!



But the rest of your post says differently...damn JAL, he simply said he didn't want to see the movie....its not like he's starting a petition to boycott the movie......

[Kahoot]

There now its her macking it with a dolphin. Happy now.
Je suis le roi des Dauphins!

[The Apatow Crew]

But the rest of your post says differently...damn JAL, he simply said he didn't want to see the movie....its not like he's starting a petition to boycott the movie......no he's just babbling on saying oh i heard its got bad reviews i'm not gonna see it then.


all i said he should do is grow a sack and don't listen to every single thing a critic says.

But if he wants to watch some boring A$$ art flick about past memorys lost. then go right ahead but don't be a drone and don't go see it cause someone tells you too. make up your own mind don't let someone do it for you. But its his lose.

[The Apatow Crew]

Je suis le roi des Dauphins!Okay whatever that means then.

[Matt Murdock]

no he's just babbling on saying oh i heard its got bad reviews i'm not gonna see it then.


all i said he should do is grow a sack and don't listen to every single thing a critic says.

But if he wants to watch some boring A$$ art flick about past memorys lost. then go right ahead but don't be a drone and don't go see it cause someone tells you too. make up your own mind don't let someone do it for you. But its his lose.

W...why does not seeing a movie because it's received overwhelmingly negative reviews equate to him not having a sack? :huh:

[Kahoot]

Okay whatever that means then.
I am the King of dolphins!

[Kelly]

Hey Kahoot, you might want to go over to Rottentomatoes and read the viewers reviews, it may give you a better idea of whether you want to see it or not....

[Kahoot]

You realise, I don't care what JAL says... I acually wanna see it I just can't. I can't get a taxi there and back on my own and I know none of my friends will want to go. I'll wait and rent it.

[The Apatow Crew]

Hey Kahoot, you might want to go over to Rottentomatoes and read the viewers reviews, it may give you a better idea of whether you want to see it or not....oh come on that place has there head up there butt so far its not even funny. Bunch of film snobs.


Its like your actually trying to drive people away from seeing this film.

[Matt Murdock]

Kel said the viewer's reviews! Reviews of the common man!

[The Apatow Crew]

You realise, I don't care what JAL says... I acually wanna see it I just can't. I can't get a taxi there and back on my own and I know none of my friends will want to go. I'll wait and rent it.So what you can't go see a movie yourself? I do it all the time.


But like i said whatever.


I have this same convo a movie comes out of hers. might as well not even talk about them anymore cause its the same old crap diff movie they complain about.

[The Apatow Crew]

Kel said the viewer's reviews! Reviews of the common man!yeah right okay. like i said most people on the internet are snobs. including yourself cause think your so damn better. and try to start stuff cause of it.

[Hunter Rider]

:dry:

[Kelly]

You realise, I don't care what JAL says... I acually wanna see it I just can't. I can't get a taxi there and back on my own and I know none of my friends will want to go. I'll wait and rent it.

Well thats a good thing.....lol



Its definitely one I could have waited and saw on DVD and enjoyed it just as much and I did enjoy it......I have a feeling the critics were ready to pounce mainly because it took them so long to release it.....it was probably limping before it even got to the big screen... It is alittle slow in the beginning, and Hayden's voice over of his operation is alittle "blah" at times, but overall the acting is really good, and the little twists and turns were done well. If you don't get to see it in the theatre, definitely rent it...

[Matt Murdock]

yeah right okay. like i said most people on the internet are snobs. including yourself cause think your so damn better. and try to start stuff cause of it.
:huh::dry:

[Kelly]

yeah right okay. like i said most people on the internet are snobs. including yourself cause think your so damn better. and try to start stuff cause of it.


Chill out....if you can't handle the heat, take a few days off.

[Kahoot]

So what you can't go see a movie yourself? I do it all the time.
I do go to the cinema on my own when I'm at home but I'm still at uni and will probably still be here when the movie comes out so I'm further away from a cinema and it just costs too much.

[Prison Mike]

I think I'll wait for the dvd. I don't feel like going out in the cold and spending $8. I'd rather rent movies and spend $3.

[Two-Face]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8161/jessicaalba01gg4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Very nice :up::heart:

[Prison Mike]

I do go to the cinema on my own when I'm at home but I'm still at uni and will probably still be here when the movie comes out so I'm further away from a cinema and it just costs too much.

I'm like that too. The only movie I've seen at college was Spider-Man 3. The cinema is pretty far from where I live anyways.

[Matt Murdock]

Renting movies and having a few friends over is always fun. you can laugh louder, make your own popcorn, and can actually pause the movies at bathroom breaks. :up:

[Kelly]

Renting movies and having a few friends over is always fun. you can laugh louder, make your own popcorn, and can actually pause the movies at bathroom breaks. :up:


Amen...I love movie nights.......most movies I go to see in a year I go see with family around Thanksgiving and Christmas...we saw 4 this Thanksgiving and we'll see probably close to 8 this Christmas because there are so many coming out that look good....other than that, usually I wait for the DVD unless its a movie that truly should be seen on the big screen.

