The Albalicious Auditorium

[The Apatow Crew]

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[Milu]

Is she frightened about seeing those birds, seeing nothing but hot pockets in the fridge, or both :o ?

[The Apatow Crew]

Is she frightened about seeing those birds, seeing nothing but hot pockets in the fridge, or both :o ?Its both I think.

[Prison Mike]

hot pockets make my stomach hurt

[The Apatow Crew]

hot pockets make my stomach hurt
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[Prison Mike]

LOL Is she saying "what's wrong with you" in the first one?

[Kelly]

I just watched "The Birds" on TV......damn that was a good movie. It was a great night of Hitchcock classics.....

[The Apatow Crew]

LOL Is she saying "what's wrong with you" in the first one?Yeah she is. That's towards theend of the movie and where he falls into the penguin tank.

[The Apatow Crew]

I just watched "The Birds" on TV......damn that was a good movie. It was a great night of Hitchcock classics.....I heard their gonna remake that movie aswell.

[Lobo]

I heard their gonna remake that movie aswell.

Are there any movies left that aren't getting remade?:huh:

[Kelly]

Yep, 2009. If they get Naomi Watts to play Tippi Hedrens part, then I'll go see it.

[The Apatow Crew]

Are there any movies left that aren't getting remade?:huh:I don't know. Once they got done their gonna start remaking remakes. lol.:hehe:

[Kelly]

Are there any movies left that aren't getting remade?:huh:


Unfortunately, no.................:o:csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

Look for the wizard of Oz remake in a few years.


It's gonna be a Micheal Bay production.:o:woot:

[Prison Mike]

Look for the wizard of Oz remake in a few years.


It's gonna be a Micheal Bay production.:o:woot:

then there'll be a lot of explosions and helicopters crashing in buildings. lol

[Kelly]

If Bay does it, the munchkin really will commit suicide......he'll write it into the script.

[The Apatow Crew]

then there'll be a lot of explosions and helicopters crashing in buildings. lolThat's the whole point.:oldrazz::woot::o

[Prison Mike]

I heard something about Burton doing Alice in Wonderland. Has anyone else heard about it?

[Kelly]

I had heard that there was another one a few years ago, starring A.J. Cook, but it never got made......

[Prison Mike]

As long as they do not remake Citizen Kane, Casablanca, and Gone with the Wind then I don't care about others. But if they touch those three...:cmad:

[The Apatow Crew]

As long as they do not remake Citizen Kane, Casablanca, and Gone with the Wind then I don't care about others. But if they touch those three...:cmad:Give it time they will.


Once there's no more movies to remake there remake the classics.

[Lobo]

Unfortunately, no.................:o:csad:

Thats what I thought :(

[Nightmare]

I don't know. Once they got done their gonna start remaking remakes. lol.:hehe:

lol, invasion of the body snatcher's been done? what 3 times already??

[Darth Elektra]

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Cool pic!

[The Apatow Crew]

Cool pic!thanks there are a few others from old horror/suspense thrillers like psycho,rosemary's baby and scream. i know its not that old but it was there.

[Prison Mike]

are these pics from a magazine or something?

[The Apatow Crew]

are these pics from a magazine or something?yeah from a magazine called latina here they all are.
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[Prison Mike]

I liked the first two the most.

[The Apatow Crew]

She just started being preggers when she shot those photo's Hence the bigger boobage in the first two pics.:o:oldrazz::yay::grin:

[Prison Mike]

she looks damn sexy in that green (or is it yellowish?) dress. And yes, the cleavage is awesome.

[omid17]

great pics!

[The Apatow Crew]

she looks damn sexy in that green (or is it yellowish?) dress. And yes, the cleavage is awesome.Her Hair looks great also.:oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba brought her bump over to Miracle Mile’s Luna Park for some late-night delights with a g-friend. Guess Jess needed to satisfy some midnight cravings she couldn’t get rid of. I’m surprised she left her house to get her own damn food. Hell, isn’t that’s what a baby daddy’s for? The threesome (foursome, I guess, since Alby’s eating for two dined on spinach salads, salmon, mac and cheese and blueberry shortcakes. J.A. was très quiet and reserved. If delicious blueberry desserts can't smack a smile on Jessy-babe’s face, nothing will. Down the block in a less to-be-seen scene... (eonline.com)

Whoever said the part about where Cash was it is correct though.

[Two-Face]

I put massive poster on the wall of "The Eye" in my local cinema It freaks me out everytime I walk past it.

[The Apatow Crew]

I put massive poster on the wall of "The Eye" in my local cinema It freaks me out everytime I walk past it.Are you gonna close your eyes everytime you walk past it so it doesn't "freak you out"

[Two-Face]

Are you gonna close your eyes everytime you walk past it so it doesn't "freak you out"

No just look other way when I past it.:hehe:

[The Apatow Crew]

No just look other way when I past it.:hehe:Then you walk right into someone cause your not paying attention.:grin::woot::oldrazz::o

[Two-Face]

Then you walk right into someone cause your not paying attention.:grin::woot::oldrazz::o

Well I take that risk...

[Prison Mike]

has the eye come out on dvd yet?

[The Apatow Crew]

has the eye come out on dvd yet?No it hasn't.

it comes out June 3rd on dvd. In a one disk and two disc editions.

[Kelly]

(eonline.com)

Whoever said the part about where Cash was it is correct though.


What is the date on that.....they are alittle late......considering the twin rumor was squashed a long time ago......

[Valerie_f4]

Twins? What is with that. Just because celebs get knocked up, they are automatically having twins?

[Prison Mike]

maybe the author of the article got mixed up with Jennifer Lopez? Yeah, probably not. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

Baby Watch Update.
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[Docker2.0]

JAL I thought you said you didn't care about her anymore. :huh:

PS- Biel is hotter. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL I thought you said you didn't care about her anymore. :huh:

PS- Biel is hotter. :oJust doing updates that's all. You should see her butt now its huge!!!!:wow:

[Docker2.0]

:eek: Biel's?! The bigger the better! :o No I haven't seen it. Post it here.............just to see her and Alba differences in shape.

[The Apatow Crew]

:eek: Biel's?! The bigger the better! :o No I haven't seen it. Post it here.............just to see her and Alba differences in shape.
No i meant Alba's is huge now cause of the pregnancy.

[The Apatow Crew]

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Last one is big so its in spoiler.
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[rollotomasi]

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Baby Watch Update.
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[Prison Mike]

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Last one is big so its in spoiler.
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when were these taken? Before the pregnancy I presume?

[The Apatow Crew]

when were these taken? Before the pregnancy I presume?those were taken awhile ago.

its from in style magazine. i think there outtakes.

[Prison Mike]

well she looks extremely beautiful in those pics.

[The Apatow Crew]

well she looks extremely beautiful in those pics.Yeah I gotta say the same thing very gorgous.

[Prison Mike]

she still looks cute pregnant though.

[The Apatow Crew]

she still looks cute pregnant though.Yeah any a little more "plumpier" lol.


Hope she goes back to her old body then.

[Prison Mike]

I'm sure she will. Probably hit the treadmill shortly after the birth. When is her due date?

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm sure she will. Probably hit the treadmill shortly after the birth. When is her due date?June 8th I think i heard was the date.

[Prison Mike]

Oh a June baby. It's nice to be born in the summer but the kid will probably be the youngest in his/her class (depends on the cut off I guess).

