The Albalicious Auditorium

[SoulManX]

No i mean totally. No pictures or anything locked up in the house with the kid.

while he's out doing stuff.

Dude she is the Alba, no man can tame her:o

[The Apatow Crew]

Somebody put JAL on suicide watch.I really think someone should i am having those thoughts.


I just wanted to say home today from work and bang my head into the wall until i passed out. Then when i wake up do it all over again and again again.

[The Apatow Crew]

Dude she is the Alba, no man can tame her:owell looks like he did.


Put a bullet in me i'm done.

[Lunar_Wolf]

well looks like he did.


Put a bullet in me i'm done.
Don't worry, there is a gal out there for you who will make you forget this.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

lol i just heard and my first thought was jal either being arrested or basically becoming a quivering wreck

So did I.:o

[Prison Mike]

I really think someone should i am having those thoughts.


I just wanted to say home today from work and bang my head into the wall until i passed out. Then when i wake up do it all over again and again again.

perhaps this is alba's way of telling you it's time to move on and get on with your life.

[Matt Murdock]

Yeah, JAL. In all seriousness, don't dedicate yourself to finding alba, dedicate yourself to enjoying and appreciating her. And, while you're at it, find a woman you love and can share your life with in a true, material sense.

[The Apatow Crew]

Don't worry, there is a gal out there for you who will make you forget this.Yeah right i'm sure.

its been almost 27 damn years and not a damn thing yet!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Yeah, JAL. In all seriousness, don't dedicate yourself to finding alba, dedicate yourself to enjoying and appreciating her. And, while you're at it, find a woman you love and can share your life with in a true, material sense.

:up: It's one thing to love a celebrity and all, but obsessing over them isn't healthy.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Yeah right i'm sure.

its been almost 27 damn years and not a damn thing yet!
Patience is a virtue.

[Matt Murdock]

Yeah right i'm sure.

its been almost 27 damn years and not a damn thing yet!

Maybe it's cause you're not looking. =\

[Lunar_Wolf]

Yeah right i'm sure.

its been almost 27 damn years and not a damn thing yet!
Any girls at work you like?
Any girls you know outside work?

[Prison Mike]

Yeah right i'm sure.

its been almost 27 damn years and not a damn thing yet!

27 is still young. play the field. because once you're married and have children, you're tied down for life (theoretically speaking).

[Drizzle]

I really think someone should i am having those thoughts.


I just wanted to say home today from work and bang my head into the wall until i passed out. Then when i wake up do it all over again and again again.

well looks like he did.


Put a bullet in me i'm done.

Dude, life is worth living. Not even Jessica Alba is worth killing yourself over.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'm 19..Haven't had a boyfriend yet. I'm in no rush.:o

[The Apatow Crew]

:up: It's one thing to love a celebrity and all, but obsessing over them isn't healthy.Nothing about me is healthy. i am not a damn thing.

But you know what who cares.

I'm done with it! I jsut am. Let her have hois hairy monkey babies while he goes out doing gods knows whatever.

I say he did this on purpose! Like how a woman gets pregant to trap a man here its the other way around.

[Matt Murdock]

That's cause you're too awesome, SML28.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Dude, life is worth living. Not even Jessica Alba is worth killing yourself over.

Seriously.:up: That's like if I had killed myself when I found out Tobey got married. I was a little sad but whatever, I'm happy for him. Even has a cute kid.:cool:

[Matt Murdock]

Nothing about me is healthy. i am not a damn thing.

But you know what who cares.

I'm done with it! I jsut am. Let her have hois hairy monkey babies while he goes out doing gods knows whatever.

I say he did this on purpose! Like how a woman gets pregant to trap a man here its the other way around.

S...so he raped her?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Nothing about me is healthy. i am not a damn thing.

But you know what who cares.

I'm done with it! I jsut am. Let her have hois hairy monkey babies while he goes out doing gods knows whatever.

I say he did this on purpose! Like how a woman gets pregant to trap a man here its the other way around.:whatever: Way to think positive and have low self-esteem.

That's cause you're too awesome, SML28.

Lol. Thank you.:p

[Kelly]

Yeah right i'm sure.

its been almost 27 damn years and not a damn thing yet!


You were looking for your soul mate at preschool?????:csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

27 is still young. play the field. because once you're married and have children, you're tied down for life (theoretically speaking).I have not had one single girlfriend ever. I have never ever been on one date. I haven't even kissed a girl. So you know i'm something else also.

http://www.moviegoods.com/assets/product_images/1020/264177.1020.A.jpg

Except its almoat 27 not 40.

[Matt Murdock]

Better late than never. I agree, JAL. Way to think positive. :)

[Lunar_Wolf]

JAL starting working out, get buff, wear some suits and the gals can't resist:woot:

[Kelly]

Well JAL, you're reaction to this is pretty much gonna rule out finding a girl on this site......

[SoulManX]

JAL you need to put yourself out there for someone to notice you. Being on thread for Jessica Alba is not helping. Beside that you live in a world where ugly ass dudes on myspace get plenty of ass. So quit the self pity act and go out there and score some trim:cmad:

[Prison Mike]

I have not had one single girlfriend ever. I have never ever been on one date. I haven't even kissed a girl. So you know i'm something else also.

http://www.moviegoods.com/assets/product_images/1020/264177.1020.A.jpg

Except its almoat 27 not 40.

so what? that doesn't mean to stop trying. Besides, 27 is not 40. You still got 13 years on this dude^. lol

[Erzengel]

Uh, I wouldn't look for love on this site. Not because there aren't attractive women here but there's like 3 actual girls and 50 names I'm guessing.

[Kelly]

Uh, I wouldn't look for love on this site. Not because there aren't attractive women here but there's like 3 actual girls and 50 names I'm guessing.