I went to see Awake with teacher friends after school Friday with Matinee prices....we do that every once in awhile.

[Matt Murdock]

I saw Fred Claus in theaters with my best friend, and then Dan in Real life. They weren't the best movies ever, but they were good for a chuckle and some fun. :)

I look forward to seeing Beowulf. :up:

[Kelly]

I saw Fred Claus in theaters with my best friend, and then Dan in Real life. They weren't the best movies ever, but they were good for a chuckle and some fun. :)

I look forward to seeing Beowulf. :up:


A friend of mine loved Beowulf, and I didn't think it would be a movie she liked, but she did.....

I love going to sappy movies with my family. Thanksgiving we went to see "Ausgust Rush" and "This Christmas" in a double header.....we had a blast. Going to see "Awake" with friends was very enjoyable as well. We got our big ole' Coffees....and went in to enjoy a movie, and we did. I have found that I enjoy movies more the less I know about them....

[Matt Murdock]

I agree. I think I might see "August Rush" just to go see a movie. I love music and I think the little boy from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is in it, and I simply adored that movie.

As far as "Awake" goes, though, I just don't know enough about the movie to be interested.

[Matt Murdock]

:dry:

That was just an unnecessary comment. Let's get back to talking about Jessica Alba and other movies. :yay: :up:

[Kelly]

I agree. I think I might see "August Rush" just to go see a movie. I love music and I think the little boy from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is in it, and I simply adored that movie.

As far as "Awake" goes, though, I just don't know enough about the movie to be interested.


August Rush starts out, alittle slow.....and the first song is really bad....lol........but it gets better, and at the end.....all I wanted.....was more.

"This Christmas".....OMG, I didn't want that movie to end......MY FAVORITE Christmas movie in awhile....

[Lunar_Wolf]

That was just an unnecessary comment. Let's get back to talking about Jessica Alba and other movies. :yay: :up:
Was Idle Hands one of her first movies?

[Kelly]

Was Idle Hands one of her first movies?


Yep....

[Matt Murdock]

August Rush starts out, alittle slow.....and the first song is really bad....lol........but it gets better, and at the end.....all I wanted.....was more.

"This Christmas".....OMG, I didn't want that movie to end......MY FAVORITE Christmas movie in awhile....

"This Christmas" looked pretty entertaining, but I'm a huge christmas loon so I'm crazy about Elf!

You should consider your own title more ;)

:ninja:

Oh, trust me, I'm condescending and a terrible person; I just don't feel like getting into an argument with someone who insists on being dramatic, rude, and unkind.

[Prison Mike]

I loved Elf. It was a fun movie. I saw Kicking and Screaming on tv last night. That was funny too. WIll Ferrell pushing a kid to the ground is always gold.

[Kelly]

"This Christmas" looked pretty entertaining, but I'm a huge christmas loon so I'm crazy about Elf!



Oh, trust me, I'm condescending and a terrible person; I just don't feel like getting into an argument with someone who insists on being dramatic, rude, and unkind.



I love Christmas movies that hit the true meaning of Christmas, and Elf did that, I loved it as well......but "This Christmas" was just so funny, sweet, endearing.....it was a great movie.

[The Apatow Crew]

Was Idle Hands one of her first movies?Along with PUNKS and never been kissed.



BTW lets try to not get off track now.

You wanna talk about christmas movies make a thread for it.

Mods should know better. *smile*

[Erzengel]

yeah right okay. like i said most people on the internet are snobs. including yourself cause think your so damn better. and try to start stuff cause of it.

You know there's a different types of movies. Just because there's a dramatic movie that film critics praise, doesn't make it necessarily boring.

I didn't watch Apocalypto when it was in the theaters, and it was on cable and it was excellent. I know would recommend that movie to anyone.

Your problem, as always is you take any criticism about Alba personally.

But honestly, I wonder if Alba finally does something that's critically acclaimed, will the critics be right then in your eyes?

[Matt Murdock]

I loved Elf. It was a fun movie. I saw Kicking and Screaming on tv last night. That was funny too. WIll Ferrell pushing a kid to the ground is always gold.

So true. I've noticed that many people view Ferrell as a comedian who's simply concerned with fart jokes; that isn't true. I've had several conversations with the man and his primary concern isn't farting, it's getting a laugh out of his audience.

I love Christmas movies that hit the true meaning of Christmas, and Elf did that, I loved it as well......but "This Christmas" was just so funny, sweet, endearing.....it was a great movie.

I'm also a fan of those classic, old-school christmas movies. I especially like (cliché alert!) "It's A Wonderful Life." Jimmy Stewart was gold.

[The Apatow Crew]

I say P*ss on the critics. People are idiots are even listening to them in the first place. If i wanna see a movie and it looks good i'm not gonna wait for Roger Eberts opinion before i go see it.

[Matt Murdock]

You know there's a different types of movies. Just because there's a dramatic movie that film critics praise, doesn't make it necessarily boring.

I didn't watch Apocalypto when it was in the theaters, and it was on cable and it was excellent. I know would recommend that movie to anyone.

Your problem, as always is you take any criticism about Alba personally.

But honestly, I wonder if Alba finally does something that's critically acclaimed, will the critics be right then in your eyes?

Apocalypto was a very interesting look at primitive culture, I found it to be one of Mel Gibson's more enjoyable films... how's that for irony?

[Erzengel]

I say P*ss on the critics. People are idiots are even listening to them in the first place. If i wanna see a movie and it looks good i'm not gonna wait for Roger Eberts opinion before i go see it.

I listen to critics if I'm on the fence about something. Or even if I'm not aware of a cd/movie/video game, if some unknown piece gets praised by the critics, I'd definitely look into it and see if it was for me.

[Kelly]

So true. I've noticed that many people view Ferrell as a comedian who's simply concerned with fart jokes; that isn't true. I've had several conversations with the man and his primary concern isn't farting, it's getting a laugh out of his audience.



I'm also a fan of those classic, old-school christmas movies. I especially like (cliché alert!) "It's A Wonderful Life." Jimmy Stewart was gold.

I have "Its A Wonderful Life" on DVD, I also love "The Bells Of St. Marys" with Bing Crosby and Ingrid Bergman....

[The Apatow Crew]

I listen to critics if I'm on the fence about something. Or even if I'm not aware of a cd/movie/video game, if some unknown piece gets praised by the critics, I'd definitely look into it and see if it was for me.When then your stupid if you listen to someone other then yourself. Most critics don't have the same taste as a average moviegoer.

[Kelly]

JAL, chill out, or you will be taking a few days off......and it won't be your choice....

[Mr. Socko]

Along with PUNKS and never been kissed.



BTW lets try to not get off track now.

You wanna talk about christmas movies make a thread for it.

Mods should know better. *smile*


I saw Idol Hands many years ago and it scared me. I specifically remember a scene where the evil hand rips the top of the man's head off. I just gasped and went WTF:eek: Hardly remember Jessica Alba in it though, I haven't seen it since then.

I liked Never Been Kissed. Never heard of Punks before.

Why Awake? Why couldn't Alba and Hayden have made a nice little Christmas movie instead.:csad:

[Erzengel]

When then your stupid if you listen to someone other then yourself. Most critics don't have the same taste as a average moviegoer.

"You're".

So there's never been a movie, you were "iffy" about? And you just needed a little nudge to say yeah I'll see it?

Everyone has different tastes JAL. And I have a feeling that you dislike critics, because most of the movies you enjoy aren't exactly Oscar worthy. Which there's nothing wrong with that. I like Transformers, it got okay reviews, but I know it's not a cinematic masterpiece.

I mean you are so negative against those "art house" movies, but hasn't Jessica Alba stated she wants roles that Natalie Portman is given? :huh:

[Erzengel]

JAL, chill out, or you will be taking a few days off......and it won't be your choice....

Kel, it's okay. I know you have to keep the peace but I take no offense to anything he says.

[The Apatow Crew]

I saw Idol Hands many years ago and it scared me. I specifically remember a scene where the evil hand rips the top of the man's head off. I just gasped and went WTF:eek: Hardly remember Jessica Alba in it though, I haven't seen it since then.

I liked Never Been Kissed. Never heard of Punks before.

Why Awake? Why couldn't Alba and Hayden have made a nice little Christmas movie instead.:csad:you were scard by Idle Hands lol.

Punks was a kids movie back in like 98,99. i think it was from disney.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ABAQPB9GL._SS500_.jpg

[Kelly]

Kel, it's okay. I know you have to keep the peace but I take no offense to anything he says.


Alright Erz, I'll take that into consideration....:yay:

[Matt Murdock]

you were scard by Idle Hands lol.

Punks was a kids movie back in like 98,99. i think it was from disney.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ABAQPB9GL._SS500_.jpg

A masterpiece of cinematography.

[The Apatow Crew]

I just love how i can't say anything without getting in trouble but its fine for others.


I'll do everyone a favor and leave this thread for the rest of the day. or atleast for a few hours.

[Mr. Socko]

Strangely, I don't recall Punks.