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh a June baby. It's nice to be born in the summer but the kid will probably be the youngest in his/her class (depends on the cut off I guess).Someone on here said it wasn't good to be born in the summer.

[Prison Mike]

the only disadvantage I see is being the youngest in your class. Other than that, why wouldn't June be good? It's summer. It's better than being born in the middle of winter, IMO.

[The Apatow Crew]

the only disadvantage I see is being the youngest in your class. Other than that, why wouldn't June be good? It's summer. It's better than being born in the middle of winter, IMO. Idon't know maybe it's got to do with giving birth in warm weather .

I don't know ask a woman in this thread .lol.

[Prison Mike]

oh, so it's not good to give birth in the summer? maybe it's a biological thing. Not sure. I thought you meant it wasn't good for the kid to be born in the summer. My brother was born in June and I don't think my mom had any problems. I just prefer warm weather to cold.

[The Apatow Crew]

oh, so it's not good to give birth in the summer? maybe it's a biological thing. Not sure. I thought you meant it wasn't good for the kid to be born in the summer. My brother was born in June and I don't think my mom had any problems. I just prefer warm weather to cold.I don't know i thought it was a good thing to be born in the summer. Like i said you'll have to ask them why.

[Raiden]

Nice to see Jessica pre-pegger pix. :)

[Kelly]

I was born in August, which made me 6 years old for 15 days before I started first grade.....it wasn't a big deal.......

[Two-Face]

Any pics of her huge boobs?

[The Apatow Crew]

Any pics of her huge boobs?last page bottom.

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click on the rest for thumb nails.

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[Two-Face]

Very nice :heart:

[The Apatow Crew]

Very nice :heart:Yes very Boobylicious there.

[Erzengel]

Oh a June baby. It's nice to be born in the summer but the kid will probably be the youngest in his/her class (depends on the cut off I guess).

the only disadvantage I see is being the youngest in your class. Other than that, why wouldn't June be good? It's summer. It's better than being born in the middle of winter, IMO.

The cutoff date for a lot of schools seems to be October birthdays depending on the School.

So for example a child born in October of 08 won't be able to attend Kindergarden til 2014, whereas a child born in August of 08 would be able to attend Kindergarden at 2013.

So, if it's an October birthday, they are usually the "oldest" in the class, while someone born in September would be the "youngest" in the class.

Someone on here said it wasn't good to be born in the summer.
I think that's just in terms of the heat but if you live in the North, that shouldn't be an issue. August in say Florida? :down

[Prison Mike]

Thanks for clearing that up Erzengel.

[The Apatow Crew]

Which Jessica is the best Jessica?
Which Jessica—Alba, Simpson or Biel—is the biggest star? Which Jessica has the better career?
—Kim, West Haven, Connecticut

The ****** Replies: I suspect Alba. She has a reported $9 million salary and ranks in the low 20s on the IMDb Pro Starmeter. Compare that to a rank in the mid-50s for Jessica Biel and…who was the third one again? Whatever. Couldn't have been that important.

(eonline.com)

[Prison Mike]

Yeah Alba is definitely the bigger star among the three.

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah Alba is definitely the bigger star among the three.9 million a year i didn't think she made that much.

[Prison Mike]

Actually, I thought she made more. I've heard of stars pulling in 10 million a movie and they would shoot out 2-3 movies a year. Plus, with all the commercials and advertising I thought she'd make more. But $9 million is still a nice chunk of change.

[The Apatow Crew]

Actually, I thought she made more. I've heard of stars pulling in 10 million a movie and they would shoot out 2-3 movies a year. Plus, with all the commercials and advertising I thought she'd make more. But $9 million is still a nice chunk of change.I'm just saying cause that's what i saw on a MSN home page thing. it said she made 9 million in one year.

[omid17]

April 10th

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[The Apatow Crew]

Nice look there beardy.:hehe:

[omid17]

i hate those freaking converse shoes, can he wear something else for once?

[Kelly]

Those are the shoes of the California Yuppie........


I like the scruffy look.......Jessica looks like she's about to puke.....lol Hopefully she'll hit one of the paps with it.

[The Apatow Crew]

i hate those freaking converse shoes, can he wear something else for once?No those are the onky things he has i guess. its getting to summer so that means he's gonna break out the knee sucks.:o

[The Apatow Crew]

Those are the shoes of the California Yuppie........


I like the scruffy look.......Jessica looks like she's about to puke.....lol Hopefully she'll hit one of the paps with it.And that's a good thing being called a Yuppie?


So you like the homeless guy look?

[Prison Mike]

I like the beard. It doesn't make him look like a homeless guy. Notice how it's cut evenly around the edges. A homeless guy's beard would be all over the place. lol

[Kelly]

And that's a good thing being called a Yuppie?



(short for "young urban professional" or "young upwardly-mobile professional") refers to a market segment whose consumers are characterized as self-reliant, financially secure individualists. Since the late 1980s, the phrase "affluent professionals" has been used as a synonym, stripped of negative associations with the once-homogenous market.

Yeah, pretty much looks like a positive to me.....

So you like the homeless guy look?


You are a sad, sad boy.......just sad.....lol

[The Apatow Crew]

You are a sad, sad boy.......just sad.....lolHow cause i said you like bums? cause most guys who have a beardy beard look unkempt.


Yuppie sounds like another word for *******.

[Kelly]

Yeah ok.......discussing things with you makes me lose braincells........


Continue with your life.

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah ok.......discussing things with you makes me lose braincells........


Continue with your life.All i said was yuppie sounds like a word that isn't a good thing.

Don't get mad at me for telling whar i think.

[omid17]

How cause i said you like bums? cause most guys who have a beardy beard look unkempt.


Yuppie sounds like another word for *******.lmao

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba in Frantic Nesting Mode
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Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren are making the final preparations for their first child – and the actress says time's running out. "I'm just trying to get my house ready before the baby comes," Alba, 26, said Wednesday night at PEOPLE's book party for Healthy Child Healthy World author Christopher Gavigan. "It's kind of hectic, it's getting close and the house isn't even ready yet."

With Alba taking time off from acting, she's handling the bulk of the duties to get ready for baby, which Alba revealed recently is a girl. "I'm not working so it's been a good place to put all my energy so it's been a nice distraction," she said at the event at Lucques restaurant in West Hollywood. "I'm used to having to be somewhere all the time, and it's kind of the first time in my life where I really haven't been working in a while, and now it's just about the baby being healthy, the house being ready, and nesting, it's really different. It's cool – I feel like I'm fully absorbing the whole experience."

She hasn't been too busy to think about wedding plans – "How could you not!" she says – but Alba's keeping mum on the details. Meanwhile, in between nesting, Alba is keeping an eye on her pre-natal diet. "I have to make sure that I'm eating more of the right nutrients and vitamins, but I'm not used to eating this much," she says. "I've had to take time out of the day to eat before I get cranky and rundown and tired. Before I was just like the energizer bunny."

(people.com)

[Dr.Doom]

"With Alba taking time off from acting"
Thank god:p

I love how she says that she wont appear nude in a movie because she doesnt thnk its right and her morales wont let her or whatever, yet she got prego without being married

[The Apatow Crew]

"With Alba taking time off from acting"
Thank god:p

I love how she says that she wont appear nude in a movie because she doesnt thnk its right and her morales wont let her or whatever, yet she got prego without being marriedwell you know what they say accidents happen.:o:grin:

[Captain Planet!]