Aunt P?????

[The Apatow Crew]

S...so he raped her?No he didn't wear a condom.

But i don't care anymore i don't.

I just wish i be hit a car so all this would be over. because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her.


Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I'm going out of my mind. I want to throw myself off every building i see. I see a car and I want to dive in front of it because that way I'll stop thinking about her.

If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be.

[Lunar_Wolf]

JAL you need to put yourself out there for someone to notice you. Being on thread for Jessica Alba is not helping. Beside that you live in a world where ugly ass dudes on myspace get plenty of ass. So quit the self pity act and go out there and score some trim:cmad:
Agreed!


JAL the women are waiting.
You need to put the pussy on the pedal stile.
Get out there with friends and go looking man!

[omid17]

if your packin more than 6, than you got nothing to worry about

[Matt Murdock]

No he didn't wear a condom.

But i don't care anymore i don't.

I just wish i be hit a car so all this would be over. because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her.


Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I'm going out of my mind. I want to throw myself off every building i see. I see a car and I want to dive in front of it because that way I'll stop thinking about her.

If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be.

You just watched hitch, didn't you?

[Prison Mike]

^why would you want to stay connected with her anyways? she's gone.

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL you need to put yourself out there for someone to notice you. Being on thread for Jessica Alba is not helping. Beside that you live in a world where ugly ass dudes on myspace get plenty of ass. So quit the self pity act and go out there and score some trim:cmad:There's nothing around me!

Nothing but old ladies and young girs. No young for me to be even looking at.

So how am i gonna do that please tell me that obi won.

[The Apatow Crew]

You just watched hitch, didn't you?No but everytime i do i feel that way.



whether you people wanna believe me or not shes all i have. Even if it was for a brief time 12 years ago as friends.

[SoulManX]

No he didn't wear a condom.

But i don't care anymore i don't.

I just wish i be hit a car so all this would be over. because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her.


Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I'm going out of my mind. I want to throw myself off every building i see. I see a car and I want to dive in front of it because that way I'll stop thinking about her.

If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be.

Jeez JAL you and Jessie are from 2 different worlds...CAL and where every u live.

[omid17]

No he didn't wear a condom.

But i don't care anymore i don't.

I just wish i be hit a car so all this would be over. because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her.


Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I'm going out of my mind. I want to throw myself off every building i see. I see a car and I want to dive in front of it because that way I'll stop thinking about her.

If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be.dude, you created it, that means you CAN end it

[Prison Mike]

You just watched hitch, didn't you?

is that what kevin james' character says in the movie?

[Kelly]

No he didn't wear a condom.

But i don't care anymore i don't.

I just wish i be hit a car so all this would be over. because maybe then I'll stop thinking about her.


Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I'm going out of my mind. I want to throw myself off every building i see. I see a car and I want to dive in front of it because that way I'll stop thinking about her.

If this is the only way I can stay connected with her then this is who I have to be.


Just for a statistic to throw out there....


In testing the "highest rated" condoms on sale today........placing one inside of another, close to 20% were found to leak...........

So, whether he did or didn't, of which you have no clue....lmao.........20% of the time it doesn't matter......

Have you wondered if Jessica was on the pill, and if she was........why did she not take it.....................OR......just as many Doctor's have stated......that little baby comes out with that pill in there little hand....saying......"hahahahahahahahahaha...................you just thought ya stopped me............."

JAL, you have stated....over and over and over on here that you are not an obsessive fan...................yet your words today, are proving nothing but that fact............you really need to move on from this, and realize there are others out there, and they are closer to home, and closer to reality for you.

[Matt Murdock]

is that what kevin james' character says in the movie?

Albert Brenamen in "Hitch":

" Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I swear I'm going out of my mind. I wanna throw myself off of every building in New York. I see a cab and I wanna dive in front of it, because then I'll stop thinking about her."

[The Apatow Crew]

Jeez JAL you and Jessie are from 2 different worlds...CAL and where every u live.No we weren't before. I can fix this.

[DV8]

Agreed!


JAL the women are waiting.
You need to put the pussy on the pedal stile.
Get out there with friends and go looking man!

oh man, you totally butchered some otherwise great advice, and a great quote :down :(

How's JAL supposed to move on now!?!?! :mad:

[SoulManX]

There's nothing around me!

Nothing but old ladies and young girs. No young for me to be even looking at.

So how am i gonna do that please tell me that obi won.

First of all quit whining like a *****...grow a pair. Women want a man that is a man...next up better your life and get out of that one horse town. I remember you wanted to be a screenwriter what happen to that dream?

[The Apatow Crew]

dude, you created it, that means you CAN end itIts all i have. Just like the hype is all i have, you saw how long i lasted away from this place.


Everyone's i know as a friend has left me.

[Matt Murdock]

And, Later in "Hitch":

"That's just it. I don't want to. I've waited my whole life to feel this miserable. If this is the only way I can stay connected with her..."

[Lunar_Wolf]

oh man, you totally butchered some otherwise great advice, and a great quote :down :(

How's JAL supposed to move on now!?!?! :mad:

We can fix him. We have the technology!


Oh JAL get some hookers, can't go wrong with hookers. Just get them tested first.

[DV8]

^is JAL actually serious!? seriously, JAL . . . get a life man!! get some REAL vag . . . you didn't honestly think you could get w/ Alba if you had the miracle of meeting her in person, did you?

[Lunar_Wolf]

Its all i have. Just like the hype is all i have, you saw how long i lasted away from this place.


Everyone's i know as a friend has left me.
Why did your friends leave you?

