The Albalicious Auditorium

[Jolie_Desastre]

i've actually seem some men with foundation and lip gloss on

[The Apatow Crew]

i've actually seem some men with foundation and lip gloss onWell there are some but not much.

[Valerie_f4]

clown make-up?

[Jolie_Desastre]

yeah which is a good thing i think

most carry it but very subtly like some powder for close ups maybe

[Valerie_f4]

ZAc efron is a prime example. LOL

[The Apatow Crew]

ZAc efron is a prime example. LOLfunny enough Jessica refered to him as a kid who wears too much make up.

[Jolie_Desastre]

it doesn't look too bad on him actually, whatever he wore on the details photoshoot worked for him, only set of pics where i actually found him attractive. hmm maybe he wasn't wearing any at the time....that could be why :eek:

[Valerie_f4]

My point JAL. Girl knows !

[Prison Mike]

Some guys wear make up to cover up pimples.

[Erzengel]

guys wear make up!

Unless you're in KISS for example, you really shouldn't.

[Valerie_f4]

That's overrated. They are clowns.

[The Apatow Crew]

Some guys wear make up to cover up pimples.I never wear make up. I am all manly chicks dig that.:woot:

[Valerie_f4]

That's brave to admit JAL. That's hot.

[The Apatow Crew]

That's brave to admit JAL. That's hot.That's what Jessica is saying in my avvy.

[Valerie_f4]

Yeeah? Where is it from?

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeeah? Where is it from?Meet Bill.

[Valerie_f4]

That was funny

[The Apatow Crew]

http://imagehost.vendio.com/bin/imageserver.x/00000000/jackensack/LATINAJESSICAALBA1.JPG

[Valerie_f4]

I like the pics from that magazine , totally! ^

[The Apatow Crew]

Alba talks Swayze and Lily Allen
Hollywood star Jessica Alba has expressed her sadness over the news that Patrick Swayze has cancer. Swayze, 55, has being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer but is said to be "responding well to treatment". The actress spoke out while in London to promote her new film The Eye which is out in April. The 26-year-old remembers watching Swayze's hit films Dirty Dancing and Ghost as a child. "I grew up with him, so it's always horrible to hear of anybody having any kind of illness."

The actress, who is constantly surrounded by photographers fighting for her picture, also said there should be tougher controls on the paparazzi. She said: "I think there should be a law that they have to stay away, that they can't be so close and I wish we had a law in our country where they didn't show the children's faces." Her comments came after Lily Allen's scrape with a crowd of paps outside a trendy London nightclub which resulted in her car window being accidentally smashed. Speaking of the Smile singer, Alba said: "I sat next to Lily at a Chanel show I think. She's lovely."

(channel4.com)

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba x18HQ - The Eye Portrait Session in London 2008-03-07
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[The Apatow Crew]

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[The Apatow Crew]

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[rollotomasi]

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JULIEN M. HEKIMIAN/GETTY IMAGES Jessica Alba attends "The Eye" premiere March 4 in Paris.

[The Apatow Crew]

^^^^^^ One word gorgous.

[Prison Mike]

I went to Blockbuster last night and all the copies of Awake were taken out! :csad:

[Jolie_Desastre]

Jessica Alba x18HQ - The Eye Portrait Session in London 2008-03-07
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man you can't even tell imo that she is 6 months pregnant in those pictures. must be the billowy top.

[Erzengel]

You can in her face.

[Jolie_Desastre]

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[Jolie_Desastre]

You can in her face.

a little yeah.

[Kelly]

oooooooooooooooooh, I loved that last scene shot there..........that was sooo cool. Damn her character was a *****, and she played it perfect....lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I went to Blockbuster last night and all the copies of Awake were taken out! :csad:So i guess that's a good thing then. That its renting well. I was there yesterday dropping something off and they were all out also. they had like 4 rows full gone.

I have it so it doesn't matter.

[Karea07]

Jal!!!

[The Apatow Crew]

man you can't even tell imo that she is 6 months pregnant in those pictures. must be the billowy top.well kinda or it just looks like she ate a lot with that big belly full.:shock

[The Apatow Crew]

Jal!!!Yes it is me!

[PyroChamber]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7554/25353dannjessicaalbaawang2.jpgMaybe it's just me, but her back looks kinda weird.

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe it's just me, but her back looks kinda weird.I looks fine to be. maybe its the muscles you see.

[Erzengel]

Probably not enough meat on her.

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay if you say so whatever.:whatever:

[Erzengel]

4th row it looks fine then she bends over and you can see her spinal cord. :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

Well shes turned so its gonna look kinda weird.

[Kelly]

4th row it looks fine then she bends over and you can see her spinal cord. :huh:


You can see mine when I bend over........and no, I am FAR from a skinny gurl.....:woot:


But do I think she was too thin back then......YES.

Do I hope she allows herself to keep alittle of the baby lbs.......? YES.

[Two-Face]

Her is back is sexy, I want to lick it.

[The Apatow Crew]

Her is back is sexy, I want to lick it.yes she is a sexy back.

mmm-mmmm good.:oldrazz: :applaud

[Two-Face]

Sexyback (JT song) :funny:

[The Apatow Crew]

Sexyback (JT song) :funny:She's bring sexy back
Them other boys don’t know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.

Take them to the bridge.

Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you’re working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

I’m bringing sexy back
Them other ****ers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast

I’m bringing sexy back
You mother ****ers watch how I attack
If that’s your girl you better watch your back
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

Take 'em to the chorus


:woot:

[Two-Face]

Very nice

[The Apatow Crew]

Very niceYeah she's in the love guru with JT.

[Two-Face]

I didn't know that.

[The Apatow Crew]

I didn't know that.Yeah if you seen the trailer they show him.

[omid17]

great pics

[Prison Mike]

I had to go to a different video store, but I got Awake. I'll watch it today.

[Erzengel]

Rumor has it that Jessica Alba was #2 in Tom Cruise's "Mrs. Cruise" hit list before he settled for Katie.

[Prison Mike]

I just finished watching Awake. It was pretty good. Jessica was great in it. I love her as an evil ******

[Dr.Doom]

Rumor has it that Jessica Alba was #2 in Tom Cruise's "Mrs. Cruise" hit list before he settled for Katie.
Third actually, he wanted much hotter women first.
1. Jennifer Garner
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Alba
4. Katie Holmes

[Prison Mike]

Garner is hotter than Alba? Whatever floats your boat, man.

[Erzengel]

I heard that Jennifer and Jessica didn't take the bait when they threw out the "casting" call. Scarlett accepted but then freaked when it was a Scientology Complex.

[Nightmare]

Just saw awake yesterday, one of her best performances.

[Dr.Doom]

not saying much

[The Dark Defender]

Third actually, he wanted much hotter women first.
1. Jennifer Garner
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Alba
4. Katie Holmes

They're not hotter.

[Dr.Doom]

2 is, dont know about 1

[Jolie_Desastre]

that cuise rumor was so bogus, creative, but bogus nonetheless.

[Kelly]

Rumor has it that Jessica Alba was #2 in Tom Cruise's "Mrs. Cruise" hit list before he settled for Katie.


There was no order really, he actually asked Scientologist actresses first.....


But Jessica's meeting with him was for The Eye that he produced, not a date...


Lame rumor.....from a mad publicist that he had just fired....

[Prison Mike]

Cruise produced The Eye? Didn't know that.

[The Apatow Crew]

There was no order really, he actually asked Scientologist actresses first.....


But Jessica's meeting with him was for The Eye that he produced, not a date...


Lame rumor.....from a mad publicist that he had just fired....What i heard was it was for a role in MI3. the part that went to kerri russell.

[The Apatow Crew]

They're not hotter.yeah i really don't see the appeal of Scarlett Johansson like everyone else seems to see.

[Prison Mike]

I could see the appeal of her, but Jennifer Garner I don't. I definitely don't think Garner is hotter than Alba, though.

[The Apatow Crew]

I could see the appeal of her, but Jennifer Garner I don't. I definitely don't think Garner is hotter than Alba, though.I like Garner better then scarlett.



So what you think of awake? what would you give it out of 10?

[Prison Mike]

I would give it a solid 8 out of 10. Alba was great and the story was really interesting. Hayden wasn't that bad at acting either.

[The Apatow Crew]

The Love Guru Sneaks at ShoWest
While most attendants at this year's ShoWest convention knew that they would be getting an early look at a rough version of DreamWorks Animation's upcoming animated film Kung Fu Panda, they probably didn't realize that Paramount would be giving them a sneak peek at Michael Myers' first live action comedy in over five years as they showed four clips from The Love Guru, coming out this summer. (Check out our new still from the movie, as well pictures from Ben Stiller's new comedy Tropic Thunder and Kung Fu Panda via the Film Database (http://www.comingsoon.net/imageGallery/The_Love_Guru/The_Love_Guru_Mike_Myers.jpg).)

The surprise was revealed as DreamWorks CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg was telling the audience about how much success the company has had with the "Shrek" franchise which was given a screening at ShoWest seven years prior and that he wished Shrek could be with him now. Michael Myers walked out on stage and stated that he was there as good luck for Katzenberg, and then started hitting on Katzenberg to try to embarrass the CEO in front of the audience. Myers then took the microphone to talk about the movie and he introduced Jessica Alba as "the mother of his child," and she came out, looking very pregnant, to chide him for lying like that and the two of them started riffing a bit about how entertainment journalists would print whatever they say without fact-checking, they pimped the movie a bit more and then stepped aside to let the footage speak for itself.

The first clip introduced Myers' Guru Pitka as he appeared in front of an admiring audience of his followers for him to give his spiel, talking about the five points of his ashram, which spelled "E. I. E. I. O.", and talking about his mentors, all gurus with long silly names that acted as double entendres like Guru Tugginmypudha (played by Sir Ben Kingsley) but he focused specifically on one whose name sounded like Guru "Has A Small Wiener" and his sayings, a few which he recited, noting how they got somewhat cruder as he became crazy from syphilis.

