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The Apatow Crew
08-18-2008, 10:51 PM
I Already Met Dave, Now I Aint Meeting Bill, What's The Name Of The Movie?if your talking about the avvy and where its from. Its called Meet Bill. It stars Aaron Eckhart.

nolan's roll'n
08-19-2008, 09:07 AM
Nice gif man! Thanks. :yay:

Hunter Rider
08-19-2008, 12:28 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/167713d.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/2mglgty.jpg

The Apatow Crew
08-19-2008, 12:30 PM
gulp? that's a weird magazine title.

nolan's roll'n
08-19-2008, 12:30 PM
^Whoa! Look at her roses! :wow: I'd like to smell them.

nolan's roll'n
08-19-2008, 12:31 PM
I know I don't like Iraq but I like your(Alba) rack.

The Apatow Crew
08-19-2008, 12:32 PM
^Whoa! Look at her roses! :wow: I'd like to smell them.Okay, never heard that line before.

Erzengel
08-19-2008, 12:34 PM
gulp? that's a weird magazine title.
Well it's "Glup" not "Gulp", and it's in Spanish. :huh:

The Apatow Crew
08-19-2008, 12:36 PM
Well it's "Glup" not "Gulp", and it's in Spanish. :huh:Either way its a weird sound mag.:yay:

Kahoot
08-19-2008, 12:44 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/9tms6q.jpg
What's going on there? Is she trying to sell a new phone or something?

The Apatow Crew
08-19-2008, 12:45 PM
What's going on there? Is she trying to sell a new phone or something?I don't know maybe.

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 12:25 PM
Alba with Honor in Brentwood - Aug 16, 2008 (http://www.tv-community.de/alba-with-honor-in-brentwood-aug-16-2008-t3283.html)

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 12:26 PM
Jessica Alba Mouths Off

Add Jessica Alba to the list of celebs urging young people to vote this election season.

The starlet will appear in Declare Yourself's new "Only You Can Silence Yourself" PSA campaign, in which celebs and real people are shown crying and with their mouths forced shut.

In 2004, the campaign was launched with a photo of Christina Aguilera in which her lips appeared tied together with leather string, while screws and bolts were used on Mean Girls actor Jonathan Bennett.

"Only you can silence yourself," reads the tagline for the campaign. "Make them hear you. Register to vote now."

Alba was photographed on Friday in Los Angeles by celebrity lenser Mark Liddell. It is still being decided how her mouth will be manipulated shut for the campaign, according to a rep for Declare Yourself.

Alba's ads will appear in magazines in the fall.

(eonline.com)

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 12:29 PM
Alba with Honor in Brentwood - Aug 16, 2008 (http://www.tv-community.de/alba-with-honor-in-brentwood-aug-16-2008-t3283.html)

DAMN! She looks good in that shirt. Her cleavage looks great!

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 12:31 PM
Jessica Alba Mouths Off

I can think of a few ways how her mouth can be shut. :cwink:

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 12:36 PM
I can think of a few ways how her mouth can be shut. :cwink:thats so wrong, yet so funny.

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 12:38 PM
she is looking great. pregnancy does wonders for her!

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 12:52 PM
she is looking great. pregnancy does wonders for her!Motor boaing time!

*makes motorboating noise*

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 01:17 PM
gotta love the motor boating!

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 01:21 PM
gotta love the motor boating!Like the thing dale denton does in PE. and he makes that noise. bla,bla,bla. :o

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 02:10 PM
Like the thing dale denton does in PE. and he makes that noise. bla,bla,bla. :o

he did motor boating? I don't remember. :o

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 02:18 PM
he did motor boating? I don't remember. :oor he did that one noise. he was like i went and saw ,my GF and saul goes what you sucked on her T***ies? and he went know i just kissed but wanted to make it sound cool.

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 02:19 PM
or he did that one noise. he was like i went and saw ,my GF and saul goes what you sucked on her T***ies? and he went know i just kissed but wanted to make it sound cool.

okay now I remember. I get confused sometimes between Dale Denton from Pineapple Express and Dale Doback from Step Brothers. lol

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 02:27 PM
okay now I remember. I get confused sometimes between Dale Denton from Pineapple Express and Dale Doback from Step Brothers. lollol, it's okay there kinda easy to mix up.

Prison Mike
08-20-2008, 02:33 PM
lol, it's okay there kinda easy to mix up.

I just have to remember that one loves weed while the other acts like a 9 year old. lol

The Apatow Crew
08-20-2008, 02:39 PM
I just have to remember that one loves weed while the other acts like a 9 year old. lolwhich in some cases is the same person sometimes.

The Apatow Crew
08-23-2008, 02:50 PM
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/4978/cosmopolitanukaugust200ty4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7356/cosmopolitanukaugust200sj5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kahoot
08-23-2008, 02:55 PM
Didn't you post a Spanish mag last week with the same cover pic?

The Apatow Crew
08-23-2008, 03:02 PM
Didn't you post a Spanish mag last week with the same cover pic? Idon't think so. Maybe it was Hunter.

Jolie_Desastre
08-24-2008, 12:17 PM
Anybody see these? from 2003

http://celebrity-candids.blogspot.com/2000/08/jessica-alba-stewart-shining-photoshoot.html

The Apatow Crew
08-24-2008, 12:22 PM
Yep, I seen them but they are gorgous though.

Valerie_f4
08-24-2008, 03:58 PM
hehe. They are good, what cosmo is it for?

The Apatow Crew
08-24-2008, 04:08 PM
hehe. They are good, what cosmo is it for?I don't know maybe.

rollotomasi
08-29-2008, 11:55 AM
http://ap.google.com/media/ALeqM5gLSDaCkpwZnP7lY1SuTwPVTzxA3g?size=m
Singer Fergie, right, and Jessica Alba attend the final session of the Democratic National Convention at Invesco Field in Denver, Thursday, Aug. 28, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

The Apatow Crew
08-29-2008, 12:45 PM
Yeah, all kinds of celebs are in Denver for that convention.

Prison Mike
08-29-2008, 02:43 PM
are they friends?

rollotomasi
09-02-2008, 11:02 AM
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/jessica-alba-house-918-12.jpg

Sporting a white scoopneck top along with a grey and pink scarf, retro-look jeans, and a pair of Converse All-Stars, Alba tried to avoid the paparazzi as she made her way from her home to the car.

While most people may think that multi-millionaire actress is on top of her game, she’s all about continually improving her acting skills.And yesterday (September 1), the “Good Luck Chuck” babe spent her Labor Day holiday at a two hour acting lesson in Los Angeles, California.

Perhaps she was gearing up for her upcoming roll on Sin City 2. Due out in 2010, Jessica will reprise her part as Nancy Callahan, starring alongside Rosario Dawson, and Clive Owen.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/jessica-alba-honing-her-acting-skills-207415/

rollotomasi
09-02-2008, 11:57 AM
New Developers Head To 'Sin City' Game (http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/688679/New_Developers_Head_To_Sin_City_Game.html)

Posted by John Manalang - Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:02 AM

http://cache.g4tv.com/images/blog/2008/08/27/633554225622111402.jpg
Red Mile Entertainment's video game adaptation of the noir film, Sin City, will be getting another set of developers to prepare its Christmas 2009 release.

Formerly in development with Transmission Games, Gamespot reports that Red Mile Entertainment changed the title's developers "quite a long time ago...to an as-yet-unannounced development house". A rep from Red Mile said to Gamespot that the former Sin City video game developers will just be focused on the flight combat simulation title, Heroes Over Europe, due out sometime next year for the Xbox 360, PS3, PSP, Nintendo Wii and PC platforms.


Sin City will be utilizing Epic Games's Unreal Engine 3 for its visual appeal. Meanwhile, the sequel to the original film, Sin City 2, is scheduled to be released sometime in 2010, bearing the same director and cast. You may now commence your Jessica Alba aspirations.

Sin City, published by Red Mile Entertainment, will be available for the Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii and Playstation 3.

The Geek Vault
09-02-2008, 12:16 PM
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/jessica-alba-house-918-12.jpg

Sporting a white scoopneck top along with a grey and pink scarf, retro-look jeans, and a pair of Converse All-Stars, Alba tried to avoid the paparazzi as she made her way from her home to the car.

