The Albalicious Auditorium [Archive] - Page 9

Shuley

10-21-2007, 09:55 AM

Q: How far would you go for a role? If someone told you, you had to gain 100 kgs by December and shave your head, would you do it if you felt it was one of those Oscar-worthy roles?
A: Yeah, I don’t really have limitations as to what I’d do. If it’s challenging and if it’s inspiring and if it’s an environment I want to be in, there’s no vanity to it. There can’t be. I don’t know. Maybe there can be!

I don't think Martin Scorsese is going to be calling anytime soon.

Kelly

10-21-2007, 10:27 AM

That's ok, James Cameron has her cell phone number.

Prison Mike

10-21-2007, 10:45 AM

some of the questions were weird like the last thing you googled or last 3 things you bought on a credit card?

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 10:50 AM

Jessica Alba and Mike Myers are paragons of beauty and comedy, respectively, but when it comes to dancing, they may as well be paralyzed.

Gatecrasher says that the co-stars of the comedy "The Love Guru" are such terrible dancers in a big dance scene, Alba's feet had to be cut out of the shots and instead of Bollywood dancing, it's now flamenco moves. (Otherwise, says a source, Alba is "very nice and quiet.")

Where'd you find this out?

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 03:50 PM

It appears shes got a new tattoo look on her right arm in this pic.
http://img159.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-7276/loc1082/78488_Spike_TVs_Scream_Awards_2007_-_Oct_19_2007_014_122_1082lo.jpg

Kelly

10-21-2007, 04:09 PM

yeah, I think its a red x...

Prison Mike

10-21-2007, 04:11 PM

I'm getting a red x too

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:15 PM

crap i'll post it again
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6458/spiketvsscreamawards200fr2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Prison Mike

10-21-2007, 04:17 PM

nice tattoo. I could never get one though. I'm a chicken when it comes to needles.

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:18 PM

nice tattoo. I could never get one though. I'm a chicken when it comes to needles.I''d wanna get one i just don;t know what to get.

Prison Mike

10-21-2007, 04:19 PM

maybe one of Jessica Alba? lol

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:20 PM

maybe one of Jessica Alba? lola I :heart: Jessica one. like the i :heart: Mom ones. lol.

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:26 PM

4 Hot wallpapers.

http://img187.imagevenue.com/loc545/th_96860_jal120_122_545lo.jpg (http://img187.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96860_jal120_122_545lo.jpg) http://img183.imagevenue.com/loc496/th_96866_jal121_122_496lo.jpg (http://img183.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96866_jal121_122_496lo.jpg) http://img24.imagevenue.com/loc943/th_96879_jal122_122_943lo.jpg (http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96879_jal122_122_943lo.jpg) http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc1102/th_96890_jal123_122_1102lo.jpg (http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96890_jal123_122_1102lo.jpg)

Two-Face

10-21-2007, 04:31 PM

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:31 PM

All great pics JAL. :up:Thanks what do you think about her starting to get more tatted up?

omid17

10-21-2007, 04:38 PM

i want her to get a tat on her lower back

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:43 PM

i want her to get a tat on her lower backShe already does.
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4751/jessicaalbaoutandaboutiil8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

omid17

10-21-2007, 04:46 PM

not bad, then i say somewhere around the back shoulder

Two-Face

10-21-2007, 04:48 PM

Thanks what do you think about her starting to get more tatted up?

I don't know, what do you think since you're Alba's Lover. lol

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:50 PM

not bad, then i say somewhere around the back shouldershes has other ones on the back of her neck, her wrist, her lower back and this new one.

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 04:51 PM

I don't know, what do you think since you're Alba's Lover. lolAs long as there not big and ugly i don't mind. I guess it could be worse like that Megan Fox tattoo that has marilyn monroe on her arm.

Two-Face

10-21-2007, 05:10 PM

As long as there not big and ugly i don't mind. I guess it could be worse like that Megan Fox tattoo that has marilyn monroe on her arm.

Only woman that can be allow to have tattoos is Angelina Jolie. :heart:

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 05:19 PM

Only woman that can be allow to have tattoos is Angelina Jolie. :heart:really you don't say?

Two-Face

10-21-2007, 05:29 PM

really you don't say?

Yes I do say.

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 05:42 PM

Yes I do say.LIAR!

http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/Special%20events/2007/Celebrating%2017%20cover/02.jpg (javascript: window.close())
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Spider-Man Luvr28

10-21-2007, 07:38 PM

I got the story off TMZ, JAL.

The Apatow Crew

10-21-2007, 10:47 PM

I got the story off TMZ, JAL.Yeah i also saw it on a JA fansite.

LexCorp

10-22-2007, 04:01 AM

Ahhh yeah I can smell the Alba in this thread!

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 07:38 AM

Ahhh yeah I can smell the Alba in this thread!Do you love the smell of Alba in the morning?

sandgoblin

10-22-2007, 07:42 AM

Do you love the smell of Alba in the morning?

I do.:woot:

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 07:44 AM

I do.:woot:lol.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4440/jessicaalba01me7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sandgoblin

10-22-2007, 07:48 AM

lol.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4440/jessicaalba01me7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I love the pic. Jessica Alba is so hot in Sin City.:wow:

LexCorp

10-22-2007, 07:52 AM

Does anyone know if she has a sister?