[Prison Mike]

Albert Brenamen in "Hitch":

" Honestly, I never knew I could feel like this. I swear I'm going out of my mind. I wanna throw myself off of every building in New York. I see a cab and I wanna dive in front of it, because then I'll stop thinking about her."

that's almost exactly what JAL said. happy endings are for movies. it's time to come to reality JAL.

[omid17]

young girls aren't bad, plus they did older guys

[Lunar_Wolf]

^is JAL actually serious!? seriously, JAL . . . get a life man!! get some REAL vag . . . you didn't honestly think you could get w/ Alba if you had the miracle of meeting her in person, did you?
It's xmas anything can happen:cmad:

[Kelly]

No we weren't before. I can fix this.

OK, JAL don't go back to that.......


You already said in your Mee interview that you have never met.....so don't go there. All that does is bring heat on you, that you cannot handle.....and you will blow up...

[The Apatow Crew]

First of all quit whining like a *****...grow a pair. Women want a man that is a man...next up better your life and get out of that one horse town. I remember you wanted to be a screenwriter what happen to that dream?Its still in the process. Its llike ive been working on it for almost 3 years the script. After tons of edits its down to 121 pages. i need to do more.

[Lunar_Wolf]

young girls aren't bad, plus they did older guys
That is true, especially older dudes with cars.

[omid17]

^is JAL actually serious!? seriously, JAL . . . get a life man!! get some REAL vag . . . you didn't honestly think you could get w/ Alba if you had the miracle of meeting her in person, did you?
you would have a better chance winning the lotto a few times than ever getting with her

[Matt Murdock]

We can fix him. We have the technology!


Oh JAL get some hookers, can't go wrong with hookers. Just get them tested first.

"We can rebuild him... we have the technology... we just don't want to spend a lot of money!"

[The Apatow Crew]

OK, JAL don't go back to that.......


You already said in your Mee interview that you have never met.....so don't go there. All that does is bring heat on you, that you cannot handle.....and you will blow up...I just say that cause i don't want everyone to know.

[Matt Murdock]

OK, JAL don't go back to that.......


You already said in your Mee interview that you have never met.....so don't go there. All that does is bring heat on you, that you cannot handle.....and you will blow up...

I thought they kissed? :huh:

[DV8]

JAL, if you really are serious; think about this: every guy on earth wants to bone the Alba . . . you haven't boned . . . . uhhhhh . . . anyone?

first of all, it's you against the world . . . and second of all, if you were to win the lottery for a BILLION dollars, then maaaaaybe you'd have a chance of possibly rubbing against her breast one day . . . if she liked said groping, you'd wanna at least be a good lay so get out there and practice!!

[SoulManX]

Its still in the process. Its llike ive been working on it for almost 3 years the script. After tons of edits its down to 121 pages. i need to do more.

Focus your energy into your writing...and get out of your town see the damn world man...life is going by very quickly. Do it now while your still young.

[DV8]

you would have a better chance winning the lotto a few times than ever getting with her

not only is it delusional to think that you could get with her, it's downright insulting to every other man on earth . . .

[Lunar_Wolf]

I'd say lay a drunk chick.

[The Apatow Crew]

young girls aren't bad, plus they did older guysthese are like 15,16 year old girls.

[Matt Murdock]

Yeah, that booty is my area. I'm not the only person in this thread who's gotten laid, am I?

[Prison Mike]

yeah, JAL. you gotta bang as many dogs as you can so you can rack up some experience points. Then maybe you will have a slight chance of being a good lay for a good looking woman someday (let's face it, it won't be alba).

[The Apatow Crew]

I thought they kissed? :huh:No i never said that. Another person said that. We did not.

[omid17]

Yeah, that booty is my area. I'm not the only person in this thread who's gotten laid, am I?:yay:

[Matt Murdock]

No i never said that. Another person said that. We did not.

Am I delusional or did he say that in the Lounge once? :huh::huh:

[ShadowBoxing]

Its still in the process. Its llike ive been working on it for almost 3 years the script. After tons of edits its down to 121 pages. i need to do more.
What's the script about, just wondering?

[Kelly]

Yeah, that booty is my area. I'm not the only person in this thread who's gotten laid, am I?

I'm sure you aren't, but some tend to have some social skills and realize its not really something you would discuss on a movie message board......:o

[Matt Murdock]

:yay:

Atta boy!

[omid17]

and plus you would need to be a pretty rich guy to maby go on a date with her

[The Apatow Crew]

It's not just sex. I just wouldn't want to "bang" her like some say here. Its deeper then that.

[Matt Murdock]

I'm sure you aren't, but some tend to have some social skills and realize its not really something you would discuss on a movie message board......:o

...Celebrity. Celebrity message board. :oldrazz: And I was just asking! I really don't see why sex is so taboo... It's a natural course of human interaction.

But I digress. :yay:

Back to teh Alba!

[The Apatow Crew]

Am I delusional or did he say that in the Lounge once? :huh::huh:I remember it was another who said it. I think it was Erz that said that.

[Matt Murdock]

It's not just sex. I just wouldn't want to "bang" her like some say here. Its deeper then that.

Banging *is* on the list though.... Right?

[Lunar_Wolf]

It's not just sex. I just wouldn't want to "bang" her like some say here. Its deeper then that.
Like walks on the beach? sharing laughs over a meal?

[Matt Murdock]

I remember it was another who said it. I think it was Erz that said that.
Oh. Sorry about that. Things get jumbled sometimes in this ol' noggin of mine.

[The Apatow Crew]

and plus you would need to be a pretty rich guy to maby go on a date with herwhy cause you think she's a golddigger?

[Matt Murdock]

why cause you think she's a golddigger?

Probably because that's what it'd take to get noticed.

[The Apatow Crew]

Banging *is* on the list though.... Right?Yes but i would call it somethine else. "Making love"


It's the first thing on my list.

[omid17]

why cause you think she's a golddigger?no man, do you think she would date a guy who works at Burger King, **** no

[The Apatow Crew]

Like walks on the beach? sharing laughs over a meal?Yes that and other various things.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Well JAL, you're reaction to this is pretty much gonna rule out finding a girl on this site......Indeed.

^is JAL actually serious!? seriously, JAL . . . get a life man!! get some REAL vag . . . you didn't honestly think you could get w/ Alba if you had the miracle of meeting her in person, did you?
He needs someone to set him up on a date.

[Matt Murdock]

sharing laughs over a meal?

I did that with Bono, Larry Mullen Jr., Adam Clayton, Lou Reed, Antonio Banderas, Robin Williams, and Billie Joe Armstrong.

Nothing happened.

[Matt Murdock]

Yes but i would call it somethine else. "Making love"


It's the first thing on my list.

I... There... I... There are no words.

[Lunar_Wolf]

I did that with Bono, Larry Mullen Jr., Adam Clayton, Lou Reed, Antonio Banderas, Robin Williams, and Billie Joe Armstrong.

Nothing happened.

LMAO:woot:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

What about.."Sex"?

[Matt Murdock]

It's defective!

...No meatloaf fans in here?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Not I.:O

[Prison Mike]

"let's talk about sex baby...let's talk about you and me"

[Matt Murdock]

Not I.:O

Eh, I can see why. :p

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Eh, I can see why. :p

Isn't he some old dude?:huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

He needs someone to set him up on a date.that once happen before. I bought new clothe and everything. it was a double date. so we went there to pick her up and her mom said something. now i don't know if it was true cause i was in the car. But she said there was a bat in the girls bedroom and couldn't leave till she caught it. and the person whoi thought was my friend wanted to leave so he could get to the movies in time.

I was pissed.

Then on the way to the movies she called his cell and told him she was mad at her mom for not letting her go and she said she really wanted to go.

Thats the closet thing to i date i've had.

[omid17]

Yes but i would call it somethine else. "Making love"


It's the first thing on my list.don't ever say that in front of a girl, for your own good

[SoulManX]

Yes that and other various things.

And there are a lot of lonely women looking for that too. You got to look and put your scent in the air:o

[Matt Murdock]

Isn't he some old dude?:huh:

He's in his 30's. Younger than Bono.

LMAO:woot:

Funny cause it's true.

[The Apatow Crew]

I... There... I... There are no words.Thats just cause i'm so damn smooth.

[Lunar_Wolf]

that once happen before. I bought new clothe and everything. it was a double date. so we went there to pick her up and her mom said something. now i don't know if it was true cause i was in the car. But she said there was a bat in the girls bedroom and couldn't leave till she caught it. and the person whoi thought was my friend wanted to leave so he could get to the movies in time.

I was pissed.

Then on the way to the movies she called his cell and told him she was mad at her mom for not letting her go and she said she really wanted to go.

Thats the closet thing to i date i've had.
Why not ask her out again?

[Prison Mike]

maybe you should try those speed dating events.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

that once happen before. I bought new clothe and everything. it was a double date. so we went there to pick her up and her mom said something. now i don't know if it was true cause i was in the car. But she said there was a bat in the girls bedroom and couldn't leave till she caught it. and the person whoi thought was my friend wanted to leave so he could get to the movies in time.

I was pissed.

Then on the way to the movies she called his cell and told him she was mad at her mom for not letting her go and she said she really wanted to go.

Thats the closet thing to i date i've had.

So..Just cuz of that you've never gone dating ever again?:huh: I'm sorry, but that's really dumb. Even if I went out on my first date and the guy stood me up or made up a lame excuse, I wouldn't not try dating again. There's someone out there for everyone.

[The Apatow Crew]

And there are a lot of lonely women looking for that too. You got to look and put your scent in the air:oyeah old ladies. i'm not gonna sleep with someone older then my grandmother.

[omid17]

try going to the mall, or go clubbing

[ShadowBoxing]

that once happen before. I bought new clothe and everything. it was a double date. so we went there to pick her up and her mom said something. now i don't know if it was true cause i was in the car. But she said there was a bat in the girls bedroom and couldn't leave till she caught it. and the person whoi thought was my friend wanted to leave so he could get to the movies in time.

I was pissed.

Then on the way to the movies she called his cell and told him she was mad at her mom for not letting her go and she said she really wanted to go.

Thats the closet thing to i date i've had.
Why didn't you ask her out again, or take a raincheck?

[Drizzle]

yeah old ladies. i'm not gonna sleep with someone older then my grandmother.

Don't knock GMILFs till you've tried them.

[The Apatow Crew]

Why not ask her out again?that was years ago. i only knew her through that friend and he screed me over but good buy borrowing money and never giving it back.




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*SIGHS*

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

yeah old ladies. i'm not gonna sleep with someone older then my grandmother.

:whatever: That's not true. I'm sure if you looked, you'd find girls your age that are single.

[SoulManX]

yeah old ladies. i'm not gonna sleep with someone older then my grandmother.

Answer this question?

What are you doing with your life right now?

[ShadowBoxing]

yeah old ladies. i'm not gonna sleep with someone older then my grandmother.I wouldn't be putting a hell of a lot of stipulations on your choices there chief.

[The Apatow Crew]

So..Just cuz of that you've never gone dating ever again?:huh: I'm sorry, but that's really dumb. Even if I went out on my first date and the guy stood me up or made up a lame excuse, I wouldn't not try dating again. There's someone out there for everyone.I don't know how to talk to girls in real life.


Plus i don't see that many i know i can just ask out.

[DV8]

He needs someone to set him up on a date.

me & JAL move in together and mack on hunnies . . . it's what reality TV is made of :O

[omid17]

that was years ago. i only knew her through that friend and he screed me over but good buy borrowing money and never giving it back.