The second clip opens with the Guru Pitka and his man-servant performing a duet on sitar and acoustic guitar--sorry, I can't remember what song they were playing--but then Alba's character Jane enters, looking hot as always, which Pitka points out: "You look breathtaking… as do I." He asks her if she's hungry and claps his hands for them to bring his meal. They sit at a table and he offers her a local delicacy from his country, which is two lychees in a pocket, an Indian dish lovingly referred to as "Nuts in a sling" and sure enough, the exotic food item looks like a pair of testicles. His servant then asks if they'd like their nuts to be crushed, at which he starts beating them with a hammer as Pitka winces with each hit, and then the servant takes them and starts dipping them in a pot of boiling water. Pitka asks Jane if she'd rather have soup and she immediately says "Yes" so he declares "Alligator Soup and make it snappy!" then goes about explaining the double entendre for anyone who didn't get it.

The third clip introduced Justin Timberlake's character Jacques Grande, a Canadian hockey player, who Guru Pitka and his trusty man-servant seem to be stalking. Jacques drives up to his mansion in a flashy white sports car with a red rooster emblazoned on the hood, pulling through the mansion gates, which also have a rooster on them. Pitka tries to sneak onto Grande's mansion complex hiding behind a bush with his transport elephant obviously not being quite as obscured.

We see Justin doing a fairly weak attempt at a Quebec accent as he attempts to woo a very fine looking Meagan Good, suggesting they watch "Fried Green Tomatoes" before telling her his back story, that everyone thinks his mother is a hooker and his father is a lumberjack because he's from Quebec--in fact they are--before he starts serenading her with a Celine Dion song, and he offers her a "Quebec pizza," which is a pop tart with ketchup. (It's not a very funny bit, to be honest.)

Meanwhile, Guru Pitka is approaching the house and he sees a sign that reads, "Warning: Guard Rooster!" and sure enough, there's a rooster that Pitka has a stare-down contest with while Jacques continues his wooing completely oblivious to the tussle going on outside, as we see Pitka struggling with the rooster, getting away before being dragged back into the fight as feathers fly everywhere. Pitka finally wins out and exhausted, he throws himself against the glass patio doors, covered in blood and feathers with the rooster's head between his teeth, scaring Good's character.

The final clip was actually a Bollywood musical number of the Guru Pitka playing the Steve Miller Band's "The Joker" on his sitar as various scenes and gags rapidly cut together in succession with lots of Vern Troyer. Towards the end, Alba appears dressed in Indian garb with dancing girls behind her to sing one refrain of the chorus.

As far as my opinion on whether the clips were funny, well, let's just say that Myers isn't branching out too much from the "Austin Powers" movies so if you find that stuff funny, you'll probably laugh at this as well. Really, the only thing that had me laughing even a little was the fight with the rooster just because it was so outlandish.

(comingsoon.net)

[The Apatow Crew]

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[The Apatow Crew]

Sho West 2008 Promoting The Love Guru

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[PyroChamber]

This may sound strange but for some reason it never occurred to me that someday Alba would become pregnant.

[The Apatow Crew]

This may sound strange but for some reason it never occurred to me that someday Alba would become pregnant.I knew it was coming it was only a matter of time. I would have thought marriage would happen first before this but good for her.

[Hunter Rider]

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[The Apatow Crew]

Nice to see those pics unmarked where did you find them?


Do you have the whole entire set from that shoot?

[Nightmare]

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Oh my...
:wow::wow::wow:

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh my...
:wow::wow::wow:Yeah I know iyts like that. Oh ny goodness.

[Kelly]

Meh, don't really like those pics.....

[The Apatow Crew]

Meh, don't really like those pics.....Of course you're a women. A women's not suppose to like those kind of pics.:grin:

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[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba: Baby’s "Kicking All the Time"
It was a bumpy night for five-months pregnant Jessica Alba as she hit the Oscars Sunday with fiance Cash Warren. Her baby’s “kicking all the time,” she told Usmagazine.com as she walked the carpet. “I think the baby likes being in the womb and growing and hanging out.” The actress, 26 — one of Us’ best dressed celebs of the night — wore a plum Marchesa dress.

Was it tough for the mom-to-be to walk the carpet in those tiny Jimmy Choo shoes? “It's OK,” said Alba, who also told Ryan Seacrest that she planned to breastfeed. “Your feet are just a little wider, so I have to get a bigger size!”

Alba, who presented, also told Us she was star struck. On her must-meet list: Juno’s Ellen Page. “She is so cute — she is one of my favorites!” Alba said. “And if I get to say hi to Javier Bardem or Daniel Day-Lewis…it’s fun to be here as a fan, especially when you’ve been watching them for so long.”

(usmagazine.com)

Jessica Alba needed to wee
But things didn’t bode quite so well for fellow mum-to-be Jessica Alba. The Fantastic Four star only posed briefly on the red carpet before an attendant shooed other celebrities out of the way to get Jessica into the building in a hurry. A source explained: “She hadn’t intended to put in a long stint on the red carpet because she was worried if she stood around for ages she’d suffer for it later and that couldn’t be good for the baby. But all the rush was because the baby was pushing on her bladder and she really, really needed to wee.”

