The Albalicious Auditorium

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Ok, seriously JAL......move on. really......move on.





I'm sorry, but I'm getting the bad feeling that this thread is a cocaine overdose of attention for you today.....

I have to agree. I'm gettin pretty tired of it myself.

[The Apatow Crew]

where did you meet her?We were neighbors.

[Hunter Rider]

Isn't she getting married eventually?:huh:

Not if i can help it. :cmad: Her, Rachel Bilson and Sarah Roemer are staying single until my script hits big and I kidn.......meet them and charm them......:ninja:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_6.gifNever give up hope a wise man told me once.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Take your vote back?:o
I'm too lazy:o

Plus I'm sure everyone else voted for this thread!

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Riight..Well, I'm outta here for a while.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'm too lazy:o

Plus I'm sure everyone else voted for this thread!

I'll vote for it later.:up:

[Drizzle]

There is a movie about a guy trying to get a date with a celeb.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-rWPAZfhL._SS500_.jpg

DREW BARRYMORE??? Out of all the celebs that guy could pick from, he picks DREW BARRYMORE??? What a first class ass!

[The Apatow Crew]

Not if i can help it. :cmad: Her, Rachel Bilson and Sarah Roemer are staying single until my script hits big and I kidn.......meet them and charm them......:ninja:Hey thats my idea!:oldrazz:

[SapphirePrima]

that's what I'm saying! It's a shame, because she's got a great body. now she's going to get all fat. :csad:
:confused: It's not that hard to get back into shape after a baby.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Not if i can help it. :cmad: Her, Rachel Bilson and Sarah Roemer are staying single until my script hits big and I kidn.......meet them and charm them......:ninja:
In my world, Bilson and I are married.
We live in a humble home.

:csad:

[SoulManX]

Never give up hope a wise man told me once.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_23.gif I give up

[Kelly]

Never give up hope a wise man told me once.

A wise man also said, don't put all of your eggs in one basket.....





























Jessica has already, but thats beside the point.....

[The Apatow Crew]

DREW BARRYMORE??? Out of all the celebs that guy could pick from, he picks DREW BARRYMORE??? What a first class ass!Hey i'm not one to judge.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Riight..Well, I'm outta here for a while.
Later!

[Drizzle]

Psssh. Celebs get their old hot body a few weeks or a month after giving birth anyway. She'll do the same.

But with C-section scars.....:dry:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_23.gif I give up

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drizzle]

Hey i'm not one to judge.

I know...but...Drew Barrymore?

[The Apatow Crew]

I have to agree. I'm gettin pretty tired of it myself.Your the ones talking to me.

[Hunter Rider]

In my world, Bilson and I are married.
We live in a humble home.

:csad:

Then i take her away in my Reventon to the Hollywood hills and you mope in your modest home. :hehe:

[Hunter Rider]

I know...but...Drew Barrymore?

She is awesome, shut your pie guzzler. :cmad:

[Prison Mike]

:confused: It's not that hard to get back into shape after a baby.

I'm sure it's easy after the birth, but I was talking about for the next couple of months. she's going to be a whale.

[Kelly]

Then i take her away in my Reventon to the Hollywood hills and you mope in your modest home. :hehe:



Oh please, I'll have Johnny long before you have Rachel......:whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :hehe:

[SoulManX]

She is awesome, shut your pie guzzler. :cmad:

Also has a nice ass as well:o

[SapphirePrima]

I'm sure it's easy after the birth, but I was talking about for the next couple of months. she's going to be a whale.
you don't find pregger Halle Berry and Selma Hayek attractive?

I think Alba gonna look beautiful when she starts showing.'

Even Nicole Kidman looks a whole lot prettier than she did before she lost all that weight.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Then i take her away in my Reventon to the Hollywood hills and you mope in your modest home. :hehe:
Least I got the home!

*lays against cold wall*:csad:

[Hunter Rider]

Oh please, I'll have Johnny long before you have Rachel......:whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :hehe:

You just like his ship and his big sword. :cmad: :woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

Also has a nice ass as well:othatall you like.

[Prison Mike]

well alba is kind of small to begin with so she may not be HUGE. I haven't seen pics of Halle Berry and Selma Hayek pregnant so I wouldn't know. Who knows? Maybe Alba will be good looking pregnant. only time will tell.

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album10/jessica-alba121002.jpg

[SoulManX]

thatall you like.

And your point...

[The Apatow Crew]

And your point...so if theyt have a jacked up face and a big but you don't care?

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album10/jessica-alba121005.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album10/jessica-alba121007.jpg

[Kelly]

well alba is kind of small to begin with so she may not be HUGE. I haven't seen pics of Halle Berry and Selma Hayek pregnant so I wouldn't know. Who knows? Maybe Alba will be good looking pregnant. only time will tell.

