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Kahoot
12-13-2007, 11:45 PM
hahaha, how do you know I didn't eat my job? ;)
Well, unless it was a blow job. :huh:

ShadowBoxing
12-13-2007, 11:46 PM
That alone shows you have no idea what you are talking about. I can not have a serious intellectual conversation with someone who says something like that. Otherwise I'd be making fun of you all night. I suggest you just leave the subject right there.
Roman Polanski has a horrible reputation, yet has made a lot of money in films. Is he, by your definition, unsuccessful?

Michael Bay has a horrible reputation as an director, in fact most consider him "Uwe Boll with a budget". Yet he's made millions of dollars off his films. Is he, by your definition, unsuccessful?

Mao Zadong has a horrible reputation as a leader, yet lead the country until his demise and was honored by the country as a ruler. Is he, by your definition, unsuccessful?

And before you answer any of these questions, understand we weren't talking about success in terms of one's personal field, we were talking about the relative success of one man (JAL) compared to another (Cash Warren).

AND FOR THE LAST TIME RESPOND TO THIS IN A COMMUNITY THREAD!!!!

DV8
12-13-2007, 11:46 PM
I have
other dreams and asperations.

then get out of the house and start interacting with people, dude!! c'mon, seriously!! you're my age . . . stop making excuses. stop being afraid.

The Apatow Crew
12-13-2007, 11:47 PM
Well, unless it was a blow job. :huh:*sighs*

smacks forehead.

Kahoot
12-13-2007, 11:48 PM
*sighs*

smacks forehead.
What? :confused:

ShadowBoxing
12-13-2007, 11:48 PM
Bush is successful in the sense that he's accomplished what he set out to do . . . be a freeloading, douchebag/jackass . . . . but as a person and a president, he's a goddam failure . . .

settled.

let's have a political debate about those tittaaaaaahs now, mkay?
Yes, thank you, you actually got the argument. Congrats you've won cold...hard...Cash
http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/alba1.jpg

DV8
12-13-2007, 11:49 PM
Well, unless it was a blow job. :huh:

HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . ummmm, no.:hehe:

how do you know I wasn't saying 'ate, like hate w/ an English accent?

The Apatow Crew
12-13-2007, 11:50 PM
What? :confused:you didn't see what you wrote

some might consider that bad language.

Kahoot
12-13-2007, 11:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . ummmm, no.:hehe:

how do you know I wasn't saying 'ate, like hate w/ an English accent?
Coz English people can say Hatch. Plus Yanks can't do English accents.

DV8
12-13-2007, 11:52 PM
Yes, thank you, you actually got the argument. Congrats you've won cold...hard...Cash
http://dlisted.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/alba1.jpg

jeez, you know? I kind of look like Cash Warren :wow: not in quite as good shape, but a little work and I'm him . . . go figure *shrug*

Kahoot
12-13-2007, 11:52 PM
you didn't see what you wrote

some might consider that bad language.
What?! I see worse than that every day!

The Apatow Crew
12-13-2007, 11:53 PM
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2492/arena001rl8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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DV8
12-13-2007, 11:54 PM
Coz English people can say Hatch. Plus Yanks can't do English accents.

I've been practicing, and I watch a lot of BBC :o

The Apatow Crew
12-13-2007, 11:54 PM
jeez, you know? I kind of look like Cash Warren :wow: not in quite as good shape, but a little work and I'm him . . . go figure *shrug*Then i just feel sorry for you then.

He has a gut now. that pics old.

DV8
12-13-2007, 11:56 PM
^if he's got a gut now, I'm good to go :up:

DV8
12-13-2007, 11:57 PM
to be honest, girls don't really care about looks that much anyway . . . I mean, you can't be hideous, but if you're homely and clean cut, that'll pry do the trick . . .

The Apatow Crew
12-13-2007, 11:59 PM
^if he's got a gut now, I'm good to go Good to go for what. to take his place since you look alike.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5092/arena008ip7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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DV8
12-14-2007, 12:02 AM
^yeah . . . I'll just abduct him and impersonate him . . . how hard could it be?

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 12:03 AM
^yeah . . . I'll just abduct him and impersonate him . . . how hard could it be?I don't know can you act real douchey? Like a real smirk a-hole.

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6269/fhm001cq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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DV8
12-14-2007, 12:06 AM
JAL, you've read some of my previous posts . . . that in itself answers your question :rolleyes:

TBadora
12-14-2007, 12:08 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6269/fhm001cq0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:wow: Just look at that jaw line!

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 12:09 AM
JAL, you've read some of my previous posts . . . that in itself answers your question Never mind i think your ready then. Don't do anything though. Or your end up like him.

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9761/fhm009zr5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 12:09 AM
:wow: Just look at that jaw line!Yes i know perfect.


http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/2679/fhm017vn0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2777/fhm018hr1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TBadora
12-14-2007, 12:13 AM
Yes i know perfect.

No, her @ss is perfect.

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 12:16 AM
No, her @ss is perfect.No everything is. But i love it the way it is though.

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 12:17 AM
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1285/jessicaalba11rq1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5593/jessicaalba21ar5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 07:58 AM
TMZ has also learned that earlier this week, the 26-year-old dark angel and her boyfriend turned luckiest man in America, Cash Warren, shopped at West Hollywood baby store to the stars, Petit Tresor (http://www.petittresor.com/). We're told Jess purchased a Mia Bossi diaper bag, Kissy Kissy maternity clothes and a bunch of white -- i.e. gender neutral -- onesies. In total, the happy couple spent over $1500 of Jessica's money.


Key word here Jessica's money.

Kelly
12-14-2007, 09:38 AM
It's the 21st Century, the man does not have to be the major bread winner in the family.....

Erzengel
12-14-2007, 09:41 AM
If my gf becomes a 6 figure head nurse, I'd be happy to stay at home with the kids. :up:

Super Kal
12-14-2007, 09:47 AM
If my gf becomes a 6 figure head nurse, I'd be happy to stay at home with the kids. :up:
same here :up:

Erzengel
12-14-2007, 09:51 AM
Wake up, make them breakfast, send them to school, work out, eat lunch, nap, play video games, pick up kids from school. :up:

Lunar_Wolf
12-14-2007, 10:04 AM
Me and my kids be home all day youtubing it up.

Kelly
12-14-2007, 10:36 AM
Wake up, make them breakfast, send them to school, work out, eat lunch, nap, play video games, pick up kids from school. :up:


CLEAN THE HOUSE.........DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!

Two very important aspects of the housewife's job...

Lazlo Panaflex
12-14-2007, 12:41 PM
Man I wish I could reincarnate as her kid.

Prison Mike
12-14-2007, 12:55 PM
you have to end your current life first. lol

Erzengel
12-14-2007, 01:48 PM
CLEAN THE HOUSE.........DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!

Two very important aspects of the housewife's job...
That's before me watching my stories. :o

Karea07
12-14-2007, 01:59 PM
I'm going to marry her daughter when she turns 18.

ShadowBoxing
12-14-2007, 02:03 PM
Man I wish I could reincarnate as her kid.
Kill yourself at the precise moment of his/her birth.