And I was like 12 years old when I saw Idol Hands, everything scared me back then buddy :(

[Matt Murdock]

JAL, chill out, or you will be taking a few days off......and it won't be your choice....
It's ok, Kel. Everyone knows JAL is a good person at heart.

[The Apatow Crew]

Strangely, I don't recall Punks.

And I was like 12 years old when I saw Idol Hands, everything scared me back then buddy :(you must be younger then me then. i was like 17 or so at the time.

[Kelly]

Punks was forgettable....lol......and one she would probably like to forget...lol


allitle trivia from the movie "Idle Hands"

Jessica's screams were used for other girls in the movie as well, and have been used in other movies. They are now in a library of sound effects somewhere.....lol

[Mr. Socko]

I also remember a scene involving the hand and a microwave, they try to burn it. Then another scene where the hand is at a fast food joint and it kills the man at the register I think. I was only about 11 or 12 when it came out I think. Come to think of it, I should not remember this lol

[Erzengel]

I just love how i can't say anything without getting in trouble but its fine for others.


I'll do everyone a favor and leave this thread for the rest of the day. or atleast for a few hours.

you must be younger then me then. i was like 17 or so at the time.

That was a whole 1 minute?

And I don't "insult" you JAL, you don't know how to debate anyone without having a hissy fit.

You flip out, and that's why you get banned. Most of the people are usually giving advice, or their opinions too which is ironic. You just play the "victim" card too often.

[Matt Murdock]

Jessica's screams were used for other girls in the movie as well, and have been used in other movies. They are now in a library of sound effects somewhere.....lol

How random! :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

I also remember a scene involving the hand and a microwave, they try to burn it. Then another scene where the hand is at a fast food joint and it kills the man at the register I think. I was only about 11 or 12 when it came out I think. Come to think of it, I should not remember this lolno they didn't show the hand killing anyone at the fast food place. when antons hand was doing stuff it killed those two cops. with a taser gun and sewing needles.

[Kelly]

How random! :oldrazz:

How is that random? We were talking about the movie "Idle Hands" and thats where the screams are from.....they talk about it on the DVD.


I'm just throwin out some trivia.......leave me alone......*sniffs*:cwink:

[The Apatow Crew]

That was a whole 1 minute?

And I don't "insult" you JAL, you don't know how to debate anyone without having a hissy fit.

You flip out, and that's why you get banned. Most of the people are usually giving advice, or their opinions too which is ironic. You just play the "victim" card too often.I was just replying to him before i left and thats also what i'm doing to you aswell. So don't get a attitude okay. i was just ansering his question before i left same as i'm doing to you.

[Prison Mike]

I love trivia. Tell us some more!

[Matt Murdock]

How is that random? We were talking about the movie "Idle Hands" and thats where the screams are from.....they talk about it on the DVD.


I'm just throwin out some trivia.......leave me alone......*sniffs*:cwink:

I'm sorry, kel! Forgive and forget? :hug: :heart:

[Matt Murdock]

I was just replying to him before i left and thats also what i'm doing to you aswell. So don't get a attitude okay. i was just ansering his question before i left same as i'm doing to you.

:wow:

http://www.kimrichter.com/Blog/uploaded_images/Pot-calling-the-kettle-black-734818.jpg

[Prison Mike]

^uh?

[Erzengel]

I was just replying to him before i left and thats also what i'm doing to you aswell. So don't get a attitude okay. i was just ansering his question before i left same as i'm doing to you.

Okay, just one more post then I'll leave for real this time. :huh:

[Matt Murdock]

... "The pot calling the kettle black" You are the pot calling the kettle black when you point to another person and accuse that person of doing something that you are guilty of doing yourself. ...

I think it'd be hard to find anyone who said that JAL doesn't have an attitude all the time, whether their view of him is positive or negative.

[Kelly]

:wow:

http://www.kimrichter.com/Blog/uploaded_images/Pot-calling-the-kettle-black-734818.jpg



lol....

[Prison Mike]

I love that dancing yoda, Erz. lol

[Matt Murdock]

I've been trying to figure out where that came from forever.

[Erzengel]

It's an Easter Egg on the Revenge of the Sith DVD.

SkeWjWKqHdo

[Matt Murdock]

Oh. Thanks, Erz. :up: :yay:

[Prison Mike]

I haven't seen ROTS in a long time, let alone the special features.

[Matt Murdock]

I had to watch it for my ethics class.

[Prison Mike]

I had to watch it for my ethics class.

cool. I love watching movies for classes. Especially blockbuster movies.

[Matt Murdock]

Yeah. It seems like every class I'm in has a movie attached to it.

We also get to watch an episode of my favorite tv show. 3 guesses for you to guess what it is.

[Kelly]

Spongebob?

[Prison Mike]

House?

[Matt Murdock]

Correct-a-mundo!

[Prison Mike]

I took a wild guess. lol :cwink: