The Albalicious Auditorium

[omid17]

So a 180 degree turn in personality for people who are use to him acting a certain way since Day 1?

Yeah, I accept the whole "he's matured", "he was foolish", "it was a silly crush", but honestly, after 3 years, I'm curious as to why the epiphany now and what specifically set if off?probably when he found out that she was pregnant and now she's officially married was probably the reason imo

[Prison Mike]

probably when he found out that she was pregnant and now she's officially married was probably the reason imo

agreed. Probably when she got knocked up and engaged to Cash. Now you know there's no hope at that point. lol

[rollotomasi]

http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/DAYWQY/LG06668.jpg

[Prison Mike]

nice pic. Somebody needs to get the one where she's in bed naked. I saw it in one of the commercials.

[The Apatow Crew]

edit.

[Erzengel]

I should have clicked here before your edit but I'd had to do my threads first. :down

[The Apatow Crew]

I should have clicked here before your edit but I'd had to do my threads first. :downIt wasnt nothing to do with this thread. I accidently posted in the wrong thread cause i had two windows open.

[rollotomasi]

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
They may already be married, but Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are planning a wedding reception.

The couple married in a quickie ceremony in Los Angeles earlier this month, but Alba plans to have a white wedding-styled reception, according to OK! magazine.

Alba is currently pregnant with the couple’s first child, due next month.

According to a friend of the couple, the actress wants to throw the reception to include all the friends and family who missed out on their May 19 Beverly Hills Courthouse wedding.

“Jessica wants to have something special with everyone there,” a friend of the couple told OK! “She wanted to do this right. She’s always wanted to be married and have a baby with Cash.”

Although the baby is due next month, a source told OK! Alba wants to go on a “babymoon” before they welcome their child into the world.

“She wants to go on a babymoon vacation before she gives birth,” a friend of Jessica’s told the magazine. “She’s looking forward to lounging on a beach somewhere like Cabo. They want to do relaxing couple’s things like get massages — of course hers will be prenatal! She is trying to spend as much along time with Cash as she can!”

http://www.accesshollywood.com/article/9735/jessica-alba-and-cash-warren-planning-wedding-reception-and-babymoon/

[rollotomasi]

http://www.iesb.net/images/zoom/DAYWQY/LG10152.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba Avoid Each Other

The Beverly Hills Hotel has a little coffee shop on its basement level just past the gift shop and the salon and it is truly one of our favorite places in Los Angeles.

There are only counter seats and only about 20 seats at that. The shop serves up all your favorite diner fare, although the hotel prefers to call it "informal" menus.

We rolled up there Saturday afternoon and were enjoy our tuna melt and classic coke when Lindsay Lohan and an assistant walked in. The duo took two seats at the end of the counter and the coffee shop quieted as peeps tried hard to look like they were not staring at her.

We're not sure what the hotel staff thought when Lindsay stepped into the Pink Palace, after all they are still recovering from Britney's breakdowns there.

Lohan looked like she just rolled out of bed with last night's makeup and eyelashes on. But it goes beyond that. She looked very hard-up. She's a pretty girl but too many stays in rehab does not help your complexion.

Content with this celeb sighting we went back to our meal. But again we were interrupted when two hotel security staffers came into the coffee shop to inquire about some empty seats. (The coffee shop is always crowded and it's hard to get more than two seats together.)

We figured these security dolts were working for another famous person. Lo and behold, newlyweds and parents-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren came in and sat down. Right next to Lohan.

We don't think Jessica Alba even acknowledged Lindsay Lohan when she sat down, and why should she? She's nine months pregnant (and beautiful), she has other things on her mind than making niceties with a fading teen star.

Aside from being diva-like by making the security scope out the coffee shop for seats, Alba and hubby Cash were down to earth and friendly to the waitresses and cooks behind the counter. Lohan, on the other hand, ditched her salad a few minutes after Alba sat down and headed out. There's just not enough room at the coffee shop for two actresses.

(hotelchatter.com)

Cat fight. Someone seems jealous.:hehe:

[Prison Mike]

I think they're making something out of nothing.

[The Apatow Crew]

I think they're making something out of nothing.You wanna see some recent bikini pics?


What so waht if shes 9 months pregger.


From the looks of the pics the paps climbed up a tree and took the pics in her backyard. thats going a bit far i think.

[Prison Mike]

bikini pics of a 9 month pregnant woman? Even if she is Jessica Alba, I have limits. She's cute and all but I have no desire of seeing bikini pics of pregnant women. lol Yeah, those paps are going too far.

[The Apatow Crew]

bikini pics of a 9 month pregnant woman? Even if she is Jessica Alba, I have limits. She's cute and all but I have no desire of seeing bikini pics of pregnant women. lol Yeah, those paps are going too far.
Come on guy you know you wanna see it. shes floating on a tube.

Thats why they took them cause some wanna see it.:oldrazz:

[Prison Mike]

and those "some" need to re-evaluate their lives. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

and those "some" need to re-evaluate their lives. lolwhat do you mean by "some" lo'.

[Prison Mike]

what do you mean by "some" lo'.

I mean this "some":

Come on guy you know you wanna see it. shes floating on a tube.

Thats why they took them cause some wanna see it.:oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't wanna see a pregger woman in a bikini no matter how hot there face is. lmao.:woot:

[Valerie_f4]

LOL ... I somewhat agree.

[MOIDANGEREUX]

Nice to see J Alba's Lover back!!!


AMERICAN FILM INSTITUTE BRINGS HOLLYWOOD'S BRIGHTEST STARS TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE "AFI'S 10 TOP 10," TUESDAY, JUNE 17 ON THE CBS TELEVISION NETWORK
Released by CBS

http://www.thefutoncritic.com/news.aspx?id=20080529cbs03


Institute to Crown Number One Animated, Fantasy, Gangster, Sci-Fi, Western, Sports, Mystery, Romantic Comedy, Courtroom Drama and Epic Films
Some of Hollywood's biggest and brightest stars, including Jessica Alba, Kirk Douglas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, James Woods, Gabriel Byrne and Sean Astin will unveil the Top 10 films in 10 genres on AFI'S 10 TOP 10, a new chapter in its Emmy Award-winning "AFI's 100 Years..." series, counting down the top 10 films from 10 classic American film genres, Tuesday, June 17, (8:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Also scheduled to be included are Harrison Ford, Jane Fonda, Michael J. Fox, Gene Hackman, George Lucas, Isabella Rossellini, Susan Sarandon, Steven Spielberg, Vanessa Williams, and more.


To pay homage to the 10 revered genres including animation, fantasy, science fiction, gangster, western, sports, romantic comedy, courtroom drama, mystery and epic film, AFI enlisted film artists associated with each category to count down the top films, while providing their unique insight on each. The hosts for each genre include: Jessica Alba for Romantic Comedy; Cuba Gooding, Jr. for Sports; Sigourney Weaver for Sci-Fi; Kirk Douglas for Epic; Jennifer Love Hewitt for Animation; James Woods for Courtroom Drama; Gabriel Byrne for Mystery; and Sean Astin for Fantasy. The hosts for Gangster and Western film categories will be announced shortly.

[Two-Face]

I don't wanna see a pregger woman in a bikini no matter how hot there face is. lmao.:woot:


I do.

[The Apatow Crew]

I do.What a weirdo.:o

[Two-Face]

It's Alba...

[The Apatow Crew]

It's Alba...Yeah but hse's big as a house.

Well here you go. i'm gonna put them in spoilers for everyone else.
http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc1088/th_93431_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_122_1088lo.jpg (http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93431_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_122_1088lo .jpg) http://img25.imagevenue.com/loc1143/th_93933_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_2_122_1143lo.jpg (http://img25.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93933_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_2_122_1143 lo.jpg)

[Two-Face]

Oh yeah! thanks JAL

[The Apatow Crew]

Oh yeah! thanks JALYour welcome.

She should be due now any day.

[Two-Face]

Imagine she broke her water in the swimming pool :hehe:

[The Apatow Crew]

Imagine she broke her water in the swimming pool :hehe:Wouldn't know til the kids popping out.

[Prison Mike]

Yeah but hse's big as a house.

Well here you go. i'm gonna put them in spoilers for everyone else.
http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc1088/th_93431_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_122_1088lo.jpg (http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93431_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_122_1088lo .jpg) http://img25.imagevenue.com/loc1143/th_93933_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_2_122_1143lo.jpg (http://img25.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93933_Jessica_Alba_Bikini_2_122_1143 lo.jpg)

*throws up*

[Two-Face]

I see you never seen a pregnant woman... :o

[Prison Mike]

in a bikini? no.

[Hurm...]

*throws up too*

[Jolie_Desastre]

she doesn't look like she gained a lot of weight. she may bounce back pretty quick.

[omid17]

hope so

[The Apatow Crew]

*throws up*lol its not tht bad really if you don't lok. lol.

[The Apatow Crew]

Rumor: Jessica Alba in labor?
A CBB reader emailed us early this morning to say that she spotted Jessica Alba, expecting a daughter at any time, being wheeled into Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The reader reports that Jessica's husband Cash Warren was also on hand, carrying birthing balls, and was seen standing alongside security guards. The timing of this spotting was not reported.

Jessica, 27, is believed to have been due in late May. Baby-on-the-way is the first for the couple.

(celebrity-babies.com)

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Whether it's true or not but anyhoo..

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren are proud parents of a daughter, reports Us Weekly.

Their beautiful baby girl was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba’s rep has yet to officially comment on the baby news.

Jess, 26, and Cash, 28, announced they were expecting last December and shortly after, announced their engagement. The pair married at a secret ceremony on May 19 at the Beverly Hills courthouse.

[rollotomasi]

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
Jessica Alba has given birth to a baby girl according to Us Weekly.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/article/9840/report-jessica-alba-gives-birth-to-baby-girl/

Alba reportedly welcomed a daughter at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center this weekend, the same hospital where Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie gave birth to their new arrivals, earlier this year.

Alba’s father was overhead saying, “she’s beautiful,” Us Weekly reported.

The “Fantastic Four” actress’ husband, Cash Warren, was spotted at the medical facility this weekend, brining food into the maternity ward on Sunday, Us reported.

A rep for Alba had no comment, according to Us.

At press time, Access Hollywood was not able to independently confirm the news.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Her baby's name is Honor Marie Warren.

[Prison Mike]

Congrats to her. Now she can get that tight body back! lol

[Hunter Rider]

Congrats to Jess and Cash. :)

Her baby's name is Honor Marie Warren.

Pretty name.

[Erzengel]

Really? :huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

Really? :huh:Really What??

If you mean the name Yep it's true.

And i'm not gonna say anything about the name but good for her.

[The Apatow Crew]

Congrats to her. Now she can get that tight body back! lollol yeah cause you know thats what pays the bills.:woot:

[Erzengel]

Really What??

If you mean the name Yep it's true.

And i'm not gonna say anything about the name but good for her.

I'm questioning Hunter's post that it's a pretty name.

Honor isn't as bad as some of the other "Hollywood" names but still.

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm questioning Hunter's post that it's a pretty name.

Honor isn't as bad as some of the other "Hollywood" names but still.I agree Honor is a silly name. but what do you expect from celebs.

reason the kids called that cause she said it was a honor to have his baby.

If thats not the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

[Raiden]

Congrats Jessica on your beautiful daughter!

Congrats to her. Now she can get that tight body back! lol

I think it's safe to say that we all miss Jessica in some bikini or sexy outfit. :grin::up:

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I'm questioning Hunter's post that it's a pretty name.

Honor isn't as bad as some of the other "Hollywood" names but still.

Yeah..Good thing she didn't name it anything like pinwheel, Conchita..:o

:whatever:

Celebs are odd when it comes to naming their children.:o Bluebell Madonna..Wtf?:huh:

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah..Good thing she didn't name it anything like pinwheel, Conchita..:o

:whatever:

Celebs are odd when it comes to naming their children.:o Bluebell Madonna..Wtf?:huh:Or Lance Dawg and Pear Glow.:grin:

[Prison Mike]

It would have been better to pick Marie as the kid's first name and Honor as the middle name. But I guess they want to Hollywoodify it.

[The Apatow Crew]

It would have been better to pick Marie as the kid's first name and Honor as the middle name. But I guess they want to Hollywoodify it.Yeah I so totally agree. You know the kids gonna be mad for being called Honor.

Everyones gonna call her made of honor i'm sure. lol.

[Prison Mike]

well she can name her kid whatever she wants, just as long as she gets fit again! lol

[The Apatow Crew]

well she can name her kid whatever she wants, just as long as she gets fit again! lolI guess thats the only thing that matters...... Which is true.:o

[Two-Face]

Long as it's not like"Kal-El"

[The Apatow Crew]

Long as it's not like"Kal-El"Hey that names cool.

Cause superman is.

[SapphirePrima]

Her name sounds like a command. I prefer Honor for a boy though.

[Two-Face]

Hey that names cool.

Cause superman is.

You name your Kal-El then :funny:

[The Apatow Crew]

Her name sounds like a command. I prefer Honor for a boy though.Honor shouldn't even be a name at all.

Naming a kid after a verb or noun or pronoun or whatever it is a bad idea.

Bet when the kid gets older their just go by Marie.

[The Apatow Crew]

You name your Kal-El then :funny:Thats already taken. I'll name is Kip-El:oldrazz::woot::o

[Two-Face]

Thats already taken. I'll name is Kip-El:oldrazz::woot::o



No Kel-El sounds better. :funny: :woot: :batty:

[The Apatow Crew]

No Kel-El sounds better. :funny: :woot: :batty:You gonna name yours Bruce Wayne?