I've never been pregnant, but my best friends, sister, have been......and they were never more beautiful than when they were pregnant....

*she is in love with this guy.....if she didn't love him, we do not live in a day and age where she couldn't

*have an abortion...
*keep the baby herself, and raise it as a single parent.....damn she has the money and family base.....

She loves him, and they are having a baby.....


There is nothing more cool than that......I have a feeling she look as beautiful as ever because she is having a child with the man she loves.....HOW COOL IS THAT????????? :word:

[SoulManX]

so if theyt have a jacked up face and a big but you don't care?

What other use is pillow for besides sleeping:huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

I've never been pregnant, but my best friends, sister, have been......and they were never more beautiful than when they were pregnant....

*she is in love with this guy.....if she didn't love him, we do not live in a day and age where she couldn't

*have an abortion...
*keep the baby herself, and raise it as a single parent.....damn she has the money and family base.....

She loves him, and they are having a baby.....


There is nothing more cool than that......I have a feeling she look as beautiful as ever because she is having a child with the man she loves.....HOW COOL IS THAT????????? :word:You keep saying that but does it make it true?

[Prison Mike]

I've never been pregnant, but my best friends, sister, have been......and they were never more beautiful than when they were pregnant....

*she is in love with this guy.....if she didn't love him, we do not live in a day and age where she couldn't

*have an abortion...
*keep the baby herself, and raise it as a single parent.....damn she has the money and family base.....

She loves him, and they are having a baby.....


There is nothing more cool than that......I have a feeling she look as beautiful as ever because she is having a child with the man she loves.....HOW COOL IS THAT????????? :word:

very cool indeed. maybe she will glow. pregnant women glow, right?

[Lunar_Wolf]

“I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no one was wearing a suit in the Jacuzzi. It was gross!
“I’m not sitting with a bunch of people with their business hanging out!”-Alba

[SapphirePrima]

“I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no one was wearing a suit in the Jacuzzi. It was gross!
“I’m not sitting with a bunch of people with their business hanging out!”-Alba
That reminds me when she was on punk

[The Apatow Crew]

I WILL!!!!!!!!!!


Remember what i said about him when you see it in the news 6 months to a tear from now.


I haven't eaten or drinked anything all day.

[Lunar_Wolf]

That reminds me when she was on punk
Lol I remember that.

[Super Kal]

You keep saying that but does it make it true?
he's being a responsible parent, JAL... I for one am proud of him for taking up the responsibility instead of running away

[The Apatow Crew]

he's being a responsible parent, JAL... I for one am proud of him for taking up the responsibility instead of running awayYet. is the key word here. Its very early.


this is all part of his plan. he wanted this.

[The Apatow Crew]

You know what i need? I need the hatian. he can erase my memory.:yay:

[Kelly]

You keep saying that but does it make it true?


Ya know something........this is what I find very sad....

You say you are a fan, a big fan....yet......the person that you are a fan of, has in her life alot of cool things happening.....things that she has talked about several times, wanting and looking forward to....

Yet, you have totally made this all about "you"....

Her loving him is not from me....JAL, those are her words.....does that make it true now?


Grow up...
Get out of your house...
Go ANYWHERE, besides to this message board...

and you will meet people.....when you meet people, you have a better chance at finding someone for you.....THEN you make it about the person you meet and fall in love with....but if you can't even do that in this instance of non-reality, I have a feeling that won't change when you do have a relationship in reality....your relationship will be all about you.....and therein lies the problem.....

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't have too.

I would if i could. I live no where. Not unless i wanna go to some dive bar down the street.

[Super Kal]

well, it's better than being here all the time... at least you'll be around other people

[The Apatow Crew]

well, it's better than being here all the time... at least you'll be around other peoplethere old and stink of booze.

[Super Kal]

oh... well...


see, this is why you desperately need to move.

[Kira]

aww. i'm so glad for jessica and cash. happy expecting, jessica! :yay:

[ShadowBoxing]

You know what i need? I need the hatian. he can erase my memory.:yay:
No, JAL, what you need to do is just get out there and talk to other women. Look, we all get hung up on girls. I had some girl drop some big hint about liking me liking me at my post graduation party. I probably could've got with her, but like a goof I blew it because I was thinking about other things at the time. Couple months later I realize what she was trying to say to me at that party and got really, really hung up on her ('cause I thought she was kinda hot too). Then about a month past, I started hitting downtown again more frequently and forgot about her. My point is, it happens to everyone, you just gotta drop it and move on. In your case especially though, because Alba is a celebrity, she's not a viable option for you or any of us.