Well JAL... looks like theres gonna be another Alba you'll be fantasizing over in 20 years.

[Prison Mike]

ewww....that's creepy.

[Captain Planet!]

ewww....that's creepy.
But it's TRUE! :oldrazz:

[Dr.Doom]

You really think he'll wait that long?

[The Apatow Crew]

Well JAL... looks like theres gonna be another Alba you'll be fantasizing over in 20 years.No not really.


Plus the kids name isn't gonan be Alba.:oldrazz:

[Captain Planet!]

No not really.


Plus the kids name isn't gonan be Alba.:oldrazz:
Okay... You'll be fantasizing over a Warren within the next 20 years.

[The Apatow Crew]

Okay... You'll be fantasizing over a Warren within the next 20 years.I AM NOT A PERVERT!!!!

[Captain Planet!]

I AM NOT A PERVERT!!!!
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[omid17]

"With Alba taking time off from acting"
Thank god:p

I love how she says that she wont appear nude in a movie because she doesnt thnk its right and her morales wont let her or whatever, yet she got prego without being marriedshe totally regrets it though, she even said something about always take birth control pills and wear condoms lol

[Prison Mike]

she totally regrets it though, she even said something about always take birth control pills and wear condoms lol

so now the kid will know it's an accident and Alba regrets it. lol

[omid17]

so now the kid will know it's an accident and Alba regrets it. lolim worried about Alba's relation ship with Cash, because they broke up and got back together a hundred times. Im pretty sure they had what we call " make-up sex" and Cash forgot or didn't feel like pulling out :grin:

[Kelly]

im worried about Alba's relation ship with Cash, because they broke up and got back together a hundred times. Im pretty sure they had what we call " make-up sex" and Cash forgot or didn't feel like pulling out :grin:


They broke up after their trip to France and Longoria's wedding.....when were the other 99 times??????:huh:

[omid17]

They broke up after their trip to France and Longoria's wedding.....when were the other 99 times??????:huh:being sarcastic Kel, but i thought it happened a few more times, hopefully JAL can clear it up

[Hunter Rider]

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[Prison Mike]

she's hot pre-preggers

[The Apatow Crew]

im worried about Alba's relation ship with Cash, because they broke up and got back together a hundred times. Im pretty sure they had what we call " make-up sex" and Cash forgot or didn't feel like pulling out :grin:Thats what i'm sure happen. cause they broke up. then a few weeks later she found ou she was preggers and got back together. Cause you know all relationships work out that way.:oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i31.tinypic.com/107jq09.jpg
That's a new one to me. Good find.

[omid17]

Thats what i'm sure happen. cause they broke up. then a few weeks later she found ou she was preggers and got back together. Cause you know all relationships work out that way.:oldrazz:yup

[The Apatow Crew]

yupThere like its best for the baby even if e don't like each other or if one of us was unfaithful but who cares were having a baby.:woot:

[omid17]

There like its best for the baby even if e don't like each other or if one of us was unfaithful but who cares were having a baby.:woot:pretty much, when are they going to get married?

[The Apatow Crew]

pretty much, when are they going to get married?who knows whenever there ready. If thats ever and he just doesn't just up and leave and pull a OJ and get in a white bronco and head for he borders.

[Two-Face]

I hope Alba gets back shape soon after the having the baby.

[omid17]

who knows whenever there ready. If thats ever and he just doesn't just up and leave and pull a OJ and get in a white bronco and head for he borders.lmao

[omid17]

I hope Alba gets back shape soon after the having the baby.i know she will

[Prison Mike]

can't wait to see her back in shape. I'm kind of getting tired of the preggers look. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

lmaohe's like oh no its the marriage cops you not gonna get me.

[The Apatow Crew]

I hope Alba gets back shape soon after the having the baby.It'll be a whike before she does anything. I doubt she do those sexy shoots anymore. you know since she'll be mom.

[omid17]

he's like oh no its the marriage cops you not gonna get me.lol running with those converses lmao

[Two-Face]

It'll be a whike before she does anything. I doubt she do those sexy shoots anymore. you know since she'll be mom.

I don't expect her to.

[The Apatow Crew]

lol running with those converses lmaoHe's like i get higher leverage with these able to jump up high from women and unwnated children.

[omid17]

He's like i get higher leverage with these able to jump up high from women and unwnated children.it's bound to happen

[Prison Mike]

whoa. you guys bitter much? lol j/k

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't expect her to.well some might as seeing that's the only thing shes good for since they think shes a bad actress.

[The Apatow Crew]

it's bound to happenhe'll be like you tricked me. I thought you were on the pill or had some dental dam. lol. or a butterfly patch.

[omid17]

lmao " you filthy whore "

[Prison Mike]

he'll be like you tricked me. I thought you were on the pill or had some dental dam. lol. or a butterfly patch.

lol one of the funniest lines from Knocked Up

[The Apatow Crew]

lmao " you filthy whore ""why couldn't you pick the fall one" "if this was splash he be john candy" " he looks like fatty arbuckle" " He looks like Jon Faveru" "Oh ****!"

llol.


gotta love that movie.

anyone find it weird she did a cameo in a movie called knocked up and later on that year she became knocked up.

Edit: JAL please read the announcement....thank you.

[omid17]

haha

[The Apatow Crew]

lol one of the funniest lines from Knocked Upor the thing after he says thats to filthy to say on here. about hollowing out a penis and putting it on. WTF!?

[Prison Mike]

or the thing after he says thats to filthy to say on here. about hollowing out a penis and putting it on. WTF!?

yeah that was great. lol Probably 3/4 of the movie can't be quoted on here because it's too filthy to say.

[omid17]

so guys should i rent knocked up or what? cause im going to blockbuster pretty soon

[Prison Mike]

yes, rent it. have you seen it already omid?

[The Apatow Crew]

so guys should i rent knocked up or what? cause im going to blockbuster pretty soonOh hell yeah. I say its way better then that overhyped juno movie. Its like knocked up came out first but juno got all the credit.

[The Apatow Crew]

yeah that was great. lol Probably 3/4 of the movie can't be quoted on here because it's too filthy to say.I saw they say the f word 120 times in that film.

[omid17]

yes, rent it. have you seen it already omid?nope

[omid17]

Oh hell yeah. I say its way better then that overhyped juno movie. Its like knocked up came out first but juno got all the credit.i see

[The Apatow Crew]

i seebut thats just mu opinion. everyone else mostly seems to love it though.

[Prison Mike]

juno was okay. yes, it was overrated and didn't deserve the best movie nomination at the oscars, but it was still entertaining, IMO.

[The Apatow Crew]

juno was okay. yes, it was overrated and didn't deserve the best movie nomination at the oscars, but it was still entertaining, IMO.It was just meh i thought but yeah it didn't deserve the oscar.

I hope jennifers body is better. or atleast has some descent gore in it.

Megan fox is gonna be in it. Mmmmmmmmm.:hehe:

[omid17]

just told my uncle to get it

[omid17]

It was just meh i thought but yeah it didn't deserve the oscar.

I hope jennifers body is better. or atleast has some descent gore in it.