While most people may think that multi-millionaire actress is on top of her game, she’s all about continually improving her acting skills.And yesterday (September 1), the “Good Luck Chuck” babe spent her Labor Day holiday at a two hour acting lesson in Los Angeles, California.

Perhaps she was gearing up for her upcoming roll on Sin City 2. Due out in 2010, Jessica will reprise her part as Nancy Callahan, starring alongside Rosario Dawson, and Clive Owen.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/jessica-alba-honing-her-acting-skills-207415/
is that a cig. in her hand? what is that?

Prison Mike
09-02-2008, 12:17 PM
car keys

The Apatow Crew
09-02-2008, 12:30 PM
car keysYeah, thats what they are.

p4poetic
09-04-2008, 08:16 PM
Teenage boy's obsession with this chick amazes me :D As a girl I think she's pretty but...okay, she's not that interesting besides that.

Nightmare
09-04-2008, 08:17 PM
her boobs look bigger in that pic with her keys.

The Apatow Crew
09-04-2008, 08:18 PM
Teenage? I'm the same age as her. me being a few months older.

Nightmare
09-04-2008, 08:18 PM
Really TAC? i always thought you were like 15 or 16.

The Apatow Crew
09-04-2008, 08:23 PM
Really TAC? i always thought you were like 15 or 16.:dry:


Do i really act like one?

in my profile it says Feb 03, 1981.

Nightmare
09-04-2008, 08:24 PM
Holy *****. Yeah you do.

You're older then me!

The Apatow Crew
09-04-2008, 08:28 PM
Holy *****. Yeah you do.

You're older then me!Yes I am a old man. :o:hehe::grin:

sto_vo_kor_2000
09-05-2008, 03:30 AM
Yes I am a old man. :o:hehe::grin:

And I'm older then both of you at 37 and I'm fully aware that I'm obsessed with Alba.

Altho I dont post on this thread all that much.

p4poetic
09-05-2008, 03:38 AM
I wasn't necessarily talking about you guys, but yeah. Teenage boys <3 Alba.

I prefer the way she looks with black hair. Stunning. Now she looks boring.

her boobs look bigger in that pic with her keys.

She just had a child :yay:

Nightmare
09-05-2008, 03:59 AM
And I'm older then both of you at 37 and I'm fully aware that I'm obsessed with Alba.

Altho I dont post on this thread all that much.

Mother of god. :wow:

The Apatow Crew
09-05-2008, 12:21 PM
And I'm older then both of you at 37 and I'm fully aware that I'm obsessed with Alba.

Altho I dont post on this thread all that much.Wow, talk about dirty old men.:o:grin::hehe:

jaymes_e06
09-05-2008, 02:07 PM
:dry:


Do i really act like one?

in my profile it says Feb 03, 1981.
We were born the same month I'm Feburary 12,1989

Prison Mike
09-05-2008, 02:46 PM
and I'm November 20, 1985...lol

Valerie_f4
09-05-2008, 10:39 PM
A woman never reveals her age. LOL

sto_vo_kor_2000
09-05-2008, 11:11 PM
Wow, talk about dirty old men.:o:grin::hehe:

She's totaly worth being called that:applaud

The Apatow Crew
09-06-2008, 12:47 AM
She's totaly worth being called that:applaudPerhaps to do some motor boating on those puppies.:shock:yay:

rollotomasi
09-10-2008, 08:18 AM
Jessica Alba to star in 'Invisible Sign'
Tuesday, September 9 2008, 10:16 BST

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a129855/jessica-alba-to-star-in-invisible-sign.html


Jessica Alba has replaced America Ferrera as the star of new drama An Invisible Sign Of My Own.

The actress will play an obsessive-compulsive maths teacher in the film, based on the novel by Aimee Bender, reports Variety.

Her character finds order in numbers and attempts to communicate her passion to a seven-year-old girl in her class.

rollotomasi
09-10-2008, 08:30 AM
Alba's amazing transformation


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1670633.ece

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00577/Jessica-Alba_280_577653a.jpg
From hip to hot ... Jess by day and night

JESSICA ALBA transformed herself from a casually-dressed yummy mummy to a Hollywood hottie at the flick of a switch yesterday.

The sexy actress took her daughter HONOR – born in June – out for a stroll in New York in the afternoon, looking understated but gorgeous in a stripy top and scarf.


Come night time, when her little girl was cosily tucked up in bed, Jess ditched the low-key attire for a stunning dress and a facial makeover before venturing out to a Fashion Week event in the Big Apple.

The Fantastic Four star was joined catwalk-side by fellow Tinseltown totty CLAIRE DANES and JULIANNA MARGULIES.

Kelly
09-10-2008, 11:22 AM
Jessica Alba to star in 'Invisible Sign'
Tuesday, September 9 2008, 10:16 BST

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a129855/jessica-alba-to-star-in-invisible-sign.html


Jessica Alba has replaced America Ferrera as the star of new drama An Invisible Sign Of My Own.

The actress will play an obsessive-compulsive maths teacher in the film, based on the novel by Aimee Bender, reports Variety.

Her character finds order in numbers and attempts to communicate her passion to a seven-year-old girl in her class.


Sounds like a cool movie, and appropriate since a poll she was in showed her as the #1 substitute teacher, the kiddos wanted to have.....:cwink:

Valerie_f4
09-10-2008, 02:36 PM
A teacher who does her Math. LOL.
It sounds like a story a know. Hmm.
Wasn't that just a poll about the substitute teacher thing?

The Apatow Crew
09-11-2008, 02:12 PM
Jessica Alba's 'Shocking' Ad for Declare Yourself

http://i36.tinypic.com/zwgwg7.jpg

Jessica Alba, who appears in a in new bondage-inspired campaign for the voter group Declare Yourself, isn't afraid to employ a little shock value for a cause she believes in.

"I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically," says Alba. "People respond to things that are shocking."

The dramatic image "really resonates" with the issue of voting, according to the 27-year-old star. "If you don't register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself."

Of taking the photos, shot by photographer Marc Liddel, Alba says, "It didn't freak me out at all. What I like about Marc's work is that he tells a story and brings real emotion to his pictures."

On a lighter note, Alba also has plenty to say about her 3-month-old baby Honor. "So far [motherhood] is the best thing ever," she says. "It is exhausting but way more fulfilling than anything I have done. Everything I do now is so much more meaningful because of her."

(people.com)

"We sign up for MySpace pages and Facebook pages, and download music off the Internet," Alba said. "The least people can do is register to vote online, actually making a difference in their world, not just make their lives a little bit cooler."



Other pics from the campain. I don't know how they got these from my collection of personal photo's.:woot:

http://i33.tinypic.com/eitjjb.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2l93060.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/fz2qgn.jpg

rollotomasi
09-15-2008, 08:35 AM
The perfect 'tooth fairy' revealed
15th Sep 2008

http://www.dentistry.co.uk/news/news_detail.php?id=1473

A survey reveals that Brad Pitt and Jessica Alba are the ideal tooth fairies.

The poll – commissioned for Colgate Oral Health Month ¬– claims that more than a third of the men surveyed voted Jessica Alba as their dream tooth fairy, followed closely by Angelina Jolie, Gisele Bundchen, Eve Mendez and Scarlett Johannson.

Predictably, the surveyed women voted Brad Pitt top to leave money under their pillow.

Will Smith, Tom Cruise and Denzel Washington followed close behind – with Justin Timberlake the least popular.

rollotomasi
09-15-2008, 08:35 AM
Jessica Alba has appeared in a raunchy bondage-themed advertising campaign in an attempt to encourage young people to vote.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4690338a5620.html

The Sin City actress stars in the dramatic photographic campaign for voter group Declare Yourself - which encourages young people to register to vote in the upcoming US Presidential election - and is seen topless, with black tape across her mouth and chest and heavy eye make-up.

The pictures include the tag 'Only You Can Silence Yourself', and Jessica, 27, claims they "really resonate" with the issue of voter registration.

Prison Mike
09-15-2008, 10:11 AM
the ad will only make young horny men hornier.