[Matt Murdock]

SML. Where is my sexy comment? :cmad:

[Matt Murdock]

aww. i'm so glad for jessica and cash. happy expecting, jessica! :yay:

Wrong thread.... On so many levels.

[Kira]

Wrong thread.... On so many levels.

huh? i'm sorry?

[Matt Murdock]

JAL is having a little bit of a rough night... I just dont want to see it get any worse. :csad:

[Kelly]

Wrong thread.... On so many levels.

No actually it is the right thread, because it puts the light back on the person it should be on......


Get off the damn stage JAL, and let Jessica have the spotlight back...:word:

[SoulManX]

I don't have too.

I would if i could. I live no where. Not unless i wanna go to some dive bar down the street.

Oh woe is me...cut the crap and stand on your own to feet.

[LostSon88]

So I've back tracked about 10 pages to see whats up...

Now I don't pretend to know JAL well...y'all proably have a better idea than I do.

Having said that,

Please tell me he's just jerkin' our chain. He can't possibly be this obsessed over this woman...














Can he?


:csad:

[Kelly]

huh? i'm sorry?


Don't worry about it....your post was perfectly fine.

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL is having a little bit of a rough night... I just dont want to see it get any worse. :csad:Its okay. Atleast it didn't happen on the 13th



Merry Christmas to them and have happy life.

[Matt Murdock]

No actually it is the right thread, because it puts the light back on the person it should be on......


Get off the damn stage JAL, and let Jessica have the spotlight back...:word:

True... didn't think of that. By the way. Saw last holiday. Funny movie. :yay:

[Matt Murdock]

So I've back tracked about 10 pages to see whats up...

Now I don't pretend to know JAL well...y'all proably have a better idea than I do.

Having said that,

Please tell me he's just jerkin' our chain. He can't possibly be this obsessed over this woman...














Can he?


:csad:

Yes.
He is.

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh woe is me...cut the crap and stand on your own to feet. okay yiou gonna buy.

[Super Kal]

JAL, just get out there and meet people... go to the mall or something.

[Matt Murdock]

Not to be mean, but KEL's right. The focus of this thread should be alba!

[The Apatow Crew]

Not to be mean, but KEL's right. The focus of this thread should be alba!


http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/166/42992325jg2.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Super Kal]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8417/jessicaalba8zg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[LostSon88]

Reading the past posts...I couldn't help but get this scene of Paul Rudd in 40 year old virgin, outta my head. :oldrazz:

35 seconds in...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Po2ygLViUb4

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8417/jessicaalba8zg2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


*sighs*

thats what makes it so difficult.

[Matt Murdock]

Love that movie so much.

[The Apatow Crew]

Love that movie so much.you mean tv show?

[Matt Murdock]

I was talking about the 40 year old virgin clip. :up::yay:

[The Apatow Crew]

I was talking about the 40 year old virgin clip. :up::yay:okay i didn't know yeah good movie,

[Erzengel]

So what does tomorrow bring for JAL?

[The Apatow Crew]

So what does tomorrow bring for JAL?A mack truck hopefully.

Bet your eating this up huh?

[Erzengel]

What did you actually expect? I think it's the best since you seem to live in some sort of fantasy world. Yeah reality is hard, but there's a difference between escapism and f'ing delusional. You got a job, great. Try and move up to like Manager. Buy a car, get a place, meet a girl. :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

What did you actually expect? I think it's the best since you seem to live in some sort of fantasy world. Yeah reality is hard, but there's a difference between escapism and f'ing delusional. You got a job, great. Try and move up to like Manager. Buy a car, get a place, meet a girl. :huh:why the hell would i wanna be a managet there. I'll never get out.

[Erzengel]

So what do you see yourself doing in 5 years?

[bored]

Screw five years from now. Today, he's giving me Sig fodder!

[SoulManX]

Screw five years from now. Today, he's giving me Sig fodder!

:grin:

[The Apatow Crew]

So what do you see yourself doing in 5 years?I don't know just trying to be happy.


Lets get back to her. And her happy day of bliss.

Wish you the best Jess.

[Erzengel]

Are you bipolar? :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

Are you bipolar? :huh:I don't know how can you tell.

[Frico]

JAL, just get out there and meet people... go to the mall or something.

Man, the many times I've heard people say this to JAL and it's still never happend :o:csad:

[DOG LIPS]

Don't let it get you down, JAL. Just buy a bunch of MILF t-shirts and keep on truckin'. Maybe the baby will be a female. Then you can wait 18 years then put on the sexy old guy charm. Bow chicca bow wow.

[The Apatow Crew]

Man, the many times I've heard people say this to JAL and it's still never happend :o:csad:and i said i can't.

I have a job i just can't go to the mall lookin for underage girls.

I don't have a car i ride the bus.