(fametastic.co.uk)

“I plan to breast-feed. I’ve had a few of these pregnancy nightmares. Last night,
it was about stretch marks. I got up at three o’clock in the morning and I rubbed
anti-stretch marks cream on my belly. Cash was like, ‘What are you doing?’”

Pregnant pause for busy Jessica Alba
EVEN if her increasingly obvious pregnancy had not intervened, Jessica Alba would probably be taking it easy now.

At 26, she has been working for almost a decade and the past two or three years have seen her graduate from TV's Dark Angel to starring roles in a string of movies including Sin City, Into the Blue and Fantastic Four (all 2005) and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Good Luck Chuck and Awake (all 2007).

She has the horror movie The Eye about to hit Australian screens and, for a complete change of pace, will be seen opposite Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake in The Love Guru, scheduled for release this year.

"Regardless of being pregnant, I've been working for two years straight and I'd chosen to take this time off anyway," Alba says. "I just want to get my head straight and stop working and breathe and be a person for a little while." Alba is expecting her first child with her "fiance on the way to husband" Cash Warren, 29, the son of actor Michael Warren, who played Officer Bobby Hill on the TV series Hill Street Blues.

The couple have bought a bigger house in Los Angeles and are renovating.

"I'm trying to do as many eco-friendly and green renovations as possible, from the furniture we're buying and the refurbishments we're doing to getting systems that conserve water," Alba says. "I've been investigating solar panels and things like that and I drive a hybrid, so I'm doing the best I can."

(news.com.au | Herald Sun)

[Erzengel]

Of course you're a women. A women's not suppose to like those kind of pics.:grin:

Women can have an appreciation for pics like this, but sometimes can be more critical about makeup, outfits, hair. etc.

Men in general are not as into looking/critiquing at male spreads in say a GQ or Details.

[The Apatow Crew]

It was a joke don't look or put too much thought into it okay?:yay:

[Prison Mike]

she looks beautiful in all the pics!

[The Apatow Crew]

she looks beautiful in all the pics!Yep not something every woman can do.

[Prison Mike]

I just saw The Eye. It was a decent movie. Jessica Alba was pretty good, but as far as horror movies go, it was just okay. I'd give it 7/10

[The Apatow Crew]

I just saw The Eye. It was a decent movie. Jessica Alba was pretty good, but as far as horror movies go, it was just okay. I'd give it 7/10How'd you see it? In theaters or online?

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba promotes The Love Guru Mar 12th 2008
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[Prison Mike]

How'd you see it? In theaters or online?

online. Quality was near DVD-like so it was really good. I tried my theater but they stopped playing the movie a week or two ago.

[Two-Face]

Jessica Alba promotes The Love Guru Mar 12th 2008
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Alba looks rather....:woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

Alba looks rather....:woot:what scared of him?:grin:

[Two-Face]

what scared of him?:grin:

Yeah!

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah!shes like please don't hurt me lol.

Like its okay he's not gonna harm me if i stay still.

[Two-Face]

shes like please don't hurt me lol.

Like its okay he's not gonna harm me if i stay still.

:funny: :funny:

[The Apatow Crew]

:funny: :funny:in the first two it looks like shes trying to pull a sue storm and go invisble.
i

[omid17]

she's just releasing gas thats all lol

[p.marlowe]

she's just releasing gas thats all lol


That's good! Lol :woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

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[The Apatow Crew]

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[Drizzle]

Why the hell couldn't she have looked like that in FF2? That's way better than the albino wig.

[Kelly]

I agree, but doing it that way, screws your hair......I have a feeling that if there is a #3......that she will go back to this, and possibly cut it shorter....much like she did right after wraping the shoot in 2005.....that might would save her hair....I think the problem with FF 2 was the fact that it was possible that she would be filming 2 movies at the same time, which she did.......therefore a wig was the only way to go. I think once they got into the forest, her hair looked fine, from the pony tail on her hair was fine....I don't know what the hell they were thinking before that.

[Nightmare]

Why the hell couldn't she have looked like that in FF2? That's way better than the albino wig.

:pal:

[The Apatow Crew]

Because dying your hair seriously hurts your hair. when you do it over and over again.

plus those pics are from 2005.

I still can't believe you people are hung op on the whole hair issue yet.

[Kelly]

Her hair looked liked crap through a good part of the movie JAL, if you see otherwise you are either blind by fanship or just blind. Just because its now on DVD doesn't mean the hair changed......lmao. So yeah, as people rewatch the movie, that is still an issue.....just like the horrible Doom is an issue.....the weak storyline is an issue.....the things people saw as a problem, just don't disappear over time.

[The Apatow Crew]

Everyone just hs their own opinons that's all.

[Kelly]

Everyone just hs their own opinons that's all.


True...but some are made from clear thought process, and some are made from a clouded thought process......................therein lies the major difference.

[Prison Mike]

I enjoyed Dr. Doom. Alba's hair, on the other hand...lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I enjoyed Dr. Doom. Alba's hair, on the other hand...lolI guess it was just me who thought it looked okay.

[Prison Mike]

well, the first scene when she's looking at the tv in the airport was horrible. She looked like an alien albino. The rest of the movie, she looked okay I guess. The best I've seen Alba was in Into the Blue.

[The Apatow Crew]

I guess it's just me that's that way then.

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba - Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway - 15th March 08

The show was on for over an hour and she only got 52 seconds of screen time

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[The Apatow Crew]

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[Kelly]

well, the first scene when she's looking at the tv in the airport was horrible. She looked like an alien albino. The rest of the movie, she looked okay I guess. The best I've seen Alba was in Into the Blue.


Yeah, that's kind of how I would describe it......I thought she looked very pretty for the wedding.....and once they were in the forest....from that point on the hair was fine...but before that...whoa. Yes, she looked great in Into The Blue......happens to be my favorite movie with her.....but I'm a diver, so I'm alittle biased.......and of course Paul Walker was hot as hell in that movie.

[omid17]

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[The Apatow Crew]

great pics JALThanks i am to please.:yay:

[Jolie_Desastre]

Yeah, that's kind of how I would describe it......I thought she looked very pretty for the wedding.....and once they were in the forest....from that point on the hair was fine...but before that...whoa. Yes, she looked great in Into The Blue......happens to be my favorite movie with her.....but I'm a diver, so I'm alittle biased.......and of course Paul Walker was hot as hell in that movie.

two very good reasons to enjoy that movie :woot: :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

two very good reasons to enjoy that movie :woot: :up:I'm sure it is.

You two need a cool rag to calm yourselfs down.:yay:

[MaskedManJRK]

I'm sure it is.

You two need a cool rag to calm yourselfs down.:yay:

*coughcoughpotcallingkettleblackcoughcough*

:oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

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[Kelly]

*coughcoughpotcallingkettleblackcoughcough*

:oldrazz:


Have I have no problems with getting a cool rag to cool myself off after watching Paul Walker.........I'll admit it.....:cwink:

[The Apatow Crew]

Have I have no problems with getting a cool rag to cool myself off after watching Paul Walker.........I'll admit it.....:cwink:See.............. I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!

HA!!!!

Same with Johnny Depp too i'm assuming.:o

[Kelly]

I concur....

[The Apatow Crew]

Meet Bill Trailer.

1SfAmo5K2bg

For those who haven't seen it yet.

[Two-Face]

Harvey Dent! :woot:!

[The Apatow Crew]

Harvey Dent! :woot:!yes two face and sue storm in one movie.

[Two-Face]

He had a shotgun , that's exactly what Two-Face would do if coin agreed to it! :woot:


This is one I'm most waiting for.

[The Apatow Crew]

He had a shotgun , that's exactly what Two-Face would do if coin agreed to it! :woot:


This is one I'm most waiting for.I think its what most of us would do.:hehe:

[Jolie_Desastre]

i'm actually really looking forward to meet bill. it looks like an enjoyable, smart comedy.

[The Apatow Crew]

i'm actually really looking forward to meet bill. it looks like an enjoyable, smart comedy.Yeah so am I even if she wasn't in it.

[Prison Mike]

when is the movie coming out, again?

[The Apatow Crew]

when is the movie coming out, again?well its in limted release april and released wide in May.

[Kelly]

Cool, we'll get it in April.....

[The Apatow Crew]

Cool, we'll get it in April.....*waves fist angerly*

I hate living in PA!:cmad:

[Prison Mike]

I know. PA sucks. I need to move to a big city, either New York or Los Angeles.

[The Apatow Crew]

I know. PA sucks. I need to move to a big city, either New York or Los Angeles.I know thats what i'm saying. Thats what i wanna do in the near future.

[Prison Mike]

yeah, there's nothing great out here. There's either Pittsburgh or Philadelphia and I'm tired of both of them. Need something new.

[The Apatow Crew]

yeah, there's nothing great out here. There's either Pittsburgh or Philadelphia and I'm tired of both of them. Need something new.I've been to philly a few times. it was okay.

But yeah i need a new area to roam lol.

[Prison Mike]

I think Philadelphia was named one of the most unattractive cities in the U.S. (the people in the city are unattractive, not the city itself).

[The Apatow Crew]

I think Philadelphia was named one of the most unattractive cities in the U.S. (the people in the city are unattractive, not the city itself). seriously? i'd believe it.

[Prison Mike]

yeah, 25 major cities in the U.S. were studied and Miami was #1 and Philadelphia was #25. lol

[omid17]

I think Philadelphia was named one of the most unattractive cities in the U.S. (the people in the city are unattractive, not the city itself).

seriously? i'd believe it.it's true, i read it on yahoo a while ago

[The Apatow Crew]

yeah, 25 major cities in the U.S. were studied and Miami was #1 and Philadelphia was #25. lolYeah Miami has all the good looking people.:yay:

[omid17]

Yeah Miami has all the good looking people.:yay:so does LA:woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

so does LA:woot:Yep yep.

Pa is probably the ugliest state.

[omid17]

Yep yep.

Pa is probably the ugliest state.lol i don't know about that but hey at least the Steelers and Eagles are from that state:up:

[The Apatow Crew]

lol i don't know about that but hey at least the Steelers and Eagles are from that state:up:eagles bleh!!!!!!!!:cmad:

[omid17]

eagles bleh!!!!!!!!:cmad:lol

[Prison Mike]

and both the eagles and steelers suck. lol

[omid17]

JAL just watched Awake with my parents tonight, and im pretty much speechless. Seriously one of the best films ever imo. The acting, the story, the director, was just ****ing amazing.

Hayden's acting was just amazing

strongest performance by Alba by far imo

seriously this movie was soo good, it brought tears to my eyes

100/10

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[Erzengel]

Best films ever? :huh:

[Prison Mike]

I don't know about best film ever, but it was pretty good. It definitely was one of Alba's stronger performances with some depth.

[The Apatow Crew]

Best films ever? :huh:Maybe he means of hers.

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba Excited to Become a Mommy

[B]It seems Hollywood is blossoming with babies thanks to the pregnancy boom we’ve been seeing lately. Soon to join the Lopez twins and Halle’s new bundle of joy, is Jessica Alba’s tot. Insiders say the actress and her boyfriend Cash Warren are due sometime in June.


The star says she can’t wait to meet her little one and that she hopes to raise the child to be bilingual. Jessica is fluent in Spanish while Cash speaks French.

“I’m excited. I’m going to love my child to the most that I possibly can. I have a different perspective on things now. Things that used to be soimportant,like my work,aren't as much anymore. Now, it’s family.” Even though her career is moving at break-neck speed, Jessica says it’ll be nice to take a break to enjoy her first crack at motherhood.

“I feel very blessed to be in this and be successful. I’ve been working consistently since I started. Now, I can take time off until I get that fire, that script and that role that will force me to work every day and give a hundred percent effort. In the meantime, I’m going to stop working. I’ll breathe for a change.”

http://www.pr-inside.com/jessica-alba-excited-to-become-a-r490592.htm

[omid17]

Best films ever? :huh:

I don't know about film ever, but it was pretty good. It definitely was one of Alba's stronger performances with some depth.

Maybe he means of hers.lol sorry im meant it was Alba best performance

[The Apatow Crew]

Thats what i was thinking.

[Kelly]

I think Jessica's best performance to date is "The Sleeping Dictionary".......IMO, she has not topped that performance as of yet.

[The Apatow Crew]

Thats something not very many people have seen.

Only if your a big time fan you would have seen it.

[omid17]

Poor Hayden, he finds out his wife is trying to kill him, the doctor that's his friend is trying to kill him, his mom dies, finds out his dad was prick and was killed by his mom, all this happend while he was under the knife

[Valerie_f4]

Sleeping dictionary is in movie rental places now, I mean you can rent it now. Hmm. I haven't seen Awake so I can't really see what you mean.

[Valerie_f4]

I would normally say, jeez thanks for spoiling it for me. But I already heard the story, just have seen it.

[The Apatow Crew]

omid17 you might wanna use spoilers. for those who haven't seen it.

[omid17]

don't worry i did

[The Apatow Crew]

Sleeping dictionary is in movie rental places now, I mean you can rent it now. Hmm. I haven't seen Awake so I can't really see what you mean.I had to special order sleeping dictonary.

no places had it.

[omid17]

I would normally say, jeez thanks for spoiling it for me. But I already heard the story, just have seen it.don't worry i new the story too, i thought it was "whatever" but once i saw it i really enjoyed it:up:

[Valerie_f4]

Thanks, omid17 for fixing that.
Special order, to buy it?

[omid17]

Thanks, omid17 for fixing that.
Special order, to buy it?no prob, i would really buy this film, it's worth it imo

[Erzengel]

Uh, amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/Sleeping-Dictionary-Jessica-Alba/dp/B00007LB4B/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1206041108&sr=8-1

[The Apatow Crew]

Thanks, omid17 for fixing that.
Special order, to buy it?Yeah cause its a bit of a older film Sleeping Dictonary i mean.

[The Apatow Crew]

Uh, amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/Sleeping-Dictionary-Jessica-Alba/dp/B00007LB4B/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1206041108&sr=8-1

I don't have a credit card. So Uh.



:yay:

[Erzengel]

Really? Wow?

[Valerie_f4]

What a difference, here and there.

[The Apatow Crew]

Really? Wow?what not everyone has one. It's not really a big deal.

[Valerie_f4]

I don't have one right now. I do have debit.

[Erzengel]

what not everyone has one. It's not really a big deal.
Just that everyone shops online now, and you sorta need a credit card to rent cars, hotel rooms, etc. Not even to use it, just to have it. :huh:

And you are 27, a credit card establishes a credit history for car and home purchases.

[Kelly]

Yeah, a credit card is pretty much a necessity these days.....or at least a check card. That way, you can use it as a credit card, but its coming out of your account. You use to not be able to rent a car with a Check Card, but Alamo started doing it, and now most other large rental places do as well. Check Cards are pretty much an easy way to go these days.

[The Apatow Crew]

I tried getting a thing and they screwed me over. I bought the card thing then they said they needed personal info and i gave it to them and then they never set it.

So screw it.

[Kelly]

I tried getting a thing and they screwed me over. I bought the card thing then they said they needed personal info and i gave it to them and then they never set it.

So screw it.

I have no idea what you just said....


A check card is through your bank, it comes out of your bank account. If you signed up for a check card through your bank, you won't get screwed.

[Erzengel]

I'm guessing he just filled out some sort of application for AMEX, MC etc.

[The Apatow Crew]

No it was a thing at walmart.


it was like a check card.

You just had to put as much money on it as you wanted and use it as a credit or debit card.


and when it got low you just added more money onto it.

[Erzengel]

Sounds more like a gift card.

[Valerie_f4]

Yeah, they do have those reloadable cards there.

[Kelly]

It's a Wal-Mart card......very much like the "Green Dot" Cards.....

[Erzengel]

I have no clue what those were. :huh: I shop at Target.

[Kelly]

I have no clue what those were. :huh: I shop at Target.


Go to places like Radio Shack, they have them.......mostly parents use them for their kiddos in college. It's a MC or VISA or whatever, so you can use it where those are taken.....and the parent simply fills the card when needed.

[Erzengel]

I shop at Best Buy too. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

Enough of this talk. I'm not the subject of talk her.

[Erzengel]

Seriously JAL, you should invest in a credit card. You'll need it if you ever move, buy a car.

[Valerie_f4]

I go to walmart once in a while, and target. Don't know anything about these cards mentioned just that you can get reloadable cards and credit cards or something like it.

[Valerie_f4]

And when did thread become about credit cards? It about the Alba!

[The Apatow Crew]

And when did thread become about credit cards? It about the Alba!That's what I said.

[omid17]

JAL alba's ass is starting to get huge

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL alba's ass is starting to get hugeWell yeah that's bound to happen.

[The Apatow Crew]

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[omid17]

http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/19/alba-her-fetus-is-not-the-only-thing-growing/
check it out

[The Apatow Crew]

http://www.tmz.com/2008/03/19/alba-her-fetus-is-not-the-only-thing-growing/
check it out

Those people are just disgusting standing there taking vids and pics.

[omid17]

Those people are just disgusting standing there taking vids and pics.yea that really pissed me off, poor girl had to cover her face to get to her car, show some ****ing class people DONT YOU SEE SHE'S PREGNANT!

[The Apatow Crew]

yea that really pissed me off, poor girl had to cover her face to get to her car, show some ****ing class people DONT YOU SEE SHE'S PREGNANT!Its like they at first didnt even let her into her car at first. Until the one guy was like let her in her car.


I can't even believe what thay do is a job. They get paid to harass and stalk people.

[omid17]

Its like they at first didnt even let her into her car at first. Until the one guy was like let her in her car.


I can't even believe what thay do is a job. They get paid to harass and stalk people.seriously i wish i was her body guard, i would be ****ing up paparazzis

[The Apatow Crew]

seriously i wish i was her body guard, i would be ****ing up paparazzisIt's like yeah but then your'll have all these legal issues and stuff.


Cause even scumbags like them have right Why beyond me.

[omid17]

true, i wouldn't let them get near her

[Kelly]

I'm still looking for the *****y part......I was really looking forward to that.....

[The Apatow Crew]

true, i wouldn't let them get near herIt be kinda hard when there are a swarm of them around. its like she really does need to be invisible.

[omid17]

It be kinda hard when there are a swarm of them around. its like she really does need to be invisible.but i think having a bodyguard is better than not having one, you know

[The Apatow Crew]

but i think having a bodyguard is better than not having one, you knowshe has one though already.

[Kelly]

she has one though already.

He's only there when she is doing a movie....or promoting the movie.

[omid17]

where the **** was he in that tmz video, all i saw was her getting in the driver seat by herself

[The Apatow Crew]

He's only there when she is doing a movie....or promoting the movie.Oh well in that cause she should get someone when she goes out.

and just exactly how do you know that?

[The Apatow Crew]

where the **** was he in that tmz video, all i saw was her getting in the driver seat by herselfKel answered the question before.


My thing is where was Cash?

[omid17]

Kel answered the question before.


My thing is where was Cash?seriously, where the hell is that prick?

[The Apatow Crew]

seriously, where the hell is that prick?lol that's so mean to say.

But please lets keep the cash bashing to a minimum. to please the mod gods.

[omid17]

lol that's so mean to say.

But please lets keep the cash bashing to a minimum. to please the mod gods.lol sorry, all im saying is if my wife was Jessica Alba, and she's about 4 to 6 months pregnant, i would be ****ing taking care of her 24/7 especially when you have swarm of paparazzis coming up to you everywhere you go

[The Apatow Crew]

lol sorry, all im saying is if my wife was Jessica Alba, and she's about 4 to 6 months pregnant, i would be ****ing taking care of her 24/7 especially when you have swarm of paparazzis coming up to you everywhere you goWell their not married just engaged.

Well like Kel would tell you shes a woman who likes to do things for herself.

But yeah i know what you mean.

I guess he's out "producing" stuff since that's his job.:yay:

[omid17]

Well their not married just engaged.

Well like Kel would tell you shes a woman who likes to do things for herself.

But yeah i know what you mean.

I guess he's out "producing" stuff since that's his job.:yay:i ****ing hope so

[The Apatow Crew]

i ****ing hope soIt's like hey its her life. She needs to live it her way.

[omid17]

It's like hey its her life. She needs to live it her way.like i said, maby you wan't to stick around just in case she needs anything, espicially when she's pregnant

[Kelly]

That would drive me nuts.....

[The Apatow Crew]

like i said, maby you wan't to stick around just in case she needs anything, espicially when she's pregnantlol i'm sure he does do whatever is needed.

Who are we to pry into her private life. if she wants to marry him then abeit it let her.

There was a reason they broke up. and another reason they got back together. and its funny they broke up in august-september and got back together september the same month she got preganant.

But hey thats just me. They did that in the old days.:woot:

[omid17]

That would drive me nuts.....no offense Kel, but it's not like your a famous actress. if it was some randmon lady who was pregnant i would understand, but in this case it's not

[Kelly]

What the hell does that mean....???

Most women, do not like to be waited on hand and foot (as in a guy standing around, just getting in the way).....that is you men....


And no offense Omid, but apparently you have not been around many pregnant women.....

The baby doesn't care who you are.......the man is never there enough, and when he is, he's there too much....*smiles*....its called pregnancy...

[omid17]

lol i'm sure he does do whatever is needed.

Who are we to pry into her private life. if she wants to marry him then abeit it let her.

There was a reason they broke up. and another reason they got back together. and its funny they broke up in august-september and got back together september the same month she got preganant.

But hey thats just me. They did that in the old days.:woot: "Make up Sex" lol

[The Apatow Crew]

"Make up Sex" lolI think i've said all i wanted to say on that.

[omid17]

What the hell does that mean....???

Most women, do not like to be waited on hand and foot (as in a guy standing around, just getting in the way).....that is you men....


And no offense Omid, but apparently you have not been around many pregnant women.....

The baby doesn't care who you are.......the man is never there enough, and when he is, he's there too much....*smiles*....its called pregnancy...i see what you mean

[Prison Mike]

I think if the man waits on the woman on hand and foot, it would drive both the woman and man nuts.

[The Apatow Crew]

I think if the man waits on the woman on hand and foot, it would drive both the woman and man nuts.Maybe the man more.
But thats only if he wanted too.


I would though. But thats just me.

[Valerie_f4]

I am sure once the baby is born he will be there, more to help take care of it. It's like you're mentioning she like a princess.

[The Apatow Crew]

I am sure once the baby is born he will be there, more to help take care of it. It's like you're mentioning she like a princess.No she's a queen.:o:woot::wow::cwink::word::yay:

[Valerie_f4]

In your eyes, JAL. Those sweet eyes.

[omid17]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/20010517_alb_k03_801_hi_q70s.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

I like his eyelash colors there and hair.

[Two-Face]

I don't like it, that blue stuff...

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't like it, that blue stuff...it was maybe for a make-up company she was sporting it.

[Kelly]

That is about 2000......and there was a period of time there where the blue was in.........it has actually come back with the glitter again as well. Didn't really like it then, but it was the vogue.
She was the spokesperson for Loreal Hair Color, not their makeup.

[omid17]

I like his eyelash colors there and hair.why do you think i posted that pic:woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

why do you think i posted that pic:woot:Cause she looks good there with nice eyes and plump lips.:o

[omid17]

Cause she looks good there with nice eyes and plump lips.:oyes sirr

[The Apatow Crew]

yes sirrI know very much indeed.

[omid17]

did you want any Nancy C pics JAL?

[The Apatow Crew]

did you want any Nancy C pics JAL?Speaking of Nancy you know there gonna makea Nancy C blow up doll. amongst a few other celeb ones. Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria and Lindasay Lohan.

[omid17]

Speaking of Nancy you know there gonna makea Nancy C blow up doll. amongst a few other celeb ones. Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria and Lindasay Lohan.have no idea, but if they did, i would totally get one

[The Apatow Crew]

have no idea, but if they did, i would totally get oneNo they are for real. I seen a article.

[omid17]

No they are for real. I seen a article.don't they need permission from the celebs?

[The Apatow Crew]

don't they need permission from the celebs?Its the characters really more so then tren the celebs.

[omid17]

i found a blog about it, can we order it now or what?

[The Apatow Crew]

i found a blog about it, can we order it now or what?lol i think its coming out this summer.

[omid17]

sweet and i just got a credit card too. evil smile

[The Apatow Crew]

sweet and i just got a credit card too. evil smileyeah cause those are what credit cards are suppose to be used for.:yay:

[omid17]

lol in not bagging on you dude, hey i found some pics, check it out, but it's not that great

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/adventures-jessica-doll.php

[The Apatow Crew]

lol in not bagging on you dude, hey i found some pics, check it out, but it's not that great

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/adventures-jessica-doll.php


lol thats freaking hilarious!