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*SIGHS*
ALBA is not the Answer

[The Apatow Crew]

Answer this question?

What are you doing with your life right now?
nothing. Its not exactly what i thought it be 6 years ago when i graduated HS.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I don't know how to talk to girls in real life.


Plus i don't see that many i know i can just ask out.

Talk to them as if they're just a friend.
&..go out to clubs with friends from work or something. Do a guys night out.

[SoulManX]

I don't know how to talk to girls in real life.


Plus i don't see that many i know i can just ask out.

If you can't talk to average chicks what make you think you have chance with the Alba?

[The Apatow Crew]

ALBA is not the AnswerNot:csad:

[SoulManX]

nothing. Its not exactly what i thought it be 6 years ago when i graduated HS.

And the reason it's not?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

If you can't talk to average chicks what make you think you have chance with the Alba?

Mmhmm.:up:

[Lunar_Wolf]

I don't know how to talk to girls in real life.


Plus i don't see that many i know i can just ask out.
Just talk to them like you would talk to anyone else, be charming and make them laugh. Get the number and text her, texting is a good way finding info out about a girl and exploit her interests.

[knowsbleed]

Congrats JAL. I hope its a girl. :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

If you can't talk to average chicks what make you think you have chance with the Alba?Because we were friends. Its easier to talk to friends then people you don't know really, In real life that is not the internet.

[DV8]

why cause you think she's a golddigger?

we ain't saying she a golddigger . . . but she ain't messin wit no broke, broke :dry:

[omid17]

JAL if you have a car than you should be fine

[Prison Mike]

that was years ago. i only knew her through that friend and he screed me over but good buy borrowing money and never giving it back.




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*SIGHS*

dude, you need to go cold turkey on Alba. keep yourself busy and remove anything that would remind you of her (posters, calenders, etc.) there must be clubs or bars around where you live. go to them. scout for some drunk chicks (they're easy) and bang them.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

JAL, why don't you just talk to every girl as if they were your friend? Even if you just met them? Shouldn't be that hard.

[omid17]

we ain't saying she a golddigger . . . but she ain't messin wit no broke, broke :dry:damn DV8, your starting to sound like Kanye:woot:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

dude, you need to go cold turkey on Alba. keep yourself busy and remove anything that would remind you of her (posters, calenders, etc.) there must be clubs or bars around where you live. go to them. scout for some drunk chicks (they're easy) and bang them.

Especially gettin rid of the possibly gigantic collection of DVDs with her.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Take everyones advice JAL, you will succcessed my friend.

[DV8]

I don't even know where to start w/ JAL . . . seriously; I'm at a loss :(

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

His New Years resolution should be to completely get over on Alba, find a girl, and get a fresh outlook on life.:up: Alba's not worth it.

[Kelly]

Because we were friends. Its easier to talk to friends then people you don't know really, In real life that is not the internet.


Who were friends?

[The Apatow Crew]

I hate hin so much.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6789/jessicaalbapregnant7nl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6947/jessicaalbapregnant19br6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9076/jessicaalbapregnant6rx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:csad: :csad: :csad: :csad:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Who were friends?

JAL & Alba were friends once. He says they were once neighbors.

[DV8]

I really want to help JAL, but he's delusional, and despite all of the sound advice one could give him, it won't help him if he doesn't listen :(

[Drizzle]

Especially gettin rid of the possibly gigantic collection of DVDs with her.

JAL, if you do take this advice, get rid of everything except "Sin City" and the "Fantastic Four" movies.

[Lunar_Wolf]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/medium_alfred.jpg
Why do you we fall, JAL? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

[SapphirePrima]

I'm surprised Jessica Alba had the time to get pregnate. Isn't filming two movies next year?:confused:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I hate hin so much.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6789/jessicaalbapregnant7nl3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6947/jessicaalbapregnant19br6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9076/jessicaalbapregnant6rx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:csad: :csad: :csad: :csad:
Dude..Get rid of all those pics. Seriously.

[omid17]

your just wasting your time my friend thinking about her, no offense but you ain't getting any younger

[SoulManX]

His New Years resolution should be to completely get over on Alba, find a girl, and get a fresh outlook on life.:up: Alba's not worth it.

No he need to the world and get out his town it's holding him back.

[The Apatow Crew]

Especially gettin rid of the possibly gigantic collection of DVDs with her.Its not that much.

just DA s1 and s2. FF, FF2 SC ITTB,Honey,IH,SD and paranoid.

[omid17]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/medium_alfred.jpg
Why do you we fall, JAL? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!:up:

[DV8]

JAL & Alba were friends once. He says they were once neighbors.

:dry::csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

Dude..Get rid of all those pics. Seriously.I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or better yet find out a way to take over ones body and become them.

THEN I SHALL HAVE VICTORY!!!!!!!!

[Kelly]

JAL & Alba were friends once. He says they were once neighbors.

And he has said, they never met.....





I believe what I have above, but thats really irrelevant at the moment....

[omid17]

JAL im starting to think your ****ing with us

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or better yet find out a way to take over ones body and become them.

THEN I SHALL HAVE VICTORY!!!!!!!!

:dry::dry::dry::dry:

[Drizzle]

Its not that much.

just DA s1 and s2. FF, FF2 SC ITTB,Honey,IH,SD and paranoid.

Get rid of "Honey".

[ShadowBoxing]

Because we were friends. Its easier to talk to friends then people you don't know really, In real life that is not the internet.
She doesn't even know who you are.

[SapphirePrima]

JAL if you ever really want someone just go below the border marry someone who needs a green card. :o

[DV8]

^plus I'm sure you could even find one that looks remotely like Alba . . .

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4308/5306358731421446e20ad49mk9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ShadowBoxing]

JAL im starting to think your ****ing with us
I've wondered this for a while.

[SoulManX]

JAL you "hate" CW because he did something you have not done. He has made a life for himself became a man. Got the good fortune to work on a movie with Alba and the balls to ask her out. This is why you hate him because you want to be where Cash is. Well self pity won't even get you grandma pussy, 2008 is around the corner what are going to do with your life?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Someone needs to head on over to "Life R Us"

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL if you ever really want someone just go below the border marry someone who needs a green card. :oYeah right after they kill you. so they can bring up there BF then.

[Matt Murdock]

I feel so bad right now. I feel like this was the breaking point. I can see JAL typing furiously away at his computer with his eyes, bloodshot, bulging out of his head.

It saddens me.

[DV8]

she's rumored to have VD, anyway, JAL . . . you don't want that, do you?

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL you "hate" CW because he did something you have not done. He has made a life for himself became a man. Got the good fortune to work on a movie with Alba and the balls to ask her out. This is why you hate him because you want to be where Cash is. Well self pity won't even get you grandma pussy, 2008 is around the corner what are going to do with your life?


He doesn't do nothing! he sits around doing nothing! they say he's a produceer but thats a damn lie! He's a daddys boy who lives off daddys money!

[ShadowBoxing]

Get rid of "Honey".
Owning that movie is like an entire psychological affliction in and of itself.

[Matt Murdock]

I can see JA having teh clizzap.

[Drizzle]

I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or better yet find out a way to take over ones body and become them.

THEN I SHALL HAVE VICTORY!!!!!!!!

Okay, all credibility just went right out the door.

JAL if you ever really want someone just go below the border marry someone who needs a green card. :o

Why go through all that trouble when there are perfectly good hookers walking the streets?

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4308/5306358731421446e20ad49mk9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Why do you have that picture?

[SapphirePrima]

Yeah right after they kill you. so they can bring up there BF then.
Not necessary true. But don't be so upset about this baby.

[omid17]

I feel so bad right now. I feel like this was the breaking point. I can see JAL typing furiously away at his computer with his eyes, bloodshot, bulging out of his head.

It saddens me.:csad:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I feel so bad right now. I feel like this was the breaking point. I can see JAL typing furiously away at his computer with his eyes, bloodshot, bulging out of his head.

It saddens me.

Lmfao.

[knowsbleed]

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/medium_alfred.jpg
Why do you we fall, JAL? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a103/papakeelo/barf2.gif

[The Apatow Crew]

she's rumored to have VD, anyway, JAL . . . you don't want that, do you?THATS DAMN DIRTY LIE!!!!!!!!

[Matt Murdock]

Dartboards need something taped to them.

[ShadowBoxing]

He doesn't do nothing! he sits around doing nothing! they say he's a produceer but thats a damn lie! He's a daddys boy who lives off daddys money!
He's still got a girlfriend and you don't.

[Matt Murdock]

Lmfao.

I'm here to please. :heart:

(You better say something sexy and sig-worthy now. :cmad:)

[The Apatow Crew]

Dartboards need something taped to them.Thats a good idea too bad i don't have a dartboard.

[omid17]

He doesn't do nothing! he sits around doing nothing! they say he's a produceer but thats a damn lie! He's a daddys boy who lives off daddys money!
how the **** do you know that man

[Kelly]

Nah, "Honey" is ok....the kiddos love it......



"Paranoid" is another subject altogether...........THAT is the movie to burn, and I'm sure she wishes she could...

[The Apatow Crew]

He's still got a girlfriend and you don't.:bh: :bh: :bh: :bh:


JAL ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAL SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:cmad: :cmad: :cmad:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'm here to please. :heart:

(You better say something sexy and sig-worthy now. :cmad:)

Wait till something comes to mind!:cmad: :yay:

[Matt Murdock]

Thats a good idea too bad i don't have a dartboard.

In that case, I have no clue why you have that image. :csad:

[omid17]

Alba would probably feel sorry for you

[Venomfan]

wait so JAL actualy knows Alba? how? i just reading through a few posts about this pregnant deal and it seems like he's actually friends with her or was or something

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Alba would get a restraining order.

[DV8]

He doesn't do nothing!

He does the Alba . . . . ohhhhhhhh ssssssssss buuuuuurn :dry:

I can see JA having teh clizzap.

she's uberhot . . . hot people gets the clap :( welcome to reality, JAL . . .

[Matt Murdock]

Wait till something comes to mind!:cmad: :yay:
It better hurry up and come! (that's what she said)

[omid17]

wait so JAL actualy knows Alba? how? i just reading through a few posts about this pregnant deal and it seems like he's actually friends with her or was or somethingin his dreams

[The Apatow Crew]

how the **** do you know that manBecause i know. All he did was be Tim Storys little errand boy.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

wait so JAL actualy knows Alba? how? i just reading through a few posts about this pregnant deal and it seems like he's actually friends with her or was or something

One time in the Lounge he said he & Alba were friends & neighbors..Then she left to go for the Hollywood scene..Yeah.:o

[Matt Murdock]

she's uberhot . . . hot people gets the clap :( welcome to reality, JAL . . .
Personally, I think Nemcova > Alba

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

It better hurry up and come! (that's what she said)

After Top Model.:ninja:

[omid17]

Because i know. All he did was be Tim Storys little errand boy.okay so that means you should HATE alba too right?

[Matt Murdock]

After Top Model.:ninja:

Nemcova has a show like that now. It's called "A Model Life." TLC. Look it up. Watch it. Love it.

Never seen it, but Nemcova's hot so it can't be that bad.