[The Apatow Crew]

Don't let it get you down, JAL. Just buy a bunch of MILF t-shirts and keep on truckin'. Maybe the baby will be a female. Then you can wait 18 years then put on the sexy old guy charm. Bow chicca bow wow.No i think that last part only works for you there.:oldrazz:

[Frico]

Don't let it get you down, JAL. Just buy a bunch of MILF t-shirts and keep on truckin'. Maybe the baby will be a female. Then you can wait 18 years then put on the sexy old guy charm. Bow chicca bow wow.

LOL! :grin:

and i said i can't.

I have a job i just can't go to the mall lookin for underage girls.

I don't have a car i ride the bus.

Who said the girls have to underage? :huh:

[Kelly]

*sighs*

Guys, give it up...

He will come up with an excuse for every piece of advice you give him....because he wants only one thing, well 2.....he is getting one of them right now....the other will never happen, but if he gives that up, half of his life will be gone, and the other half will leave as well...

The 2 A's....Alba and Attention.....he's gettin an extreme amount of one of them anyway....

Well have a great life with you A's JAL........I'm not feeding the cocaine addiction anymore.....

*shakes head*

[Erzengel]

I don't know how can you tell.

Well, you went from okay, to not okay, to okay again. Normally I would call you a woman but knowing you are a dude...... :huh:

[bored]

Don't let it get you down, JAL. Just buy a bunch of MILF t-shirts and keep on truckin'. Maybe the baby will be a female. Then you can wait 18 years then put on the sexy old guy charm. Bow chicca bow wow.

Once again, Dog Lips proves why he is the King.

[Kelly]

Well, you went from okay, to not okay, to okay again. Normally I would call you a woman but knowing you are a dude...... :huh:


hey.....hey...........hey......no need to go there bucko....:o :cwink:

[Kelly]

Once again, Dog Lips proves why he is the King.

Of poop.....:hehe:

[Super Kal]

Don't let it get you down, JAL. Just buy a bunch of MILF t-shirts and keep on truckin'. Maybe the baby will be a female. Then you can wait 18 years then put on the sexy old guy charm. Bow chicca bow wow.
lol :up:

[zeptron]

I wonder what this means for Sin City 2.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

lol :up:

Seconded.:up::woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4529/fantasticfour2photocallyl6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Someone needs to clean out their imageshack & photobucket account.:o

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/9559/fantasticfour2photocalluf9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4901/fantasticfour2photocallkg3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Reptile]

She won't look like that after the pregnancy

[The Apatow Crew]

She won't look like that after the pregnancywhat your saying shes gonna be all fat and out of shape?

[ShadowBoxing]

I don't know how can you tell.
You have pretty obvious mood swings on here.

[The Apatow Crew]

You have pretty obvious mood swings on here.yes i do maybe also depression.


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9145/mclovinzr2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

McLOVIN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drizzle]

McLovin's the real baby daddy.

[Drizzle]

I wonder what this means for Sin City 2.

It means they'll hire a new actress to play Nancy who won't be a prude and actually take her clothes off since she's playing a STRIPPER.

[Kelly]

LMAO....the baby will be walking by the time SC 2 is filming....

[ShadowBoxing]

yes i do maybe also depression.


http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9145/mclovinzr2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

McLOVIN!!!!!!!!!!!
No man can compete with McLovin, so don't feel bad.

[The Apatow Crew]

It means they'll hire a new actress to play Nancy who won't be a prude and actually take her clothes off since she's playing a STRIPPER.Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt Murdock]

Gonna put this out there...

SML28 > Teh Alba


'tis true.

[Duende Verde]

HAWT!!!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/prego-alba.jpg

[DOG LIPS]

Ha ha ha.

[ShadowBoxing]

Ho Ho Ho!

[The Apatow Crew]

stomach needs to be bigger.:whatever: :oldrazz:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Gonna put this out there...

SML28 > Teh Alba


'tis true.

Mmhm.:cool::heart:

[ShadowBoxing]

stomach needs to be bigger.:whatever: :oldrazz:Ummm, hello, it's only the second term.

[Duende Verde]

stomach needs to be bigger.:whatever: :oldrazz:

This is just stage one.

[The Apatow Crew]

Ummm, hello, it's only the second term.Cuse me. so aorry.


*crawls back into cave*

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

HAWT!!!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j144/duende_verde/prego-alba.jpg

Lmfao.:up:

[DOG LIPS]

Lmfao.:up:

Don't laugh, you're next. :cmad:

[The Apatow Crew]

Don't laugh, you're next. :cmad:your make a pregger?

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Don't laugh, you're next. :cmad:

Lol. I don't plan on making some puppies with you anytime soon.:lips::o

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh why do you do this to me Jess? Why am i so the way i am cause of you.