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 07:59 AM

I love the pic. Jessica Alba is so hot in Sin City.:wow:Yes she is so gorgous in it she takes my breathe away.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3117/jessicaalbanancyhartigaaa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/710/sincitywallpaper1280x10yk6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

sandgoblin

10-22-2007, 09:26 AM

Yes she is so gorgous in it she takes my breathe away.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3117/jessicaalbanancyhartigaaa5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/710/sincitywallpaper1280x10yk6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

She takes my breath away too.

Prison Mike

10-22-2007, 10:22 AM

Does anyone know if she has a sister?

I know she has a brother. Not sure about a sister though.

Kelly

10-22-2007, 02:50 PM

She has one brother, that is all....

omid17

10-22-2007, 02:56 PM

sin city was one of my favorite movies , im glad alba was in that movie

Prison Mike

10-22-2007, 05:05 PM

I seriously need to buy sin city. I don't have it yet even though I've seen it already.

omid17

10-22-2007, 05:14 PM

i never get tired of watching it

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 05:23 PM

I seriously need to buy sin city. I don't have it yet even though I've seen it already.I've got both the one disc version and the 2 disc special edition version.

Kelly

10-22-2007, 05:30 PM

Best part is the Breakfast Burrito cooking lesson...

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 05:33 PM

Two-Face

10-22-2007, 06:21 PM

I've never tried making them but they look good

Btw Jess will be on the Spike Tv Scream Awardds this tuesday show starts at 10pm. and i also heard she was gonna be conan later that night if its a old one i don't know.

I saw the GC trailer on the big screen where Alba gets hit by a lamp post:woot: I might see it

Only Alba films I seen were on the big screen were Sin City and FF2.

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 06:25 PM

I saw the GC trailer on the big screen where Alba gets hit by a lamp post:woot: I might see it

Only Alba films I seen were on the big screen were Sin City and FF2.Yeah go see it. shes so sweet in it. whens it come out over there?

Two-Face

10-22-2007, 06:32 PM

Yeah go see it. shes so sweet in it. whens it come out over there?

Friday 9th November 2007. I saw Heartbreak Kid after it I hate it.

The Dark Defender

10-22-2007, 06:33 PM

http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/2007/10/22/gallery-jessica-alba-at-the-spike-tv-scream-awards-2007/

Two-Face

10-22-2007, 06:43 PM

When Sin City 2 getting off the ground? I have to see Alba back as Nancy.

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 06:48 PM

Friday 9th November 2007. I saw Heartbreak Kid after it I hate it.yeah the heartbreak kid does kinda look meh.

Her other movie awake gets released in the states November 30th.

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 06:48 PM

When Sin City 2 getting off the ground? I have to see Alba back as Nancy.I don't know i guess when FM and RR get there asses in gear. and yes so do I.

Two-Face

10-22-2007, 06:57 PM

I don't know i guess when FM and RR get there asses in gear. and yes so do I.

No script yet? but the movie to be released in summer 2009!

The Apatow Crew

10-22-2007, 06:59 PM

No script yet? but the movie to be released in summer 2009!No there's a script. its just getting them to direct the movie. Its had release dates for the last few years. one for 2006 and 2007.

There's a new Nancy story frank wrote never published. he says it shows a new darker side to nancy.

Kelly

10-22-2007, 06:59 PM

No, I believe there is a script.....just no start date for production.

Kahoot

10-22-2007, 08:48 PM

I've got both the one disc version and the 2 disc special edition version.
I never got the 1 disc version coz I was always holding out for the 2 disc special edition version but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we're never getting it in the UK :(

Kahoot

10-22-2007, 08:52 PM

There's a new Nancy story frank wrote never published. he says it shows a new darker side to nancy.
I know Sin City comic fans aren't happy about this news, they feel the Nancy story was writen for Alba and was never actually planned.

The Apatow Crew

10-23-2007, 07:28 AM

I know Sin City comic fans aren't happy about this news, they feel the Nancy story was writen for Alba and was never actually planned.He had it written before she was cast.

omid17

10-23-2007, 01:45 PM

i thought they were waiting for angelina jolie, but Nancy should be back in sin city 2 because the story was was " A Dame to Kill For ".

Two-Face

10-23-2007, 03:48 PM

i thought they were waiting for angelina jolie, but Nancy should be back in sin city 2 because the story was was " A Dame to Kill For ".

She had the baby then drop out...

The Apatow Crew

10-23-2007, 05:41 PM

I heard she was really never confirmed.

The Apatow Crew

10-23-2007, 09:16 PM

Jessica was just on the scream awards and hse mentioned the eye and she said she hopes it scares the **** out of you and it wasn't bleeped.

what a potty mouth she has. lol.

The Dark Defender

10-23-2007, 09:46 PM

Well you can't be very conservative with a show/crowd like this if you want any reaction.

The Apatow Crew

10-23-2007, 10:47 PM

Well you can't be very conservative with a show/crowd like this if you want any reaction.yeah i know but shes know for her cursing up a storm. You shoukd her on the FF dvd thing shes like "****ing ****! I can't run in these ****ing shoes!"

The Dark Defender

10-23-2007, 10:55 PM

Yeah, I remember that.

Valerie_f4

10-23-2007, 11:12 PM

she actually said the on the commentary?

The Apatow Crew

10-23-2007, 11:18 PM

Yeah, I remember that.Yeah i always like to hear celebs be like that.

she actually said the on the commentary?No it was on the bonus disc for the first FF dvd. they showed a behind the scenes filming and she said that. it was the bridge scene,

Immortalfire

10-24-2007, 08:34 AM

I watched Silver Surfer last night :up:

Kelly

10-24-2007, 09:19 AM

It was bleeped out.....lmao *rolls eyes* and it wasn't on the commentary, she didn't cuss on the commentary...it was in the 50 minute extras...while on set, actually running, in high heels.....

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 09:25 AM

I've yet to see a screen cap of Galactus in the cloud. What do they say about that on the commentary?

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 09:26 AM

It was bleeped out.....lmao *rolls eyes* and it wasn't on the commentary, she didn't cuss on the commentary...it was in the 50 minute extras...while on set, actually running, in high heels.....Thats what i said it was on the walmart extra thingy.

Kelly

10-24-2007, 09:29 AM

Thats what i said it was on the walmart extra thingy.

I wasn't quoting you......it was actually Valerie that asked about the commentary....that was the answer to her question.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 09:40 AM

From The Love Guru

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1217/firstloveguruup2qz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 09:46 AM

From The Love Guru

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1217/firstloveguruup2qz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
That movie just sounds crap... She had to pick the crap movie didn't she.

Two-Face

10-24-2007, 09:48 AM

That movie just sounds crap... She had to pick the crap movie didn't she.

No surprise there then...

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 09:51 AM

That movie just sounds crap... She had to pick the crap movie didn't she.You know what i'm not gonna even talk to you. you know why cause you hate everyhing and everyone.

How do you know it sucks you know nothing about i except for a pic.

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 09:51 AM

No surprise there then...
Yeah, she does have a nack of picking bad movies. I'm kinda surprised she did Sin City.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 09:52 AM

No surprise there then...Whats that suppose to mean? So your one of them then? I thought you were different i guess not.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 09:53 AM

Yeah, she does have a nack of picking bad movies. I'm kinda surprised she did Sin City.oh just shut up okay!

Your just as bad as TW except without the name calling.

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 09:56 AM

You know what i'm not gonna even talk to you. you know why cause you hate everyhing and everyone.

How do you know it sucks you know nothing about i except for a pic.
I read the thing about it on CominSoon.net... :whatever:

oh just shut up okay!

Your just as bad as TW except without the name calling.
I like Alba and you, I'm just not a fan of her movie choices... Dude!

Two-Face

10-24-2007, 09:58 AM

Whats that suppose to mean? So your one of them then? I thought you were different i guess not.

One of the them? What is this Alien invasion? I like Alba but films she made are good nothing special I only seen FF2 & Sin City.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 09:59 AM

I read the thing about it on CominSoon.net... :whatever:

I like Alba and you, I'm just not a fan of her movie choices... Dude!
Oh waht stupid thing was that her not being ableto dance right?

and you have no room to talk you think every movie is horrible.

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 10:03 AM

Oh waht stupid thing was that her not being ableto dance right?

and you have no room to talk you think every movie is horrible.
Didn't she train as a dancer? :huh:

Not true, just not every movie rock.

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 10:07 AM

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=38657USA Today has published this first photo from Mike Myers' new comedy The Love Guru, opening in theaters on June 20.

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/firstloveguru.jpg

Myers plays Pitka, an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey player Darren Roanoke and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Justin Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional skid -- to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Verne Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:11 AM

Didn't she train as a dancer? :huh:

Not true, just not every movie rock.Its some kind of Indian Dancing thing,

and you generally say every movie almost everyone sucks.

But enough of the bikcering before the mods come in and close it.

Jessica shopping in Beverly Hills
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6108/jessica2310mw9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Two-Face

10-24-2007, 10:22 AM

So what movies she's going to make apart from Guru?

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:27 AM

So what movies she's going to make apart from Guru?Right now. No other shes filming Love Guru right now and i guess SC2 whenever it gets off the ground and the Dvd numbers are looking good for FF3 so yes it might happen.

Plus she still has the other movie called Bill Starring Aaron Eckhart. And awake later at the end of next month.

Two-Face

10-24-2007, 10:33 AM

Right now. No other shes filming Love Guru right now and i guess SC2 whenever it gets off the ground and the Dvd numbers are looking good for FF3 so yes it might happen.

Plus she still has the other movie called Bill Starring Aaron Eckhart. And awake later at the end of next month.

Does Eckhart sleep with Alba in the film? I pay a ticket to see that...:o

Prison Mike

10-24-2007, 10:37 AM

Does Awake come out next month?

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:41 AM

Does Echkart sleep with Alba in the film? I pay a ticket to see that...:oNo i don't think so. He mentors a kid and the kid has a crush on Jessica's Character. And he trys to help him talk to her.She's a person who sells Lingerie
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6209/billset20041fhju7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:43 AM

Does Awake come out next month?Yes its getting awide release November 30th the in the states.

Two-Face

10-24-2007, 10:46 AM

No i don't think so. He mentors a kid and the kid has a crush on Jessica's Character. And he trys to help him talk to her.She's a person who sells Lingerie
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6209/billset20041fhju7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh well, he slept with Katie Holmes in Thank You For Smoking. I was hoping same with Alba...

Nice hot pic..

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:48 AM

Oh well, he slept with Katie Holmes in Thank You For Smoking. I was hoping same with Alba...

Nice hot pic..He really didn't sleep with het but i know what you mean.

Look at the guys face in the back you know what he's looking at.:yay:

Two-Face

10-24-2007, 10:50 AM

He really didn't sleep with het but i know what you mean.

Look at the guys face in the back you know what he's looking at.:yay:

He'slooking at Alba's sexy...ass...

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 10:51 AM

He really didn't sleep with het but i know what you mean.

Look at the guys face in the back you know what he's looking at.:yay:
Hid moble phone? Sorry that'll be a cell phone to the yanks... He's not looking at her if that's what you mean, his head is too low.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:56 AM

He'slooking at Alba's sexy...ass...Damn................................r ight.
http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4328/011dn6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:57 AM

Hid moble phone? Sorry that'll be a cell phone to the yanks... He's not looking at her if that's what you mean, his head is too low.http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/47/maxava9cn0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mr. Socko

10-24-2007, 12:24 PM

Too bad she didn't do topless in Sin City. :(

MOIDANGEREUX

10-24-2007, 01:57 PM

So what movies she's going to make apart from Guru?

"Awake" movie news story:

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/10-23-2007/0004688042&EDATE=

Erzengel

10-24-2007, 02:32 PM

I read the thing about it on CominSoon.net... :whatever:

I like Alba and you, I'm just not a fan of her movie choices... Dude!

Ha.

I remember you saying something to me about leaving JAL to his thread and whatnot. :o

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 04:03 PM

Too bad she didn't do topless in Sin City. :(Youtr still complaining about that? Dude just freaking let it go so what/ oh wow you don't see boobies cry me a river.

Kelly

10-24-2007, 05:18 PM

JAL, chill out...................

The Dark Defender

10-24-2007, 05:20 PM

Too bad she didn't do topless in Sin City. :(

Her A is better than her T anyways.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:24 PM

JAL, chill out...................I am calm. Now.

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 05:24 PM

Ha.

I remember you saying something to me about leaving JAL to his thread and whatnot. :o
That's coz you pick on the dude!

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:25 PM

Her A is better than her T anyways.Anything on her is better.:yay:
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8799/jessicaalbambc16xlto8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:32 PM

\she must be reaching for the condom i accidently left

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 05:36 PM

Anything on her is better.:yay:
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8799/jessicaalbambc16xlto8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I find that sorta thing annoying. Poor girl can't even take a day off at the beach without getting snapped up.

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:37 PM

tru that, but imo it shows how famous alba is

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:37 PM

\she must be reaching for the condom i accidently left:csad: :dry:

You wish!:cmad:

:o

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:39 PM

I find that sorta thing annoying. Poor girl can't even take a day off at the beach without getting snapped up.Yeah i know what you mean Its only gonna get worse for her though as the more famous she gets.Thats from 2005. I think she was in Hawaii but i could be wrong though.

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:40 PM

the paperazzi guy thought he could get a nude pic of her

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 05:41 PM

Yeah i know what you mean Its only gonna get worse for her though as the more famous she gets.Thats from 2005. I think she was in Hawaii but i could be wrong though.
Come on, you love it dude. That is one of the main ways you get new Alba photos. "She's gone for a Starbucks. Take Photo!!!!"

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:41 PM

the paperazzi guy thought he could get a nude pic of herProbably. that and the scumarazzi have nothing else to do.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:43 PM

Come on, you love it dude. That is one of the main ways you get new Alba photos. "She's gone for a Starbucks. Take Photo!!!!"No i'm not that bad. I feel sorry for her i mean she can't even goto the gym or take out the trash without being blinded by shutters of flashes.

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:44 PM

No i'm not that bad. I feel sorry for her i mean she can't even goto the gym or take out the trash without being blinded by shutters of flashes.
one thing you have to remember is that the paperazzi keep updated on celebs, that how alba makes most of her bank

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:47 PM

one thing you have to remember is that the paperazzi keep updated on celebs, that how alba makes most of her bankNo she makes it from movies.

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:49 PM

No she makes it from movies. yea but people wan't to know what celebs are up to these days, paperazzi help celebs gain their fame and fortune

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:51 PM

yea but people wan't to know what celebs are up to these days, paperazzi help celebs gain their fame and fortunenot really there just a pain in the ass. I don't feel sorry when a paparazzi gets punched out by a celeb for getting to close.

Erzengel

10-24-2007, 05:51 PM

That's coz you pick on the dude!
I point out his actions.

You say something in regard to her acting choices and he blows up at you. It's those kind of actions that need to be addressed.

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:53 PM

not really there just a pain in the ass. I don't feel sorry when a paparazzi gets punched out by a celeb for getting to close.
im cool with celebs ****ing up the paperazzi, cuz you know they always love to cross the lne

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:54 PM

im cool with celebs ****ing up the paperazzi, cuz you know they always love to cross the lneI mean do they really need to follow a celeb into a grocery store of a pharmacy?

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 05:55 PM

not really there just a pain in the ass. I don't feel sorry when a paparazzi gets punched out by a celeb for getting to close.
I love it when celebs punch the f**k out of paparazzi.

I point out his actions.

You say something in regard to her acting choices and he blows up at you. It's those kind of actions that need to be addressed.
But JAL is only a 10 year old kid in the body of a 20-something year old. He's ok till you upset him... infact watch.

omid17

10-24-2007, 05:56 PM

I mean do they really need to follow a celeb into a grocery store of a pharmacy?LOL thats ****ed up

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 05:57 PM

LOL thats ****ed upI know right.

Jess has been photographed doing these simple things and it makes me mad. I mean just leave her alone. Leave the pic taken to the premieres.

Kelly

10-24-2007, 06:00 PM

I mean do they really need to follow a celeb into a grocery store of a pharmacy?

You hate them, yet you post them continuously here, thereby perpetuating the thing that you hate. As long as people post them on sites, and people continue to repeat the postings, and as long as we buy the magazines that they work for, and sell the pics to....they will continue to take the pictures. So, who's to blame? IMO, not the paparazzi....they are simply providing a product that people want and are using....sometimes on a daily almost hourly basis.

Erzengel

10-24-2007, 06:00 PM

But JAL is only a 10 year old kid in the body of a 20-something year old. He's ok till you upset him... infact watch.
I just think it's a little ironic. You comment on me being too hard on him and kinda stick up for him, yet he turns and bites the proverbial hand as soon as you sully "his" Alba.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 06:02 PM

I don't need no ones help.

http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/Special%20events/2007/Celebrating%2017%20cover/normal_25.jpg (javascript:;)

omid17

10-24-2007, 06:09 PM

she looks soo good

Kahoot

10-24-2007, 06:10 PM

I just think it's a little ironic. You comment on me being too hard on him and kinda stick up for him, yet he turns and bites the proverbial hand as soon as you sully "his" Alba.
Yeah, well... I'll still stick up for the guy.

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 06:11 PM

she looks soo goodYes she does. She always does.

Hunter Rider

10-24-2007, 06:33 PM

:dry:

The Apatow Crew

10-24-2007, 10:10 PM

:dry:Why do you always do that. You make me feel make when you do that. Like i'm some kind of a scumbag like i'm looking at chikld porn and you look down on me.

But yet if someone else says it. its fine.

LexCorp

10-25-2007, 04:47 AM

Who else but JAL!

Gigidee Gigidee Goo!

Hunter Rider

10-25-2007, 07:11 AM

Why do you always do that. You make me feel make when you do that. Like i'm some kind of a scumbag like i'm looking at chikld porn and you look down on me.

But yet if someone else says it. its fine.

Read back through this thread, you look like a love sick puppy licking the hand of everyone that makes a compliment, it's just odd.

sandgoblin

10-25-2007, 07:28 AM

Come on guys. Give JAL a break.:yay:

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:35 AM

Come on guys. Give JAL a break.:yay: Idon't get no breaks but everyone else does.

sandgoblin

10-25-2007, 07:38 AM

Idon't get no breaks but everyone else does.

Sorry man.

Hunter Rider

10-25-2007, 07:38 AM

Idon't get no breaks but everyone else does.

So are you ignoring all the help me, Erz and Kel have given you ?

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:39 AM

So are you ignoring all the help me, Erz and Kel have given you ?Help? You really call what erz does to me help?

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 07:39 AM

Idon't get no breaks but everyone else does.
You shouldn't snap at people who stick up for you when they dissagree with you... :oldrazz:

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:42 AM

Twins perhaps? lol.

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3175/stuntdoubleoz6ga6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hunter Rider

10-25-2007, 07:43 AM

Help? You really call what erz does to me help?

Erz gave you plenty of good advice in threads where you going nuts but you just ignored him, he probably has given up now.

Lunar_Wolf

10-25-2007, 07:43 AM

I don't need no ones help.

http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/Special%20events/2007/Celebrating%2017%20cover/normal_25.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;)
It looks like she just did something naughty but doesn't want anyone to know.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:44 AM

Erz gave you plenty of good advice in threads where you going nuts but you just ignored him, he probably has given up now.All he says is ask the mods to delete my account and to start over on here so no on will knows its me.

But you know what fine i won't say a damn word anymore! about anything.

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 07:45 AM

It looks like she just did something naughty but doesn't want anyone to know.
She did a silent fart and is waiting for some one to smell it :D

Hunter Rider

10-25-2007, 07:45 AM

All he says is ask the mods to delete my account and to start over on here so no on will knows its me.

He also suggested many of the things i did, like relaxing when ppl don't like Jess, not being defined by her completely, trying to expand your posting from constant Alba.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:46 AM

I do post other pics but no one sees that.

Hunter Rider

10-25-2007, 07:47 AM

I do post other pics but no one sees that.

The ratio is low but what about movies, sport, general discussions and other topics here not related to Alba or pic posting ?

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 07:48 AM

All he says is ask the mods to delete my account and to start over on here so no on will knows its me.

But you know what fine i won't say a damn word anymore! about anything.
Dude, chill. Just look at this, you replay to ever pic saying, "Wow, I loved that pic." and you replay to every good thing about her saying, "Yeah she's great."

Think before you post, is this post useful or point less? Am I saying anything new here?

Total Posts: 2,146

J Alba's Lover 836
JoLiE_MeNdEz 218
TwilightPro101 192
Kahoot 119
Two Face 113
THE Albafan 94

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 07:50 AM

The ratio is low but what about movies, sport, general discussions and other topics here not related to Alba or pic posting ?
He does talk about Transformers... a lot :dry:

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:50 AM

The ratio is low but what about movies, sport, general discussions and other topics here not related to Alba or pic posting ?I just watch all three Indy movies last night in a row and the last time i watched a movie of her's was a few weeks ago.

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 07:53 AM

I just watch all three Indy movies last night in a row and the last time i watched a movie of her's was a few weeks ago.
Indy as in Independent or Temple of Doom and the likes?

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:57 AM

Indy as in Independent or Temple of Doom and the likes?Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford.

Cause i get my head bitten off when ever i saw i've never seen those movies are the Original SW movies.

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 08:04 AM

Indiana Jones. Harrison Ford.

Cause i get my head bitten off when ever i saw i've never seen those movies are the Original SW movies.

Indiana Jones is way over hyped but you've never seen the Original SW movies! Then you think Jar Jar is normal Star Wars! :wow: No!

Erzengel

10-25-2007, 08:46 AM

Actually JAL, I was kinda glad to see you in the thread about piracy of music/movies, etc.

However, as soon as Kahoot or Two Face, 2 people who are generally nice to you, say something about JA, you attack both of them. :huh: There's something very wrong with that.

And before you get defensive and say, fine I won't talk about Alba anymore or I won't say anything anymore. Take a few minutes and soke this in.

There are many posters here in love with a certain celebrity, whether it's Alba, Biel, Fox, or Portman.

But, not many people say: "I just worry about her." or blow up whenever someone criticizes her.

Whether you are doing an "act" or not, I think you like the attention you get when you blow up, but you've been here for over 2 years now. Different posters have all said the same thing to you. Some of have been nicer than others but you should really ask yourself, if different people keep saying the same thing, maybe it's not just them.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 05:16 PM

http://i22.tinypic.com/15wewjd.jpg

batdude

10-25-2007, 06:08 PM

Where was the picture of Alba with Kristen Bell? I'm really was looking for that.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 06:08 PM

Where was the picture of Alba with Kristen Bell? I'm really was looking for that.Its in here somewhere.

I'll look for it then.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 06:12 PM

Here's that pic. Its in the spoiler cause its big.

http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/Special%20events/2007/Elle%20Magazine%2014th%20Annual%20Women%20in%20Hol lywood/01.jpg (javascript: window.close())

batdude

10-25-2007, 06:15 PM

Thanks. If you or Rider have one of her with Eliza Dushku or Sophia Bush I'd appeciate that too.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 06:18 PM

Thanks. If you or Rider have one of her with Eliza Dushku or Sophia Bush I'd appeciate that too.I don't think they've ever posed together in a photo before.

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 06:39 PM

Self Assignment Fotoshooting

I've been waiting so long for other pics from this shoot.
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1687/selfassignmentfotoshootxs5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1143/selfassignmentfotoshootui8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5565/selfassignmentfotoshootat4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 06:47 PM

USA Today Photoshoot

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/886/usatodayfotoshooting001at0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7599/usatodayfotoshooting002ke2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3544/usatodayfotoshooting003tw7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7721/usatodayfotoshooting004hm4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/139/usatodayfotoshooting005ll4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/257/usatodayfotoshooting006rp6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6330/usatodayfotoshooting007df8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 06:57 PM

Not a fan of the top in the USA Today shoot, but it give some nice clevage in that one shot. But I like the Self Assignment shoot better.

Erzengel

10-25-2007, 06:59 PM

Could they airbrush that Self Assignment one anymore?

They airbrushed out her beauty mark in her face. :huh:

Kelly

10-25-2007, 07:01 PM

Could they airbrush that Self Assignment one anymore?

They airbrushed out her beauty mark in her face. :huh:

I was thinking the same exact thing....

The Apatow Crew

10-25-2007, 07:01 PM

I like them both.

The one with the heart on her shirt is one of my fav pics. i'll psot it if i can find it.

I made this.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2019/picsavvyel9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Kahoot

10-25-2007, 07:07 PM

Could they airbrush that Self Assignment one anymore?

They airbrushed out her beauty mark in her face. :huh:
I wasn't looking at the face... :O

sandgoblin

10-26-2007, 07:16 AM

The Apatow Crew

10-26-2007, 07:42 AM

WOW.:wow: Some of my favorite JA pics now.I know there just gorgous.