Valerie_f4
09-15-2008, 06:00 PM
Whoa, I didn't think want to hear that, but thanks for you input. LOL

The Apatow Crew
09-15-2008, 06:03 PM
the ad will only make young horny men hornier.Nothing says being a good mom like being tied up.:o:yay:

Hunter Rider
09-15-2008, 07:02 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2h6hcma.jpg

Hunter Rider
09-17-2008, 05:56 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2ibycrb.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qao4rr.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/j75mk3.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/4vsq2w.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/fva5bn.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/23sdor8.jpg

Jolie_Desastre
09-17-2008, 06:07 PM
She looks so much healthier now.

*waits for the boob comments*

Valerie_f4
09-17-2008, 10:00 PM
I don't wanna hear those comments JD.

rollotomasi
09-18-2008, 08:52 AM
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/jessica-alba-out-9168-8.jpg

According to a recent report, Alba has joined the likes of Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens in designing a t-shirt to help benefit charity as part of the “Spread the Love” campaign.

Jessica’s t-shirts, sold for $50 through 2 Love, will raise money for the StepUp Women’s Network. She told press, “I had a blast being creative and designing this tee shirt, and I know whenever I see these tees on women, I’ll be reminded to ‘Spread the Love’!”

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/jessica-alba-ready-to-spread-the-love-207763/

Prison Mike
09-18-2008, 08:55 AM
She looks so much healthier now.

*waits for the boob comments*

I don't wanna hear those comments JD.

her milk balloons look great.

jaymes_e06
09-18-2008, 09:22 AM
She looks so much healthier now.

*waits for the boob comments*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSS!:oldrazz:

The Apatow Crew
09-18-2008, 09:27 AM
She git some boobies on her! :o:woot:

jed.exodus.89
09-18-2008, 09:40 AM
jessica alba is one sexy mother licka!

Kahoot
09-18-2008, 01:31 PM
Pi page, 3.14 is Pi after all...

Prison Mike
09-18-2008, 03:49 PM
Pi page, 3.14 is Pi after all...

Math Nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oldrazz:

Kahoot
09-18-2008, 03:52 PM
I just like Pi...

Valerie_f4
09-18-2008, 11:25 PM
her milk balloons look great.
You are a pooper! LOL

nolan's roll'n
09-19-2008, 07:39 PM
I just like Pi...
And I just like Jessica Alba.

Crook
09-19-2008, 07:47 PM
Man, what is this world coming to? After seeing Alba actually grow out a body, and this gem:

http://images.imagup.com/04/1215986176_7070562101744.gif

..I'm actually growing fond of her. :(

nolan's roll'n
09-19-2008, 07:49 PM
Man, what is this world coming to? After seeing Alba actually grow out a body, and this gem:

http://images.imagup.com/04/1215986176_7070562101744.gif

..I'm actually growing fond of her. :(


Agreed, I would do anything for her.

Jolie_Desastre
09-19-2008, 08:10 PM
Man, what is this world coming to? After seeing Alba actually grow out a body, and this gem:

http://images.imagup.com/04/1215986176_7070562101744.gif

..I'm actually growing fond of her. :(

Love the new figure, she looks so much healthier too.

Nightmare
09-19-2008, 08:19 PM
What movie is that from?

The Apatow Crew
09-19-2008, 08:54 PM
What movie is that from?Meet Bill.

The Apatow Crew
09-19-2008, 08:55 PM
Man, what is this world coming to? After seeing Alba actually grow out a body, and this gem:

http://images.imagup.com/04/1215986176_7070562101744.gif

..I'm actually growing fond of her. :(lol that's funny.:o:grin::hehe:

rollotomasi
09-20-2008, 03:36 PM
Frank Miller Gives Update on 'Sin City 2'

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00018468.html

While Frank Miller was in Rome to introduce Will Eisner's comic strip adaptation "The Spirit", he got the chance to speak out a little bit about his other project "Sin City 2". Though refusing to spoil any details on the "Sin City" sequel, he revealed to BadTaste.it that the project is close to be started.

In a Q&A session, he said, "I cant' talk about my projects, because I don't believe a movie is real until I see the title on the screen. There are many things that can go wrong." He then added, "But I can tell you that I'm very close to begin Sin City 2 with Robert Rodriguez. We have to arrange a few things and we'll be back in action."

The second film adapted from Miller's graphic novel of the same title, "Sin City 2", reportedly will based on the second Sin City story entitled "A Dame to Kill For". It offers the early story of Dwight McCarthy when Ava Lord, his former lover, returns to his life with a dark intention forcing him to face all sorts of problems. In the first movie, McCarthy character was depicted by Clive Owen who will return to reprise the role.

Beside Owen, other stars coming back include Jessica Alba, Brittany Murphy, Mickey Rourke, Michael Clarke Duncan and Rosario Dawson. The sequel co-directed, co-produced and co-written by Miller and Rodriguez is expected to be finished for 2010 release.

Jolie_Desastre
09-20-2008, 03:46 PM
****ing Finally!

The Apatow Crew
09-20-2008, 05:43 PM
****ing Finally!Yeah, It only took so many years. and prolly another year or so.

Prison Mike
09-20-2008, 05:47 PM
Alba in that stripper role = YAY!!!!

jaymes_e06
09-20-2008, 06:58 PM
Great to hear!

And that licking off the finger....mmmmm..

Crook
09-20-2008, 07:18 PM
Frank Miller Gives Update on 'Sin City 2'

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00018468.html

While Frank Miller was in Rome to introduce Will Eisner's comic strip adaptation "The Spirit", he got the chance to speak out a little bit about his other project "Sin City 2". Though refusing to spoil any details on the "Sin City" sequel, he revealed to BadTaste.it that the project is close to be started.

In a Q&A session, he said, "I cant' talk about my projects, because I don't believe a movie is real until I see the title on the screen. There are many things that can go wrong." He then added, "But I can tell you that I'm very close to begin Sin City 2 with Robert Rodriguez. We have to arrange a few things and we'll be back in action."

The second film adapted from Miller's graphic novel of the same title, "Sin City 2", reportedly will based on the second Sin City story entitled "A Dame to Kill For". It offers the early story of Dwight McCarthy when Ava Lord, his former lover, returns to his life with a dark intention forcing him to face all sorts of problems. In the first movie, McCarthy character was depicted by Clive Owen who will return to reprise the role.

Beside Owen, other stars coming back include Jessica Alba, Brittany Murphy, Mickey Rourke, Michael Clarke Duncan and Rosario Dawson. The sequel co-directed, co-produced and co-written by Miller and Rodriguez is expected to be finished for 2010 release.
The wait better be f**kin' worth it. I'm talking getting a better budget so the effects look much better, and hooking in Jolie/Depp like they were originally planning.

I'd hate to see a potential franchise get ruined because of some bomb that was totally unrelated to the series.

The Apatow Crew
09-20-2008, 07:20 PM
The wait better be f**kin' worth it. I'm talking getting a better budget so the effects look much better, and hooking in Jolie/Depp like they were originally planning.

I'd hate to see a potential franchise get ruined because of some bomb that was totally unrelated to the series.Oh how the times are changing. I see your avvy. You like it that much?:yay:

Crook
09-20-2008, 07:23 PM
You beat me to the punch with Fox's photoshoot, so I had to settle for something just as ****ty. :o :up:

Nightmare
09-20-2008, 08:01 PM
You should slow down the part where she sucks on it. Uhhh.. yeah.

Jolie_Desastre
09-20-2008, 08:30 PM
The wait better be f**kin' worth it. I'm talking getting a better budget so the effects look much better, and hooking in Jolie/Depp like they were originally planning.

I'd hate to see a potential franchise get ruined because of some bomb that was totally unrelated to the series.


Jolie as Ava Lord would be perfect casting for me.

Who do they want Depp to play?

Crook
09-20-2008, 08:37 PM
Wallace, the main character in Hell and Back.

Jolie_Desastre
09-20-2008, 08:47 PM
Haven't read that one yet. Only one I have read cover to cover was A Dame To Kill For.

rollotomasi
09-23-2008, 11:18 AM
Bikini babe Jessica Alba flaunts her fabulous figure just four months after giving birth



Jessica Alba may have given birth only four months ago, but the Hollywood sex symbol showed she is already back to her best as she flaunted her remarkable post-baby body on a Mexican beach.
The 27-year-old looked in great shape in a black bikini as she holidayed with her husband Cash Warren and friends in Cabo San Lucas.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/23/article-0-02C3A80700000578-712_224x611.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/23/article-0-02C3A80300000578-848_224x611.jpg

The Apatow Crew
09-23-2008, 11:22 AM
Well, that was any a matter of time, but i gotta aay she looks damn good!

Prison Mike
09-23-2008, 11:53 AM
WOW, she looks amazing!

The Apatow Crew
09-23-2008, 11:55 AM
WOW, she looks amazing!Yeah and only after 3 months after giving birth.:grin:

Erzengel
09-23-2008, 11:57 AM
Celebrities call them trainers.

Prison Mike
09-23-2008, 11:59 AM
i wish I had a trainer to help me. :csad:

The Apatow Crew
09-23-2008, 12:00 PM
Whats a trainer really does anyway? They just yell at you what to do and what not to do or eat.

Erzengel
09-23-2008, 12:08 PM
Trainers tell you what exercises to do, some even massage and help monitor what you eat.

But if most people had someone designed to motivate and monitor, there probably wouldn't be as many overweight people as there are now.

jaymes_e06
09-23-2008, 02:07 PM
Even with a trainer you still need very good genes to do such a turnaround in such a small amount of time.

Erzengel
09-23-2008, 02:12 PM
And without a trainer it could have taken her more than twice a long.

Nightmare
09-23-2008, 02:15 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/23/article-0-02C3A80700000578-712_224x611.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/23/article-0-02C3A80300000578-848_224x611.jpg


Damn. :woot:

Crook
09-23-2008, 02:23 PM
Breasts and thighs are definitely an upgrade. She still lacks sexy curves though.

But still, better than Alba of '06. :o

Raiden
09-23-2008, 02:24 PM
Jessica looks like she's back in her pre-pregger shape. :up:

Erzengel
09-23-2008, 02:42 PM
Uh...her breasts are bigger though. She's probably still breast feeding.

Prison Mike
09-23-2008, 02:46 PM
I just hope she doesn't get too skinny. That's a turn off.

sto_vo_kor_2000
09-23-2008, 03:12 PM
Uh...her breasts are bigger though. She's probably still breast feeding.

Its not like she was small chested before the baby.She didnt have much hips thou.
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Celebrity/Jessica%20Alba/19l.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Celebrity/Jessica%20Alba/61.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Celebrity/Jessica%20Alba/33.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Celebrity/Jessica%20Alba/11.jpg

Erzengel
09-23-2008, 03:48 PM
Its not like she was small chested before the baby.She didnt have much hips thou.

During Dark Angel, she was a good size. Then she lost weight and probably lost some along her chest. Most of those pics? Push up bra and maybe even photoshop.

I never said she was small chested just that when she lost her weight after her tv show she definitely went down.

Kelly
09-24-2008, 10:41 AM
During Dark Angel, she was a good size. Then she lost weight and probably lost some along her chest. Most of those pics? Push up bra and maybe even photoshop.

I never said she was small chested just that when she lost her weight after her tv show she definitely went down.

First season, yes.....second season was when she had the anorexia problem....and it showed.

The Apatow Crew
09-25-2008, 10:39 AM
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/09/0923%20Jessica%20Alba%20Bikini%20Excl/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0923_jessica_alba_bikini_00.jpg

Prison Mike
09-25-2008, 10:53 AM
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/09/0923%20Jessica%20Alba%20Bikini%20Excl/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0923_jessica_alba_bikini_00.jpg

she has a nice tushy.

The Apatow Crew
09-25-2008, 11:55 AM
she has a nice tushy.Here is a better one. :yay:


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album70/jessica-alba-09230815.jpg

Prison Mike
09-25-2008, 11:56 AM
that is better.

The Apatow Crew
09-25-2008, 11:59 AM
that is better.Indeed.:yay:

jaymes_e06
09-25-2008, 12:54 PM
This thread lately is :wow:

The Apatow Crew
09-25-2008, 12:55 PM
This thread lately is :wow:Yeah, its getting back to what it used to be.

Crook
09-25-2008, 04:38 PM
Here is a better one. :yay:


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album70/jessica-alba-09230815.jpg
Meh. :o

/nostalgia

The Apatow Crew
09-25-2008, 04:46 PM
So you don't approve those pics?

Two-Face
09-25-2008, 04:55 PM
Very very... :heart:

Crook
09-25-2008, 05:38 PM
So you don't approve those pics?
Are those recent? It looks only slightly meatier than last I remember. But still looks saggy. :o

The Apatow Crew
09-25-2008, 05:41 PM
Are those recent? It looks only slightly meatier than last I remember. But still looks saggy. :oYeah, they are. But what do you expect from a person who had a kid less then 4 months ago.

Crook
09-25-2008, 08:29 PM
Well, her tits improved. The booty, only slightly. :o

dark_b
09-27-2008, 06:20 PM
a fatter ass?

joker: i like this


seriously: the fatter ass looks amazing.

Valerie_f4
09-27-2008, 08:56 PM
Language!
^^^

Kelly
09-29-2008, 07:38 AM
You may not like the language, but its not *** sooooooooooooooooo, it will be said often.


And, the way you guys talk about these pictures, I swear I'm standing at our county fair listening to two guys talk about the hefer they are about to auction off.

Nightmare
09-29-2008, 01:14 PM
Here is a better one. :yay:


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/album70/jessica-alba-09230815.jpg

I wanna randomly spank that while she walks by.

The Apatow Crew
09-29-2008, 01:15 PM
I wanna randomly spank that while she walks by.You might get punched in the face or gut. But i think it might be worth it.:woot:

Prison Mike
09-30-2008, 04:48 PM
her butt refuses to quit!!!

M.O.Steel
10-01-2008, 12:39 AM
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Celebrity/Jessica%20Alba/11.jpg

:funny:

Nightmare
10-01-2008, 12:55 AM
You might get punched in the face or gut. But i think it might be worth it.:woot:

By who? her man? Ill slap him silly. All those body guards though, i might get jumped. :woot:

The Apatow Crew
10-01-2008, 09:53 AM
By who? her man? Ill slap him silly. All those body guards though, i might get jumped. :woot:No i mean herself. Shes a tough chick, if you don't know it.

Nightmare
10-01-2008, 01:48 PM
Oh. :ninja:

Spider-Man Luvr28
10-02-2008, 12:45 AM
This story been posted yet?


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/ImHungry_/jessica-alba-hannibal-lecter-01.jpg

Jessica Alba channels her inner-Hannibal Lecter with a muzzled mask in the newest image in Declare Yourself’s provocative campaign to compel young people to register and vote rather than “silencing themselves.” (She also appeared in a gag and bindings in last month’s campaign.)

Declare Yourself is a youth voter initiative aimed at energizing young adults to participate in the 2008 election.

“These images, while incredibly unsettling, are extremely compelling to today’s young adults,” said Marc Morgenstern, Declare Yourself Executive Director. “With less than 40 days left until the national election, we deliberately chose vivid and startling imagery to break through and underscore the grave consequences of not voting and in effect muzzling oneself.”

Two-Face
10-02-2008, 04:47 AM
It doesn't scare me...

Valerie_f4
10-02-2008, 10:49 AM
I find it real weird. what's her point in this. to get people to start eating liver?

The Apatow Crew
10-02-2008, 10:52 AM
the silly things these celebs do for voting.

Erzengel
10-02-2008, 10:54 AM
That's such a turn on. *drool*

Valerie_f4
10-02-2008, 10:54 AM
ummm, yeah...... they are celebs after all

Valerie_f4
10-02-2008, 10:55 AM
anthony hopkins turns you on...

Erzengel
10-02-2008, 10:56 AM
anthony hopkins turns you on...
Girls gagged with tears in their eyes. :huh:

rollotomasi
10-03-2008, 10:40 AM
This story been posted yet?


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/ImHungry_/jessica-alba-hannibal-lecter-01.jpg

Jessica Alba channels her inner-Hannibal Lecter with a muzzled mask in the newest image in Declare Yourself’s provocative campaign to compel young people to register and vote rather than “silencing themselves.” (She also appeared in a gag and bindings in last month’s campaign.)

Declare Yourself is a youth voter initiative aimed at energizing young adults to participate in the 2008 election.

“These images, while incredibly unsettling, are extremely compelling to today’s young adults,” said Marc Morgenstern, Declare Yourself Executive Director. “With less than 40 days left until the national election, we deliberately chose vivid and startling imagery to break through and underscore the grave consequences of not voting and in effect muzzling oneself.”