[DOG LIPS]

Lol. I don't plan on making some puppies with you anytime soon.:lips::o

But we can practice for that day, right? :o

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/166/42992325jg2.png (http://imageshack.us/)

[ShadowBoxing]

Don't laugh, you're next. :cmad:
You're first.

I'm sending M Bay's Lover after you:cmad:

[Kelly]

JAL, take a break from the pics......you've posted this same pic several times and you are close to spamming, if not already there 20x.....so chill with the pics....go make yourself a PB&J sandwich and relax...

[The Apatow Crew]

You're first.

I'm sending M Bay's Lover after you:cmad:lol.

who's that?






http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2007/12/12/albax-large.jpg

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

JAL, take a break from the pics......you've posted this same pic several times and you are close to spamming, if not already there 20x.....so chill with the pics....go make yourself a PB&J sandwich and relax...

Don't forget the glass of milk.

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL, take a break from the pics......you've posted this same pic several times and you are close to spamming, if not already there 20x.....so chill with the pics....go make yourself a PB&J sandwich and relax...there not the same.


but fine whatever i'll go since yuor the mod and i'm nothing just the guy who's a day dreamer and cleans crap up at mcdonalds.

[The Apatow Crew]

Video about it.

Ki0C9jm-hqU

[ShadowBoxing]

lol.

who's that?

A man, a myth, a legend who's life was cut tragically short. But, like a phoenix, Bay one day will rise again.

[The Apatow Crew]

A man, a myth, a legend who's life was cut tragically short. But, like a phoenix, Bay one day will rise again.okay i guess he was like me but liked bay. lol.

[ShadowBoxing]

okay i guess he was like me but liked bay. lol.
In a way, except he was Bay...because no one loves Bay as much as Bay loves Bay.

[The Apatow Crew]

In a way, except he was Bay...because no one loves Bay as much as Bay loves Bay.Did he transform and roll out then.

[ShadowBoxing]

The only thing Bay transforms is the world, and the hearts and minds of people. His films are just that powerful.

[GoldenAgeHero]

jessica alba is preggers,sorry jal.

[The Apatow Crew]

The only thing Bay transforms is the world, and the hearts and minds of people. His films are just that powerful.yeah really?

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/23/jaspinbottlexc2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[DOG LIPS]

Is there a Bay appreciation thread?

Shadow, get on it.

[ShadowBoxing]

Is there a Bay appreciation thread?

Shadow, get on it.
No...you wanna co-sign it?

[Reptile]

Bay transformed my heart.

[DOG LIPS]

We NEED it. The power must be appreciated.

[The Apatow Crew]

FOCUS EVERYONE!


Lets get back on track here.


Please.:word:

[Reptile]

Bay is the father

[Valerie_f4]

Are you okay? I mean really? Bay who is bay? the director of transformers?
Oh yes I am back. Let's roll...

[Asr]

Someone should send Alba's agent a link to these forums so she can see what's happened to JAL and take pity on his poor soul... ;)

[dark_b]

everyone is saing that he is obssesed. what if he is only joking?
i mean to him alba is hot. but just because he posts pics and talks all the time on the net about her doesnt make him obsessed.
does anyone know him outside of the internet to see if he is really like that?

[omid17]

holy **** she is pregnant

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071213/ap_on_en_mo/people_jessica_alba

[omid17]

i guess Cash forgot to pull out lol

[The Apatow Crew]

holy **** she is pregnant

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071213/ap_on_en_mo/people_jessica_alba

Yes thats what we were talking about yesterday. you were here remember.

[The Apatow Crew]

i guess Cash forgot to pull out lolNo it was all part of his masterplan. he knew what he was doing.

[Lobo]

i guess Cash forgot to pull out lol

He will soon be known as CashFed :cwink:

[The Apatow Crew]

He will soon be known as CashFed :cwink:Only worse instead.

[Kahoot]

I'm sure this was all part of his plan. It only took longer then he wanted it too.


It was to make her is housewife. And the one step was to get her pregnant with his bastard kid. doubt were be seeing her in anymore movies really after this.



I swear to this if i find his is doing anything to her or going behind her back i will track him down and i will destroy him.

You think i'm joking i'm not. I will end his life!!!! So he better not be screwing around like he was during there brief break up.

imagine if it wasn't even his.

Was she screwing around like he was during there brief break up?

[The Apatow Crew]

Was she screwing around like he was during there brief break up?I don't think so. she was just photographed with friends all the time.


But good for her. i'm sure shes gonna make a great mom. she deserves this.

[LexCorp]

I don't think so. she was just photographed with friends all the time.


But good for her. i'm sure shes gonna make a great mom. she deserves this.

WTF Pregnant?