LexCorp

10-26-2007, 07:54 AM

I have I said I love this thread yet :woot:

The Apatow Crew

10-26-2007, 07:57 AM

I have I said I love this thread yet :woot:I don't know have you?:yay:

LexCorp

10-26-2007, 08:10 AM

I think I just did :woot:

Prison Mike

10-26-2007, 11:00 AM

Kahoot

10-26-2007, 11:57 AM

It's not Alba but a little jab at JAL... Sorry dude :Dhttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m236/cmill216/i2027_CelebutopiaRachaelTaylorFrede.jpg

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m236/cmill216/i2030_CelebutopiaRachaelTaylorFrede.jpg

Yup, Thats the other chick from TF.

In some ways she's better looking that Megan, IMHO
:up:...:up:

Erzengel

10-26-2007, 01:25 PM

She looked better in the movie. :dry:

Two-Face

10-26-2007, 01:31 PM

She looked better in the movie. :dry:

You're looking for trouble...:woot: :o

Prison Mike

10-26-2007, 05:02 PM

Jolie_Desastre

10-26-2007, 08:50 PM

The Apatow Crew

10-26-2007, 09:38 PM

Just saw the Awake trailer and it looks very good. Not only does Jessica Alba look great (she shows some skin), but the plot is very interesting. I'm definitely going to see this movie!

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809266744/video/4709464I've get to see it since the vid is taking forever to load.

MOIDANGEREUX

10-27-2007, 09:57 AM

Just saw the Awake trailer and it looks very good. Not only does Jessica Alba look great (she shows some skin), but the plot is very interesting. I'm definitely going to see this movie!

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809266744/video/4709464

EDIT: Moi, don't hotlink pics from other sites please.....you are going to accidentally get something you don't want......and can get ya banned. Host it at a pic hosting site please.

Two-Face

10-27-2007, 04:41 PM

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/jessica_alba_4.jpg

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 04:44 PM

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/jessica_alba_4.jpg
Nice love it. :heart:

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 06:07 PM

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5673/awaketrailer046qt0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

:heart: :heart:

HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 06:55 PM

hayden :heart:

Kelly

10-27-2007, 06:58 PM

hayden :heart:

I don't find Hayden very attractive. He always looks like he's under the weather to me....

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 06:59 PM

hayden :heart:Damn you hayden!!!!!!!!!!!!:cmad: :cmad:

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4738/awaketrailer025ij2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

lol.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6109/glcpromobr4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 07:06 PM

I don't find Hayden very attractive. He always looks like he's under the weather to me....

in some movies or events yeah i agree, he does look very pale and somewhat sickly:csad:.

..but in attack of the clones..and from the looks of jumper...he's looking pretty good to me :D

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 07:07 PM

Damn you hayden!!!!!!!!!!!!:cmad: :cmad:

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4738/awaketrailer025ij2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

lol.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6109/glcpromobr4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

u do see a lot of her back in this movie

Kelly

10-27-2007, 07:08 PM

I just always want him to get some color....put some blush on...lol

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 07:09 PM

For Jolie mendez jealous more? :woot:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8638/awaketrailer010jc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 07:14 PM

u do see a lot of her back in this movieYes from the looks of it but u bet a lot of people are going show me the front!

lol.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8576/awaketrailer038uj0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 07:14 PM

I just always want him to get some color....put some blush on...lol

some bronzer :woot::p

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 07:15 PM

For Jolie mendez jealous more? :woot:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8638/awaketrailer010jc0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ha! gee thanks jal :(

show u the front wha?:huh:

Kelly

10-27-2007, 07:17 PM

some bronzer :woot::p

Definitely, the boy can afford some Mystic......

And Jessica looks on major drugs in that picture, and she needs some clearisil....

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 07:19 PM

ha! gee thanks jal :(

show u the front wha?:huh:Your welcome.

You know what i mean. You said she shows her back alot and well wanna see her front more instead.:word:

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 07:27 PM

Your welcome.

You know what i mean. You said she shows her back alot and well wanna see her front more instead.:word:

i thought u said that. just didn't understand it in that other post

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 07:30 PM

i thought u said that. just didn't understand it in that other postYeah cause you could imgaine how people would react if she did.

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 07:31 PM

oh yeah i think i could make a good assumption

The Apatow Crew

10-27-2007, 07:33 PM

oh yeah i think i could make a good assumptionlol they me like OH GODZ!!!!!!:oldrazz: :o

Mr. Socko

10-27-2007, 10:33 PM

I just always want him to get some color....put some blush on...lol

Gotta disagree, I think he looks great. Hayden's color is good:o

Alba looks hot too hehe

Kelly

10-27-2007, 10:39 PM

OK, if ya like white paste, thats cool.

Mr. Socko

10-27-2007, 10:41 PM

OK, if ya like white paste, thats cool.

He isn't that white:cmad::oldrazz:

Kelly

10-27-2007, 10:45 PM

He isn't that white:cmad::oldrazz:

*looks at the white paint on my wall*....true the makeup people did make him look more like a guy with a heart condition, more than his normal color...:oldrazz: :cwink: :cwink: :cwink:

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 11:04 PM

hey now! :( lol

Kelly

10-27-2007, 11:05 PM

*tiptoes out of thread*

Jolie_Desastre

10-27-2007, 11:06 PM

ahh it's cool :o

:p :D

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 11:50 AM

Whats goin on in here now?

Jolie_Desastre

10-28-2007, 01:06 PM

just talking about hayden

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 01:22 PM

just talking about haydensoon you girls are swooning over him then.:yay:

Jolie_Desastre

10-28-2007, 01:23 PM

me yep..albafan..not so much

Mr. Socko

10-28-2007, 01:24 PM

Mr. Socko isn't a girl...I don't think

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 01:25 PM

me yep..albafan..not so muchso like i aid before i bet your a little envy of Jess in this movie huh? especally the start of the trailer.:yay:

Jolie_Desastre

10-28-2007, 01:30 PM

ah it's just a movie

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 01:33 PM

ah it's just a movieYes keep telling yorself its a movie its only a movie.

(lets see where you can tell me where that horror movie reference is from)_

Jolie_Desastre

10-28-2007, 01:36 PM

i've got nothing

Mr. Socko

10-28-2007, 01:55 PM

so like i aid before i bet your a little envy of Jess in this movie huh? especally the start of the trailer.:yay:

I am envy of them both, dammit:csad:

ah it's just a movie

That's what I had to tell myself when I saw Jigsaw's bloody guts being torn out in that Saw IV NC17 trailer. I am still disturbed :(

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 02:02 PM

i've got nothingIts something the voiceover guy says in the Last house on the left trailer.

Jolie_Desastre

10-28-2007, 02:22 PM

I am envy of them both, dammit:csad:

That's what I had to tell myself when I saw Jigsaw's bloody guts being torn out in that Saw IV NC17 trailer. I am still disturbed :(

heard about that...damn :(

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 02:46 PM

http://gallery.jessicaalba.net/albums/magazine/2007%20sans/Estylo%20%20November/01.jpg (javascript: window.close())

Mr. Socko

10-28-2007, 03:16 PM

Fantastic cover!

The Apatow Crew

10-28-2007, 04:36 PM

Fantastic cover!Yes it is.

LexCorp

10-29-2007, 04:44 AM

I just watched a trailer for a new film with Alba in it. Just my luck or something like that...

She tries very hard to screw a guy or something....released in the UK now so may have to see it....she was being very sexy!

Kelly

10-29-2007, 05:40 AM

The Apatow Crew

10-29-2007, 07:30 AM

Yes its Called Good Luck Chuck like Albafan said.

There is a sex secene montage in it. But No shes not in it so settle down fellas.

sandgoblin

10-29-2007, 07:58 AM

Jessica is very sexy in the movie though.

Kelly

10-29-2007, 10:49 AM

It's not a movie that I would put at the same level as "Knocked Up" by any means or stretch of the word.....but its definitely worth a DVD rental. Have a few beers before you watch it, and its a damn funny movie....my friends and I enjoyed it alot, but I could have waited for it on DVD and been just as happy with the movie.

omid17

10-29-2007, 11:36 PM

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/jalba-awaketr8210.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/jalba-awaketr826.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/jalba-awaketr822.jpg
i wish they were a real couple

sandgoblin

10-30-2007, 07:20 AM

No way. I want to be Jessica's man.:woot:

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 07:32 AM

No way. I want to be Jessica's man.:woot:I think a lot of guys want that.

sandgoblin

10-30-2007, 07:42 AM

I think a lot of guys want that.

I think MOST men want that.:cwink:

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 07:45 AM

I think MOST men want that.:cwink:Well not every guy does.

So we should be expecting a poster for Awake also soon.

Hunter Rider

10-30-2007, 07:47 AM

http://i24.tinypic.com/qp105w.jpg

http://i22.tinypic.com/2lxhx94.jpg

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 07:51 AM

She looked great in that dress.:heart:

MOIDANGEREUX

10-30-2007, 11:04 AM

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5565/selfassignmentfotoshootat4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)

NEW JESSICA VIDEO !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5Mtqzfdtk

Two-Face

10-30-2007, 12:23 PM

http://i24.tinypic.com/qp105w.jpg

http://i22.tinypic.com/2lxhx94.jpg

I:heart: BOOBIES!:wow:

omid17

10-30-2007, 03:07 PM

great pics HR, she looks so good

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 05:28 PM

I:heart: BOOBIES!:wow:I mean who doesn't. the ones of her and roasrio on each other are great also.:yay: :woot:

Julez

10-30-2007, 05:30 PM

ya'll need to go outside.

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 05:33 PM

ya'll need to go outside.I just came from outside.

omid17

10-30-2007, 06:13 PM

I mean who doesn't. the ones of her and roasrio on each other are great also.:yay: :woot:where can i find that pic?:woot:

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 06:17 PM

where can i find that pic?:woot:I can post them if i can find them.

omid17

10-30-2007, 06:18 PM

I can post them if i can find them.please do:word:

The Apatow Crew

10-30-2007, 06:23 PM

please do:word:Okay give me some time.

omid17

10-30-2007, 06:25 PM

Okay give me some time.yes master JAL

sandgoblin

10-30-2007, 08:57 PM

yes master JAL

I cant wait to see those pics. :wow:

omid17

10-30-2007, 08:58 PM

I cant wait to see those pics. :wow:same here

LexCorp

10-31-2007, 04:22 AM