Megan fox is gonna be in it. Mmmmmmmmm.:hehe:she's gorgeous

[The Apatow Crew]

she's gorgeousExcept for that forearm tattoo but then you can always say you have a three way all the time.:woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

just told my uncle to get itit's a pretty long movie like 2 hours and 10 mins.

[Prison Mike]

just told my uncle to get it

knocked up or juno?

[omid17]

it's a pretty long movie like 2 hours and 10 mins.fine with me

knocked up or juno?knocked up

[The Apatow Crew]

fine with me

knocked upCause i heard some people say oh they could have edited like 20 or so minutes out of it.

"Now that's how you get pink eye"

wait til lthat scene. lmao.

[omid17]

lol can't wait

[The Apatow Crew]

lol can't waitand theres the whole dirty man competition. the who guy cant shave or cut gis hair for a year and all the other roommates make jokes about his beard and how he looks.

[Prison Mike]

the length of movie was perfect. I hate it when the movies are too short like 80-90 minutes

[The Apatow Crew]

the length of movie was perfect. I hate it when the movies are too short like 80-90 minuteswel li can see certain comedies being that long. Cause there's only long you can out stretch a movie.

[Kelly]

"why couldn't you pick the fall one" "if this was splash he be john candy" " he looks like fatty arbuckle" " He looks like Jon Faveru" "Oh ****!"

llol.


gotta love that movie.

anyone find it weird she did a cameo in a movie called knocked up and later on that year she became knocked up.

Edit: JAL please read the announcement....thank you.


:yay:

[The Apatow Crew]

ok i'll be sure to say poop next time. or caca.

[Kelly]

ok i'll be sure to say poop next time. or caca.


Ooooor, as the announcement says......just let the censors do their job......we are intelligent enough around here to get the context......I'm sure.....

[Drizzle]

knocked up or juno?
Knocked Up - pregnancy from a (mostly) guy's perspective.
Juno - pregnancy from a girl's perspective.

From what I've noticed with my friends, guys generally like "Knocked Up" more (probably due to its sense of humor) and girls generally like "Juno" more. I preferred "Knocked Up", but something I absolutely hated in "Juno" was that
the husband left Jennifer Garner because he was afraid of becoming a father. I hated that sexist stereotype. It made guys look like selfish pigs, thereby flipping the message that "Knocked Up" tried to give (taking up responsibility) on its ear.


(And yes, this is on topic because it deals with pregnancy. So there. :oldrazz: )

[Kelly]

lmao.....

[The Apatow Crew]

Knocked Up - pregnancy from a (mostly) guy's perspective.
Juno - pregnancy from a girl's perspective.

From what I've noticed with my friends, guys generally like "Knocked Up" more (probably due to its sense of humor) and girls generally like "Juno" more. I preferred "Knocked Up", but something I absolutely hated in "Juno" was that
the husband left Jennifer Garner because he was afraid of becoming a father. I hated that sexist stereotype. It made guys look like selfish pigs, thereby flipping the message that "Knocked Up" tried to give (taking up responsibility) on its ear.


(And yes, this is on topic because it deals with pregnancy. So there. :oldrazz: )I kinda knew what was gonna happen with the husband he first time we meet him.

But then again it was written by a woman so what do you expect.

according to most women all men are pigs and scum.

[Kelly]

Your continued knuckle dragging, does not go unnoticed.....*smiles*

[The Apatow Crew]

Your continued knuckle dragging, does not go unnoticed.....*smiles*Yes me man you woman.

*clubs chest like a wild man*

uga uga

[Prison Mike]

Yes me man you woman.

*clubs chest like a wild man*

uga uga

LOL :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

*climbs up the empire state building and beats on my big ole monkey chest*

[omid17]

Just saw Knocked Up " Unprotected Version " lol and loved it. One of the funniest movies ever!

[The Apatow Crew]

Just saw Knocked Up " Unprotected Version " lol and loved it. One of the funniest movies ever!lol glad you liked it,

war were some of your fav parts?

[Prison Mike]

great that you liked it. It's an awesome movie.

[omid17]

lol glad you liked it,

war were some of your fav parts?loved his friends, so efffing funny pretty much every scene they were in. there were soo many funny scenes:

1. Earthquake
2. Asian girlfriend and Asian Doctor
3. When her sister is talking to the " door-man ", said he would tear her ass up lmao
4. he starting freaking out because he was shroomed out at the show was soo funny
5. Pink eye lol
6. his pubes on the toilet lol
a lot other scenes that were funny too

[omid17]

great that you liked it. It's an awesome movie.really is :up:

[Prison Mike]

One of my favorite scenes would have to be when Martin's girlfriend talked to Allison for the first time and said crazy stuff like how her baby is hungry too and they have to share because they're family. lol

[omid17]

One of my favorite scenes would have to be when Martin's girlfriend talked to Allison for the first time and said crazy stuff like how her baby is hungry too and they have to share because they're family. lolthat was hilarious

[The Apatow Crew]

loved his friends, so efffing funny pretty much every scene they were in. there were soo many funny scenes:

1. Earthquake
2. Asian girlfriend and Asian Doctor
3. When her sister is talking to the " door-man ", said he would tear her ass up lmao
4. he starting freaking out because he was shroomed out at the show was soo funny
5. Pink eye lol
6. his pubes on the toilet lol
a lot other scenes that were funny tooYou should check out the bonus footage. the gag reel and line-o-rama is so funny. there's this little rant about the pubes on the toliet seat. stuff i can't say on here. lol.

[omid17]

You should check out the bonus footage. the gag reel and line-o-rama is so funny. there's this little rant about the pubes on the toliet seat. stuff i can't say on here. lol.i'll check it out :up:

[Prison Mike]

wow, we have really gotten off track. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

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[Two-Face]

Oh look at those boobies... :heart:

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh look at those boobies... :heart:I know got Milk? I say.

[Prison Mike]

between those pregnant boobies and her sucking on that lollipop, these were a good set of pictures.

[The Apatow Crew]

between those pregnant boobies and her sucking on that lollipop, these were a good set of pictures.you know what Kel's gonna say about us men don't you?:yay:

[Prison Mike]

I can't help my raging hormones. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I can't help my raging hormones. lolI don't think any guy can mostly.

[Prison Mike]

I'm pretty sure women hate men for that. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm pretty sure women hate men for that. loland sometimes women just hate men in general.

[omid17]

lol another scene that made cracked me up so hard was when Jonah and the other guy were in wheel chairs, and Jonah started acting like stephen hawking lmao

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba: Now she's getting serious

Jessica Alba (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B00005Y6Q0?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B00005Y6Q0&adid=5d424e88-e2d9-41ae-99fd-5b0012cc33c8) mesmerises men. It's what she does. Or to be precise, it's what Hollywood has let her do. Her signature roles so far have seen her in various states of undress, from a bikini-clad diver in Into the Blue to a lasso-wielding stripper in Sin City (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000QDFK0G?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000QDFK0G&adid=3f47775f-8001-4bbd-91c6-14c105122b79). In America, she's almost a figure of national obsession. The Hollywood satire TV series Entourage devoted an entire plot to the conquest of a guest-starring Alba, while Us Weekly magazine claimed she was Tom Cruise's first choice before he clapped eyes on Katie Holmes. Meanwhile, Eminem, in the D12 song "My Band", rapped: "Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me/ Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be."

All of which runs contrary to the 5 ft 6in figure sitting in front of me. Dressed in black trousers, a cream blouse, and patent red flats, with her hair tied back with an Alice band, she couldn't look more like a choirgirl if she tried. Her frame is petite and slim, and just starting to show signs that she is expecting her first child with fiancé Cash Warren in the summer. She's also unfailingly polite, apologising after she hiccups. "I have the worst heartburn since I got pregnant," she says, fluttering her big brown eyes. Still, I can't help but be reminded of a recent comment by a BBC Radio 5 listener, comparing her to this season's trophy-less Arsenal side: "Easy on the eye, but never going to win an Oscar."

Alba would argue differently. After all, she was nominated for a Golden Globe for Dark Angel (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B0009Y2W1M?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B0009Y2W1M&adid=3db59a5d-f4e7-4e34-a673-fed895624f7f), her breakthrough TV show. But, at nearly 27, she strikes me as an actress who has to work fast or her time may pass. Hamstrung by her beauty, she is typical of what Hollywood wants from its young starlets these days: a girl-next-door with just the right amount of sex appeal for the 18-25, male, movie-going demographic. God knows how many trees have been felled to print the posters of her adorning teenagers' walls the world over. But it's precisely this accessibility that made her perfect casting as the Marvel Comics (http://amazon.de/gp/product/3898806669?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=3898806669&adid=345aa2d3-1a57-40b4-9b0e-a922bbf245bc) superhero Sue Storm in Fantastic Four and its 2007 sequel, which grossed a staggering $618m across the globe.

If that blockbuster franchise is enough to buy her some time, it hasn't won her much respect. She complains that she gets sent far too many scripts with gratuitous nudity – "I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman" – but her choices have been naive. Take last year's woeful comedy Good Luck Chuck (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000UVLT0Y?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000UVLT0Y&adid=51107a86-d5af-4ecb-ab02-9aac5a251c89), in which she played the love interest. "It's porn," she recently moaned to Elle magazine. "It wasn't supposed to be like that." Hollywood has evidently been a steep learning curve for her. She noted of her Into the Blue co-star Paul Walker: "Paul was the lead. Paul helped develop it. You wouldn't believe how much that kid got paid! And I don't think he did one ounce of publicity."

Her new horror movie, The Eye, is her chance to top the bill, in a role far removed from your typical scream-queen. A remake of the Pang Brothers' Hong Kong thriller Jian Gui, it has a pedigree attached to it, in that it's directed by David Moreau and Xavier Palud, the Frenchmen who were responsible for the genuinely creepy Them.

Alba plays Sydney Wells, a blind concert violinist who undergoes a double corneal transplant. As her sight gradually returns, she begins to be haunted by some horrific shapes in her peripheral vision. "She's definitely being frightened and freaked out, and losing it," says Alba. "But it's all going on in her head."

Arguably, The Eye offers Alba the chance to test her technical acting mettle. She went to two blind-orientation centres, learning basic Braille and how to walk with a cane. And she spent six months learning how to play the violin – even though, in the end, this is seen in just two sequences.

"It was so irritating," she says. "I play someone who has been playing her entire life – she's an expert, so it's second nature. So for me, who has never played it before, I needed all that just to get comfortable with the instrument... but the violin is really complex. Just holding the bow properly took me a while."

Although the film never quite delivers on its early promise, Alba argues that it's much harder to tell a ghost story in the US. "In Eastern culture, people see ghosts, people talk about ghosts... it's just accepted. And in Western culture it's just not. Educated people for the most part aren't going to say, 'Oh, yeah, I saw a ghost', whereas in the East, someone who's a doctor or a lawyer would say, 'Oh yeah, of course people see ghosts!'" Has she ever seen one? "I've never seen a ghost. But at my parents' house, we've had televisions turning on in the middle of the night, faucets turning on, doors opening... things like that."

Born in Pomona, where her father was serving in the US Air Force, Alba spent much of her childhood being shuttled across the States between army bases before the family finally settled in California when she was nine. This rather nomadic upbringing was certainly "perfect training" for life as an actress, which she began in earnest after she took her first class when she was 12. Within nine months she had an agent, and shortly afterwards made her debut in the 1994 comedy Camp Nowhere. But while working steadily throughout her teenage years – odd episodes of Chicago Hope and Beverly Hills 90210 (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000NIVOSG?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000NIVOSG&adid=f0cb8b25-8e1a-4041-a3d6-a435fa3354d2) and the like – she never quite got the breakthrough she wanted.

"If I didn't get a job, between 16 and 18, that wasn't significant, I was just going to go to college," she recalls. "I didn't want to be a struggling actor at 36 with five kids, doing something I hated. You see the story so much. It's such a vicious business to be in when you're not meant to be in it."

Her saviour came in the shape of James Cameron, who cast her as the superhuman lead, Max Guevera, in Dark Angel, his short-lived sci-fi TV series. "It's probably the most influential thing that I've ever had," she reflects. "Thank god for Dark Angel. Getting a blessing by James Cameron to star in his first television show. Really the first thing he did after Titanic was hire me."

During filming, she began a four-year relationship with her Dark Angel co-star Michael Weatherly (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000TZARHW?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000TZARHW&adid=587dcee6-e706-4b6b-a75c-46c72f45d17c) – some 13 years older than her, he proposed on her 20th birthday, the subject of some controversy. After the show was cancelled, however, Alba began to forge a film career. With her unusual ethnic origins – a mix of Mexican, Danish, French and Spanish – she was initially pigeonholed into ethnic roles, notably the risible Honey, in which she played a Latina hip-hop dancer. "Until the last couple of years, I was often categorised – I had to be exotic, or mysterious, or the bad girl. I found the lighter my hair got, the wider people's minds got. They stopped thinking of me as someone who is Latin, which is very Hollywood."

Recent reports have claimed that Alba is ashamed of her Latin heritage. "It's crap!", she fires back when I put this to her. "I don't speak Spanish. I was born and raised in the States. My father was born and raised in the States. And my grandparents were born and raised in the States. So I'm American... I have Latin roots in America and I would love to play a Latin character. I've only been offered a few, and they weren't the right movies. They weren't characters that I felt represented Latin women to me. Latin women are intelligent..." She sighs for second. "I wish I could speak Spanish, because it would be a lot easier to play more interesting roles."

For the moment, she's planning to take some time off from film-making after she gives birth. "I'm just sitting back and figuring out what this whole experience of being a mother is all about – and taking that in," she says.

She has been engaged to Warren since December. They met on the set of Fantastic Four, when he was an assistant to the film's director, Tim Story. Refashioning himself as a producer, Warren has recently worked with director Stacy Peralta (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B00008VDKL?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B00008VDKL&adid=23a51430-6612-4c76-9bad-d0c15289d009), who made the excellent skateboard documentary Dogtown and Z-Boys. Their new project is Made in America, a study of gang violence in Los Angeles and its effects on young black men. "Stacy is really about opening the can about what is happening to the black man in the United States (http://amazon.de/gp/product/023050678X?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=023050678X&adid=43c783d0-47c4-4ad4-af8d-aef69aa99388) and what we're doing to them," Alba gushes, suddenly animated.