[Superman_]

JAL even though I made fun of you back when I was All-Star Superman for living at home with your parents and this weird love for Alba deep down I respected you because I thought you were joking and was not as crazy as Ghost Rider and his love for Carmen. But after reading though this thread I now see I was wrong :(

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Her baby bump is startin to show.:up:
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1213_jessica_alba_fame.jpg

[Drizzle]

Bay is the father

McLOVIN IS THE F**KING FATHER!!! :cmad: :cmad: :cmad:

[omid17]

He will soon be known as CashFed :cwink:lol yup

[The Apatow Crew]

Her baby bump is startin to show.:up:
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1213_jessica_alba_fame.jpgYeah i see it. O wonder what its gonna be? Hope she has a girl. you don't wanna a kid that looks like cash. soory but yeah i hope they get all her looks.

When is that from?

[Ghostvirus]

I'm sure this was all part of his plan. It only took longer then he wanted it too.


It was to make her is housewife. And the one step was to get her pregnant with his bastard kid. doubt were be seeing her in anymore movies really after this.



I swear to this if i find his is doing anything to her or going behind her back i will track him down and i will destroy him.

You think i'm joking i'm not. I will end his life!!!! So he better not be screwing around like he was during there brief break up.

imagine if it wasn't even his.

Homes will soon learn that you can't make a hoe a housewife.:o

[The Apatow Crew]

Homes will soon learn that you can't make a hoe a housewife.:oThat better be a joke.

[Drizzle]

Hope she has a girl. you don't wanna a kid that looks like cash.?

It could be a girl that looks like Cash.

[Kahoot]

That better be a joke.
Before you start, chill... Remember why you left for 2 day. Don't get worked up over people who insult Alba, they are just being foolish coz they don't even know her.

[Kahoot]

It could be a girl that looks like Cash.
Tht girl would never get sex...

[The Apatow Crew]

Tht girl would never get sex...lol.

that made me laugh real hard.

[omid17]

hopefully she pulls a Moynahan

[Kahoot]

lol.

that made me laugh real hard.
Were you laughing at the bad spelling of "that" or just the joke in general?

I hate when I spell things wrong.

[The Apatow Crew]

hopefully she pulls a MoynahanAnd does what? Leave the father?

[omid17]

And does what? Leave the father?yup, kids lasts name would remain alba:up:

[hippy fascist]

That better be a joke.

^THAT better be a joke

seriously, get back on the meds :wow:

This is not your mrs he's talking about, it's an actress you've never met and who would probably be freaked out by how much you look like frankenberry

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/justkillingtime/myspace%20crap/frankenberry.jpg

get a grip on reality

[Duende Verde]

Yeah i see it. O wonder what its gonna be? Hope she has a girl. you don't wanna a kid that looks like cash. soory but yeah i hope they get all her looks.

When is that from?

It all makes sense now, the "I'll wait for you" in your custom title isn't refering to Alba herself but to her possible female offspring.:wow: :csad: :wow:

[The Apatow Crew]

Were you laughing at the bad spelling of "that" or just the joke in general?

I hate when I spell things wrong.No i just thought it was funny. the joke i mean.

[The Apatow Crew]

It all makes sense now, the "I'll wait for you" in your custom title isn't refering to Alba herself but to her possible female offspring.:wow: :csad: :wow:NO I'm NOT!


I'm not that creepy.

I'm calling it now.

[Kahoot]

The baby was anounced at 8:57am on December 12th?

PS. You are missing some capial letters...

[ActuallyRobin]

^THAT better be a joke

seriously, get back on the meds :wow:

This is not your mrs he's talking about, it's an actress you've never met and who would probably be freaked out by how much you look like frankenberry

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/justkillingtime/myspace%20crap/frankenberry.jpg

get a grip on reality

a similar thought was flowing around my brain.

[Drizzle]

Going back to my earlier comment, JAL...would you be mad if McLovin was Alba's baby daddy?

[The Apatow Crew]

The baby was anounced at 8:57am on December 12th?

PS. You are missing some capial letters...No thats when i found out the news.

[knowsbleed]

She's never gonna look the same.

I foresee a Britney body breakdown.

[The Apatow Crew]

She's never gonna look the same.

I foresee a Britney body breakdown.I don't think so.

She's a gym junkie. As soon as she has the kid she'll be right back in there again trying to get her figure back.

[Two-Face]

Well Alba is gonna have bigger boobs.... not that her boobs are small.

[The Apatow Crew]

Well Alba is gonna have bigger boobs.... not that her boobs are small.Wow you guys are really hung up on that aspect huh?:o :oldrazz:

[omid17]

Well Alba is gonna have bigger boobs.... not that her boobs are small.for sure:woot:

[Two-Face]

Wow you guys are really hung up on that aspect huh?:o :oldrazz:

I can't wait to see it....:wow: :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

I can't wait to see it....:wow: :oldrazz:It's amazing how fast the milk arrives.