SoulManX
12-14-2007, 03:39 PM
CLEAN THE HOUSE.........DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!

Two very important aspects of the housewife's job...

That would be the Maid's job:o

SoulManX
12-14-2007, 03:39 PM
I'm going to marry her daughter when she turns 18.

It might be a boy:o

Lunar_Wolf
12-14-2007, 05:27 PM
CLEAN THE HOUSE.........DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!

Two very important aspects of the housewife's job...
I'm going to train the kids to do that!

Two-Face
12-14-2007, 05:34 PM
CLEAN THE HOUSE.........DO THE GROCERY SHOPPING!!!!!!

Two very important aspects of the housewife's job...



Damn right!:woot:


I want a wife that meets those needs...:oldrazz:

Lazlo Panaflex
12-14-2007, 06:11 PM
Kill yourself at the precise moment of his/her birth.
you have to end your current life first. lol

There's always a downside.

ShadowBoxing
12-14-2007, 06:53 PM
There's always a downside.
All rewards have a risk involved.

Drizzle
12-14-2007, 08:42 PM
I'm going to marry her daughter when she turns 18.

Creepy....

Kelly
12-14-2007, 08:42 PM
Fits the majority of the posts in this thread uh?

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 09:02 PM
from yesterd at going to the gym.

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/4112/jessicaalbaleavingthegyai5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Prison Mike
12-14-2007, 09:40 PM
who's the creepy guy eyeing at her? He looks so pale. Oh wait, I see the camera. Must be papparazi (sp?).

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 09:44 PM
who's the creepy guy eyeing at her? He looks so pale. Oh wait, I see the camera. Must be papparazi (sp?).Yeah thats why her hand is up.

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 09:57 PM
It's the 21st Century, the man does not have to be the major bread winner in the family.....Yeah okay and you say i have excuses.


If he was any kind of real man he be supporting his family. Thats what a man does. Its his responsibilty to do so. What kind of man are you to just let the mother of your child pay for everything. It just goes to show what kind of father he'll be.

I remember a few months back there were pics of her buying him clothe and shoes.I mean how the hell can he support a family if he can't even support himself.

Now if that was me. I be doing my damnest i could. If needed i get two jobs and work almost 20 hours and sleep for a few hours. whatever needed to be done.

Its just it seems it would put a lot of stress on her already with the whole baby thing without worrying about buying everything and making sure everything is pefect.

But hey like i said thats just me.

Super Kal
12-14-2007, 09:58 PM
lol, wow, I wonder how long he stayed up to get a shot of her...

The Apatow Crew
12-14-2007, 10:10 PM
lol, wow, I wonder how long he stayed up to get a shot of her...a while i'm guessing the paps are crazy.

sandgoblin
12-15-2007, 06:35 AM
lol, wow, I wonder how long he stayed up to get a shot of her...


Its in the day so i guess he just got up early.

LexCorp
12-15-2007, 08:27 AM
Nothing is going on in that picture...I dont get why anyone would care.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:37 AM
Nothing is going on in that picture...I dont get why anyone would care.well its the paparazzi. There take pics of anything.

LexCorp
12-15-2007, 08:38 AM
well its the paparazzi. There take pics of anything.

I know but even that pic can't be worth much to them.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:41 AM
I know but even that pic can't be worth much to them.Well since shes pregant there gonna even take more pics of her.

LexCorp
12-15-2007, 08:44 AM
Well since shes pregant there gonna even take more pics of her.

They should give her space if she is prego

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:47 AM
They should give her space if she is pregoThey don't care. the paps are even more vicious when a celeb is pregant. All they see is the money. Thats why she covers up her face all the time so they can't get a good shot of her to sell.

LexCorp
12-15-2007, 08:55 AM
They don't care. the paps are even more vicious when a celeb is pregant. All they see is the money. Thats why she covers up her face all the time so they can't get a good shot of her to sell.

I would cut my face to really freak them out then show them it was just make up lol

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:56 AM
I guess her old house isn't big enough. Cause shes been doing a lot of house hunting the last few months.

from yesterday the 14th.

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3728/jessicaalbahousehuntingua7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9653/jessicaalbahousehuntingwl8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

You can already see a little pouch shes carrying. lol.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:58 AM
I would cut my face to really freak them out then show them it was just make up lolYeah thats the type stuff you don't wanna do. Don't draw too much attention to yourselfs. Just pretend there not there.

LexCorp
12-15-2007, 09:02 AM
Yeah thats the type stuff you don't wanna do. Don't draw too much attention to yourselfs. Just pretend there not there.

Or cut them

Prison Mike
12-15-2007, 11:43 AM
it looks like she travels with an entourage.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 12:18 PM
I'd have to see more pics, but it looks like possibly her mom, and simply people from the agency. She has a regular body guard when promoting movies, but besides that.....haven't really seen her with much more than family and friends...

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 06:22 PM
Some others later that day leaving the gym.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album11/jessica-alba-baby-bump12130702.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album11/jessica-alba-baby-bump12130705.jpg
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album11/jessica-alba-baby-bump12130706.jpg
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The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 06:43 PM
The new Eye Banner in High Resolution.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7370/02js1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mr. Socko
12-15-2007, 07:26 PM
That poster is creepy. I'm even sure what the movie is about :(

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 07:30 PM
That poster is creepy. I'm even sure what the movie is about :(It is? I thought it was the normal one compared to this one.
http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/4066/theeyeposteryk9.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

here's what its about.

Sydney Wells (Jessica Alba) is an accomplished, independent, Los Angeles-based concert violinist. She is also blind, and has been so since a childhood tragedy. As our story opens, Sydney undergoes a double corneal transplant, a surgery she has waited her whole life to have, and her sight is restored. After the surgery, neural ophthalmologist Dr. Paul Faulkner (Alessandro Nivola) helps Sydney with the difficult adjustment, and with the support of her older sister Helen (Parker Posey), Sydney learns to see again.

But Sydney's happiness is short-lived as unexplainable shadowy and frightening images start to haunt her. Are they a passing aftermath of her surgery, Sydney's mind adjusting to sight, a product of her imagination, or something horrifyingly real? As Sydney's family and friends begin to doubt her sanity, Sydney is soon convinced that her anonymous eye donor has somehow opened the door to a terrifying world only she can now see.

"The Eye" is a bone-chilling supernatural thriller that tests the boundaries of perception and reality. Directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud, the team who directed the suspenseful international hit "Them," "The Eye" stars Jessica Alba, Alessandro Nivola and Parker Posey. Produced by Tom Cruise and Paula Wagner with Mike Elliott, Don Granger and Michelle Manning serving as executive producers.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 07:33 PM
I think if other celebrities would take this stance, of not giving them any good pics to sell.....the paparazzi would chill.....I like what she's doing.

There is no need for them to get beligerent to the paparazzi, because thats what they want....
There is no need to smile for the camera, because thats not necessarily what they want.....nor should they have to smile, thats what photoshoots are for....

maybe if they stopped giving them what they want they would have to get a real job...lol

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 07:36 PM
I think if other celebrities would take this stance, of not giving them any good pics to sell.....the paparazzi would chill.....I like what she's doing.