[Two-Face]

You gonna name yours Bruce Wayne?

No my son will be named Harvey Jr :up::woot: :oldrazz: :batty:

[The Apatow Crew]

No my son will be named Harvey Jr :up::woot: :oldrazz: :batty:
but with the middle nameBruce wayne huh?

[Erzengel]

Honor shouldn't even be a name at all.

Naming a kid after a verb or noun or pronoun or whatever it is a bad idea.

Bet when the kid gets older their just go by Marie.
Honor is both a noun and a verb.

A "proper noun" is a name such as Jessica.

[Two-Face]

but with the middle nameBruce wayne huh?



No just Harvey "Two-Face" Dent.:oldrazz::woot: :batty:

[The Apatow Crew]

Honor is both a noun and a verb.

A "proper noun" is a name such as Jessica.I don't know that stuff.

Yeah I don't know the diff so.

[3dman27]

getting back on topic
so the dark angerl now has a little angel of her own congratulations to all

[The Apatow Crew]

getting back on topic
so the dark angerl now has a little angel of her own congratulations to allYes she does. congrats to her and all her family.

[omid17]

she should have asked kobe bryant what's a good name for a kid. His daughters names are Natalia Diamante Bryant and Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant
'

[Visionary]

So she's a MILF now, eh?

[omid17]

yup

[The Apatow Crew]

mILF!

[Visionary]

Does anyone know how much she's gonna pimp out her baby's first celeb photo?

[The Apatow Crew]

I don't think she will.

[Visionary]

Bet me your family's farm.

[Valerie_f4]

You are all on to something.

[rollotomasi]

Jessica Alba: New Daughter Looks Like Her, Co-Stars’ Best Wishes
Posted June 11th, 2008 by fashiongossip
Honor Marie, who was the Jessica Alba, is the spitting image of her mother, new grandfather Mark has revealed.


Jessica Alba had gone labor this past weekend while her father was away on business. Her father revealed, “She flew me right out.”
The proud grandfather, who claimed that little Honor Marie, revealed, “She’s got Jessica’s complexion, her hair, her eyes. She looks like Jessica when she was a baby. I thought Jessica was the prettiest baby I had ever seen, but I was wrong.”
Mark, who was the father of “Fantastic Four” star, admits that he was overcome with emotion when his little girl became a mother. He said, “I was really choked up. I never thought that I would cry so much. The fact that this little girl came out of my daughter’s stomach, it blows my mind.”
And Justin Timberlake was quick to express his delight at the new arrival, revealed, “Congratulations Jessica! She seems very patient, and I would assume that’s what it takes to be a good mother, a good parent for that matter. Honor Marie - that’s a cool name. I’m happy for them. It’s beautiful.”
And Hollywood funnyman Mike Myers added, “She’ll be a great mother. She’s smart, she’s talented and she’s one of the most down-to-earth people I’ve ever worked with.”

[rollotomasi]

Jessica and husband Cash Warren’s choice of name for their daughter has been praised by a baby naming expert.

Pamela Redmond Satran, co-author of baby-naming guides Cool Names and The Baby Name Bible, said: "Honor is one of the Puritan Virtue names that has been making a comeback along with sisters Hope, Faith and Charity.

"My guess is that Jessica Alba, going through life as one of several trendily-named 'Jessicas' in any room, was looking for a name that was both classic and unusual, and she made an excellent choice."

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4581776a1860.html

[The Apatow Crew]

Praised? Has everyone gone insane!?

[Prison Mike]

Hollywood has gone insane

[The Apatow Crew]

Hollywood has gone insaneYes they have.

[Prison Mike]

they are insane in the membrane

[The Apatow Crew]

they are insane in the membraneI guess its not hollywood if its not a weird ass name.

[omid17]

Praised? Has everyone gone insane!?

Hollywood has gone insane

Yes they have.

they are insane in the membrane

I guess its not hollywood if its not a weird ass name.agreed :( man i just feel bad for that kid, she's going to grow up and say wtf? all these names that are out there and you with Honor :o:cmad:

[The Apatow Crew]

agreed :( man i just feel bad for that kid, she's going to grow up and say wtf? all these names that are out there and you with Honor :o:cmad:Yeah you know the kids gonna grow up hating it's parents.

[Prison Mike]

I'm sure little Alba will go to school with other actors' kids who have just as weird names as she does. Honor won't be alone. Her classmates could be called "Road" or "Tampon" or something. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm sure little Alba will go to school with other actors' kids who have just as weird names as she does. Honor won't be alone. Her classmates could be called "Road" or "Tampon" or something. lolI doubt its gonna get that bad and if it does that parent should have their kids taken away from them.

[omid17]

lol i agree

[rollotomasi]

Pal Praises Jessica & Cash as a 'Picture-Perfect Family'

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20206795,00.html

NBA star Baron Davis, who has known Cash Warren since childhood, says he was ecstatic to meet his friend's newborn daughter with wife Jessica Alba.

"Oh, I couldn't wait to see them after the baby was born," Davis, who is also Warren's business partner in Verso entertainment, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "They are the picture-perfect happy family."

As for who baby Honor Marie takes after, he jokes: "Honor has their looks and my personality. All she did was yell." Then he adds, "No, seriously, she is a beautiful baby girl. She totally takes after Jessica."

And, he says the new parents are on cloud nine. "Cash is over the moon and I couldn't be happier for them both. They deserve every happiness. I know they are going to be wonderful parents."

[Démon]

Mark, who was the father of “Fantastic Four” star, admits that he was overcome with emotion when his little girl became a mother. He said, “I was really choked up. I never thought that I would cry so much. The fact that this little girl came out of my daughter’s stomach, it blows my mind.”

LOL :woot:

[rollotomasi]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/381422/0_62_alba_jessica.jpg (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,367846,00.html#) AP Jessica Alba


LOS ANGELES — Mike Myers worked hard to study up on being the “Love Guru” for his latest comedy, but nothing could prepare the comedian for co-starring with the stunning Jessica Alba.

“She would come to set and there would be audible gasps from all of us. I was like … wow,” Myers told Pop Tarts at last week’s Hollywood premiere, referring to Alba’s pleasing aesthetic. “Jessica Alba is not only one of the most down-to-earth, lovely people that I have ever met, she’s one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen in my life.”

But while Myers was in awe of Alba, fellow actor Romany Malco couldn’t control himself in her presence.

“Jessica’s so easy it’s crazy, because she’s so down and easy that she’s really approachable,” he said. “When I first met Jessica I just started rambling. We just rambled for hours.”

Justin Timberlake also makes quite an impression in the comedy, but that probably has more to do with wearing nothing but some stretchy Speedos.

“We had a ball making this film — that was the wrong choice of words, wasn’t it?” Timberlake stammered. “Ah, we had a lot of fun making this film.”

[Two-Face]

I saw the trailer yesterday, I think it looks crap. :down

[rollotomasi]

“The Love Guru” Works a Little Bit of His Magic!

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_The_Love_Guru_Works_a_Little_Bit_of_His_Magic _19199.html

Mike Myers is funny. Whether he’s playing a part or doing an interview he manages to make people laugh. We all know the “Austin Powers” trilogy which was very successful and very funny. People always compare an actor’s movies, which is a good thing because they can see if a new movie is better than an old one and if the actor has progressed.

But things aren’t always as easy as that, because, sometimes, the viewers’ expectations are too high. That’s why everybody is so disappointed when a movie isn’t as great as the one before.

This seems to be the case with Myers’ new movie “The Love Guru.” Everybody expected it to be as good as or even better than “Austin Powers” and when it didn’t live up to their expectations, they quickly started to boo it. I think it is unfair.

The movie doesn’t suck at all and, most of the time, it is very funny. Mike Myers is still funny and if the jokes are a little too far-fetched, it’s because that’s the kind of humor people are looking for. There are two types of comedy: those with subtle humor, which put the brain at work, and those with a more obvious humor, which is something like what-you-see-is-what-you-get. “The Love Guru” falls in the second category.

[Prison Mike]

yeah, the movie looks like it will bomb

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1385/2rfzswzbc8.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/675/15cm5bban0.jpg
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6383/5y4xaqgl2.jpg

“No! Hell, no! Absolutely not. The life that I had, it was for a reason. There was nothing else for me to do. There was something that I saw at a very young age, and there was a reason why I made such a bold decision early on. My kid’s going to grow up really differently, with a lot more opportunities, especially educational opportunities and a different kind of financial stability that I just didn’t have.”

– New mom Jessica Alba responds to whether she would allow her child to go into show business in the new issue of Genlux magazine

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1385/2rfzswzbc8.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/675/15cm5bban0.jpg
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6383/5y4xaqgl2.jpg

“No! Hell, no! Absolutely not. The life that I had, it was for a reason. There was nothing else for me to do. There was something that I saw at a very young age, and there was a reason why I made such a bold decision early on. My kid’s going to grow up really differently, with a lot more opportunities, especially educational opportunities and a different kind of financial stability that I just didn’t have.”

– New mom Jessica Alba responds to whether she would allow her child to go into show business in the new issue of Genlux magazine
Grrr..Beat me to it, Jolie!:cmad::oldrazz:

[Jolie_Desastre]

i still love you :O

[Prison Mike]

Jessica Alba, David Beckham Heat Up Sesame Street

Well, tickle me' Elmo, but were the guest stars on Sesame Street always this hot? I just remember Mr. Hooper and all those married couples in leisure suits.

The seminal kids' show launches its 39th season on Aug. 11 with a veritable parade of hotness: Jessica Alba, David Beckham, Heidi Klum, Neil Patrick Harris, Sandra Oh, Jenny McCarthy and Dolphins defensive end (and Dancing With the Stars runner-up) Jason Taylor will attempt to help the nuggets with their reading, writing and arithmetic, but will mostly be on hand just to kick their sexual development into gear. Can you spell H-O-R-M-O-N-E-S, kids?

"The Street" will also include some "legitimate" guest stars. Will Arnett, who knows a thing or two about playing an "illusionist," will portray a new character, Max the Magician, a prestidigitator (look it up) who teaches kids math with his "tricks." Feist will appear, and will presumably sing that "1 2 3 4" song that lodged in my brain for much of last year after it appeared on an iPod commercial. NBC anchor — and SNL vet — Brian Williams will show up to teach kids about the news.

This season the show will also introduce its first Indian-American character, Leela, who will work at the Street's new Laundromat, sharing her heritage and culture through singing and dancing. Plus, a new segment will trace the adventures of a Claymation Bert and Ernie. But, oh, the hotness, my friends! — Mickey O'Connor

SOURCE: TV GUIDE

[The Apatow Crew]

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1385/2rfzswzbc8.jpg
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/675/15cm5bban0.jpg
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6383/5y4xaqgl2.jpg

“No! Hell, no! Absolutely not. The life that I had, it was for a reason. There was nothing else for me to do. There was something that I saw at a very young age, and there was a reason why I made such a bold decision early on. My kid’s going to grow up really differently, with a lot more opportunities, especially educational opportunities and a different kind of financial stability that I just didn’t have.”

– New mom Jessica Alba responds to whether she would allow her child to go into show business in the new issue of Genlux magazineNever heard of that magazine but i love the second pic.

[rollotomasi]

The Love Guru: Comedy. Starring Mike Myers and Jessica Alba. Directed by Marco Schnabel. (PG-13. 88 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/19/DDLL11BAA1.DTL

Mike Myers' new comedy, "The Love Guru," is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something.

For a disaster, look no further than "Get Smart," which is competing against "The Love Guru" in this weekend's box office sweepstakes. Myers at least knows how to make a comedy: He provides about 15 jokes before the opening credits even run. OK, so eight of them aren't funny, but seven are, and those seven are more than can be found in all of "Get Smart" - all 110 long, labored, agonizing minutes of it.

[Prison Mike]

The Love Guru: Comedy. Starring Mike Myers and Jessica Alba. Directed by Marco Schnabel. (PG-13. 88 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/06/19/DDLL11BAA1.DTL

Mike Myers' new comedy, "The Love Guru," is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something.

For a disaster, look no further than "Get Smart," which is competing against "The Love Guru" in this weekend's box office sweepstakes. Myers at least knows how to make a comedy: He provides about 15 jokes before the opening credits even run. OK, so eight of them aren't funny, but seven are, and those seven are more than can be found in all of "Get Smart" - all 110 long, labored, agonizing minutes of it.

this guys sounds like a douche

[The Apatow Crew]

this guys sounds like a doucheYeah pretty much.

I just love anyone who see'sa movie think there a film critic.

[Prison Mike]

and I don't see why he has to bash Get Smart. His job is to review Love Guru as a film, not compare it with another movie.

[The Apatow Crew]

and I don't see why he has to bash Get Smart. His job is to review Love Guru as a film, not compare it with another movie.He probably has Issues with Steve Carrel or something.

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I seriously doubt that The Love Guru is better than Get Smart.

[LostSon88]

Seems his biggest issue with Get Smart is that it is moreso an action movie with comedy sprinkled about as opposed to the other way around...

Whatever, i'm from the San Francisco/Bay Area and I can tell you that this guy is a douche most of the time...

[The Apatow Crew]

Seems his biggest issue with Get Smart is that it is moreso an action movie with comedy sprinkled about as opposed to the other way around...

Whatever, i'm from the San Francisco/Bay Area and I can tell you that this guy is a douche most of the time...lol thats good to know.

I know they said its action mixed with comedy.

what he expect a goofy comedy?

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I'm not saying that he shouldn't think that Get Smart is crap but TLG looks like a disaster. I would be shocked if it weren't one of the worse movies of the year.

I'll probably be seeing GS tomorrow BTW.

[Prison Mike]

I'm glad it's an action mixed with comedy. It's a great combination.

[Prison Mike]

I'm not saying that he shouldn't think that Get Smart is crap but TLG looks like a disaster. I would be shocked if it weren't one of the worse movies of the year.

I'll probably be seeing GS tomorrow BTW.

I don't expect Get Smart to be the greatest action comedy movie of all time but to say Love Guru is a better film is just ridiculous. lol

[omid17]

and I don't see why he has to bash Get Smart. His job is to review Love Guru as a film, not compare it with another movie.im sure he brought it up cause both movies come out the same day.

[Valerie_f4]

who has seen the love guru?

[The Apatow Crew]

So the critics are not being to good to the love guru.

Some are saying its one of the worst movies so far this year.

[Valerie_f4]

That's upsetting. I don't normally like Mike Myers comedy, but I only like Shrek. The first one and second one.

Hi, JAL!

[rollotomasi]

First photos since the baby!

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/jessica-alba-baby-6218-16.jpg

Cash with the baby!
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/jessica-alba-baby-6218-14.jpg

[Valerie_f4]

Holy let her be. Holy crow! What a beautiful day there. It has rained alot. POop!
What that JAL?

[Nightmare]

I love her gut

[Valerie_f4]

double post..

[The Apatow Crew]

Holy let her be. Holy crow! What a beautiful day there. It has rained alot. POop!
What that JAL?Okay?:huh:

[Prison Mike]

Alba better get to the gym and start doing crunches. I want that hot body back!

[I SEE SPIDEY]

^Thats all she has going for her, because child can't act worth s**t.

[The Apatow Crew]

Alba better get to the gym and start doing crunches. I want that hot body back! Idoubt that might happen. Especially after what was the love guru.

[Valerie_f4]

Okay?:huh:
I meant you avatar? Is that from a movie?

[omid17]

Heard that Love Guru did ****ty in the Box Office. Not surprised, Alba's movies are all like that

[Nightmare]

4th place, 14 million right?

[omid17]

4th place, 14 million right?looks right to me. It's sad how the Happening made more money than this, and it's a rated R movie :o

[The Apatow Crew]

looks right to me. It's sad how the Happening made more money than this, and it's a rated R movie :oWhy is it sad? Atleast people can tell a crap mike meyers movie.

Only person i feel sorry for is her.

But i don't she cares about that she got other things in her life now.

[The Apatow Crew]

I meant you avatar? Is that from a movie?Yeah it's from a upcoming horror movie called All The Boys Love Mandy Lane.

[Prison Mike]

Yeah it's from a upcoming horror movie called All The Boys Love Mandy Lane.

Why do they love her so much? She puts out? :oldrazz:

[The Apatow Crew]

Why do they love her so much? She puts out? :oldrazz:No.

It's cause shes the hot girl everyone wants but no one can have.

[Prison Mike]

It's a horror movie, I presume?

[The Apatow Crew]

It's a horror movie, I presume?Yeah it is.

It's old school horror like friday the 13th.

Plot Summary: A group of high schoolers invite Mandy Lane (Amber Heard), a good girl who became quite hot over the summer, to a weekend party on a secluded ranch. While the festivities rage on, the number of revelers begins to drop quite mysteriously.

[Prison Mike]

when is it coming out? Sounds like it could be a good movie.

[The Apatow Crew]

when is it coming out? Sounds like it could be a good movie.I don't know it was suppose to come out last year but thr weinstein borthers dropped it. It's suppose to come out this summer it says but its unknown.

It was released overseas last year.

If you have a region free dvd player you can buy it the end of july in the UK.

v7pgrAh2MIA

the trailer.

[Prison Mike]

Amber Heard is so hot

[Jolie_Desastre]

I don't know it was suppose to come out last year but thr weinstein borthers dropped it. It's suppose to come out this summer it says but its unknown.

It was released overseas last year.

If you have a region free dvd player you can buy it the end of july in the UK.

v7pgrAh2MIA

the trailer.

wow that looks pretty good

[The Apatow Crew]

wow that looks pretty goodYeah I know and yet crap like Disaster movie will get a wide release while movies like this and Midnight Meat train only get a limited release then straight to dvd.

Another good horror movie looking for release is trick r trick.
ggDNhd5FC2U

Trailer.

I guess most studio's are afriad if r rated Horror and would rather disout horrible spoofs and watered down "horrors"

[Jolie_Desastre]

Yeah I know and yet crap like Disaster movie will get a wide release while movies like this and Midnight Meat train only get a limited release then straight to dvd.

Another good horror movie looking for release is trick r trick.
ggDNhd5FC2U

Trailer.

I guess most studio's are afriad if r rated Horror and would rather disout horrible spoofs and watered down "horrors"

cause sadly they know it'll make more money....it's so sad

[The Apatow Crew]

cause sadly they know it'll make more money....it's so sadI know whatever happen to taking chances.

i mean look at the strangers no one thought it would make as much as its did.

about 50 million domestically on a 9 million budget.

thats about 4 times they're money back.

[Jolie_Desastre]

I think they are starting to see that, but they the business will always be scared to take chances no matter how many of them end up successful.

[Raiden]

cause sadly they know it'll make more money....it's so sad

Well, I thought the R-rated horror movies were making a comeback, with the Saw series, the remake of The Hills Have Eyes, Zombie's Halloween, and Hostel 1 & 2. I hope Aja's upcoming movie Mirrors will become a hit, and make the studios consider releasing more R-rated horror flicks than PG-13's.

[The Apatow Crew]

Well, I thought the R-rated horror movies were making a comeback, with the Saw series, the remake of The Hills Have Eyes, Zombie's Halloween, and Hostel 1 & 2. I hope Aja's upcoming movie Mirrors will become a hit, and make the studios consider releasing more R-rated horror flicks than PG-13's.Yeah but that's just a small portion of the people though.

Cause alot of people look down on horror as vile and filthy and the others who go see the PG-13 cause they can't get into R's are teens.

P2 was a good R rated one also. Also from Aja he co-wrote and produced it.

[The Apatow Crew]

I think they are starting to see that, but they the business will always be scared to take chances no matter how many of them end up successful.Well if they make them for reasonable budgets like the strangers they wouldn't have to worry about anything cause it would make its budget back the first weekend like they usually do.

[Valerie_f4]

I think they should stop making these soooo soooo stupid spoof movies. I watched the trailer for that movie, and it's so a bad idea.

[rollotomasi]

FHM SEXIEST WOMEN

http://www.fhm.com/site/100sexiest/topten/two.aspx

http://www.fhm.com/site/100sexiest/topten/images/2.jpg
02

Jessica
Alba


Fantastic form
A silver-medal position for the 27-year-old Californian, based purely on honeyed skin, a drum-taut body and her wilful disregard of why we’re all so desperate to see next year’s Sin City sequel.
More Jessica

100 Sexiest Hall Of Fame - 2007 (http://www.fhm.com/site/content/article.aspx?ID=39032)
100 Sexiest Winner (http://www.fhm.com/100sexiestwinner)2007

[rollotomasi]

Angie eyes up Sin City 2 role!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1334926.ece

ANGELINA JOLIE is already eyeing up her next job once she's had her twins.

The A-list beauty is considering a role in Sin City 2 - because she is intrigued with what director FRANK MILLER can come up with next.

Having developed a taste for danger as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider and sly assasin Fox in new movie Wanted, Angie is crying out for action roles.

She loved the 2004 comic book adaptation and the filmmaker is keen to have the actress on board for the sequel.

He already has a character lined up for her and is eager for her to peruse the script.

Angelina said: "I found the first Sin City impressive, but I don't know what they're going to do with the next one to make (it) as original as the first one.

"I'd be curious. I think he's a genius," she added.

Having Angie share the screen with JESSICA ALBA and BRITTANY MURPHY must be every boy's dream.

[Prison Mike]

I'm all for Sin City 2 with those 3 women in it.

[rollotomasi]

Robert Rodriguez broke with studios and went indie to collaborate with Miller on the film version of the writer's "Sin City," plus attracted an all-star cast, including Bruce Willis, Clive Owen, Jessica Alba and Elijah Wood (Frodo as a demented killer!). "Sin City 2" is due in theaters next year.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/08179/892908-42.stm

[The Apatow Crew]

That report is such a lie. It's not even in production and he's gonna make a movie called Red Sonya with his new GF Rose as the lead.

I'm gonna say it now Sin city 2 will never be made or atleast night within the next 5 years or so.

[Jolie_Desastre]

if it is true though i really hope angelina gets Ava Lord. In her film Life or Something Like It is the spitting image of Ava Lord.

[Nightmare]

im sick of angelina and her anorexic ass.

[The Apatow Crew]

im sick of angelina and her anorexic ass.lol that;'s funny but kinda mean.

[Two-Face]

im sick of angelina and her anorexic ass.

I'm sick of you...:whatever:

[Prison Mike]

she has a boney butt? How...disappointing.

[Jolie_Desastre]

She's pregnant so how is she aneroxic now?

weird... :confused:

[Prison Mike]

he probably means when she was filming for Wanted, maybe?

[omid17]

i saw the Wanted today, and it showed her entire ass, when she came out of that pool, and that ass was ****ing perfect and delicious

[Jolie_Desastre]

he probably means when she was filming for Wanted, maybe?

yeah she was pretty skinny shooting that film but honestly there was good reasoning behind it. a death in the family takes it's ****ing toll

[rollotomasi]

Oh baby! Jessica Alba shows off her fabulous post-pregnancy figure

Less than a month after giving birth, Jessica Alba has shed all her extra weight.

The Fantastic Four star appeared to have regained her figure as she spent the afternoon shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday.
Dressed casually in tracksuit bottoms and flip-flops, the actress did however seem to be having problems with her back as she stopped for a stretch.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/01/article-1030740-01CE8AA000000578-622_224x664.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/01/article-1030740-01CE8BC500000578-151_224x664.jpg

[Prison Mike]

^Now that's more like it!

[Erzengel]

She actually looks better with a little weight on her.

[Jolie_Desastre]

agreed ^ much healthier

[The Apatow Crew]

Her back is prolly hurting from thoae big ole boobies.:grin:

[The Apatow Crew]

New mom Jessica Alba, browsing at Anat B in Beverly Hills. According to a source, the actress wasn't quite ready to try on too many things. But Alba did leave with one item, a white belted jacket with a wide white belt and ruching at the sides.(people.com)

McLovin's First Hollywood Moment: Meeting Jessica Alba

Life has been pretty good to McLovin. Christopher Mintz-Plasse, who portrayed the lovable nerd in the hit comedy Superbad, has gone from total obscurity to the top of Vanity Fair's Bright Young Hollywood list in less than 12 months, and is enjoying all the perks that come with stardom. The biggest one so far? Meeting his dream girl.

"Well, I'm a Jessica Alba fan," the actor tells VF. "So the first time I met her kind of blew my mind because she was a huge fan of me. I was like, 'Really?'" Sounds to us like the ultimate revenge of the nerds!

(latina.com)

[Raiden]

If Baron Davis signs with Clippers, we'll probably see Alba and her hubby Cash at the Clip games more often, since Cash is an old friend of Baron.

[The Apatow Crew]

If Baron Davis signs with Clippers, we'll probably see Alba and her hubby Cash at the Clip games more often, since Cash is an old friend of Baron.I thought he was already with them?

[Two-Face]

i saw the Wanted today, and it showed her entire ass, when she came out of that pool, and that ass was ****ing perfect and delicious

I know, mouth watering.... :heart:


yeah she was pretty skinny shooting that film but honestly there was good reasoning behind it. a death in the family takes it's ****ing toll



It happens to everybody, even to a celeb...

[The Apatow Crew]

I know, mouth watering.... :heart:






It happens to everybody, even to a celeb...Keep it in your pants and another thread.:hehe:

[Prison Mike]

Keep it in your pants and another thread.:hehe:

How about we talk about Jessica's ass? It's sweet.

[The Apatow Crew]

How about we talk about Jessica's ass? It's sweet.Okay, if you wish continue.

[Prison Mike]

Okay, if you wish continue.

that's all I've got. I'm not really into the ass anyway. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

that's all I've got. I'm not really into the ass anyway. lolWell shes got some pretty big targets now.:hehe:

[Lex Luthor]

i saw the Wanted today, and it showed her entire ass, when she came out of that pool, and that ass was ****ing perfect and delicious

I know, mouth watering.... :heart:

Amen. and Amen.

And Alba's looking good in those recent post-pregnancy pics. :D

[Prison Mike]

Well shes got some pretty big targets now.:hehe:

yes, her "targets" look great. :woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

yes, her "targets" look great. :woot:lol oh.....

that lucky dawg.

[Two-Face]

Keep it in your pants and another thread.:hehe:

Sorry boss....

[The Apatow Crew]

Sorry boss....Get back in that hole boy!

*whips*

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba wanted as Barbarella (http://theblemish.com/2008/07/jessica-alba-wanted-as-barbarella/)

Robert Rodriguez, director of Grindhouse, Sin City and From Dusk Till Dawn, was married to and had five kids with Elizabeth Avellan. During the filming of Grindhouse in 2006, he met Rose McGowan and began an affair. Elizabeth eventually found out and Robert had to stop production for a month to recover.
Rodriguez and McGowan made their first public appearance at Cannes. He later began pushing studios to cast her as the lead in at least three of his next movies, a remake of Barbarella, Red Sonja and Woman in Chains. They were even rumored to be engaged last year. Life was looking up for Rose, until today.
Page Six (http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022008/gossip/pagesix/hwood_split_good_for_jessica_118089.htm) reports that the two have broken up and Rose is no longer being considered as the lead for any of those movies. Especially the $70 million Barbarella remake. The studio, once worried that Rose McGowan didn’t have enough box-office drawing power, are now considering Jessica Alba for the titular character.
Although it’s hard to see Jessica Alba as any kind of feminine hero even in a campy 60’s remake, this is probably the best decision Hollywood has ever made because as Wikipedia says: Barbarella is a 1968 erotic sci-fi film (http://theblemish.com/2008/07/jessica-alba-wanted-as-barbarella/#). Also, this (I’ve highlighted the important parts),
Barbarella is famous for a sequence in which the title character, played by Jane Fonda, undresses in zero gravity during the opening credits.
The whole film is played in a tongue-in-cheek manner—especially when it comes to the frequent (but non-explicit) sex scenes. The most controversial of those scenes involves Barbarella being “tortured” by use of a machine that gives sexual pleasure in doses that can be lethal.

[omid17]

If Baron Davis signs with Clippers, we'll probably see Alba and her hubby Cash at the Clip games more often, since Cash is an old friend of Baron.that would be sweet

Her back is prolly hurting from thoae big ole boobies.:grin:i wonder if she breast feeds Cash too? :hehe:

[Prison Mike]

Jessica Alba wanted as Barbarella (http://theblemish.com/2008/07/jessica-alba-wanted-as-barbarella/)

Robert Rodriguez, director of Grindhouse, Sin City and From Dusk Till Dawn, was married to and had five kids with Elizabeth Avellan. During the filming of Grindhouse in 2006, he met Rose McGowan and began an affair. Elizabeth eventually found out and Robert had to stop production for a month to recover.
Rodriguez and McGowan made their first public appearance at Cannes. He later began pushing studios to cast her as the lead in at least three of his next movies, a remake of Barbarella, Red Sonja and Woman in Chains. They were even rumored to be engaged last year. Life was looking up for Rose, until today.
Page Six (http://www.nypost.com/seven/07022008/gossip/pagesix/hwood_split_good_for_jessica_118089.htm) reports that the two have broken up and Rose is no longer being considered as the lead for any of those movies. Especially the $70 million Barbarella remake. The studio, once worried that Rose McGowan didn’t have enough box-office drawing power, are now considering Jessica Alba for the titular character.

Although it’s hard to see Jessica Alba as any kind of feminine hero even in a campy 60’s remake, this is probably the best decision Hollywood has ever made because as Wikipedia says: Barbarella is a 1968 erotic sci-fi film (http://theblemish.com/2008/07/jessica-alba-wanted-as-barbarella/#). Also, this (I’ve highlighted the important parts),Barbarella is famous for a sequence in which the title character, played by Jane Fonda, undresses in zero gravity during the opening credits.

The whole film is played in a tongue-in-cheek manner—especially when it comes to the frequent (but non-explicit) sex scenes. The most controversial of those scenes involves Barbarella being “tortured” by use of a machine that gives sexual pleasure in doses that can be lethal.


I hope she takes the role

[The Apatow Crew]

I hope she takes the roleWho knows maybe with the recent disapointment in the love guru.


i wonder if she breast feeds Cash too? :hehe:Prolly.:o

[Prison Mike]

well that would explain his milk-stache he always has. lol

[The Apatow Crew]

well that would explain his milk-stache he always has. lolGot milk he's saying.

And as for that on movie if its as sexually as the original she'll next do it especially now after having a kid but hey who knows.

[omid17]

I hope she takes the roleyea, but i doubt it

[Visionary]

She really needs another role built around her being a piece of Hollywood ass...let's just hope this Barbarella is a mute. Well, maybe not during the 'Orgasm Machine' scene. :hehe:

[Prison Mike]

She really needs another role built around her being a piece of Hollywood ass...let's just hope this Barbarella is a mute. Well, maybe not during the 'Orgasm Machine' scene. :hehe:

I think I need to see the original now. :hehe:

[YoungE808]

Yea I doubt that she would accept that role but hey who knows right?

[The Apatow Crew]

But if she's desperate for the movie and a hit after the dud that was love guru.

[omid17]

i think she should

[The Apatow Crew]

i think she shouldYou just wanna hear her moan and wear sexy costumes huh? good idea.

[Prison Mike]

You just wanna hear her moan and wear sexy costumes huh? good idea.

yes, good idea. :woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

yes, good idea. :woot:Kudos to ever thought of it.

[Nightmare]

Poor Rose Mcgowan. :(

[omid17]

That role fits for Alba, she should stop playing those serious roles, because MOST people go see Alba movies cause she's super hot, only good movie i saw her in was Awake

[The Apatow Crew]

Poor Rose Mcgowan. :(Why poor her? This is what happens when you try you sleep your way to the top. Especially with a married man none the less.

[Prison Mike]

Poor Rose Mcgowan. :(

so basically she was a home wrecker and got some good roles and then when they broke up, this role went away for her. Sucks to be Rose.

[omid17]

Why poor her? This is what happens when you try you sleep your way to the top. Especially with a married man none the less.whoever dates Manson, is ****ing crazy

[The Apatow Crew]

so basically she was a home wrecker and got some good roles and then when they broke up, this role went away for her. Sucks to be Rose.When you ruin someones marriage this is what you deserve. I'm sure if there was a diff actress in grindhouse it might have done better then less then 30 million domestically.

[Nightmare]

I was more disappoited in rodriguez when i heard about that.

[Prison Mike]

I honestly did not know she was "the other woman" until you posted that article a couple days ago. I thought she got roles based on her own acting merit. I guess I was wrong.

[Prison Mike]

I was more disappoited in rodriguez when i heard about that.

yeah Rodriguez is a douche for all of this.

[omid17]

Cash and Alba shopping on 4th of July

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/jessica-alba-bloom-748-2.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/jessica-alba-bloom-748-4.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

I honestly did not know she was "the other woman" until you posted that article a couple days ago. I thought she got roles based on her own acting merit. I guess I was wrong.I don't knoew if that's what happen that's just what i'm thinking. Could not be true.

[omid17]

where the hell is the new born baby at in those pics?

[The Apatow Crew]

where the hell is the new born baby at in those pics?With her parents or sitter.

and that 2nd pic says a thousand words about him.

He's like "Oh s**t what did i get myself into now?"

[omid17]

***** ass Warren

[The Apatow Crew]

The picture of perfection. That couple is now,:yay:

[omid17]

The picture of perfection. That couple is now,:yay:true, but will it last?

[The Apatow Crew]

true, but will it last?From the looks of it. I say it will.


That is if he can keep it in his pants.:grin:

[omid17]

lol

[The Apatow Crew]

lolI'm just stating the truth.

But who knows. All the luck to them.

[omid17]

:up:

[The Apatow Crew]

:up:Yeah.

Hopefully the career is on the ups also.

[omid17]

JAL did you see Hancock? i saw on oppening day and that **** sucked

[Nightmare]

:lmao:

[omid17]

:lmao:have you seen it? **** i wished i watched Wall-E instead

[Nightmare]

lol no i havent and i wont.

[omid17]

lol no i havent and i wont.good man

[The Apatow Crew]

JAL did you see Hancock? i saw on oppening day and that **** suckedYeah, I liked it. Idon't know why everyone hates it. I think it was better then Wanted.

[Nightmare]

I heard Wanted was awesome.

[omid17]

I heard Wanted was awesome.it's ok, but the ending just killed it for me

[Two-Face]

Yeah, I liked it. Idon't know why everyone hates it. I think it was better then Wanted.

No it wasn't.

[Drizzle]

Yeah, I liked it. Idon't know why everyone hates it. I think it was better then Wanted.
I liked "Hancock" too, but it was nowhere near as good as "Wanted" was.

[omid17]

No it wasn't.agreed

[Prison Mike]

JAL did you see Hancock? i saw on oppening day and that **** sucked

what you want, a cookie?

[omid17]

what you want, a cookie?:huh:

[Prison Mike]

it was a quote from the movie. I thought it was funny. :csad:

[omid17]

it was a quote from the movie. I thought it was funny. :csad:lol, i just like the song they used when Hancock was at his own place, it called Water from the same Source, they also used that song for the KG/LBJ split screen NBA Playoff commercial

[The Apatow Crew]

Please, everyone le's get back onto the topic.

[The Apatow Crew]

Jessica Alba: School bullies made my life hell

Fantastic Four actress says girl gangs forced her to toughen up.

Jessica Alba has spoken out about the school tyrants who targeted her as a child. 'I was getting beaten up every day by different gangs of girls. At one point I had to be escorted to my classes,' she says. The 27-year-old says the harassment escalated after she began her acting career. 'When I went back to school after making my first film Camp Nowhere, suddenly my friends weren’t my friends any more,' she tells S Magazine. 'They started calling me names and saying I was after their boyfriends.' But she was determined not to let the bullies hold her back. 'Looking back, I do think it made me tougher,' she says.

(nowmagazine.co.uk)

Alba: Men loved me as a blonde

Jessica Alba was left in no doubt that gentlemen prefer blondes after she bleached her hair for a film role – and received more male attention than ever before.

The sexy actress ditched her natural brunette locks for a peroxide barnet to star in 2005 flick Sin City, and was taken aback by the number of salivating blokes who approached her in bars. Jessica – who gave birth to her first child, HONOR, last month – was particularly unnerved by the age of some of her randy admirers. She told Cosmopolitan magazine: “When I went blonde for Sin City three years ago, I swear I’ve never had more male attention. I’d go to a bar and all these Arab Princes and much older men would want to buy me a drink – I’m talking guys in their 80s!”

The screen beauty has also admitted she lost all confidence in her sex appeal when she was expecting her tot with hubby Cash Warren. She added: “I never felt less sexy when I was pregnant! I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world and my cravings weren't bad – I craved citrus fruits, like lemons, oranges and grapefruits.”

(thesun.co.uk)

Those dirty old men.:o:grin:

[Prison Mike]

Arab Princes? What bar did she go to? lol

[Two-Face]

Jessica Alba: School bullies made my life hell





Those dirty old men.:o:grin:



Don't believe The Sun, only thing they have good is Page 3.

[The Apatow Crew]

Arab Princes? What bar did she go to? lolI'm guessing in Ny and La?

[omid17]

If she went to school in Pomona, than damn i feel her pain

[The Apatow Crew]

If she went to school in Pomona, than damn i feel her painYeah, she did before she really got into acting and such.

[omid17]

Yeah, she did before she really got into acting and such.school is scary, man, crazy ass mexicans go there, you can't even mess with the chicks there. Poor Alba :csad: but hey look at where she's at today :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

school is scary, man, crazy ass mexicans go there, you can't even mess with the chicks there. Poor Alba :csad: but hey look at where she's at today :up:Yeah, i know it is.


From the 7th at a place called Crustacean Restaurant.
http://www.tv-community.de/alba-at-crustacean-restaurant-jul-07-2008-t3247.html

[Omega Wizard]

Her boobies got bigger :up:
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/jessica-albas-boobs-are-huuuuuge-003785

[Prison Mike]

Her boobies got bigger :up:
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-alba/jessica-albas-boobs-are-huuuuuge-003785

gotta love pregnancy.

[Erzengel]

Filled with milk, but if that's what you guys are into. I'm not a judger. Okay I am. I'm judging. :csad:

[Prison Mike]

milk is good for your body. It builds the bones.

Even Batman and Superman like milk.

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/6163/batmanbeginsgothgotmilkhh4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4159/thumbsupermanreturnsxw2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[rollotomasi]

http://i36.tinypic.com/11lhsvb.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/335f6kx.jpg

Jessica Alba Signs Baby Magazine Deal
Little Honor Marie is worth $1.5 million...

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/43809/jessica-alba-signs-baby-magazine-deal

Friday 11th Jul 2008

Following the baby photo selling trend, Jessica Alba is set to show off her daughter Honor Marie for the generous sum of $1.5 million (£750,000).

The Fantastic Four actress gave birth to her first child last month, and a few weeks prior to that married her baby daddy Cash Warren.

And now the 27-year old has signed a deal with OK! Magazine for exclusive rights to the first pictures of little Honor. As part of the deal Alba will also have to take part in a second photoshoot later this year.

According to TMZ, the first pictures have already been snapped, and Honor has been described as “adorable” and “so cute”.

[Prison Mike]

WOW, the baby is worth $1.5 million?! Damn.

[Erzengel]

So I guess not donating it. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

WOW, the baby is worth $1.5 million?! Damn.Yeah. That's not much really.


And key word here is caved. I guess she needed the money after the love guro bombed.

[Prison Mike]

Yeah. That's not much really.


And key word here is caved. I guess she needed the money after the love guro bombed.

I'm sure it's not like she's broke after Love Guru. So other babies are worth more? My parents should have done this when I was a baby. But they aren't famous. :csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm sure it's not like she's broke after Love Guru. So other babies are worth more? My parents should have done this when I was a baby. But they aren't famous. :csad:I hear pics of Jolie's twins are going for 16 million right now and the pice is just gonna rise.:o

[Erzengel]

Well Alba is not as popular, as Jolie and well Warren is no Pitt either.

[Erzengel]

Edit: Double Post

[The Apatow Crew]

Well Alba is not as popular, as Jolie and well Warren is no Pitt either.Well atleast you got that part right.:hehe:


But still 16 million?! Those kids better be the freaking messiahs for that price!