See if anyone catches the knocked up quote

[The Apatow Crew]

New Banner for The Eye.


http://i19.tinypic.com/72pwc50.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

Preggers, eh? Well, good for her. Hopefully Cash won't be quite as much like Kevin Federline as he already is and hopefully Alba doesn't turn into Brittney Spears.

[The Apatow Crew]

Preggers, eh? Well, good for her. Hopefully Cash won't be quite as much like Kevin Federline as he already is and hopefully Alba doesn't turn into Brittney Spears.Yes its great news for her. and who knows whats gonna happen in the future.

[The Dark Defender]

Nice poster.

[The Apatow Crew]

Nice poster.Thats what i thought better then seeing someone have a hand coming out a eye.

Plus i like the look of her eyes.

[The Dark Defender]

The fingers emerging from the eye is a much scarier image...this one is nicer to look at though.

[The Apatow Crew]

The fingers emerging from the eye is a much scarier image...this one is nicer to look at though.Yeah i know. The second one is for less graphic one for the public.


Even though i seen the teaser poster in my theater.

[The Dark Defender]

So did I.

[The Apatow Crew]

So did I.Yeah so its great news about her and for her huh? She'll be a great mom i think.

[Drizzle]

Yeah, pregnancy boobs are great, once you get over the fact that she's PREGNANT!!!

[Prison Mike]

It's amazing how fast the milk arrives.


See if anyone catches the knocked up quote

I love that movie.

[Kahoot]

Yeah, pregnancy boobs are great, once you get over the fact that she's PREGNANT!!!
To quote Jay from Dogma, “We can still have sex until the third Trimester.”

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah, pregnancy boobs are great, once you get over the fact that she's PREGNANT!!!why is this such a big deal

Boobs are boobs?

[Prison Mike]

I think pregnancy boobs trump over regular boobs. But then you have to deal with everything else getting big too.

[Two-Face]

why is this such a big deal

Boobs are boobs?

No the boobs get BIGGER! I :heart: BIG....

[The Apatow Crew]

No the boobs get BIGGER! I :heart: BIG....So your never get to do anything with em.

Thats not all i care about.

[Kahoot]

I like smaller, not flat cheasted but small. Both my major girl friends have had huge boobs... I'm not complaining but smaller is nicer.

[The Apatow Crew]

I like smaller, not flat cheasted but small. Both my major girl friends have had huge boobs... I'm not complaining but smaller is nicer.A b size is good enough for me. Not picky. Not that it matters though.

[Two-Face]

So your never get to do anything with em.

Thats not all i care about.



Sure you can if you ask nicely.... :oldrazz:

[Mr. Socko]

No the boobs get BIGGER! I :heart: BIG....


rofl...you sound like a little fat kid after a chocolate glazed donut.

[The Apatow Crew]

rofl...you sound like a little fat kid after a chocolate glazed donut.lol that line sounds familar.

[The Apatow Crew]

Sure you can if you ask nicely.... :oldrazz:What are you gonna ask her "Got Milk?"

[Prison Mike]

I like medium size boobs. Not too small but not too big. I wouldn't want a girl with porn star boobs (double D). Pregnancy boobs are nice because they're big for a limited time. You get a taste (no pun intended) of how big they can be. Then after the baby is born, they go back to normal size.

[The Apatow Crew]

oh i just love the male perpective of this.

[Erzengel]

I love how you feel above it only because of your inexperience.

Be with a couple of girls and maybe that would give you some insight.

[ShadowBoxing]

why is this such a big deal

Boobs are boobs?
Not all boobs are created equal.

[Prison Mike]

I'm sure the female posters will love this conversation. lol But hey, that's my philosophy on pregnancy boobs.

[The Apatow Crew]

I love how you feel above it only because of your inexperience.

Be with a couple of girls and maybe that would give you some insight.Oh my god whatever man. Don't try to make this about me.

[Lobo]

Not all boobs are created equal.

Ain't that a fact

[The Apatow Crew]

Not all boobs are created equal.What do some feel like a bag of sand?:oldrazz:

[Two-Face]

What are you gonna ask her "Got Milk?"

Yep even Batman asking for it.....:woot: :oldrazz:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/batmanbegins_milk_sm.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

lol oh you guys. what am i gonna do with you?:o

[ShadowBoxing]

What do some feel like a bag of sand?:oldrazz:
No, but some are flapjacky and have those pepperoni nipples. *shudder*

[Erzengel]

Oh my god whatever man. Don't try to make this about me.

Just my 2 cents.

Guys who are like "Is that all you boys think about?" or "Boobs are boobs." are usually talking from a lack of experience.

[The Apatow Crew]

No, but some are flapjacky and have those pepperoni nipples. *shudder*you didn't get what i meant huh?

[ShadowBoxing]

lol oh you guys. what am i gonna do with you?:o
Seriously though, once you feel a titty or see a titty, you're attitude will change. You aren't above it, you just don't know how good it is.

[The Apatow Crew]

Just my 2 cents.

Guys who are like "Is that all you boys think about?" or "Boobs are boobs." are usually talking from a lack of experience.No its just who cares?

That's the type of stuff a 13 year old boy talks about not a 20 something grown man.

[Matt Murdock]

Boobs are so good.

[ShadowBoxing]

you didn't get what i meant huh?
No I got it...40 Year Old Virgin, funny movie. I just, I dunno, didn't think you got what we were saying.

[ShadowBoxing]

No its just who cares?

That's the type of stuff a 13 year old boy talks about not a 20 something grown man.
Actually I bet I'll be talking about it well into my 90s, and I consider myself fairly mature for my age:o

[Erzengel]

No its just who cares?

That's the type of stuff a 13 year old boy talks about not a 20 something grown man.

You'll learn.

[Prison Mike]

you didn't get what i meant huh?

that was from the 40 year old virgin, right? love that movie.

[The Apatow Crew]

Seriously though, once you feel a titty or see a titty, you're attitude will change. You aren't above it, you just don't know how good it is.I've seen one.

But enough of that convo.


Some recent pics.



http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8279/ja3123552loyr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3646/ja4123107lokp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Apatow Crew]

that was from the 40 year old virgin, right? love that movie.Yes it was well played sir.

[Kelly]

Not all boobs are created equal.



Actually that's a fact....most boobs are not equal.........

[The Apatow Crew]

You'll learn.who cares. its not a big deal.

Just cause i'm not booby crazed like everyone.





Funny how all these people come in here all of a sudden.

[Two-Face]

lol oh you guys. what am i gonna do with you?:o

Easy you go up to a girl and say "Got Milk?" she will give you some.....:oldrazz:

[Kelly]

Easy you go up to a girl and say "Got Milk?" she will give you some.....:oldrazz:

Please tell me you have not actually used that line.....:csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

Easy you go up to a girl and say "Got Milk?" she will give you some.....:oldrazz:or a slap in the face or kick in the groin.

[Prison Mike]

Easy you go up to a girl and say "Got Milk?" she will give you some.....:oldrazz:

...and then a slap to your face (unless she's a waitress and you really just want some milk).

[The Apatow Crew]

...and then a slap to your face (unless she's a waitress and you really just want some milk).okay.



So i hope its not one of those weird celebrity baby names and actually a nornal name.

[Two-Face]

...and then a slap to your face (unless she's a waitress and you really just want some milk).

:woot: :woot: :woot:

or a slap in the face or kick in the groin.

Yep.

Please tell me you have not actually used that line.....:csad:


Of course I didn't......:yay:

[The Apatow Crew]

what month you think shes gonna have the kid? do we know how many months along she is?

[Kelly]

Thank god........any girl worth it........would slap yo face, twice...lol

[Two-Face]

Thank god........any girl worth it........would slap yo face, twice...lol

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Twice the pain....

[Prison Mike]

one for each face. (get it? Two-Face. lol)

I hope she names the baby a normal name. I don't want another apple running around in this world. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I hope she names the baby a normal name. I don't want another apple running around in this world. lolor audio science or inspector pilot.


both real baby celeb names.

[Prison Mike]

audio science? really? which couple named their kid that?

[The Apatow Crew]

Shame on me wanting you
The way i fantasize about
What i'd give, what i'd do
I just want to work you out
Times like this I'm so glad that you can't read my mind
Shame on me another time - Ryan Cabrera


Thats what i say. shame on me for wanting those things.

[The Apatow Crew]

audio science? really? which couple named their kid that?Ummmm Shannyn Sossamon.

[Prison Mike]

didn't know she had a kid. I thought she was single.

[The Apatow Crew]

didn't know she had a kid. I thought she was single.That's what i heard. I think shes a single mom.

[Erzengel]

who cares. its not a big deal.

Just cause i'm not booby crazed like everyone.





Funny how all these people come in here all of a sudden.
Nothing wrong with appreciating a nice set. Even women do. :up:

[Kelly]

Nothing wrong with appreciating a nice set. Even women do. :up:


I do, I appreciate women over 40 who have perky boos.......and they are real..........thats quite an accomplishment.

[The Apatow Crew]

Nothing wrong with appreciating a nice set. Even women do. :up:But its not my whole life though.