Proving she has something of a political conscience, Alba recently appeared in a pro-Barack Obama video directed by Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am, alongside Ryan Phillippe and Kerry Washington. "I've always tried to be aware and do my part – and try to get kids to vote during election times," she says. Why does she support the Democratic candidate? "The fact he's raised so much private money, and that he really feels like he's for the people, and not really driven so much by big business. And it's just so rare to find a politician that has that much integrity. Everyone views him as the next JFK. That's where people are putting him, because he's for the people and not necessarily about making more money for corporations that are running our country."

Compassionate and socially engaged, this is not the Alba that Hollywood has so far let us see. I wonder if she has plans to produce a film, perhaps with Warren. "I don't know, (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B000K4WOLO?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B000K4WOLO&adid=2e7f549c-33c1-4fb8-9c32-cd74685e8767)" she muses. "We haven't really talked about it, so I'm not really sure. I wouldn't mind doing something with him. He's incredibly smart and very business-savvy. I think him being part of anything means it's going to be progressive and successful."

Does she find it difficult conducting a relationship in the public eye? She nods. "Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship – and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap."

As she accusingly fixes her eyes on me, I change the subject: what does success mean to her? "Success helps me smile a lot more," she replies. "It means that I know I'll be OK. I'll never have to be on welfare, or have food stamps or deal with poverty in any way, shape or form. So that's real nice, because a lot of people I know have to deal with that. I wasn't born into money, so it's nice not stressing about that." It's unlikely to be something she's ever going to have to worry about again. This summer, she takes the female lead in Mike Myers' new comedy The Love Guru, in which she plays – unsurprisingly – his squeeze. "It's about the need for self-love," she explains. "It's a very sweet message."

Given her ability to stir male loins, Alba would've been the ideal match for Myers' earlier creation, Austin Powers. As it is, she gets to play second fiddle to a man trying to break in to the self-help business. But in her quest for longevity, aligning herself with a man of Myers's talent is a wise move, and she was impressed by his dedication. "I appreciated the perfectionist in him, wanting to get it right. I'm that way too. I mean, why are we all here? We're all here to make it the best it can be and not make it half-assed." Maybe there's a chance of that Oscar yet.

(independent.co.uk)

[The Apatow Crew]

Spring Showers: Alba's Shout Out to the 909

Everybody knows Jessica Alba is in a family way. After all, she had a Hollywood baby shower two weeks ago with famous pals like Rashida Jones, Jamie King and Kim Kardashian. But Jess held a second baby shower this weekend to celebrate her family values and not just celebrities.

“The first one was thrown by her friends, but her mom wanted to throw something more intimate for the family,” a source tells E! exclusively. “She is from Pomona so this is for her family in 909.”

Guests were encouraged to bring their “favorite childhood book to start Jessica and Cash’s baby library.” And the pro-growth policy didn't stop there. The shower invitations were printed on composted paper filled with wildflower seeds. So guests can plant their cards in the ground and “participate in the celebration of life.”

Bloomin' cool!

(eonline.com)

wildflower seeds to plant? shes just about lost her darn mind.:o

[The Apatow Crew]

Big pic.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1787/001vo3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Prison Mike]

Ahhh, the pic is a red x!

[The Apatow Crew]

I see it but i'll rehost it again then.

[The Apatow Crew]

stupid freaking imageahaxk isn't working right now. I'll do it later when its working.

[Prison Mike]

It works fine for me now. I don't know why it wasn't working for me before.

[The Apatow Crew]

It works fine for me now. I don't know why it wasn't working for me before.okay then everything worked out fine then lol.

[Prison Mike]

yup, everything is fine.

[The Apatow Crew]

yup, everything is fine.yeah.

preggers.:hehe:

Go figure. right?

[Prison Mike]

so in that article you posted about Jessica getting serious, she honestly didn't know GLC was almost like porn movie? Couldn't she have figured it out from the script?

[The Apatow Crew]

so in that article you posted about Jessica getting serious, she honestly didn't know GLC was almost like porn movie? Couldn't she have figured it out from the script?No I mean i think she means the original script wasn't what it became.

[Prison Mike]

she should definitely have her agent help her out if she wants serious roles now. That's what an agent is there for.

[The Apatow Crew]

Love Guru stills.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3416/lg1hj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7978/lv2rq7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Prison Mike]

John Oliver is in this movie? Cool.

[The Apatow Crew]

John Oliver is in this movie? Cool.I founf a clip of the movie. it actually is from the second pic. i'd post it but i'm not sure since it looks to be a bootleg version of the scene like it was taped in a theater when they played it at a confernce show or what.

If you want i can PM you the scene. its way funnier then the trailer. i think the trailer is kinda misleading. its very autin poweresqe.

[Prison Mike]

yeah okay, thanks.

[The Apatow Crew]

yeah okay, thanks.Okay check your pm in a min then.

[Prison Mike]

just saw it. That was hilarious. the comedy really is like austin powers. That lollipop thing was funny at the end. thanks for the vid JAL.

[Two-Face]

Love Guru looks crap, I saw the trailer.

[The Apatow Crew]

Love Guru looks crap, I saw the trailer.I'll admist the trailer looks bad but watch the vid, ill send it to you.

[The Apatow Crew]

just saw it. That was hilarious. the comedy really is like austin powers. That lollipop thing was funny at the end. thanks for the vid JAL.I laughed when he gives the finger at the end. very mini me like in autin powers.

[Prison Mike]

yeah, they're really capitalizing on his short stature. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

yeah, they're really capitalizing on his short stature. lolYeah.

I'll say this they are really capitalizing on Jess's hotness. Wowza!:wow::o

You see those legs! Em up like a drum stick.

[Prison Mike]

lol she is very pretty in that scene. Timberlake is in the movie too?

[The Apatow Crew]

lol she is very pretty in that scene. Timberlake is in the movie too?yeah he plays the player that takes away the other guys wife.

[Prison Mike]

I might see this movie in theaters if there aren't other ones I haven't seen yet. Otherwise, I'll catch it on dvd.

[The Apatow Crew]

I might see this movie in theaters if there aren't other ones I haven't seen yet. Otherwise, I'll catch it on dvd.getsmart comes out the same day also.

[Prison Mike]

damn. I'm going to have to side with Get Smart then. I've been looking forward to that movie for a while. I loved the old series and Steve Carell is hilarious.

[The Apatow Crew]

damn. I'm going to have to side with Get Smart then. I've been looking forward to that movie for a while. I loved the old series and Steve Carell is hilarious.Yeah it does but i goitta see more LG stuff first.


the rocks in get smart. i like his movies. i like the one part of the trailer he staples a guy's face.

[Prison Mike]

the rock makes decent movies. he went to my old high school. some of my teachers talked about him and how he was when he was a student. He was pretty shy according to them.

[The Apatow Crew]

the rock makes decent movies. he went to my old high school. some of my teachers talked about him and how he was when he was a student. He was pretty shy according to them.you went to liberty?

[Prison Mike]

freedom, actually

[The Apatow Crew]

freedom, actuallyone of those two i knew.

[omid17]

Wait the shower was in Pomona? dang i only live like 10 minutes from there

[Prison Mike]

wow, you could have crashed the party omid! lol

[omid17]

wow, you could have crashed the party omid! lollol for sure

[Prison Mike]

show up with a baby book and say you're a distant cousin. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

Wait the shower was in Pomona? dang i only live like 10 minutes from thereThat's were she grew up at.

[omid17]

show up with a baby book and say you're a distant cousin. lollol it would totally work

That's were she grew up at.i know, but i thought she would never go back, because Pomona is kinda ghetto, a lot of low-middle class hispanics live there, but i would of totally stopped by her shower just to say hi and congrats

[Prison Mike]

I'm sure they have bodyguards everywhere so it would be tough trying to get in. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm sure they have bodyguards everywhere so it would be tough trying to get in. lolMaybe or you could just dress bummy and be like i know the family ot be like i'm the fiance. look see the stubble and converses?:o

[Prison Mike]

I still like the stubble. The converses though? They should go.

[The Apatow Crew]

I still like the stubble. The converses though? They should go.how about the knee high rainbow socks?

[Prison Mike]

he was wearing rainbow socks? Really?

[The Apatow Crew]

he was wearing rainbow socks? Really?yeah a few years ago. he had a basketball with him also. imagine what the guys in semi pro looked like only 100 times worse.

[Prison Mike]

maybe he's just not a fashion savant. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

maybe he's just not a fashion savant. lolOh You think? lmao.

[Kelly]

Does she find it difficult conducting a relationship in the public eye? She nods. "Everyone has an opinion of who you are and what your relationship is about, things that you've done or didn't do in your relationship – and it's just all crap, really. Things that are written about it are all crap."

hmmmmm......

[Erzengel]

So is she saying it's crap? :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

Alba's more than able

JESSICA ALBA would like to set the record straight. As an indelible fixture in the higher reaches of every men's magazine's "Sexiest Women Alive" lists, Alba has become defined as much for her body as her personality or character. The feisty 26-year-old seems to have appeared in a string of movies where her midriff is on display as much as any other part of her. Although in some way she has cultivated this by doing her fair share of raunchy photo shoots, it's not an impression of herself that she's entirely comfortable with, nor does she feel she deserves it.

"It's funny when people think that all I've done are bikini movies," she says. "I did one movie where I was wearing a bathing suit the whole time [Into the Blue]. I was playing a shark wrangler, and the whole movie was scuba diving. That's what you wear when you're scuba diving. It's just a really basic, simple place for journalists to go and instead of diving deeper, they just go there. I guess it's what the readers want to read about and the editors give the readers what they want, but it's not that deep."

Whether or not she likes it, Alba's body is once again a talking point. Nowadays, however, it's because she's expecting her first child with her fiance, Cash Warren, a producer and financier. She's deliberately vague when asked when exactly the baby will be born. "Soon" is as committal as she's prepared to be in revealing the due date. The baby, I later find out, is due in late-spring/early summer.

She has good reason to want to keep the details under wraps. Her pregnancy has filled hundreds of thousands of column inches covering everything from the baby's sex (it's a girl) to its possible name (Honor is an early favourite) to Alba's baby shower (guests were given a leather bracelet to wear until the baby is born) and her maternity look (described as "wholesome").

The day before we meet, the newspapers claimed that Alba's latest obsessive craving is toasted cheese sandwiches. According to these reports she's eating anything from three to "dozens" of toasted cheese sandwiches every day. I feel compelled to ask her about it. She's aware of the reports -- as she seems to be of most of the speculation and opinion of her -- but says that they are "totally out of context". "I was in Paris, she explains. "If you don't want to sit down for a three-hour meal, then that's all there is to eat."

I arrive as she's finishing breakfast. She apologises for non-existent crumbs on her face as she finishes her toast. Although she remains seated she's slight in frame (she's 5ft 6in) but in perfect shape thanks to her rigorous exercise regime, which, although drastically reduced while pregnant, is still very much alive. Her relatively small bump is hidden under a white dress and she has a large woollen scarf around her neck. Perhaps the most striking thing about her appearance is her eyes. Large and brown, they are probably her single biggest form of expression. She rolls them as she explains about the toasted sandwich assumption by the media, and they tell more of a story than her words ever could.

It's rather appropriate that her eyes are such a compelling feature of her appearance as we're meeting to discuss her new film, a Sixth Sense-style thriller called The Eye, in which she plays a blind violinist who undergoes an eye transplant only to be haunted by the past of her donor.

It's unquestionably the role in her portfolio so far which requires the most acting. After films such as Sin City and the Fantastic Four, it's a departure in that there are no special effects to hide behind, nor is she simply standing around in a swimsuit. There is the obligatory "Alba emerging from the shower" scene, but even that was acted by a body double. The rest is a psychological journey for her character, one which Alba prepared for by spending time in blind orientation centres and with a blind musician. She learned basic braille as well as how to label her house and keep everything in the exact same place so that she would know what it was. She also spent six months learning the violin.

While Sydney, her character in The Eye, battles with whether or not the ghosts she sees are real, Alba needs no convincing that the supernatural world exists.

"My parents had a haunted house," she explains. "I didn't see a ghost or anything but things happened in their house. Several times in the middle of the night the television would turn on and go to maximum volume. The front door and the back door would open, which are big heavy doors. All the faucets in the sinks would turn on. I couldn't sleep in that house. I hated it."

While her belief in the paranormal may raise a few eyebrows, Alba seems to be thick-skinned enough not to care what anyone has to say about her while at the same time remaining fully aware of what is being said. It's easy to tell that she enjoyed sinking her teeth into a more challenging role. She gives the impression of someone who'll be glad when the days of her being simply regarded as a pin-up, designed to draw in a teenage crowd are over. Motherhood may well change the public perception of her.

"I think just being older I'll be able to play more mature roles," she explains. "And being a mother definitely helps but yeah, I'm looking forward to my 30s."

Born in Los Angeles to Mark and Cathy Alba. Mark is of Mexican descent and Cathy French/Danish -- hence the kind genetic mix). Her parents married young and, as they were hard-up for cash, Alba spent her early years living with her paternal grandparents. She's often lazily referred to as a "Latino actress", something which irks her as she never learned to speak Spanish.

From the age of 12 she channelled her energies into acting, and got a role in the New Adventures of Flipper just two years later. While still a teenager, Alba became a born-again Christian for four years. She later moved away from it, saying "older men would hit on me, and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, when I wasn't. It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to the opposite sex that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and being a woman."

When she was 19 she beat thousands of others to get the part of Max Guevera in the James Cameron TV series Dark Angel. That series paved the way for movie leads in hugely successful teen movies such as Honey which in turn led to Sin City, the Fantastic Four and Into the Blue.

After Into the Blue, Playboy magazine used a publicity shot from the movie on their cover, implying that Alba had done a shoot with them when all they had inside was a paparazzi shot of her in a bikini sunbathing on the beach. Alba was outraged and Hugh Hefner (http://amazon.de/gp/product/B00004RXX9?ie=UTF8&tag=darkangefanco-21&link_code=em1&camp=2510&creative=11150&creativeASIN=B00004RXX9&adid=9ac5e0da-d819-4e8a-b434-10bb6e3970c0) made a written apology. The incident is an example not only of her cache in forcing the apology, but also an acknowledgement of the ability of Alba's body to shift sell.

While she rightly believes she has more to offer, for the time being at least Alba is happy to go along with it.

"It's not a big deal," she says. "I'm choosing to do those movies. I could do Broadway or off-Broadway, or I could do independent movies that nobody ever sees, but I choose to do movies that have to make money at the box office, so naturally you're going to be more scrutinised. I put myself in that situation."

Next on the agenda is motherhood. She began dating Warren -- who was an assistant to the producer -- while on the set of Fantastic Four. She found she was pregnant last September, and they got engaged at Christmas. The key to a successful relationship, she says, is"picking someone you're compatible with, and communicating".

Her child is going to have a markedly different upbringing to hers, where her parents at times struggled to put food on the table and clothes on her back. Alba hopes to infuse her child with the best of her upbringing, but admits that it will be "very, very different to the way I grew up".

There are some parts of her childhood that she's not so keen to repeat, however. "All my family cared about was sports," she says.

"That was the big thing. Personally, I would have liked it better if I was in a more stimulating environment. I'd prefer to put my child in as creative a situation as possible, with emphasis on art and music and literature."

Whether it's raising her child, or shedding her stereotype Jessica Alba, it seems, is always planning for the future.

(independent.ie)

[Kelly]

So is she saying it's crap? :huh:

I think that what she is saying is............the media knows nothing of what truly goes on with her personal life, and the fact that the media, and people turn it to whatever they desire to report or believe......in most instances..........................is crap......:cwink:

[Hunter Rider]

http://i30.tinypic.com/21awmmp.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

Obvioulsy that ain't new. ;p;/ Nice shoes as always.:up::up::cool:;)

[Hunter Rider]

http://i31.tinypic.com/2jaxbtv.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

Never seen that one before. whats it from?

[Prison Mike]

I was about to say Cash shaved! But then I noticed no baby bump so it's old. lol

[omid17]

http://i30.tinypic.com/21awmmp.jpglol cash looks like wilmer valderrama in this pic

[The Apatow Crew]

lol cash looks like wilmer valderrama in this picThats cause that is wilmer valderrama!:o

[omid17]

Thats cause that is wilmer valderrama!:ono way, they use to go out together or just as friends

[Prison Mike]

I thought that was Cash but shaved! I was wrong. It's Fez!!

[rollotomasi]

Love Guru stills.

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/3416/lg1hj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7978/lv2rq7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Megan Fox wins FHM's sexiest woman title

Apr 23 2008 (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-news/2008/04/23/)

Fox knocked last year's winner Jessica Alba, who came second, off the top spot, despite another successful year for the Californian beauty.

(Not quite as sexy when pregnant I guess?)

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-news/2008/04/23/megan-fox-wins-fhm-s-sexiest-woman-title-86908-20392402/

[Kelly]

no way, they use to go out together or just as friends

There were rumors that they were dating at one point, but she said that they have never dated, they are just friends.

[rollotomasi]

There were rumors that they were dating at one point, but she said that they have never dated, they are just friends.

Back in 2006 Wilmer Valderama and Jessica were presenters at the Teen Choice awards and she asked him on camera "have we ever dated?" and he had to say no.

She asked him this because of all the women Wilmer said he had had sex with and wanted her name cleared of suspicion!

[rollotomasi]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a93663/jessica-alba-treats-sick-fan.html

Jessica Alba treats sick fan

Saturday, April 12 2008, 10:17 BST
By Daniel Kilkelly (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a93663/jessica-alba-treats-sick-fan.html#), Entertainment Reporter
http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/07/42/160x120_rex_jessica_alba_3.jpg Rex Features

Jessica Alba treated a heart disease patient after being contacted by the Kids Wish Network.

The mother of Adina Kent, a nine-year-old girl who suffers from the condition mitral valve regurgitation, contacted the organisation to explain that her daughter idolises Alba and dreams of becoming an actress.

The Kids Wish Network then teamed up with Alba to come up with a special treat for Adina. She and her mother Vina were flown out to Los Angeles and enjoyed a day with the actress, spending time getting makeovers at a salon before visiting the city's boutiques.

"I wanted to meet Jessica because I really look up to her," Adina told Star magazine. "I was so excited when I first saw her, I was jumping up and down.

"She was everything I thought she'd be and more. She was like the big sister I've always wanted."

Alba is currently expecting her first baby with film producer Cash Warren. She is reportedly planning to name the child Honor.

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba talks motherhood

Hollywood actress Jessica Alba is best known for her roles as an exotic dancer in Sin City and a superhero in The Fantastic Four. Newsbeat caught up with her to talk about her new horror flick The Eye, coping with pregnancy and her sexy public image.

The Eye is a horror movie. Would you watch horror movies at home yourself?

I do like horror movies, I even watch them alone sometimes which is not good because I do tend to have bad dreams. I love movies like Psycho and The Birds, IT, Nightmare On Elm Street and Poltergeist.

Did anything freaky happen on set?

No thank God because I would have lost my mind. I was losing my mind as it is trying to learn the violin and play blind and do all these different things. I'm very happy nothing freaky happened.

Did the finished movie make you jump?

Yeah because I didn't see the sound and I wasn't sure how the editor was going to interpret those scary moments. Seeing it all put together was really cool.

You're pregnant how are you feeling?

I'm feeling very well thank you. It has been a really good being pregnant and I think I lucked out.

Are you scared about the thought of becoming a mum?

I'm really excited. I think it's the best thing in the world that could have ever happened. Even though I was surprised when it happened you kind of know. I knew I wanted a baby before I was 31 and it just kind of happened.

When you found out did you have to call the studios and was it difficult?

I did call quite a few projects off before I told them I was pregnant. I didn't announce it, it was leaked in the press so I had to just confirm or deny it so it kind of happened that way. I would never have announced it otherwise because it's private and I tend to keep things in my life private. But when it's out in the open you can't really deny it anymore. For me personally I had to consult my publicist and asked what the least scandalous way of going about it was.

Once you've had the baby will you be looking to get back into work quickly?

This only really happens a few times in your life if you're lucky and sometimes only once. So I'm kind of about savouring this moment and taking it all in so I'm going to take some time to do that.

Is there any pressure to get your figure back really quickly being a Hollywood star?

I don't feel a lot of pressure no because I haven't got a film I'm committed to that I'm shooting right away so it's just going to be when I feel the time is right. My looks have only been a part of my career because people publicise that but its never been my emphasis. I try to take care of myself and live a healthy life but I don't put too much thought into it. It's not that deep for me.

Are you surprised when you find yourself in sexiest women polls?

I'm definitely surprised more than anything and it's flattering but it's not something that I put a lot of thought or energy into.

Do you still get sent a lot of films that require you to be in a bikini?

I never got any films sent to me which require me to be in a bikini. The one movie I did wear a bathing suit was Into The Blue and in the movie originally we were supposed to be in scuba suits and the director ended up shooting body doubles in bikinis in the summer because it was hot. But we didn't know when we were shooting, that it was going to be freezing cold and we would need to be in scuba wear. We had to match with that continuity.

Do you still have a no nudity clause?

Yes I do and I feel it is important to hold on to that for as long as it is important to me.

Is Sin City 2 still on the horizon?

I have no idea but of course I would love to get involved again. (Director and producer) Robert (Rodriguez) is amazing and so is (Director and producer) Frank (Miller).

You have got The Love Guru with Justin Timberlake and Mike Myers. How was it working with them?

I never really worked with Justin but me and Mike worked together all the time, every day. He was amazing and funny. He plays music and dances around and sings in between takes. He is a really, really talented comedian and I learned a lot from him.

(news.bbc.co.uk)

[Prison Mike]

I know these pics have been posted before, but I just felt like posting them again!

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[The Apatow Crew]

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