__________________________________________________ _____________
Jessica Alba And Christina Aguilera In Horrifying Photographs

Today 10:06
Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera have been pictured in a series of disturbing photographs, for the new Declare Yourself campaign.
The gorgeous actress is pictured crying in a Hannibal type mask and is crying, while Christina appears with her mouth sewn together and tears streaming down her face.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/333/d/dy_dlc_aguilera.jpg
Both are backing the ad, which encourages young people to register and vote in the upcoming US presidential election.

__________________________________________________ _____________
[/URL]

The muzzling continues!

Jessica Alba (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230962,00.html) – who has already been "silenced" in two shocking ads (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20224589,00.html) for Declare Yourself – is back, starring in a new video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=496KHT8wqCM) that encourages young people to vote. And this time she's joined by Hayden Panettiere (http://www.people.com/people/hayden_panettiere).

In the satirical video clip, Alba hosts a mock home-shopping show selling "The Muzzler 2008." (It's the same Hannibal Lecter-type mask the actress modeled in her most recent ad (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230002,00.html).)

The Heroes star comedically chimes in, praising the device's ability to mute voters' voices. (The clip also features Tristan Wilds from 90210.)

"Jessica and Hayden have an amazing ability to connect with young adults," Marc Morgenstern, executive director of Declare Yourself, said in a statement. "Behind all the humor of the PSA lies a very serious message of what it actually means to sit out the election and effectively silence oneself."

[URL]http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230962,00.html

Kelly
10-03-2008, 10:56 AM
I find it real weird. what's her point in this. to get people to start eating liver?

This is sarcasm right????:huh:

Prison Mike
10-03-2008, 11:00 AM
I think it's nice they want people to be more active in the voting process.

MOIDANGEREUX
10-03-2008, 11:15 AM
This is all over the internet and seen it on Access Hollywood!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spider-Man Luvr28 http://forums.superherohype.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=15754504#post15754504)
This story been posted yet?


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/ImHungry_/jessica-alba-hannibal-lecter-01.jpg

Jessica Alba channels her inner-Hannibal Lecter with a muzzled mask in the newest image in Declare Yourself’s provocative campaign to compel young people to register and vote rather than “silencing themselves.” (She also appeared in a gag and bindings in last month’s campaign.)

Declare Yourself is a youth voter initiative aimed at energizing young adults to participate in the 2008 election.

“These images, while incredibly unsettling, are extremely compelling to today’s young adults,” said Marc Morgenstern, Declare Yourself Executive Director. “With less than 40 days left until the national election, we deliberately chose vivid and startling imagery to break through and underscore the grave consequences of not voting and in effect muzzling oneself.”

__________________________________________________ _____________
Jessica Alba And Christina Aguilera In Horrifying Photographs

Today 10:06
Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera have been pictured in a series of disturbing photographs, for the new Declare Yourself campaign.
The gorgeous actress is pictured crying in a Hannibal type mask and is crying, while Christina appears with her mouth sewn together and tears streaming down her face.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/image-library/port/333/d/dy_dlc_aguilera.jpg
Both are backing the ad, which encourages young people to register and vote in the upcoming US presidential election.

__________________________________________________ _____________


The muzzling continues!

Jessica Alba (http://www.people.com/people/jessica_alba) – who has already been "silenced" in two shocking ads (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20224589,00.html) for Declare Yourself – is back, starring in a new video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=496KHT8wqCM) that encourages young people to vote. And this time she's joined by Hayden Panettiere (http://www.people.com/people/hayden_panettiere).

In the satirical video clip, Alba hosts a mock home-shopping show selling "The Muzzler 2008." (It's the same Hannibal Lecter-type mask the actress modeled in her most recent ad (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230002,00.html).)

The Heroes star comedically chimes in, praising the device's ability to mute voters' voices. (The clip also features Tristan Wilds from 90210.)

"Jessica and Hayden have an amazing ability to connect with young adults," Marc Morgenstern, executive director of Declare Yourself, said in a statement. "Behind all the humor of the PSA lies a very serious message of what it actually means to sit out the election and effectively silence oneself."

http://www.people.com/people/article...230962,00.html (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20230962,00.html)

rollotomasi
10-03-2008, 11:51 AM
Watch Jessica Alba Muzzle Hayden Panettiere!

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/watch-jessica-alba-muzzle-hayden-panettiere

Fri, 03 October 2008 at 12:00 am
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/10/jessica-alba-muzzler-infomercial.jpg




NEWEST BIKINI PICTURE!


http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/slide2169.jpg

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/hot-bikini-mamas?slideshow_id=713&o=1

rollotomasi
10-07-2008, 09:01 AM
NEW YORK, Oct 2, 2008 (UPI via COMTEX) -- Hollywood actress Jessica Alba is seen wearing a menacing-looking mask over her mouth in a new ad encouraging young people to express themselves by voting.

The 27-year-old actress, who has starred in the films "Fantastic Four" and "Sin City," is also pictured with tears streaming down her face in the ad for the non-profit group known as Declare Yourself.

"We recognize that to break through the media clutter and get young people to take action, we need to be edgy," Marc Morgenstern, executive director of Declare Yourself, told the New York Daily News. "Jessica has had a huge impact on our campaign already, translating already to literally tens of thousands of additional voters."

Alba was also seen in a previous ad with black tape binding her mouth. Her latest appearance features her wearing a mask similar to the one Anthony Hopkins wore as cannibalistic serial killer Hannibal Lector in "The Silence of the Lambs."

"People respond to things that are shocking," Alba told the Daily News.

http://www.teenhollywood.com/d/187078/1024/whats-jessica-alba-doing-in-a-mask.html

rollotomasi
10-07-2008, 09:04 AM
Tuesday

Caught in the Act!

Originally posted Tuesday October 07, 2008 06:00 AM EDT

Jessica Alba Photo by: Flynethttp://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/features/insider/081020/jessica_alba240.jpg Jessica Alba (http://www.people.com/people/jessica_alba), celebrating a friend's birthday with dinner at Eva Longoria Parker's Hollywood restaurant Beso. The actress and her three girlfriends had a blast – and were the last group to leave. "They were having a lot of fun, sipping on some wine; it was girls night out," says a fellow diner. "Jessica was in a great mood."

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20231347,00.html

Kahoot
10-07-2008, 09:09 AM
Tuesday

Caught in the Act!
Caught in the act? The act of what? Having fun? Oh my god Jessica Alba is a normal human and likes to have fun with friends... Well blow me down and call me Jimmy.

Newspapers and magizines are so dumn it's funny.

rollotomasi
10-07-2008, 09:20 AM
Jessica Alba shopping with family in Beverly Hills


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDEk70fYt28

Crook
10-07-2008, 10:35 AM
NEW YORK, Oct 2, 2008 (UPI via COMTEX) -- Hollywood actress Jessica Alba is seen wearing a menacing-looking mask over her mouth in a new ad encouraging young people to express themselves by voting.

The 27-year-old actress, who has starred in the films "Fantastic Four" and "Sin City," is also pictured with tears streaming down her face in the ad for the non-profit group known as Declare Yourself.

"We recognize that to break through the media clutter and get young people to take action, we need to be edgy," Marc Morgenstern, executive director of Declare Yourself, told the New York Daily News. "Jessica has had a huge impact on our campaign already, translating already to literally tens of thousands of additional voters."

Alba was also seen in a previous ad with black tape binding her mouth. Her latest appearance features her wearing a mask similar to the one Anthony Hopkins wore as cannibalistic serial killer Hannibal Lector in "The Silence of the Lambs."

"People respond to things that are shocking," Alba told the Daily News.

http://www.teenhollywood.com/d/187078/1024/whats-jessica-alba-doing-in-a-mask.html

Anyone else see this as a humongous joke of a "campaign"? They got "tens of thousands of new voters"? Really? Is that something to be proud of? Basically what put these new voters on, are pictures of celebrities wearing mufflers and other fetish-tic accessories. NOT because something important, like making sure your choice for president gets into office.

Even worse, there's no emphasis on actually gathering knowledge in who to vote for. They're just telling people to "sign up and vote!". What happens then? They toss a coin in the air to decide which box to check off? :down

Valerie_f4
10-07-2008, 10:36 AM
lol
that jimmy comment was hilarious.....