[Lunar_Wolf]

WO8SJmcXl6E&feature

[ShadowBoxing]

:bh: :bh: :bh: :bh:


JAL ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAL SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:cmad: :cmad: :cmad:

*sigh* You don't get it, do you? Even with his money, or his body, or natural good looks...or even bad looks, if you don't find him attractive...he still got the courage to ask Alba out. Probably several other girls as well. He took the time and sacrifice to make the relationship work and ultimately was successful. If you can't even get one date, you're certainly not better than he is...whether or not he lives off his Daddy's money.

[hammerhedd11]

I'm scared that I'll come back later and JAL killed himself or something.

[The Apatow Crew]

in his dreamsI DID!!!!!

[Drizzle]

Personally, I think Nemcova > Alba

I think a lot of women are better than Alba now. When there's a bun in the oven, the kitchen's closed.

[DV8]

wait so JAL actualy knows Alba? how? i just reading through a few posts about this pregnant deal and it seems like he's actually friends with her or was or something

edit

[SoulManX]

These are my last word of advice.

Your 27 now one day you will be 50 and bitter. Not because of Cash or Jessica...it will be because you will wake up and see that life has passed you by. You will still be here on the Hype ( if your not banned or the Hype is still around) *****ing about not being with Jessica. Grab life by the horns and make it worth living.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Nemcova has a show like that now. It's called "A Model Life." TLC. Look it up. Watch it. Love it.

Never seen it, but Nemcova's hot so it can't be that bad.

I've heard of it lol. Never watched it though. When's it on?

[Venomfan]

One time in the Lounge he said he & Alba were friends & neighbors..Then she left to go for the Hollywood scene..Yeah.:o
krazy. this is my first time in this thread, and im ashamed of it:csad: i just wanted to see JALs reaction and now im subscribed:o

[DV8]

wait so JAL actualy knows Alba? how? i just reading through a few posts about this pregnant deal and it seems like he's actually friends with her or was or something

I think JAL has confused himself with The Chairman, who actually has met his celebrity crush, only to nervously look away during photo op time *ernie from sesame street laugh*

[omid17]

I think JAL has confused himself w/ the Chairman, who has actually met his celebrity crush . . . and nervously looked away when the photo was taken :Dat least we know Chairman has a pair of testicles:up:

[SapphirePrima]

These are my last word of advice.

Your 27 now one day you will be 50 and bitter. Not because of Cash or Jessica...it will be because you will wake up and see that life has passed you by. You will still be here on the Hype ( if your not banned or the Hype is still around) *****ing about not being with Jessica. Grab life by the horns and make it worth living.
Wow JAL I thought you were early 20's. :(

Seriously go out and have fun. Alba isn't out there for you. But there is someone out there for you. But you have to go out first to find them.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

at least we know Chairman has a pair of testicles:up:

Lol.

[DV8]

Personally, I think Nemcova > Alba

veeeery nice :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

*sigh* You don't get it, do you? Even with his money, or his body, or natural good looks...or even bad looks, if you don't find him attractive...he still got the courage to ask Alba out. Probably several other girls as well. He took the time and sacrifice to make the relationship work and ultimately was successful. If you can't even get one date, you're certainly not better than he is...whether or not he lives off his Daddy's money.I would have. But it got all messed up! It was gonna happen when she got back but no i had to move!

and its been slop since!

[Lunar_Wolf]

This is it JAL, your time to use this Alba obsession as your way to become famous. Grab a camera do a documentary about your mission to meet Alba!!!

[DV8]

at least we know Chairman has a pair of testicles:up:

he . . . he . . . . touched her shoulder :wow:

[omid17]

I would have. But it got all messed up! It was gonna happen when she got back but no i had to move!

and its been slop since!
dude your 27 ****ing years old man, get her out of your mind, just think about your future JAL

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

This is it JAL, your time to use this Alba obsession as your way to become famous. Grab a camera do a documentary about your mission to meet Alba!!!

Lmao.

[omid17]

he . . . he . . . . touched her shoulder :wow:wow, thats tight

[SapphirePrima]

This is it JAL, your time to use this Alba obsession as your way to become famous. Grab a camera do a documentary about your mission to meet Alba!!!
This might be fun to watch actually.

[Hunter Rider]

please don't start the whole "I knew her when we were teen romantics" stuff JAL, She's with a guy she loves and they are having a kid, Use this as your chance to move on and get closure, or stick a Megan Fox poster on your wall and target her, either way don't catch so many feelings over something you cannot control.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

This might be fun to watch actually.

Should be on VH1..Or E!:o

[DV8]

wow

he made that shoulder his b***h, really . . . makes me proud :O

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

please don't start the whole "I knew her when we were teen romantics" stuff JAL, She's with a guy she loves and they are having a kid, Use this as your chance to move on and get closure, or stick a Megan Fox poster on your wall and target her, either way don't catch so many feelings over something you cannot control.

Isn't she getting married eventually?:huh:

[Lunar_Wolf]

This might be fun to watch actually.
It would be.

Opens with JAL quitting McD's.
Finding Cash and destroying his stuff.
Finding Alba and tries to kill her.
Court scenes.

fade out!

[The Apatow Crew]

I think JAL has confused himself with The Chairman, who actually has met his celebrity crush, only to nervously look away during photo op time *ernie from sesame street laugh*NO I HAVE TOO!

[SoulManX]

This might be fun to watch actually.

This is CNN live tonight as a stalker with a camera was beaten to an inch of his life by Cash Warren, Jessica Alba's husband.

[DV8]

please don't start the whole "I knew her when we were teen romantics" stuff JAL, She's with a guy she loves and they are having a kid, Use this as your chance to move on and get closure, or stick a Megan Fox poster on your wall and target her, either way don't catch so many feelings over something you cannot control.

see, JAL . . . you have to do what he says cuz he's a moderator :oldrazz:

[omid17]

he made that shoulder his b***h, really . . . makes me proud :O:up: I like that

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

NO I HAVE TOO!

You have to find Jessica?

[DV8]

NO I HAVE TOO!

I mean, the actual, real girl . . . not the poster, or the TV when you paused Honey . . . .

[The Apatow Crew]

dude your 27 ****ing years old man, get her out of your mind, just think about your future JALi'm 26. i won't be 27 until febuary 3rd. 2 days after her latest movie the eye comes out.

[SoulManX]

please don't start the whole "I knew her when we were teen romantics" stuff JAL, She's with a guy she loves and they are having a kid, Use this as your chance to move on and get closure, or stick a Megan Fox poster on your wall and target her, either way don't catch so many feelings over something you cannot control.

Word:o

[SapphirePrima]

NO I HAVE TOO!
Okay I just notice your signature. Are you just having fun with us or are you really THAT serious? :(

[The Apatow Crew]

I mean, the actual, real girl . . . not the poster, or the TV when you paused Honey . . . .I'm done answering that question. you don't believe me don't. Don't mmter to me.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

i'm 26. i won't be 27 until febuary 3rd. 2 days after her latest movie the eye comes out.

Doesn't make a difference. You need to get over Alba. Before Tobey, I was in love with The Rock. But..After they got married..I got over it and moved on. Do the same.

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay I just notice your signature. Are you just having fun with us or are you really THAT serious? :(I died inside. I'm just a ghost floating around. I have no feelings for anything else.

[DV8]

this thread is seriously making my head hurt . . . I'm going home now . . . maybe I'll call that girl I know in real life that looks a lot like Jessica Alba, only isn't impossible to meet and/or have sex/make love to . . . :up: well, she doesn't look that much like Alba, but hell, she's real :O

[SapphirePrima]

Doesn't make a difference. You need to get over Alba. Before Tobey, I was in love with The Rock. But..After they got married..I got over it and moved on. Do the same.


He was mines first. :mad:

lol

[The Apatow Crew]

Doesn't make a difference. You need to get over Alba. Before Tobey, I was in love with The Rock. But..After they got married..I got over it and moved on. Do the same.Well he's divorced now you have a chance.:yay:

[DV8]

I'm done answering that question. you don't believe me don't. Don't mmter to me.

where did you meet her?

[Lunar_Wolf]

Doesn't make a difference. You need to get over Alba. Before Tobey, I was in love with The Rock. But..After they got married..I got over it and moved on. Do the same.
If you smeeeeeeeeeeellllllllalalalaow!!!!!! What the The Rock is cooking.
I haven't done that in years:oldrazz:

[ShadowBoxing]

This is it JAL, your time to use this Alba obsession as your way to become famous. Grab a camera do a documentary about your mission to meet Alba!!!
Youtube that sh**

[Kelly]

this thread is seriously making my head hurt . . . I'm going home now . . . maybe I'll call that girl I know in real life that looks a lot like Jessica Alba, only isn't impossible to meet and/or have sex/make love to . . . :up: well, she doesn't look that much like Alba, but hell, she's real :O


That's a plus.....:yay:

[SapphirePrima]

I died inside. I'm just a ghost floating around. I have no feelings for anything else.


Join EHarmony or something. Look in the local single classifieds. Please don't be that serious. :(

[Lunar_Wolf]

Youtube that sh**
The subscribing would be unreal!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

He was mines first. :mad:

lolLmfao. I have 2 avvies of him. You can have one.

Well he's divorced now you have a chance.:yay:
Yeah..But he's not worth me goin crazy over. I still think he's fine as hell though.:up:
If you smeeeeeeeeeeellllllllalalalaow!!!!!! What the The Rock is cooking.
I haven't done that in years:oldrazz:

Lmao.

[omid17]

please don't start the whole "I knew her when we were teen romantics" stuff JAL, She's with a guy she loves and they are having a kid, Use this as your chance to move on and get closure, or stick a Megan Fox poster on your wall and target her, either way don't catch so many feelings over something you cannot control.
words of wisdom

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

All this needs to go into the "Tivo the Hype" thread.

[Kelly]

words of wisdom


I said that earlier...........................dang it...:o :cmad:


But not as eloquently..........

[The Apatow Crew]

Fine its only a kid. Nothing else. there not married yet and if they do they can always break up.

So there is hope a little hope. So what if its not mine i don't care.

[Lunar_Wolf]

All this needs to go into the "Tivo the Hype" thread.
I should have voted this thread in the voting:csad:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I should have voted this thread in the voting:csad:

Take your vote back?:o

[Sawyer]

The kid is going to ruin her spectacular body...:(

[ShadowBoxing]

The subscribing would be unreal!
He'd be bigger than the Yumma Yumma song.

[Kelly]

Fine its only a kid. Nothing else. there not married yet and if they do they can always break up.

So there is hope a little hope. So what if its not mine i don't care.



Ok, seriously JAL......move on. really......move on.





I'm sorry, but I'm getting the bad feeling that this thread is a cocaine overdose of attention for you today.....

[The Apatow Crew]

Youtube that sh**There is a movie about a guy trying to get a date with a celeb.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-rWPAZfhL._SS500_.jpg

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

The kid is going to ruin her spectacular body...:(

Psssh. Celebs get their old hot body a few weeks or a month after giving birth anyway. She'll do the same.

[Prison Mike]

The kid is going to ruin her spectacular body...:(

that's what I'm saying! It's a shame, because she's got a great body. now she's going to get all fat. :csad:

[SoulManX]

Fine its only a kid. Nothing else. there not married yet and if they do they can always break up.

So there is hope a little hope. So what if its not mine i don't care.

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