There is no need for them to get beligerent to the paparazzi, because thats what they want....
There is no need to smile for the camera, because thats not necessarily what they want.....nor should they have to smile, thats what photoshoots are for....

maybe if they stopped giving them what they want they would have to get a real job...lolI agree with you. they shouldn't be smiling and letting them snap away shots that can be used. Just put something up as a barrier and carry on with there business.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 07:41 PM
But also if sites stopped buying them, mags stopped buying, and we stopped posting them......that would help immensely as well. We perpetuate the problem as well.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 07:44 PM
But also if sites stopped buying them, mags stopped buying, and we stopped posting them......that would help immensely as well. We perpetuate the problem as well.Yeah but you know thats not ever gonna stop. People can't let the easy money go.

I don't post as much as i did before. But yeah we are.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 07:56 PM
I know I perpetuate it......gotta have the mags when at the spa.....they just go hand in hand...

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:00 PM
I know I perpetuate it......gotta have the mags when at the spa.....they just go hand in hand...Yesterday at work a woman i work with asked me if i wanted a people magazine she had bought earlier and read it already. I said why not.

Its the one that says Jessica Alba's she pregant.

4 dollars a mag people pay. thats alot.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 08:02 PM
Thats one of them I buy, along with OK, and a couple of others......2x a month.....yeah, usually it ends up about $25 bucks each time. I've never bought the mags like National Equirer and others.....those seem WAY OUT THERE to me....

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:05 PM
Thats one of them I buy, along with OK, and a couple of others......2x a month.....yeah, usually it ends up about $25 bucks each time. I've never bought the mags like National Equirer and others.....those seem WAY OUT THERE to me....yeah the wquier seem trashy.

25 bucks a month. add it up for 12 months and thats about 300 dollars or so. Not including tax of course.


300x how many people read them = buttload of money.

Mr. Socko
12-15-2007, 08:05 PM
Yesterday at work a woman i work with asked me if i wanted a people magazine she had bought earlier and read it already. I said why not.

Its the one that says Jessica Alba's she pregant.

4 dollars a mag people pay. thats alot.

People's Mag isn't that bad, it's not as shoddy as the Examiner or Enquirer.

And I read that synopsis of the Eye, doesn't sound too bad at all. And I see it is more of a psychological thriller than Horror. I may see this one.:yay:

Spider-Man Luvr28
12-15-2007, 08:07 PM
I get People for free.:up: Along with a few others like Star & Us.

Hunter Rider
12-15-2007, 08:07 PM
I get People for free.:up: Along with a few others like Star & Us.

That better not be a 5 finger discount missy. :mad: you my good girl, :heart:

Kelly
12-15-2007, 08:09 PM
yeah the wquier seem trashy.

25 bucks a month. add it up for 12 months and thats about 300 dollars or so. Not including tax of course.


300x how many people read them = buttload of money.

Yep, and then I give them to the spa where I go....they say with me around they don't need magazine subscriptions.....lol

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:09 PM
People's Mag isn't that bad, it's not as shoddy as the Examiner or Enquirer.

And I read that synopsis of the Eye, doesn't sound too bad at all. And I see it is more of a psychological thriller than Horror. I may see this one.:yay:I really never read the mags really. i just took it since she was on/in it. lol.

yeah its more a thriller it seems the original seemed that way also. Good for you. Febaury 1st 2008 you won't believe her eyes.:yay:

its rated PG-13.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:11 PM
Yep, and then I give them to the spa where I go....they say with me around they don't need magazine subscriptions.....lolYeah i gues you would need to do something with all those extra mags laying around.

Spider-Man Luvr28
12-15-2007, 08:11 PM
That better not be a 5 finger discount missy. :mad: you my good girl, :heart:

Lol. Nope. My Dad knows this guy at work who deals with magazines I guess & we get those for free and a few others.:up: My magazine basket is full. I gotta empty it out this week before Friday. Get new ones every week.

TBadora
12-15-2007, 08:12 PM
That poster is creepy. I'm even sure what the movie is about :(
I was just about to say it's symbolism is off the hook, and it's creepy as hell.

I get People for free.:up: Along with a few others like Star & Us. Free eh?

http://www.lipmagazine.org/images/featsharrock_lead.gif

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 08:14 PM
I was just about to say it's symbolism ioff the hook, and it's creepy as hell.I like that one better.

But maybe just cause it has her on it lol.:yay: :woot:

and creepy can attract people to a certain movie. if you want that or not.

Spider-Man Luvr28
12-15-2007, 08:14 PM
Free eh?

http://www.lipmagazine.org/images/featsharrock_lead.gif

Lol, be quiet.:p Read my post above.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 09:39 PM
Jessica Alba: Hottest Celebrity In HDTV? (http://www.tvpredictions.com/alba121307.htm)

Jessica Alba is the world's "hottest celebrity" in High-Definition TV,
according to a DIRECTV survey of 400 HDTV owners. The satcaster
said Angelina Jolie was a "close runner-up" in the poll, but House's
Hugh Laurie also made the list.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 09:41 PM
400 owners of HDTV......lmao.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 09:44 PM
400 owners of HDTV......lmao.hey i know. But its something. you beat jolie in something finally instead og being 2nd.

Kelly
12-15-2007, 09:51 PM
Meh, Jessica won that last year as well...........probably the same 400 hdtv owners...lol

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 09:55 PM
Meh, Jessica won that last year as well...........probably the same 400 hdtv owners...lolmaybe.

But there right she looks beautful in HD or regular tv.

Prison Mike
12-15-2007, 10:25 PM
I'd love to see her in HD.

The Apatow Crew
12-15-2007, 10:26 PM
I'd love to see her in HD.I'd love to see her in person.

bullets
12-15-2007, 11:16 PM
Jessica Alba: Hottest Celebrity In HDTV? (http://www.tvpredictions.com/alba121307.htm)

Jessica Alba is the world's "hottest celebrity" in High-Definition TV,
according to a DIRECTV survey of 400 HDTV owners. The satcaster
said Angelina Jolie was a "close runner-up" in the poll, but House's
Hugh Laurie also made the list.



i actually heard something like this a while ago , i thought she was said to be the hottest then two.

Prison Mike
12-15-2007, 11:56 PM
I'd love to see her in person.

I would like that too, but I'm realistic. I'll probably never see her in person, but HD seems like a real possibility.

sandgoblin
12-16-2007, 06:37 AM
I'd love to see her in person.


I would too. :woot:

Lunar_Wolf
12-16-2007, 10:18 AM
Wait until HD3D comes, JAL will jump in joy.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:00 AM
Wait until HD3D comes, JAL will jump in joy.whats that? is that a real thing?

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:37 AM
wow those paps never give up huh?


http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/1272/1212ka9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

from upon a balcony now? I'm waiting for the celebnappings yet.

Cause its almost like there holding hostage.

Obi-Ron
12-16-2007, 12:59 PM
Maybe if obsessed fans would stop posting every pic they can find, then the press would lay off. :dry:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 02:58 PM
Maybe if obsessed fans would stop posting every pic they can find, then the press would lay off. :dry:I know your not talking to me. Its gonna be down whether i do it or not.


You should look up the word Obsessed in the dictonary. You'll learn something.

Hunter Rider
12-16-2007, 03:06 PM
I know your not talking to me. Its gonna be down whether i do it or not.


You should look up the word Obsessed in the dictonary. You'll learn something.

You aren't claiming that you are not obsessed are you ? :huh:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:10 PM
You aren't claiming that you are not obsessed are you ? :huh:But people need to know what obsessed means.

and they also need to know what the word stalker means.

Which i am neither.

Hunter Rider
12-16-2007, 03:12 PM
But people need to know what obsessed means.

and they also need to know what the word stalker means.

Which i am neither.

You are certainly obsessed, you have proved it over and over, just this last week was a prime example, rational ppl do not threaten to kill themselves over a celeb. As for stalker, you merely lack the funds.

Drizzle
12-16-2007, 03:21 PM
But people need to know what obsessed means.

and they also need to know what the word stalker means.

Which i am neither.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Dude, I know you're not a stalker, but come on, admit it.


You are obsessed.

TBadora
12-16-2007, 03:22 PM
JAL will soon find out that there are many better looking women out there who aren't celebs.

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 03:25 PM
poor JAL. getting ganged up once again. lol

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:26 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Dude, I know you're not a stalker, but come on, admit it.


You are obsessed.if i was obsessed I have JA wallpaper and curtains and bed sheets. Having dvds and posters doesn't make me obessed or having some magazines. or even custom watch.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:28 PM
You are certainly obsessed, you have proved it over and over, just this last week was a prime example, rational ppl do not threaten to kill themselves over a celeb. As for stalker, you merely lack the funds.Whats that suppose to me.

I could very well but i'm not. You don't know me. ypu know nothing. Just a persona on a messageboard.

Lobo
12-16-2007, 03:30 PM
You are certainly obsessed, you have proved it over and over, just this last week was a prime example, rational ppl do not threaten to kill themselves over a celeb. As for stalker, you merely lack the funds.

For some reason in my head you sounded like Liam Neeson in this post :huh: :woot:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:30 PM
and who does i wasn't just joking about the killing myself part?

TBadora
12-16-2007, 03:32 PM
if i was obsessed I have JA wallpaper and curtains and bed sheets. Having dvds and posters doesn't make me obessed or having some magazines. or even custom watch.

Wait a tic, are you saying you have a custom Jessica Alba watch?

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 03:33 PM
For some reason in my head you sounded like Liam Neeson in this post :huh: :woot:

LOL. I have this image of Hunter fighting JAL on a glacier while giving him a speech about obsessions.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:34 PM
Wait a tic, are you saying you have a custom Jessica Alba watch?Its just a watch from ebay its nothing much.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v164/ensomnia/new/dfsa.jpg

Lobo
12-16-2007, 03:34 PM
LOL. I have this image of Hunter fighting JAL on a glacier while giving him a speech about obsessions.

:lmao:

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 03:35 PM
Wait a tic, are you saying you have a custom Jessica Alba watch?

the posters and dvds I can understand, but the custom watch is a little out there, IMO.

Hunter Rider
12-16-2007, 03:37 PM
Whats that suppose to me.

I could very well but i'm not. You don't know me. ypu know nothing. Just a persona on a messageboard.
You are either the hype's greatest ever fraud or I am right. :yay:

For some reason in my head you sounded like Liam Neeson in this post :huh: :woot:

:hehe:

LOL. I have this image of Hunter fighting JAL on a glacier while giving him a speech about obsessions.

:woot:

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 03:37 PM
:lmao:

Now I have this sudden urge to watch Batman Begins.

TBadora
12-16-2007, 03:37 PM
Its just a watch from ebay its nothing much.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v164/ensomnia/new/dfsa.jpg


I'm sorry JAL, but owning a watch like that is stepping over to the obsessive side.

Matt Murdock
12-16-2007, 03:38 PM
LOL. I have this image of Hunter fighting JAL on a glacier while giving him a speech about obsessions.
"Obsession is a matter of patience; a matter of will. Only once you master your will can you master the object of your adoration!

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 03:40 PM
"Obsession is a matter of patience; a matter of will. Only once you master your will can you master the object of your adoration!

:woot: :woot: :woot:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:43 PM
I'm sorry JAL, but owning a watch like that is stepping over to the obsessive side.Its just a watch. Nothing else.


I am not going taxi driver on anyone.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 03:48 PM
the posters and dvds I can understand, but the custom watch is a little out there, IMO.Its just a watch thats all it is. Nothing else. I have sin city t-shirt does that make me any more crazier?


its a official shirt from the ,movie not a custom one.


Its just this pic with a black shirt.
http://www.posterplanet.net/new/images/sincitylittlecomm.jpg

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 04:24 PM
Jessica Alba *Sweet Scans* From "InStyle" Magazine (January 2008) 5X UHQ

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6831/jessicaalbabikiniuhq05nz8.th.jpg (http://img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikiniuhq05nz8.jpg) http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3117/jessicaalbabikiniuhq04pz8.th.jpg (http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikiniuhq04pz8.jpg) http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8548/jessicaalbabikiniuhq03ii8.th.jpg (http://img266.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikiniuhq03ii8.jpg) http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/730/jessicaalbabikiniuhq02iy8.th.jpg (http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikiniuhq02iy8.jpg) http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5961/jessicaalbabikiniuhq01ha3.th.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalbabikiniuhq01ha3.jpg)

Drizzle
12-16-2007, 04:40 PM
if i was obsessed I have JA wallpaper and curtains and bed sheets. Having dvds and posters doesn't make me obessed or having some magazines. or even custom watch.

Thank you for proving my point.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 04:43 PM
Thank you for proving my point.There's nothing wrong with that!


Jeez people pull your heads off of each others butts!


Its just one thing!

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 05:12 PM
True happiness is dating the counter version of yourself http://freefakers.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5473/5w2ch80t09dfrhurwgm3ns7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 05:16 PM
damn she looks hot in that pic^

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 05:17 PM
damn she looks hot in that pic^Happyness does that.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 05:20 PM
It seems there camping out infront of her house now.


Thats taking it a bit too far.
http://img192.imagevenue.com/loc562/th_22958_ja1_123_562lo.jpg (http://img192.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=22958_ja1_123_562lo.jpg)http://img206.imagevenue.com/loc446/th_22969_ja2_123_446lo.jpg (http://img206.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=22969_ja2_123_446lo.jpg)http://img151.imagevenue.com/loc821/th_22980_ja3_123_821lo.jpg (http://img151.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=22980_ja3_123_821lo.jpg)

Cory
12-16-2007, 05:49 PM
obsessed lol


shes hot an all...but yeah


how many Alba pics do you have on your comp?

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 05:51 PM
obsessed lol


shes hot an all...but yeah


how many Alba pics do you have on your comp?For m to know and you to find out.:yay:


I'm not everything you same i am, I'm just the way i am.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 07:00 PM
New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood

Dec. 3, 2007
New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood
1. Lindsay Lohan — poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.
2. Kim Kardashian — because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt — who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz — the man that gave the OK for Britney Spears disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf — the 21-year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.
6. Heidi Montag, reality television star
7. Jessica Simpson, singer
8 . Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver
9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul
10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people
11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler
12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster
13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy
14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck
15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater
16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on
17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress
18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor
19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess
20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend <--- AAAHAHAAHAHA!!!http://forums.fanhost.com/images/smilies/devilish.gif http://forums.fanhost.com/images/smilies/grin.gif

Dave McFly
12-16-2007, 08:34 PM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 08:35 PM
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:Its kinda funny when you think about it right?

TBadora
12-16-2007, 08:47 PM
New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood

Dec. 3, 2007
New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood
1. Lindsay Lohan — poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.
2. Kim Kardashian — because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt — who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz — the man that gave the OK for Britney Spears disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf — the 21-year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.
6. Heidi Montag, reality television star
7. Jessica Simpson, singer
8 . Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver
9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul
10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people
11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler
12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster
13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy
14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck
15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater
16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on
17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress
18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor
19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess
20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend <--- AAAHAHAAHAHA!!!http://forums.fanhost.com/images/smilies/devilish.gif http://forums.fanhost.com/images/smilies/grin.gif


Where are Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie?

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 08:59 PM
Where are Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie?well there's only so much room for people like them. plus there so last year.:oldrazz: :o :whatever:

omid17
12-16-2007, 09:09 PM
New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood

Dec. 3, 2007
New York Daily News' List of Dumbest People in Hollywood
1. Lindsay Lohan — poor movie choices ("I Know Who Killed Me"), delinquent behavior and bad taste in men.
2. Kim Kardashian — because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.
3. Spencer Pratt — who thinks his life on MTV's "The Hills" is reality - and believes we think so, too.
4. Jeff Kwatinetz — the man that gave the OK for Britney Spears disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
5. Shia LaBeouf — the 21-year-old "Transformers" star, for getting arrested while refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy.
6. Heidi Montag, reality television star
7. Jessica Simpson, singer
8 . Kiefer Sutherland, actor, recurring drunk driver
9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul
10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people
11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler
12. Courtney Love, aging rock chick, disaster
13. J.R. Rotem, music producer and possible Britney Spears baby daddy
14. Britney Spears, pop star, train wreck
15. Brad Garrett, comedian, paparazzi hater
16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser, hanger-on
17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress
18. Brad Womack, indecisive Bachelor
19. Michael Jackson, former singer, mess
20. Cash Warren, celebrity boyfriend <--- AAAHAHAAHAHA!!!http://forums.fanhost.com/images/smilies/devilish.gif http://forums.fanhost.com/images/smilies/grin.gifLMAO

Kelly
12-16-2007, 09:16 PM
if i was obsessed I have JA wallpaper and curtains and bed sheets. Having dvds and posters doesn't make me obessed or having some magazines. or even custom watch.


If they made the wallpaper, curtains and bedsheets......you would have them JAL, good lord, why deny it?????

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:17 PM
If they made the wallpaper, curtains and bedsheets......you would have them JAL, good lord, why deny it?????No i would not. I'm not that tacky.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 09:18 PM
Its kinda funny when you think about it right?


I have a feeling, that if you asked "when" they made the decision for that list, and why he is there.....I would bet lots of money that it was because he did not immediatley say "yes" to marrying her.........

Here is what I find funny.....

You aren't in the picture enough to even be on the list........NOW THAT, is funny when you think about it.:yay:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:19 PM
LMAOJust proves college can't provide smarts.

College boy.

Refering to Nickels.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:20 PM
I have a feeling, that if you asked "when" they made the decision for that list, and why he is there.....I would bet lots of money that it was because he did not immediatley say "yes" to marrying her.........

Here is what I find funny.....

You aren't in the picture enough to even be on the list........NOW THAT, is funny when you think about it.:yay:Why would i wanna be called stupid? when is being called stupid ever a good thing?

I think you have it wrong he asked her, not the other way around.

omid17
12-16-2007, 09:21 PM
Just proves college can't provide smarts.

College boy.

Refering to Nickels.:up:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:27 PM
:up:Thats my new name for him nickels.

omid17
12-16-2007, 09:33 PM
****ing Nickels

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:36 PM
****ing Nickelseither that or dimes.:hehe:

Kelly
12-16-2007, 09:38 PM
Why would i wanna be called stupid? when is being called stupid ever a good thing?

I think you have it wrong he asked her, not the other way around.

Um, not according to the every article out there, she was talking marriage, and he said.....not yet.


And as far as the rest of your post........one question.

Then why do you post the way you do?

omid17
12-16-2007, 09:38 PM
damn 50 cent is already taken lol

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:41 PM
damn 50 cent is already taken lolthats a dumb name already. half cent. what he's worth.:woot:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:42 PM
Um, not according to the every article out there, she was talking marriage, and he said.....not yet.


And as far as the rest of your post........one question.

Then why do you post the way you do?Well i guess the one thing from earlier this year about him proposing was just muck then huh?

What do you mean? Why do any of use post the way we do?

omid17
12-16-2007, 09:44 PM
thats a dumb name already. half cent. what he's worth.:woot::up:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:47 PM
:up:I'd give him a christmas kick in the old change sack.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 09:52 PM
Well i guess the one thing from earlier this year about him proposing was just muck then huh?

What do you mean? Why do any of use post the way we do?


And as I figured, you prove my point......simply by not getting the point....

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 09:54 PM
And as I figured, you prove my point......simply by not getting the point....what point is that?


the crazy obsessed need some help explaning?

you know since i'm such a pyscho that yeah explains it all huh? yeah.

omid17
12-16-2007, 10:01 PM
I'd give him a christmas kick in the old change sack.that would be nice:woot:

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:03 PM
that would be nice:woot:perhaps. Learn him a lesson.

omid17
12-16-2007, 10:07 PM
perhaps. Learn him a lesson.but JAL imo she doesn't seem too excited to pregnant(i mean having a child with nickels). what do you think?

Kelly
12-16-2007, 10:08 PM
How the hell would we know how she feels?

The paparazzi pics? lmao.....yeah right.

omid17
12-16-2007, 10:10 PM
How the hell would we know how she feels?

The paparazzi pics? lmao.....yeah right.well she's not married yet

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:12 PM
How the hell would we know how she feels?

The paparazzi pics? lmao.....yeah right.I didn't say nothing like that.


you know all woman pregant are emotional.

Id be pissed of everyone was takin pics of me 24/7.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 10:13 PM
well she's not married yet


And?

We live in the 21st Century now......you don't HAVE TO GET MARRIED, when you get pregnant.....he dad doesn't have a shotgun pointed at Cash........

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:13 PM
but JAL imo she doesn't seem too excited to pregnant(i mean having a child with nickels). what do you think?I have no comment really for how she feels.

she seems happys from the lakers game pics.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 10:14 PM
I didn't say nothing like that.


you know all woman pregant are emotional.

Id be pissed of everyone was takin pics of me 24/7.


I wasn't speaking of your post......

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:15 PM
And?

We live in the 21st Century now......you don't HAVE TO GET MARRIED, when you get pregnant.....he dad doesn't have a shotgun pointed at Cash........Why do you keep using that excuse its the 21st century?

Maybe he should have. Not like he could afford the ring. i'm sure if they do she'd have to buy her own ring.

omid17
12-16-2007, 10:20 PM
And?

We live in the 21st Century now......you don't HAVE TO GET MARRIED, when you get pregnant.....he dad doesn't have a shotgun pointed at Cash........lol i know, but still wouldn't you first like to get married before you have a kid?

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:26 PM
lol i know, but still wouldn't you first like to get married before you have a kid?Thats why i was surpised.

I totally expected marriage before a kid. But good for them. Lets see if they can make it in hollywood. few have and most haven't.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 10:27 PM
Why do you keep using that excuse its the 21st century?

Maybe he should have. Not like he could afford the ring. i'm sure if they do she'd have to buy her own ring.

That is not an excuse, thats a fact.......more couples than ever before are having children without getting married.....

lol i know, but still wouldn't you first like to get married before you have a kid?

No, that is not a necessity...IMO.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:34 PM
That is not an excuse, thats a fact.......more couples than ever before are having children without getting married.....No i mean you used thr its the 21st century for another thing you answered today.


and fact those couples probably break up a short time after cause of it.

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 10:39 PM
you know, I always thought she was that type of girl who would get married first, then pregnant. I'm not judging, but I guess I just assumed she was that type. It would have been refreshing to see that type in Hollywood.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:47 PM
you know, I always thought she was that type of girl who would get married first, then pregnant. I'm not judging, but I guess I just assumed she was that type. It would have been refreshing to see that type in Hollywood.We don't know what happen. Its just between them two.


Like someone else said it could have been unplanned. things happen. not saying that it is though.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 10:47 PM
No i mean you used thr its the 21st century for another thing you answered today.


and fact those couples probably break up a short time after cause of it.


Yeah, because marriage is doing so well these days at 54% divorce rate in the US....more marriages end, than make it......that would be a fact.


And the reason I've used it 2x for 2 posts, is because it fit in those posts....as in

#1. Men do not have to be the money winner of the family....we have grown beyond that in the 21st Century...
#2. Women do not have to automatically get married when they get pregnant, because we have grown beyond that need in the 21st Century.

Therefore neither is an excuse, both are simply shown within our society today.....

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 10:49 PM
Yeah, because marriage is doing so well these days at 54% divorce rate in the US....more marriages end, than make it......that would be a fact.


And the reason I've used it 2x for 2 posts, is because it fit in those posts....as in

#1. Men do not have to be the money winner of the family....we have grown beyond that in the 21st Century...
#2. Women do not have to automatically get married when they get pregnant, because we have grown beyond that need in the 21st Century.

Therefore neither is an excuse, both are simply shown within our society today.....why do i get a feeling your one of those type of woman who hate men and don't want them to do anything for you.

Kelly
12-16-2007, 10:56 PM
why do i get a feeling your one of those type of woman who hate men and don't want them to do anything for you.

No, actually, I'm an independent woman, who enjoys the company of men because they are men, not money winners, or because of a need to get pregnant.

No, they don't HAVE TO pay for every date......but if they want to take me out to a very nice restaurant, movie, whatever....then yeah thats fine........but they don't have to make more money than I do.....and I also can enjoy a DVD, and home cooked meal just as much......its about the time spent together, not where that time is spent....

Do I want them to have a good education? yes, college is a plus, but that has nothing to do with the money aspect....it has everything to do with making themselves a better person through education....

I like them to be well kept, dress nice, take care of themselves, but again, they don't need to make more money than me......

Marriage to me does not signify my love for a man.....I can do that just fine without a sheet of paper, or a ring.....my commitment to people that I'm having a relationship with has nothing to do with paper, it is a daily commitment that I make to that person, each and every day.....


So my feelings on this subject, go far beyond a few words or posts on this board......and your view is very shallow in its knowledge of either of these subjects....

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:02 PM
Don'yt worry about me the things i say are just the product of a cranky miserable man.


your right everything you'cve said about me is correct.

I have a problem and i need to face reality.

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 11:05 PM
the divorce rate is only high in America. Everywhere else, people know how to stay married. lol

Kelly
12-16-2007, 11:06 PM
the divorce rate is only high in America. Everywhere else, people know how to stay married. lol


And if you read my post, I made the stipulation of "the U.S."...

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:12 PM
the divorce rate is only high in America. Everywhere else, people know how to stay married. lolanother thing america doesn't know how to do right.

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 11:14 PM
well we (americans) must be doing something wrong if over half of us gets divorced. I think there's a greater chance of divorce when you have a kid before getting married. Maybe Jessica just shouldn't get hitched (at least with Cash).

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:18 PM
well we (americans) must be doing something wrong if over half of us gets divorced. I think there's a greater chance of divorce when you have a kid before getting married. Maybe Jessica just shouldn't get hitched (at least with Cash).Thats what i said on the last page. there type of couples usally split up then there after.

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 11:21 PM
There are a lot of factors that lead to divorce. One is having a child out of wedlock. Another is living together before getting married. There are others but I can't remember them. I learned about this stuff in my sociology class.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:25 PM
There are a lot of factors that lead to divorce. One is having a child out of wedlock. Another is living together before getting married. There are others but I can't remember them. I learned about this stuff in my sociology class.work schdules thats a big one.

Prison Mike
12-16-2007, 11:33 PM
^That's probably the #1 killer of marriages in Hollywood. Though it could affect normal people's marriages too.

The Apatow Crew
12-16-2007, 11:36 PM
^That's probably the #1 killer of marriages in Hollywood. Though it could affect normal people's marriages too.yeah its hard on people when there in two diff places all the time.

The Apatow Crew
12-17-2007, 05:46 PM
http://www.closeup.de/articles/large/G/G844185.JPG

Cory
12-17-2007, 05:54 PM
i do believe id drink albas bathwater.

The Apatow Crew
12-17-2007, 05:58 PM
i do believe id drink albas bathwater.Yeah you do not say.



There are tons and tons of new pap pics but i refuse to posr them.

There getting out of control. The lastest pics of her yesterday are her in at a place called Jack n' Jill's Restaurant and there taking pics of her eating in the place and then pics leaving.


Its just sickning what these people. Someone needs to make a stand against these scumbags. Who's with me on this?

Erzengel
12-17-2007, 06:00 PM
Haven't you said this before and then continued to post paparazzi pics?

Secondly, unless she did some photoshoot earlier or she's attending some premier or when she promotes the Eye in Feb which should put her at 5 months pregnant, those pics are the only new ones you are going to see.