Darth Elektra
10-07-2008, 05:47 PM
NEWEST BIKINI PICTURE!

http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/slide2169.jpg

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/hot-bikini-mamas?slideshow_id=713&o=1

Beautiful.

Kelly
10-08-2008, 11:04 AM
Anyone else see this as a humongous joke of a "campaign"? They got "tens of thousands of new voters"? Really? Is that something to be proud of? Basically what put these new voters on, are pictures of celebrities wearing mufflers and other fetish-tic accessories. NOT because something important, like making sure your choice for president gets into office.

Even worse, there's no emphasis on actually gathering knowledge in who to vote for. They're just telling people to "sign up and vote!". What happens then? They toss a coin in the air to decide which box to check off? :down

you need to spend some time in the Political Forum, you might learn something.

Hunter Rider
10-08-2008, 02:30 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/jutvuw.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/pnhco.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/2i12ur9.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/23u4g05.jpg

Prison Mike
10-08-2008, 04:51 PM
that guy in the middle is lucky

dark_b
10-09-2008, 03:55 AM
i hope she wont again get to skinny.

Hunter Rider
10-10-2008, 09:56 AM
http://i35.tinypic.com/23tffk7.jpg

Kahoot
10-10-2008, 10:07 AM
That's a cool and weird pendant.

Hunter Rider
10-14-2008, 12:14 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/33cc306.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/2empeg4.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/28is3h3.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/21d3ou9.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/35akcae.jpg

DJ Kornphlake
10-14-2008, 01:10 PM
that guy in the middle is lucky

The ironic thing is that he's probably gay.

rollotomasi
10-16-2008, 10:30 AM
GQ magazine names the sexiest 25 women in film ever

Posted on 16 October 2008 at 11.57AM
http://boxwish.com/article/image/375/large/blog_00302_gq_magazine_names_the_sexiest_25_women_ in_film_ever.jpg?1224156945
What is sexy? Now don’t answer all at once, there’s no point shouting at your computer as we can’t hear you – just think it over. For some it’s all about physical attractiveness – a saucy smile, suggestive wiggle of the hips or ripped muscles, while for others it’s harder to define and can be mixed in with behaviour, voice or something as random as how someone smells first thing in the morning. Looking to lock down what sexy means in terms of movie goddesses, men’s magazine GQ has listed their top 25 sexiest women in film ever and there are a few surprises in there…

The use of the word “ever” confirms that this list isn’t comprised entirely of modern silver screen sex sirens, but strikes a balance between stars from today and yesteryear. Having selected these 25, GQ is leaving the ultimate battle for the number one spot open to a public vote as folks are invited to have their say on the sexy debate because “a man needs more to argue about than just sport and politics.”

Like all polls, it’s sure to stir debate, but some questions remain. Will voters opt for the sexiest star or the most alluring character? Will less famous, older and foreign films suffer through obscurity? And will actresses that are no longer pert and pretty be judged more on their current looks than past glories? See below for the full list of nominees and then head over to the GQ website (http://men.style.com/gq/features/25sexiestwomen) to cast your vote.

Erzengel
10-16-2008, 10:33 AM
No way is Jessica Alba the sexiest woman in film, especially since some of those others are classic not to mention the others actually disrobed for the role.

rollotomasi
10-16-2008, 11:01 AM
No way is Jessica Alba the sexiest woman in film, especially since some of those others are classic not to mention the others actually disrobed for the role.

http://www.mattmccray.com/images/_samizdat19_sin-city-breve2.jpg

I think she is even without "disrobing"!

rollotomasi
10-16-2008, 11:04 AM
Jessica Alba to take daughter to work

http://images.digitalspy.co.uk/07/42/160x120_rex_jessica_alba_2.jpg


Jessica Alba will be arriving on the set of her new movie with her baby daughter in tow.

The actress told reporters at the New York premiere of Madonna's directorial debut Filth And Wisdom that she wants to spend as much time with her four-month-old child as possible.

When she starts work on her new film An Invisible Sign Of My Own (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a129855/jessica-alba-to-star-in-invisible-sign.html), Alba said Honor Marie will come too.

"To be honest with you, it’s tough - and if it was any other movie I wouldn't be doing it. It’s difficult to spend any time away from her.

"I love my daughter and she's going to be with me every day on the set," she said.

Alba will play an obsessive-compulsive maths teacher in the film, based on the novel by Aimee Bender. Filming is expected to get underway in New York before the end of the year.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a132838/jessica-alba-to-take-daughter-to-work.html

Kelly
10-16-2008, 11:09 AM
If she were playing an obsessive-compulsive Social Science teacher, she could be playing me...lol

MOIDANGEREUX
10-16-2008, 11:44 AM
GQ magazine names the sexiest 25 women in film ever

Posted on 16 October 2008 at 11.57AM
http://boxwish.com/article/image/375/large/blog_00302_gq_magazine_names_the_sexiest_25_women_ in_film_ever.jpg?1224156945
What is sexy? Now don’t answer all at once, there’s no point shouting at your computer as we can’t hear you – just think it over. For some it’s all about physical attractiveness – a saucy smile, suggestive wiggle of the hips or ripped muscles, while for others it’s harder to define and can be mixed in with behaviour, voice or something as random as how someone smells first thing in the morning. Looking to lock down what sexy means in terms of movie goddesses, men’s magazine GQ has listed their top 25 sexiest women in film ever and there are a few surprises in there…

The use of the word “ever” confirms that this list isn’t comprised entirely of modern silver screen sex sirens, but strikes a balance between stars from today and yesteryear. Having selected these 25, GQ is leaving the ultimate battle for the number one spot open to a public vote as folks are invited to have their say on the sexy debate because “a man needs more to argue about than just sport and politics.”

Like all polls, it’s sure to stir debate, but some questions remain. Will voters opt for the sexiest star or the most alluring character? Will less famous, older and foreign films suffer through obscurity? And will actresses that are no longer pert and pretty be judged more on their current looks than past glories? See below for the full list of nominees and then head over to the GQ website (http://men.style.com/gq/features/25sexiestwomen) to cast your vote.

Jessica is a lot sexier than most on that list and where is Angelina Jolie!

jaymes_e06
10-16-2008, 06:08 PM
I think GQ are on to something.. but if Angelina Jolie isn't on the list it pretty much is rubbish.

Crook
10-16-2008, 06:57 PM
Wow. The sad thing is that list is actually pretty good. But Alba shouldn't even be in the top 50, let alone edging out Jane Fonda, Marilyn Monroe, and Angelina Jolie who aren't even on the damn list?! :huh:

MOIDANGEREUX
10-17-2008, 09:12 AM
http://www.mattmccray.com/images/_samizdat19_sin-city-breve2.jpg

http://www.fhm.com/site/custompage/defaultplain.aspx?ID=16340&CategoryID=2050

SOME DON'T AGREE WITH YOU!

Crook
10-17-2008, 09:51 AM
Sexiest woman of '07 and Sexiest cinematic woman of ALL-TIME are completely different things.

Valerie_f4
10-17-2008, 10:25 AM
calm down, Angelina still doesn't need a list.

rollotomasi
10-20-2008, 09:02 AM
Sexiest woman of '07 and Sexiest cinematic woman of ALL-TIME are completely different things.

Why are you ignoring this part of the FHM page?Is it not a "Hall of Fame" and are they not referring to her movies?

"If there exists a hallowed Sexy Lady Hall of Fame, festooned with inch-perfect busts and gleaming trophies for such talents as “Making The Bikini Seem That Bit More Magical”, then right now a lifesize statue of Jessica Alba should be being hoisted onto a plinth. Perhaps by several men in flat caps and long brown coats, saying "To me, to me; to you, to you."

A tremendous achievement that you can celebrate right here with pictures and videos of the Sin City, Into the Blue and Fantastic Four star.

Crook
10-20-2008, 10:19 AM
I'm not sure what you're getting at. I wasn't disagreeing that FHM were placing Alba amongst a "hall of fame" crowd based on her film appearances. I was disagreeing with the notion that she even remotely deserves to be in that category.

She strikes me as a flavor of the year, rather than being an actual icon that is remembered.

rollotomasi
10-20-2008, 11:27 AM
I'm not sure what you're getting at. I wasn't disagreeing that FHM were placing Alba amongst a "hall of fame" crowd based on her film appearances. I was disagreeing with the notion that she even remotely deserves to be in that category.

She strikes me as a flavor of the year, rather than being an actual icon that is remembered.

You haven't been following her carrer. I would suggest reading the IMDB TRIVA page to update your self for example:

Was #1 on Maxim's Hot 100 Babe List. [2001]

Voted in at #6 in FHM's Sexiest Girls of 2002 poll, American edition. [June 2002]

Named one of "50 Most Beautiful People" by People Magazine 5 times.

Ranked and Voted #1 by AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2006.

Playboy magazine named her among its 25 Sexiest Celebrities, and the Sex Star of the Year in its March 2006 issue, on whose cover she appeared.

Was ranked #2 on Maxim Magazine's "Hot 100" of the year lists, two years in a row. (2006 and 2007).

Named the "Sexiest Woman Celebrity" by Victoria's Secret. (2007).

THEIR IS A LOT MORE THERE : http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004695/bio

Crook
10-20-2008, 11:35 AM
"Flavor of the year" wasn't meant to be taken literally.

Kelly
10-20-2008, 02:57 PM
How should it be taken?

Crook
10-20-2008, 04:26 PM
Not literally? :o

Alba just strikes me as a fad. One that intermittently pops up every now and then. She hasn't done anything noteworthy to be named amongst the sexiest cinema greats, imo.

Some of her scenes were good....for what they were. But along the lines of Ursula's entrance from the beach in Dr. No, or Stone's seductive, interrogation mindgames in Basic Instinct? Nah, nowhere near that memorable.

Prison Mike
10-20-2008, 06:59 PM
She's been a "fad" for a long time then. lol

Erzengel
10-20-2008, 10:31 PM
I agree with Crook, Alba's role in Sin City was hardly iconic. When you think of Swordfish, you think of Halle Berry, Dr. No, Ursula Andrews, etc. Alba's role doesn't come out as THE SCENE or THE PAYOFF in Sin City.

Valerie_f4
10-21-2008, 12:10 AM
I agree. I think of her as a Dark Angel, but then again not alot of people watched that show to know she was in it. The show didn't last long as I would have hoped but it did get her noticed.

Stiizy
10-21-2008, 08:39 AM
JOIN ME LOL

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x38/rborroel2121/Gif/Cele%20Gifs/Alba_Get_in.gif

Prison Mike
10-21-2008, 11:53 AM
I don't think she'll ever be remembered for a certain role. She'll be remembered for being crazy hot and that's just about it. I'm totally cool with that.

Erzengel
10-21-2008, 12:05 PM
Which kinda goes against the whole theme of that article in GQ.

Valerie_f4
10-21-2008, 06:30 PM
yes, it's sad though, she should have more recognition(sp?)

Kahoot
10-22-2008, 06:07 AM
I think GQ are on to something.. but if Angelina Jolie isn't on the list it pretty much is rubbish.

Angelina Jolie looks like someone has punched her square in the face and her lips are all swollen because of it.

higrass
10-23-2008, 03:45 AM
The new mom of 4-month-old Honor flew down to Cabo for a little vacation over the weekend and took the opportunity to show off her bikini body.
:wow::wow:Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Amazing Post-Baby Bikini Body! (http://www.freshbite.info/fnews_1223091257_11039.htm)
How did she managed that??

dark_b
10-23-2008, 04:40 AM
she was not even fat.

SoulManX
10-23-2008, 04:46 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081023/people_nm/us_beyonce

PyroChamber
10-23-2008, 04:48 AM
Ooookay.

[A]
10-23-2008, 04:48 AM
:huh:

rollotomasi
10-23-2008, 09:47 AM
http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/alba_house_eco.jpg
When (http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/04/10/want-a-peek-at-whats-inside-jessica-albas-green-nursery/) Jessica Alba was pregnant earlier this year, the Razz went into overdrive gathering details on her green nursery and plans to renovate her home to be more eco-friendly. Now, In (http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20088327_20234104.html?xid=people-alba-eco) Style magazine is one of the first to gain inside access to Jessica’s new abode and the new green additions.
“It’s kid-friendly, animal-friendly,” the actress, 27, told the magazine of the L.A. canyon home she shares with husband Cash Warren and their 5-month-old daughter Honor Marie. “You can jump on the sofas, walk around barefoot,” she says in the November issue. “There’s nothing off-limits here.”
Almost every piece of furniture or accessory bought for the home is used — with most of it coming from flea markets and antique shops. Every wall in the home is covered in non-toxic (http://www.mythicpaint.com/product.aspx) Mythic paint. Additionally, Alba also has a salt-water pool, organic blankets, and non-toxic cleaning products. For baby, a crib and changing table made with sustainable wood and nontoxic paint was draped in linens from Sage (http://sagecreekorganics.com/) Creek Organics.
“The energy here is so inviting – it is open and playful,” says Alba. “And everywhere you look, inside and out, you get to see a part of nature.”
To take a look at a brief slideshow of Alba’s new green home, jump (http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20088327_20234104.html?xid=people-alba-eco) here. Look for the latest issue of In Style to hit newsstands this Friday.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/news/081103/alba_instyle.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2008/GALLERY/10/100908_alba1_400x400.jpg[/URL ([URL]http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20088327_20234104_20526238,00.html)]

rollotomasi
10-23-2008, 09:50 AM
http://www.usmagazine.com/images/slideshows/slide2169.jpg

http://www.usmagazine.com/photos/hot-bikini-mamas?slideshow_id=713&o=1

This one is the latest!

Prison Mike
10-23-2008, 09:56 AM
why couldn't this be in the Albalicious Auditorium thread?

Kahoot
10-23-2008, 04:28 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081023/people_nm/us_beyonce
That's weird Alba news... I didn't even see Jessica Alba's name in that news artical, why's it in the Alba thread? Where is JAL to whip you?

rollotomasi
10-28-2008, 09:05 AM
Jessica with new bangs out in Brooklyn (http://www.jessicaalbasource.com/jessica-with-new-bangs-out-in-brooklyn/) · October 28th, 2008




http://www.jessicaalbasource.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/alba-bangs-honor.jpg
Jessica is currently in New York City with her husband and daughter. Sporting some new bangs, she and her family were seen out for a stroll in Brooklyn. Look at cute little Honor, awww! Hopefully we’ll get some more pictures soon!



http://www.jessicaalbasource.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jessica-alba-honor-marie-cute.jpg
This is from Oct 8th.

Two-Face
10-28-2008, 09:15 AM
Man that baby is fat.

Raiden
10-28-2008, 11:30 AM
Man that baby is fat.

A chubby baby is a cute baby.

Raiden
10-28-2008, 04:37 PM
Jessica Alba's new Hollywood crib (http://omg.yahoo.com/photos/kicking-it-beverly-hills-style/2406?nc#id=1)

Hunter Rider
10-28-2008, 04:45 PM
http://i36.tinypic.com/scqqnc.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/290pnvq.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qv7a6b.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/14lk4nn.jpg

Raiden
10-28-2008, 04:49 PM
Alba looks amazing, and it's hard to believe she just had Honor Marie not long ago.

jaymes_e06
10-28-2008, 09:46 PM
Hottest milf on the planet!

Hunter Rider
11-04-2008, 11:06 AM
http://i37.tinypic.com/qrbse9.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/102t8r9.jpg

Doctor Jones
11-04-2008, 06:10 PM
What the hell kind of name is Honor? What is it with celebrities naming their children with such weird ass names?

The Apatow Crew
11-04-2008, 06:13 PM
What the hell kind of name is Honor? What is it with celebrities naming their children with such weird ass names?I don't know.

She said something i don't know if she was joiking or not. But she said it was a honor to have his baby hence the name. I don't know.

The kid is the one who has to deal with it growing up.

Raiden
11-04-2008, 06:14 PM
Hottest milf on the planet!

Totally agree. She looks like a college kid in some of those pics, and you can hardly tell that she had a baby a few months ago. :wow:

[A]
11-04-2008, 06:25 PM
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[A]
11-04-2008, 06:25 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/415/52486011122949loxt0.jpg (http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52486011122949loxt0.jpg)

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http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/1643/52446003122621lovw7.jpg (http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52446003122621lovw7.jpg)

[A]
11-04-2008, 06:26 PM
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/9945/52435004122711loda8.jpg (http://img252.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52435004122711loda8.jpg)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3682/52464010122838losd4.jpg (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52464010122838losd4.jpg)

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5797/52426001122655losm4.jpg (http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52426001122655losm4.jpg)

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2726/52458007122922loia5.jpg (http://img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52458007122922loia5.jpg)

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http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9272/52459005122114locp0.jpg (http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=52459005122114locp0.jpg)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9559/524460061221171lohs1.jpg (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=524460061221171lohs1.jpg)

Raiden
11-04-2008, 06:28 PM
^ Alba looks friggin' hot in these photo shoots. :up:

The Apatow Crew
11-04-2008, 07:05 PM
^ Alba looks friggin' hot in these photo shoots. :up:Yeah, she does. i'll say that. But those days are far behind me.

Valerie_f4
11-04-2008, 07:22 PM
Yeah yeah...

The Apatow Crew
11-04-2008, 07:25 PM
Yeah yeah...yeah,yeah about what?

you seem sad, what's the matter?

Valerie_f4
11-04-2008, 08:08 PM
Fell asleep on the keyboard, TUI ?

Nightmare
11-04-2008, 08:36 PM
I feel lucky to see those pictures.

The Apatow Crew
11-04-2008, 09:03 PM
I feel lucky to see those pictures.And that is why?

TNC9852002
11-04-2008, 09:07 PM
That's a lot of damn hair..

-TNC

Valerie_f4
11-05-2008, 10:31 AM
Nice pic TNC!
It looking like her cousin itt!
How cruel of me!

Prison Mike
11-05-2008, 10:38 AM
when were these pics taken? she looks beautiful

[A]
11-06-2008, 02:39 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1453/65468001122413loew2.jpg (http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=65468001122413loew2.jpg)

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9913/65479002122408loix0.jpg (http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=65479002122408loix0.jpg)

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/151/6548200312216lozh1.jpg (http://img504.imageshack.us/my.php?image=6548200312216lozh1.jpg)

Kahoot
11-07-2008, 07:53 AM
The kid is the one who has to deal with it growing up.
All my friends call me Boris, it's not like I have to live with my real name that I was given at birth when I can get a nickname like Boris. The only people that use my real name is the bank and my parents.

The Apatow Crew
11-07-2008, 07:56 AM
All my friends call me Boris, it's not like I have to live with my real name that I was given at birth when I can get a nickname like Boris. The only people that use my real name is the bank and my parents.funny enough only people outside of my family call me y real name. everone in my family calls me Junior. since i'm a Junior.

Raiden
11-07-2008, 12:14 PM
Yeah, she does. i'll say that. But those days are far behind me.

Well, I don't see why you can't still going :wow: after her pics. Alba is still hot despite her new body and new married status. I still find her very attractive and have no problem drooling after her sexy pics.

jaymes_e06
11-07-2008, 02:00 PM
funny enough only people outside of my family call me y real name. everone in my family calls me Junior. since i'm a Junior.
Yeah me too. Or my Middle name Michael. :word:

Hunter Rider
11-07-2008, 08:19 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2rn9e20.jpg

Doctor Jones
11-07-2008, 08:33 PM
funny enough only people outside of my family call me y real name. everone in my family calls me Junior. since i'm a Junior.

"Oh, yeah? Well who's gonna save you, junior?"

"I told you!"

*shoots Nazis*

"Don't call me junior!":woot:

Kelly
11-08-2008, 09:19 AM
http://i34.tinypic.com/2rn9e20.jpg


I know that that is the new style of stroller, but damn......it doesn't look very sturdy.

The Apatow Crew
11-08-2008, 09:26 AM
Alba Plays a Prostitute in 'Killer Inside Me'
Friday, November 7, 2008


(LMAO at title of topic)

Casey Affleck and Jessica Alba (The Eye, Idle Hands) are teaming with director Michael Winterbottom for The Killer Inside Me (http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1569), an adaptation of a novel from noir author Jim Thompson. The story follows a West Texas sheriff (Affleck) and his downward spiral from a boring small-town cop into a ruthless, sociopathic murderer. Alba plays a prostitute (awesome). The novel was made into a 1976 film starring Stacy Keach

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/14257

Kelly
11-08-2008, 09:38 AM
Don't see a problem with the title, but sounds interesting to me. AND, she should be able to pull up her Texas draw quite easily. Looking forward to it.

May have to go grab that novel.

Hunter Rider
11-08-2008, 09:40 AM
It's a meaty role and change of pace for Jess, plus Casey is awesome, I think they will be interesting together.

The Apatow Crew
11-08-2008, 09:41 AM
Don't see a problem with the title, but sounds interesting to me. AND, she should be able to pull up her Texas draw quite easily. Looking forward to it.

May have to go grab that novel.No i mean the whole putting the Alba plays a Prostitude in the name so more people click on it and read it.

But the thing looks interesting. Casey Affleck was Good in Gone Baby Gone.

Prison Mike
11-08-2008, 09:42 AM
"Killer INSIDE Me" I love the title. lol

The Apatow Crew
11-08-2008, 09:46 AM
"Killer INSIDE Me" I love the title. lolWell if you wanna be perverted it does. especially when you mention prostitudes. lol.

but it means the killer insde of me. Meaning theres a killer inside of everyone.

Prison Mike
11-08-2008, 10:03 AM
Well if you wanna be perverted it does. especially when you mention prostitudes. lol.

but it means the killer insde of me. Meaning theres a killer inside of everyone.

I know, but it could easily be interpreted into a porn flick also. lol

Valerie_f4
11-08-2008, 10:51 PM
Yes, it could.

Crook
11-08-2008, 11:37 PM
I don't get this. How in the world did Alba manage to get into a flick opposite Casey Affleck with the director behind 'A Mighty Heart'?

Is there some films I'm missing here that she's starred in where she was phenomenal? I was so sure she'd fade into obscurity.

[A]
11-09-2008, 01:29 AM
ponytails!

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6563/146741a122586lo5546731gd4.jpg (http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=146741a122586lo5546731gd4.jpg)

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..november 7th

Kelly
11-09-2008, 09:58 AM
I don't get this. How in the world did Alba manage to get into a flick opposite Casey Affleck with the director behind 'A Mighty Heart'?

Is there some films I'm missing here that she's starred in where she was phenomenal? I was so sure she'd fade into obscurity.

I guess some think she is more than your avvy...and see more in her as a woman than you do....you know many woman are looked upon as more than a sex object. Hard to understand I know, but they are....

Jolie_Desastre
11-09-2008, 11:55 AM
I don't think he meant that. He is basing it on what movies he has seen her in, and being underwhelmed by her performance in them.

Kelly
11-09-2008, 12:38 PM
I know where he's coming from....

Jolie_Desastre
11-09-2008, 01:10 PM
I've talked to him on several occasions about what he would define as a quality actress. He has his reasons for being underwhelmed by Alba's performances, just ask him.

Kelly
11-09-2008, 02:00 PM
I go by post history...women as a whole.......not just alba.

The End.

Crook
11-09-2008, 02:01 PM
I guess some think she is more than your avvy...and see more in her as a woman than you do....you know many woman are looked upon as more than a sex object. Hard to understand I know, but they are....
As much as I've had a history in jokingly pushing the chauvinistic agenda in my avatars (to hilarious backlash from females, I might add), I was actually not referring to that with my comments.

Alba has not impressed me with a single role of hers, and I've seen most of 'em. So now when I see her co-starring alongside Casey Affleck, who is a brilliant young actor with a number of fantastic performances under his belt...I'm befuddled. Beyond belief. She may very well have impressed someone during auditions, but I'm doubting it. She's been coasting on her looks from day one. Evidenced by how little cred she has as an actress.

Has nothing to do with her being an attractive female and thus, me not seeing her as anything more than a sex object. There are many gorgeous women in Hollywood who have skills to back up beauty. Abbie Cornish, Marion Cotillard, Evan Rachel Wood, Amy Adams, Emily Blunt, Teresa Palmer, Bryce Dallas Howard, Kelli Garner....just to name a few. I realize being a female you are in the coveted position of criticizing males' tastes in actresses, but you should take note that we are not all sophomoric pigs who solely crave tits & ass (though they are welcomed).

Hard to believe, I know....