The Apatow Crew
12-17-2007, 06:05 PM
Haven't you said this before and then continued to post paparazzi pics?

Secondly, unless she did some photoshoot earlier or she's attending some premier or when she promotes the Eye in Feb which should put her at 5 months pregnant, those pics are the only new ones you are going to see.

No i am not gonna post anymore.

I'm through. Only photoshoot and premiere pics.


Or if she goes to another premiere of another movie.

TBadora
12-17-2007, 07:06 PM
Yeah you do not say.



There are tons and tons of new pap pics but i refuse to posr them.

There getting out of control. The lastest pics of her yesterday are her in at a place called Jack n' Jill's Restaurant and there taking pics of her eating in the place and then pics leaving.


Its just sickning what these people. Someone needs to make a stand against these scumbags. Who's with me on this?

You don't get paid millions for merely acting and posing, when you are a famous rich celebrity, than you are getting paid for being in the public eye 24/7. Otherwise you can go become a doctor or a lawyer and make money the real way without the perks.

Kelly
12-17-2007, 07:10 PM
You don't get paid millions for merely acting and posing, when you are a famous rich celebrity, than you are getting paid for being in the public eye 24/7. Otherwise you can go become a doctor or a lawyer and make money the real way without the perks.


That is a big pile of bull****

Sorry, but I don't buy that....never have, never will.......their job is to

1. Come to work on time...
2. Do the job they are asked to do...
3. Follow direction...
4. Promote...
5. For some, Jessica being one, they feel a part is to give back to the community through charity work...

No where does it say they have to have their pictures taken while eating at restaurants, walking to the mailbox, shopping at whatever store.....sorry, but as I said....that is bull****.

There IS A LINE that should not be crossed, and these paparazzi cross it hourly.......

THAT IS NOT PART OF THEIR JOB, THAT IS PART OF OUR OBSESSION!

The Apatow Crew
12-17-2007, 07:15 PM
That is a big pile of bull****

Sorry, but I don't buy that....never have, never will.......their job is to

1. Come to work on time...
2. Do the job they are asked to do...
3. Follow direction...
4. Promote...
5. For some, Jessica being one, they feel a part is to give back to the community through charity work...

No where does it say they have to have their pictures taken while eating at restaurants, walking to the mailbox, shopping at whatever store.....sorry, but as I said....that is bull****.

There IS A LINE that should not be crossed, and these paparazzi cross it hourly.......


THAT IS NOT PART OF THEIR JOB, THAT IS PART OF OUR OBSESSION!
Yes i agree with you. I don't agree with you on many things but this is one of them. There is no need to have there pics taken when there just trying to do everyday things in there lifes.

TBadora
12-17-2007, 07:21 PM
That is a big pile of bull****

Sorry, but I don't buy that....never have, never will.......their job is to

1. Come to work on time...
2. Do the job they are asked to do...
3. Follow direction...
4. Promote...
5. For some, Jessica being one, they feel a part is to give back to the community through charity work...

No where does it say they have to have their pictures taken while eating at restaurants, walking to the mailbox, shopping at whatever store.....sorry, but as I said....that is bull****.

There IS A LINE that should not be crossed, and these paparazzi cross it hourly.......

THAT IS NOT PART OF THEIR JOB, THAT IS PART OF OUR OBSESSION!


It comes with being rich (overly paid), and being idolized around the world. I personally think it should be expected when you have so many people seeing you do what you do on the big screen and in the magazines. It's human nature to be fascinated by someone who's got it all. It all comes with the flow of money and the fame.

Kelly
12-17-2007, 07:22 PM
It comes with being rich (overly paid), and being idolized around the world. I personally think it should be expected when you have so many people seeing you do what you do on the big screen and in the magazines. It's human nature to be fascinated by someone who's got it all. It all comes with the flow of money and the fame.

So.......

The Apatow Crew
12-17-2007, 07:27 PM
It comes with being rich (overly paid), and being idolized around the world. I personally think it should be expected when you have so many people seeing you do what you do on the big screen and in the magazines. It's human nature to be fascinated by someone who's got it all. It all comes with the flow of money and the fame.if your fascinated with them watch there movies or listen to interviews or look at premeiere or photoshoot pics.

Not something they had no power over. I mean honestly who wants to see a celeb take out the garbage or food shopping.


Doctors and plastic surgeons make tons of money but they don't get followed around.

TBadora
12-17-2007, 07:33 PM
Doctors and plastic surgeons make tons of money but they don't get followed around.

That's my point. If the docs were seen all over the world and they were all over the magazines they'd be followed around too. Look at the Hilton's, if Paris' other relatives where all over TV and in the magazines (all around the world) they'd be followed around too. Since they've stayed out of popular media, they aren't followed around, and they don't get paid the million's they would have if they were in the media (Movies, TV shows, Mags etc...).

The Apatow Crew
12-17-2007, 07:35 PM
That's my point. If the docs were seen all over the world and they were all over the magazines they'd be followed around too. Look at the Hilton's, if Paris' other relatives where all over TV and in the magazines (all around the world) they'd be followed around too. Since they've stayed in the shadows, they aren't followed around, and they don't get paid the million's they would have if they were in the media (Movies, TV shows, Mags etc...).I mean whats so diff between them and celebs they do there jobs when there suppose to. So they should be left alone when they have off time.

LexCorp
12-18-2007, 06:10 AM
I just plain hate paps

The Apatow Crew
12-18-2007, 07:52 AM
I just plain hate papslol.:woot: :yay:

Erzengel
12-18-2007, 09:50 AM
Yet most of you will continue to support them. I'm sure even though JAL has stated he won't post these paparazzi pics anymore, he will frequent sites where these pics are posted. Many of you will buy the Star, Enquirer, People, US Weekly, etc. which while they may have legitimate articles, even People has pics of them in their downtime. It's a cycle.

LexCorp
12-18-2007, 10:04 AM
Yet most of you will continue to support them. I'm sure even though JAL has stated he won't post these paparazzi pics anymore, he will frequent sites where these pics are posted. Many of you will buy the Star, Enquirer, People, US Weekly, etc. which while they may have legitimate articles, even People has pics of them in their downtime. It's a cycle.

Meh I do not buy those mags....and the only place I happen to come accross any pap pics is if they make their way online or if I hav enot changed the channel off of E!.

Erzengel
12-18-2007, 10:06 AM
But those sites you visit to view those pics, causes them to keep posting said pics. You frequenting those websites, gives them more hits, and more incentive to keep posting them.

Super_Ludacris
12-18-2007, 10:11 AM
smh@ JAL oogling at a preggers mom...

LexCorp
12-18-2007, 10:23 AM
But those sites you visit to view those pics, causes them to keep posting said pics. You frequenting those websites, gives them more hits, and more incentive to keep posting them.

I guess but I don't come in here for pap pics....just regular photo shoots the good stuff no personal shade shots on in a random car somewhere in the USA shots.

Prison Mike
12-18-2007, 11:05 AM
I don't buy any of those mags or visit any of those sites. I never found it interesting to see a pic of someone taking the garbage out or walking their dog. I do that stuff myself. I should just take pics of myself doing that and look at them. lol

The Apatow Crew
12-18-2007, 05:35 PM
smh@ JAL oogling at a preggers mom...there's nothing wrong with that specally when its her.:grin:

The Apatow Crew
12-18-2007, 05:41 PM
The Ten Dvs cover. out January 15th in the states.
http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/Movies/THE%20TEN/Posters/01.jpg (javascript: window.close())

Kelly
12-18-2007, 05:44 PM
meh, I think I'll wait for the rental on that one......I like alot of people in it....but the whole premise is kind of "been there done that...."

The Apatow Crew
12-18-2007, 05:46 PM
meh, I think I'll wait for the rental on that one......I like alot of people in it....but the whole premise is kind of "been there done that...."well it is coming to rental that day same day as GLC.

it was released in limited theaters august last year.

Kelly
12-18-2007, 05:47 PM
Well there ya go......I thought it had gone out in limited release....I just figured they were going to wide release it for some reason........good, I'll look it up if I get a chance.

The Apatow Crew
12-18-2007, 05:51 PM
I think it funny it says her name last but shes right in the middle of the pic.

shes in like two scenes i heard maybe three.

The Apatow Crew
12-18-2007, 06:00 PM
A new Promo Shot for The Eye.
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6826/theeyepromo004tg7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Spider-Man Luvr28
12-19-2007, 02:09 PM
http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/jalba_smiling.jpg Here she is in Bev. Hills. There was more but I don't feel like postin them all.

Prison Mike
12-19-2007, 02:25 PM
what's "The Ten" about?

Cory
12-19-2007, 02:31 PM
i refuse to believe alba has had sex.

DV8
12-19-2007, 02:33 PM
you know . . . this thread is called the Auditorium, but pics aren't audible, they're visible . . . just throwing that out there :o

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 02:37 PM
i refuse to believe alba has had sex.

You will believe it when her boobies and tummy get bigger.... :heart:

Obi-Ron
12-19-2007, 04:31 PM
Just saw "Idle Hands" on TV. That movie would have done much better had it just featured Jessica crawling around in that air duct for 2 hours.

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 05:39 PM
http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/jalba_smiling.jpg Here she is in Bev. Hills. There was more but I don't feel like postin them all.Thats the only good pic to post even if its a paparazzi shot.

atleast shes happy there. She went to the gym and had dinner with friends that day also.

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 05:40 PM
what's "The Ten" about?its a spoof about the ten commanments.

Lunar_Wolf
12-19-2007, 05:43 PM
Ten looks good!

Hey JAL post your Alba watch lol

Cory
12-19-2007, 05:43 PM
LIES. she is still a virgin.

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 05:51 PM
Ten looks good!

Hey JAL post your Alba watch lolI already did.

and people are starting up false rumours but lets not get into that and give them what they want.

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 06:26 PM
ALBA DECLINES OFFERS TO POSE NUDE WHILE PREGNANT

Pregnant actress JESSICA ALBA has turned down three offers to show off her baby bump in revealing magazine photoshoots. Just a week after confirming to the world she is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren, the 26-year-old admits she has already ruled out the chance to follow the likes of Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera - and bare all for glossy covers. A friend says, "She had three offers on the first day, but she doesn't intend to take any of them."

(contactmusic.com)Sorry fellas.

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 06:31 PM
Still I can her boobies with clothed....

Kelly
12-19-2007, 06:32 PM
English please?

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 06:35 PM
Well Alba's boobies gonna get bigger if she's naked or not and I'm gonna see it....

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 06:35 PM
English please?Yeah iwas gonna say wha??

The Eye site is fully up know.
http://www.theeyethefilm.com/EYE_main.html

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 06:36 PM
Well Alba's boobies gonna get bigger if she's naked or not and I'm gonna see it....Not really. From the pic SML posted she'll be wearing a coat a lot.

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 06:40 PM
Yeah iwas gonna say wha??

The Eye site is fully up know.
http://www.theeyethefilm.com/EYE_main.html



The trailers are great and seems like it's a good movie....

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 06:43 PM
The trailers are great and seems like it's a good movie....yeah.

the photo gallery thing is weird. you gotta slide it and i can't seem to get past the second pic of the dude.

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 06:47 PM
yeah.

the photo gallery thing is weird. you gotta slide it and i can't seem to get past the second pic of the dude.



I like the music in the background :up:

Gallery is awesome....

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 06:52 PM
I like the music in the background :up:

Gallery is awesome....yeah its a awesome song.

i got it to work does it seem like its all like i don't know but you can't see the pics well kinda like you got poked in the eye is it suppose to be like that.

here's a pic i just saved to show you.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7200/eye1th1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 06:53 PM
Jeez those red eyes scares me..... :csad:

Kelly
12-19-2007, 06:55 PM
That's what her eyes looked like after wearing those freaky blue contacts in FF 2....

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 06:55 PM
Jeez those red eyes scares me..... :csad:Does the pic seem blurry to you though? I'm guessing thats right after the surgery. want me to post a better one?:yay:

Two-Face
12-19-2007, 07:07 PM
That's what her eyes looked like after wearing those freaky blue contacts in FF 2....


seriously?

Nah.....

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 07:12 PM
Seriously?






No it's fine, post it if you want.....She was kidding around.


http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3805/eye4fe9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

notice how the left side is blurry but the right is clear? Its like the part you put thr mouse on it will be clear.

Cory
12-19-2007, 07:15 PM
why is her hair in theway

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 07:18 PM
why is her hair in thewayBecause i'm getting she just got done taking a shower thats why her hair is wet.

Cory
12-19-2007, 07:20 PM
Because i'm getting she just got done taking a shower thats why her hair is wet.

what?

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 07:23 PM
what?i miss read your post. I thought you said somethng else. and why do you think her hairs in the way.:word:

Prison Mike
12-19-2007, 07:24 PM
what do you mean why is her hair in the way? It's hair.

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 07:27 PM
what do you mean why is her hair in the way? It's hair.In the way of her nipples i guess he means.

another pic from the site.

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/9158/eye3ro7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sorry for the blurryness.

2star
12-19-2007, 07:28 PM
Wow - it really takes alot of effort to read the 'english' in this thread. Keeps the brain working though ;)

Prison Mike
12-19-2007, 07:32 PM
Wow - it really takes alot of effort to read the 'english' in this thread. Keeps the brain working though ;)

lol, I think people are just lazy and decide to leave out some adjectives, nouns, pronouns, etc.

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 07:33 PM
lol, I think people are just lazy and decide to leave out some adjectives, nouns, pronouns, etc.hey the letters i mess up are usually right next to each other on the keyboard. i'm just a fast typer.

2star
12-19-2007, 07:35 PM
hey the letters i mess up are usually right next to each other on the keyboard. i'm just a fast typer.

...or have fat fingers, or can't spell ;)

The Apatow Crew
12-19-2007, 07:39 PM
...or have fat fingers, or can't spell ;)quite you. you know what they do to noobs on here?

They feed them to Dog Lips.:oldrazz: